Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season to sixty seven,
Speaker 1: Episode one of Dirt Daily z guys, but for me,
Speaker 1: it's episode one. It's a production by a Heart Radio
Speaker 1: and also a podcast where we take a deep dive
Speaker 1: into America share consciousness for all you first time listeners. Uh,
Speaker 1: it's Tuesday, December two special Happy Birthday. Shout out to
Speaker 1: my little sister Caitlin for oh birthday. Any any other days, well,
Speaker 1: you know, look obviously respect yeah, respect on Cala's d day.
Speaker 1: And also I just will mention, uh it's it's hot
Speaker 1: Coco Day. Uh. And and one that is weird National
Speaker 1: Day of the Horse. It's like word, it's so fucking
Speaker 1: aggressive the way that is National Day of the Horse,
Speaker 1: which feels like yeah, like Nordic, yeah, Nordic or I
Speaker 1: mean it could also be similar to like the Year
Speaker 1: of a pig, you're of the red day of the
Speaker 1: Day of it just feels like like a terrible like
Speaker 1: Colonizer massacre or something that is like the Day of
Speaker 1: the Horse. But it's just about hey, shout out the
Speaker 1: equine homies. More days, More days should do something like that,
Speaker 1: just like have fun with how you name it. It
Speaker 1: adds some gravity TOAs right, like the annual celebration of
Speaker 1: the commencement of Hot Coco. Imagine if it was the
Speaker 1: horsey instead of the horse, the rational day of the
Speaker 1: undermine really undermine seriousness of the name name National Day
Speaker 1: of the Horse. I didn't even know my horse is
Speaker 1: out in the yard. I didn't even I didn't get anything,
Speaker 1: nothing special. Yeah, get that salt, lick out, get out
Speaker 1: of here. You can't stay inside today. Get your salt,
Speaker 1: I said, Yeah, I just sent a bunch of rude
Speaker 1: shipped to him like usual. I don't know. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't know it was the horse. I would have
Speaker 1: been like, listen to change your damn you're looking you're
Speaker 1: looking good or whatever. I would have said that to him. Well,
Speaker 1: shout out, shut up, shut out the horse, my horse
Speaker 1: in the yard. My name is the Jack O'Brien a k.
Speaker 1: Check out these pale white plumpers. Yeah, that's what I
Speaker 1: call my legs. My chubby little plumpers are the color
Speaker 1: of nagged eggs. If you hate the term plumpers, well
Speaker 1: you're not the only one. When I call my legs plumpers,
Speaker 1: my dad will not call me son. Then one choog
Speaker 1: ee Christmas Eve, Miles Miles came to say, Jackie with
Speaker 1: your thighs so bright, let's co host the Daily site.
Speaker 1: So now we do some podcasts on things like shock
Speaker 1: in a Tree. You can't catch these old plumpers on site.
Speaker 1: Guy standing on Mad Boom stays shout out to Josiah
Speaker 1: jo z a I y A on Twitter said, accursed
Speaker 1: Daily's like I say, hey, what Blake Wexler birthed into
Speaker 1: existence cannot be undone? We are all so much worse
Speaker 1: off for it. And amen. Yeah, I'm thrilled to be
Speaker 1: joined as always by my co host, Mr Miles. It's
Speaker 1: Miles Gray, lover of Saturday. So he's Miles Gray, a
Speaker 1: k A. Saturday Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday,
Speaker 1: Saturday Day, Saturday Day. Okay. Shout out to Locker Ni
Speaker 1: returning every morning by sugarray and just Saturday over and
Speaker 1: over again, because it's just about yelling Saturday Saturday straight, Saturday,
Speaker 1: Saturday Saturday Saturday. Um yeah, somebody's doing that for ten hours.
Speaker 1: Chris Well, who's Chris Um there? You can find just
Speaker 1: a looped version of that part of the song for
Speaker 1: ten hours if you're if you're curious, yes A to you,
Speaker 1: r D A y night, yes to you are only
Speaker 1: said that, Yeah, that's Saturday? Is that basically rollers? Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 1: They were part of my life when I was like
Speaker 1: in fifth grade. People were like they're the shit man.
Speaker 1: They were like, kids were like, man, you think Zeppe's good,
Speaker 1: you're out of your mind. I'm not kidding. Like, kids
Speaker 1: were dead serious about that band. Like I remember everybody
Speaker 1: just being like, yep, I mean music is pretty much
Speaker 1: topped out. Jesus, we're done here. And I was like
Speaker 1: you more, even the fifth grader, I was like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, I think these guys might be a flash
Speaker 1: in the pan. Right, Oh wait, so you kidding me?
Speaker 1: What's it? I mean, I'm curious too, because when those
Speaker 1: songs are there, so like Sacharin, they're like, like, you know,
Speaker 1: they're just kind of they're like they feel like they
Speaker 1: were whatever the equivalent of like an algorithm is now.
Speaker 1: But when you hear people be like this is it? Well,
Speaker 1: I know you like we're obviously the contrarian child. Were
Speaker 1: you in your mind being like go fucking listen to
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. I mean I wasn't a music snab,
Speaker 1: but I was in fifth grade yet, No, I just
Speaker 1: you know, but that's a funny idea that there was nothing.
Speaker 1: There was nothing I could turn them onto, like you know,
Speaker 1: it would have been like, you know, there are sellouts.
Speaker 1: You should listen to Captain and to Neil, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. Didn't have any right there. I didn't
Speaker 1: know about anybody with cred. Oh you like this band.
Speaker 1: Check out Casey and the fucking Sunshine. You want to
Speaker 1: hear the real deal? Yeah, five year old or ten
Speaker 1: year old sized Criss Crofton. That looks exactly like the
Speaker 1: current Criss Crofton. It's kind of true. Smoking a cigarette
Speaker 1: and some red hair. I did not smoke cigarettes when
Speaker 1: I was the fifth grade. I was like I was.
Speaker 1: I thought I was gonna be Yeah, well I didn't
Speaker 1: know any better, but I thought I was gonna be
Speaker 1: a lawyer because it was the only job I knew. Hey,
Speaker 1: who's that voice? That voice is someone we are thrilled
Speaker 1: to be joined in in a third seat, a hilarious
Speaker 1: stand up comedian, actor, musician with the seven point six
Speaker 1: rated album on Pitchfork. You can listen to his podcast
Speaker 1: Colebrew got me like anywhere to find. Podcasts are given
Speaker 1: away for free. His new book, The Advice King Anthology
Speaker 1: is available now anywhere fine books are sold. The poetry
Speaker 1: window is open because it's Chris motherfucking Croft. What's up?
Speaker 1: What's up? I'm so happy, I'm so happy to be here.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna clear my throat. Hold on, I know you've
Speaker 1: been saying podcast. I'm not kidding. My Colbrew got me like,
Speaker 1: clear my throat is what would be called and we
Speaker 1: got to do something about it. Question you said, when
Speaker 1: you clear your throat, what is it act? What is
Speaker 1: it achieving? Is it that you're trying to knock something loose?
Speaker 1: It's that you're scratching a throat? It's well, what just
Speaker 1: trying to get the attention of the room. I don't
Speaker 1: start not but I think I don't think that's helping
Speaker 1: the look of like older white men when they do that,
Speaker 1: because it does seem like that's what they're doing. But
Speaker 1: I think most of the time it's just something's fucking
Speaker 1: caught and that sus And yeah, it's not good. It's
Speaker 1: not good on a first date. It's not good. It's
Speaker 1: not good on andy it's not good for a single
Speaker 1: man to be running around clear in his throat. It's
Speaker 1: the opposite of what a woman wants. A woman wants moisture,
Speaker 1: woman wants the woman put on a T shirt. Put
Speaker 1: on a T shirt. Woman wants people to be flexible
Speaker 1: and ready for action, not dried out and stand. You know,
Speaker 1: help me with the stroller. As soon as I'm done
Speaker 1: doing you know, I'll be right there to help you
Speaker 1: with the baby. Why does daddy make a scary noise?
Speaker 1: I don't know, because he's too old that should never
Speaker 1: married him, like an old radiator's daddy trying to command
Speaker 1: the room. Again. I ever fully on the movie Big Fish,
Speaker 1: the Tim Burton movie, like the main character, the dad,
Speaker 1: the legend dead character repeatedly keeps saying as an old man,
Speaker 1: I was just dried out when they would like find
Speaker 1: him in a pond. I don't really remember that movie
Speaker 1: that well, but I remember that line because I was
Speaker 1: so baffled by, like, were they like trying to make
Speaker 1: it a thing like a quote, because he says that
Speaker 1: multiple times, I think, um, yeah, maybe it was just
Speaker 1: a very realistic portrayal of aging, you know, I mean,
Speaker 1: like you can look at the pictures of Miles. I'm
Speaker 1: looking at a screen right now because we're doing this
Speaker 1: via zoom, so I'm looking at two moist dudes, Miles
Speaker 1: over here. Miles and Jack both look like, you know,
Speaker 1: there's not gonna be an emergency situation where they, you know,
Speaker 1: can't get to the fire exit because they're clearing the throat.
Speaker 1: And in the middle there's me and I looked dry
Speaker 1: before we start recording. The last thing, I say, the
Speaker 1: chords are dewey, let's get it, let's get it on.
Speaker 1: Every time it's like, you guys are a couple of
Speaker 1: wet boys, and yeah, so anyway, it's kind of a
Speaker 1: thing like I just do everything sort of like without
Speaker 1: preparation in a way, like I mean, like I just
Speaker 1: it doesn't occur to me, like, oh, you should really
Speaker 1: like clear your throat a bunch before this fucking podcast.
Speaker 1: But then yesterday got out of hand. The one that
Speaker 1: we're putting up tonight, the new episode of which is
Speaker 1: so fucking good, like we really have gotten hit our stride.
Speaker 1: It's funny, man. Today was the most recent one that
Speaker 1: we're putting up tonight is the funniest one I've ever done. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's so funny. I mean it's insane. But the labor
Speaker 1: went that went into a d throat clean. We had
Speaker 1: to like I had to like edit. There's just like
Speaker 1: a lot of noises on there, you know, and I
Speaker 1: was just like that is not you know, like I can't.
Speaker 1: We gotta do something. I don't know if there's a
Speaker 1: filter like called like you know, the old you know,
Speaker 1: young you know, called boy something, Yeah, like a wet boy.
Speaker 1: What are you putting your mic through? You got like
Speaker 1: in a cloud lifter or something. You've got to be
Speaker 1: putting that through a wet boy pedal, Yeah, exactly. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The moisturizer, yeah exactly, I got put a vocal moisturizer. Anyway,
Speaker 1: we're working on it. People are fans of the show,
Speaker 1: you know, and we have a lot of crossover. A
Speaker 1: lot of our fans are fans of you guys, of course,
Speaker 1: and so you know, just we're working on it. Don't
Speaker 1: don't care. Objection was too dry. They were working on them.
Speaker 1: I'm getting I'm getting my neck worked on pre medical
Speaker 1: procedure medical. I mean, it's it's happens pretty quick to like,
Speaker 1: you know, it's just one minute, you're one minute you
Speaker 1: never clear your throat. The next minute you know you're
Speaker 1: clearing your throat. Seriously, there's nothing, you know, I don't
Speaker 1: think unless you're like already famous professor or something, and
Speaker 1: it's like maybe matches. It's like somehow like that could
Speaker 1: be a thing where you're, oh, he's he's got gravitas
Speaker 1: because he clears his throat or something, because he's like
Speaker 1: already an author. I mean, I'm an author, but I
Speaker 1: definitely way more successful author. If you're like Rudyard Kipling
Speaker 1: and you're going around your clearing your throat, then you're
Speaker 1: probably it's a power move. But for me, it's just like,
Speaker 1: I'm on hinge. You don't want to be clear in
Speaker 1: your throat while you're on your wine holiday or whatever
Speaker 1: every fucking basic motherfucker wants to do with their goddamn
Speaker 1: hinge life. You know, Hinge those apps, you know, we've
Speaker 1: talked about that before. Yeah, the last person they want,
Speaker 1: they want to do a selfie with a fucking boat
Speaker 1: and a glass of wine. The last thing they wanted
Speaker 1: some motherfucker clear in their throat, reminding them, reminding them
Speaker 1: their mortality. Yeah, could you stop death rattling on myselfie
Speaker 1: picturing like somebody with a glass of champagne in the
Speaker 1: air boat in the background, like face to the side,
Speaker 1: catching their good face. And then you're in the background
Speaker 1: like you made a cop like just you know, clears
Speaker 1: your their throat less than you. Joe Biden. I was
Speaker 1: gonna say, Joe Biden is wet compared to you. That's right,
Speaker 1: all right, Chris, We're gonna get to know you a
Speaker 1: little bit better in a moment. First, we're gonna tell
Speaker 1: our listeners a couple of the things we might get
Speaker 1: to today. We'll see we might talk about the next
Speaker 1: COVID wave that's coming, uh, and how it coincides with
Speaker 1: Ellen's cool joke about his pronouns. We're gonna talk about
Speaker 1: Tucker Carlson getting up in arms about CBS carrying butt plugs, uh,
Speaker 1: and like how that kind of flow charted through the right. Um,
Speaker 1: some investigations that both new congresses are. You know, both
Speaker 1: parties are talking about like that they're gonna go after
Speaker 1: the new Congress. And of course they have announced the
Speaker 1: Golden Globes and top Gun Maverick got nominated for Best Picture,
Speaker 1: and the Right is celebrating. I guess the right like
Speaker 1: claimed that as their movie. So we'll talk about all
Speaker 1: of that or some of that, maybe none a bit
Speaker 1: uh plenty more though, But first, Chris, we like to
Speaker 1: task our guests. What is something from your search history? Okay, well,
Speaker 1: I don't know if if we're allowed to uh, if
Speaker 1: you've listened to my podcast, you know this story but recently, um,
Speaker 1: I mean it's worth repeating. When I was in the nineties,
Speaker 1: I was working as a production assistant on a pornography
Speaker 1: uh twenty four hour pornography channel, like a like a
Speaker 1: like a satellite channel that showed pornography. I mean Spice.
Speaker 1: I think it was Spice. Why didn't I couldn't remember
Speaker 1: the name of it. Um. I only work the job
Speaker 1: two days, but more than enough, very action packed days
Speaker 1: a month once a month. The Spice channel. I swear
Speaker 1: it was the Spice Channel. I just couldn't think of it. Uh.
Speaker 1: They had a live taping. Everything was like, you know,
Speaker 1: they had a bunch of VCRs running. That's all it
Speaker 1: was at that time, in like ninety seven, was just
Speaker 1: a bank of VCR showing porn movies forever on a loop.
Speaker 1: And my friend friend you know, not a good friend
Speaker 1: but I mean anyway, I'll tell you more about like
Speaker 1: our friendship later. But he's a he was running the VCRs. Basically,
Speaker 1: he was just keeping the VCRs going, and so he
Speaker 1: was like, but he knew me, and he for some
Speaker 1: reason knew that I would like this job, which was
Speaker 1: coming in on the day they had the home shopping
Speaker 1: channel for sex toys, and they had real porn stars,
Speaker 1: like big name porn stars come in and demonstrate the sexes.
Speaker 1: I got to clothed, like pick out what they got
Speaker 1: to wear, and I also got to pair which one
Speaker 1: with which other one, like I got to pick who
Speaker 1: got to be with whoever to demonstrate the products. My
Speaker 1: friend was basically like, this is my gift to you.
Speaker 1: We knew you always wanted to be a stylist for
Speaker 1: porn shoots. I think he just knew I was in
Speaker 1: the porn you know, which is just so sad. You know,
Speaker 1: it's the same that's the same as saying someone's lonely. Lonely,
Speaker 1: I mean, it's not like a quality that you want. Oh, Chris,
Speaker 1: I love this because he loves porn. I just but
Speaker 1: I also loved the idea. That's like also part of
Speaker 1: the gig is you got to figure out what they're
Speaker 1: gonna wear. Crazy, No, it was insane. I was so
Speaker 1: I was like standing around holding like fucking g string
Speaker 1: and just like them up next year. And some of
Speaker 1: the porn stars are board stars that I knew, you know, intimately,
Speaker 1: and um and yeah and and so he keeps clearing
Speaker 1: his throat and ruining the shot. Just told me he
Speaker 1: loves my work. I'm glad I was wet back then.
Speaker 1: I was moys, this is disgusting, this whole thing needs
Speaker 1: to go. Um. So this is back when I was
Speaker 1: a wet boy. So uh. I anyway, at the time
Speaker 1: of my life doing that job because I was just
Speaker 1: like I also got to see, you know, some of
Speaker 1: the porn stars were like just like really sexual and
Speaker 1: like masturbating in the green room and stuff. And I
Speaker 1: was like, wow, this is like the healthy ones. You know,
Speaker 1: they're like can't wait to get in there. I wish
Speaker 1: we were really fucking. We can't fuck on camera, you know,
Speaker 1: we can't funk. It's only we can't show penetration on
Speaker 1: this channel or whatever. So that was like more what
Speaker 1: I was thinking, like that was like the free love
Speaker 1: kind of side of porn like the more healthy, like
Speaker 1: I'm just super horny and I love this industry. But
Speaker 1: then they were like then there was like the pimp side,
Speaker 1: like this this one horn star. I don't know if
Speaker 1: I should say her name, but she's an author, Okay,
Speaker 1: I mean anyway, okay, well, anyway, we'll what you're gonna
Speaker 1: find out what I'll just say, some horn star. It
Speaker 1: was a big porn star at the time. My friend
Speaker 1: who ran the channel was making her say a bunch
Speaker 1: of stuff like for the for the like pitch the
Speaker 1: channel like. He was making her say like spice up
Speaker 1: your living room or whatever. And then but then he
Speaker 1: for fun, he tried to, like, you know, not a
Speaker 1: nice way. He tried to make her say big words purpose.
Speaker 1: He said, turn your living room into adenna debauchery. And
Speaker 1: she'd never heard that word, obviously, and she got very
Speaker 1: angry and her pimp, her pimp husband got very angry
Speaker 1: and said it was a stupid word. I still remember
Speaker 1: that as it was, turned your living room into addenta debauchery,
Speaker 1: and she yea, So so I I helpfully, I just
Speaker 1: want to interact with this horn star because so I
Speaker 1: went over with a piece of paper that I had
Speaker 1: written debauchery, like phonetically on like and I handed it
Speaker 1: to her and her husband was like her, yeah, he
Speaker 1: was like not a nice guy. And he was like,
Speaker 1: she doesn't need to say it. It's a stupid word.
Speaker 1: This whole thing is stupid and like, you know, just
Speaker 1: like that kind of thing. And so anyway, she wrote
Speaker 1: a book years later, and uh, it's called Anatomy of
Speaker 1: an Adult Film. So I just thought, oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: because I was wondering if that woman survived, because that's
Speaker 1: like a shitty relationship between her and her husband. He
Speaker 1: seemed controlling and I didn't like it. Anyway, she survived
Speaker 1: and thrived. I was gonna say, it was your Google
Speaker 1: search history debauchery or was it this person's book? And
Speaker 1: it is the book. It's the book. I just looked
Speaker 1: her up. I just looked her up. I mean, I
Speaker 1: don't I don't think it's a big deal to say
Speaker 1: her name, but you guys, I'm just not gonna say it.
Speaker 1: But anyway, I'll say the name of her co author,
Speaker 1: because this is this is the thing. It's her books,
Speaker 1: you know, not terrible, but just like very boring. It's
Speaker 1: about like how to make it in the porn industry.
Speaker 1: It's actually very technical. It's kind of like just field
Speaker 1: users guide. Yeah, it's like it's like, you know, just
Speaker 1: like pointers for porn stars, like how to like take
Speaker 1: a facial It like that. You know that you can
Speaker 1: cancel this whole episode now. Um. So, anyway, she had
Speaker 1: a co author turns out for this book, and his
Speaker 1: name is Our Richard r Richard Richard interesting and he
Speaker 1: is the most prolific and horrible author there ever was,
Speaker 1: and he has become I'm very interested in this man.
Speaker 1: And I also think that Our Richard is he's obviously
Speaker 1: I don't know, he's like simultaneously like really really convinced
Speaker 1: of his talent, but then also embarrassed enough to call
Speaker 1: himself Our Richard, like the night stalker. What's that like?
Speaker 1: The night stalker? Okay, well I don't know. But Our
Speaker 1: Richard is like not helpful for a search. If you
Speaker 1: are Richard on the internet, you get pretty much every Richard.
Speaker 1: It's like it doesn't like so on her website for
Speaker 1: this book, Anatomy of an Adult Film that she co
Speaker 1: wrote with Our Richard, she wrote nothing, but then Our
Speaker 1: Richard wrote his whole biography. He has an avatar that
Speaker 1: looks like a Dungeons and Dragons person. He talks about
Speaker 1: how he's a Kung Fu uh fighter, and then he
Speaker 1: would lists his books. Okay, so he has written a
Speaker 1: natomy of an adult film, but then he wrote he
Speaker 1: has a series called second Chance. Okay. Second Chance is
Speaker 1: the name of like you know, I guess, like the
Speaker 1: John Wick or something, you know. For him, it's like
Speaker 1: a it's like a series, like I don't know what's
Speaker 1: what's another series, Like I don't know Jack Reacher did
Speaker 1: Jack Reacher book, but this one's called second Chance. He
Speaker 1: has like a million books second Chance and The Lord
Speaker 1: of Yes, except this is called second Chance, which is
Speaker 1: like not very action packed name for a series, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like Lord of the Rings. I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: what's that about? Second Chance? Yeah, that sounds like a
Speaker 1: drug and alcohol pamphlet. Listen to this second Chance Colon,
Speaker 1: god Killer, second Chance, sky Pirate, second Chance, scroll Seeker,
Speaker 1: second Chance, King of the Islands, second Chance, King of Ziah,
Speaker 1: second Chance, Duke of Avaron, second Chance, King of Goluman,
Speaker 1: second Chance, King of the Sky, second Chance, war Lord
Speaker 1: of Africa, second Chance, King of Araby, second Chance King
Speaker 1: of Macedonia, Second Chance, King of a Rules Chance. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna even do any more of those. Okay,
Speaker 1: there's like a million of them. I just found his
Speaker 1: page on good Reads and it says, uh, popular answered
Speaker 1: questions from him like where where I guess you get
Speaker 1: to do an author interview? And the first one is
Speaker 1: how do you deal with writer's block? Are Richard? I
Speaker 1: have never had writer's not even close, asshole, it's not
Speaker 1: here and the Okay, so Adventurer is another series. He
Speaker 1: has adventure another action packed. Man, you gotta figure out
Speaker 1: what goes before the colon. It's the first thing you see.
Speaker 1: Adventurer plan simulation problem, Adventurer panner problem, and then a
Speaker 1: R Adventurer Sailing Problem. Then just a bunch of stories.
Speaker 1: I'm just going to hit you with some of these
Speaker 1: titles because they're just incredible. Okay, So those are a
Speaker 1: series Adventurer and Second Chance. And then here's just a
Speaker 1: straight up novels right, A Programmer's Gambit, Amateur Stripper, bondage House,
Speaker 1: Corporate Sex, Slaves, Friday Night, that one's intriguing, Go Naked
Speaker 1: in the Software Glasshopper, Winter, Involuntary Nude Layoff, not a hero,
Speaker 1: Pirates of the Keys, Summer of Sex, What the Beach Murders,
Speaker 1: The Beach Dealers, The Secret Life of Wanda Wilson. Did
Speaker 1: you read the one that he just has one book
Speaker 1: called Big Cock? I didn't get that, but it's it's
Speaker 1: it's I think, you know, Grasshopper Winner is my favorite
Speaker 1: because it's just like, I don't know what it's like.
Speaker 1: It's like, you know, it's just like I don't know
Speaker 1: things you don't you know. It's like a very I
Speaker 1: don't know, like I think of like the leather Decision.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, dude, this description of Big Cock, I'm I
Speaker 1: don't know, I don't even know what I'm reading, and
Speaker 1: I don't know if my intelligence has just drastically gone down.
Speaker 1: It just says Jim McK is an eighteen year old
Speaker 1: man growing up with a very large cock. Hannah is
Speaker 1: a rich lady who owns a near bankrupt factory. Heather
Speaker 1: is Hannah's eighteen year old daughter. Hannah could still be
Speaker 1: a rich lady, but if the factory goes bankrupt, however,
Speaker 1: lots of people this is the description. Yeah, he doesn't
Speaker 1: have writer's block because he's insane. It's just use the
Speaker 1: back backspace key, or the people do not have writer's block.
Speaker 1: The whole thing just goes on to described like just
Speaker 1: very plains like yeah, and then they have to like
Speaker 1: screw the customers for the company survive, and you're like,
Speaker 1: he doesn't do to take part in a customer sex party. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the thing we've all heard of. I read a bunch
Speaker 1: of his stuff and it's like very very well. I
Speaker 1: guess the main thing is his books are twenty six
Speaker 1: pages long between twenty six and that makes sense. I
Speaker 1: think that's long for like college essay. And he is
Speaker 1: so cocky in his like his autobiography and stuff like.
Speaker 1: I mean, I just feel like you should mention that
Speaker 1: his books are like three Yeah, that's not that's cheating me.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty fucking prolific man with my two paragraph books
Speaker 1: I've been working on for Hey, he doesn't decide when
Speaker 1: the book ends. The book decides and he's just there
Speaker 1: he hit the print. And then he also describes like driving,
Speaker 1: like I read a part where he just describes driving
Speaker 1: like way too much. Like he says like I got
Speaker 1: in the car and then I started the car, and
Speaker 1: I drove a car and then I went to this
Speaker 1: other place and then I stopped the car and got
Speaker 1: out of the car. He's focused on like details, don't
Speaker 1: want it's also interesting too. On good good Reads, most
Speaker 1: of his books have five stars with like I would
Speaker 1: say all have just four races, exact accounts that he
Speaker 1: just used to be like, yeah, like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: I want. I just think it'd be fun to get
Speaker 1: the audience, like going on on naming like alternate our
Speaker 1: Richard books, like, you know, I just feel like, you know,
Speaker 1: the double Decker Turtle the the uh double Decker Turtle
Speaker 1: Party Nudetown is one. Um, Newtowntown. I'm not thinking of
Speaker 1: a good one, you know, like the Complicated Badger or
Speaker 1: the the Involuntary Badger. Um, you know, Toy Horrors is
Speaker 1: one of them. Uh. He has another series called Vix
Speaker 1: the Marine and Vix the Force Leader. I can only
Speaker 1: imagine that's like, I mean, hey, Mom, it's it's our Yeah,
Speaker 1: just calling me back because I checked my good Reads
Speaker 1: page again and I noticed that Big Cox still has
Speaker 1: three three five star reviews. I'm still waiting on the
Speaker 1: fourth from you. Uh, just you don't even have to
Speaker 1: read it, Mom, I gave you the synopsis in Painstakes,
Speaker 1: email you and Dad and just do the five stars. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: So anyway, I just think people should be aware of
Speaker 1: our Richard and his work and uh, you know, his
Speaker 1: his autobiographies. He says, I've I've published forty four novels
Speaker 1: in over a hundred and fifty short stories. I spent
Speaker 1: my early years in the part of Los Angeles known
Speaker 1: as South Central. I was known as white Boy, which
Speaker 1: was sufficient to identify me in that place. I'm a
Speaker 1: skilled kung fu player using a system that I learned Korean.
Speaker 1: I knew only his pack. It would be easier to
Speaker 1: tell you the places that Pack wasn't wanted by the police,
Speaker 1: rather than the places where he was wanted by the police. See,
Speaker 1: and that's what that sentence. You get an idea? Here
Speaker 1: eats himself, Like what I mean that rules actually found
Speaker 1: one of our Richard sock puppet accounts that he uses
Speaker 1: to big up his ratings. Al Right, never mind, I'm
Speaker 1: going through you guys would know you guys would know
Speaker 1: how to handle this better than me. I didn't have.
Speaker 1: I don't have the technical ability to exploit our Richard.
Speaker 1: I know, Yes, Chris, you put me on the I'm
Speaker 1: on the set now, and like Sandor has twoty four reviews,
Speaker 1: all of them are Our Richard books. I just feel
Speaker 1: like you should know. Yeah, you should know sand Or.
Speaker 1: Wasn't that the name one of the names in one
Speaker 1: of the titles of his book, like Planet Sandor? Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe they're just a big fan, you know, I mean
Speaker 1: his his review of Big Cock is him just doing
Speaker 1: like the three paragraph version of the description written by
Speaker 1: our Richard. Like the review by sand Or of Big Cock.
Speaker 1: It says, Jim Mack is growing up with a very
Speaker 1: large cop. This is yeah, like so yeah, it's real dry,
Speaker 1: it's really dry. And his pants were his pants were
Speaker 1: big to accommodate. And then you know, and I love
Speaker 1: the last part says when the staff then screws up,
Speaker 1: Jim arranges a party where the wives of the staff
Speaker 1: get some nude revenge. Last sentence a lot more plot
Speaker 1: than you might think, see, that's yeah, that's that's the goal,
Speaker 1: because no one's ever written that downe's ever written that down.
Speaker 1: A lot, A lot more plot than you might I
Speaker 1: go for the most plot per minute, that's what. Yeah,
Speaker 1: where's your next book? Big plot? Are Richard? We want
Speaker 1: to see that one. That's that's my sister, that's my fuckings,
Speaker 1: that's my latest the internet searge Our Richard, Yeah, good
Speaker 1: luck and just enjoy. I don't know, someone do a
Speaker 1: book report on Second Chance King of Goluman. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean we might have to do Our Richard book Club
Speaker 1: at some point, like like uh yeah, the Secret Life
Speaker 1: of Wanda Wilson. There's more, way more. His writing style
Speaker 1: maybe dry, but he a wet boy. That's actually from
Speaker 1: his auto bio. Yes, and his writing style is summed
Speaker 1: up in that sentence where he says like it would
Speaker 1: be easier to describe the places that he is not
Speaker 1: wanted than the places that he is also wanted. Or
Speaker 1: he's just he's very clunky. Yeah that bio. Like this
Speaker 1: guy is a path I mean such a pathological liar
Speaker 1: to there's something. There's so much more going on here
Speaker 1: because like you said, like that bio that you read, Chris,
Speaker 1: or he's like I grew up in the part of
Speaker 1: Los Angeles known as the South Central. Yeah, he's out
Speaker 1: of his mind, I think as a guy like lives
Speaker 1: in his mom's house certainly, and he's not a skilled
Speaker 1: kung fu player because nobody has a skilled kung fu
Speaker 1: player has ever said that, because you would get knocked
Speaker 1: out if you said that to another Yeah, well I
Speaker 1: knew him, this guy, this Korean who trained me. His
Speaker 1: name was Pack. Yeah, and and and it would be
Speaker 1: easier to tell you the places that Pack wasn't wanted
Speaker 1: by that he's rather than the places where he was
Speaker 1: wanted by the police. Yeah, in case you don't think
Speaker 1: I'm real, So anyway, our Richard Man, Yeah, um, all right, Well,
Speaker 1: let's take a quick break. That's been search history. We'll
Speaker 1: be back with overrated, underrated, and maybe one of the
Speaker 1: stories we'll see. We'll be right back and we're back,
Speaker 1: And Chris, you do like taskcre guests, especially you, what
Speaker 1: is something you think is overrated? Um? Overrated? I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say Los Angeles, okay, talking about I've got my dukes up.
Speaker 1: I mean, the listeners can't see it, But do you
Speaker 1: do you really feel like you're defending Los Angeles? Los
Speaker 1: Angeles is so big. Can you feel like you can
Speaker 1: defend part of it but you can't defend the whole thing? Yeah,
Speaker 1: But I'm just trying to cause a little trouble because
Speaker 1: I'm back in mtown. Madison Tennessee down as it's known
Speaker 1: up the street from Nashville. I'm in the real Nashville.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, Maddie. It's like I was thinking about ways
Speaker 1: to describe where I'm at. Madison is like an informal
Speaker 1: gathering of the Juggalos. Oh or okay, Broke Burbank Oho, Okay,
Speaker 1: that's that picture. It's mostly vape stores. It's almost all
Speaker 1: UD prefer to be at an informal Juggalo gathering than
Speaker 1: any version of Burbank. To be honest, it's it's better
Speaker 1: than Burbank. Did you say that? Because like it is endearing?
Speaker 1: Because when you said informal gathering the Juggalos, I'm like,
Speaker 1: all right, whoa, whoa, Like let's pull up, but what
Speaker 1: are you a Juggalo? Hell yeah, Broke right Malenko, Are
Speaker 1: you serious? I am serious? I don't I didn't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, man, I've been working with them for for
Speaker 1: a minute. That's cool. I'm not that's really cool. I
Speaker 1: just remember watching that documentary American Juggalo when it came out,
Speaker 1: and like, when you know, the gathering of Juggalos was like,
Speaker 1: oh man, you know kind of wold ship goes on
Speaker 1: and like, oh, these people are just fans of a
Speaker 1: thing and they get picked up. So yeah, this is
Speaker 1: like that. Madison, Tennessee is like that. It's vape stores
Speaker 1: and people looking for groceries, Okay, and that's what happened.
Speaker 1: It's like there's a lot of trouble in the parking
Speaker 1: lots of these vape stores because people don't want a
Speaker 1: vape but they're being forced to vape because there's no
Speaker 1: food available. So there's and everybody's dressed up like they're
Speaker 1: just came from a swingers party or a Craigslist random encounter. Everybody.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's really You see a you see a
Speaker 1: woman that's dressed like Slash from Guns and Roses interacting
Speaker 1: with some hipster are moved here because they can't afford
Speaker 1: the rent because their dad won't give them any more
Speaker 1: money or something, so they had to move to like
Speaker 1: the They couldn't live in East Nahville anymore, so they
Speaker 1: moved up the street, you know. And so there's like
Speaker 1: hipster is interacting with people who want to murder hipsters,
Speaker 1: you know, and like it's really and everything's just everybody's
Speaker 1: wearing the craziest clothes. It kind of makes me happy,
Speaker 1: you know, It kind of makes me happy because everybody
Speaker 1: in Los Angeles, where's those fucking short pants and those
Speaker 1: big white sneakers in the fucking knit hat? Uh and
Speaker 1: everybody here where it's like whatever the funk they found
Speaker 1: on the ground, or you know, whatever they found at
Speaker 1: the you know what I mean, Like they'll wear velvet
Speaker 1: hot pants with a with a with a halter time.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what clothes are. I can't describe. Man,
Speaker 1: don't say that's like yourself off used to style the
Speaker 1: Live Home Shopping Network. Point especially man, you know something
Speaker 1: about garments. First, I'll tell you one of the one
Speaker 1: of the porn stars asked me what I was doing
Speaker 1: that night, and I totally chickened out because I was
Speaker 1: just like such a I could have dated, I could
Speaker 1: have intimidating. I get it, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It's such a bad I still it still haunts me,
Speaker 1: like when I'm sleeping, trying to get to sleep. I know.
Speaker 1: And for the listeners out there, this is the seventeenth
Speaker 1: time we've had to edit out that mentioned from Chris
Speaker 1: about the porn star who asked him didn't saying later
Speaker 1: we apologize that one got through, but hey, it's alright,
Speaker 1: It's alright, man. Madison is also like, right across from
Speaker 1: the end of my street is a smeral Those which
Speaker 1: is a closed down club that Johnny Cash used to
Speaker 1: drink at, which is just this just the dump, you know,
Speaker 1: it's like a dumpy nineteen seventies place that he would go.
Speaker 1: It'sn't mentioned in his autobiography, but it's just there. It's
Speaker 1: just a shell of itself. And I've been thinking about
Speaker 1: going down there and trying to metal detect or trying
Speaker 1: to see if he dropped anything, Johnny Cash dropping stuff there. Wait,
Speaker 1: so it is closed down, Oh yeah, and I can
Speaker 1: think about getting in there and maybe, you know, just
Speaker 1: tearing up the carpet and see if anybody left him
Speaker 1: pot pocket watches or whatever. Make sure you have a
Speaker 1: go pro on and put on a YouTube channel, yeah,
Speaker 1: because back then you know you'll have to wait in line.
Speaker 1: Though of course people be like, just like, it's four
Speaker 1: other bloggers ahead of Hey guys here, it's moral does
Speaker 1: Hey guys, here's Moral Doo's You can actually hear the
Speaker 1: other people recording on the back totally, and that happens,
Speaker 1: you know, family, it's your boy here it's moral does now.
Speaker 1: This is a legendary light knife light scene in Nashville
Speaker 1: back in the day. Yeah, Like I gotta wait, I
Speaker 1: gotta wait to look and then and then somebody plants
Speaker 1: a doll like something. You know, I talked like a
Speaker 1: dollar oh ship. There's a weird dollin here. You saw,
Speaker 1: like just sitting in the middle of the dude. You
Speaker 1: just I saw you pull that out of your fucking
Speaker 1: Fannie pack. I hear a ghost in the background. Saw
Speaker 1: you pull that fucking creepy doll out. Haunted dolls is
Speaker 1: big business on the internet. So yeah, I've seen that.
Speaker 1: That's scary. That's not good. I mean the people who
Speaker 1: have that. I've seen that on the internet. Yeah, these
Speaker 1: people who have like a haunted doll collection and they
Speaker 1: sit at their house with a bunch of dolls, And
Speaker 1: that's not good. It's called kicking it with the homies.
Speaker 1: If your neighbors doing that, I imagine behind a drawing curtain.
Speaker 1: What's going on, especially up here in Madison, Madison, Tennessee.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get it as a major player now
Speaker 1: as a town. Like it's not I'm gonna bring us hometown. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like it's a place to go if you want a vape.
Speaker 1: Madison most foul. Smoke Mountain. There's a place called Smoke
Speaker 1: Mountain right near me. What is it like barbecue? But
Speaker 1: it's kind of incredible. If you want to get food
Speaker 1: up here, you might as well fucking forget it. I
Speaker 1: mean you you know you can have a burger king
Speaker 1: or vape. Hey what about roma pizza ampasta? Right are
Speaker 1: by the walmart? Are you looking at? Are you looking at?
Speaker 1: Are you prowling? Yeah? Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, there's
Speaker 1: there's there's a funny thing. There are some l a
Speaker 1: looking people here, um like who wear that knit knit
Speaker 1: cap and those short pants and stuff? How's with barbecue
Speaker 1: across from Smoke Mountain? When you say short pants, are
Speaker 1: you just talking about shorts? No? No, I'm short pants.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about. I was trust fun
Speaker 1: ladies who where the freaking giant white sneakers and the
Speaker 1: freaking short the pants that show their ankles, like you know,
Speaker 1: like they wear socks like yeah, you like a crop
Speaker 1: crop pant with like the big old chunky balenci Yaga sneakers,
Speaker 1: like like a big big sweatshirt or something. It's called
Speaker 1: high low bro it's called high low high fashion with
Speaker 1: some low brow pieces. Dude, just like the juxtaposition of
Speaker 1: the two. You know what I mean, right whatever, But
Speaker 1: in yes, that's you might say that. They might say that.
Speaker 1: I don't know. If you look up the lady who
Speaker 1: did the um there's a boomtown Rats song called I
Speaker 1: Don't Like Monday's that's about a woman who shot a
Speaker 1: bunch of people coming out of school, and she had
Speaker 1: that look going way before all these ladies did. So
Speaker 1: if you want to look at where that knit cap,
Speaker 1: short pants, big white sneakers look came from, it came
Speaker 1: straight out of the shooter. I think her name is
Speaker 1: Brenda something or other. But anyway, so anyway, that's uh,
Speaker 1: Los Angeles is you know, people from Kansas dressing up
Speaker 1: like that, whatever it is. You know, that's what l
Speaker 1: A is. And that's what I'm feeling free now to
Speaker 1: put down l A because I left and so I
Speaker 1: might be back though, so I gotta be a little
Speaker 1: I'm gonna come back. I'll come back. I'll come back also,
Speaker 1: and just pretend I never left, because I never saw
Speaker 1: anybody when I was there. Anyway, nobody knows you left
Speaker 1: in l a. Oh you've been busy and you're just
Speaker 1: like I've been busy. Oh yeah, what you've been doing?
Speaker 1: None of your business? A lot of big time ship.
Speaker 1: Judd Apataw, Judd Apataw. How about that saying his name?
Speaker 1: What about that? Where'd you go? Chris? I don't know
Speaker 1: a little name called Judd Apataw short appage. How hard
Speaker 1: he get that? We didn't even ain't got anything? Just
Speaker 1: said his name three times? Often it's kicking ass. I
Speaker 1: was wondering where Crofton was. He was kicking ass Judd
Speaker 1: hapitaal fuck yeah. So anyway, while all you guys are
Speaker 1: all enjoying your fake it till you make it, I'm
Speaker 1: down here where you make it till you fake it.
Speaker 1: Go your vitamins from fruit flavored vape car Tennessee vape,
Speaker 1: whether you like it or not. Oh man, all right,
Speaker 1: let's take one more break. We'll be right back. And
Speaker 1: we're back, and Chris, we do like to ask, I
Speaker 1: guess what's something you think is just underrated? Underrated? Here
Speaker 1: we go Today's today is underrated? Is uh? I saw
Speaker 1: this movie last night. I don't know if it's underrated
Speaker 1: or not, but that movie, uh, it's called like the
Speaker 1: Blood and the Madness or something like that. It's a
Speaker 1: documentary about um, the Sackler family and Nan Golden, the photographer.
Speaker 1: And I was not ready for what a great movie
Speaker 1: that was, all the beauty and the bloodshed. Yes, that
Speaker 1: movie is a crusher of a movie. It's not just
Speaker 1: about the Sackler family, it's about Nan Golden. Ostensibly, it's
Speaker 1: about a documentary by Laura Poittress, who did forget. She's
Speaker 1: done a couple of some big things. It's just a
Speaker 1: beautiful movie. I recommend it, but I guess what I
Speaker 1: would say is like I forgot this is overrated or underrated,
Speaker 1: But underrated is a uh is going through your childhood
Speaker 1: and like dealing with if you had a difficult childhood,
Speaker 1: like if your household dynamic was was rough, like if
Speaker 1: you're a lot of the movie is about her appraising
Speaker 1: her relationship with her parents, and in a way that's
Speaker 1: really her and her parents are still alive, so she
Speaker 1: pretty fearlessly and I don't think she had a choice
Speaker 1: because her upbring it was so difficult. But it was
Speaker 1: not this the thing it was like in a suburb
Speaker 1: with parents that it was not like she was not
Speaker 1: like abused physically, But she basically comes right out and
Speaker 1: say my parents were not ready to have kids. They
Speaker 1: should not have had kids. Because she doesn't and Nan Golden,
Speaker 1: I don't know. There's something about the way she speaks.
Speaker 1: It's sort of very authoritative, like she was she you
Speaker 1: really know that my parents should not have had kids,
Speaker 1: you know, And she's not kidding, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like and and I she said they were kids themselves,
Speaker 1: and I feel like that about my parents, and I
Speaker 1: you know, they could probably hear the show, and I
Speaker 1: just I think it's the truth. I mean, back then,
Speaker 1: kids married other kids, they had kids because they were
Speaker 1: supposed to, and and and some really crazy ship and
Speaker 1: sued because they did not know how to parent. And
Speaker 1: so we have a whole generation of people that have
Speaker 1: had this kind of parenting where the parents were just kids,
Speaker 1: so they just made everything about themselves in a way,
Speaker 1: so the kids were just there as like little dolls
Speaker 1: or you know, a little just set dressing for nineteen
Speaker 1: fifties or nineteen sixties or nineteen seventies, clear family values
Speaker 1: and the damage that that does to the kid because
Speaker 1: you grow up feeling like you're a fucking side end
Speaker 1: table or something, or you're a lamp. And then you
Speaker 1: grow up and try and have a relationship or something,
Speaker 1: and you realize that you don't know what your own
Speaker 1: feelings mean because you never had a space for them
Speaker 1: as a kid. So as as a kid, like in
Speaker 1: my home, my parents argued so much that I had
Speaker 1: no I just kept quiet. I mean I just kept
Speaker 1: quiet and try to stay out of the way. I
Speaker 1: hid my room. I held myself physically, I mean I
Speaker 1: when I've talked about therapists, I even get deep enough
Speaker 1: into like I would hold myself in physical positions to
Speaker 1: try and make them stop arguing. Like you turn yourself
Speaker 1: into like almost like a totem or or an object
Speaker 1: to try to make a yelling stop. But you can't
Speaker 1: do it because you're a child. So because parents back
Speaker 1: then didn't realize children were like not just miniature adults.
Speaker 1: They didn't know that they were like could get impacted
Speaker 1: like physiologically by all this stress. So you know, you
Speaker 1: grow up and then you turned your feelings off at
Speaker 1: some point as a kid, and then when you try
Speaker 1: and turn it back on, there the thing are the
Speaker 1: least familiar with, and they're pretty much the most important
Speaker 1: thing you need to know, like if you want to
Speaker 1: have friends and relationships, like your self worth. It's very
Speaker 1: difficult for you to determine because you know, it's like
Speaker 1: you you've been you've been sort of in a way
Speaker 1: in that atmosphere devalued or something because you have to
Speaker 1: like just you're just treated like you're something in the
Speaker 1: room that that is not important or something. It's like
Speaker 1: that yeah, or whatever you have to say isn't important,
Speaker 1: and that is like that can play a huge part.
Speaker 1: So when you finally get out of the house and
Speaker 1: you try and speak on a date or something, you realize, oh,
Speaker 1: I think I'm a piece of ship, Like I have
Speaker 1: no self worth because I just I just never have
Speaker 1: had that reflected back at me, like um. So, anyway,
Speaker 1: this movie addresses that in a huge way because her
Speaker 1: parents were so obsessed with appearances that her sister was
Speaker 1: a lesbian and they put her in a mental hospital
Speaker 1: and the mental hospital report and I don't want to
Speaker 1: give too much away, but just because because it is
Speaker 1: like a very interesting movie, It's got a lot going on.
Speaker 1: It's like it's also about the Sacklers and the opioid crisis.
Speaker 1: Because Nan Golden got addicted to oxycont But it's kind
Speaker 1: of about holding your parents accountable, and it's kind of
Speaker 1: about holding the Sacklers accountable and keeping up appearances and
Speaker 1: museums with the Sackler name and then trying to get
Speaker 1: them to take the Sackler name down, and museums being
Speaker 1: very uncomfortable with that because they were worried about the perception,
Speaker 1: just the way her parents were worried about their perception.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's all like very skillful anyway, I recommended.
Speaker 1: I cried my head off, and me and my brother
Speaker 1: talked for an hour and a half afterward about just
Speaker 1: like the whole growing up, you know. And I really
Speaker 1: don't mean that to be harsh on my parents. I
Speaker 1: really don't. They were just following the rules, you know,
Speaker 1: the rules where you get married and then you have
Speaker 1: kids or else you're a freak, you know, and it
Speaker 1: doesn't matter if you're not growing up enough to do that.
Speaker 1: You just do it and it just leads to a
Speaker 1: lot of trouble and and and you know it's still
Speaker 1: going on anyway. That's it. That's my that's my now
Speaker 1: you now, it's did I do a good job? I
Speaker 1: didn't take over always what about big cop by our
Speaker 1: Richard though, well there's that too. You can also just
Speaker 1: like forget about your childhood and read about big cocks.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, but I mean it's it's interesting too many
Speaker 1: because I remember so much, like my parents talking about
Speaker 1: the cycles that they were trying to break, like just
Speaker 1: as adults. I remember, like as I got older and
Speaker 1: like talking to my dad having like more adult conversations
Speaker 1: with him, talking about the pressures of like growing up
Speaker 1: in like the sixties, when people are just like the
Speaker 1: funk mental health is like, look, I just fought in
Speaker 1: the war, I'm black, the world is fucked up. We're
Speaker 1: trying to make the best we can, and so many
Speaker 1: things that get absorbed by like like you know, people
Speaker 1: of my grandparents age their kids. It's interesting to see
Speaker 1: how much how much self awareness it really fucking takes
Speaker 1: to be able to be like fuck, like I could
Speaker 1: do this breathlessly and keep these sort of cycles going,
Speaker 1: or I you know, you need some level of self
Speaker 1: awareness to know like, oh what am I doing this
Speaker 1: thing where like I'm completely disregarding my child because they're
Speaker 1: a child, and what do they know? Because this is
Speaker 1: just how things should be in a house, etcetera, etcetera.
Speaker 1: So it's like it's interesting to just see, like how
Speaker 1: even now, like a documentary like this or a lot
Speaker 1: more media now is about kind of looking at our
Speaker 1: parents and kind of like having a reckoning with that.
Speaker 1: And I think this is obviously in a much more
Speaker 1: like clear eyed documentary way versus like a lot of
Speaker 1: the narrative stuff that's come out the last year and
Speaker 1: a half. Well how having to do it? Also, while
Speaker 1: you don't want to disown your parents and you want
Speaker 1: to love your parents like you know, you where you
Speaker 1: can forgive them, but you also can't on some level
Speaker 1: interact with them in that old way because it makes
Speaker 1: you feel like kids. You know. It's like I just
Speaker 1: when I'm around my parents, they are similar to the
Speaker 1: way they used to be. So I start feeling like
Speaker 1: that trauma because I feel like I'm eight years old again,
Speaker 1: you know, and I feel like i'm because I mean,
Speaker 1: the idea of asking your kid, how do you feel?
Speaker 1: That's the thing was missing from that entire equation. So
Speaker 1: like you know, when the when the parents grew up
Speaker 1: and had kids, they also didn't ever have that question
Speaker 1: asked to them. So like, you know, like the dad
Speaker 1: was still trying to figure out how he felt about
Speaker 1: his kids and stuff like, I mean, just didn't have
Speaker 1: the language or the you know, it's like a learned
Speaker 1: I think we're making progress anyway. I recommend this movie
Speaker 1: very highly. I don't know if it's underrated or not,
Speaker 1: but go see the what's it call again? All the
Speaker 1: Beauty and the Blood? It's hard to remember. It's a
Speaker 1: good it's a good title that. Yeah, I don't know
Speaker 1: if he's quite up to a title like that, but
Speaker 1: he would he would what what would he call it?
Speaker 1: What would he call that movie? All the Beauty and
Speaker 1: the Blood? Said, he would call it like it would
Speaker 1: be called like it would be called like pain pills
Speaker 1: and Naked Parents or something like that, like something like
Speaker 1: worse than that. Yeah, I had heard about that because
Speaker 1: it's on a lot of top ten lists, which actually
Speaker 1: ties right into kind of one of our stories, the
Speaker 1: Top Gun Maverick getting nominated for the Golden Globes, and
Speaker 1: you know, the right is claiming that is like finally
Speaker 1: Emeric is ready to like movies that are cool and
Speaker 1: portray the military is sexy and this past weekend, Ao
Speaker 1: Scott from The New York Times published his top ten
Speaker 1: movies of the year, and All the Beauty and the
Speaker 1: Bloodshed was number nine, but he was bombarded by trolls
Speaker 1: because a self described movie podcaster criticized his list for
Speaker 1: not including Maverick and Elon Musk hopped in and was like,
Speaker 1: that's because the New York Times has gone full woke.
Speaker 1: So that's that's the thing that's happening, Like I'm seeing
Speaker 1: it with people who are fans of everything everywhere all
Speaker 1: at once, are like beerrating people who don't put it
Speaker 1: on the list, and people are like, I've never even
Speaker 1: heard of So that same podcaster devoted a whole episode
Speaker 1: of their show to criticizing Ao Scott's list of movies,
Speaker 1: claiming that no one had ever seen any of them.
Speaker 1: By the way, his number one was nope. Uh. And
Speaker 1: also just like spent all the time talking about how
Speaker 1: like no one had heard of any of these movies,
Speaker 1: and they're a movie podcaster, like spending an hour bragging
Speaker 1: about all the acclaimed movies you've never heard of. It's
Speaker 1: the weird look for a movie podcaster. But I don't know, Yeah,
Speaker 1: just if there's a list of movies that you don't know,
Speaker 1: and people are saying, are good, there's probably a pretty
Speaker 1: good chance that you're going to find some really compelling
Speaker 1: ship on there, and and maybe don't just assume automatically
Speaker 1: that everything that you saw that your must be way
Speaker 1: better than that. Is it that they don't like that
Speaker 1: it was left out of the top films? Are they
Speaker 1: more invested in the narrative that Top Gun is the
Speaker 1: best film of the year because pro military ship like
Speaker 1: this is number one, you know what I mean? Like
Speaker 1: it's not like saying like, well, you know, I feel
Speaker 1: like this is that and the other. I feel like
Speaker 1: it's almost like somebody who's upset that their top ten
Speaker 1: list isn't reinforcing like this broader culture war a message
Speaker 1: of like, dude, ship from the eighties is still fucking cool,
Speaker 1: including our takes on policy and politicians. Right. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think big picture, they want the middle class back, you know,
Speaker 1: somehow Top Gun represents some like for them, like America,
Speaker 1: you know, like that's America. That's what America's about. Is
Speaker 1: like everybody has a job and they're a pilot, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, That's what I remember about America.
Speaker 1: Everybody was a pilot. And had a brand new plane
Speaker 1: and plane and everything money in their pocket and did
Speaker 1: karaoke and and had a hot girlfriend. That's what America was.
Speaker 1: I'm a tired of New America. America did have a
Speaker 1: middle class in the eighties. Everybody got a plane. I
Speaker 1: remember when I was growing up. Y'all, everybody got a
Speaker 1: plane that nice hair, everybody nice hair do, and sunglass.
Speaker 1: Motorcycles were faster than fighter jets. Everyone was white. Everybody's
Speaker 1: flying around the planes when I'm I missed that. That's
Speaker 1: what I want to see in movies. I want to
Speaker 1: see movies about when America had more planes in it,
Speaker 1: and fast people and nice people and good people that
Speaker 1: worked hard and had big heads and nice hair dues.
Speaker 1: When Tom Cruise was everybody. I remember when I was
Speaker 1: growing up, everybody looked like Tom Cruise. Everybody and had
Speaker 1: a plane and it went fast, and they were strong
Speaker 1: and fast and good and drank beer and didn't have
Speaker 1: any trouble about it, sliding around houses on the wood
Speaker 1: floors in our underwear, and they still want to work
Speaker 1: even though they had a hangover and their kids or
Speaker 1: their wife or anything. But that's why it was. That's
Speaker 1: how it worked. And there's no such thing as PTSD. Yeah,
Speaker 1: top Con is bringing back jobs to America. If every
Speaker 1: movie is a woke movie, then we're not gonna have
Speaker 1: as many jobs in this country. We need horror movies
Speaker 1: about jobs facts. What's their love? Is it just that
Speaker 1: it's all war like? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, bomb them. Well,
Speaker 1: but it's interesting, right because so breap Bark columnists like
Speaker 1: at the time said top Come Maverick is a masculine,
Speaker 1: pro American, stridently non woke blockbuster. Um, the movie actually did,
Speaker 1: like feature a more diverse cast than the original, and
Speaker 1: if the movie bombed, like brepe Bart definitely would have
Speaker 1: been like this is why it bombed because they had
Speaker 1: the more diverse cast, so, you know, like they did
Speaker 1: with Late Year for instance. Um, people need real like
Speaker 1: they've gone crazy, and they think that movies can like
Speaker 1: they think movies can like bring back the middle class
Speaker 1: or something like we had enough movies about like jobs
Speaker 1: or something. You know, like if we had more movies
Speaker 1: and shown people acting normal like a regular person back
Speaker 1: in the nineteen fifties like we all did, then people
Speaker 1: would stop getting these crazy ideas and they would have
Speaker 1: jobs again. Uh, you know, at the factories right, because
Speaker 1: there's no major party that actually does anything that affects changed.
Speaker 1: They This is the level that it gets fought at
Speaker 1: is in conversations about Yeah, people have gone fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: They've gone fucking crazy because the middle class has gone
Speaker 1: away and and and and that just has led to
Speaker 1: all kinds of trouble because because you know, I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't I don't want to go off about it,
Speaker 1: but but just that I feel like that's what people
Speaker 1: are going crazy and they think things that have nothing
Speaker 1: to do with why they're unhappy can fix why they're unhappy.
Speaker 1: If the movies were just, you know, this way, then
Speaker 1: everything can be fine, and I would be able to
Speaker 1: get a girlfriend without being nice, just the way you
Speaker 1: used to be able to. I wouldn't be an insult.
Speaker 1: There are more movies about plane drivers. Everybody should drive
Speaker 1: a plane and have a nice hair and tow and
Speaker 1: then I can have a girlfriend. I mean, it's nutty
Speaker 1: ship like this movie is taking away my opportunity to
Speaker 1: get laid as a total piece of ship. Well, it's
Speaker 1: this other thing too, or they think that the decisions
Speaker 1: made by like fifteen people on the West side of
Speaker 1: l A. It's like what's determining like the course of
Speaker 1: humanity and our culture. Like I get it, You're like,
Speaker 1: see this thing that did well aligned a little bit
Speaker 1: more with my like raw raw jingleistic bullshit that I'm into.
Speaker 1: But then to be like and because that's there, we're
Speaker 1: winning that fight. When the real reason you're looking at
Speaker 1: people like you know, move into the ideologies they are.
Speaker 1: It's not because the fucking movies, because of what their
Speaker 1: lived experiences are. And I get yeah, Like to everyone's point,
Speaker 1: it's like yeah, but it's easier to be like yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: top Gun, top Gun, Top Gun. Yea, we just need
Speaker 1: more top guns. We had just movies like The Passion
Speaker 1: of the Christ and Top Gun on the top ten list,
Speaker 1: everyone would have a job in two cars and health
Speaker 1: insurance like they used to. Actually, Chris, I'll go one better.
Speaker 1: No one would even need health insurance because they would
Speaker 1: be imbued with the message of Christ's love. That's how
Speaker 1: I see us getting around this whole health insurance can
Speaker 1: under him honestly. Also, every fucking clunky dude has never
Speaker 1: been seen by his parents, who doesn't know how to
Speaker 1: ask a girl out because he's got no self worth
Speaker 1: because he was treated like a lamp by his goddamn
Speaker 1: religious parents or whatever. He doesn't know how to get
Speaker 1: on a date anymore because no movies are telling him
Speaker 1: how to do it. You know how any fucking people
Speaker 1: must have actually reenacted that you've lost that love and
Speaker 1: feeling and seen from fucking top gun and successfully seduced
Speaker 1: someone because they saw it in a movie. Like how
Speaker 1: many people probably got wives and husbands out of doing
Speaker 1: things they saw movies? Remember like the underwear seen thee
Speaker 1: oh man, I'm married Brad because he impersonated the underwear
Speaker 1: scene from Risky Business perfectly. We dated it on our
Speaker 1: wedding day, came out at our wedding and came out
Speaker 1: of the cake and head underwear on. Miles might remember
Speaker 1: from when we worked in the same office. But I
Speaker 1: don't enter a room to the other way. Hills go
Speaker 1: up my spine when I hear then then then the
Speaker 1: whole personality come from that movie. Apparently I didn't know that.
Speaker 1: But yes, Jack's always sliding and that if there are
Speaker 1: no movies to copy like that, how are we going
Speaker 1: to have a life? Like you know that's true because yeah,
Speaker 1: you think of like people who was like especially like
Speaker 1: the kinds of maga sort of like charismatic figures. They're
Speaker 1: the kinds of people who could be like, I can
Speaker 1: fucking quote every Meatballs film and that used to get
Speaker 1: me jobs. Yeah, and like that made me the funniest
Speaker 1: fucking person. Now when I say ship like that, I'm
Speaker 1: a misogynt and no one even knows what it is. Does.
Speaker 1: Everybody's got different streaming service because the movies are saying
Speaker 1: that that's not good anymore. And I think that's an
Speaker 1: interesting point, is like dudes whose whole personality was based
Speaker 1: on movies are like, well, this ship is getting me
Speaker 1: in trouble and I don't know any other way. And
Speaker 1: I would argue that was most of America. Anybody who's
Speaker 1: ever had a regular job that kept these kind of
Speaker 1: people occupied. So they wouldn't be yelling at some movie
Speaker 1: reviewer because they didn't know any of the movies was.
Speaker 1: They would be too busy getting laid by impersonating Meatballs.
Speaker 1: And now they're like, oh, like, I can't impersonate anything
Speaker 1: because you know, another thing about not being seen as
Speaker 1: a kid is you don't develop a personality. So you
Speaker 1: develop a pop culture personality. And it used to be
Speaker 1: in the nineties, you wanted to get laid, you talked
Speaker 1: about fucking Seinfeld. Everybody wants the same joke. Nobody, nobody
Speaker 1: can get laid anymore. Who's an idiot? Yeah, you're like,
Speaker 1: I don't have all the streaming services. If we had,
Speaker 1: every movie was top Gune, I could impersonate that movie
Speaker 1: and then I could get laid and then I can
Speaker 1: have a life. But now people have made it so
Speaker 1: I gotta know stuff and have a personality. One conservative
Speaker 1: TV host claimed that back in June, specifically because the
Speaker 1: box office success of Maverick happened, that that was going
Speaker 1: to translate into votes for the Republicans in the upcoming
Speaker 1: midterm election. People are so fucking stupid. Yeah, it's funny
Speaker 1: doing like people who are like who's whose takes are
Speaker 1: actually being like considered by like political leadership or like, dude,
Speaker 1: that movie did well. People will forget that you're taking
Speaker 1: away human rights and completely ignoring earth death or just
Speaker 1: like living wages. Yeah, yeah, that'll do it. Top Guns
Speaker 1: doing well. I think they're ready for the reversus Wade reversal. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like I think I've read the room. Oh we were wrong,
Speaker 1: Oh we were better keep pressing. Samuel Alito probably watches
Speaker 1: fucking m I can't even imagine. Probably watch the original
Speaker 1: Top Gun Nonsense. Probably he probably watched soul Man to
Speaker 1: prepare to like meet Clarence Thomas. Imagine Judge Alito's sense
Speaker 1: of humor probably total straight up like you lost that
Speaker 1: love and feeling like assal with assault ship and just
Speaker 1: always close talking people after a dissenting opinion and saying
Speaker 1: you can still be my wing man exactly. Yeah, like
Speaker 1: it's way too close. Yeah, in the lunch room at
Speaker 1: the fucking Supreme Court. Yeah, the Supreme Court, fucking Commas,
Speaker 1: Supreme Court. Calf Yeah, he's like, you lost that love
Speaker 1: and feeling. We have folks, stop gun Goose, stop gun Goose.
Speaker 1: Have my funny? Uh you some more of a Maverick. Actually,
Speaker 1: I'll take the Mavericks day. I have ya. I'm talking
Speaker 1: about the potato. Come on, girl, what do you mean?
Speaker 1: I ain't cool? How to? What are you so excited about? Alito?
Speaker 1: I just overturned roversus weight fucking dark Well, Chris as
Speaker 1: always a true pleasure having you on the dailies, like
Speaker 1: Geist where some people Yeah, holy god, I funked it
Speaker 1: up again in one topic that's we did so much
Speaker 1: more than that. We talked about parenting the relics of
Speaker 1: eighties films and explaining the situation we're in today. Who
Speaker 1: the are Richard is Chris? Come on now, baby, you
Speaker 1: introduced us to our Richard. I'm so glad to be
Speaker 1: on the show again. I always am. I'm not getting
Speaker 1: the I really I'm grateful for you guys, and UM,
Speaker 1: wish you continued success. I don't know why I said
Speaker 1: that part, but I wish he continued success. That's just
Speaker 1: straight cold brew. Um. That's everybody when I leave a
Speaker 1: room success, that's cold brew guy. UM. You can find
Speaker 1: me at the Crofton Show on Twitter. I've been on
Speaker 1: there less lately just because I've been having more jobs
Speaker 1: to do. Uh, but I'll be doing the poetry window
Speaker 1: on there and Instagram at the Crofton Show as well,
Speaker 1: and most importantly, go see my show. I'm playing live
Speaker 1: in Chattanooga this Thursday. Um. I'm reading from a book,
Speaker 1: I'm playing music, I'm doing stand up, all the same,
Speaker 1: all the same show like the Criss Crofton Variety our
Speaker 1: and um, that's in Chattanooga this Thursday night at Lomaine
Speaker 1: The Bar is called Lomaine and a great comedian named
Speaker 1: Sam Severan is opening up for me. And then December
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Speaker 1: And is there a tweet or some other work of
Speaker 1: social media you've been enjoying? Oh yeah, I did that again.
Speaker 1: I always funked that up, you guys go first. Okay, Miles,
Speaker 1: how about you? Where can people find you with Twitter
Speaker 1: and Instagram? And you know other play I think how
Speaker 1: was it? Hive Social? And the Master Master We're gonna
Speaker 1: call it mastered on though, just so you know officially
Speaker 1: on this show it's called mastered on. Uh yeah, at
Speaker 1: Miles of Gray. You want to hear basketball, well, guess
Speaker 1: what you can check Jack and I out on our
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Speaker 1: hear me talk ninety fiance. Check my other podcast out
Speaker 1: with Sophia Alexandra for twenty day Fiance and a tweet
Speaker 1: that I like. Man, obviously I like everything that's talking
Speaker 1: about Elon Musk just getting fucking booed to hell at
Speaker 1: the Chase Center. But I'll just I'll just like this tweet,
Speaker 1: which is just very straightforward an article about that event.
Speaker 1: It's from Dr Angela Rasmussen at Angie Underscore. Rasmuson tweeted
Speaker 1: new Twitter might be hardcore, but it's got nothing on reality.
Speaker 1: Quote this is from this Gizmodo album The booing got
Speaker 1: louder Is Musk wandered around on stage with a microphone
Speaker 1: in hand. Musk started pacing and waving clear the unsure
Speaker 1: what to do about such a negative reaction the videos
Speaker 1: straight into me, veins he deserves every fucking bit of it,
Speaker 1: although it's not his fault because he shouldn't exist. He
Speaker 1: should be checked out of existence. Yeah, he should be
Speaker 1: a regular guy who just wants to be best friends
Speaker 1: with Dave Chappelle and also Dave Chappelle, My god, would
Speaker 1: a cell phone that dude? He was doing Buddha lingus
Speaker 1: On Elon Musk for like five minutes in this Wow,
Speaker 1: look who I brought up? It was who all kinds think? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Dave Chappelle brought out Elon Musk for like the last
Speaker 1: eight ten minutes of his show at the in San Francisco,
Speaker 1: and he got food to the apps just off the earth,
Speaker 1: and they both didn't know what to do. Like even
Speaker 1: Dave Chappelle was like, I thought my cred would at
Speaker 1: least protect him, and everyone's like, nah, funk all you
Speaker 1: Jesus at grill Pill. Underscore tweeted, babe, you want to
Speaker 1: come over and read too far into each other's tone?
Speaker 1: You do? Why did you say it like that? And
Speaker 1: then z Emerson World of Echo tweeted blue Read voice,
Speaker 1: Oh when it's we're at Boys, my wife, Loue Reid,
Speaker 1: Boys and bon Jovi Voice, it's my life. Um, I've
Speaker 1: enjoyed that. You can find me on Twitter at Jack
Speaker 1: Underscore O'Brien. You can find us on Twitter at Daily
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Speaker 1: have a Facebook fan page and a website Daily zycheys
Speaker 1: dot com. We can find our episodes and our footnotes.
Speaker 1: But before we get to the music recommendation. Chris, did
Speaker 1: you find a tweet you've been enjoying? I found it tweet,
Speaker 1: but it's my tweet that's perfect. So it's attention Red
Speaker 1: Hot Chili Peppers. I just thought of this lyric and
Speaker 1: you can have it. I put a clam in the
Speaker 1: file cabinet. I'll put the clam in the file clapt Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: The first one I ever put up was I hit
Speaker 1: of Dolphin with the yardstick. So there's a lot of
Speaker 1: If you like Red Hutchili Peppers, are you you know
Speaker 1: that's that's what I do? Amazing? Um miles, how about
Speaker 1: a song? Is their song? Put the plan in the
Speaker 1: failing cabiness, I put the clan in the funk. I'll
Speaker 1: go through the shows off my personal life of Dwight Eisenhower.
Speaker 1: Another one was Dwight Eisenhower with a two can on
Speaker 1: his shoulder, And then I see I can't even do
Speaker 1: it with a two can on his shoulder. Okay, I
Speaker 1: got on your shoulder, girl, What song are we gonna do? Oh?
Speaker 1: I found this this. I heard this wild mash up
Speaker 1: on the radio on caser W that was mashing up
Speaker 1: Portishead with Griselda and it's Mtron's mashed with dr Birds
Speaker 1: And I could only find this on YouTube, so search
Speaker 1: cuts so c U T s Oh, it's like this
Speaker 1: d who does these mashups? And search for Mr Birds
Speaker 1: M Y S T E r B I r d
Speaker 1: S mr Birds because it's obviously a commodation of those two. Uh,
Speaker 1: this kind of a really it's like not the most
Speaker 1: like complex mash up, but it's nice to see how
Speaker 1: like the two instrumentals work together. So this is Mr
Speaker 1: Birds by cuts up. Well the daily is that guys,
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