Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of major
Speaker 1: announced trend. So there's one coming. I'm Jack, that's mild,
Speaker 1: and Donald Trump is supposedly making a major announcement tomorrow
Speaker 1: on Thursday. Dude, there's even a fucking announcement video that
Speaker 1: he posted on bumbass truth social Um, let me play
Speaker 1: this for you, because this is this is how the
Speaker 1: announcement was made. Get getting ready, hold onto your fucking assholes.
Speaker 1: America needs a superhero. That's him as a superman with
Speaker 1: laser beam shooting out of his eyes in front of
Speaker 1: Trump Tower, revealing his superman chest. Major announcement Thursday, December.
Speaker 1: So that's America needs a super cut to a completely
Speaker 1: inaccurate depiction of him. What do we like? Could this
Speaker 1: possibly be? I don't know from For me, it's desert thirst.
Speaker 1: I don't care what's being announced. Whatever that video was,
Speaker 1: it's not. The announcement won't even come close to that.
Speaker 1: Whatever that was. Um. The Washington Times, the conservative newspaper,
Speaker 1: they were so like bootlecky about it. They're like, wow,
Speaker 1: Donald Trump really just bull Clark Kent and people shit really, Um, okay,
Speaker 1: so we'll see what the announcement is. I don't know.
Speaker 1: It could be Carry Lake. I don't I don't know
Speaker 1: what could even arise to a point that makes sense
Speaker 1: that you're like, America needs a superhero. You already announced
Speaker 1: that you're running, right, So yeah, his major announcement might
Speaker 1: be the who he's running with or who? But who
Speaker 1: who could he be running with? That? I don't even
Speaker 1: super heroism. Just this guy is always true to his words.
Speaker 1: So if if he says major announcement, right, it's gonna
Speaker 1: be Robert Downey Jr. And I've got Iron Man. Yes,
Speaker 1: where the Revengers we're back. I don't know. I don't
Speaker 1: know what he's gonna do, but like I think a
Speaker 1: lot of people speculate, just like we were talking, remember
Speaker 1: that poll that you're talking about where everyone's like, man,
Speaker 1: I'd rather not have Donald Trump run and I'd rather
Speaker 1: have Ronnie must They're like that is the only big
Speaker 1: news thing that feels like there would be some kind
Speaker 1: of response. And then there's this other dude, this like
Speaker 1: Magara Rapper dude who was like tagging like a Rhonda
Speaker 1: Santis thing because he's like Rhonda Saint just turned his
Speaker 1: back on my boy Trump, Like you're like a fucking weird,
Speaker 1: like to face to this like fucking trailer with Roun
Speaker 1: de Santis's face on it. So clearly Trump's like telling
Speaker 1: his like weird sick of fans, like, hey, put something
Speaker 1: out there, like you don't like that he went against Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I don't know, maybe I cheated to get him elected?
Speaker 1: Did I say that? Um? Does? It is basically what
Speaker 1: he said, right. He was like, there was a recount,
Speaker 1: I got I got it. A lot of people like,
Speaker 1: excuse you? You did what during like an election count?
Speaker 1: And many people were like he's trying to connect like
Speaker 1: two stories that weren't anything and act like he was
Speaker 1: the one who, you know, streat to the voting when
Speaker 1: really it's it's the alignment that he had with Trump
Speaker 1: that helped him climb to the height season achieved. Alright,
Speaker 1: Grant Wall, the sports reporter who died in uh cutter
Speaker 1: during the World Cup. There there's now you know, an
Speaker 1: official cause of death and it like it is not
Speaker 1: foul play. No, And I remember, like yesterday we're talking,
Speaker 1: they're pointing to like this other journalist who died, a
Speaker 1: migrant worker who was wearing it a working as a
Speaker 1: security guard, had like a terrible fall from like a
Speaker 1: high from very high place at a stadium and passed away. Um.
Speaker 1: But yeah, with this, his brother, I remember a few
Speaker 1: days ago had posted some thing of like we need
Speaker 1: to find out the truth. I'm sure, just being in
Speaker 1: the shock of hearing that his brother had like suddenly
Speaker 1: passed away. But his wife, who like is a doctor,
Speaker 1: was like, he actually died of an aortic aneurysm, um,
Speaker 1: and just saying that it was slowly growing and had
Speaker 1: gone undetected, so by the time it had ruptured, it
Speaker 1: was too late. And she's saying like, there's at that point,
Speaker 1: there's really nothing you can do, and there's and she
Speaker 1: was like, I app I'm here to say absolutely there
Speaker 1: was no foul play, Like this is just a terrible
Speaker 1: medical tragedy. So we we'd think that the spouse of
Speaker 1: the deceased would probably not be carrying water. So no,
Speaker 1: and and again. And it's trending too because many people
Speaker 1: are like, what's in the ortic aneurysm because it's such like,
Speaker 1: you know, this is the first time I've heard that
Speaker 1: word related to someone's death. But again, I'm not like
Speaker 1: a medical professional by any stretch of the meat by
Speaker 1: any stretch of the imagination. But that's the first time
Speaker 1: I heard that, and it sounds really like awful and
Speaker 1: if you know, things get really out of control, like truly,
Speaker 1: like these cardiograms, Like it's really hard to survive an
Speaker 1: event like that. Overall though, um yeah, just a cursed,
Speaker 1: a cursed, a cursed World Cup. It feels like, especially
Speaker 1: with our next trending topic, Morocco crashing out to France,
Speaker 1: I was was it a close one? It was then
Speaker 1: like France scoring like the fifth minute and then it
Speaker 1: kind of yeah, the momentum was too much and it
Speaker 1: was a three nillery three knillers. Huh, yeah, exactly. So
Speaker 1: now you have France and Argentina in the finale on Sunday,
Speaker 1: and I think for anybody who's a fan of football,
Speaker 1: you probably want to root for Lionel Messi to finally
Speaker 1: win a World Cup because that would I think most
Speaker 1: people would default to saying he is the greatest footballer,
Speaker 1: um we've ever seen. Yeah, and that's the thing you
Speaker 1: need for them to be like what about Monagona or
Speaker 1: Pele or whatever, like, yeah, they got World Cups, so
Speaker 1: maybe Messy can get his. And he had that path
Speaker 1: and so yeah, I don't I don't catch a lot
Speaker 1: of football, but that that path was even like threading
Speaker 1: the needle. Just yeah, like he is the level of
Speaker 1: good that I can't even notice, you know, Yeah, you're
Speaker 1: like like that for the most part when someone's like, man,
Speaker 1: this guy is good, I'm but but Messi is is
Speaker 1: at that level where I'm like, that is he seems
Speaker 1: to have a superpower control over the all and he like,
Speaker 1: you know, he was smaller because of like health issues
Speaker 1: when he was younger, so he just like the doctors
Speaker 1: like he's going to be kind of small, and that
Speaker 1: just created like such an aggressive dribbling style from him,
Speaker 1: where like he's loaded the grounds, so he gives people
Speaker 1: problems but also can handle a lot of physical contact
Speaker 1: while still carrying the ball. And most people, you know,
Speaker 1: you see the flopping that happens in soccer and people like, ah,
Speaker 1: why did he go down? Like MESSI doesn't play like that.
Speaker 1: He does not. He he's like focus. That's what I
Speaker 1: really love his Like the way he plays with the
Speaker 1: ball is that he's like, no, dude, I'm trying to
Speaker 1: get past you. Like if you hit me, fine, but
Speaker 1: unless you really like fuck me up like I'm I'm
Speaker 1: out of here. Um, So you know, I know there's
Speaker 1: a few Argentina fans out there from the Zeit Gang
Speaker 1: that have been like, please root for MESSI. So yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll see. Yeah, good luck to y'all. Alright, let's take
Speaker 1: a quick break. We will be right back, and we're
Speaker 1: back and carry Lake is back. Away, Go away, lady.
Speaker 1: No one wants to hear anything about you. Um, she's
Speaker 1: trying to sue her way in the office like all
Speaker 1: these goons do and Mago world and um the kind
Speaker 1: of ties it Donald Trump Because Christina Bob who is
Speaker 1: one of Trump's lawyers, was on like O A N
Speaker 1: to be like, oh this lawsuit watch out, like as
Speaker 1: if it's going to pave the way for Donald Trump.
Speaker 1: So I'll just play this clip where you can hear
Speaker 1: someone who is where their doubt as a lawyer, what
Speaker 1: message would you have to give to those people who
Speaker 1: are concerned. I would say stand by and watch because
Speaker 1: we have got so much information and Carrie Lake's legal
Speaker 1: team has done a fantastic job of getting to the
Speaker 1: bottom of what actually happened, and I anticipate that her
Speaker 1: legal challenge will be one for the history books. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's pretty remarkable what her team has come up with,
Speaker 1: and it's interesting that it it's so closely timed with
Speaker 1: the Twitter files. Really is I don't think that was intentional,
Speaker 1: But it seems that everything, everything of this government apparatus
Speaker 1: for manipulating elections, it seems like it's starting to unravel.
Speaker 1: So hanging there, it's it's only just starting to get
Speaker 1: good and let's wait and see how her Yeah, so
Speaker 1: all that to be like, you know, maybe this open
Speaker 1: the door for Donald Trump, right, So that's why they're
Speaker 1: trying to get as much energy into this. Meanwhile, Like
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Christina, Bob, but you can't if you're gonna
Speaker 1: lie like that hard, like you're trying to get people
Speaker 1: to like throw their lives away, like for election denihilism,
Speaker 1: you need to come with a little bit more energy
Speaker 1: than someone three o'clock hour of like QVC, right, and
Speaker 1: we are running out of truth here, you get tune
Speaker 1: in now. And she said this one's gonna be for
Speaker 1: the history books. Yeah, no it won't. And I can
Speaker 1: tell because you don't even believe it when you say it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: um so just I don't know, I don't know if
Speaker 1: maybe that has something to do with the major announcement,
Speaker 1: but maybe he turned to Twitter. Maybe it's that he's yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know, probably something to do with He'll find
Speaker 1: a way to bring you on, Musk. I mean that
Speaker 1: would be since Elon Musk was like Iron Man people's mind.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe there's something there. Although Elon Musk has publicly
Speaker 1: said that he doesn't work with Trump. You listeners, kid
Speaker 1: might be able to hear it in my voice, but
Speaker 1: I'm pressing my right eye. Just you look like you're
Speaker 1: having a fucking cluster heady like yeah, your um super
Speaker 1: Nintendo World is trending because they announced that they're opening
Speaker 1: in February of next year of this coming year and
Speaker 1: gave a little teaser trailer of what is gonna look like,
Speaker 1: and it kind of looks like Lego Land but for
Speaker 1: Nintendo stuff. Yeah. Hey, look, I uh, I was I've
Speaker 1: been on that. I've been on that Nintendo tip kids,
Speaker 1: I know what's I know what's what. But yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean it looks if if you love that Nintendo Life,
Speaker 1: it definitely looks like it pays off. It doesn't look
Speaker 1: at it good as good as the one in Japan. Obviously,
Speaker 1: so there's one already in Japan. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and
Speaker 1: it's no yeah yeah. I mean it's you know, kind
Speaker 1: of a similar premise like with all this, like very
Speaker 1: you know, attention to detail, to try and recreate like
Speaker 1: the aesthetic of Nintendo. Um so yeah, I mean, look,
Speaker 1: I grew up wanted to jump down green pipes into
Speaker 1: the nether world, you know, so I would love to
Speaker 1: do that real in real life. Every every version of
Speaker 1: this that I've ever had in my mind involves trampolines.
Speaker 1: And I can't imagine that they're they're letting people just
Speaker 1: bounce freely around. Uh you know, maybe they'll do the
Speaker 1: Eggro Craig thing or whatever that Nickelodeon show was where guts,
Speaker 1: yeah guts, where you had like the bungee cords on
Speaker 1: either side of you and oh yeah you could bounce,
Speaker 1: but it didn't it didn't really let you bounce very far.
Speaker 1: I just want to have cute mushroom based cuisine and yeah,
Speaker 1: just go up to the Mario character and just talk
Speaker 1: about Chris Pratt all day and bother the person in
Speaker 1: that suit. What do you think about Chris Pratt man
Speaker 1: A lot of tables. Hey, I know, I know, but
Speaker 1: you haven't said anything. Bro, what do you think it's bad? Right?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm kind of a fan. What dude,
Speaker 1: are you Finn? This guy? They're like, so can you leave? Um?
Speaker 1: And finally, Harry and Megan is trending because I read
Speaker 1: Megan Netflix's biggest ever documentary debut boite. Wait yeah, hell yeah.
Speaker 1: A few hours of any documentary series in a premier week,
Speaker 1: uh is what? Netflix is reporting eighty one point five
Speaker 1: five million viewing errors globally in its first week of release.
Speaker 1: So they dropped the first three episodes. It's the six
Speaker 1: episode series. They dropped the next three. My understanding is
Speaker 1: you have to be kind of already invested to really
Speaker 1: be on board with it, and that you're not learning
Speaker 1: that much more. Right. It's like, if you already believe
Speaker 1: that ship was fucked for them, then I'm in whatever.
Speaker 1: I see all the headlines that come out, and I
Speaker 1: just remember being put off by watching it because the
Speaker 1: like headline war had began between the Royal family and
Speaker 1: Harry and Megan's like publicists, where like the thing dropped
Speaker 1: and then suddenly you're hearing like King Charles sends his
Speaker 1: first Christmas card to try and like take up the
Speaker 1: fucking oxygen. And then there was another one that was like, oh,
Speaker 1: the mansion where they were like they shot the Netflix
Speaker 1: talk allegedly isn't even their home. I'm like, who's that
Speaker 1: information useful to people who are planning on stalking them?
Speaker 1: I think so from a tactical perspective, this is not.
Speaker 1: So don't get fooled. They haven't really revealed anything. Um well,
Speaker 1: Wills is apparently telling his friends that his relationship with
Speaker 1: his brother is over. Um I don't like do with
Speaker 1: that what you will? I wish y'all peace. You know
Speaker 1: that's all We leave your corny ask family alone. You
Speaker 1: know you want to hang out with me. Harry come
Speaker 1: through so you can tell that there's nothing in there,
Speaker 1: because like the episodes dropped and no one was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god they said this. It's just like, oh wow.
Speaker 1: A lot of people were tricked into watching this thinking
Speaker 1: something was going to happen. Yeah, there's no like Negroni
Speaker 1: Spagliato of this piece of content, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like everyone's obsessed with like what Harry is like drinking
Speaker 1: in the scenes, or like what about this phrase that
Speaker 1: they it's not like content related as yet, but we'll see.
Speaker 1: I mean it does. It does tend to take a
Speaker 1: little while for the means to percolate up. So maybe
Speaker 1: maybe it's gonna be fire and just define our lives
Speaker 1: over the next major announcement. All right, those are some
Speaker 1: of the things that are trending on this Wednesday, December fourteen.
Speaker 1: We are back tomorrow with the whole last episode of
Speaker 1: the show. Until then, be kind to each other, be
Speaker 1: kind to yourselves, get the vaccine, don't do nothing about
Speaker 1: white supremacy, and we will talk you out tomorrow. Bite
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