Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of trend
Speaker 1: Me Up Xiety. Our first AI generated short show title
Speaker 1: her to see Alpha Lima, which is the user name
Speaker 1: of the person who thought to ask for short show
Speaker 1: titles in AI for them in the name of the AI,
Speaker 1: I'm Jack. That's Miles. We're in the new the new
Speaker 1: digital AI. Were in the age of AI. It's only
Speaker 1: it's only a matter of time before Skynet launches a
Speaker 1: all out nuclear shout out. Miles Dyson, my name's sake,
Speaker 1: one of the great But that isn't that the guy
Speaker 1: who started Skynet. That's the character of Miles Easing at
Speaker 1: the end when he's holding the thing above the trigger
Speaker 1: that everything number two yeah, number two Yeah. I feel
Speaker 1: like they just named that character as something that would
Speaker 1: be cool to hear Arnold Schwarzenegger say. It's like a
Speaker 1: cool name for him to say. Dr Miles Dyson, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Dr Mike Tyson, Miles uh Elon Musk continues to just
Speaker 1: drink up all the oxygen in the room. Um, we
Speaker 1: got the the So. First of all, he banned the
Speaker 1: jet account that was earlier in the week, and he
Speaker 1: claimed it was because as Stalker jumped on a car
Speaker 1: carrying his baby in l a Um. There's no police report,
Speaker 1: no evidence that that happened, but he's gotten very sensitive
Speaker 1: about what he calls dox ing. And then he started
Speaker 1: banning like journalists accounts who had linked to the jet
Speaker 1: tracking He said, it's real time doxing. These might as
Speaker 1: well be assassination coordinates when but yeah, all it says
Speaker 1: is this is publicly available information. You're flying in America.
Speaker 1: There's a pale number just saying it's not real time
Speaker 1: if like after the facts like that jet went to
Speaker 1: l a pretty big place. So then he started banning
Speaker 1: the journalists who had linked to the jet tracking account.
Speaker 1: And then he got called out in Twitter spaces, which
Speaker 1: is like a clubhouse. Yeah, it's like a clubhouse thing
Speaker 1: where you can like hear live conversations. And then he
Speaker 1: didn't like that, so he banned Twitter. Like Twitter spaces
Speaker 1: is now it's not working for a lot of people. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not like gone off that, but every every time
Speaker 1: you try and join it, it's like, oh, sorry, we
Speaker 1: I'm in trouble getting in there. It might not be
Speaker 1: available right now. Like wait, cool, Twitter spaces be a problem,
Speaker 1: be a shame if something happened to it, and now
Speaker 1: they're banning. They're not allowing people to link off to
Speaker 1: Mastodon on Twitter, and meanwhile, like lives of TikTok is
Speaker 1: like posting real fucking doxing information about like libraries that
Speaker 1: are having drag events and things like that. So that's
Speaker 1: why many people like, what's the fucking line? And that's
Speaker 1: why he had to eat total ship in that Twitter
Speaker 1: space and then nuked the thing because they're like, what's
Speaker 1: the difference, and he's like, well, the thing is it's
Speaker 1: just so funny to hear him talk to a room
Speaker 1: full of people that think he's bullshit because he has
Speaker 1: no confidence in himself, right, yeah, yeah, he just They
Speaker 1: were like, this is just journalists writing about a thing
Speaker 1: that had happened in the past, and like the journalism
Speaker 1: is an important thing, right right, Oh, it looks like
Speaker 1: he left. He left the conversation, chucked Cody on their
Speaker 1: Cody was in the spaces. That was cool to say. Oh,
Speaker 1: he did one of those polls. He's like, when should
Speaker 1: I reinstate these journalists And it was like immediately options
Speaker 1: like immediately, like in a couple of hours and seven
Speaker 1: days or longer and immediately like one out and he's like, okay,
Speaker 1: let there were too many options, allow me to to
Speaker 1: tighten this poll up. And it was like when should
Speaker 1: we reinstate them immediately or longer again immediately one and
Speaker 1: he's like, just he's just too many options again, just
Speaker 1: longer is the only option. Yeah, It's it's real, Like
Speaker 1: what watching a teacher who's lost control of the room
Speaker 1: and is just flailing and having a Yeah, he's about
Speaker 1: he's gonna throw his full diet coke across the room
Speaker 1: in a second, just like those teachers did. I'm thinking
Speaker 1: of like banning masses on because that's where the jet
Speaker 1: tracking account is. Is like, he's going to eventually have
Speaker 1: to ban the entire internet, right the logic that he's
Speaker 1: getting to all of Twitter will just be a place
Speaker 1: where you can get an updates from Elon Musk and
Speaker 1: that will be it. Yeah, I don't know. It's just
Speaker 1: funny too because there's now like a subreddit that is
Speaker 1: just dedicated to Elon jet ship and it's apparently the
Speaker 1: fastest growing subreddit. So it's it's kind of one of
Speaker 1: these things too where people are like there's like a
Speaker 1: cotton mouse game with an old guy who doesn't who's
Speaker 1: not cool. But they're like, yeah, try and stop this ship, bro,
Speaker 1: We're gonna just pop up somewhere else, like and like
Speaker 1: the relationship is beginning to all. I think he's trying
Speaker 1: to he's seeing things a little bit differently ever since
Speaker 1: the Chase Center. Yeah, yeah, you think that really wounded
Speaker 1: him a little bit. It's actually cheering, but that ten
Speaker 1: percent moving really of his feelings for some reason, it
Speaker 1: was sir, but go on, um, what what do I do, Dave?
Speaker 1: What do you want to do with my hands? Uh? Well,
Speaker 1: I'm up here, I have a flamethrower at home. I'm rich. Okay,
Speaker 1: what did you say. You couldn't even the sentence. You
Speaker 1: your ribbit? You bought a ribing a juice drink from
Speaker 1: the store. Okay, alright, world's largest freestanding aquarium births that happened?
Speaker 1: Oh oh my god. Yeah in Germany. This funk into
Speaker 1: this hotel in Berlin. Two hundred sixty four thousand gallon tank.
Speaker 1: It looks like, I don't know if you've seen the photos,
Speaker 1: it looks like there's like a chemical reactor in the lobby.
Speaker 1: It's like so big, and it's like the focal point
Speaker 1: of this hotel lobby. It had fucking tropical fish in it,
Speaker 1: a lot of people, like most more than likely all
Speaker 1: of those fish died. Like when this is like the
Speaker 1: thing working broke open, uh, and they don't know what happened.
Speaker 1: They have ruled out that there was like any like
Speaker 1: intentional sabotage or something. But yeah, like I've only seen
Speaker 1: the pictures of it not broken, and I can I've
Speaker 1: seen enough movies to know how much water would come
Speaker 1: out in an action scene. Yeah, it is like a
Speaker 1: thing that is horrible that it happened. But I wish
Speaker 1: somebody had a bunch of movie cameras going when it did,
Speaker 1: because every time that happens in a movie, I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: and then I feel bad about the But if you
Speaker 1: want to scratch at it, Jack, just watch that first
Speaker 1: dream sequence and inception where he's in that like Japanese
Speaker 1: thing and all the water starts like shooting out of
Speaker 1: the walls and then kind of grand point I mission impossible,
Speaker 1: I think was the thing I was thinking about. Um,
Speaker 1: but yeah, any time that big of an acorn when
Speaker 1: the when he busted the thing at the at the restaurant. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but like doesn't like doesn't like ride a wave. It
Speaker 1: feels like they make it look real fun or maybe
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about a different movie, but anytime a big
Speaker 1: somebody way big ring of water bus and then and
Speaker 1: then you're like surfing a wave down some stairs. Uh,
Speaker 1: that's more. Um. Brittney Grinder is trending. She's made her
Speaker 1: first statement since her release that she intends to play
Speaker 1: basketball in the w n B. A. Yeah. A lot
Speaker 1: of people were like, what's gonna happen because people were
Speaker 1: concerned obviously, like what you know, what her spirits are like,
Speaker 1: is she does she feel like the motivation to do it?
Speaker 1: And she was sucking unequivocal being like I will play
Speaker 1: okay here I think she said, yeah. I mean she's
Speaker 1: very good. Good to see. Um, all right, let's take
Speaker 1: a quick break. We'll come back and we'll talk about
Speaker 1: that Barbie trailer, uh and other stuff. Be right back
Speaker 1: and we're back and Barbie. Oh yeah, there's a Barbers
Speaker 1: teaser trailer has a two thousand one Space Odyssey homage
Speaker 1: that's happening throughout most of it, um with little girls
Speaker 1: playing with baby dolls and they're basically like baby dolls
Speaker 1: suck and then then this full pulled up forty ft
Speaker 1: tall Barbie shows up and the little girls. The performances
Speaker 1: by the you know, two d three year old little
Speaker 1: girls are pretty pretty great. Yeah, it's just a good yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I like when a teaser isn't showing you the film
Speaker 1: like and it's truly teasing out like what the film
Speaker 1: is versus being like and here's like like a music
Speaker 1: montage with like ten second little bursts of footage. It
Speaker 1: was like its own concept of a teaser. And then
Speaker 1: they showed a little bit of the film footage and
Speaker 1: that ship looked very visually busy. So yeah, we'll see
Speaker 1: what happens. It looks like it's got like boss lerman vibes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like what I want Bosler the movies to be and
Speaker 1: not what they actually are. People losing their minds with
Speaker 1: someone my mind. Yeah, hey, he didn't need to do
Speaker 1: that to us. Did we talk about the fact that,
Speaker 1: like Elvis is on a lot of people's lists for
Speaker 1: and it got nominated and people are like, this is
Speaker 1: gonna be one of the Oscar front runners. Elvis, that
Speaker 1: movie we all saw together, I know, were what in
Speaker 1: the funk happened? So confusing. Yeah, well, you know, I
Speaker 1: guess uh people people love it, you know. I think also,
Speaker 1: like I think most people have watched it that I
Speaker 1: was so turned off when they're like, he went to
Speaker 1: a black like revival tent church and someone laid hands
Speaker 1: on him, which I think was the scene that granted
Speaker 1: him the ability to steal black art. Yes, and from
Speaker 1: then on it was good. And here's my homeboy bb
Speaker 1: King And I'm like this, the fuck is they get
Speaker 1: this trash off the air waves? Yeah, he's a he's
Speaker 1: a civil rights icon according to the movie, is what
Speaker 1: we saw. But basically we're kind of like they were
Speaker 1: trying to make it holy shit, Triple Demic is trending.
Speaker 1: That sounds like a rap mixtape. Yeah, it sounds it
Speaker 1: could be a mix tape. It could be like a
Speaker 1: Ben Affleck action movie. It's the cool name for what
Speaker 1: we are living through. Just a lot of a lot
Speaker 1: of illnesses happening, and probably a mix of we were
Speaker 1: away from people for so long and so we weren't
Speaker 1: exposed to as many illnesses, and younger people are just yeah,
Speaker 1: it's bad, but there's a there's New York Times front
Speaker 1: page story that just shows some pretty startling charts of
Speaker 1: just where we're at, and we're way way way up
Speaker 1: above years past, and you know, absurdly high compared to
Speaker 1: pre pandemic averages of percent of patient visits for respiratory illness,
Speaker 1: and yeah, it's it's wild, also in line with lived experience,
Speaker 1: but um, I'm not sure what we do, Like that's
Speaker 1: kind of I'm out of answers in terms of how
Speaker 1: to keep my kids from getting sick. And that seems
Speaker 1: to be where a lot of parents are. And you know,
Speaker 1: it's not just kids, but I feel like I'm hearing
Speaker 1: it a lot from people with kids. I feel like
Speaker 1: every person I know with a kid is like, yeah,
Speaker 1: so my kid, it was sick and then I got sick. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like this last the last like three weeks, like with
Speaker 1: all my friends at her parents, so cold and flu
Speaker 1: and COVID and r S and it's it's bad, bad
Speaker 1: out there. Yeah, yeah, stay safe, stay stay safe. It's
Speaker 1: wild too, because man, so many people are like we're
Speaker 1: back in holiday mode and yeah, you see like huge
Speaker 1: events happening right now, like a huge fucking events where
Speaker 1: you're like, oh okay, and even like that Beyonce show
Speaker 1: that was happening in l A over the weekend. They're
Speaker 1: like the terms of service. Hey, y'all know it's COVID, right,
Speaker 1: so don't fucking don't act like you didn't know if
Speaker 1: you go to this packed event and get sick. But
Speaker 1: might I mean most live shows have that now. But yeah,
Speaker 1: it's wild. And then finally we just have an update
Speaker 1: because I know we talked about the Trump n f
Speaker 1: T announcement and a lot of our listeners were reaching
Speaker 1: out saying, hey, how do I get my hands on
Speaker 1: one of these, uh, you know, these investment opportunities. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: the BBC is reporting they're already sold out of the
Speaker 1: n f T s. Yeah, I wonder what happened there.
Speaker 1: So so as we covered with Milania's n f T,
Speaker 1: which was a painting of her eyes, uh an n
Speaker 1: f T, and then something else I forget, like what
Speaker 1: the what the third offering was? She put it up
Speaker 1: for auction at two hundred fifty thousand dollars. It ended
Speaker 1: up selling for a hundred and seventy thousand dollars to her.
Speaker 1: So I'm assuming that things aren't totally on the up
Speaker 1: and up here. Granted I don't claim to know the
Speaker 1: mind of a Trump super fan. So maybe they did
Speaker 1: rush out and just buy these up, yeah, or you
Speaker 1: know it's crypto. Just the fact that it's crypto right now,
Speaker 1: it sends fucking alarm bells up. Nailed it because of
Speaker 1: the nature of like how the money being spent can
Speaker 1: be obscured, because if you wanted to, like I said,
Speaker 1: he could have sold some other ship, some other collectible,
Speaker 1: because the way he was chumming the waters was you
Speaker 1: buy all forty five and you could pull up to
Speaker 1: Marrow Lago, So it could have been anything. It could
Speaker 1: have been fucking whoopee cushions, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: And people would have bought them for the chance to
Speaker 1: do it. But I think the crypto part is really intriguing.
Speaker 1: A lot of people have been like looking into the
Speaker 1: companies that are like, are involved in this, and I'm
Speaker 1: waiting to see more reporting on it because a lot
Speaker 1: of people are like to be a really interesting way
Speaker 1: for like, I don't know foreign actors to also send money.
Speaker 1: That way, I can use crypto payments as a way
Speaker 1: to the origin. And they don't need the fucking n
Speaker 1: f t s. They're just trying to be like, Okay,
Speaker 1: do you get my million, alright, cool, um, send me
Speaker 1: those files now. Again. I don't know what the funk
Speaker 1: is going on, but I'm just saying, like, if he
Speaker 1: needed cash, he knows how to raise cash, like he
Speaker 1: does that ship all the time. Maybe it was a
Speaker 1: good investment because if you have like all these foreign
Speaker 1: actors who are trying to funnel money to Trump through this,
Speaker 1: then it's there is going to be a shortage. So
Speaker 1: you get in and then you can resell it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and also get a chance to meet with the man himself. Yeah,
Speaker 1: sell that lesson. Apparently the fucking price is also like
Speaker 1: serves to I mean, that's how anyway, So I'm sure
Speaker 1: there's more to come. At best, it's just a fucking
Speaker 1: horribly time grift. At worst, it's a fucking operation to
Speaker 1: you know, feed himself money from other places that no
Speaker 1: one can really track, operate should feed himself money, operation
Speaker 1: feed my mouth with a dough. All right, those are
Speaker 1: some of the things that are trending on this Friday afternoon.
Speaker 1: We are back on Monday with all that episode of
Speaker 1: the show. Until then, be kind to each other, be
Speaker 1: kind to yourselves, get the vaccine, get the flu shot,
Speaker 1: don't do nothing about white supremacy, and we will talk
Speaker 1: to y'all on Monday. Bye bye,