Speaker 1: Couldn't get enough of us.
Speaker 2: Huh, well, hey, neither can I.
Speaker 3: I also listened to the podcast every day after the show,
Speaker 3: I go home and I listen.
Speaker 2: I cut out the parts with everyone else. It's just me.
Speaker 1: But you should listen to the full.
Speaker 4: Show because it's way better that way.
Speaker 2: It starts now sixty seconds from your shot collar question
Speaker 2: of the day. It's broken Jeffrey in the morning. And
Speaker 2: I know Brooke already knows this, okay, but maybe our
Speaker 2: other coworkers on the show and the listeners don't. But
Speaker 2: a couple months ago, I was feeling a little bit uptight,
Speaker 2: a little stressed out, so I secretly brought in some
Speaker 2: alcohol to work and I drank it throughout the entire show.
Speaker 5: You did it?
Speaker 6: Yeah? No, he did?
Speaker 2: Did.
Speaker 6: I walked in and it was like before the show starts,
Speaker 6: and I'm like, are you this is what we're doing?
Speaker 7: And he goes yeah, and I go, okay.
Speaker 2: I was in a mood. I was in a weird mood.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 6: You didn't want to argue with him?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 2: Did it help? I honestly don't think anybody noticed the difference,
Speaker 2: so I did.
Speaker 4: That's a problem that if nobody noticed nobody knew.
Speaker 6: I talked to our producer on the side. I'm like,
Speaker 6: should we intervene or is this I mean, it's a
Speaker 6: one time thing.
Speaker 2: Just just let me We did spiral. Fine. Maybe it's
Speaker 2: because I didn't choose the right kind of alcoholic beverage
Speaker 2: that morning.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you're drinking like some like I p A or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I say that I didn't choose the right beverage.
Speaker 2: Because a survey was recently done and asked thousands of
Speaker 2: people all around the country what is their favorite drink
Speaker 2: during winter compared to other times of the year. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: And some of the top answers were, of course, peppermint
Speaker 2: flavored coffee.
Speaker 6: You say anything hot Toddy, We'll get him my mouth.
Speaker 2: Apple cider was up there, Yeah, eggnog and hot cocoa.
Speaker 6: Oh are we not putting alcohol in all of these?
Speaker 2: Well, here's where here's where it gets interesting. Three percent
Speaker 2: of people said their favorite holiday drink is hot buttered rum.
Speaker 6: Oh man, that's so bad for you. It is so
Speaker 6: I've never had it. Oh yeah, you can only drink
Speaker 6: like one. It's so rich, but it's delicious.
Speaker 2: Only one brook watching.
Speaker 6: Different.
Speaker 2: Two percent said Coquito.
Speaker 6: You ever heard of that, but I'd like to try it.
Speaker 2: Coquito. Apparently it's a winter themed alcoholic drink.
Speaker 6: Yeah that snow right, you talk about the beautiful snow.
Speaker 2: This is going on the survey and one one percent
Speaker 2: of people said wood grain alcohol, which is basically alcohol
Speaker 2: in its purest form. Shine yes. So yeah, some people
Speaker 2: having a little bit of a rough go this winter.
Speaker 6: You know, judgment, Yeah, you.
Speaker 2: Know what you need to do.
Speaker 6: Just make sure you can get yourself out of it
Speaker 6: at some point.
Speaker 2: Whatever your drink of choices this morning, I say raise
Speaker 2: it up and let's all enjoy cheers our holiday shock
Speaker 2: collar Question of the day. We have a bucket full
Speaker 2: of names. We're drawing when out to see who gets
Speaker 2: asked a trivia question. If you get the answer wrong,
Speaker 2: your punishment is to be shocked while singing a song.
Speaker 2: So text into seven eight five nine tune. Tell us
Speaker 2: what song you want to hear. I'm drawing a name
Speaker 2: out because I have the shot collar last, and I
Speaker 2: got Jose Sugar Buttons.
Speaker 6: You are a little sugar buttons, all.
Speaker 2: Right, Jose's putting on the shot collar. While that happens,
Speaker 2: Digital Jake, please read us a shot callar question of
Speaker 2: the day.
Speaker 9: Most people don't know this, but ho ho HO is
Speaker 9: actually short for hospital, Hospital Hospital one hundred percent of
Speaker 9: real fact when it comes to holiday flicks. Because this morning, Jose,
Speaker 9: I have a list in front of me of the
Speaker 9: classic holiday movies that have the most injuries sustained within them.
Speaker 9: Right off the bat, I'm gonna tell you that die Hard, which.
Speaker 2: Some people is a Christmas movie.
Speaker 9: Is on the list. Tremendous amount of injuries in that
Speaker 9: movie and even death. Yes, so besides die Hard, please
Speaker 9: tell me the other three famous holiday movies with the
Speaker 9: most in injuries sustained by the film's characters in no
Speaker 9: particular or easiest.
Speaker 4: One is Home Alone?
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, just my kids were tickled with all that iron.
Speaker 6: Oh my goodness, I didn't hear something of Home Alone
Speaker 6: definitely on the list.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and do we is Home Alone count the whole series?
Speaker 2: Or would would we have to say Home Alone one?
Speaker 2: Home Alone two.
Speaker 9: Would count the whole?
Speaker 4: Three is the topidding?
Speaker 6: What about Chevy Chase's Christmas vacation vacation because he falls
Speaker 6: off the roots he gets electrocuted.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you have to love that movie. We do it
Speaker 4: every year.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you have to think of the the types of
Speaker 2: injuries that tend to happen in these Christmas movies. Think
Speaker 2: of movies where people are putting up Christmas lights and
Speaker 2: they get hurt that way, or they slip on an
Speaker 2: icy skating ring.
Speaker 4: I hate to bring this.
Speaker 3: Up because Digital Jake is gonna go nuts, but I
Speaker 3: think Jingle all the way.
Speaker 4: The cover of the movie is Arnold Sarsneer being electrocuted
Speaker 4: with Yeah, yeah, you're right.
Speaker 2: Let's get the question one more time.
Speaker 9: Everyone's hurt for the holiday. I asked you to name
Speaker 9: the three holiday movies with the most booboos in them.
Speaker 9: Rack your brain and think of what characters have experienced
Speaker 9: the most holiday hurting hardships and relate them to me,
Speaker 9: in no particular order.
Speaker 4: I've even die hard because he said that doesn't count.
Speaker 4: Are there any other action movies?
Speaker 6: I can't think of any other holiday action movies besides
Speaker 6: that one.
Speaker 2: But it's weird now that I think every single holiday movie,
Speaker 2: the majority of the plot is the main character is
Speaker 2: getting injured throughout.
Speaker 6: Charlie Brown Christmas, I mean with that football Yeah, what
Speaker 6: about the classic Christmas Carol with a little Timmy He's
Speaker 6: always I mean he's.
Speaker 2: Come. Prior to the movie before they said act so dark.
Speaker 6: Is there any movie where a girl like loses her
Speaker 6: memory of Christmas and slips and falls? I could see
Speaker 6: that Christmas.
Speaker 2: We need your answers.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm walking in Home Alone, I'm locking in National.
Speaker 10: Lampoon, Christmas Vacation, and also Jingle the Way.
Speaker 9: According to many TV doctors and real ones too, these
Speaker 9: are the famous holiday movies with the most incidents of
Speaker 9: injury in them. Number one one of the most famous
Speaker 9: holiday movies of all time. The main character fights off
Speaker 9: in trepid burglars with various traps including kerosene torches, electrocution,
Speaker 9: falling plaster, and pipes of the face is of course
Speaker 9: Kevin McAllister.
Speaker 4: And Home Alone.
Speaker 2: Number two, It's too late, It's too late, You're getting shot.
Speaker 9: Number two, one of my favorite holiday movies of all time,
Speaker 9: follows a man named Howard Langston as he hijacks a parade,
Speaker 9: causing chaos, fist fights, a mailman, a miniature Santa, and
Speaker 9: a giant Santa. That's Jingle.
Speaker 6: Come on, National Lampoon.
Speaker 9: And number three, the main character gets into a rather
Speaker 9: aggressive snowball fight, plus another scene where he attacks and
Speaker 9: bludgeons a gimbal Santa. I'm talking about Buddy from elm Oh.
Speaker 4: That's my favorite movie.
Speaker 2: He's a jeff I thought of the mood. You guys
Speaker 2: ever seen Reindeer Games?
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, I mean that's an action film.
Speaker 2: It's an action movie and they basically kill an entire
Speaker 2: casino full of people. So that's an Yeah. I mean
Speaker 2: I thought that would make it, but.
Speaker 7: I don't think the doctors saw that one was much more.
Speaker 2: Violent than that. We didn't get it right, and somebody
Speaker 2: wanted to hear you saying grandma got run over by raindewer.
Speaker 3: Very appropriate, grandma by reindeer walking home from our house.
Speaker 4: You can say there's not such thing, Senna. But as
Speaker 4: for me and Grandpa, we believe.
Speaker 7: Must be more of a country one because I really
Speaker 7: know that one.
Speaker 2: We all got hurt listening to that. So that was
Speaker 2: that's your shot collar question of the day.
Speaker 5: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: You guys have a favorite teacher from school.
Speaker 6: Mister Hanson, Yeah, I say, what great? That was two
Speaker 6: years and senior year.
Speaker 2: I bring this up because a Facebook threads going viral
Speaker 2: today is for a high school reunion and a lady
Speaker 2: named Monique wrote in it, I hope missus Johnson is
Speaker 2: going to be at the class reunion. She was my
Speaker 2: favorite teacher of all at HL.
Speaker 4: It's cool to see teachers.
Speaker 6: When they have such an impact.
Speaker 2: And then a guy named Thomas comments and saying, yeah, yay,
Speaker 2: I had her too, She's awesome. And a couple hours later,
Speaker 2: a guy named Larry comments and he says, w t
Speaker 2: F that lady was your favorite teacher question mark exclamation
Speaker 2: point of question mark. She a beat because of her,
Speaker 2: I had to take summer school and he put the
Speaker 2: number two I had to take summer school reason. The
Speaker 2: next comment is from missus Johnson. It says, sadly, I
Speaker 2: will not be able to attend, but thank you all
Speaker 2: for inviting me to the group. Larry, I'm sorry you
Speaker 2: feel this way. Obviously my grammar lessons didn't stick too well.
Speaker 2: And after that everybody started commenting, oh go missus Jay,
Speaker 2: this is why we so of course, Larry responds, I
Speaker 2: couldn't say it then, but I could say it now.
Speaker 2: You still a bee and missus Johnson, and Missus Johnson
Speaker 2: replies back, Larry, I will point out that your Facebook
Speaker 2: information lets me know you're currently single and unemployed. Who's
Speaker 2: the bee now? Didn't take him to school even after graduation.
Speaker 6: But I feel like Larry needs to go.
Speaker 2: Fund need some ointment for those burns.
Speaker 4: I want to go to the high school.
Speaker 2: I'll shout out to you, missus Johnson. We're gonna do
Speaker 2: Laser Stories coming up next. It's the radio segment that
Speaker 2: recently joined a cult called Children of the Kale, but
Speaker 2: then it quit because the kool aid was lemon lime
Speaker 2: and they were hoping for grape. Onto the next vegetable cult.
Speaker 2: It's Laser Stories, a segment where we read weird news
Speaker 2: stories from around the globe, just like everyone else does,
Speaker 2: except we have a laser and those other chicken pluckers
Speaker 2: just don't. This first Laser Stories out of Saint Petersburg, Florida.
Speaker 2: The other day, a man woke up at seven forty
Speaker 2: five am and walked into his living room to start work,
Speaker 2: but his laptop was missing, and then he realized a
Speaker 2: burglar was staring at him still in his kitchen.
Speaker 6: Oh, that's how attached we are to our electronics. He
Speaker 6: noticed the laptop was gone first, and then the strange.
Speaker 2: Man, the guy who broke in, was twenty four year
Speaker 2: old Damien Grady, and he was armed with something he
Speaker 2: found in the house, then's replica samurai sword.
Speaker 6: Oh, He's like, this is the coolest robbery I ever committed.
Speaker 2: Armed with the weapon, he made the homeowner put all
Speaker 2: his valuables into his own truck and then handed Damien
Speaker 2: the keys. So he drove off with the guy's car
Speaker 2: and all his stuff in it.
Speaker 6: Ah, if he's smart, I hope he turned his location
Speaker 6: thing on his phone and put his phone in there
Speaker 6: so we can track him.
Speaker 2: Well, police caught a break. And I say that because
Speaker 2: while Damien was worrying about what to steal, he accidentally
Speaker 2: left his phone on the man's kitchen counter with pictures
Speaker 2: of himself on it.
Speaker 7: That was even easier than the plan I had.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and the best part maybe that one of the
Speaker 2: picks was Damien smiling in front of his own house
Speaker 2: with the address in the background.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So cops immediately went to his place and walked in
Speaker 2: on him playing with his new Samurai.
Speaker 3: Sword, telling it why did I have to do to
Speaker 3: take a picture from your house with your ID challenge
Speaker 3: ID challenge.
Speaker 2: Damien is facing charges for armed burglary, carjacking, and resisting arrests.
Speaker 7: He doesn't even get to keep that cool sword, doesn't.
Speaker 2: This next Lazer story is out of Canberra, Australia. Retired
Speaker 2: cattle rancher Dexter Krueger hit a milestone the other day.
Speaker 2: It had been exactly one hundred and twenty four days
Speaker 2: since he turned one hundred and eleven.
Speaker 6: Congrats, I think, are you happy still be alive at
Speaker 6: that point? I think, congrat well he is.
Speaker 2: Because that would make him a day older than the
Speaker 2: World War One veteran Jack Lockett when he died in
Speaker 2: two thousand and two, which means Dexter is now officially
Speaker 2: the oldest ever Australian man.
Speaker 6: A suck it Jack Lockett ya's arch enemy.
Speaker 2: So what's his secret to old age? Well, his seventy
Speaker 2: four year old son credits his father's simple, outback lifestyle
Speaker 2: for his long life.
Speaker 4: That's wait, fighting kangaroos and getting bit.
Speaker 6: By poisons pretty much okay.
Speaker 2: But Dexter has his own take on things. He says
Speaker 2: he's made it to one hundred and eleven because he
Speaker 2: eats one thing every day, and that one thing is
Speaker 2: delicious boiled and pickled chicken brains.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, breast, and I was like, yeah, chicken breast
Speaker 3: is great.
Speaker 4: No brain.
Speaker 6: I mean I'm all for, like, if you're gonna kill
Speaker 6: the animal using all the parts, but I don't think
Speaker 6: I'm going to aim for one hundred and eleven if
Speaker 6: that's the key.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, He describes it as a poultry delicacy that
Speaker 2: he likes to enjoy with a nice tall Foster's beer,
Speaker 2: Foster's and chicken.
Speaker 7: Brain's going over to his house for dinner.
Speaker 2: Probably no one, the nursing home manager, says Dexter, who's
Speaker 2: currently writing his autobiography, is quote probably one of the
Speaker 2: sharpest residents here.
Speaker 6: Really.
Speaker 2: I mean he has his own brains, plus the chicken bran.
Speaker 6: You know how smart chickens.
Speaker 2: And you know, and she added his memory is amazing
Speaker 2: for one hundred and eleven year old. He still remembers
Speaker 2: what he did last week. Oh wow, last week I
Speaker 2: was still here. This next Lazer stories out of the interwebs.
Speaker 2: There's a video going viral on Twitter right now that's
Speaker 2: getting a lot of attention. It shows a couple about
Speaker 2: to host a friend get together, and before everyone comes over,
Speaker 2: they show how to make a special party punch. But
Speaker 2: they made it in their toilet.
Speaker 6: This is Joe.
Speaker 7: I mean, this is one of those things that people
Speaker 7: do just to get viral.
Speaker 2: Well, it works like this. A woman pours ice into
Speaker 2: the toilet bowl and for what it's worth, the toilet
Speaker 2: looks very clean.
Speaker 7: Is it's not worth anything? That is worth nothing?
Speaker 6: And we're not talking like upper tank, we're talking bowl
Speaker 6: the bullpark.
Speaker 2: Yes, they put ice into the bowlpart then she drops
Speaker 2: two entire containers of rainbow sherbet and some gummy worms
Speaker 2: in there.
Speaker 6: Ah.
Speaker 2: Not after that, she opens up the tank on the
Speaker 2: top and she pours in a bunch of bottles of
Speaker 2: Fanta Sprite and some sour Patch kids.
Speaker 4: A bartender on it. Have you guys ever seen that
Speaker 4: guy makes crazy dreams?
Speaker 2: But then to mix the punch, all they do is
Speaker 2: flush the toilet's mix it all together.
Speaker 6: They call it an upper Decker punch.
Speaker 2: A lot of people are freaking out over because the
Speaker 2: people behind it say it's one hundred percent real, and
Speaker 2: they swear they triple sanitize the toilet first before they
Speaker 2: do it.
Speaker 6: Even if it was an unused toilet, like even if
Speaker 6: the toilet had never been connected to anything, I wouldn't
Speaker 6: do it.
Speaker 2: Really, no, you If it's a perfectly clean toilet, what
Speaker 2: do you.
Speaker 6: Serve it with? Urinal cake?
Speaker 7: Is that what you're going to serve it with?
Speaker 2: And all of the guests, by the way, I think
Speaker 2: it's awesome.
Speaker 6: No, they don't.
Speaker 4: It's normal mixed dreams.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 2: This next laserlorries out of the study of old age
Speaker 2: and this is just what you want to hear when
Speaker 2: you're forty. But apparently there's a new term for older
Speaker 2: millennials born in the early eighties, right after the gen
Speaker 2: X cutoff.
Speaker 7: Don't tell me this is me.
Speaker 6: I don't want to know.
Speaker 2: The term is geriatric millennial.
Speaker 6: I hear, and I raft I already had to have
Speaker 6: a geriatric pregnancy because I was pregnant when I was
Speaker 6: thirty five. Okay, this is unfair. The world hates me.
Speaker 4: Calm down, get life alert.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Bob plus through the Drake millennial.
Speaker 6: I can just be a millennial.
Speaker 2: I don't need to be.
Speaker 6: What's the difference?
Speaker 2: A digital teamwork expert posted about this online and says
Speaker 2: anyone born between nineteen eighty and nineteen eighty five, I
Speaker 2: hate you, falls into that category.
Speaker 6: For Warnbrook, just to clarify.
Speaker 1: She qualified she claimed in the early eighties.
Speaker 2: The person that came up with his claims, it's not
Speaker 2: actually a bad thing, and it might mean that you're
Speaker 2: a natural leader, stupid, there's a lot of good qualities. Apparently,
Speaker 2: geriatric millennials are really good with computers. But they grew
Speaker 2: up in a world where people weren't glued to their
Speaker 2: phones yet, so unlike younger, unstable millennials, you don't use
Speaker 2: your mind whenever someone leaves you a voicemail instead of texting,
Speaker 2: and Brook Brook and.
Speaker 4: What do they call it?
Speaker 3: Unwind like she can literally just not check her phone
Speaker 3: for a whole day.
Speaker 4: And be like, oh, very I can do that.
Speaker 11: I know.
Speaker 2: The question is did they have to use the word geriatric?
Speaker 6: Did they?
Speaker 12: Did they?
Speaker 2: There were a few alternatives that people have come up with,
Speaker 2: including seasoned millennials like Brook likes a good seasoning, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I do. There's elder millennials.
Speaker 4: No, elder I like that.
Speaker 6: I mean, if he means you have to respect me, Alexis,
Speaker 6: I'm into it.
Speaker 2: Back wisdom and respect with that, and then original millennial,
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the OG that's what I want when millennials. Yes,
Speaker 2: all right, we got an OG millennium on this show.
Speaker 6: Do it short like that.
Speaker 2: The more you talk, the cooler you sound.
Speaker 6: Totally, that's anything to do with age.
Speaker 2: That's the sound of a turtle clinging to his youth. Well,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, that's not his youth. That's a pair of
Speaker 2: naughty laces on a Chuck Taylor. Either way, that sound
Speaker 2: means Laser Stories has come to an end for the day.
Speaker 2: We'll do it again, same time on.
Speaker 5: Monday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: You know, recently I went back and rewatched MTV's The
Speaker 2: Real World season one, Oh, the very first one New
Speaker 2: York from nineteen ninety two. Oh my god, have you
Speaker 2: guys seen that one?
Speaker 4: What streaming services that?
Speaker 2: It's a trip? It's so good. But that show was
Speaker 2: basically the birth of reality television.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I remember my dad loved it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he loved it.
Speaker 4: I don't think I remember anything about.
Speaker 2: It because at the time it was crazy watching people
Speaker 2: live their actual, everyday lives on TV. That was just
Speaker 2: unheard of.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and it wasn't really scripted back then.
Speaker 12: Either.
Speaker 6: It was really real.
Speaker 11: You know.
Speaker 3: Everyone was like, this is so dumb, this will never
Speaker 3: be a thing, And now it's all reality TV.
Speaker 2: Ever, fast forward three decades later, reality TV is everywhere,
Speaker 2: and it looks a lot different between Temptation Island and
Speaker 2: Iron Chef, sing Well or Die. There's just so many.
Speaker 2: There's probably one like that.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: When you watch them, you're left wondering how much of
Speaker 2: this reality TV show is actually real? Well, recently a
Speaker 2: survey asked people who have been on those shows to
Speaker 2: share the truth of what it was like behind the scenes,
Speaker 2: what's real and what's fake? And you're going to be
Speaker 2: shocked by some of the things that they reveal. We'll
Speaker 2: tell you what they said coming up at seven.
Speaker 5: Ten Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2: Reality TV is a lot like dessert. You know it's
Speaker 2: bad for you, but sometimes you just can't resist. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. And there's all
Speaker 2: sorts of reality shows that we watch every single night,
Speaker 2: from singing competitions, makeover shows with real estate ones.
Speaker 6: Those are so addictive.
Speaker 2: At some point we've all wondered is all this fake
Speaker 2: or is some of this real?
Speaker 6: I'm gonna go more on the fake side. I tell
Speaker 6: myself it's all real.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll say this our own. Jose Bolanos was on
Speaker 2: Ripley's Believe It or Not for world's largest male member.
Speaker 2: You really do wonder what's actually real? On reality TV
Speaker 2: and recently an online survey ask people who've been on
Speaker 2: a reality show to share their stories and tell people
Speaker 2: what was real and what was fake.
Speaker 5: Good.
Speaker 6: These are always so fun, Yeah, and I always feel
Speaker 6: like people who have been on them regret the decision
Speaker 6: of ever being played.
Speaker 4: Yeah, totally.
Speaker 2: Could your favorite reality show be a part of this survey?
Speaker 2: Possibly some people are tuning out because they're like, no, I.
Speaker 1: Don't don't, don't tell me, I don't want to know.
Speaker 2: Let's go over some of the responses. This one says,
Speaker 2: my friend auditioned for Canadian idol. Okay, first she had
Speaker 2: to perform off camera for the producers and sang My
Speaker 2: Hero by the food Fighters, and they okayed her to
Speaker 2: go sing in front of the judges. But right before
Speaker 2: she went on, they said you'll have to sing Creep
Speaker 2: by Radiohead.
Speaker 6: They changed her.
Speaker 2: Because apparently food Fighters weren't on the list of pre
Speaker 2: approved songs.
Speaker 7: Yeah, could have given a girl a heads up, you think,
Speaker 7: I never think of that.
Speaker 4: They probably have to hit up like the labels in
Speaker 4: the store.
Speaker 7: I'm sure, they pay like ass cap or something and
Speaker 7: the royalty.
Speaker 2: So her friend goes and sings creep in front of
Speaker 2: the judges, gets cut. And then when they watched the show,
Speaker 2: she says, the open said the good, the bad, and
Speaker 2: the just plane creepy, and then it showed her singing creep.
Speaker 6: William Hung of Canadian Idols.
Speaker 4: She's like, actually, I'm a good singer.
Speaker 2: This next one says I knew somebody that was on
Speaker 2: the Property Brothers show on HGTV.
Speaker 7: Those guys know, they drive me crazy.
Speaker 2: According to them, the two brothers were only on site
Speaker 2: for the filming.
Speaker 6: Yeah duh.
Speaker 2: And they threw out and hauled away all the person's
Speaker 2: original furniture and for the before photos they replaced everything
Speaker 2: with even lower quality items that looked worse staging. Some
Speaker 2: had rips and tears, and they do that to have
Speaker 2: the makeover part look even better.
Speaker 6: That makes sense.
Speaker 7: I never thought about the opposite.
Speaker 2: Yeah, producers like taking a dump on the couch, like
Speaker 2: just to make it really awful. This next one says,
Speaker 2: I was on a dog training tea show when I
Speaker 2: was eight years old.
Speaker 4: Oh okay.
Speaker 2: The idea was the trainer would come in and help
Speaker 2: our family integrate our new puppy into our household, but
Speaker 2: the whole thing was bogus. The trainer gave us basic
Speaker 2: advice for about ten minutes. Then the producer made us
Speaker 2: change clothes and pretend that he was visiting us three
Speaker 2: months later. So he walked back in the door, was like, so,
Speaker 2: how's the dog doing now?
Speaker 4: Oh? I never thought.
Speaker 6: Yeah, the dog didn't age, Like nobody noticed that there's
Speaker 6: three months different from puppy.
Speaker 3: Guess it's surprisingly he comes back, He's like, and nothing
Speaker 3: has changed with the dog.
Speaker 6: Wow, is still not even his dog? And they blamed
Speaker 6: the family.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're going over to survey where people who were
Speaker 2: either on reality shows or knew someone on them shared
Speaker 2: what was real and what was fake. This one says,
Speaker 2: I worked with a junk removal company for an episode
Speaker 2: of Hoarders and it was actually ninety nine percent real.
Speaker 4: Wow, Okay, it.
Speaker 6: Is such a sad show. It puts me in a
Speaker 6: dark place, man.
Speaker 2: I said. The only thing that it's set up is
Speaker 2: if you found something interesting while opening a box or
Speaker 2: underneath the piece of furniture, they'd make you reenact it
Speaker 2: like you found it so it could be caught on camera.
Speaker 6: Right, because there's so much stuff to open. There's no
Speaker 6: way they could shoot everything.
Speaker 2: I said, But all those messy homes are real places
Speaker 2: with real people.
Speaker 6: Wow, what I wanted to hear.
Speaker 2: I was on wife swap when I was ten years old.
Speaker 6: Oh, remind me what this one was.
Speaker 2: Is that's where the families would trade wives, or they
Speaker 2: trade husbands or something.
Speaker 6: You didn't appreciate your spouse until you had a different spouse.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they said. I heard the producers talking about
Speaker 2: how there wasn't enough drama in our episode, so they
Speaker 2: framed me as a child addicted to video games, and
Speaker 2: they had me running around the house looking for my
Speaker 2: Xbox and game Boy, which my new parents had hid
Speaker 2: from me. Jesus, he said, it shouldn't be surprising that
Speaker 2: they sent my new mom in to catch me in
Speaker 2: the act. Another one says I was a bridesmaid in
Speaker 2: a show called Say Yes to the Dress.
Speaker 6: Oh I love that? Yeah, Oh my good. You haven't
Speaker 6: seen Say Yes to the Dress ever, I don't think.
Speaker 2: Instead, according to the producers, our initial reaction to the
Speaker 2: bride walking out wasn't good enough, so they made her
Speaker 2: redo it several times, berating us, saying two of you
Speaker 2: need to scream and one of you needs to cry.
Speaker 7: I mean, honestly, you do have to have big reactions.
Speaker 6: Thank you.
Speaker 3: Reality is hard because you need people to act, but
Speaker 3: they're not actors, right.
Speaker 7: That's why a lot of it's so apparently faint.
Speaker 2: Someone wrote, my dad was asked to be on an
Speaker 2: episode of TLC's My Strange Addiction.
Speaker 7: Oh wait, tell me, is this true or not true?
Speaker 2: They said he runs his own honeybee business okay, and
Speaker 2: the producers asked him maybe a dozen times, saying, we
Speaker 2: can give you more airtime if you say you're addicted
Speaker 2: to the beastings.
Speaker 6: Oh till they make you get stung by bees. I
Speaker 6: love this.
Speaker 2: And finally, this one says there's a show in Germany
Speaker 2: called My Fat Family, and I was friends with one
Speaker 2: of the daughters on the show. We were out one
Speaker 2: day and they were filming us in public when we
Speaker 2: stopped by a convenience store and the girl just ate
Speaker 2: an entire box of Twinkies in front of me.
Speaker 4: WHOA.
Speaker 2: When I asked what was that, she said, every box
Speaker 2: I eat on camera, I get an extra two hundred bucks.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2: I would sign up for that show.
Speaker 6: Whatever that's just the excuse you're going to be using
Speaker 6: for the here on out. Yeah, catch me.
Speaker 3: So how much you make She's like fifty.
Speaker 2: The text into seventy five nine too. If you've been
Speaker 2: on a reality show or you know someone who was,
Speaker 2: tell us your reality show secrets. We want to hear
Speaker 2: your phone taps coming up right after this.
Speaker 5: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Remember middle school dances, gulpon ties, first time wearing deodorant,
Speaker 2: awkward slow dancing with your crush.
Speaker 4: So going up to a girl and asking for the
Speaker 4: first time brooks.
Speaker 2: Case her Spanish teacher slash uncle keep the hands above
Speaker 2: the way signor.
Speaker 6: Seriba didn't have a lot of options in junior high jazz.
Speaker 2: Okay, anyway, a pair of moms are both on their
Speaker 2: middle school's PTA and they were in charge of planning
Speaker 2: the upcoming dance. And that's why one wanted to prank
Speaker 2: the other by having Jose Posts as the bizarre DJ
Speaker 2: for the big night's fun. We're gonna hear it in
Speaker 2: your brand new phone tap right now.
Speaker 5: It's another.
Speaker 2: On the twenties.
Speaker 10: Hello, Hello, This is Hans Gluba, part of the Gluba
Speaker 10: International DJ group.
Speaker 1: He plays the songs.
Speaker 10: That make your flip gush.
Speaker 11: I'm sorry, who is this?
Speaker 1: This is haunts Gluba.
Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, can I help you? Well?
Speaker 10: I was told to cause his number about the big
Speaker 10: middle school dancing.
Speaker 1: I was hired to be as a DJ for the
Speaker 1: dancing party.
Speaker 11: Yeah, for the for the dance, the kids dance.
Speaker 1: Hello.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I am excited as a voice and shine on Safari.
Speaker 11: It should be pretty fun.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 10: So AnyWho, I have two questions before I rock the house.
Speaker 10: As they say, may I ask them to you?
Speaker 11: I just I didn't realize they already hired someone. And
Speaker 11: forgive me if I'm wrong. But are you German?
Speaker 10: I'm a little bit of East Brugal, you know, a
Speaker 10: little bit of a mutt as they say in Zoog
Speaker 10: and Breckel.
Speaker 11: Yeah. Sorry, I don't know any of those places. But yeah,
Speaker 11: you say, good questions I'm happy to answer.
Speaker 4: Vulnabar.
Speaker 10: So this will be my first DJ gig outside of Brussels,
Speaker 10: and I wanted to be a banging baby. Can you
Speaker 10: tell me if this song is hitting hard? We just
Speaker 10: got it in Germany and it goes, hey it's your birthday,
Speaker 10: vivant to party like it's your goupen.
Speaker 1: Steak you knowing?
Speaker 11: I think I do know that song.
Speaker 10: Yeah, it's buy Zi rap a half dollar foods in sense.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 11: Yeah, actually I think that song was well. I know
Speaker 11: that song was popular when I was in high school
Speaker 11: because they played it at my prom, which was a
Speaker 11: couple decades ago.
Speaker 4: Now are you serious?
Speaker 11: I don't know if that would be great for this
Speaker 11: particular dance.
Speaker 1: Are you talking on Hans's leg?
Speaker 11: No, Hans, I'm not. I just I don't know if
Speaker 11: the kids would even know the song, and if they did,
Speaker 11: they'd probably be like, oh, that's like old you know,
Speaker 11: no offense to you, or we just got in Germany.
Speaker 1: It makes my heinigo Schweinkel.
Speaker 11: It's a good song. It's just probably not for this
Speaker 11: particular dance.
Speaker 10: Okay, Well, what about the La Face visus Oakland button
Speaker 10: that is one of the top of the charts. Yeah,
Speaker 10: all of the German children loving the big bats in
Speaker 10: right now, and I cannot lie.
Speaker 11: I think it's the same situation with that song came
Speaker 11: out decades and decades ago over here, so yeah, I
Speaker 11: think it came out in like the nineties. I'm not
Speaker 11: even sure, but it was definitely before two thousand, so
Speaker 11: I think these kids weren't even born yet.
Speaker 10: You know, well, we may be behind overseas, so perhaps
Speaker 10: we start visus something more modern. Fast forward to the future,
Speaker 10: right V on the future?
Speaker 11: Now, that's great, that'd be great.
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, like the crowd pleasing by go hey shwine
Speaker 10: right do you like?
Speaker 11: So we might have an issue here because I think
Speaker 11: all these songs are a bit old, at least over
Speaker 11: here they are, and I'm a little worried about.
Speaker 1: That's more of a kuma shpick.
Speaker 4: You are correct.
Speaker 11: I'm not totally sure what that is, but I think
Speaker 11: for these kids for this dance, I'm no expert, but
Speaker 11: along lines like Ariana Grande or like they like do
Speaker 11: a lipa?
Speaker 10: Oh, def Leppard awesome, showgun on mine?
Speaker 1: Right? Oh, I love it.
Speaker 11: Not Jeff Leppard, Not Jeff lepperd do a lipa. It's
Speaker 11: a female shinger.
Speaker 4: Do a leapin.
Speaker 1: Oh, let me search on my phone.
Speaker 10: Hold on, I'm going to asking Jeeves one second.
Speaker 11: I'm not sure who who hired you, so it was
Speaker 11: Courtney or not. But before we move forward, I need
Speaker 11: to talk to Courtney about this. She's helping me plan
Speaker 11: the dance.
Speaker 10: No need Joe friend Courtney said, zeus, but all of
Speaker 10: the kinder locking a job into Courtney told.
Speaker 11: You to play this kind of music.
Speaker 10: Yeah, she told me to call you because this is
Speaker 10: a prank phone in calling.
Speaker 4: What it's not real? It's not real.
Speaker 1: Sorry the voice?
Speaker 11: Now, who is this?
Speaker 6: Are you serious?
Speaker 3: This is actually jose from the radio show Brook and
Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the Morning, and this is a phone tap.
Speaker 1: I am not a German DJ.
Speaker 11: Oh my god, dude.
Speaker 4: Courtney is the one who actually did set you up.
Speaker 1: She said you're in charge of setting up the music
Speaker 1: for the middle school dance. So she was like, mess
Speaker 1: with her if you can.
Speaker 11: Oh my god, I'm gonna kill her. But that is
Speaker 11: Can I tell you how relieved I am right now.
Speaker 10: I just feel bad for the children. You're missing out
Speaker 10: on all of the hits.
Speaker 11: Right Honestly, I would have loved Hans's playlist. If there
Speaker 11: were a dance for me, that all sounds great.
Speaker 1: Oh job, well hire me. I'm ready. I have zero
Speaker 1: bookings right now.
Speaker 11: Maybe for my courteous.
Speaker 5: Weeke up. Every morning was phone tabs weekday mornings on
Speaker 5: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2: When someone asks you to go grab drinks for a
Speaker 2: first date. You pretty much know how that's going to
Speaker 2: go down. It'll be a little awkward to start. Before
Speaker 2: the first drink kicks in, you'll both slowly start to
Speaker 2: loosen up, start to laugh a little bit. By drink four,
Speaker 2: one of you is probably going to be crying over
Speaker 2: your ex.
Speaker 6: That's when I start throwing up too.
Speaker 2: Well, drink eight, it's puke and rally time, and that's
Speaker 2: when I start crying. I drink sixteen. One of you
Speaker 2: is making out with the toothless woman over by the
Speaker 2: cigarette to spouse.
Speaker 6: At least it was a woman. You know, she was alive.
Speaker 2: That's why your imagination it's possible. And that's why one
Speaker 2: of our listeners is on the phone with us right
Speaker 2: now because he did something different to make his date
Speaker 2: at a bar not just unique, but fun and even
Speaker 2: a little bit sexy. Okay, so why isn't he getting
Speaker 2: a callback? Could it have been the makeout with the
Speaker 2: toothless lady with the eye patch over by the cigarette dispenser.
Speaker 6: It's never that lady.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, did that even happen? We'll find out in
Speaker 2: your second date update, next.
Speaker 4: Second date update.
Speaker 2: If you want to guarantee that your first date goes well,
Speaker 2: you have to throw a little wrinkle in it. That's
Speaker 2: why I never iron my shirts achieved. But if you
Speaker 2: want more than one big wrinkle, you take a backpack
Speaker 2: on your date and you hide a surprise in it,
Speaker 2: which is what one of our listeners did recently. His
Speaker 2: name is Andrew. Andrew, welcome to the show.
Speaker 8: Thank you.
Speaker 6: Please tell me you were at least going on a hike. Andrew, Well, hold.
Speaker 2: On, we'll get to the details of the day in
Speaker 2: your backpack of excitement in just a second. But first,
Speaker 2: tell us about the girl that you want us to
Speaker 2: call today. What's her name?
Speaker 13: I want to reach out to Chloe?
Speaker 6: Okay, surprises can be interesting on a first date.
Speaker 11: Yeah, how a backpack surprises going to be really sweet,
Speaker 11: really scary?
Speaker 7: How well did you know Chloe before your guys' first date?
Speaker 13: It was the first time we met. We met online.
Speaker 6: Okay, so not not really at all then, Yeah.
Speaker 2: But it could be nice to bring a little surprise
Speaker 2: to the date, just to spice things up.
Speaker 6: A human head, no surprises when you don't know people
Speaker 6: you don't know if they like surprises. Some people hate surprises.
Speaker 2: If a guy surprised you with flowers.
Speaker 6: Nobody puts flowers in backpacks, Jeff.
Speaker 4: Some people also don't like flowers some girls.
Speaker 2: All right, we could argue about this forever, but let's
Speaker 2: get back to Andrew. Tell us, where did you guys
Speaker 2: go on your date?
Speaker 13: So we went to a bar, go grab some drinks.
Speaker 13: And yes I did come prepared with my backpack, but
Speaker 13: I had.
Speaker 2: A reason to do so, okay, okay.
Speaker 13: So on Chloe's dating profile, I noticed she was really
Speaker 13: into board games.
Speaker 7: Please let it be been fun.
Speaker 13: She was into board games. I'm into board games. I
Speaker 13: decided to bring scrabble to our date.
Speaker 4: That no offense.
Speaker 1: That sounds like the dumbest thing ever, because you two
Speaker 1: are both into it.
Speaker 4: That's the cutest thing ever.
Speaker 6: I did guy, specifically, I did the guy and that
Speaker 6: was the thing.
Speaker 7: Like, we played scrabble at bars. That makes sense for you,
Speaker 7: Brooke though everybody.
Speaker 2: So when you pulled out the scrabble from your bag,
Speaker 2: what was the look on her face?
Speaker 13: I mean she was a little surprised. I took that
Speaker 13: as excitement though. I mean, she's into board games, so
Speaker 13: why not, right?
Speaker 6: And I will say I was hating on your surprise
Speaker 6: idea in the beginning, I'm turning the corner changing my mind,
Speaker 6: and I think it's really good to have an activity
Speaker 6: on the date. So like, it's not just you.
Speaker 2: This is what I said, literally at the start, said
Speaker 2: you need a wrinkle in the date. And you looked
Speaker 2: at me like I was crazy.
Speaker 7: You're talking about iron your shirt and you know what you're.
Speaker 2: Saying, metaphor, Brooks. Metaphor would get you a lot of
Speaker 2: points in the game of Scrabble. Eight Nights Scrabble. How'd
Speaker 2: that go?
Speaker 13: It went great? I mean everyone else that was there
Speaker 13: looked like they were jealous, so they didn't get to play.
Speaker 2: Damn, I wish I could get in on that scrabble game.
Speaker 6: She worked the exit?
Speaker 2: Is that what it was like?
Speaker 13: Well, I'll tell you why they were jealous, because we
Speaker 13: decided to spice it up a bit and we played
Speaker 13: only naughty words.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's a great idea. Actually, what naughty word did
Speaker 2: you play?
Speaker 8: Well?
Speaker 13: I mean X is always big points, right right, that's
Speaker 13: not even creative. Yeah, well, I mean I'm playing to win.
Speaker 13: I'm not trying to be creative. Okayasperated Zoe, I mean
Speaker 13: she knew what she was doing. She did some words
Speaker 13: that I had to look up afterwards.
Speaker 6: Was good, okay, really fun twist un scrabble.
Speaker 4: Really fun.
Speaker 2: Aside from playing Apple, Were you guys able to connect?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 13: We have a great time, a lot of laugh I
Speaker 13: mean there there never seemed to be any awkward pauses.
Speaker 13: And I mean I just felt in my albument with her.
Speaker 6: Was there at any point, like any of the naughty words?
Speaker 6: Like it was uncomfortable?
Speaker 13: Yeah, I mean uncomfortable in the sense that I didn't
Speaker 13: know some of the ones she was playing.
Speaker 7: And it's like, but you you admitted that, right, like
Speaker 7: and it was a joke.
Speaker 13: No, I just went along with whatever.
Speaker 4: It's all.
Speaker 2: So, after you guys finished playing scrabble and having your drinks,
Speaker 2: did the night end there?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 13: We actually went back to my place after okay, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 13: it was great. We made out for a little while
Speaker 13: and Tom twister. I was actually hoping she would spend
Speaker 13: the night, so I put a movie on to keep
Speaker 13: around for a while.
Speaker 6: Right, Okay, he just picked the longest one he could find.
Speaker 13: Well, that was been a good idea. But I did
Speaker 13: my research on her profile, just learning more about her.
Speaker 13: She's into old Disney movies, so I put on an
Speaker 13: old Disney movie and when was the the Goofy movie.
Speaker 4: Oh that's such a good movie.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's a good movie for six year olds.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's the hottest date night movie.
Speaker 13: Oh there's so many jams.
Speaker 4: Yeah, totally, really.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I can't see myself mackin on a
Speaker 2: girl while here like in the background.
Speaker 6: What was her reaction to the Goofy movie? Was she
Speaker 6: into it?
Speaker 13: I thought so, But ten minutes into it she decided
Speaker 13: that she had to go.
Speaker 6: Oh kind of a mood killer.
Speaker 13: I mean, we were singing to the first song in
Speaker 13: the movie, and then she hadn't head out, and I
Speaker 13: haven't heard from her since she was joying.
Speaker 6: Is there any way she could have been like creeped
Speaker 6: out that you did too much research on her bio?
Speaker 13: I hope not. I thought research was a good thing.
Speaker 7: I agree, and that's why she would put it on
Speaker 7: her bio.
Speaker 6: It's not like you're going deeper.
Speaker 2: But yeah, all right, Andrew, Well here's what we're gonna do.
Speaker 2: Going to play a song, unfortunately not one from the
Speaker 2: Goofy movie. I know that's probably what you wanted, but
Speaker 2: we have to work with what we have here. We're
Speaker 2: gonna play it, we'll come back, we'll call Chloe for you,
Speaker 2: and then we'll try and get you a second date. Update. Okay,
Speaker 2: that's done, great, hold on man, second update a jans
Speaker 2: Port backpack, oh, the board game Scrabble Limited Edition, and
Speaker 2: a VHS copy of the Goofy movie. You might think
Speaker 2: I'm describing a second grade sleepover party, but no, I'm
Speaker 2: describing the first date of one of our adult listeners
Speaker 2: named Andrew. He said things seem to be going pretty
Speaker 2: well during his night with Chloe, and even got her
Speaker 2: to go back to his place to watch that movie.
Speaker 2: But just ten minutes in, before they could even get
Speaker 2: to his favorite song stand Out, Andrew's date stood up
Speaker 2: and said she's gotta go. Ever since then, apparently Chloe
Speaker 2: has been completely m i A and Andrew wants to
Speaker 2: note the reason why.
Speaker 13: Yeah, Dad, I thought I really connected with her.
Speaker 6: Here in the recap, as Jeffrey said, it is there
Speaker 6: anything you would have done differently during the date.
Speaker 13: No, it sounds like an awesome date.
Speaker 6: Okay, I like that your guns.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean we're ready to try and call Chloe here.
Speaker 2: Hopefully we can get her on the line. Yeah, if
Speaker 2: she's not answering you, I'm not guaranteeing that she'll pick
Speaker 2: up for us. But we're going to do our best here. Okay.
Speaker 13: Yeah, I appreciate you trying be the first one I've
Speaker 13: ever really connected with and had feelings for, you know,
Speaker 13: just starting out, So I appreciate it.
Speaker 6: That's actually really cute. No, I really want to get
Speaker 6: them a second date someone Like Usually people are like, oh,
Speaker 6: you know, maybe it'll work out.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, maybe we can find out and make Brooks
Speaker 2: dreams come true.
Speaker 6: Today I swear, I mean.
Speaker 7: I usually like it it is, but this time is not.
Speaker 2: Okay. Well, Brook's probably going to be in tears during
Speaker 2: this call at some point for one reason or another.
Speaker 2: Let's just call Chloe for you and try and get
Speaker 2: your second date update. Here we go. Hello, Hi is
Speaker 2: this Chloe?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Who's the Hi Chloe. My name is Jeff work on
Speaker 2: a morning radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 6: Hi.
Speaker 7: Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi Hi Hi, Chloe?
Speaker 2: You answered, Yeah.
Speaker 11: Can I ask why you're calling?
Speaker 2: Well, the reason we're calling is because we do a
Speaker 2: segment on our show called a second Date Update. That's
Speaker 2: where if you go out with somebody, and afterwards, if
Speaker 2: they're not calling you back, you can email us and
Speaker 2: we'll reach out to that person for you to help
Speaker 2: you figure out the reason why. Okay, the guy that's
Speaker 2: wanting to reach out to you his name to Andrew.
Speaker 12: Yes, Andrew, Okay.
Speaker 2: Andrew told us about your date together, and it seemed like,
Speaker 2: actually it was pretty fun. I think everybody in this
Speaker 2: room agrees that it would be a good time. We
Speaker 2: would all be down for the stake.
Speaker 6: I like the bar part.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, well, yeah, there's a lot of interesting elements
Speaker 2: in it. There was a bar, there was a naughty
Speaker 2: game of scrabble. He told us about the Goofy movie.
Speaker 12: Yeah, listen, sounds like, you know the rest of what happened.
Speaker 2: So that's all that I know what happened.
Speaker 6: Yeah, was there like a big red flag or a
Speaker 6: big moment or something.
Speaker 12: When he before he put on the movie, he went
Speaker 12: to his kitchen to give us more drinks, and I
Speaker 12: saw his phone just like sitting next to me on
Speaker 12: the couch, and I was like, you know, like this
Speaker 12: is a new guy. Let me just see if I
Speaker 12: can open his phone and like find some stuff about him.
Speaker 4: So you're the red flag.
Speaker 6: You went into his phone?
Speaker 2: Do you do this a lot?
Speaker 11: Do I do it a lot?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 12: But I mean, in this situation, it felt like I
Speaker 12: had a reason.
Speaker 4: To Okay, opportunity came knocking right there.
Speaker 6: So what did you see or something? Did you see
Speaker 6: something like that?
Speaker 12: So like this is also gonna sound weird, but like
Speaker 12: the problem for me was that there was nothing, like
Speaker 12: nothing on his phone, Like if you opened this phone
Speaker 12: and you were like, oh, I wonder who's phone that
Speaker 12: I found? And I opened it and I was looking
Speaker 12: for something like fun nothing.
Speaker 7: Like factory settings, like nothing, Yeah, he just bought.
Speaker 3: The phone or you just mean he's like a boring phone,
Speaker 3: Like I'm not text.
Speaker 2: Not understanding what the problem is.
Speaker 12: Well, it's just like one of the first app high
Speaker 12: on the front of his page was the New York
Speaker 12: Times crossword Pubble app, which like do your thing, you know,
Speaker 12: but like, whoa, that's kind of boring.
Speaker 6: Okay, what what would you what would you prefer? Like
Speaker 6: do you want him to have Tinder?
Speaker 11: Okay?
Speaker 12: I don't know, like anything besides just a crossword huggle
Speaker 12: a picture of your dog.
Speaker 2: And like I thought he said that he met you
Speaker 2: on a dating.
Speaker 12: App though, So he did meet me on a dating app,
Speaker 12: and actually that was like the next place I went.
Speaker 12: I went to open the dating app just you know,
Speaker 12: like see what the competition was on there, and he
Speaker 12: was literally not talking to like anybody but me.
Speaker 2: That's the problem it again, I don't I.
Speaker 3: Do because he's not he's boring, he's not desirable. If
Speaker 3: not other people are trying to hit on him. He
Speaker 3: just seems very but it's square.
Speaker 6: Nobody seems really healthy.
Speaker 12: Is it healthy or is it stockery? If I'm the
Speaker 12: only one that you are, like, so you.
Speaker 6: Would have liked it better, if you would have liked
Speaker 6: it better if you would have opened his phone. There's
Speaker 6: like a gallery of like boob picks in one area Tinder,
Speaker 6: right up on the front, and like he was gaslighting
Speaker 6: eight other women.
Speaker 12: I mean, honestly, you know what that does sound kind
Speaker 12: of sexy to me, Like I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 2: Competition, How are you just yeah, yeah, okay, So how's
Speaker 2: this for boring? Chloe? I need to let you know
Speaker 2: Andrew's been on the other line secretly listening in to
Speaker 2: Utah and now he wants to jump in and say
Speaker 2: something to you. Isn't that right, Andrew, h Chloe, take that.
Speaker 4: We give you a huge that's what we do.
Speaker 13: Well, Hi, I'm a little taken back right now?
Speaker 6: Are you mad? Are you mad that she looked through
Speaker 6: your phone?
Speaker 13: Of course I'm mad. That's very invasive. I don't understand,
Speaker 13: and and Chloe, I'm not fun. Look at the games
Speaker 13: we played the words. I would be embarrassed to tell
Speaker 13: my friends my parents, Like, I can't believe you would
Speaker 13: think I'm not fun when we played that.
Speaker 2: He spelled the word.
Speaker 13: But it's a lot of points. But whatever, he's not wrong.
Speaker 2: He is not wrong.
Speaker 13: Chloe did everything that you were looking for. And yes,
Speaker 13: I was only talking to you because you're the only
Speaker 13: one that seemed interested or interesting to me.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 7: There it is, Go with the second one, Andrew, hold
Speaker 7: that one tight.
Speaker 6: You're confident you're wanted.
Speaker 7: Man, You show her exactly.
Speaker 11: I mean, I don't even know what to say, honestly.
Speaker 6: I mean, CHLOEA it sounds like you have a type, right,
Speaker 6: Like your type is disaster.
Speaker 12: Well, like a guy with a little bit more edge.
Speaker 12: I don't know something to like fight them up?
Speaker 2: But what about goofy?
Speaker 6: Movie doesn't say edge to you what I've tried.
Speaker 2: He's a single dad trying to raise a sun by
Speaker 2: himself Disney character.
Speaker 6: It's obviously not working for you. You're single, like the
Speaker 6: edgy dudes haven't been working out. Give the nice guy
Speaker 6: a try.
Speaker 2: And he's edgy enough to call into a radio show
Speaker 2: to reach out to you for ask for help. And
Speaker 2: that's why right now, I'd like to offer to send
Speaker 2: you guys out on a second date and we'll pay
Speaker 2: for it if Andrew will leave it let me. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm a feeling he's gonna not even want.
Speaker 7: That busy schedules.
Speaker 2: What do you think, Chloe?
Speaker 13: Well, hold on, I mean, I really don't appreciate you
Speaker 13: saying I don't have any edge or I'm not a
Speaker 13: good look, because I don't know if you saw that
Speaker 13: I have the Human Animal Translator app on there.
Speaker 6: Andrew, you're not helping.
Speaker 13: First of all, have any of you used it? No,
Speaker 13: So let me tell you what it's about before you judge. Okay, sure,
Speaker 13: I can have a conversation with my dog. I can.
Speaker 13: I can say something into the app and then it
Speaker 13: will go ahead and translate what I'm saying to my dog,
Speaker 13: so I can tell my dog jokes, all right, so
Speaker 13: you prefer.
Speaker 6: That over messaging more woman on.
Speaker 2: I really wish I wouldn't have given you space to tell.
Speaker 14: So I guess maybe Chloe could kind of delete the
Speaker 14: last twenty seconds of your life. And I'm going to
Speaker 14: ask you again, would you like to go out with
Speaker 14: Andrew one more time?
Speaker 2: We'll pay for it.
Speaker 12: The answer before was most likely leaning towards no, and
Speaker 12: after that it's going to be a no for me.
Speaker 6: Oh, Andrew, look.
Speaker 13: There, I'm sorry Chloe that I'm not as fun or
Speaker 13: edgy for you, But you know what, you're being a
Speaker 13: real B word and that's the word I want one.
Speaker 6: Oh how many points did you get for that word?
Speaker 12: I'm sorry, Andrew. I mean the points have ended. There
Speaker 12: is no future with us, and I really hope you
Speaker 12: can find something fun for yourself to do besides talk
Speaker 12: to your dog.
Speaker 6: Well, Rough, shouldn't have said it that way.
Speaker 13: Rough, Sorry, Chloe. I'll find my my true rock sand
Speaker 13: he really stands out.
Speaker 2: Is that your dog's name? Oh? Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: You guys may not realize this, but growing up things
Speaker 2: weren't always very easy for me.
Speaker 6: Oh, really, how so was it the private school?
Speaker 2: Look, okay, I get it. I know you guys think
Speaker 2: I had everything. Yeah you did, No I didn't.
Speaker 6: Your mom rented out a recording studio so you could
Speaker 6: make your own album at the age of thirteen.
Speaker 2: It was one song by the way. Look, I didn't
Speaker 2: want to have to bring this up. Okay, But going
Speaker 2: to school every morning, I was always super cold.
Speaker 4: Cold.
Speaker 6: Wow, like you were in southern California.
Speaker 2: Look, I was cold, though not because I didn't have
Speaker 2: a jacket. It's just my driver wouldn't turn down the
Speaker 2: a seat that was hard for I could still feel
Speaker 2: the chill on my skin of the custom Italian leather seats.
Speaker 7: Oh, it rode a different bust than I did.
Speaker 2: Then why do I bring this up?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a great question.
Speaker 6: Are you trying to go fund me account for you?
Speaker 2: Sometimes this studio feels just as cold as that long
Speaker 2: car riding you.
Speaker 6: I actually, I actually feel bad for you. Now how
Speaker 6: cold the studio is.
Speaker 2: I'm going to ask all my co hosts to put
Speaker 2: their hands on my throat, let me be your human
Speaker 2: shake weight and warm me up for my brand new
Speaker 2: song of the week.
Speaker 6: I did not see that I didn't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, you're not gonna help me.
Speaker 10: I'm backseat of that car.
Speaker 2: We could no, I'm too cold. Coldest song of the
Speaker 2: week ever coming up at eight.
Speaker 5: Ten brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: All right, it's time for Young Jeffreys brand new song
Speaker 2: of the week. Yay and guys, Christmas is almost here.
Speaker 4: Oh right?
Speaker 6: I love how excited you get about it.
Speaker 2: I do. It's pretty fun for a holiday, I gotta say,
Speaker 2: But I am getting kind of worried.
Speaker 6: What are you worried about?
Speaker 2: Because I don't know about you, but I haven't necessarily
Speaker 2: been a good boy this year. You know. I'm not
Speaker 2: even gonna use the word naughty because that has different connotations,
Speaker 2: and if I said I've been a naughty boy, most
Speaker 2: of our listeners would get instantly turned on. So I'm
Speaker 2: not gonna say that.
Speaker 12: OK.
Speaker 6: Good, I'm glad you're watching.
Speaker 2: I do know, if I'm being honest, I probably did
Speaker 2: not make the Nice list this year, along with I'm
Speaker 2: sure a lot of other people out there, and the
Speaker 2: ones who are probably freaking out the most are the
Speaker 2: little boys and girls who are realizing time is running
Speaker 2: out to impress the big jolly guy in red.
Speaker 7: Say it's out, but that's just me. I mean, you've
Speaker 7: done your work.
Speaker 2: Back now you're more judgmental. But I know there's a
Speaker 2: few desperate kids out there who are thinking, gosh, you know,
Speaker 2: this year was not Gucci. The stuff I did to
Speaker 2: my teacher's not gonna get me a new Xbox series
Speaker 2: X So I wanted to write a special Christmas song
Speaker 2: for all those children who need a last second, a
Speaker 2: Hail Mary message to change Sanna's mind. I love it.
Speaker 6: You know we talked about in my family there's no
Speaker 6: bad People's just people to make bad choices.
Speaker 4: Yes, yeahs to do.
Speaker 2: It's just to let him know. You know. Sure, I
Speaker 2: haven't been the greatest this year, but you should still
Speaker 2: drop me a couple presents.
Speaker 11: Or else.
Speaker 2: That's why instead of singing the hit song by Palfu
Speaker 2: Coffee for your head, love this song. It's Young Jeffery's
Speaker 2: Cookies for your sled.
Speaker 11: I like it.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, I.
Speaker 2: Have a special hat to commemorate the occasion. Let me
Speaker 2: just pull it up, put it on really quick.
Speaker 6: See Santa's pants you're putting on your head.
Speaker 4: I love it.
Speaker 2: Hope is this so work?
Speaker 3: It's literally Sanna's like waistline and his little legs, but
Speaker 3: it's upside down.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he chose the bottom of Santa to put on
Speaker 6: your head instead of most people who were going.
Speaker 2: This is the part I know best. So here we go. Alright,
Speaker 2: all right, I'm a point. When I'm ready, point gop.
Speaker 5: Jimmy and your sleg Mommy, minds me up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I memorize my speech, practice what I want
Speaker 2: to say, because if you check the naughty list, you're
Speaker 2: gonna see my name. Yeah. Sure, some things have happened,
Speaker 2: and I know that you have heard it elf. On
Speaker 2: the shelves are rat Sheriff Woody. He'll confirm it. I
Speaker 2: promise I was joking when I said I joined a cult.
Speaker 2: I swear I did. And know that website's only for adults,
Speaker 2: cause yeah, I'm still young and do stuff that's kind
Speaker 2: of dumb. But if you bring me presents, leave you
Speaker 2: something when you come. I baked you up some cookies,
Speaker 2: bought some milk for you. My friend know where daddy
Speaker 2: hides the bourbon if you'd rather drink instead, I'll try
Speaker 2: to keep the short because you're not done with your sledding,
Speaker 2: just like my dad's massages. Hope, there's a happy ending.
Speaker 2: I made mistakes all year long. Things I regret.
Speaker 8: I never should have pranked my uncle ned putting us
Speaker 8: ranchola in his bed. Don't fly away, Oh rude Dolph,
Speaker 8: No that you mad?
Speaker 2: I said a couple sories when I was bad. But
Speaker 2: if you brought me legos, that'd be right. I'm on
Speaker 2: the naughty list of that my mom made a big
Speaker 2: deal of. But Santa, please don't keep me from the
Speaker 2: Christmas toys I dream of. I took my sister's iPad
Speaker 2: that and I hid it in the park. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: had to go that far. She kept playing baby Shark.
Speaker 2: I spent Christmas Eve hiding by the Christmas tree, saying,
Speaker 2: where the hell you at? It's nearly a quarter to three.
Speaker 2: Oh sorry? If a curse, then I have some in
Speaker 2: their demons, But you've been watching me sleeping. How about
Speaker 2: we call it even.
Speaker 8: Let's work out some bog. I made a bunch of
Speaker 8: cookies for your slang.
Speaker 5: Open.
Speaker 8: It'll sway your judgments. Please don't delay, it's almost done.
Speaker 1: You might regret.
Speaker 2: I'll post a yelp of you. Rip you the shrends.
Speaker 2: Convince the of the kids you're not trusting. Try me
Speaker 2: do what to say or its song? Is that a threat?
Speaker 8: I'll call my dad's attorney and you can bet all
Speaker 8: Hassanna's reindeer reposess, Sennah new horverboard with our drones all
Speaker 8: I request. I know that my behavior was not the best,
Speaker 8: but if I don't get toys, I'll get revenge.
Speaker 2: Senna, you made me wait for.
Speaker 8: Too long going back to bed A major special cookies
Speaker 8: for your slang, added in a drop of lax.
Speaker 6: That is the new holiday classic.
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 4: I mean that is like the chill is Christmas song
Speaker 4: ever and I love it.
Speaker 6: I think kids just took control.
Speaker 4: They flip the script.
Speaker 2: It's about time take the power back in Christmas.
Speaker 7: You know that's gonna be bossed around by an old
Speaker 7: white man.
Speaker 4: Look, dude, no one's perfect. Yeah you know they say you're.
Speaker 6: Sing That is going to be a messy ride home.
Speaker 2: That's right. Well for all you naughty kids, I'm just
Speaker 2: letting you know time's not up yet. Okay, just keep
Speaker 2: trying to be good. Don't kick your sister for just
Speaker 2: a little bit longer, wait till the twenty six and
Speaker 2: then you're good. The text into seven eighty five nine
Speaker 2: two tell us what you thought about the song of
Speaker 2: the week. Sorry, we'll have a video up for everybody
Speaker 2: later on the Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 5: Facebook brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Still getting text into seven eight five nine two regarding
Speaker 2: my new song the week if you missed it. Instead
Speaker 2: of singing the Palfu song Coffee for your Head, I
Speaker 2: sang my own version called Cookies for your Sledg's so good.
Speaker 2: Here's for all of the little boys and girls out
Speaker 2: there who know they're on Santa's Naughty List, but they're
Speaker 2: still helping to squeeze a few presents from the Jelly Guy.
Speaker 7: I guess in any way that they need to yaby.
Speaker 2: One text came in that said, jeff I just stole
Speaker 2: my mom's phone to text you that I liked your song. Yes,
Speaker 2: that doesn't help me with the whole naughty list thing.
Speaker 6: Never mind, God, why are we so supportive of these
Speaker 6: naughty kids? But I love them?
Speaker 14: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Another text came in that said, Hey, Jeffrey, my name
Speaker 2: is Ron. I'm a long haul trucker who listens to
Speaker 2: your show every day.
Speaker 6: Okay, what's up?
Speaker 2: I liked your song, but it made me think I've
Speaker 2: been trying to get on the naughty list all year long. Well, hello, Ron,
Speaker 2: care to join me? Ron? You know you're not supposed
Speaker 2: to text me with this number on number for a reason. Anyway,
Speaker 2: if you like the song or you want to hear
Speaker 2: it again, go to the Brook and Jeffrey facebook page.
Speaker 2: It's up there and tell us what got you on
Speaker 2: the Nautilust this year so I can give you a
Speaker 2: virtual spanking Brook.
Speaker 5: And Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Brook, can you keep the streak alive and get your
Speaker 2: eleventh win in a row today?
Speaker 7: That's a plan.
Speaker 2: Let's see if you get it done against first time
Speaker 2: player Sarah from Covington. Hello Sarah, Sarah, Hi, Oh my god,
Speaker 2: I'm like, yes, I know your mom.
Speaker 6: Man put the bottle down.
Speaker 5: Mom.
Speaker 11: There has been many drunken nights where that has been
Speaker 11: sung to me.
Speaker 6: But that's okay, oh the song sung to you?
Speaker 10: Yeah, okay, okay.
Speaker 7: Well are you drunk now, Sarah.
Speaker 11: No, definitely not.
Speaker 4: I'm here with my sisters.
Speaker 6: Pinos in the back.
Speaker 2: All right, Sarah, Let's send Brook out of the studio
Speaker 2: while that happens. You know how the game's played. You
Speaker 2: have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible
Speaker 2: if you don't know when, just say pass and you
Speaker 2: have to beat broke out right to win?
Speaker 11: You?
Speaker 2: Ready? Yeah, all right, your time starts now on this day.
Speaker 2: In nineteen fifty three, doctor Jonas Salk announced he had
Speaker 2: successfully created a vaccine for what disease?
Speaker 13: Hilaria?
Speaker 2: Name the European country that invented the sport bob sledding, Jamaica.
Speaker 2: What decade did the McDonald's McMuffin come out?
Speaker 11: Sixties?
Speaker 2: Peach snaps and orange juice make up what cocktail?
Speaker 11: Passed?
Speaker 2: In twenty twelve, Nicki Minaj was a judge for what
Speaker 2: famous competition TV show?
Speaker 10: I don't know past?
Speaker 2: Alright, let's bring Brooke back into the studio and Sarah,
Speaker 2: what's something interesting that the show needs to know about you?
Speaker 11: Nothing?
Speaker 5: Really interesting?
Speaker 11: I take care of my grandmother four days a week.
Speaker 7: What's your favorite thing to do with your grandma?
Speaker 11: We do a lot of reading. She loves the animals
Speaker 11: basically way I try to hear as we talk about it.
Speaker 2: That's really sweet and we kind of take care of
Speaker 2: a grandma on this show too.
Speaker 6: Get to the question.
Speaker 4: I almost forgotten.
Speaker 2: The year was nineteen For what segment are we doing?
Speaker 12: Again.
Speaker 2: All right, kids, it's your turn. Brook. You're ready?
Speaker 6: Are we playing for war Bot?
Speaker 13: No?
Speaker 2: You're ready? Yeah, here we go. Your time starts now.
Speaker 2: On this day. In nineteen fifty three, doctor Jonas Salk
Speaker 2: announced he had successfully created a vaccine for what disease name?
Speaker 2: The European country then invented the sport bob.
Speaker 6: Sledding, Uh Norway.
Speaker 2: What decade did the McDonald's McMuffin come out?
Speaker 6: Eighties?
Speaker 2: Pete schnaps and orange juice make up what cocktail?
Speaker 6: Billini?
Speaker 2: In twenty twelve, Nicki Minaj was a judge for what
Speaker 2: famous competition.
Speaker 6: TV show American Idol?
Speaker 2: What does a noodler catch with their bare hand?
Speaker 7: Capish?
Speaker 2: All right, answers are in. Let's go to the scoreboard
Speaker 2: and see how you did with Jose.
Speaker 5: It's been a.
Speaker 4: Long time since I smelled beautiful.
Speaker 2: El Bolanos said, Sarah, you tried your best.
Speaker 4: You got zero two and Brook you got three.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, let's go over the answers for everybody here.
Speaker 2: On this day. In nineteen fifty three, doctor Jonas Salk
Speaker 2: announced he successfully created a polio vaccine Nice the European
Speaker 2: country that inventded the sport bobsledding. That would be Switzerland.
Speaker 2: The McDonald's McMuffin first came out in the nineteen seventies
Speaker 2: nineteen seventy two.
Speaker 4: If you have one from.
Speaker 6: That era, it's it's still good.
Speaker 11: It is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sweet peach snaps and orange juice make up a
Speaker 2: fuzzy navel. In twenty twelve, Nicki Minaj was a judge
Speaker 2: for American Idol and a noodlerk catches fish, catfish, specifically
Speaker 2: with their bare hands.
Speaker 7: Yeah, come from a long line of okie's.
Speaker 2: So, Sarah, I'm sorry no cash today, but thank you
Speaker 2: so much for playing with us.
Speaker 11: Sarah, thank you, it was fun.
Speaker 6: Thank you.
Speaker 2: All right, We'll be back to put winning Brooks blocks
Speaker 2: same time
Speaker 5: On Monday, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.