Speaker 1: Tell her of the internet and this final recording. Yeah.
Speaker 1: We I've been talking for about like forty minutes, no nonsense,
Speaker 1: pilocybin illusions, red hood trees. Yeah, back in the group,
Speaker 1: Back in the group. Yeah, anyways, I'm Jack. That's Miles.
Speaker 1: We're thurther be joined by super producers Becca Ramos and
Speaker 1: Anna Hosnia. What's Upana? Hey, someone else that's back in
Speaker 1: the group. Okay, and you didn't even have to go
Speaker 1: to a resort in the Yeah. I love our listeners,
Speaker 1: I love our show. But man, it makes me so
Speaker 1: happy to not have to do it. I'm just so Yeah,
Speaker 1: thanks dad. Okay, you know what, I gotta tell you something.
Speaker 1: I love you kids honestly. But fuck me if I
Speaker 1: didn't tell you how Yeah I was, holy ship freaks
Speaker 1: me out. But no, I mean it's good. We we
Speaker 1: gotta take this is how we just the only way
Speaker 1: to keep the show go. We're always sick for this episode,
Speaker 1: the last episode. We're always This is the first time
Speaker 1: I'm not like audibly sick, just like a little bit
Speaker 1: like spiritually. Yeah, and you are you're you are? So
Speaker 1: I have Yeah, I got little um. This won't be
Speaker 1: the last episode we release I don't think, but it's
Speaker 1: the last one we're recording, and we thought we'd be
Speaker 1: straight with you. You're our friends, yeum, so we're gonna
Speaker 1: just tell you the damned truth. So this episode, the
Speaker 1: premise is you're in review and review. We're gonna look
Speaker 1: at all the years in review from around the wide
Speaker 1: Internet and just you know, it's a pan for me.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you that MUCHO in general is a pan
Speaker 1: for me. And then why did they make all these
Speaker 1: years in review about the subject matter? Just leave it? Wait,
Speaker 1: it's about a pan. That's a pan. Yeah, I'm putting
Speaker 1: like a bad review. Oh okay, okay, got it? Ye sick.
Speaker 1: My review of the Years in Review of two and
Speaker 1: my review of the year twenty twenty two is uh,
Speaker 1: it's a paning it straight, pand it. Yeah, two is
Speaker 1: a skip. This is the first time people haven't been
Speaker 1: excited about the new year. I feel like I feel
Speaker 1: like any people like that was like the whole vive remember,
Speaker 1: and then it was like we're going to turn into
Speaker 1: one and COVID's gonna be gone. We were summer vacs. Boy,
Speaker 1: summer it's where it's happening, and that's where I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm single, wady to mingle summer one, let's go. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was then going into two. I think people were like,
Speaker 1: you know what, we get it. We slipped up a
Speaker 1: little bit. We're just we're just getting vaccines and ship.
Speaker 1: I haven't heard anybody say sh about three, just like
Speaker 1: I guess that's true, you know what I mean. It's
Speaker 1: like a bill you have to pay. You're like, yeah, honestly,
Speaker 1: you know what, Okay, this is our year. I love
Speaker 1: that energy. That's so funny that that was a thing
Speaker 1: for like five years in a row. Everyone was like,
Speaker 1: all right, and now it's coming. This is gonna be
Speaker 1: our buckle. The funk up y'all Like leaving, they were like,
Speaker 1: well that was had a weird one. But it's like
Speaker 1: Trump is the president. Motherfucker when you talk wetsed to
Speaker 1: be before. Yeah, when we do that on top of
Speaker 1: it all, Yo, So the Google search trends, I mean
Speaker 1: Google search trends, it's not like I mean, they're just
Speaker 1: telling us what people search. So Jeffrey Dahmer, alright, so
Speaker 1: we can go through the top ten here real quick.
Speaker 1: I do just want to say though, like COVID is
Speaker 1: nowhere to be seen on this list except for the
Speaker 1: like where do I Find which is like all COVID.
Speaker 1: So it's just like the super ego of like the zeitgeist,
Speaker 1: and the media is just like, yeah, we don't talk
Speaker 1: about that ship. Uh call it Bruno because we don't
Speaker 1: talk about that ship anymore. And like on a day
Speaker 1: to day basis, everyone's like, yeah, where do I get tested?
Speaker 1: Where do I get the you know, where do I
Speaker 1: buy masks? Where do anyways? Nowhere on this top ten list.
Speaker 1: The number one shamefully for America in the number one
Speaker 1: search was word that apparently everyone was cheating at because
Speaker 1: that like that's the only reason. It's not like you what,
Speaker 1: Once you know the game exists, you don't ever have
Speaker 1: to google it again unless you want, like to go.
Speaker 1: Maybe there are things where people are like finding other
Speaker 1: people to like talk about, like what was today's wordle?
Speaker 1: But if you play, you don't get the word. They
Speaker 1: tell you what the word is. There's nothing about word
Speaker 1: all that you can be googling other than uh, what's
Speaker 1: today's word? Yeah, what's exactly? That was the number one
Speaker 1: search trend in the US. Is it because like every
Speaker 1: everybody was like so into like posting their like scores,
Speaker 1: because I know you were like steady being like, oh wow,
Speaker 1: look got it free like that. It definitely became really
Speaker 1: good at it. That's what like mine makes sense, because
Speaker 1: I am like one of them. Foremost, I'm My streak
Speaker 1: ended at twenty eight this year, but I'm currently sixty
Speaker 1: nine under par and many considered me the greatest world
Speaker 1: player alive. My street my streak was over by then.
Speaker 1: He had me, he had downloaded me in the chest
Speaker 1: such a bully um, but he got a berner to
Speaker 1: play when they were striking. I think hack around it,
Speaker 1: but I don't. I don't even play it anymore. And
Speaker 1: my my streak came to an end because I just
Speaker 1: forgot to do it. Also, now you you play an
Speaker 1: analog style because you got a board game. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1: That was what I got in the White Elephant gift
Speaker 1: exchange for our office was the WORDLD board game for
Speaker 1: me was payment, and then you got mine. I didn't
Speaker 1: know what I was doing, which I can't believe nobody
Speaker 1: commented on the fact that mine was a clear jfk
Speaker 1: assassination reference. I got the magic bullet for people, clearly
Speaker 1: thinking that it would start a conversation about JFK assassination
Speaker 1: conspiracy theories. Well, yeah, I'm nobody attempted it that way
Speaker 1: because in the past you would just go, uh, like
Speaker 1: nothing until somebody said what Jack, and you're like, I
Speaker 1: was just thinking, and then like about the JFK assassination. Fuck,
Speaker 1: that was it. That was By the way, our wish
Speaker 1: for the new year is for you to never say
Speaker 1: the words JFK again. Really, even when JFK JR comes back.
Speaker 1: I just but this makes sense. So this is like
Speaker 1: a like the subtext. You can read the text, which
Speaker 1: is the word was our number one search, or you
Speaker 1: can read the subtext, which is just that America is
Speaker 1: a nation of cheaters and grifters, as we've seen. And
Speaker 1: this is like even though crypto wasn't in the top ten,
Speaker 1: this makes the crypto collapse and the rise and fall
Speaker 1: of crypto makes sense. That we had a word game
Speaker 1: that was somewhat popular and the number one search trend.
Speaker 1: The number one thing people did with the internet was
Speaker 1: cheat at that how do you know they were cheating
Speaker 1: if they were just maybe they were just trying to
Speaker 1: get to the wordle web page. It's you just can
Speaker 1: go there you just type word into yours. Isn't that
Speaker 1: automatically a Google? No? Well, here's the thing. Well, if
Speaker 1: you okay, if you search words, there's gonna be it
Speaker 1: will be the New York Times, There'll be the New
Speaker 1: York Times link, and then they'll be the articles that
Speaker 1: are saying, here's today's word. Right, So I think maybe
Speaker 1: I think with this anallyy well, I mean, how much
Speaker 1: what's the percentage you want to say people are cheating?
Speaker 1: I guess how many people just have this ship already
Speaker 1: like in their app, or or have the app or
Speaker 1: have a bookmarked? The question? How many? I don't. I
Speaker 1: haven't had to Google word all since the first time
Speaker 1: I played word ale and I play it an embarrassing amount.
Speaker 1: So I don't know. Maybe maybe people were just saying,
Speaker 1: what's that game called again? I think it's definitely possible
Speaker 1: that it's a combination, like it can be all cheating.
Speaker 1: It was Google more than election results, repetition. More people
Speaker 1: are just dumb as fucking don't bookmark shit and word
Speaker 1: which is I do that too? Uh? But in theory, right,
Speaker 1: if you start to times and it should compass like
Speaker 1: an U R L and it should just take you
Speaker 1: straight to wordle, Like if you just type in wordle,
Speaker 1: it should probably pop up and just you know, because
Speaker 1: like if I'm on Instagram on my laptop, I just
Speaker 1: type in I in and then it's like Instagram dot
Speaker 1: com and then you click and then right, yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: I think I think what we found out is Jack
Speaker 1: cheats at word big looking sweating a uh. Like the
Speaker 1: mix of topics is like so much celebrity death, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean and across yeah yeah, but whereas
Speaker 1: like last year you compared to it gets a mix
Speaker 1: of like celebrity death. It's always lottery stuff and like
Speaker 1: some kind of murderer ship. So like you have wordal
Speaker 1: election results and then this year Betty White Queen Elizabeth,
Speaker 1: Bob Sagett, Ukraine, Mega millions, powerball numbers and hate. Jeffrey
Speaker 1: Dahmer was b A D m X, Gabby Potito, Kyle Rittenhouse,
Speaker 1: Brian Laundry, Mega millions, AMC, stock stimulus check, Georgia Senate race,
Speaker 1: squid game. Wait, NBA was number one that League Basketball players.
Speaker 1: People just find out about that. I don't know, I
Speaker 1: don't know who. I think you're also scratching the head
Speaker 1: of that last year. But anyways, googling NBA because they're
Speaker 1: all cheating. They're all cheating at the nb A. This
Speaker 1: is a cheating scandal. The other things that like popped
Speaker 1: out to me that don't anywhere else, like we're gonna
Speaker 1: cover like the critics top ten lists and stuff. The
Speaker 1: movie that dominated all other movies this year but came
Speaker 1: out in one was in Kanto, and Kanto was the
Speaker 1: most searched for movie. It was also three of the
Speaker 1: top ten most searched for songs and number one and
Speaker 1: two like it had the one too and ten spot
Speaker 1: for the most searched for songs. Two damn. And if
Speaker 1: you had kids, you knew this ship. Yeah. And it
Speaker 1: was a tough time for me because so many little
Speaker 1: kids would turn and be like, you're like the ENCT girl.
Speaker 1: So many times I was like, okay, damn. You know
Speaker 1: how many times my partners it's horrible photo. He's taken
Speaker 1: him me and goes He looked just like and I'm like,
Speaker 1: hard time for brunette women of color with curly hair.
Speaker 1: Do you understand what we west through during gonto I
Speaker 1: we don't talk about brunette? Um, yeah, all right, your
Speaker 1: children are racist? To so many parents. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: they have to talk to you. Your daughter. Yes, she's
Speaker 1: a racist. I'm sorry. Do you do you work at
Speaker 1: this panera? Brea five year old? That's racist? Okay, thank you.
Speaker 1: Let's go, honey, let's go the encanto. Woman is being hostile.
Speaker 1: You're right, have to start somewhere, all right, let's say quick, great,
Speaker 1: we'll come back, we'll finish out Google trends, and we'll
Speaker 1: move on to Time Magazines Person of the Year and
Speaker 1: other stuff. Conto woman, your right, honey, being hostile. I'm
Speaker 1: being very hostile, and we're back. And shortages was another.
Speaker 1: I don't know if that was a trend last year,
Speaker 1: like a category of trend. But we had baby formula,
Speaker 1: tampon adderall sarracha. I didn't know there was a saracha shortage.
Speaker 1: Just generally food shortage. The lines of food banks stayed
Speaker 1: long this year, but that's not something that will generally
Speaker 1: be covered in mainstream media news sources. Diesel was trending.
Speaker 1: What was the number one shortage, which you know, like yeah,
Speaker 1: there was no Fast and Furious movie this year. Wow,
Speaker 1: thank you because of diesel shortages. Because it's no because
Speaker 1: people can see on a side note, I discovered over
Speaker 1: the holiday that my grandmother is a big Fast and
Speaker 1: Furious fan, and that made so great at her house.
Speaker 1: And I saw this like stack of like VHS is
Speaker 1: of like all the Fast and Furious movies and I'm like,
Speaker 1: h yes, VHS. I was like, WELLA, why do you
Speaker 1: have all that? She's like, oh, because those are my men.
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, those are my men. Oh
Speaker 1: let him know that I love that for her. The
Speaker 1: Rams are a good metaphor for this year. They were
Speaker 1: like one of the top search teams in sports. Uh,
Speaker 1: presumably from when they won the Super Bowl and they're
Speaker 1: currently the worst team in the NFL already. Somehow they
Speaker 1: just went from first to worst. Uh did you'll see
Speaker 1: Like so l A had this the van Go exhibit.
Speaker 1: I mean in New York it was huge too. It's
Speaker 1: huge everywhere. They're like everywhere conspiracy theory, That's what I
Speaker 1: keep saying on TikTok. I saw it because like I
Speaker 1: don't know, like people were taking their kids to see it,
Speaker 1: so we went and saw it. It's just like a
Speaker 1: big it's like a long YouTube video over and like
Speaker 1: it's just a projection. It's so wild. This year off
Speaker 1: of this ship like that I'm sorry, hold on, I
Speaker 1: cannot like that is fucking me up so bad. That
Speaker 1: fucking dumbass room with the fucking laser show with van
Speaker 1: go Art is fifty. I thought that she was like,
Speaker 1: it's just a laser projection. It's and it's it's not
Speaker 1: like did anybody see it? Like I don't want to.
Speaker 1: I don't want to yuck anyone's whatever, but like price,
Speaker 1: for sure, the price is yuck and the caliber like
Speaker 1: it really feels like something that like an art student
Speaker 1: could have done in a couple of days. It's just
Speaker 1: like an animation of Van Gogh's painting style with yeah,
Speaker 1: it's fine, it's I think it must be like this
Speaker 1: must be a result of the legalization of weed, because
Speaker 1: it's just like I was there and I was just like, oh,
Speaker 1: this would be cool if I was high, for sure,
Speaker 1: this would be like way cooler. So Google's spinning of
Speaker 1: this year. We're van Go Washington, d C, Van Go Seattle, Washington,
Speaker 1: van Go like just over in over Raleigh, North Carolina,
Speaker 1: Boston as New Orleans and then like real art from
Speaker 1: like artists like Basquiat had a thing in New York.
Speaker 1: Like there was a Basquiat exhibit in New York that
Speaker 1: came in at number nine, behind like five of these
Speaker 1: van Go YouTube videos. Wow, should I hold one? Dude?
Speaker 1: This guy? Oh my god, I wonder what's going on? Okay,
Speaker 1: So this guy who's behind it, Massimilian is Familiano h
Speaker 1: He is like a he studied the London School of
Speaker 1: Contemporary Dance of London nine, so he's like this like
Speaker 1: visual artist, but he also is doing like he has
Speaker 1: an immersive Frita Carlo show too. So is he just
Speaker 1: like slurping up like the like projecting rights to these artists,
Speaker 1: which is like might be cheaper than another exhibiting license
Speaker 1: and then just doing like you turn it up like
Speaker 1: this are charging fifty bucks and I has lambeau. I
Speaker 1: think it's like just the instagramification, like people just want
Speaker 1: to take photos and that's what's the genius part. And
Speaker 1: guess what museums boring Instagram? Well kill Museum of ice
Speaker 1: Cream or like the Museum of Color for the Museum
Speaker 1: of Britney Spears remember that one. It took over the
Speaker 1: Amieba Records in l A like that building. But it's
Speaker 1: also yeah, it's the perfect thing for this year because
Speaker 1: it's basically co opting the work of real artists to just,
Speaker 1: you know, like what the AI things are doing. It's
Speaker 1: just pulling ship from elsewhere and being like, what if
Speaker 1: meme that you could turn into it? Mean, was it
Speaker 1: this year that Twitter decided that Freda Callos, Yes, I'm
Speaker 1: not problematic, but never forget his white I do like
Speaker 1: they have the top scenic spots, So if you thought
Speaker 1: you were unique taking a picture in Dumbo or Golden
Speaker 1: Gate Viewpoint, the Belaggio Fountain in Las Vegas, or the
Speaker 1: Statue of Liberty Fountain, this year the most depressing one.
Speaker 1: So l A makes it on this list with the
Speaker 1: Beverly Hills sign. Of course, ship Hill obsessively Beverly Hills
Speaker 1: is boring, ass I know, it's so sad. It was
Speaker 1: so funny. I was before the holiday party, you know that,
Speaker 1: because our office is in Hollywood. There was this Australian
Speaker 1: woman who was on the street and she was talking
Speaker 1: to this local dude and the guy was like, oh,
Speaker 1: you came from Australia, was like, also, what you think
Speaker 1: She's like, Oh, you thought Hollywood was like old diamonds
Speaker 1: and nice stuff? But this is like pretty fuck up.
Speaker 1: It was like I was like, it's just so interesting
Speaker 1: how there's just this such a narrow depiction of the
Speaker 1: city where like you're literally only seeing You're seeing this
Speaker 1: like very unreal part of earth basically where you're like, yeah, man,
Speaker 1: I love the palm trees and the Mercedes everywhere, and
Speaker 1: then you're like yeah, yeah, yeah, everywhere else is pretty
Speaker 1: normal and has like ship going on. But anyway, really
Speaker 1: hill side, take a picture with it. I was born
Speaker 1: in from I was born like that. I'm a I'm
Speaker 1: a Persian California, so I've been going in Vegas my
Speaker 1: whole life. That's an amazing origin story. It was just
Speaker 1: like trash is most American person is born water bir
Speaker 1: Off Fountain. Uh No, it's because we used to always
Speaker 1: go to the Bellagio, and then when Caesar's Palace opened up,
Speaker 1: we switched to be caesar Palace people. Anyway, I don't know,
Speaker 1: it's just a little bit of hostn a history. Caesar's
Speaker 1: Palace not gonna lie and my my three days biggest
Speaker 1: over Babar's Palace and I got free access to the
Speaker 1: Bijo was nice or Plagio is over it's all about
Speaker 1: Caesar's Palace. I mean, actually, here's the thing. I think
Speaker 1: even caesar Palace is over and now it's all about
Speaker 1: the new hip young hotels they have opening up there.
Speaker 1: I don't even know. They're all called like No Toe
Speaker 1: or no Vo, no Hotel and casino and it's fucking type.
Speaker 1: Give it a try. It's all gold. Thank you. Well,
Speaker 1: come on at the well. Speaking of Trump, Time Magazines
Speaker 1: Person of the Year was back as always, it was
Speaker 1: a Lensky. Sure, that's like that makes perfect sense. It's
Speaker 1: like the mainstream media pick like it remains the number
Speaker 1: one story on the front page of the New York Times. Um.
Speaker 1: I feel like Zelinski is who, like Americans who read
Speaker 1: newspapers and magazines want to think, defines them. Like I
Speaker 1: could be that guy if I had to defend my nation,
Speaker 1: funny late night talk show host who rises to the
Speaker 1: occasion and leads the world. If if put to the test, um,
Speaker 1: I think it should have been Elon Musk. Again, though,
Speaker 1: I think because so they made a Elon Musk last
Speaker 1: year for some reason, I guess just because he has
Speaker 1: most money. Um, But this year, like he is so
Speaker 1: symptomatic of just American decline and like what we're seeing
Speaker 1: with like Kanye and Trump and like Elon Musk, They're
Speaker 1: all like it should have been one of those three
Speaker 1: because of just like the like all of the most famous, successful,
Speaker 1: rich people just melting down and like having the same
Speaker 1: mental health crisis at the same time. It's very weird.
Speaker 1: I do think if they have made it the like
Speaker 1: America would have flipped its lid, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: It's been hitler before. Yeah, I think to your point,
Speaker 1: like Zelinski is perfect because he's also like helps sanitize
Speaker 1: like ridiculous military spending. Yeah, man, let's send fucking forty
Speaker 1: billion at the fucking drop of a hat. There you go,
Speaker 1: fucking defense arms manufacturers. And then everyone's like, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: terrible thing going on over there, and it's like that
Speaker 1: money could okay, fine, like let's not ever equate what
Speaker 1: our spending looks like ever um, But yeah, everybody wins
Speaker 1: with him on the cover to be hot cool presidents
Speaker 1: is not a vibe president or what is your president?
Speaker 1: I forget yeah president, right, okay, cool presidents is not
Speaker 1: the vibe year cool presidents him Biden? You know what
Speaker 1: that energy of like cool president, cool presidents or cool
Speaker 1: prime ministers? What's his name? What was Trudeau? What was
Speaker 1: his deal? Like he's so hot? And then then you
Speaker 1: know he's like low key racist, right, and you like black,
Speaker 1: that's low key, that's low key actually right, it was
Speaker 1: low key and the constome was good. Yeah. Was he
Speaker 1: the genie in that one? Yeah? Yeah, that one was
Speaker 1: sucked up. You could do that without the face paint.
Speaker 1: That would it looked better Without the face It would
Speaker 1: have just been like a hot you know, Disney Aladdin body. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like a cool a cool president is about as cool
Speaker 1: as you could look in a copy before. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like, okay, cool, you're breakdancing in
Speaker 1: a cop uniform. Yeah, Zelins keeping on like Letterman's like,
Speaker 1: welcome to my couch or whatever that fucking show is.
Speaker 1: I'm like, the fuck. First of all, you have time
Speaker 1: to take off to do to box show appearances. What
Speaker 1: do you do? I mean, but I mean, but that's
Speaker 1: that's all part of managing the optics of this fucking
Speaker 1: like invasion and being able to justify the spending, Like
Speaker 1: he has to go out there so people aren't like
Speaker 1: fuck it man, Like, let fucking Putin crush him and like, well,
Speaker 1: that's just what the funk is it? Our problem? Well,
Speaker 1: like America will be like, well I did see him
Speaker 1: on that Letterman show, so I think he needs help. Well,
Speaker 1: when you consider what what's happening on Fox right, and
Speaker 1: like Tucker Carlson just beating the steady drum of like, yeah, nothing,
Speaker 1: nothing's going on over there. We need to completely like
Speaker 1: just go turn our turn our attention away from that.
Speaker 1: You see that there's like there's stakes for every side
Speaker 1: playing out in real time from every dimension. But yeah, again,
Speaker 1: at the end of the day, it helps justify from
Speaker 1: especially from the US perspective, A ship ton of defense spending, right,
Speaker 1: that's wild. Like when you see that spend, it's like
Speaker 1: that like the lasts, like US gives whatever billion to Ukraine.
Speaker 1: It's like, know, we gave that like Northrop Grumman, Like
Speaker 1: what you're talking about, you know what, I've actually been
Speaker 1: a better move family feud, this Lynsky's versus the Putins,
Speaker 1: Yeah about it, Steve Steve Harty just being like a
Speaker 1: look to the camera. I watched so much Family Food.
Speaker 1: I watched a lot of Family Food this year. Those
Speaker 1: YouTube compilations of dumbest answers ever. Oh my god, those
Speaker 1: can set me through. He's the best at responding to
Speaker 1: a dumb answer that we've ever had. If I ever
Speaker 1: need to pass through, like and I'm dying and you
Speaker 1: guys can't get me to, let go play one of
Speaker 1: those compilations and I'll go through to heaven go happily.
Speaker 1: All Right, We're gonna take a break and we'll come
Speaker 1: back with the people who do the best job with
Speaker 1: like taking their data and turning it into an editorial
Speaker 1: feature is probably porn Hubs. So we'll look at their
Speaker 1: year and list. And then also, like the critics lists
Speaker 1: didn't do a ton for me, like the you know,
Speaker 1: it's the best place to go rather than reading any
Speaker 1: individual critics, like top ten lists is just go to
Speaker 1: Metacritic and get those, But they didn't really get more.
Speaker 1: I think porn hub still does a better job of tongue.
Speaker 1: You know what was hitting in the media. Yeah, we'll
Speaker 1: talk about that. And then Metacritic also had their worst
Speaker 1: Movies of the Year list, which was actually pretty informative
Speaker 1: because there was a bunch of movies that came out
Speaker 1: that I didn't know about that I want to tell
Speaker 1: you guys about we'll be right back Brea and we're
Speaker 1: back and all right. SOA and BIA was huge this year, dude. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: everyone was up in the Brea. Everybody was even a
Speaker 1: lot of places that shouldn't have been too Suddenly like
Speaker 1: we have media. You're like, no, the funk? You don't
Speaker 1: feel like I'm scared to eat whatever media? You think that?
Speaker 1: All right? So porn Hub has most searched movies and characters,
Speaker 1: which I found very interesting. Coaling Harley Quinn at number
Speaker 1: one Tracks number three was days. Yeah, what fucking costume
Speaker 1: is that? I don't know? Is it just I mean
Speaker 1: I think they just sixty five days? Like the scenes
Speaker 1: of the question was are they porn actors? Like if
Speaker 1: they're like professional adult actors? Yeah, maybe, I mean to
Speaker 1: do right they give when you watch the movie. But
Speaker 1: it's wild when you see that as a search though,
Speaker 1: because it's like you're on porn hub. But yeah, you're like,
Speaker 1: let me see that clip from three six. Well, I
Speaker 1: guess it's kind of like what Tumbler and Twitter you know,
Speaker 1: used to do, where it's just like splicing all the
Speaker 1: sex scenes together probably right, you know, like the compilation
Speaker 1: of just like they're like, we don't need any of
Speaker 1: the four play of this horrible storyline. I just want
Speaker 1: to see them sucking. And it's just like, yeah, Harley
Speaker 1: Quinn step Sister, right, the steps Sister stuff is not
Speaker 1: as popular on here, so they don't have like most
Speaker 1: popular categories at least on this grouping, but they do
Speaker 1: have top gaining categories and reality is number one. Is
Speaker 1: that is that like reality stars are they starting to
Speaker 1: peer appear important? You know? But I think there are
Speaker 1: reality stars that are doing like but I don't know
Speaker 1: if it's porn hub or only fans, right, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's meant to just be less studio actors doing like
Speaker 1: costume ship. Yeah yeah yeah, just like right, But all
Speaker 1: these other ones are like I assumed, already very popular.
Speaker 1: But scissoring is also the big riser. I don't wonder
Speaker 1: if that has to do with Barbie. Is that like
Speaker 1: people getting ready for the new Barbie one? I don't
Speaker 1: want to talk to you about this, okay, um anyways? Uh?
Speaker 1: And then Mary is having a resurgence in the zeitgeist,
Speaker 1: and that was something that everybody did with their barber
Speaker 1: doesn't show up on the most search movie characters, movies
Speaker 1: and characters. But I do love how Alasta Girl is
Speaker 1: separate from the Incredibles, which in there. I like that,
Speaker 1: you know, happy to see just a happily married couple
Speaker 1: make it into the list, the Alasta Girl. There's a
Speaker 1: lot of incredible there's a lot of Incredibles out there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Sonic one I'm worried about. But you know who's actually
Speaker 1: I am worried about. Yeah, Sonic I'm a little worried about.
Speaker 1: But the I like that the people who are taking
Speaker 1: els right now. In terms of like seconds viewed muscular men,
Speaker 1: So these are the categories that are the best, categories
Speaker 1: viewed the longest, first categories viewed the shortest six minutes
Speaker 1: and ten seconds for muscular men. Yeah, just not hit.
Speaker 1: I think people's people's aesthetics are changing. Scissoring also very quick.
Speaker 1: I like outdoors. Yeah, we want people are just like
Speaker 1: I just want to get Yeah, they're like yeah, like
Speaker 1: the people in the Born, They're like, well, I'm not
Speaker 1: going to go on a hike, but at least if
Speaker 1: they're sucking on a hike and live with thank you.
Speaker 1: That is funny. Like where does that come from other
Speaker 1: than just being like I just it's nice to the
Speaker 1: same time sort of thing. Yeah, yeah, okay, Jack, come on,
Speaker 1: you gotta get out now. Has to have something to
Speaker 1: do with he man, right, Um, I don't even think
Speaker 1: it's appropriate for you to have put this in this dock.
Speaker 1: I put it in there. So this is my analysis.
Speaker 1: Um all right over at Metacritic, we got the top
Speaker 1: ten lists, the digest of the top ten lists, where
Speaker 1: they like give three points the number one, like the
Speaker 1: critics number one movie of the year, and then like
Speaker 1: one point if it makes the top ten. The music
Speaker 1: is pretty much what we thought Beyonce, Rusta, Leah Kendrick,
Speaker 1: Bad Bunny wet leg which I think we talked about
Speaker 1: at one point on the show. But they're a fun
Speaker 1: band that had some Yeah she is along. It's a
Speaker 1: good one and it taught me how to pronounce that word. Movies,
Speaker 1: every everything, everywhere, all at once. Is number one by
Speaker 1: a lot, so that's good. Although it does make me
Speaker 1: because that was also I think my number one on
Speaker 1: our movies episode, so I feel bad about that now.
Speaker 1: But Elvis though, huh, but the Batman and Elvis both
Speaker 1: came in the top thirty. That's what I don't what
Speaker 1: then you know, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think you
Speaker 1: can't deny the I guess the broad appeal of something
Speaker 1: of just being like an absolute spectacle either. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: that's what I don't consider cinema. I mean, it was
Speaker 1: a fun movie to watch, It's not Batman was like,
Speaker 1: what if we made a Batman movie that wasn't fun
Speaker 1: to watch? That was an idea for the pitch. The
Speaker 1: log line. They were like, you know how like the
Speaker 1: ending of that band Nirvana was really sad. It's a
Speaker 1: Batman movie off of it, just capture the vibes of
Speaker 1: the day we found out that so much sexual at
Speaker 1: tension here, but I'm gonna go nowhere and gonna be
Speaker 1: like this, like sad and disappointed the whole time. Well yeah,
Speaker 1: they're like gen Z is not fucking right, and neither
Speaker 1: is our gen Z ass Batman and his looks oh
Speaker 1: Man just summons and the way that just the way
Speaker 1: that became a meme was so funny though too, just
Speaker 1: using that song. It was like a catch off for
Speaker 1: his little gen Z classes, the small little like oh yeah,
Speaker 1: but I don't actually think they're low. No lookes are
Speaker 1: like Joe like, these are lows Wow, Miles would just
Speaker 1: have some strong Yeah looks are because they're they're like
Speaker 1: what you get in you only come from, like prison
Speaker 1: cultures like Michael Imperioli's characters wearing in white lotus. Why
Speaker 1: why is this guy wearing lokes? It's like such a choice.
Speaker 1: But anyway, and TV was pretty like the Rehearsal wasn't
Speaker 1: number one, but it was in there. Um, I thought
Speaker 1: it should been number one, but yeah, it was like
Speaker 1: better call Saul and ship like that. Severance was number two.
Speaker 1: But they also released the worst reviewed movies of the year,
Speaker 1: and this was revealing, especially because Liam Neeson released a
Speaker 1: movie this year called black Light. I didn't know that.
Speaker 1: I did not know that. That does paint a picture
Speaker 1: in my mind that he's running around using a black
Speaker 1: light to solve jack Off related crimes, Like doesn't isn't
Speaker 1: that where your brain goes? No? No, all right, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, someone's watched a lot of Room Raiders. Isn't
Speaker 1: that what you use black lights for movies? What is
Speaker 1: the black light for? Yeah? And any like, I guess
Speaker 1: lumin all watch a lot of c s. I you know,
Speaker 1: back in the day, and they used to check that
Speaker 1: there's blood usually blood. Okay, yeah, what's luminal? You have
Speaker 1: to you have to spray the lumen all for it
Speaker 1: to react under the black lights. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I watched too much Dexter and the Room Raiders that
Speaker 1: Miles had an amazing pitch for a movie that we
Speaker 1: can't even share with you. It's we're pitching. We're pitching. Well,
Speaker 1: we're in the pitching. We're taking it out, we're taking
Speaker 1: it on the New Year. We're taking words to words
Speaker 1: Dexter and lokes. No, no, no, not no kind of uh.
Speaker 1: This movie is about Travis Block, a shadowy government agent
Speaker 1: who specialized in removing operatives who's covered hers have been blown,
Speaker 1: uncovers a deadly conspiracy within his own ranks. That reach
Speaker 1: has nothing to do with black bite. Okay, they just
Speaker 1: thought that was like a cool name for a movie. Yeah.
Speaker 1: There was a movie starring Mark Wahlberg and Kevin Hart
Speaker 1: this year. You knew that. Um, I didn't watch it,
Speaker 1: but Zach watching it and I just sort of like
Speaker 1: would walk intow the room. What was it about? It
Speaker 1: was about like, like, oh ship, what's his name? Kevin
Speaker 1: Hart and Mark Wahlberg were like old friends and then like,
Speaker 1: I guess Mark Wahlberg got like famous for something I forget.
Speaker 1: But Mark Wahlberg is like that crazy friend who always
Speaker 1: gets you in trouble, and like what's his name? Kevin
Speaker 1: Hart is like a family man. Now, I don't you
Speaker 1: got a problem, bro? And well it's just be like
Speaker 1: he'd be like, you need to come hang out with
Speaker 1: me because you've been so I don't know, caught up,
Speaker 1: you know, being a father or whatever. And then it's
Speaker 1: like insanity and soothe. You know, they're like the two
Speaker 1: biggest box office draw Well they put it on Netflix together,
Speaker 1: and then well, yeah, that's just wild. It like that
Speaker 1: movie I remember seeing like an ad for it somewhere
Speaker 1: that but I didn't know Mark Waubert was in it,
Speaker 1: and it basically doesn't exist. This Nami paragins actually in
Speaker 1: its Yeah, it's pretty cool. That is man completely the radar.
Speaker 1: It got lost in like the Netflix scroll shuffle of
Speaker 1: it all. And also when I look at this like
Speaker 1: poster of it too, it just looks like something on Netflix.
Speaker 1: You just kind of be like, yeah, yeah, yeah, sure
Speaker 1: that's on Netflix. Yeah, more on that later, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? Like this isn't necessarily like this movie
Speaker 1: has got it all folks. You're kind of like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, visually, it doesn't anywhere. They appear to be
Speaker 1: smuggling a giant tortoise somewhere. Yeah, it's that thing where
Speaker 1: you're like me and my friend, Oh man, he's real crazy.
Speaker 1: He got me into something. Also, the poster is bright
Speaker 1: yellow like the background, which is also the case with
Speaker 1: Central Intelligence. I feel like there's some them with Kevin
Speaker 1: Hart movies and then making the background yellow there they
Speaker 1: like create these weird rules for different actors and movie posters.
Speaker 1: It's like almost like a superstition. Um, do you guys
Speaker 1: know who Sean Payton is? Because like the former New
Speaker 1: Orleans Saints football coach. So he at one point got
Speaker 1: suspended from the NFL because he was paying his players.
Speaker 1: He was involved in a what they called a bounty
Speaker 1: hunting scandal for he was paying his players like hurt
Speaker 1: other players, and he got suspended for a year. And
Speaker 1: they made a movie about him being suspended for a
Speaker 1: year and coaching his sixth grade son's youth football team
Speaker 1: where he's the hero. Yeah, and he's played by Kevin James. Yes,
Speaker 1: I vaguely remember the movie Hometown Home Team, Home Team. Yes,
Speaker 1: I watched that because I met the family who made
Speaker 1: it in Rhode Island. It's made by like a family
Speaker 1: of boys who've got like twelve kids in the family, right,
Speaker 1: and so they started this production company h y children.
Speaker 1: Well because they were like so many of them that
Speaker 1: like they were all like really creative and always making
Speaker 1: videos and stuff. They live in little Compton, Rhode Island.
Speaker 1: This is how I met them. And so the reason
Speaker 1: they got into this is because they started making like
Speaker 1: little like Twitch videos, not Twitch what am I saying?
Speaker 1: TikTok video, God, I'm losing it, TikTok videos for Kevin James,
Speaker 1: like in the pandemic. So he would like hire these
Speaker 1: like young like filmmakers to make these like YouTube TikTok
Speaker 1: videos for him. And so basically like through that, he
Speaker 1: like moved Rhode Island during the pandemic and like would
Speaker 1: make these videos with them, and through that they were
Speaker 1: able to basically get into like Happy Madison and are
Speaker 1: now like big time directors for Happy Madison for them.
Speaker 1: The well, so there's a production company. So there's two
Speaker 1: of the oldest brothers are the directors, but then every
Speaker 1: single other brother has like a role, Like there's an
Speaker 1: editor there, like you know, like one of the one
Speaker 1: of them was like an extra or like played a
Speaker 1: role in it. Like it was like they all have
Speaker 1: like they all played their part. I went to their
Speaker 1: production studio. It's really cool. They have like this thing,
Speaker 1: this giant warehouse that they turned into like a studio
Speaker 1: like office. There's a bar in the basement. They have
Speaker 1: a sister who's like a really cool artist who has
Speaker 1: her studio off. Dude, it's a business. They have it all.
Speaker 1: There's the homies. Now, I'm down with them. So I
Speaker 1: watched the movie and wasn't my favorite movie, not necessarily
Speaker 1: I didn't really understand what was going on, but I
Speaker 1: was supportive. Okay. The number one worst reviewed movie of
Speaker 1: the year was the first sequel to three D and
Speaker 1: sixty five Days that like went viral to the horned
Speaker 1: up during the pandemic. Two sequels dropped this year, which
Speaker 1: it seems like that would be pretty hard. Like I
Speaker 1: I get critics and like this stinks, but also audience
Speaker 1: gave it one point six out of ten, Like I
Speaker 1: feel like audience expectations going into that have to have
Speaker 1: been pretty low, and they didn't even meet that, So
Speaker 1: I was that's just a sad Where are they now?
Speaker 1: Three sixty five days of the franchise, it didn't didn't
Speaker 1: live up to its initial promise Where are they now?
Speaker 1: In Poland? It was like three sixty five the original movie,
Speaker 1: and then I think it was like after three sixty
Speaker 1: five days, like the next three hundred six five days,
Speaker 1: and then I don't remember what the second the third
Speaker 1: one was yet the next three and like the second
Speaker 1: I think was like this day or something. Oh, that's right,
Speaker 1: it was this day, and then it was like after
Speaker 1: three six Yeah. Anyways. One of the critics said that
Speaker 1: the first sequel was like one long Team America World
Speaker 1: Police style sex scene if you remember the sex game
Speaker 1: where they're just like in the yeahh wow. So with
Speaker 1: that description, now I'm interested, yeah too. I mean it's crazy.
Speaker 1: It is like, all right, well, those those are the
Speaker 1: things that I had. I think, I think we're doing.
Speaker 1: We've landed the plane, folks. Another one, yeah, and then
Speaker 1: were ready for takeoff in a few more days. But
Speaker 1: thanks for listening, and uh, we'll be back soon. Sound
Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe you don't worry about it. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna row bickest trend of all is my love for
Speaker 1: you guys. So this is uh yeah, this is the
Speaker 1: last one of this week. We're going to take off
Speaker 1: on the second, and then we'll be back with some
Speaker 1: prediction based episodes on the third and the fourth. Nothing
Speaker 1: on the fifth because we're still off, and then back
Speaker 1: on the sick