Speaker 1: Did you guys know our podcast as a listener in Cameroon? Yes?
Speaker 1: So cool. You can listen to Broka Jeffrey all over
Speaker 1: the world and you're here. You did it, You're at
Speaker 1: the podcast. Yeah, it's gonna start now. I just spent
Speaker 1: the last thirty seven minutes in the bathroom watching a
Speaker 1: YouTube video where a school of sea otters plays with
Speaker 1: a herd of baby elephants. Share it with me. See
Speaker 1: on the plus side, super cute? Yeah. On the downside, though,
Speaker 1: made us super late Wii? Which clip is it? Two
Speaker 1: viral soundbites from the internet and only enough time to
Speaker 1: play one of them? And before you ask, no, none
Speaker 1: of them are adornable baby animals playing together. So let's
Speaker 1: get right to your choices. Your first option is a
Speaker 1: twenty one second clip of what might be the dumbest
Speaker 1: reason to call nine one one ever? I love those Yeah?
Speaker 1: Or you want option to a thirty two second clip
Speaker 1: of a heavy metal rock band covering the classic Frozen
Speaker 1: song let It Go? Time to vote? Is it Emergency,
Speaker 1: Schmergency or Frozen Explosion? I love the movie Frozen. I
Speaker 1: gotta go Frozen Explosion. I don't let it go again.
Speaker 1: I'm going emergency smurgency. Okay, how choice is yours? What
Speaker 1: are we listening to? Only because I'll probably end up
Speaker 1: on one of these someday, I'm going with dumbest nine
Speaker 1: on one call. All right, choice has been made. Let's
Speaker 1: listen to the sound of what might be the dumbest
Speaker 1: nine one one phone call of all time. Ambulance. You
Speaker 1: have emergency. Actually, I think you're that. I have to
Speaker 1: be and these guys are not moving. You have to
Speaker 1: be Yeah, this is your emergency. Yeah, yeah, the police
Speaker 1: from help your Nate. I have journey. I can't help
Speaker 1: you with that. I mean, it is hard when you're
Speaker 1: stuck in traffic. You do want to call it, but
Speaker 1: I feel like men have a lot more options than women.
Speaker 1: Figure it out, dude, put it out the window. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that which cliff is it? I'm Jeff Mango bottom Debou.
Speaker 1: Let's get into your shot caller question of the day.
Speaker 1: We have a bucket pull of names. You're gonna draw
Speaker 1: one out to who gets asked the trivia question. If
Speaker 1: you answer wrong, you're gonna be punished by getting shocked
Speaker 1: while singing a song. Text into seven eighty five nine
Speaker 1: to tell us which one you'd like to hear. We
Speaker 1: have Brook drawing a name out nothing. Please put it down.
Speaker 1: This is the first time we're doing this. It's an
Speaker 1: all or nothing shock caller. Who, meaning every one of you,
Speaker 1: has to get this group answer correct in under three
Speaker 1: minutes or all of you you will be shocked. Oh man,
Speaker 1: So here's the question. Over the last few decades, dozens
Speaker 1: of famous celebrities have made a lot of money by
Speaker 1: hosting TV shows. I'm not even going to give you
Speaker 1: any names, because you all need to come up with
Speaker 1: the top seven highest paid TV hosts of all time,
Speaker 1: all times. Some of them may still be on air,
Speaker 1: some of them name not. So Alexis You're going to
Speaker 1: go first, and once I start the timer and I
Speaker 1: say go, for example, you might guess Kim Kardashian and
Speaker 1: I would hit this sound and that would be wrong
Speaker 1: and I will immediately move on to Brook. Okay, you
Speaker 1: can discuss with each other, but you need to confirm
Speaker 1: all seven answers. You're going to start this right now. Okay,
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, Alexis ready set go? Okay. Tv hosts yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: doesn't do what's his name Jimmy Fallon or something out show? Okay,
Speaker 1: But the highest paid of all time. You think I
Speaker 1: don't know I can do that quick? Oh yeah, million
Speaker 1: dollars Steve Harvey. Correct, we can talk about this, go Oprah, dude,
Speaker 1: highest paid ever. Yeah, because he's aren't going to be
Speaker 1: young people. These are going to be people that have
Speaker 1: been around for a long, long, long time to make
Speaker 1: a lot of money. Oprah's probably up there. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: gets Oprah correct three point two billion. If we're going
Speaker 1: late night, I would go David Letterman or Jay Leno. Okay,
Speaker 1: and you're talking about highest paid, I'll go David Letterman.
Speaker 1: Also Jay Letto on the list. Correct. Also four hundred million?
Speaker 1: Need three more minutes left? Yeah, we already got just
Speaker 1: do all the late night TV show hosts. That's why
Speaker 1: I was thinking Judge. Judy easily answers. Okay, what about
Speaker 1: um Conan O'Brien in correct, doesn't matter? Okay, TV host?
Speaker 1: Can we go game? Can we go game show host?
Speaker 1: And say say Jack no, the guy who hates everyone?
Speaker 1: Drew car signing, how Simon Cowell? Oh god, what about
Speaker 1: Larry King ninety seconds? Drew carry in Alex track is
Speaker 1: in Jeffrey Okay? Um? Oh, doctor Phil No, he sucks.
Speaker 1: How about Jerry Springer in Doctor Phill was pretty solid?
Speaker 1: You didn't guess it? Okay, Doctor phil One more Kelly
Speaker 1: RiPP Kelly Rippo, see Crown, Big Bird, see Christ Minute.
Speaker 1: You got all seven of the top television hosts of
Speaker 1: all time by networks. Guys, that was That was a
Speaker 1: fun format. That means Jay get shot. Well done team,
Speaker 1: since we were able to get all seven of the
Speaker 1: top highest paid TV hosts of all time, Jake is
Speaker 1: going to get shocked. And somebody wanted to hear the
Speaker 1: song Treat You Better by Seawan Mendez. I can't believe
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey isn't up there. That makes his money. He's
Speaker 1: in the top ten. O yea. I can't believe the
Speaker 1: Nickelodeon guy Mark Summers wasn't on there. Okay, I'll google
Speaker 1: him later. Yeah, he must at all the Nickelodeon TV
Speaker 1: shows we're talking about now. Sorry, Yeah, let's get just
Speaker 1: super white guys. Super white speaking of white guys, I
Speaker 1: don't know I can treat you then he can. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and any girl like you deserves what jenner Man, I
Speaker 1: kind of like the group shot color form, Matt, the
Speaker 1: first group one. You guys have all gotten right and
Speaker 1: I've gotten wrong. I tell you, my adrenaline's up. Let's
Speaker 1: do this smart to me? No, No, let's just let's
Speaker 1: just move on from our one successful shot color question
Speaker 1: of the day Broke and Jeffrey in the morning. I
Speaker 1: don't know if the world needs this, but they're making
Speaker 1: it anyway, because everyone knows that orange juice and toothpaste
Speaker 1: do not mix. And I went and tried it once
Speaker 1: because I thought it was bad, and I, oh, okay,
Speaker 1: it's the only reason to brush your teeth after breakfast.
Speaker 1: They don't mix. Until now, what shut up? Because Tropicana
Speaker 1: is releasing a limited edition toothpaste. Yes, the Florida original
Speaker 1: orange juice. People, Okay, thank god it's a toothpaste. I
Speaker 1: thought for sure you were going to say Tropicana is
Speaker 1: coming out with a mint flavored rage and I was like,
Speaker 1: don't need pumpkin spice orange juice and what they're gonna do.
Speaker 1: But no, they're they're making toothpaste that they say offers
Speaker 1: maximum oj flavor protection, meaning they basically just replaced a
Speaker 1: chemical in it that gives you that horrible aftertaste like
Speaker 1: that it's like feels like you swallowed car battery acid,
Speaker 1: so they took that out and quote, the country will
Speaker 1: no longer have to decide whether to brush your teeth
Speaker 1: or have orange juice. Now you can do both, like
Speaker 1: extra pulp. They claim it's not a stunt either. They
Speaker 1: say the toothpaste is real and it's amazing, and they're
Speaker 1: gonna give some away on their social media. I want
Speaker 1: to buy it. I'm sure it's not a stunt. It's
Speaker 1: only to get more followers on that trouve. Aguanna really
Speaker 1: wants to make the world a better place with this toothpaste,
Speaker 1: right anyway, We're going to test it out on our
Speaker 1: show in our own way. Jose is just gonna eat
Speaker 1: three tubes of it, just as a taste test. We're
Speaker 1: not even gonna have you drink any orange sounds Nay.
Speaker 1: We can get that video up hashtag tooth paste challenge.
Speaker 1: Can I just brush my teeth age? No, no brushing allowed,
Speaker 1: You just have to swallow. More good ideas coming up
Speaker 1: with laser stories. Next, it's the radio segment that just
Speaker 1: won the lottery and blew all its money on a
Speaker 1: solid gold motor home. Laser Stories the segment where we
Speaker 1: read weird news stories from around the globe just like
Speaker 1: everyone else does, except we have a laser and those
Speaker 1: other cheese nuggets just don't this first laser stories out
Speaker 1: of Kent, England, a thirty three year old man named
Speaker 1: Dory Finkel's Bomb is being called that is his last name,
Speaker 1: Dory Finkel's Bomb. Oh my god, if he survived childhood,
Speaker 1: good on him. He's being called the dumbest drunk of
Speaker 1: all time. I say that because last weekend he went
Speaker 1: out drinking with some friends at a local pub and
Speaker 1: after one too many whiskeys, his buddies convinced him to
Speaker 1: jump off a bridge into the local river. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: have a buddy who will do anything. You just don't
Speaker 1: you have one friend that like talks sense into everybody.
Speaker 1: You have to have the one logical friend with you, guys.
Speaker 1: But the only problem was Dory couldn't swim, so your
Speaker 1: hold England. That's not that bad. Thing doesn't really add up, now,
Speaker 1: does it, Jeffrey. Well, shortly after nine pm his friends
Speaker 1: called nine one one and the Kent Search and Rescue
Speaker 1: responded to fish him out of the river. Oh gosh,
Speaker 1: I think god. He's okay. He was shaken up but
Speaker 1: was totally fine. So The rescue team told him to
Speaker 1: go home, but did Dorry listen? No, No, he did not.
Speaker 1: In fact, an hour later, he jumped back in. Doesn't
Speaker 1: an incident like that sober you up pretty quickly? This time,
Speaker 1: no one even had to talk him into it. He
Speaker 1: did it because he told his buddies that the last
Speaker 1: time turned out to be kind of fun. I kind
Speaker 1: of want to be his friend. It's kind of fun.
Speaker 1: Did is drowned just a little bit? Yeah? Sure. But
Speaker 1: a few seconds later in the river, he was heard shouting,
Speaker 1: help me, I can't swim. I mean, this is one
Speaker 1: of those one time shame on you, two times shame
Speaker 1: on me. Ken Search and Rescue reported to the scene again. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh my god, he's lucky that they even fished him out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they fished him out of the water again, and once
Speaker 1: the rescue boats herded him back to the river bank,
Speaker 1: Dory ran away. This guy's wiley like, he's like a
Speaker 1: great get hold. He's like the worst person, the search
Speaker 1: and rescue spokesperson said. We can't believe the sheer stupidity
Speaker 1: of this individual. This next lads of stories out of
Speaker 1: Jefferson County, Pennsylvania, thirty six year old Andrea Roten and
Speaker 1: her thirty year old boyfriend Jeremy Appleton or in the
Speaker 1: news for all the wrong reasons. Apparently, the two had
Speaker 1: heard about a local family going on vacation, so their
Speaker 1: plan was to wait for them to go to the
Speaker 1: airport and then break into their place and rob them.
Speaker 1: I mean, I will say, at least nobody would be home,
Speaker 1: so you don't hurt anyone, I guess. But what they
Speaker 1: didn't plan for was the couple's flight being delayed, so
Speaker 1: when Andrea and Jeremy broke into the house, they were
Speaker 1: shocked when they walked into the living room and standing
Speaker 1: there in front of them was the woman who lived there.
Speaker 1: You would think the lights on and maybe a car
Speaker 1: in the driveway would be good indication that they're still home,
Speaker 1: But every good burglar knows you have to be prepared
Speaker 1: for surprises like this. That's why, in an act of
Speaker 1: pure genius or possible stupidity, Andrea took off her bra
Speaker 1: and then used it to strap the homeowner into a
Speaker 1: chair oh big as her bra. The two then rummaged
Speaker 1: through the kitchen and stole an unknown amount of prescription
Speaker 1: drugs and then left. Drugs involved interesting while the homeowner
Speaker 1: easily escaped her dirty bra trap and she was able
Speaker 1: to call the cops. What does she look like? I
Speaker 1: don't know, but she's got a set of ease on her.
Speaker 1: She's not wearing a bra, so they're sagging down to
Speaker 1: her legs. At this point, police found the couple a
Speaker 1: few miles down the road with the stolen property, and
Speaker 1: they arrested both of them on multiple charges. It's next
Speaker 1: Laser stories out of Orlando, Florida. The cops got a
Speaker 1: call last week about a forty year old guy named
Speaker 1: Gianfranco Fernandez. He was in the road blocking traffic, and
Speaker 1: maybe the reason why so many people called was because
Speaker 1: Gianfranco was obstructing commuters by doing cartwheels. I mean, it's
Speaker 1: the happiest roadblock every When the cops came, they tried
Speaker 1: to arrest him, but he managed to slip out of
Speaker 1: their hands, and then he tried to cart wheel away
Speaker 1: from them. What is this like, Simone vials? Just unfortunately
Speaker 1: for him, cart wheels aren't actually a great escape move,
Speaker 1: turns out, and cops easily were able to detain him
Speaker 1: again and they arrested him. Oh man, next time he
Speaker 1: used to try handsprings. Yes. Afterwards, one reporter who covered
Speaker 1: the story quipped, cart wheels are not the ninja move.
Speaker 1: This guy thinks they are right. This next laser story
Speaker 1: is out of the world of worry World. A new
Speaker 1: survey asked people which comfort foods they've leaned on the
Speaker 1: most to deal with their stress. Are recounting wine as food.
Speaker 1: I guess if you freeze it and bite into it
Speaker 1: to of soul food lately. So they came back with
Speaker 1: all the responses, and the top answers are really not
Speaker 1: that surprising. Number five, fifty one percent of the public
Speaker 1: say they turned to mac and cheese during crisis. Put
Speaker 1: some hot dogs in that, and I'm like in heaven,
Speaker 1: so versatile. Number four pizza h fifty six percent of
Speaker 1: people chose that. Number three fifty eight percent say they
Speaker 1: stress eat with chocolate or candy. I've been really good,
Speaker 1: but the ice cream I can't stop. What if I'm
Speaker 1: stress eating with all of those A mac and cheese
Speaker 1: pizza topped with her cheese kisses. Yeah. Number two on
Speaker 1: the list is ice cream with fifty oh give it
Speaker 1: to me, And the number one stress eating food for
Speaker 1: people in our country is potato. Chips. Yea, the only
Speaker 1: one I'm not into. You were eating fritos just the
Speaker 1: other day. Those are not potato chips. Okay, they're made
Speaker 1: out of corn. Friedos are not potato chips. They come
Speaker 1: up with potato chips are potatoes. They're made out of potatoes.
Speaker 1: But you're also eating potatos. Yeah, but it's not the
Speaker 1: same text into seven eighty five nine two. Are fritos
Speaker 1: potato too? That is the dumbest statement. Of course they're not.
Speaker 1: According to the number, sixty two percent of us have
Speaker 1: had chips in the last few months. Also, three out
Speaker 1: of four people said that they're eating more comfort foods
Speaker 1: now than they ever have before, and over a third
Speaker 1: of us are eating them at least once a day. Dude,
Speaker 1: I will say yourself, this is on par with my pregnancies. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, dealing with stress with comfort food is one thing.
Speaker 1: But what about comfort humps? Yeah, that's how this guy
Speaker 1: deals with the stress. It's a turtle humping the shoe.
Speaker 1: Much healthier a little bit, he means. Laser stories has
Speaker 1: come in. Then for the day, we'll do it again,
Speaker 1: same time on Wednesday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: Let's take a moment to shine a light on one
Speaker 1: of the most underappreciated things in our lives. Okay, are
Speaker 1: we talking about filters? Oh? We use them for everything,
Speaker 1: but they never get the credit they deserve. Because there's
Speaker 1: air filters that clean the air in our homes and
Speaker 1: our cars. Coffee filters give you that smooth cup of
Speaker 1: morning shoe. I have a filter on my mouth every
Speaker 1: day to make sure I don't say cuss. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: don't forget Instagram filters, which I never have to use
Speaker 1: because I'm so handsome, all right, I mean, if anything,
Speaker 1: I do use them to make myself look ugly or
Speaker 1: so I don't break the Internet with my striking good look.
Speaker 1: That's why Instagram was going to start that Jeffrey filter
Speaker 1: that everybody else exactly. Yeah, you know well, and I
Speaker 1: bet you didn't know. We actually have a very important
Speaker 1: filter that we use on our show. It's called the
Speaker 1: loser Line. It filters out all the undesirables trying to
Speaker 1: hit on you. That's right, So time to clean out
Speaker 1: the filter and play a brand new batch of loser
Speaker 1: Line messages coming up at seven ten squit a minute.
Speaker 1: Is this the right number? It's the loser Line just
Speaker 1: call me back. If you haven't heard the loser line before.
Speaker 1: It works like this. Let's say someone approaches you while
Speaker 1: you're out at the club and uses this charming pickup
Speaker 1: line on you, a girl, Oh is it cool if
Speaker 1: I tie your shoes? Because I'm not letting you fall
Speaker 1: for anyone else but me. Batman's I mean, without the voice,
Speaker 1: I kind of liked it. Whatever you do, don't call
Speaker 1: the good people at Arkham Asylum to tell him to
Speaker 1: take him away. Instead, tell him you'd like to play
Speaker 1: with his grappling hook a little bit. And that's when
Speaker 1: you get in the number to the loser line. My utility.
Speaker 1: So hopefully he calls you and leaves an awkward voicemail
Speaker 1: that we can play on the air. Voicemails like this one.
Speaker 1: Next message, Yo, chero goes, come on. It's like, uh you,
Speaker 1: but it's like ten o'clock or something where you are.
Speaker 1: That's it's what girl, You gotta call me back. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it really sounds like he's at a party by himself. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think it was just him Year's Eve and you'll
Speaker 1: never guess, but it was not midnight yet, so he
Speaker 1: called back. Next message, girl, it's um it's New Year's,
Speaker 1: New Year's zve. You gotta give me a call back.
Speaker 1: Where do you got going on? Which it's like it's
Speaker 1: almost midnight, so give me a call back. You gotta
Speaker 1: be alone. I'm alone. Who So that's the only time
Speaker 1: you'll ever hear somebody cheer at you're saying, I'm alone. Yeah,
Speaker 1: good for you, Meg. The sounds like brook on just
Speaker 1: a normal night. I only support this guy. What do
Speaker 1: you say if we do this one more time? Because yes,
Speaker 1: he did call back again. Next message, ger No, you're
Speaker 1: come on, Gerl, come on, Geryl got her come the
Speaker 1: best one of the year already, Yes, and it's every
Speaker 1: of the year's ef I've ever experienced, like real excited
Speaker 1: at the beginning realizing the night wasn't going to be
Speaker 1: one of the and then just it's a real journey
Speaker 1: and you know that. Five minutes after that he passed out.
Speaker 1: Remember you can get the special Loser line number if
Speaker 1: you text the word loser l oser two seven eight
Speaker 1: five nine two, have somebody call it and we can
Speaker 1: play their voicemail on the air. Voicemails like this one.
Speaker 1: Next message, Hi, Katie, this is I just wanted to
Speaker 1: call you back again and talk to you about these
Speaker 1: solar panels we were talking about. I know you had
Speaker 1: mentioned you really care about the environment like the rest
Speaker 1: of us, and you know, there's these solar panels. They'll
Speaker 1: really help you out a lot. They'll help out the
Speaker 1: environment to Mother Nature will really appreciate it. And on
Speaker 1: top of that, you'll stay so much money, hundreds and
Speaker 1: hundreds of dollars every month on your electricity bill. It's
Speaker 1: a win win situation. It's actually not just an investment
Speaker 1: in yourself, it's an investment in mother Nature as well,
Speaker 1: you know, And I think that's that's the biggest thing.
Speaker 1: You know. We're all just trying to respect the land
Speaker 1: that we live on and give back to everybody. So
Speaker 1: let me know we are ready to go whenever you
Speaker 1: are for the environment. Um, you have a great day now,
Speaker 1: bye bye. Next. Is anyone else feel like Mother Nature
Speaker 1: is involved in a pyramid? Same? It's possible. I don't
Speaker 1: know why this guy got the loser line though. I
Speaker 1: feel like women are so jaded. Now. This sounds like
Speaker 1: a genuine guy that cares about the environment and went
Speaker 1: to some girls like do you care about saving Mother Nature?
Speaker 1: And the woman was like okay, perv, all right, I'm
Speaker 1: giving you the loser line. I feel think he's a
Speaker 1: p No, it was sincere next message you been gone.
Speaker 1: I can't read the first time, Henry, I'm so loving. Yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: thank you, No, I get what I want. Oh my god. Right,
Speaker 1: I know eve been like twenty minutes since you left
Speaker 1: my apartment, but I just want to say I really
Speaker 1: miss you, and hopefully you really liked hanging out with me.
Speaker 1: Um and you liked that little song that I did
Speaker 1: because I can keep singing it for you over and
Speaker 1: over again. Since you been God, I can breathe saw
Speaker 1: the first time. Yeah, yeah, thank for you. Hi head
Speaker 1: was great, Na, since you've been gone? Next missing? Oh wow,
Speaker 1: I love the craziest. I love that. I don't think
Speaker 1: she grasped the purpose of that song. It's a breakup song. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's glad that you're gone. Could finally breathe. Okay, least
Speaker 1: she's a good singer though. Yeah. Yeah, but I would
Speaker 1: not want to be stuck in a room with that
Speaker 1: woman for more than ten She's living her own musical.
Speaker 1: Yeah you walk in, She's like, yes, it is bad. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you we need to hook her up with the New
Speaker 1: Year's guy in the Loser line regularly at this time
Speaker 1: every week. Your phone TAP's coming up right after this,
Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. All right, it's time
Speaker 1: for your phone tap. And recently we got an email
Speaker 1: from a local orthodonist who wanted us to prank their
Speaker 1: new receptionist at the front desk. And so apparently she
Speaker 1: just started working there about a month ago, and already
Speaker 1: she's had to handle some unusual questions from patients about
Speaker 1: dental procedures that she just does not know how to answer.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love besting with new hires. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's so easy. So her boss just told her, you know,
Speaker 1: in those situations, do your best to stay professional no
Speaker 1: matter what. Right, Well, today we're going to put her
Speaker 1: to the test with a few bizarre patient requests just
Speaker 1: to see how she handles them. In your phone tap
Speaker 1: right now the twenties. Thank you for calling Orthodonics. My
Speaker 1: name is Lynn. How can I help you? Hi, my
Speaker 1: name's Matthew. I have an appointment to get my wisdom
Speaker 1: teeth taken out coming up here. Okay, story just calling
Speaker 1: to confirm or no. I was just curious for this
Speaker 1: type of procedure they knock you out right, the oral
Speaker 1: surgeon will use sedation anesthesia. Yes, yeah, see, I don't
Speaker 1: think that's going to work. Are you maybe like allergic
Speaker 1: or oh no, no, I'm not allergic. It's just that
Speaker 1: regular anesthesia doesn't really work on me, you know, all right? Yeah,
Speaker 1: because I know that that's what they normally give you.
Speaker 1: But I broke my foot a few months ago and
Speaker 1: they had to put me under for surgery and that
Speaker 1: did not go well. So it's not like super wild
Speaker 1: to use like the sedation anesthesia. I thought your experience
Speaker 1: will be way better here. No, I don't think so,
Speaker 1: because you know, they put the mask over your face
Speaker 1: and then they tell you to count down from ten
Speaker 1: to one. Sure though a normal procedure we do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well I got to negative eighty seven and then they
Speaker 1: finally asked me to stop counting. Wow. Yeah, it's just
Speaker 1: general anesthesia just does not work on me. So I
Speaker 1: don't know. Maybe you could just tell the doctor that
Speaker 1: I'll bring my own and then we'll be good to go. No,
Speaker 1: so we can't have you bring in your own medication,
Speaker 1: especially something that's not pretty described. It's totally cool because
Speaker 1: I've had a few surgeries over the years. Actually, and
Speaker 1: at this point I just make all my own anesthesia
Speaker 1: at home in my bathtub, and all the other doctors
Speaker 1: have said it's fine, but you're not allowed to use
Speaker 1: any type of like illegal drugs like before the surgery here. No,
Speaker 1: it's not bad. Like I can give you the recipe
Speaker 1: if you want. It's no, thank you, that's very kind
Speaker 1: of you. Button. It's just a few leaders of liquid
Speaker 1: tail and all PM, and then I mix in a
Speaker 1: little black market cough syrup and then I top it
Speaker 1: off just a sprinkle of elephant tranquilizers and then here
Speaker 1: we go. It's like and then out, wow, I have
Speaker 1: never heard of that before. That sounds like a lot, yeah,
Speaker 1: a different things. I'm not surprised you haven't heard of it.
Speaker 1: It's my own little personal recipe. I call it Drowsy
Speaker 1: Dumbo because it knocks you out cold, but at the
Speaker 1: same time, you also feel like you're kind of flying,
Speaker 1: okay because real good. No, definitely not going to suggest
Speaker 1: doing that before your surgery here with us. Oh, I
Speaker 1: get it, I get it. You guys just don't want
Speaker 1: to deal with the insurance risk, right, I'll just have
Speaker 1: my mom inject me in the parking lot. No, I
Speaker 1: definitely don't suggest doing that. She's done it a bunch,
Speaker 1: she doesn't care anymore. It's fine, Okay, thank you for
Speaker 1: that information. I am going to warn you though. The
Speaker 1: injection needle is pretty huge, because you know, it's meant
Speaker 1: for elephants, so I might be bleeding when my mom
Speaker 1: carries me in. I would just have some gauze ready,
Speaker 1: wrap it around the injection site, and then I'll be
Speaker 1: good for the surgery. Oh wow, that's not gonna work.
Speaker 1: You can't come into the office meeting. Okay, Well, can
Speaker 1: you have like an assistant come and meet me out
Speaker 1: in the parking lot and they can gauze me there. No,
Speaker 1: I definitely would not feel comfortable sending anybody out to
Speaker 1: patch you up in the parking lot. I don't know
Speaker 1: if we're really going to be able to do this
Speaker 1: surgery now. I just I'm definitely going to have to
Speaker 1: tell the doctor. No. I mean, that's fine, go and
Speaker 1: tell the doctor whatever, But can you also tell him
Speaker 1: that during the surgery he should talk to me in
Speaker 1: a baby voice. Excuse me? Yeah, Like if he whispers
Speaker 1: in a baby voice and tells me to be a
Speaker 1: good boy and not wet myself during the procedure. Oh wow,
Speaker 1: that would really help me because it's happened before, and
Speaker 1: when the doctors don't tell me that, it's just it's
Speaker 1: a huge mess. Okay, don't have that in the notes.
Speaker 1: Could you put it in there? I will. Could you
Speaker 1: please just tell me your full name. I know I
Speaker 1: told you my name was Matthew, but it's actually Jeffrey Jeffrey. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Why would you tell me a different name than before? Well,
Speaker 1: because I kind of need to tell you that this
Speaker 1: is actually a prank phone call. Worry about that? Are
Speaker 1: you joking? Yeah, this is actually Jeffrey from the radio
Speaker 1: show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a
Speaker 1: phone tapp on your Oh my gosh. I was literally
Speaker 1: freaking out. Oh wow. I mean your boss Mark set
Speaker 1: you up and said you've been doing such an amazing
Speaker 1: job since you started last month. You wanted to have
Speaker 1: a little bit of fun with you. Wow. Well, I'm glow.
Speaker 1: That was fun for you. It could be fun for
Speaker 1: you too, if you want to come over and try
Speaker 1: some drowsy Dumbo, just to let me know how it is.
Speaker 1: I mean, I have a fresh batch. I just took
Speaker 1: out of the tub. Come on, oh, I think week
Speaker 1: up every morning, the twenties, Broke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: It's almost time for your brand new second Date update.
Speaker 1: And while it might seem at first glance that all
Speaker 1: the personalities on this show are very different, yeah that's true.
Speaker 1: The truth is the people in this room actually have
Speaker 1: more in common than we realize, and all it took
Speaker 1: was one listener to show us and bring us all
Speaker 1: together on the phone. Right now, we have a man
Speaker 1: who might possibly be Alexis's dream date, kind of Jose's
Speaker 1: life twin. Really for Brooke, well, let's just say she's
Speaker 1: probably hooked up with this dude's older brother in the
Speaker 1: back of his stolen Geo Metro, you know. So he's
Speaker 1: like a rich Hill's more roomy than you would expect.
Speaker 1: So who is this beloved mystery man that we all
Speaker 1: can relate to? And more importantly, how is it possible
Speaker 1: that he's not getting a call back after his epic
Speaker 1: date idea? And we're going to find out in your
Speaker 1: brand new second Date update right after this second Date update.
Speaker 1: How do you impress a classy lady money? I don't
Speaker 1: think anyone on this show is even remotely qualified to
Speaker 1: answer that question. But I'm gonna go ahead. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: take a stab at it. Okay. First of all, where underwear?
Speaker 1: I don't know if my husband never wears him? Okay, again,
Speaker 1: I said, impressing a classy lady. And second, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go with give her some sort of shrimp tower. Oh,
Speaker 1: I was going to say all you can eat buffet
Speaker 1: was also top of my lad Shrimp towers are class?
Speaker 1: Are they good? Yeah? I don't know. The fact that
Speaker 1: Brooks liked them. Brook likes them makes me feel like
Speaker 1: I've been wrong. Tower of any food I'm in? Yeah? Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: maybe we should just ask the guy who emailed in
Speaker 1: for help today. His name is Sean. Hey, Sean, tell
Speaker 1: me about the classy lady that you had to impress.
Speaker 1: What's her name? Her name is Kat with a K?
Speaker 1: Not just like an animal. We're getting sidetracked by towers
Speaker 1: and shrimp Sean. Where did you meet Kat with a K?
Speaker 1: We met online? Okay, So what did you like about her?
Speaker 1: She was very cute based on her pictures, and she
Speaker 1: seemed really nice. So I talked her on the phone
Speaker 1: and her laugh was amazing. That's so sweet. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: you know, and we we clicked really well. And I
Speaker 1: asked her having on the date. Okay, and so Jeff
Speaker 1: keeps calling her class. See does that come from you?
Speaker 1: That's what he said in his email. Oh okay, okay,
Speaker 1: So were you nervous going into this date because it
Speaker 1: sounds like you were really excited. To be honest, I was.
Speaker 1: I was a little bit nervous. I got the impression
Speaker 1: that she did come from like money or something, and
Speaker 1: I'm like a working class guys though, you know, I
Speaker 1: just I wanted to maybe class it up. You know,
Speaker 1: I don't really know what I'm doing. But that's like
Speaker 1: every Lifetime movie out there, So this sounds like it's
Speaker 1: meant to be. It's hard, and those movies are usually
Speaker 1: the other way around. It's usually the guys really rich
Speaker 1: and she's like a bumbling idiot. Okay, and Titanic. So
Speaker 1: what did you go with, Sean? How did you impress Cat? So?
Speaker 1: I got a limos? You bought a limo or you
Speaker 1: rented a limo? No, we went on a limo date.
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's like a service where you sit
Speaker 1: inside a limo for like two hours and you drive
Speaker 1: around the city drinking. That is class. It is. I
Speaker 1: like it, did you talk with a British accents? It's like,
Speaker 1: did y'all use your tensils? Sean? How did it go?
Speaker 1: What did Kat think of the limit? Well? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think she liked it. It was kind of hard
Speaker 1: to tell, I guess, but she was making you drive
Speaker 1: and put the divider outside. Yeah, how was it hard
Speaker 1: to tell? I mean if I if a dude showed
Speaker 1: up to pick me up in a limo, I'd be
Speaker 1: like what I first? Yeah, I'd be freaking out. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I thought that was a pretty good move. I mean,
Speaker 1: you know, at least at the start. Yeah, I cook
Speaker 1: up with you. Did you did you see the limo pants?
Speaker 1: Come on? Did you think it was a bad move
Speaker 1: at some point? When you say it like that, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, two and a half hours in
Speaker 1: her in a limo, it is kind of a long time.
Speaker 1: I mean the first hour was pretty great, but I
Speaker 1: don't know, maybe she got bored or something, kind of
Speaker 1: run out of things to do. You can only so
Speaker 1: many times. It's like when you start a road trip
Speaker 1: and you're like really high and you got your mixtape
Speaker 1: in road trips? No, like excited? I think you meant
Speaker 1: what you sing it along and then you know, eventually
Speaker 1: an actual road radio down road set. So I just
Speaker 1: want to understand in the entire two and a half hours,
Speaker 1: you never got out of the limo, Like, how did
Speaker 1: it go? What did you guys do in there? Well?
Speaker 1: I was like, hey, you know, tell me, you know
Speaker 1: where you like to get a milk shape, and so
Speaker 1: we go get a milkshakee oh that's cute. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: was like, where do you like to get French fries?
Speaker 1: So we go get French fries and so you know,
Speaker 1: we ended up accumulating all this food again, cute for
Speaker 1: forty five minutes two hours. So what was like the
Speaker 1: highlight of the evening, like the best moment when you
Speaker 1: think back to your fast food limo ride? Well, I
Speaker 1: guess it was. You know when we went out onto
Speaker 1: the roof of the limo, we stuck our heads out.
Speaker 1: We're just looking at the city and nuggets, you know that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is alexis nice. Yeah, we all would sign up
Speaker 1: for that. Yeah, but how did your date in the
Speaker 1: limo end? And it's good? We kissed? Oh, you did
Speaker 1: like one kiss or were you making out in the backseat.
Speaker 1: It was like a you know, half makeout kind of thing,
Speaker 1: nothing serious, half make it. I'm picturing just the bottom lip,
Speaker 1: so yeah, okay, that's how the rich people do it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: It wasn't like a long makeout or it wasn't really short.
Speaker 1: It was like kind of like in the middle, like
Speaker 1: you know, you're at a wedding, you're getting married. Okay,
Speaker 1: very specific, I mean, but a description like that and
Speaker 1: the end of an evening like that, I'm guessing you
Speaker 1: thought there was going to be another date. I assume
Speaker 1: there would be, yes, because it sounds like things went great,
Speaker 1: I mean, despite maybe it went a little long. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well since then have you guys spoke? Have there been
Speaker 1: any conversations since? Yeah, not on the phone, but we
Speaker 1: have been texting. Okay. I asked her out and she said, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I have to schedule it, and then you know, I
Speaker 1: didn't hear from her, and then I was like, well,
Speaker 1: you know, how's your scheduling going? And nothing? Yeah, nothing
Speaker 1: you ever heard anything since? Yeah? I mean she said,
Speaker 1: still scheduling, and so I don't know. I think she's
Speaker 1: bought me off. It's a classy way to blow you off.
Speaker 1: But you know those classy ladies, they're always really busy,
Speaker 1: and hopefully we can find her at a not busy
Speaker 1: time because we're gonna play a song. We'll call her,
Speaker 1: and we're gonna try and get you a second day
Speaker 1: up date. Okay, Sean, she could be in another limo
Speaker 1: right now. If he had another limo right now, I
Speaker 1: think that would be very weird. We're gonna find out.
Speaker 1: Let's play a song. We'll do it right after this, Sean,
Speaker 1: I want you to know we're going to do our
Speaker 1: best to get you another shot with Kat. But if
Speaker 1: it doesn't work out, there are four people in this
Speaker 1: room who are willing to date you right really, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: because if you missed it. Sean wanted to impress Cat
Speaker 1: for their first hangout and decided to take her for
Speaker 1: a limo ride, visiting all their favorite fast food spots.
Speaker 1: Cut more. Think about this, it's really creative, awesome. They
Speaker 1: spent two hours driving around, looking at views, eating nuggets,
Speaker 1: and I just I don't get this girl because if
Speaker 1: I were her, Sean, you and I would be in
Speaker 1: a limo right now and we would not be vertical
Speaker 1: you hear me, I hear you. Man. Is it a compliment? Down,
Speaker 1: It's more than a compliment. All right, he'd be your
Speaker 1: big mac, is what you're saying. Definitely, I'm up for
Speaker 1: anything when it's a limo and fast food. I thought
Speaker 1: for sure you're going to choose to be the special sauce.
Speaker 1: But whatever. All right, Sean, are you still with us? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I'm here. You know, I was getting into it. We're
Speaker 1: stoked on your date. Man, we are, we are. And
Speaker 1: I feel like if she, I don't know, for whatever reason,
Speaker 1: possibly like look down on the fact that you went
Speaker 1: to fast food. You don't want to date that girl.
Speaker 1: She's not any fun to earth, you know. So hopefully
Speaker 1: there's a different reason. There's no way she could say
Speaker 1: that now because she was totally into it. Okay. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you said she helped pick some of those places.
Speaker 1: You were asking her what she liked, right, that's right?
Speaker 1: So okay, yeah, that can't be all right, Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: let's get to the bottom of it. I'm gonna dial
Speaker 1: Cat's number and we're gonna see what she says. You ready, yes,
Speaker 1: all right, here we go, man. Hello, Hi, is this Cat? Yeah?
Speaker 1: This is my name's jeff work on a morning radio
Speaker 1: show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Um, okay,
Speaker 1: the reason I'm calling is because we do a segment
Speaker 1: on our show called a second Date Update, where if
Speaker 1: you go out with someone and afterwards, if that person
Speaker 1: isn't calling you back, you can email our show to
Speaker 1: help you figure out the reason why. Okay, Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: So that's what we're doing. Yeah, it's fun, all right.
Speaker 1: It means you went out with somebody recently who had
Speaker 1: a great time with you and his name is Sean.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, Okay is that a good wow? A lot
Speaker 1: of laughter on your end. That sounds good, don't I
Speaker 1: don't know about Sean? Okay that that phrase doesn't match
Speaker 1: your reactions, all right. So obviously Sean has been trying
Speaker 1: to get a hold of you, and it's been a
Speaker 1: little bit touch and go. According to him, what did
Speaker 1: he tell you about the date? If the date sounded
Speaker 1: awesome from what he told us, he said, he rented
Speaker 1: a limo and you guys drove around the city checking
Speaker 1: out the sites, got a bunch of fast food from
Speaker 1: your favorite spots like you did. Fries in one place,
Speaker 1: milkshake and another even mentioned a kiss at the very end. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm trying to read your emotions here, Kat,
Speaker 1: and it just sounds very possible. I'm sorry. It was
Speaker 1: really fun at the start of it, okay, but you know,
Speaker 1: like after that first hour or so, like being the limo,
Speaker 1: like it was just it smelled like there was half
Speaker 1: food reever and half eaten food, you know. I mean
Speaker 1: he did say that he thought that maybe it went
Speaker 1: on a little bit too long, but that wouldn't be
Speaker 1: a reason to like not call somebody back. You have
Speaker 1: to rent a limo, Like, if you rent it for
Speaker 1: two hours, you gotta stay get your money's worth. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was just I mean, the windows are down a
Speaker 1: lot because it's smelled, and they don't have controls over
Speaker 1: the windows in the back there. Well we had them
Speaker 1: down because it smelled, and I mean I was just worried.
Speaker 1: Maybe it was like body functions, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: it was the weird smell more than just the smell
Speaker 1: of the food. Yeah. Yeah, it wasn't the most romantic
Speaker 1: scene after an hour, Yeah, grosser than I mean, but
Speaker 1: didn't you like him? I mean, okay, yeah, the smell
Speaker 1: kind of ruined the romantic vibe, but like him as
Speaker 1: a person. Like the first hour, you guys had a
Speaker 1: great time, and you still ended up having a like
Speaker 1: really sweet kiss at the end of the night. He said, yeah,
Speaker 1: because we got a really good vibe from his personality
Speaker 1: just talking with him a little bit. How did you feel? Yeah,
Speaker 1: he did kiss me, and that was fine. It was
Speaker 1: not exactly the best kiss I've ever had, but you
Speaker 1: know it was nice. Okay. But then he brought out
Speaker 1: he brought it a backpack with like betting in it,
Speaker 1: what I mean. To his credit, he did say, you know,
Speaker 1: it's just an option. It we wanted to say, what
Speaker 1: was the option? I don't understand what the option was.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm assuming maybe for the night in
Speaker 1: the limo. Just what did they just park it limo?
Speaker 1: I hope nobody knows that RV amongst the French fry
Speaker 1: packets and the disgusting A rappers. You guys are laughing,
Speaker 1: but that still sounds fun. A Limo Fortnite like that
Speaker 1: sounds like your apartment, Jose. Okay, but you said no
Speaker 1: to that, Yeah, I declined because it was the first
Speaker 1: time we went out, Okay. And then when I declined.
Speaker 1: He said that he had edibles we could taste. This
Speaker 1: is sounding more like my apartment. Are you sure? I
Speaker 1: don't think it was to I'm pretty sure it was Sean.
Speaker 1: But all right, so he offered to let you sleep
Speaker 1: with him inside the limo overnight and then wanted you
Speaker 1: to partake in some recreational activities. Yeah, it was interesting. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: obviously you guys are talking to him, so I guess
Speaker 1: you could tell him that thank you, like I had
Speaker 1: a great time, but I just want to be friends. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we could tell him that, or if you wanted to cat,
Speaker 1: you could tell him yourself. Because I need to let
Speaker 1: you know. Sean's actually on the other line listening. Oh god, okay,
Speaker 1: I think it's okayed to hear this cat. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: he may be out of it. So yeah, Sean there,
Speaker 1: wake up, Sean Love. What are you? Did you hear
Speaker 1: what she was saying? Sean? Oh man, that's a little
Speaker 1: bit embarrassing. I gotta be honest. What so that's true?
Speaker 1: What am I doing? Like the Dutch oven thing and
Speaker 1: the limo? Yeah, it's more of like a hot apple pie.
Speaker 1: But yeah, we don't need this imagery. But it's kind
Speaker 1: of a funny response. So I like that you're leaning in.
Speaker 1: I do. I do. I like the early Sean. You
Speaker 1: need to talk to Kat and tell her, like, what
Speaker 1: were you thinking? What was going on in your head
Speaker 1: when you were doing all? I don't know. I guess
Speaker 1: that was nervous and I get a nervous stomach. So
Speaker 1: you can understand that Cat a little bit, can't you.
Speaker 1: I could barely understand that he was saying. I feel
Speaker 1: like he's had a few edibles before. He's just embarrassed Cat.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's an embarrassing thing. He didn't mean for
Speaker 1: it to backfire. He liked you a lot. I mean, Sean,
Speaker 1: can you kind of explain the whole bedding thing, like
Speaker 1: did you wanted to spend the night? It was just
Speaker 1: it was just like an option, you know, like I
Speaker 1: could have bought the limo for the rest of the
Speaker 1: night and just wanted to have that, like if you
Speaker 1: wanted to, you know, I don't know. He's trying to
Speaker 1: show you a good time. But maybe maybe Sean, you
Speaker 1: invite her back to your place. Yeah, it doesn't cost
Speaker 1: eight hundred dollars to see you dropped the bomb? Yeah,
Speaker 1: what is happening right? Now dropped my soda. STO, Oh
Speaker 1: you're a mess. Tell Kat, how would you like her? Kat?
Speaker 1: I like you a lot and uh, and I would
Speaker 1: spend more money on you limo or whatever you want.
Speaker 1: I promise it's fun about the money. I just I
Speaker 1: don't know. I had fun, I did, and I enjoyed
Speaker 1: hanging out with you, but I just at the end
Speaker 1: it just got really weird with the betting and the edibles,
Speaker 1: and then when I said I didn't want an edible,
Speaker 1: you had offered me a joint And I just don't
Speaker 1: really do that kind of stuff. If you don't love
Speaker 1: me at my nuggets, then you don't deserve me at
Speaker 1: my caviar. Oh yeah, I saw that on a poster.
Speaker 1: There's probably a reason why you went to the Taco
Speaker 1: Bell drive through three times. O. Good side. A lot
Speaker 1: of this is making more sense, but I do need
Speaker 1: to ask Kat, would you be willing to go out
Speaker 1: on another day with Sean. It doesn't have to be fast,
Speaker 1: no limo, no limos, no substances. Yeah, well come on, well,
Speaker 1: if Sean can you do it? I don't know, come on,
Speaker 1: come on. I'm leaning towards no, just because I just
Speaker 1: don't do that kind of stuff, and I don't think
Speaker 1: that's a good fit. And I'm sorry. Hey, it's cool.
Speaker 1: You don't have to do it. You could just watch
Speaker 1: me do it. Does that sound interesting? Cat? Um? No, Well, Sean,
Speaker 1: looks like we're not gonna be able to get you
Speaker 1: another day. But there's no denying that you're obviously a
Speaker 1: good host. That's right, You're just not a good good
Speaker 1: dat what did you spill? Now? And broke and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning. I know they say that there's an
Speaker 1: app for everything, Yeah, there is, but it's not completely true.
Speaker 1: Mist there are still some that I wish they would make, Okay,
Speaker 1: like a microwave app where you could just put stuff
Speaker 1: on top of your phone and it'll heat it up instantly.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, my bean and cheese burrito's ready. No, it
Speaker 1: smells so good, so my cancers tumor. I just got
Speaker 1: from that experience and I don't have to wait to
Speaker 1: eat this thing. Can't make a call for thirty minutes.
Speaker 1: Or what about a breathman tap where you just pop
Speaker 1: your phone in your mouth and it flash sanitizes SMS
Speaker 1: on your phone and flash like explosion in your Yeah,
Speaker 1: I smell like Peppermint, but we don't get the big phone.
Speaker 1: I just wish there was an app to where you
Speaker 1: could reconnect with somebody that you felt a vibe with
Speaker 1: and you never got their name or number. Oh you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. That way you could track down
Speaker 1: that person that ran away from you at Walmart. Oh
Speaker 1: that sounds I don't really look some sort of like
Speaker 1: miss connections. Okay, Oh what's that yeah thing already? Oh okay.
Speaker 1: Producer boy is saying that that app already exists. Yea,
Speaker 1: but not the pregnant one. All right, good work, tech nerds,
Speaker 1: But he dropped the ball on that one. And I
Speaker 1: guess we're just gonna have to go with what we
Speaker 1: have available to us. So brand new Creigslist Misconnections. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's coming up at eight. I'm on it. At Misconnections.
Speaker 1: That was me staring there's only two places to find
Speaker 1: true love in this world. One is under the ranch
Speaker 1: dressing fountain at the restaurant Chicken and Things. You find
Speaker 1: me there. They don't tell you what the things are, though,
Speaker 1: the others on the pages of craigslist dot org. We
Speaker 1: comb that website every week to find the best that
Speaker 1: Misconnections has to offer, Like this first one titled mister
Speaker 1: Semigloss looking for a color match Man for Woman twenty
Speaker 1: seven paint store. All right, you were the cute Filipino
Speaker 1: sales girl with the broken leg. Oh no, that is
Speaker 1: very specific. I think that if she is hearing this,
Speaker 1: she knows I was the large chested Italian with the
Speaker 1: black fedora and heavy wallet. Yeah, you had those wheelie crutches,
Speaker 1: and you rolled over to help me pick out a
Speaker 1: good paint color from my office. As you rang me up,
Speaker 1: I tried to flirt with you by using one of
Speaker 1: my best pickup lines, but instead, a piece of sandwich
Speaker 1: flew out of my mouth and landed on your arm.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, I don't want to know how long it
Speaker 1: had been the piece. I offered to remove it for you,
Speaker 1: but you declined and kept on ringing me up with
Speaker 1: my masticated Deli meat attached to your warm, olive skin.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's like a whole pepperoniers. I feel
Speaker 1: bad for her. I then insisted on taking care of it,
Speaker 1: but you sternly told me no, Yah, don't, and that
Speaker 1: it's yours now. No. In that moment, I was so
Speaker 1: turned on I almost jumped across the counter to kiss
Speaker 1: you hard on your mouth lips. Oh my god. Instead
Speaker 1: I left in silence, shocked and enamored. God, you still
Speaker 1: have a piece of me with you. Did you save
Speaker 1: it or do something more naughty? Perhaps maybe she was
Speaker 1: just hungry. Gosh, you're gonna be nauseous chow until we
Speaker 1: meet again. Mia Moore signed Lorenzo A dude. She left
Speaker 1: it all. She kind of liked it, Okay, she wasn't
Speaker 1: grossed out. This next missconnection is titled I wanted to
Speaker 1: buy drugs from you, but instead you're dumb woman for
Speaker 1: ma'am twenty two Downtown valet station, Okay says most of
Speaker 1: my friends told me if I wanted to get faded,
Speaker 1: I should meet you for the hook up. Just one problem,
Speaker 1: no one told me how freaking cute you were. Ufortable.
Speaker 1: He's good quality, but he's also cute as hack. When
Speaker 1: I pulled up to the valet area, you asked me
Speaker 1: if I was coming in for dinner, and I responded
Speaker 1: by rolling down my window and just blurting out the
Speaker 1: word drugs. Said there or something time. You gave me
Speaker 1: the yeah and told me to pull forward to an
Speaker 1: open space. As I did that, I realized I forgot
Speaker 1: my credit card, so I took off. He's gonna run
Speaker 1: a visa on the drugs. Yeah. Just ten minutes later
Speaker 1: I was back. But you're less attractive blonde friends said
Speaker 1: I couldn't buy the stuff on credit. Yeah, so I
Speaker 1: came back again a half hour later, this time with
Speaker 1: a debit card. No, how was I supposed to know
Speaker 1: you wouldn't take that either. She comes back after time.
Speaker 1: You guys sake bit going, why do I feel like
Speaker 1: this is alexis trying to I mean, I don't mean
Speaker 1: to insult you, but just gets it's good that you don't.
Speaker 1: I sped off again and was so mad. I considered
Speaker 1: telling my dad about you know who my dad so
Speaker 1: he could buy the Valet company and get you fired.
Speaker 1: But like I said, you were super cute, So I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna let it pass as long as you give
Speaker 1: the drugs to my uglier friend tomorrow night. Her name
Speaker 1: is Shana with Why are you just calling her out now?
Speaker 1: If you see this message me that signed Sasha with
Speaker 1: a Sea oh Manella, Sasha and her friends are gonna
Speaker 1: get arrested and she's the only one not going to jail. Okay,
Speaker 1: if my dad's gonna buy the jail. My dad's the sheriff.
Speaker 1: This next misconnection is titled you're my highway honey bucket
Speaker 1: man for a woman thirty nine gas station like that. No,
Speaker 1: I wanted it to end at honey. Oh yeah, dad bucket.
Speaker 1: It's a completely different statement. It's only changes face. He says.
Speaker 1: You were the mighty fane brunette working behind the gas
Speaker 1: station counter. I was the rugged Southern gentleman with the
Speaker 1: funky backwards tooth. Baard wait, so it's like arched out.
Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe he's seeing her mouth from the inside. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he says, I asked you to put forty dollars on
Speaker 1: pump number two, and that's when we made eye contact.
Speaker 1: In the next thirty seconds, I noticed two very important
Speaker 1: things about you. One, your eyes are very uneven, oh,
Speaker 1: just like my sisters. And two, even though you were
Speaker 1: pretty small on top, I was into it, just how
Speaker 1: I like. That's like someone going to me, like, you
Speaker 1: know what, you're ugly, but I like ugly. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: like it. Calm cave on top. Needless to say, I
Speaker 1: was intrigued. And that's when we got to talking and laughing,
Speaker 1: and before you knew it. I was making my honey
Speaker 1: badger neck tattoo growl for you, raw girl. Okay, now
Speaker 1: you won me over. I didn't tell you this, but
Speaker 1: ready to be blown away. That tattoo was drawn on
Speaker 1: not from a picture, but from a real life honey
Speaker 1: badger out in the wild. I swear to God the
Speaker 1: honey badger drew the photo picture. Don't believe me. No,
Speaker 1: let's share a beer or five this Saturday night and
Speaker 1: make some bad decisions together. I'm just imagining a honey
Speaker 1: badger doing a self portrait of himself with like a
Speaker 1: little French hat on. You know, it sounds like that
Speaker 1: guy got the drugs from the person in the other
Speaker 1: It sounded sincerely Brogan the Grogan. Oh, what a good
Speaker 1: name for him. I want to spend an evening with
Speaker 1: the Brogan. Those are your Craigslist misconnections, Broken Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the morning, Broke going for wind numerous six today, and
Speaker 1: you're gonna be playing a first timer on win Brooks Bucks.
Speaker 1: Nova from Seattle? What's up? Nova? Hither? Your name is awesome? Though? Nova? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know it's actually short for Donovan. But I don't
Speaker 1: feel like a Dawn or a Donnie, I'm more of
Speaker 1: a Nova. I was gonna go just oo for a
Speaker 1: while because it's the middle of Brook, but it didn't
Speaker 1: have a shame range. Yeah, Novah's cooler than oo oh. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, let's send ooh out of the out of
Speaker 1: the room. Yeah, and while that happens, Nova, you know
Speaker 1: how the game's played. You have thirty seconds stanswer as
Speaker 1: many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just
Speaker 1: say pass. You have to be oo outright to win.
Speaker 1: You're ready on It's your time starts now. On this
Speaker 1: day in nineteen sixty nine, the first human transplant occurred.
Speaker 1: For which Oregon, the eye, the heart, or the lung
Speaker 1: long Richard Sherman was with the Seattle Seahawks for seven years.
Speaker 1: What position did he plays? Tasmania is an island located
Speaker 1: in which country Australia. What's the name given to the
Speaker 1: earliest time period known on Earth? Ice Age stone Age
Speaker 1: or Bronze Age stone Age? Who played the role of C. J.
Speaker 1: Parker on the hit TV show Baywatch. Al Right, time
Speaker 1: is up. Let's bring Brook back into the studio and Nova.
Speaker 1: Your interesting fact that you told our producer is that
Speaker 1: you have two dogs. I do. Those dogs also seem
Speaker 1: to have interesting names. What are they? Sushi and onion?
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, they're not puppies, but they're fun.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you are the king of good names.
Speaker 1: We need to call if I ever had a baby again,
Speaker 1: I'll call you first. Okay, okay. I wish you could
Speaker 1: text us pictures, but I don't think we can get
Speaker 1: pictures to our text line. You can email us though
Speaker 1: finders on the website. I want pictures of sushi and onions.
Speaker 1: All right? At it? Oh you ready? Your time starts now.
Speaker 1: On this day in nineteen sixty nine, the first human
Speaker 1: transplant occurred. For which Oregon, the eye, the heart, or
Speaker 1: the lung? All right? Richard Sherman was with the Seattle
Speaker 1: Seahawks for seven years. What position did he play? Tight end?
Speaker 1: Tasmania is an island located in which country Australia. What's
Speaker 1: the name given to the earliest time period known on Earth?
Speaker 1: Ice Age, stone Age or Bronze Age? M stone Age.
Speaker 1: Who played the role of C. J. Parker on the
Speaker 1: hit TV show Baywash. All right, answers are in. Let's
Speaker 1: go to the scoreboard. See how you both did with
Speaker 1: Jose three two one othing. Wow, okayogize, Yeah that was
Speaker 1: weird matches on my body because you guys, alright, Nova,
Speaker 1: you got two correct today. Not bad. It was a
Speaker 1: hard day, Nova, it really and yeah you go. Also,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry Nova, Tie goes to the house on this understanding,
Speaker 1: let's go over the answers for everybody here on this day.
Speaker 1: In nineteen sixty nine, the first human transplate occurred for
Speaker 1: the eye. Nineteen sixty nine. Richard Sherman was with the
Speaker 1: Seattle Seahawks for seven years. He played cornerback. Yes, Tasmania
Speaker 1: as an island located in Australia. It's an island state.
Speaker 1: The name given to the earliest time period known on
Speaker 1: Earth was the Stone Age two point five million years old.
Speaker 1: Ice Age came after that at two point four million years.
Speaker 1: The role of c. J. Parker on the hit TV
Speaker 1: show Baywatch that was played by Pamela Anderson from nineteen
Speaker 1: ninety two to nineteen ninety seven. So Nova, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: no cash today, but give our love to Sushi an
Speaker 1: onions and they'll say hi to how We'll be back
Speaker 1: to play Win Brooks Box same time tomorrow. Brooke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning