Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Meg
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Speaker 1: I'm glad. This is the first thing people are hearing
Speaker 1: abous since we've momded our exoskeletons that explosed our true
Speaker 1: crab form. Oh man, I'm Jack. That's Miles. There's nothing
Speaker 1: you can do about it. We're back. Yeah, feeling relaxed.
Speaker 1: How are you feeling? I'm feeling great. I was sitting
Speaker 1: the whole time. Yeah. Do you get a fucking I
Speaker 1: didn't have COVID, but I did fucking like sixteen day
Speaker 1: cough that I'm only now getting on the other side of.
Speaker 1: Do you ever get that like super energy day after
Speaker 1: you're sick, where like suddenly you just have like all
Speaker 1: the energy that's stored up. Nah, A couple of times
Speaker 1: in my thirties and Tandrick sex, but like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was. It was. I've ever been for like a
Speaker 1: week and a half and then like I just came
Speaker 1: back and I was like, oh my god, yeah, I haven't.
Speaker 1: You know, uh, you bless up the spirits out there,
Speaker 1: but I haven't. I haven't had like a real I
Speaker 1: haven't been floored with illness in a while. So it's
Speaker 1: always just been like very inconvenient, like luckily, like you
Speaker 1: want to COVID mild as the friends would say, they would, um,
Speaker 1: all right, well these are something I'm jack. That's miles.
Speaker 1: These are some things that are trending. Um, Tucker is trending.
Speaker 1: It looks good to returned to the warm embrace Carlson.
Speaker 1: I still have heard his voice, oh man, well allow me,
Speaker 1: let's not do it. Let's spare ourselves. That he basically
Speaker 1: came out being like, look, I was real angry about
Speaker 1: these damn libs, and I was blinded by my hate
Speaker 1: for them that I absolutely botched that red wave prediction.
Speaker 1: That's kind of what's going on with me there. I
Speaker 1: just he was like, I think it's on Charlie Kirk's podcast,
Speaker 1: being like it was just so bad, and I just
Speaker 1: wanted to see a repudiation of this, and that's why
Speaker 1: I just felt I needed that so bad that I
Speaker 1: would begin predicting blah blah blah Um did by the Libs,
Speaker 1: Blain did by your hate. Pretty good lesson for anybody
Speaker 1: who hates Um. But yeah, so it turns out not
Speaker 1: a great methodology for decision making or prognosticating UM. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I honestly, I think it's more him trying to explain
Speaker 1: to the wealthy donors who are being like, what do
Speaker 1: we do? What do we do? Tucker, like, cue me in,
Speaker 1: let me know what's good, because there's been so much
Speaker 1: of like public handwringing and ship after the mid terms
Speaker 1: that it's been of a guy who like gave somebody
Speaker 1: a terrible stock tip. Right, It's like Jim Kramer, He's like,
Speaker 1: you know, I was just so geeked up on capital
Speaker 1: to see anything going wrong Bramer and cry on national
Speaker 1: television to really make up for it. Man, Oh god, yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: because we're so invested in his I was he was wrong.
Speaker 1: President Harris is trending, salute Joe Biden died over the
Speaker 1: break and uh Kamala Harris is the president. Now hey, hey,
Speaker 1: that's that's what the people are thinking. Man. I'm telling
Speaker 1: you because tell me why I guess he was the president.
Speaker 1: Joe Byron just said this about Vice President Kamala Harris.
Speaker 1: I'm not being facetious. President Harris led this effort, led,
Speaker 1: this effort to make things better. Oh she a odd,
Speaker 1: Like a parent making eye contact with a child during
Speaker 1: a piano recital who just like fucked up like that,
Speaker 1: that's sour, no like, and then like looking like like
Speaker 1: you got it, you got it. Yeah, I'm not amazing
Speaker 1: you see me, baby, I'm not phazed at all by that.
Speaker 1: I wasn't phased by that senile ship at all. Go ahead,
Speaker 1: you keep talking, baby, every like I don't listen to
Speaker 1: fool Joe Biden's speeches. That's a dirty little secret about me.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't do it. But every clip that
Speaker 1: I hear from one of his speeches where there's a gaff,
Speaker 1: it almost always begins with him assuring someone that he's
Speaker 1: not joking. Like, I'm not being facetious either, I'm not
Speaker 1: kidding man's folks. He really thinks we think he's joking
Speaker 1: about everything. I'm not joking here, folks. Kamala is the president.
Speaker 1: Is that, folks, I'm not being I mean, you should
Speaker 1: see right wing Twitter, how they're like most people are like, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's so old and shouldn't have been president. No ship,
Speaker 1: he's gonna say stuff like this or like not know
Speaker 1: when people have passed away and be like looking for
Speaker 1: them in the crowd. But like, right, there are people
Speaker 1: who are like really goes to show you who might
Speaker 1: really there's already like who's really calling the shots type
Speaker 1: tweets I've seen this stupid stuff like that come on.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately for them, they've never had a president who misspeaks
Speaker 1: at all or his teeth almost fall out of their
Speaker 1: head or god. But this does remind me of like
Speaker 1: the Bush administration, where the main three media is like
Speaker 1: way of combating the war in Iraq was to like
Speaker 1: point out that he said something dumb or said something incorrectly.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, or you could you could talk about
Speaker 1: how you guys all went along with a blatant lie
Speaker 1: that is killing millions of people. Yeah, well, anyways, I'd
Speaker 1: love to see that conspiracy where Kamla is doing all this.
Speaker 1: It's all in act. It's all verbal Kent style act. Yeah,
Speaker 1: to like water down legislation, you know what what exactly is?
Speaker 1: I mean aside from just the very like superficial connecting
Speaker 1: of the rhetorically, President Harris, what does that mean? But like,
Speaker 1: do you have anything outside of him saying that? Do
Speaker 1: you any interesting theories? I'd love to hear them. I
Speaker 1: would too, all right. Jeremy Renner the Yeah, it was
Speaker 1: crazy like a few days there at the beginning of
Speaker 1: the year where like a player almost died on the
Speaker 1: field in the NFL. Um uh, Jeremy Renner almost died.
Speaker 1: A uh race car driver, I guess did die? Um wait,
Speaker 1: what right? Wasn't that Ken Block? Yeah? Yeah, I was thinking, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's like he does rally car but most people know
Speaker 1: him for like the Jim Conna like drifting videos that
Speaker 1: are like these like very over the top productions where
Speaker 1: he like drifts a Subaru or some ship through like
Speaker 1: Universal or like the entire state of Florida. I think
Speaker 1: it was like last one he did doing wild stunts.
Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, it's been yeah really And then um,
Speaker 1: Gangster Boo died? What who is from three six Mafia? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Gangster Boo died? Also, Yeah, they said, I think it
Speaker 1: may have been some kind of fent and I don't
Speaker 1: know what. I don't know what happened, but Gangster Boo
Speaker 1: also passed away. Oh my god, realized that. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: knew I had to hit you one with Jackie cared
Speaker 1: about You're like, I don't know Ken Block, and I said,
Speaker 1: Gangster Boo from three six Mafia, Yeah, it's really really
Speaker 1: fucked up anyway. But yeah, a lot, a lot of
Speaker 1: end of the year negative swirly energy was going on.
Speaker 1: But yeah, Renter though, Okay, I remember Tuesday when I
Speaker 1: brought it up to you were like, wait, wow, I
Speaker 1: thought he was like a nomobile accident or something like that.
Speaker 1: I was like, no, jack he got fucked up by
Speaker 1: a snow plow. And then then Jabari, our other producer,
Speaker 1: memos sent through the image of like yeah, this snow
Speaker 1: cat fucking crushed his upper torso and like legs and
Speaker 1: he was in the ICU. And then he just posted
Speaker 1: like a message to like his well wishers being like hey,
Speaker 1: I'm having a spot at the hospital because they were
Speaker 1: like washing his hair for the first time. But I
Speaker 1: mean it sounds awful, like gee, that did this to him?
Speaker 1: It is it looks like a like menacing cobra commander, Like,
Speaker 1: oh one, it looks you might as well be flat
Speaker 1: by steamroller like those big gas treads. I don't know,
Speaker 1: like I don't know how heavy that ship looks but
Speaker 1: or is. But that was enough to put this man
Speaker 1: in a bad way. Um my first instinct was to
Speaker 1: text Jamie Loftus just to see where Jamie was that.
Speaker 1: Actually I didn't. Honestly, part of me was like, you
Speaker 1: know what, I don't need to cloud. I don't need
Speaker 1: to bring a cloud over someone's day. So maybe we
Speaker 1: can set he's getting his hair washed, he seems cognizant.
Speaker 1: Things are going to be okay. The descriptions of the
Speaker 1: nine really fucked up like that. They're like they're like
Speaker 1: the description is like of him clearly like injured audibly
Speaker 1: in the background, and then people like, I don't know
Speaker 1: what part is broken on him, but there's blood and maybe, yeah, man,
Speaker 1: we'll stay safe out there. We're gonna take a quick
Speaker 1: break and we'll be back. And we're back and just
Speaker 1: a quick little you know, the NBA All Star Game,
Speaker 1: the starters are determined by a fan vote, and mm
Speaker 1: hmm that is funny because there you have some strange
Speaker 1: things like Austin Reeves Batch energy guy for the Lakers,
Speaker 1: who putting up some stats. There is a lot of fun,
Speaker 1: like he you watch a Lakers game like you're gonna
Speaker 1: obviously keep an eye on Lebron, but keeps wanting to
Speaker 1: go over to Austin Reeves because he's always out there
Speaker 1: doing stuff. Man, he's always just rushing around, I think.
Speaker 1: But it's clear that there is a coalition of the willing.
Speaker 1: Coalition of the willing has given him more votes than
Speaker 1: Deer and Fox, who is having a great season for
Speaker 1: the Kings, who are in position to make the playoffs
Speaker 1: for the first time in like a record breaking amount
Speaker 1: of time. But there are a couple of things that
Speaker 1: can be like really bad, feel really bad in the moment,
Speaker 1: but tend to be really good for a team and
Speaker 1: a player, like in the long run, being drafted too late,
Speaker 1: like Paul Pierce was supposed to be top three pick.
Speaker 1: He went he can't slid the number ten or nine
Speaker 1: I think, and came out with his hair on fire
Speaker 1: and ended up being you know, let that motivate him.
Speaker 1: Tom Brady is always talking about how he's motivated. He
Speaker 1: has every the name of every player who was drafted
Speaker 1: in front of him memorized, which is a lot because
Speaker 1: they were like a hundred of them, Um, like fucking
Speaker 1: Aria Stark or some ship. Yeah, and then also not
Speaker 1: getting the All Star pick. Like sometimes players come in
Speaker 1: feeling lazy after the All Star Game or feeling like
Speaker 1: tired because they had to play when everybody else was off. Um.
Speaker 1: But I've always noticed there's sometimes when a player is
Speaker 1: like Bubble and doesn't make it, they come out yes,
Speaker 1: that's a lot of fun. So you know, didn't go
Speaker 1: that one year he didn't make it. Really, I think
Speaker 1: there was and then like that and then it like
Speaker 1: set him that set his head on fire too. I
Speaker 1: think once I might might might be comflating things, but
Speaker 1: I remember someone cried and then or was emotional about
Speaker 1: it and then like you know, addressed the situation. Well,
Speaker 1: speaking of crying, there's a new Royals news that when
Speaker 1: you and super Producer Anna were texting about it earlier, Um,
Speaker 1: it seems like my brand was broken. There was a
Speaker 1: glitch in the matrix, something was happening. There's like a
Speaker 1: dog bowl involved getting broken in someone's back. Pretty clear.
Speaker 1: I would say, let me just read this exchange for
Speaker 1: you want to bring in Superducer on a hose, may
Speaker 1: you set up to record or just come through on
Speaker 1: your zoom style. It's all good if you want. But
Speaker 1: the let's see where I think what Anna said, set
Speaker 1: up to record, but I am making toast, so this
Speaker 1: will be a really great sort of aromanatic visual audio
Speaker 1: story coming. I think. So what you saw was, uh
Speaker 1: you wrote? Oh Anna wrote Miles thoughts on William attacking Harry,
Speaker 1: I said, disappointed. And then he said, Harry sounds insane,
Speaker 1: or let's say, Harry sounds wild. It is hilarious. Wait, no,
Speaker 1: I mean William. Uh He said Harry is anti racist
Speaker 1: now so he cool, and you're like, and then I said,
Speaker 1: I'm disappointed that Harry. Let Willie get away with that something.
Speaker 1: Dude put me on my ass by hooking you bought
Speaker 1: a collar and shattering a dog bowlder my back. Truly
Speaker 1: some spare ass behavior, and you're like, what is happening?
Speaker 1: So if someone did that to me, I would cry
Speaker 1: so much. Someone did that to me, I would be
Speaker 1: trying so hard. And I'm much more zen. I'm past
Speaker 1: gone on the days where someone merely said they didn't
Speaker 1: like a film and that was grounds for a weal
Speaker 1: naked choke, but sounds choking somebody else hearing this, someone
Speaker 1: did that to me, there would be litigation. There you go.
Speaker 1: So the book Spare, there's an excerpt from Prince Harry's book.
Speaker 1: It's called spare because it's like a just flippant what
Speaker 1: is it reference to, like his position right or a
Speaker 1: turn like the that's the chosen son because they will
Speaker 1: get like all the royal duties. I'm talking about this
Speaker 1: on I'm like a royal expert now watched one docuseries
Speaker 1: and I'm like, you need tender. I have an accent
Speaker 1: the thing you need to understand. Yeah, I guess the
Speaker 1: spare is like the other son who's born. Uh Like
Speaker 1: it's literally there in case, like William gets like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, ran over by a snowplow. To my second
Speaker 1: son too, he's the apparently in the book it says
Speaker 1: that when Charles, when Harry was born, Charles said to
Speaker 1: Princess Diana, you gave me an air and a spare.
Speaker 1: My job is done here, cool wild thing to say.
Speaker 1: And she's like a post labor probably like you under
Speaker 1: the operation table. That's what he says. I'm sorry, which
Speaker 1: job is done? We're yeah, like the whole thing with
Speaker 1: us and then apparently when they were in their fight,
Speaker 1: um Charles apparently was holding them apart and said, please
Speaker 1: don't make my final year is a boat or something
Speaker 1: like that, something like dad, where you're like you fuck.
Speaker 1: So I guess how old were they when this happened, Magan,
Speaker 1: This this white man was so bothered by Megan just
Speaker 1: existing one day. Was like he was probably like said
Speaker 1: something to her and then she like said something back,
Speaker 1: and he was like, oh my god, what he used
Speaker 1: to speak and now he like can't handle it because
Speaker 1: he called her like rude and abrasive and Harry was like, bro, yeah,
Speaker 1: he was using all the like difficult, rude, abrasive, etcetera.
Speaker 1: And then basically Harry was like man talking like all
Speaker 1: the racist ass fucking media man, Like what the funk?
Speaker 1: And then he said, quote it happened also Fast grabbed
Speaker 1: me by the collar, ripping my necklace, Royal, listen to
Speaker 1: that soft ship necklace, sir. We were getting gully in
Speaker 1: the cottage. Diana's boy, Oh was it so? I mean,
Speaker 1: I mean that's literally they always said like Harry was
Speaker 1: the most like Dianne, like Harry's Diana's selling William is
Speaker 1: Charles's son, like that was always sort of the divide.
Speaker 1: I thought, maybe the necklace meant okay, I don't mean
Speaker 1: I don't need to make fun of photo of Diana.
Speaker 1: I know his locket of his mother. You miss your mother,
Speaker 1: don't you know? I don't mean that ribbon his necklace.
Speaker 1: And he knocked me to the floor. I landed on
Speaker 1: the dog's bowl, which cracked under my back, the pieces
Speaker 1: cutting into me. I lay there for a moment, dazed,
Speaker 1: then got to my feet and told him to get out.
Speaker 1: Where were they not caught? Yeah, not Nottingham Cottage. We
Speaker 1: call it not caught unwell? Can I also add to that?
Speaker 1: There's a few more little details came out of the book.
Speaker 1: What was that? Um Harry blames William and Kate over
Speaker 1: that Nazi uniform costume he wore when he was I
Speaker 1: think twenty years old something like that. He wore to
Speaker 1: a costume party, which the theme of this costume party
Speaker 1: was Native and Colonial something like that, which already you're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: but he apparently was either going to go as a
Speaker 1: pilot or a Nazi, and William and Kate were like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, that's so funny. You should go as
Speaker 1: a Nazi. I guess there was a lot of sort
Speaker 1: of anger still resonating from like Harry always started getting
Speaker 1: this like heat from the press and William always just
Speaker 1: looking like the good old prince. People. Don't ask your
Speaker 1: brother who clearly hates you, for advice. Sure, I'm yes,
Speaker 1: I think, and you know, Miles to your point, you're saying, like,
Speaker 1: you know, I would let William do something like that
Speaker 1: to me. I think I was saying that. I think
Speaker 1: Harry instead of doing the whole tabloid game like William
Speaker 1: loves to do. And I say that as a royal expert. Um,
Speaker 1: it looks like Harry is playing the long game. He's
Speaker 1: gotten a dark, edgy memoir out that's like, oh, it's
Speaker 1: gonna be one like one shot after another. Do let
Speaker 1: me to wear the Nazi outfit. You broke a dog
Speaker 1: bowl under my back, You scraped me up that one time. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The cs I level precision with which like the injuries
Speaker 1: of that like one push are recounted is just like
Speaker 1: such a royal like it's just like and then a
Speaker 1: thing broke under me and scraped me like it's the
Speaker 1: fucking Zapruder film. I mean, is it not at this point,
Speaker 1: we're also like invested in a family that like is
Speaker 1: just sad. It's just funny to hear like this description
Speaker 1: of a fight is done so like dramatically and over
Speaker 1: the top, because this sounds like any fight you would
Speaker 1: have with your brother or your cousins or your boys
Speaker 1: or something like that, where it's like some ship went down,
Speaker 1: but it's like my necklace, the thing fell underneath my
Speaker 1: back and then I got to my feet. The next
Speaker 1: one would have been and then I came at that
Speaker 1: motherfucker for his neck and this was like and I
Speaker 1: told him to get out. And that's where it got royal.
Speaker 1: I liked all been about crying so hard but being
Speaker 1: so hurt my brother, my brother, Well, he tells him
Speaker 1: to get out, and William goes like hit me back,
Speaker 1: come on, hit me back. Like that's where it goes
Speaker 1: where you're like, god, damn it, will Yeah. I read
Speaker 1: on another sort of site as I was casually reading
Speaker 1: about like William's anger problems. No, I don't know if
Speaker 1: this is Willie Willie. I thought this was really funny,
Speaker 1: apparently over something I forget what it was over he
Speaker 1: like ripped the sink off the wall. Sorry, yo, thought
Speaker 1: there is so comical, like Harry, Harry ripped the sink
Speaker 1: off the wall. I'm gonna need to see proof Harry
Speaker 1: or williams I it Harry, Oh Charles, it's William's. Sorry.
Speaker 1: I I read that William ripped a sink out of
Speaker 1: the wall from because William has all the anger problems, sorry,
Speaker 1: all these white men in the kind of why you
Speaker 1: being our resident royal watcher is so inspiring is because
Speaker 1: you also have royal face blindness, where you can't tell
Speaker 1: the difference between any royal and so you don't actually
Speaker 1: know what is happening at any time. And the story
Speaker 1: you know you're telling us, it's pretty impressive. It said.
Speaker 1: There's this one that says Charles ripped the fucking sink
Speaker 1: off the wall because one of his cuff links went
Speaker 1: down the drain. Wait, okay, that's incredible. And then he
Speaker 1: threw a chair through a window. We've seen how frustrated
Speaker 1: he gets with a pen that isn't working for Yeah,
Speaker 1: this blasted thing never works. Like a fool, just get
Speaker 1: a bit thinking. Didn't call it us stinking? I think
Speaker 1: it is read. He doesn't. He's too scared of William
Speaker 1: though Charles is apparently scared of William and William yells
Speaker 1: in his face the drama. Oh that's yeah, I can
Speaker 1: see him not being built for sunrage. Oh yeah, I
Speaker 1: think he's built for anything. He seems to be the softest,
Speaker 1: most like ill formed man that has ever come along.
Speaker 1: It's truly, it is just a blast to just like
Speaker 1: kind of just watch this, pop your popcorn and watch
Speaker 1: these motherfucker's just completely because it is satire level. Just
Speaker 1: everything they do is such a great, just hilarious demolition
Speaker 1: of any idea, like of of just the civilization we've
Speaker 1: we've come up with, you know. Oh yeah, truly like
Speaker 1: they're genuinely a mess. When I feel like a family
Speaker 1: is messy, that's like their photo. It's like there's nothing
Speaker 1: they've never done anything good. They don't contribute. They just
Speaker 1: kind of like walk around and smile and wave, and
Speaker 1: then they have like truly the poorest behavior behind the
Speaker 1: scenes as well. And can I just really quickly, um,
Speaker 1: I think about this joke I made all the time
Speaker 1: with you, Jack just still makes me laugh when I
Speaker 1: think about it. We were I believe it was me you,
Speaker 1: we around the table, me you Sophie Miles, a few
Speaker 1: others from our our team, and we were talking about
Speaker 1: the different eras of who we thought was hot wind.
Speaker 1: So like when I was growing up, Prince William was
Speaker 1: the cute one, and when he was growing up, Prince
Speaker 1: Harry was right. And I remember making the joke, and
Speaker 1: when Jack was growing up Prince Charles, and it gets
Speaker 1: because one it would make you so old. And to
Speaker 1: the idea that Prince charl because literally pup, I had
Speaker 1: a pin up of him. Let's make that canonical that
Speaker 1: I when you when I opened my locker, I had
Speaker 1: like Michael Jordan's and then a pin up of Prince
Speaker 1: Charles like dress like yeah, in a big oversized champagne glass.
Speaker 1: Even that era, you would have decently yeah, affection for him.
Speaker 1: That's the level of roasting we give Jack. We've run
Speaker 1: out of time, but we we we do just have
Speaker 1: to mention M three again because we ill advisedly made
Speaker 1: it the title of this episode, Did you do well?
Speaker 1: Is it? Is that right? I think it's streaming on
Speaker 1: like HBO, Max or Netflix or one of those. But
Speaker 1: it's supposed to be good. People are like it's instant
Speaker 1: cult status. Um so I don't know I'm intrigued. I'm intrigued.
Speaker 1: Annabe Oh yeah, I was gonna say I was like
Speaker 1: half that ship. But Annabelle wasn't like high tech, right,
Speaker 1: Annabelle was like analog as porcelain. Oh, and you know
Speaker 1: this one's high tech because it has a three. Okay,
Speaker 1: just cursed right right, just like a cursed dollid yeah,
Speaker 1: which is one of the most old fashioned types of technology.
Speaker 1: There is a cursed doll. Yeah. Well, when ch and
Speaker 1: Jennifer Tilly get I can see a wrong, that's where
Speaker 1: the three comes from. This we'll have to we'll have
Speaker 1: They really fucked themselves for because they already put the
Speaker 1: three in there, Like, what what are we gonna do? Well,
Speaker 1: you could do M E G four n yeah, just
Speaker 1: skip right to the fourth. Yeah, it's the fourth one,
Speaker 1: M E four three yeah yeah. All right, Well, those
Speaker 1: are some of the things that are trending on this
Speaker 1: They say, January five, we are back with a bang.
Speaker 1: It is. We are back tomorrow with the whole last
Speaker 1: episode of the show. Until then, be kind to each other,
Speaker 1: be kind to yourselves, get the vaccine, don't do nothing
Speaker 1: about white supremacy, and we'll talk to you all tomorrow,
Speaker 1: bye bye m