Speaker 1: Hey, it's a broken Jeffrey podcast. And did you guys
Speaker 1: know we have listeners in Japan, Germany, k Netherlands, Italy. Wait,
Speaker 1: that's actually all have super hot men, don't they Actually?
Speaker 1: If you're listening from their DM me after this k okay,
Speaker 1: after you hear in the full shower. I'm just starting
Speaker 1: right now. A year ago, to this very day, our
Speaker 1: own brook Fox proclaimed twenty twenty two was gonna be
Speaker 1: her year of Hot, and then the very next day
Speaker 1: she walked in the studio wearing something so controversial that
Speaker 1: we actually had to put it up to a vote.
Speaker 1: What was it? Let's take a listen. I think we
Speaker 1: need to vote in this room. If Brooks year of
Speaker 1: Hot will continue, the nineteen eighty two full for denim
Speaker 1: jacket has to go eighties jackets all in favor of
Speaker 1: disition jacket. The eyes have it. You guess how much
Speaker 1: I care about your eyes? Not it all. Well, I'm
Speaker 1: wearing the jacket every day. You can bring it in
Speaker 1: one day tomorrow because on the show we're gonna do
Speaker 1: Viking funeral for the book. Please don't ever try and
Speaker 1: proclaim a year of hot. I'm pretty sure if you
Speaker 1: look up hot in the Dictionary, you'll find my picture
Speaker 1: of me in that jacket. I love that. I still
Speaker 1: won't rock that jacket. I do want to say that
Speaker 1: we did look it up, and to her credit, Brooke
Speaker 1: actually was right. Brooke was actually in the Dictionary next
Speaker 1: to hot, Hot Garbage with that exact jacket on. So congratulations, Brook.
Speaker 1: Moving on twenty twenty three, now Year of Hot Part two, Brook,
Speaker 1: what are we doing? I don't know that do we
Speaker 1: need it? I mean, I feel like, how do you
Speaker 1: get hotter than this? You true? You know right now
Speaker 1: today you're wearing a hand me down men's plaid coat
Speaker 1: slash shirt that you might see in a nineteen eighty
Speaker 1: seven Color Me Bad music video. I felt I had
Speaker 1: a grunge when I woke up this morning, but I
Speaker 1: feel like it actually looks more like. I'm a professor
Speaker 1: of poetry at a liberal arts college. Yeah, non accredited college.
Speaker 1: It's one that doesn't give out grades. Yeah. Well, I'm
Speaker 1: not personally a fan of the whatever that garment is
Speaker 1: called shack shack it. Yeah, let's put it up to Twitter.
Speaker 1: People can vote on it at Brooke and Jeffy trash
Speaker 1: it or crash it with Brooks plaid shacket. I feel
Speaker 1: like Jake took a bad picture. Can I get another photo? No,
Speaker 1: we don't have enough time for that. We're moving on.
Speaker 1: If it was honestly good at wouldn't matter what angle
Speaker 1: you took the photo at. But that's all we have
Speaker 1: time for. Instead, we got to get to the shot.
Speaker 1: Com a question of the day with digital Jake. Jake,
Speaker 1: tell us what we're going to be doing. Well, it's
Speaker 1: a new year, which means it's time once again to
Speaker 1: take a hard look in the mirror and try not
Speaker 1: to say you to yourself. Okay, we've all heard the
Speaker 1: expression new year, new you. Yeah. Some people spend quite
Speaker 1: a bit of time in front of the mirror making
Speaker 1: sure things look bouncy and quaft. Others like Brooks to
Speaker 1: check what type of rope kill she got stuck in
Speaker 1: her teeth that day. Good look, here must rat coon
Speaker 1: in to tell not well, that's why a new survey
Speaker 1: asked a thousand people to name something you do in
Speaker 1: front of a mirror that you wouldn't want someone else
Speaker 1: to see, and nothing Lude is included in this list.
Speaker 1: Alexis I have the top five answers, and you need
Speaker 1: to figure them out. In another brand new edition of
Speaker 1: Unglued Family Few that always will start with the man
Speaker 1: who invested his entire savings account in a mirrored bathtub.
Speaker 1: Young Jeffrey, I want to make sure that everything is
Speaker 1: getting clean. Need to see it from all the angles. Wow,
Speaker 1: that's a lot of angles, hated jeff names something you
Speaker 1: do in front of a mirror that you wouldn't want
Speaker 1: someone else to see. Okay, have you have you, guys,
Speaker 1: ever gone into like a highway motel and the first
Speaker 1: thing you do is check the bathroom mirror to make
Speaker 1: sure no one's watching from the other side. No, you
Speaker 1: should do that. It's the finger trick one. There should
Speaker 1: be a gap between your reflective finger and your pointing finger.
Speaker 1: That's a real mirror. If it goes right up to it,
Speaker 1: it's on a show. Hey, oh my god, I got
Speaker 1: a stage. So yeah, when I do that, usually my
Speaker 1: shirt is off and I'm gonna say checking mole irregularities.
Speaker 1: We get there. Okay, wait a minute, that's what you
Speaker 1: do with your shirt off. That's healthy checking yourself for
Speaker 1: irregular molesing, but should be done. I bet there's some
Speaker 1: dermatologists listening. That's like, right, it's a smart decision. But
Speaker 1: I don't want people watching me do that. Yeah, let's
Speaker 1: go to Alexis something in front of the mirror you
Speaker 1: don't want anyone else to see. Okay, because Brooke just said,
Speaker 1: like dermatogist before I go to bed night, I have
Speaker 1: those like pimple patches you put on like your face
Speaker 1: and stuff. I was gonna say, just popping pimple Back
Speaker 1: in the old day, I used to just put toothpaste
Speaker 1: on it. My housekeeper Lucy would do it for me,
Speaker 1: and it was so seriously. She made this like special
Speaker 1: sugar combo in her hands. What does that do, you're nanny,
Speaker 1: there's an It's an old Guatemalan recipe. Look at this
Speaker 1: sort of sugar boy popping pimples number one on the
Speaker 1: last I just hate the even sentence of that popping
Speaker 1: pimples off the board. What else do you do? Well?
Speaker 1: My first thought that silly is growing up. I used
Speaker 1: to always practice impressions in the mirror. I used you
Speaker 1: want to practice funny faces like I try to make
Speaker 1: myself laugh as a kid dancing, You know what, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I used to practice instincts. Bye bye bye
Speaker 1: choreography in the mirror and a boy myself. Every dance
Speaker 1: studio has a mirror. I'm gonna go first. He went
Speaker 1: from making faces to dancing. It's a good move. It's
Speaker 1: number two dancing, all right. Something something in front of
Speaker 1: the mirror you don't want anyone else to see, Okay.
Speaker 1: I mean one thing some people do is like give
Speaker 1: themselves a pep talk in front of the mirror, Like
Speaker 1: you're talking to yourself, like giving yourself affirmations or telling
Speaker 1: yourself you're awesome or your outfit looks cute. Yeah, which
Speaker 1: is like you're fat, likes you all go to work.
Speaker 1: If you say it first, then it doesn't hurt a
Speaker 1: bad exactly. So I think I'm gonna go with giving
Speaker 1: yourself a pep talk. Giving yourself a pep talk, isn't it?
Speaker 1: It should be. Let's go back to Jeffrey. Well, the
Speaker 1: normal thing that people do in the mirror is grooming. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but there's some embarrassing things when it comes to groom,
Speaker 1: Like I love to groom, and that means no his hairs.
Speaker 1: I don't even know I had nose hairs until the
Speaker 1: two way mirror situation happened and the people called me out.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna go with fucking nose hairs in the
Speaker 1: mirror has plucking your nose hairs. It's number five. Good,
Speaker 1: Thank you Peeper for letting me know that rop did
Speaker 1: not get one right, which when she's getting shocked. Let's
Speaker 1: go over the top five really quick. The list was
Speaker 1: something you do in front of a mirror you wouldn't
Speaker 1: want someone else to see. Number one was pop zits,
Speaker 1: Number two was dancing. Number three undressing. Don't want anyone
Speaker 1: to see that. I think you shoulders should be good.
Speaker 1: Number four was plucking your eyebrows, and number five was
Speaker 1: clipping your nose hairs. All right, well, Brooke is gonna
Speaker 1: be taking the shock this morning. Somebody wanted to hear
Speaker 1: Man in the Mirror by Michael Jackson. I'm stunting with
Speaker 1: the man in mirror asking him to change is not
Speaker 1: change his clothes, though, that'd be disgusting. That's your question
Speaker 1: of the day. Broke and Jeffrey in the morning. It's
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning and earlier today if
Speaker 1: you missed it. Brooke claimed because of the new year,
Speaker 1: this was gonna be her year of hot two point zero. Yeah, basically,
Speaker 1: she was so hot last year that it just rolled
Speaker 1: over into this year is going to be effortless. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can't just cool down that quickly, Jack, thank you.
Speaker 1: But then she waltzton Studio wearing a mov plaid early
Speaker 1: nineties softcore R and B oversized shirt jacket. My god,
Speaker 1: you look like Brooke Man. Oh my god. You know,
Speaker 1: I feel like the fashion that is coming back is
Speaker 1: my ultimate dream. It kind of is like girls were
Speaker 1: in baggy jeans, baggy jeans and flannel and combat boots. Please,
Speaker 1: is this fashion coming back? Shackets are not that shacket
Speaker 1: one like no other. While the rest of the room
Speaker 1: has tried to shield our eyes from the site in
Speaker 1: front of us, So we put it up to a
Speaker 1: vote on twin. That's right, crash it or crash it.
Speaker 1: And then for some reason the general public has been
Speaker 1: smoking whatever you've been doing, broke because people are actually
Speaker 1: crashing this thing. They like it. I don't know how
Speaker 1: crash was good. Crash trash. I mean it's a thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so bad, It's good. We have We'll have the questionable
Speaker 1: shirt top combo up on our Instagram too if you
Speaker 1: want to check it out for yourself, or you can
Speaker 1: just google jacket mistaken for pet accidentally neuter that clinic,
Speaker 1: and then you'll probably get the exact same search results.
Speaker 1: So you want me to afford you the link to buy? No,
Speaker 1: thank you. You put that up on your Instagram and
Speaker 1: Google at their own risk. Check that out. That broken Jeffrey. Anyway,
Speaker 1: we got Laser Stories coming up right after this. It's
Speaker 1: the radio segment that's charging ninety nine for a pay
Speaker 1: per view event where he takes O. J. Simpson out
Speaker 1: on a Titanic replica into the Bermuda Triangle to search
Speaker 1: for the real killer. Please don't share the bar, you
Speaker 1: know that would be a hit. It's Laser Stories, the
Speaker 1: segment where we read weird news stories around the glove
Speaker 1: just like everyone else does, except we have a laser.
Speaker 1: Those other loose lips just don't this first Laser Stories
Speaker 1: out of Portage, Wisconsin, fire crews were called to a
Speaker 1: dairy plant around nine pm, but when they arrived at
Speaker 1: the scene, they realized they couldn't access the burning building.
Speaker 1: Oh no, take into so shocking. They were being pushed
Speaker 1: back by a huge runoff of melted butter. Where is
Speaker 1: this from the dairy inside the day pant? Apparently the
Speaker 1: fire began inside a room at the plant where butter
Speaker 1: was being stored, and it all melted, creating a quote
Speaker 1: large and creamy butter river flowing out from the building.
Speaker 1: Only a corn plant would have exploded in the other
Speaker 1: issue after not being able to access the structure, was
Speaker 1: that the butter flowed into a nearby storm drains, clogging
Speaker 1: them and then emptying out into a nearby canal hardens
Speaker 1: in the drains. Awful. It's a good analogy to what
Speaker 1: happens to our hearts. Yeah, totally. So what did authorities
Speaker 1: do well? They basically rounded up all the sandbags and
Speaker 1: paper towels in the entire town. But there was just
Speaker 1: so much of the stuff it was impossible to keep up.
Speaker 1: You're working on it for multiple hours. Firefighters were able
Speaker 1: to extinguish the blaze before it spread throughout the rest
Speaker 1: of the building. Thank god. No one was injured either. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but nobody could unbutton their suits. Their fingers were too grazy. However,
Speaker 1: the Department of Natural Resources has been called in to
Speaker 1: evaluate what to do about the greasy streets and waterways.
Speaker 1: Got an idea, Yeah, I love that stuff. Possibly maybe
Speaker 1: just changed the name to Butterville A tourist attractions on
Speaker 1: the case. You know that would work this next laser
Speaker 1: stories out of Toyland. Y. If you bought your kid
Speaker 1: this toy for Christmas, hopefully you gave it a test run. Okay,
Speaker 1: because mom on TikTok posted an angry video after she
Speaker 1: realized a toy her toddler got was telling him inappropriate
Speaker 1: off colored jokes. Oh my god, Oh no. I always
Speaker 1: feel like the moms are mishearing things. I mean, were
Speaker 1: they really saying it? That's true? Well, I'll tell you
Speaker 1: what it said. But this is a fake remote control
Speaker 1: made by a company in Japan called Lindsay. Okay, and
Speaker 1: it's a yell. It's a yellow controller with Pinkin' blue buttons,
Speaker 1: and the box says it's for kids three and up.
Speaker 1: But I'm not sure the three year olds are getting
Speaker 1: the punchline here because one of the jokes that this
Speaker 1: remote says was overheard by a kid's great grandmother. The
Speaker 1: recording said, what makes a clip clop clipclop bang sound? What?
Speaker 1: The answer was an amish drive by shooting a children's toy.
Speaker 1: The woman who bought it for her kid apparently went
Speaker 1: through Walmart dot com, but they say it was a
Speaker 1: third party seller listed on their site and they've taken
Speaker 1: it down. Other sites have pulled it as well, including Lowe's,
Speaker 1: Macy's Office Depot, and Shop HQ dot com, but the
Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey store still has it available. Book and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey dot com. Well, there's a lot of toddlers who
Speaker 1: are going to be opening for Kevin Hart. This next
Speaker 1: laser story is out of Cold and Flu Central. There's
Speaker 1: no cure for the common cold, but there might be
Speaker 1: a cure for the flu. Really and exciting. It involves
Speaker 1: pressing a potato against your foot. You know, when I
Speaker 1: say something like that, it's not science. It's TikTok, of course,
Speaker 1: and there's there's thousands of people that agree to go No,
Speaker 1: I look into it. Bro. I'm sure they press the
Speaker 1: potato against their foot for seven days and then finally
Speaker 1: Concy the Brook was kind of onto it. The woman
Speaker 1: shared her unique flu remedy, and it works like this.
Speaker 1: You take a potato you're cutting in half. Then you
Speaker 1: slice off two small pieces, like flat pieces, press the
Speaker 1: slices against the bottom of your feet and put socks
Speaker 1: over them to keep them in place, and then you
Speaker 1: sleep with them overnight, remove them in the morning. When
Speaker 1: you wake up, you'll know otis. The potato slices will
Speaker 1: be a quote, disgustingly dark color because the toxins all
Speaker 1: get removed. She insists, you're gonna feel much much better,
Speaker 1: which is definitely not just a placebo effect. It is
Speaker 1: the mysterious medicinal power of spuds. Does it work the
Speaker 1: same if you put French fries in your socks? We'll
Speaker 1: do all the tests here. If any of our listeners
Speaker 1: are accurrently sick here this, please stop taking all the
Speaker 1: medicine right now. Put potatoes in gun your feet and
Speaker 1: report back to us because we are curious. This. Next
Speaker 1: lays are stories out of Feline Frenzy Headquarters, a popular
Speaker 1: website just released a list of the richest pets in
Speaker 1: the entire world. Here's who's on it. Betty White's golden
Speaker 1: retriever named Pontiac is at number five, with its inherited
Speaker 1: fortune of thirteen million dollars. I mean Betty White was
Speaker 1: an animal lover. My God, I wish I was at
Speaker 1: her animal. Oprah Winfrey's four dogs made the list at
Speaker 1: number four. They each have their own trust fund and
Speaker 1: are set to collectively inherit thirty million dollars. When Oprah passes,
Speaker 1: then outlive Oprah. That old Oprah's got really good healthcare
Speaker 1: for them, I guess. At number three is Taylor Swift
Speaker 1: Scottish fold cat named Olivia Benson. She has a net
Speaker 1: worth of ninety seven million dollars seven but she earned hers.
Speaker 1: Olivia earned it by appearing alongside Taylor in various commercials
Speaker 1: like for Direct TV, diet Coke in At, and ta Okay.
Speaker 1: At number two for richest pets in the world is
Speaker 1: Nala cat at one hundred million dollars. Daniel. She's famous
Speaker 1: on Instagram with four point four million followers, and she
Speaker 1: owns her own premium cat food brand. Then, finally, at
Speaker 1: number one is Gunther the sixth at five hundred million dollars.
Speaker 1: He's the German shepherd. His grandfather inherited an eighty million
Speaker 1: dollar fortune which has since grown due to real estate investments,
Speaker 1: So he's like the sixth one, like they just keep
Speaker 1: passing it from dog to dog. He's like a trust
Speaker 1: fund dog from his own grandfather dog. Can you imagine
Speaker 1: having to pay rent and your landlords to dog you
Speaker 1: to roll up your bills and coming in at honorable mention.
Speaker 1: This guy his shoe collection is valued over seven hundred
Speaker 1: million dollars. Who but wait, if you remove all the
Speaker 1: soiled ones, it's just twenty bucks. So means Laser Stories
Speaker 1: has come to an end for the day. We'll do
Speaker 1: it again, same time. A Monday broke and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the morning. A flight attendant's going viral today after she
Speaker 1: shared a secret confession about what really happens when your
Speaker 1: plane hits turbulence. What. Plus, a young woman's made hundreds
Speaker 1: of thousands of tiktoker's angry, all because of her trick
Speaker 1: on how to get a guy to finally propose. Hey,
Speaker 1: here's a pen. We're gonna want to write this down
Speaker 1: because that's coming up at seven ten, get married. I
Speaker 1: think everyone here has had to take that embarrassing trip
Speaker 1: to the pharmacy to pick up the item that we
Speaker 1: desperately need. You know, the one you're talking about. It's
Speaker 1: the large tube of ointment right behind the You've got
Speaker 1: third degree TikTok clickshock because you're so shocked at how
Speaker 1: many clicks that dumb viral video was getting. We've got
Speaker 1: some of the biggest TikTok's from the past. We get
Speaker 1: your ointment out because your first TikTok click shock was
Speaker 1: from a flight attendant from Argentina named Barbie Back. Oh.
Speaker 1: I bet she's not pretty at all? Were wondering here
Speaker 1: she is? Oh, guy, she's beautiful, very attractive, and she
Speaker 1: calls herself the sky spy. Is she going to gossip
Speaker 1: about what everybody's doing out there? She posts regularly to
Speaker 1: her two point four million followers about the common myths
Speaker 1: around air travel. Okay, and like she claims, she's those
Speaker 1: first person ever on social media to expose the fact
Speaker 1: that an airplane black box is actually orange. She was
Speaker 1: the first, maybe she was the first on tiktoka. She's
Speaker 1: also got millions of likes on a video where she claims,
Speaker 1: forget the studies, the dirtiest surface on an aircraft is
Speaker 1: the seatback pockets. Oh that makes sense because they don't
Speaker 1: get clean. Like, I mean, did the tray tables get clean? Though?
Speaker 1: I think they might, but never. Definitely my seatback pocket.
Speaker 1: That's a disaster. But on her latest viral video says
Speaker 1: there's actually a sneaky reason all the airline flight attendants
Speaker 1: actually love turbulence. Why she says, because we get a break.
Speaker 1: Oh I hate that, and they're like, sorry, we can't
Speaker 1: do a beverage service tonight. They're not too rocky, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't feel anything. Yeah. The second that
Speaker 1: it happens, even if it's just a little bit, the
Speaker 1: announcement goes up. Everybody, including the flight attendants, has to
Speaker 1: be seated. I mean they're at the most risk they're
Speaker 1: standing up. Well, she says. The truth is, technically we
Speaker 1: don't really need to be seated, but the captain is
Speaker 1: actually on our side. So occasionally, if the flight crew
Speaker 1: is just tired or exhausted, will literally just tell the captain, hay,
Speaker 1: once you hit another like little rough patch, can you
Speaker 1: just put us all on our seats for twenty minutes
Speaker 1: forrest or slipping like some money? And the pilot's like, oh,
Speaker 1: we're going up yet? Makes you so it a this
Speaker 1: happens on like the puddle jumper flights where they're supposed
Speaker 1: to give me free y. Yeah, they're like, oh, you
Speaker 1: can't give it to you. I'm like, yeah, I bet you.
Speaker 1: And you want to know Her most popular TikTok, which
Speaker 1: got her four point two million views, started with a question.
Speaker 1: Did you know that whenever you flush a toilet on
Speaker 1: an aircraft, it actually doesn't dump out to the population below.
Speaker 1: It actually goes through the plumbing to the rear of
Speaker 1: the aircraft in the sealed compartments where ground crews are moving. Yeah,
Speaker 1: ye done. People actually think Apparently a lot of people
Speaker 1: really thought when you flush it gets ejected out into
Speaker 1: the sky where it goes. They knew it wasn't that. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, we've all had those days where it's like
Speaker 1: a clear, perfect day and then you feel like a
Speaker 1: drop of something hit your arm. What was that like?
Speaker 1: I hope that by so Yeah, I would call that
Speaker 1: a TikTok click shot by your next TikTok click shot.
Speaker 1: This one is from a young woman who has the
Speaker 1: user handle tay talks, which sounds like TikTok meets ted talks, right,
Speaker 1: and she divided the Internet the other day after sharing
Speaker 1: a theory on why she thinks men really get married. Okay,
Speaker 1: she says it's less about finding love and more about
Speaker 1: just good timing. So here it is. I'll let her explain.
Speaker 1: When a man decides that he is financially and emotionally
Speaker 1: ready for marriage and ready to settle down and ready
Speaker 1: to start a family. He takes a way different approach
Speaker 1: to dating. That part in his brain of like, oh
Speaker 1: there's another girl out there shuts off because now his
Speaker 1: focus is on marriage, it's not in finding the next
Speaker 1: best thing. So basically, her theory is men don't get
Speaker 1: married when they think they found the love of their life.
Speaker 1: That's not what they do. Instead, men literally mary whoever
Speaker 1: is in front of them at the moment they feel
Speaker 1: comfortable with the idea of marriage. I think that that
Speaker 1: would actually be true for women too. Yeah, when you
Speaker 1: say someone and you're like, god, my biological clock is ticking.
Speaker 1: I've got eight more years that you're a guy? Is
Speaker 1: it timing more than love for you? For me, it's
Speaker 1: all about love. But I can compare it to this.
Speaker 1: I always thought, Hey, I don't want to have kids
Speaker 1: until i'm like financially responsible and I have actual job someday.
Speaker 1: And they failed on that one, and yeah, but I
Speaker 1: don't have either now. No, But now I feel like, Okay,
Speaker 1: I could maybe support having a child. Well, according to
Speaker 1: this girl's theory, next girl you date, you're going to
Speaker 1: marry her. Oh, just propose right away? Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: I don't go through all this stuff. We're progressive on
Speaker 1: this show. You text in asking me to marry you,
Speaker 1: and that many wives I have. On the end of
Speaker 1: the segment, there were thousands of comments that came in
Speaker 1: on this theory. One said, so true because men tend
Speaker 1: to lose the love of their lives due to immaturity
Speaker 1: and cheating, being not ready, et cetera, whereas women tend
Speaker 1: to level up with their partners. Okay, that I just
Speaker 1: scared my husband into marrying me. So a lot of
Speaker 1: guys disagreed with the Tea one road. Sorry, but no,
Speaker 1: I won't even date a woman if my heart is
Speaker 1: with another. Then he admitted he's been single for forty
Speaker 1: plus years to text into seventy five nine two. Did
Speaker 1: Brooks husband marry her for true love or was it
Speaker 1: just good timing? We would ask him, but he's not
Speaker 1: a lot of talking I take either. Yeah, he's yours.
Speaker 1: We're doing good. How does it works out? Those are
Speaker 1: your story for the day. We got your phone tap
Speaker 1: coming up next. Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. For
Speaker 1: some reason, we've been talking about mashups a lot lately.
Speaker 1: We literally just we're talking about eggs and butter together. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but like mashed and spread together, it's a finished thing apparently. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Speaking of mashups, what if you took a dog sitter
Speaker 1: and mixed it together with an amateur illusionist with a
Speaker 1: potential substance abuse issue together? Is that a mashup that
Speaker 1: you'd want to get a phone call from? Is that
Speaker 1: what I'm saying? I don't know. One guy is about
Speaker 1: to get that phone call. You're gonna hear the beautiful
Speaker 1: mess unfolding your brand new phone tap right now? As
Speaker 1: on the twenties, Hello, Hi, is this Peter? Yeah? This
Speaker 1: is him? Hey, it's Marcus. I'm the dog sitter. Why
Speaker 1: you're the emergency contact right where while the family's away,
Speaker 1: You're the You're the emergency dog sitter guy for Devin Jim.
Speaker 1: Is that what you're talking about? Yes? Yeah, they're my parents.
Speaker 1: What's going on? Did you hear that? Please tell me
Speaker 1: I'm not crazy? You hear that? Right? Yes? Okay, I
Speaker 1: don't know where that's coming from. Man. Is that Agnes?
Speaker 1: That's their dog? Right? Yeah? It is? But I don't
Speaker 1: know where. I don't know where she is, Like I
Speaker 1: can't I can't find her, Like you don't know you
Speaker 1: don't know where where the dog went to? Is that
Speaker 1: what you're telling me? Look, I'm an amateur illusionist. I'm
Speaker 1: Cormack the Conjurer. You probably press see my flyers all
Speaker 1: over the city buildings and stuff. No, I have not.
Speaker 1: But what is going on with the dog? Oh? Oh yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 1: The dog? The dog? So I did the thing where
Speaker 1: you put an animal in the box and you say
Speaker 1: the magic phrase, and then I lifted the box. And
Speaker 1: I guess I'm just really really really good at it
Speaker 1: because she's gone and I don't know where she is.
Speaker 1: You did an illusion with my parents' dog. Well, I
Speaker 1: am an illusionist. Okay, that's what I do. So I
Speaker 1: know she's here. She's just like invisible or something. No,
Speaker 1: it's dude. You gotta calm down, okay and listen. I
Speaker 1: can't call them, man, I'm freaking out. Man. What if
Speaker 1: I'm the one who's invisible? What if the dog can't
Speaker 1: see me and she's like right here, Cormac Cormack, take
Speaker 1: a couple of breaths, Cormack the Conjuror you gotta say
Speaker 1: it together, Cormack the Conjurer. You take a couple of
Speaker 1: breaths with me. I need to be honest with you
Speaker 1: about something. What I ate a bunch of expired ham
Speaker 1: in their fridge? And I don't think that was a
Speaker 1: good idea. What are you telling me? Are you telling
Speaker 1: you that you're like high on ham right now or
Speaker 1: something like that? Man, how's Cormack to conjure ever gonna
Speaker 1: book any Vegas gigs? If I can't find a freaking
Speaker 1: dog in the house, I can hear it. Yeah, you've her,
Speaker 1: not an it. You can think your parents would tell
Speaker 1: them I lost their dog, But don't don't understand right,
Speaker 1: don't call my parents. They're gonna freak them out if
Speaker 1: you tell them an amateur illusion it's lost their dog.
Speaker 1: Hold on, maybe I can actually solve this illusion with
Speaker 1: another illusion. Oh my god, some basil leaves and a
Speaker 1: stick of butter. First you were gone. Now you're near,
Speaker 1: shrink a beer and reappear you're high on ham right now?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, the lamps gone? What? No? You want
Speaker 1: me to come on? So now the lamp's gone, and
Speaker 1: I bet all the beer's gone. All the people. I
Speaker 1: don't even want to check the brought beer. You brought
Speaker 1: beer in my parents place? Is that right? The dogs
Speaker 1: I didn't bring just beer. I brought weed too. There
Speaker 1: you got you're high on ham and it's not my ham. Dude.
Speaker 1: Here's a sweet little poor dog missing. Oh my god, oh,
Speaker 1: oh magness, Oh my god, your hair come here. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. She was in the dishwasher the whole time.
Speaker 1: I just got to open the dish Bob. Did you
Speaker 1: put her in the dishwasher? Is that what you did?
Speaker 1: You put her in the dish I did. How else
Speaker 1: am I supposed to give the dog a bath? Come on, man,
Speaker 1: Not in the dishwasher, dude. Okay, well, then answer me this.
Speaker 1: How else am I supposed to prank call you? If
Speaker 1: I don't call from a radio station faking out of
Speaker 1: breath and playing fake dog noises, how are you gonna
Speaker 1: believe me? I don't believe you. What it's a prank
Speaker 1: phone call? Buds use for the radio Brick and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning. And you're getting phone tapped right now?
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Oh yes, no, your girlfriend Christie set
Speaker 1: you up. She said. The worst case scenario would be
Speaker 1: something happening to their old dog while they're out on vacation. Yea,
Speaker 1: oh my god, oh hold on, hold on, And she
Speaker 1: was in the microwave there like my face you got
Speaker 1: you got hand breath the hand with me? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: your dogs doc there out of control? Thanks carback. The
Speaker 1: conjuror's pretty good at finding stuff on YouTube of Every
Speaker 1: Morning with Funk as the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the Morning. There are certain things you do not want
Speaker 1: to forget on a first date, okay, like their name important,
Speaker 1: your name for that matter, or your pants unless you're
Speaker 1: going out with me, then no pants required. One of
Speaker 1: our listeners says she accidentally forgot something that was so
Speaker 1: important she made the guy turn his car around and
Speaker 1: take them on a thirty minute detour just so they
Speaker 1: could get it. Oh my god, was that the deal breaker?
Speaker 1: And why she's not getting a call back. We're going
Speaker 1: to find out what it was. In your brand new
Speaker 1: second Date Update Second Date Update, Brooks swears she's never
Speaker 1: used the dating apps before. Is that true or because
Speaker 1: she knows that her family listens to the show Sometimes,
Speaker 1: I really haven't, But with the way we've been doing
Speaker 1: our second date updates lately, it's kind of like, brook
Speaker 1: you're getting the online experience anyway, because we've been asking
Speaker 1: people to open up their dates profile and read us
Speaker 1: some of the stuff that they've wrote on there. And
Speaker 1: I say, I have a flipped through my single friends
Speaker 1: and now our stories changed. What about a test, Brook?
Speaker 1: If you want to match with someone in which direction
Speaker 1: do you swipe? Everyone knows that you swipe right. Anyway,
Speaker 1: now that Brook has schooled us on how online dating works,
Speaker 1: maybe we can talk to Shauna, who wants our help today,
Speaker 1: and we want to get into Shauna's dates profile. To Shawna,
Speaker 1: welcome to our happy little slice of morning radio. Than
Speaker 1: you're welcome, Shawna. So who did you swipe right on?
Speaker 1: A guy named Hunter? Okay? If he is holding a
Speaker 1: fish or standing next to a dead animal or antlers,
Speaker 1: I am going to be so disappointed. What if he's
Speaker 1: laying across the hood of a really cool sports car?
Speaker 1: All right, So he says he's looking for a lady
Speaker 1: to match his energy? Okay, that you should put that
Speaker 1: on your dating profile. Oh man, my energy day. We
Speaker 1: will be exhausted someone with someone with the energy of
Speaker 1: ten like Hi, Hi, Oh my god, what's your name?
Speaker 1: What's your name? Someone's out there for you. What else?
Speaker 1: That's a lot? Okay, So we have sports picks on
Speaker 1: here like he's indifferent, like jogging attire. Okay, so he's
Speaker 1: an active guy. Yeah yeah, yeah, so it looks like
Speaker 1: he's very active, right um, and also says he's an
Speaker 1: old soul that is dreaming of moving to a tiny
Speaker 1: town in the middle of nowhere. All right, now you
Speaker 1: lost me. I grew up and tell you I grew
Speaker 1: up in a tiny town in the middle of nowhere.
Speaker 1: Nothing romantic about it. Yeah, that's a really sad story.
Speaker 1: While your parents listen to this, it's like the opposite
Speaker 1: mark they know. Yeah, they thought it was going to
Speaker 1: be more picket fences left meth Labs on what small
Speaker 1: town life is actually like, yeah, are you into that? Yeah? Well,
Speaker 1: because I think I love gardening and I would love
Speaker 1: to have some animals and stuff like that, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. It's like, I don't think meth Labs
Speaker 1: would played it, and I hope not. Anyway, people call
Speaker 1: her Plan B for you case doesn't work out. Anything
Speaker 1: else on there, Yeah exactly. Yeah. So that he says
Speaker 1: he's ambitious, independent, and he's soft in more ways than
Speaker 1: one with a winky face. Yeah, that's not a positive
Speaker 1: even if you have a dirty mind. That is not
Speaker 1: a positive. Any any man listening out there, never tell
Speaker 1: a lady that you're soft with a winky face. I
Speaker 1: take it that he's like has a dad body, which
Speaker 1: I'm fine with. Just say dad Bob. Don't go with
Speaker 1: the soft boding. Yeah, but okay, and and he ends
Speaker 1: it with he's un apolegetically me. So it's great because
Speaker 1: it's like, Okay, that's a red flag I'm sorry by
Speaker 1: guys or girls that say that I'm drama. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna apologize. Well, it worked for her already.
Speaker 1: It's good. You're much more forgiving than any of us are.
Speaker 1: So tell us about the date that you went on. Okay,
Speaker 1: so our game was great. He took me to a
Speaker 1: pro hockey game. Oh fine, and I kind of like hockey,
Speaker 1: so it was kind of a good thing, I think. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So anyway, but the best thing about it is that
Speaker 1: there was no parking. We like literally circled the parking
Speaker 1: lot for twenty minutes. Did you say the best thing
Speaker 1: about it was there was no parking. The worst thing
Speaker 1: about leaf, like one of the worst things about it,
Speaker 1: There was no parking. Yeah, so we looked for like
Speaker 1: twenty minutes and then I realized that I didn't have
Speaker 1: my gloves, and so I made him take me home.
Speaker 1: Why the glove sport? No, yeah, I understand you guys.
Speaker 1: I'm always cold, like like now my hands are freezing.
Speaker 1: I have cold hands all the time. Well, don't they
Speaker 1: sell gloves at the game, especial like Tonic gloves, you
Speaker 1: know the kind that's like the battery powered gloves, like
Speaker 1: they warm up your hands. I have a battery powered coach.
Speaker 1: But you know I had the whole thing. You say
Speaker 1: you made him take you home. Yeah. Yeah, we haven't
Speaker 1: found parking at that point anyway, so I'm like just
Speaker 1: taking me home and get my gloves. Yeah, okay, so
Speaker 1: you missed the whole first period. It sounds like probably yeah.
Speaker 1: But we did come back and we saw the rest
Speaker 1: of the most of the game, which was great. And wait,
Speaker 1: that didn't ruin his mood, like having a demand like that. No,
Speaker 1: he was so sweet about it. He's like, I get it,
Speaker 1: very Plus he doesn't want to get hugged by her
Speaker 1: if she has cold hands too, So find me a
Speaker 1: woman that doesn't have cold hands, cold hands, I know,
Speaker 1: cold hands, warm heart. Anyway, the game was great and
Speaker 1: then he took me home because you know, games are long,
Speaker 1: and then um, he was like, can I come in
Speaker 1: to my apartment. I was like, well, you can totally
Speaker 1: come in, but it's really cluttered. I'm doing this home project.
Speaker 1: But I kind of just discourage him because I really
Speaker 1: didn't want him in my mess because it's embarrassing trying
Speaker 1: to be implied, but you're you're like, yeah, you come in,
Speaker 1: though it's going to be the worst experience in your life,
Speaker 1: but you am. So he didn't come in. No, he
Speaker 1: did not come in again. Yeah, so then you know,
Speaker 1: I texted him and he's like, I had a great time.
Speaker 1: He texted me, I had a great time. But then
Speaker 1: there's been no, let's get together again, Um, let's go
Speaker 1: out on another date. There's been like just hi, how
Speaker 1: are you? Yeah, that's what I was gonna say. You
Speaker 1: are definitely a lot of energy. I can tell Shan
Speaker 1: it's a good thing. I think. I'm not sure if
Speaker 1: it matches his energy though, because I don't know what
Speaker 1: he's like. Yeah, I'm telling you, I don't know, but
Speaker 1: I mean I'm telling you, guys, really all right, he
Speaker 1: was really nice and I had such a great time.
Speaker 1: It's just kind of watatat It's kind of like, you know, well,
Speaker 1: I want to hear in person when we call him.
Speaker 1: We're gonna dial his number just a few minutes first
Speaker 1: of the play song. We'll come back, and then we'll
Speaker 1: try and get you a second date update right after this. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, hold on second if you're just joining us
Speaker 1: for the second date. We're on the phone with Shauna,
Speaker 1: who clearly has a lot of personality. Yes, she's got
Speaker 1: high energy, with freezing cold hands and a messy apartment
Speaker 1: filled with secret projects that she doesn't want her date
Speaker 1: to see. I think it's just a mess that she
Speaker 1: didn't want him to see, not the project. Well, because
Speaker 1: after the hockey date, Shauna told Hunter in no uncertain terms, no,
Speaker 1: you cannot come inside and see my place. It's a
Speaker 1: pretty bold ask for a guy to go, Can I
Speaker 1: come in? I mean, he's they've already been there twice
Speaker 1: that day for the first time. You have to go
Speaker 1: pick up the gloves in the cluttering. It's true. I'm curious, Jose,
Speaker 1: as a guy, would you take that personally? If a
Speaker 1: girl turned you away at the door, I would definitely
Speaker 1: read into it. I mean It's like most of the time,
Speaker 1: if a girl says it's messy in there, it's nothing
Speaker 1: compared to a like a guy's mess What you live
Speaker 1: with exactly? Are some clean men? Yeah? I don't know him. Yeah, Brooke,
Speaker 1: I would ask you, but I know you've never turned
Speaker 1: away at the door. So for let's get it, Jeff
Speaker 1: jump in the Seana, how are you doing? Are you okay?
Speaker 1: Before we call Hunter here? I'm good. Guys are hysterical? Okay,
Speaker 1: nobody else has ever said that. Yeah, no, I hope
Speaker 1: we can get you a date. I mean maybe he's
Speaker 1: just been busy or something. Yeah, I hope. So all right,
Speaker 1: let's find out for sure. We're gonna die Hunter's number
Speaker 1: right now and we'll see what he has to say. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: and just for the record, we think you're hysterical too. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're matching energy. You're welcome, all right. Yeah, let's just
Speaker 1: call him here we go. Hello, Hey, is this Hunter? Yes?
Speaker 1: This is him? Who is this? Hey? This is Jeff
Speaker 1: from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: Is this the same Hunter that went out with a
Speaker 1: girl recently named Shanna to hockey game. Who's asking I'm
Speaker 1: sorry me. Yeah, my name you guys. See you from
Speaker 1: the radio. Yeah, yeah, we do a morning radio show. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: so wait, I'm really confused right now. I'm sorry. This
Speaker 1: has never happened to me before. Well, we'd like to
Speaker 1: ask you questions about the date because Seana reached out
Speaker 1: to us afterwards and said she had a really nice
Speaker 1: time with you. Oh. It's part of a thing that
Speaker 1: we do called a second Date Update, and we're trying
Speaker 1: to help her get some answers for why afterwards you
Speaker 1: two aren't reconnecting. Uh. Well, uh, she's she's something, that's
Speaker 1: for sure. Is she being too eager? Like, were you
Speaker 1: going to get back to her? You guys, I'm assuming
Speaker 1: you spoke to her, right, so, I'm guessing you kind
Speaker 1: of got the feel from her that she's a lot
Speaker 1: of energy. She's a lot Yeah, but she said, I
Speaker 1: mean she told us on your dating profile it says
Speaker 1: you're looking for someone to match your energy. I mean
Speaker 1: people who write that are only people who are like
Speaker 1: high energy, right, Like, you'll be wrong. I'm all for
Speaker 1: matching energies, but there's levels to the sort of thing,
Speaker 1: and levels the date itself was fine, I mean, albeit
Speaker 1: that there were minor inconveniences having to go out of
Speaker 1: my way to get her gloves, and it's the whole thing. Okay.
Speaker 1: We we heard about that, and from what we understand,
Speaker 1: she felt kind of bad that she left her gloves
Speaker 1: and made you leave and miss part of the game.
Speaker 1: She even called you a total gentleman about the whole ship.
Speaker 1: She told me about that, and I understood, I it's fine,
Speaker 1: it's whatever. That's not what the deal breaker was for me.
Speaker 1: So there is a deal breaker, Yeah, one specific reason,
Speaker 1: and that was kind of like the cherry on top,
Speaker 1: and I was just kind of like, okay, now I
Speaker 1: can't go through. The gloves were at the beginning, Like
Speaker 1: what was it? Then? Yeah? The tail end of it, okay,
Speaker 1: your end, Yeah, the very very very end of it.
Speaker 1: When we went back to her place and she's telling
Speaker 1: me about this project that she's working on, it's a mess,
Speaker 1: you know. She's telling me, I don't think it's you know,
Speaker 1: you might feel comfortable to a little cramped in there.
Speaker 1: And I asked, I was, what's this project that you're
Speaker 1: working on? And she told me that she has Christmas trees.
Speaker 1: She's you know. I was like, okay, well Christmas time
Speaker 1: is coming. And what she said plural trees. I'm like, wait,
Speaker 1: you have more than one? Oh yeah, some people do that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's the problem. Well she has five of them and
Speaker 1: she's working on three More's trees? Are she does? She
Speaker 1: like make them for other people and then deliver them
Speaker 1: or something. It's it's for her just just to have
Speaker 1: around the household, full size trees. Like every room in
Speaker 1: the house is a full sized tree. I don't know
Speaker 1: if if it's all in one room or if it's
Speaker 1: in one room and one's in a bedroom, one in
Speaker 1: a I don't know. So you hate Christmas, I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be the Grinch here. I'm just
Speaker 1: saying that, you know. And then she seemed a little
Speaker 1: compulsive obsessive over it to the point where it's kind
Speaker 1: of creepy. Are you sure they're not just like miniature trees,
Speaker 1: like little tabletop trees and my mom has like four
Speaker 1: that are all decorated different. Yeah, there, little little little
Speaker 1: you know, little trees like that don't make a mess
Speaker 1: where it warns people not entering your house, you know, Okay,
Speaker 1: so you're not calling her back because she has so
Speaker 1: many Christmas trees. Yeah, and she even said that her
Speaker 1: nieces and nephews can't even touch them. She's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: she gets and she's getting gingery over it too, which
Speaker 1: is kind of kind of creepy out. So it sounds
Speaker 1: to me like you might see her as a little
Speaker 1: bit high maintenance. Well, I'll tell you this much. I've
Speaker 1: been on enough dates through the apps to know that
Speaker 1: when someone obsesses over something like this, it's a major
Speaker 1: red flag flags fun facts. Yeah, well, you know, good,
Speaker 1: look at this red as a color of Christmas. Maybe
Speaker 1: you could get the green flag you go with lear.
Speaker 1: I'm sure there's a perfectly good explanation she could give
Speaker 1: you right now when we put her on the other line,
Speaker 1: because she's actually been there the whole time. Hunter what yeah,
Speaker 1: yea hunter high hunter. Oh my gosh. Oh yeah. So okay,
Speaker 1: so I'm listening to this and my head stop to explode.
Speaker 1: First of all, you haven't even been in my house.
Speaker 1: How is my house this energy? Well, I mean it's
Speaker 1: not like you didn't even want me to come in,
Speaker 1: so well I didn't because I, like, I have ornaments
Speaker 1: every wird everything else, and they're so cool. So I
Speaker 1: have like a forest, Yes, I do, admit I can
Speaker 1: have like in my living room. It's kind of like
Speaker 1: a forest. I have like little elves and stuff, you know.
Speaker 1: I put one in my garage and I have it
Speaker 1: decorated like with like little tools, like with little nuts
Speaker 1: and balls, a little wrenches. Oh see, Hunter, there you
Speaker 1: definitely overacted. Not a red flag at all. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: and then I have one in the back. I actually
Speaker 1: put one in the bathroom, like in the corner. I
Speaker 1: take out my hamper, put like it in the bathrailing
Speaker 1: a full sized tree. But yeah, it's great. You have
Speaker 1: a big bathroom. Yeah it's pretty big. It's colin skinny.
Speaker 1: Can you have a shape tree? Like different shapes and
Speaker 1: sizes or whatever? This is tree? Thank you for sharing
Speaker 1: so much. I think we get the picture now. You
Speaker 1: you love Christmas, you love all the trees in your house,
Speaker 1: and I don't think so. I would just like to
Speaker 1: give Hunter a chance to respond to you a little
Speaker 1: bit about what what he thinks about all the trees
Speaker 1: in your house? Hunter? Who let it get out? Maybe
Speaker 1: more than two words this time? Hunter gave it a shot.
Speaker 1: Don't get me wrong. I am all for Christmas spirit.
Speaker 1: I love nature, foliage, you name it. But outside the house,
Speaker 1: you know, maybe one Christmas tree suffices Christmas for you.
Speaker 1: I just can't get uni. You put up trees, which
Speaker 1: means you take down where her expensive trees is probably
Speaker 1: the equivalent of one tree for What do you do
Speaker 1: for New Years? What do you do for Valentine's? Like,
Speaker 1: now you have me thinking, oh, well, you know, Valentine's
Speaker 1: is great to have my whole. I have a whole,
Speaker 1: like a separate storage unit for all of my decorations
Speaker 1: for every holiday of the year. See Hunter was asking
Speaker 1: her about Valentine's Day, which makes me we would love
Speaker 1: to send you on that pre Valentine's Day to date
Speaker 1: and we will pay for it. Oh oh yes, my friend,
Speaker 1: I mean you gotta give her. She is fun, she
Speaker 1: is spirited. In her defense, you said every part of
Speaker 1: the date was good until the sketchy Christmas trees came about.
Speaker 1: If you can get over that, you know you're gonna
Speaker 1: have good combo and gonna have matching energy. Fair enough,
Speaker 1: fair enough, fair enough, And we know from your dating profile,
Speaker 1: Hunter that you're unapologetically yourself. You can continue to unapologetic
Speaker 1: beat yourself on that next day right now. But I
Speaker 1: will say the majority of people in this room thought
Speaker 1: that was a red flag. Yeah, maybe you could look
Speaker 1: over her red flaw. Come on, Hunter, one more chance.
Speaker 1: We'll pay for it, man, red flag, green flag, put
Speaker 1: him together Christmas. It's like it's like a bad NASCAR
Speaker 1: What do you say, Hunter, you're paying? Definitely all right,
Speaker 1: he's not apologetically cheap too, brooking Jeffrey in the morning. So,
Speaker 1: in case you were wondering, we tape that call before Christmas. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: so that was before she had set up all the trees.
Speaker 1: I thought you maybe could just be a procrastinator. Yeah,
Speaker 1: some people wanted to last for eight months. So they're
Speaker 1: going out again, but I don't know when because she's
Speaker 1: got a lot of work to do it the next
Speaker 1: month to take all that stuff. I don't know about that,
Speaker 1: because we're getting a lot of texts into seventy five
Speaker 1: nine and two saying, jose you and SHAWNA should actually
Speaker 1: be going out and mess your energies together. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna lie. I feel like her and I would have
Speaker 1: a lot of fun. But can you imagine her and
Speaker 1: I at a restaurant, talking and annoying every table around us.
Speaker 1: Who cares about other people when you find love? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, I just don't want to mess with everybody.
Speaker 1: I think you'd eat, just have conversations with yourself. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think it'd be like an intense, passionate love affair
Speaker 1: and you'd pop out thirteen babies in two years, so wow,
Speaker 1: I love kids. Or you just collapse on yourself like
Speaker 1: a black hole. Either. But you have to fight Hunter
Speaker 1: for her because he's going out again, and we wish
Speaker 1: them well, yeah, good luck the least we could say.
Speaker 1: But if you ever want to get a second eight
Speaker 1: update for yourself, don't be shy. Email the show. We'll
Speaker 1: call the person who wasn't calling you back brooking Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning. Every good performer knows it's important to
Speaker 1: pay attention to your audience and make sure that they're
Speaker 1: vibing with you. Yeah, for sure, that's the whole to it,
Speaker 1: which is why every Friday when I sing, I look
Speaker 1: over and I noticed Jose and Brooke having a great time,
Speaker 1: and I love that. But then there's Alexis. Yeah, she's
Speaker 1: never once danced along to any of my songs. Sometimes
Speaker 1: I think she's swaying, but then I rewatched the video
Speaker 1: on Brooke and Jeffrey YouTube. It turns out she's just
Speaker 1: twitching from coffee over yea too. And there was one
Speaker 1: time I thought she did a head nod too, but
Speaker 1: that turns out she was just adjusting her fake ponytail
Speaker 1: that she bought from Claire's at them All. So the
Speaker 1: question is can I win her over today if I
Speaker 1: give her permission to twerk along? I'm hoping Alexis can
Speaker 1: come through during my brand new song of the week.
Speaker 1: It's coming up at eighteen. This is it last chance
Speaker 1: to tune away for my song of the week. According
Speaker 1: to research, every January, over seventy five percent of the
Speaker 1: population makes some type of New Year's resolution. That's a
Speaker 1: why say, I'm gonna do this better, I'm gonna do
Speaker 1: that less, I'm gonna do this much much more. But
Speaker 1: ultimately we're weak. Yeah, at least we try it, because
Speaker 1: the same research says that by January twelfth, most people
Speaker 1: have failed on their resolutions and they've gone back to
Speaker 1: being their same old, sloppy, disappointing selves January instead. Well,
Speaker 1: and the thing is, if you're single, failing on your resolutions.
Speaker 1: Probably not that big of a deal to you, No,
Speaker 1: But what about with couples who made a New Year's
Speaker 1: resolution together as a teen? Like, Look, I don't know,
Speaker 1: do you and your husband ever make a joint resolution
Speaker 1: or do you always just tell him all the areas
Speaker 1: you think he needs to improve. Oh, you're saying that
Speaker 1: the joint resolution wasn't for him to put the laundry
Speaker 1: away or pick up the towels, or I say we
Speaker 1: need to be better at laundry and cleaning the house.
Speaker 1: It wasn't a week Yeah, it could be stressful to
Speaker 1: feel like you've made a pact with your partner to
Speaker 1: turn a new leaf together. Meanwhile, you know you're not
Speaker 1: strong enough to keep this going anymore. I mean, honestly,
Speaker 1: we're not doing dry January, but we are doing no
Speaker 1: drinking on the weekdays, no glass of wine at the
Speaker 1: end of the night and things like that. And then
Speaker 1: the weekend hands and we got gallons on. You've already
Speaker 1: made it this far. I have had I even had
Speaker 1: a dinner party and drink kombucha. Oh, it's not the
Speaker 1: same something. The thing is, it's hard to do this
Speaker 1: where it's like, you know, you've already given up, but
Speaker 1: you're going to do anything to hide it from them
Speaker 1: so that you don't get called. See that, Like, hey,
Speaker 1: no junk foods, so you're like eating chips in the car.
Speaker 1: It's not a good look if you're drinking wine in
Speaker 1: the closets indication of some issues diner party right downstairs.
Speaker 1: You see. This is why I came up with a
Speaker 1: song for anybody out there who's feeling a little bit
Speaker 1: guilty because they know they cheated on their New Year's
Speaker 1: resolution already, but they haven't told their partner yet. Someone
Speaker 1: is currently eating some fast food in their car and
Speaker 1: feeling shame they were going to the gym. That's what
Speaker 1: this song is all about. Instead of singing Sam Smith's
Speaker 1: big hit something Unholy. I love this. It's young Jeffreys
Speaker 1: sneaking mcflurries. I like it all right. So I'm gonna
Speaker 1: point when I'm ready, all right, points up a shop
Speaker 1: because I think this is a baby. These are finally
Speaker 1: gonna change for us this year. Naughty naughty girl sports Canuary.
Speaker 1: She would drink no booze, but found a way to
Speaker 1: get around those rules because jello shots aren't really drank.
Speaker 1: Their chewing shady Shady boy promised his girlfriend he would
Speaker 1: eat Morelly, so now he leans over a bowl of
Speaker 1: ice cream. She don't know. He's been motor boating Jerry
Speaker 1: creating a promise my girl, I'd be hopping on to
Speaker 1: the peloton, but that was Bolowney washbarn up. She's been
Speaker 1: wanting them. I've been floating them through photo shot. Holy sorry,
Speaker 1: Areio still got a body like ma Areio. I must
Speaker 1: no side before he would sup eating chocolate, but he
Speaker 1: never said white chocolate d to Bendy's Bendy. But this
Speaker 1: year we gonna fix it. Told me style buying Starbucks
Speaker 1: because the megabucks are different, got you, Lulu? Lemon zones
Speaker 1: were to me they were on sale packages from Amazon
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Speaker 1: be much better drinking water. But out in Russia, water
Speaker 1: translates into vacca, just like in Diehart. Got your back
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Speaker 1: pizza shot down the street. Us from boling to learn
Speaker 1: a new leaguish practice, Fanish when I visit you boldly, Oh, oil.
Speaker 1: We give me your bottom oil and go on drop
Speaker 1: just like Microsoft press control h kitchen so she can't
Speaker 1: find me while seeing me say we're over. Not like
Speaker 1: a Twitter but the prob. Oh yeah, yeah, so good man.
Speaker 1: That connected with a lot of people. Yeah, you gave
Speaker 1: me a lot of ideas to avoid that, genius. The
Speaker 1: guilt is real hungry one else like extra hungry. If
Speaker 1: any of our significant others listening, No, we're not hungry,
Speaker 1: totally to our diets and and everything. Yeah yeah, even
Speaker 1: if you come, you can find this video. We're gonna
Speaker 1: post it on the Brooke and Jeffrey socials, on our TikTok,
Speaker 1: on Instagram, Facebook, everywhere at Brooke and Jeffrey. That's your
Speaker 1: song of the week, broken Free in the morning. Text
Speaker 1: Into seven eighty five nine two says your song was
Speaker 1: timed perfectly. Jeff My husband and I are doing a
Speaker 1: weight loss challenge together. He even noticed this morning when
Speaker 1: I stood on the scale with one foot on the floor.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna win. You lost fifty pounds in two days.
Speaker 1: At least one of us is trying. But if you
Speaker 1: missed it. Instead of singing the Sam Smith's song Something Unholy,
Speaker 1: I sing my own version called Sneak and mcflurries for
Speaker 1: anybody out there who's feeling a little bit guilty for
Speaker 1: already cheating on their New Year's resolution that they agreed
Speaker 1: to do together with their partner and Brook What else
Speaker 1: are you seeing pop up on the text board? A
Speaker 1: lot of guilt out there. We got this one that says,
Speaker 1: as a resolution, my boyfriend and I have agreed should
Speaker 1: try to not look at our phones when we're at
Speaker 1: home together. Yeah, which actually works out great since TikTok
Speaker 1: looks way better on an iPad anyways, not breaking the rules,
Speaker 1: oh man. But if you like the song, if you
Speaker 1: missed it, or if you want to share it with
Speaker 1: someone else in your life that you've made a resolution with,
Speaker 1: you can go to Brooke and Jeffrey on TikTok, Facebook,
Speaker 1: in staff, or our YouTube all of it at Brooke
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey check out the song videos there Brooke and Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: In the morning, Brooks will be going for her eighth
Speaker 1: win in a road today, taking on a new challenger
Speaker 1: named Taylor from Seattle. Apparently he's been listening for two
Speaker 1: years to the show now plays in the car every day,
Speaker 1: gets at least three right when you challenge. But now, Taylor,
Speaker 1: you're finally got through to play Brook, what do you
Speaker 1: want to say to her? Anything you want? You could
Speaker 1: say one nice thing and then one controversial thing. Go ahead,
Speaker 1: go look Brooke, Okay, that's the nice things a controversy.
Speaker 1: What's the mean thing you want to say? I'm not
Speaker 1: a mean person? So sweet you are. He's killing you
Speaker 1: with kindness misdirection, I think, And he's saying it like
Speaker 1: I'm not a mean person. But there's a million things
Speaker 1: I could say. No, no, I could be mean on
Speaker 1: a fortnighte award. Ye, Taylor, you would definitely beat me
Speaker 1: in that day. I'm one of your followers, Taylor Ross
Speaker 1: oh nine, Twitch Channel ta and you automatically win games. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I think we should at least go through the motions
Speaker 1: first before we start handing him free money. But we're
Speaker 1: sending Brook out of the studio while that happens. Taylor,
Speaker 1: you know how this game works. You got thirty seconds
Speaker 1: stanswer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
Speaker 1: you could say pass. But you have to beat Brooke
Speaker 1: out right to win. Are you ready? Gotcha? Ready? Your
Speaker 1: time starts now? January is blood donor month. When you
Speaker 1: donate blood? What is the standard amount? Pass? What does
Speaker 1: Taylor her swift call her fan base name the classic
Speaker 1: video game that involves a character eating melons, strawberries, apples,
Speaker 1: and cherries? Zelda? What country is Prague? In? Uh? Path?
Speaker 1: Rory McElroy is associated with what professional sport? Hey, good
Speaker 1: work there, Taylor on that last one. Brooke is going
Speaker 1: to come back in the studio. And because we're into
Speaker 1: the new year, we've been asking people do you have
Speaker 1: any New Year's resolutions, any plans you're looking forward to?
Speaker 1: Try to get back in shape and try at least
Speaker 1: loses the ball at sixty pounds? He wow, wow, sixty Yeah.
Speaker 1: I used to weigh a ball one thirty one five
Speaker 1: back in high school, and then I just gained a
Speaker 1: lot of weight after Well, let's not worry about our
Speaker 1: high school weight. That's that's not something that should be
Speaker 1: a goal. My man shape, healthy, eaten man Brook. Do
Speaker 1: you want to share your high school waiter? You just
Speaker 1: want to get to the questions. Okay, I don't even remember.
Speaker 1: Your time starts now. January is blood donor month. When
Speaker 1: you donate blood. What is the standard amount one pi.
Speaker 1: What does Taylor Swift call her fan base? Uh, swifties
Speaker 1: name the classic video game that involves a character eating melons, strawberries, apples,
Speaker 1: and cherries. What country is Prague in? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: Turkey Rory McElroy is associated with what professional sport? Hydrology?
Speaker 1: That's the study of what water to play the game
Speaker 1: Double Dutch. You need too of one item ropes, jump ropes,
Speaker 1: but I love Double Dutch. She was excited to Oh
Speaker 1: my god, rope. Alright, we're setting it over the scoreboard
Speaker 1: to see how you Bolt did with Jose. Everyone is
Speaker 1: actually laughing at you and calling you pathetic. You do
Speaker 1: realize it, right, Taylor. One of my subscribers, by the way,
Speaker 1: all of my channel on twit chadairis Jose. You got
Speaker 1: one correct, no question? Hey, yeah, it's all good man.
Speaker 1: You're a VIP in my heart. And Brook Yeah, you
Speaker 1: got sick, Taylor. Not the best way to show up
Speaker 1: on your first try here, but it can only get
Speaker 1: better from here, right yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah. Let's
Speaker 1: go over the answers for everybody. January's blood donor month.
Speaker 1: When you donate blood, the standard amount is one pint,
Speaker 1: but Brooke always goes above and beyond and donates twelve. Honestly,
Speaker 1: it only takes an hour. Everyone should donate. Taylor Swift
Speaker 1: calls her fan base the Swifties, the classic video game
Speaker 1: that involves a character eating melon, strawberries, apples, and cherries.
Speaker 1: That's pac Man, he got that right, No, Zelda, there
Speaker 1: are I think there's cherries and apples. You can pick
Speaker 1: up the Taylor, look what having it like? I'm a gamer.
Speaker 1: The country Prague is in is the Czech Republic. Rory
Speaker 1: McElroy plays of hydrology is the study of water. And
Speaker 1: to play double Dutch you need to Jeffrey jump ropes. Yes. Now, Taylor,
Speaker 1: unfortunately can't give you any money here, man, but just
Speaker 1: for playing, you do win a copy of Now that's
Speaker 1: what I call music eighty four. Man, you're not getting
Speaker 1: that on Jose's switch stream. I got one thing, Brooke,
Speaker 1: I'm coming back. Well, maybe you'll get another copy of
Speaker 1: Now eighty seven. I don't know. It took them eighty
Speaker 1: three failed attempts, but the geniuses that now finally figured
Speaker 1: out what we actually call music. Yea. Also, Taylor, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna give you some forehead kisses next stream. Okay, oh,
Speaker 1: I love that it's the R rated stream. All right, Taylor,
Speaker 1: thanks so much for playing man. We'll be back to
Speaker 1: do Win Brooks Box same time on Monday, Broke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning.