Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of bros
Speaker 1: Ziting Bros. M I am Jack. That right there is
Speaker 1: Miles and that is a bro who iced a series
Speaker 1: of bros man The icing the icing war stories that
Speaker 1: Miles was telling before we started recording were it was
Speaker 1: psychological warfare. It was psychological warfare. It was late odds
Speaker 1: into the tens and look, well, I'm sure anybody who
Speaker 1: maybe it seemed like wild to people who maybe weren't
Speaker 1: into icing and that we're completely like smear knoff brained
Speaker 1: at the time, like me, but we would go out
Speaker 1: of our ways. People don't know there's this game or
Speaker 1: smear knoff ice. You've got ice somebody, which was basically
Speaker 1: like if you would it's like a prank game and
Speaker 1: you basically if someone presents you with ice, you can't
Speaker 1: refuse it. You have to drink it usually got to
Speaker 1: get on like a knee um. But you could also
Speaker 1: block a smear knoff ice like so it's gonna try
Speaker 1: to present it to You could pull out your own
Speaker 1: smearing off ice and then block it and then they
Speaker 1: have to drink both. And it didn't matter if it
Speaker 1: was like right before a job interviewer or something like no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: I remember we were in a restaurant once and they
Speaker 1: told us we cannot be drinking outside alcohol in their
Speaker 1: restaurant because we would bring smearing off ices into the
Speaker 1: restaurant as like blockers or to set people up. And
Speaker 1: they're like one person, like where did you get smearing
Speaker 1: off ice or like oh, we brought them. They're like,
Speaker 1: you can't do that, You're fucking idiots. Have you ever
Speaker 1: been to a restaurant? No, I haven't, But we would
Speaker 1: do stuff, for example, like you would empty a toilet
Speaker 1: tank and then you put a smear knoff ice in
Speaker 1: the toilet tank and then put the toxic on, so
Speaker 1: when someone uses the toilet, like shit, it's not flushing,
Speaker 1: they opened the toilet tank. Boom, you've been nice. Murder.
Speaker 1: I feel like, yeah, like all these like plot out
Speaker 1: of Murderer. I feel like, oh yeah, like we were
Speaker 1: pretty diabolical with it. So I've put entirely too much
Speaker 1: thought into it. I will say that, yeah, No, it's
Speaker 1: it's crazy, a new side of you. I hadn't even
Speaker 1: suspect I contain multitudes, Like I said, I've I've I've
Speaker 1: I've done it all folks seen it all just came
Speaker 1: up because we as we were starting to record Miles
Speaker 1: trying to ice me. Um yeah, I was like seven
Speaker 1: years and you're like, too bad, dude, because I'll drink
Speaker 1: four I'll drink fourteen just off the strength, dude. Trending,
Speaker 1: let's talk about what's trending, bros. Uh Carthy getting iced out.
Speaker 1: But it looks like he's he's making some progress underdog story.
Speaker 1: He's made so many concessions, though we have no idea
Speaker 1: what this speakership is going to look like, because he
Speaker 1: might be like, yeah, the second you don't like me,
Speaker 1: I can be vaporized in a vote. Um, so there's that,
Speaker 1: and you can determine all of the business of the House.
Speaker 1: Is that enough for you? I just want to be
Speaker 1: able to be in that office. I have to let
Speaker 1: Matt it's walked me around on a dog chain h resign.
Speaker 1: He said he will resign if Kevin McCarthy's elected speaker,
Speaker 1: which seems like a good out because you probably you know,
Speaker 1: you're probably facing some legal trouble anyway. Wait, but I
Speaker 1: thought he got away with it, didn't he didn't he
Speaker 1: uh skate like Epstein first time or at least there's
Speaker 1: they know that, like the his coke, that other dude
Speaker 1: that he was like definitely got in trouble. Yeah, Matt Gates, Um,
Speaker 1: I don't think there's anything to say that he's no
Speaker 1: longer a subject of an investigating I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 1: You know, he's a white man in Congress and has power,
Speaker 1: so who knows what. Well, speaking of sexual predators, allegedly,
Speaker 1: match Lap you remember him, you heard about him, You've
Speaker 1: seen him, the guy who created SEPAC stalwarts racist that way,
Speaker 1: Yet another professional homophobe has been accused of sustained in
Speaker 1: unwanted and unsolicited sexual contact with a stafftaff for herschel
Speaker 1: Walkers Senate campaign. It's pretty vile, Like this guy was
Speaker 1: supposed to be driving Slap around for the campaign and
Speaker 1: they said that Slap groped and fondled his crotch after
Speaker 1: buying him drinks at two different bars and then said
Speaker 1: he wanted to spend the evening discussing the staffers professional future.
Speaker 1: And then afterwards the staffer like uh, texted like someone else,
Speaker 1: like a supervisor in the campaign and said what happened, Like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, don't like, yeah, you don't have to
Speaker 1: do that. Apparently he was told to text Schlap to
Speaker 1: be like, yeah, you made me very uncomfortable, and then
Speaker 1: apparently like Schlap just responded with like not not being
Speaker 1: like huh, it was just sort of like, please give
Speaker 1: me a call. Yeah, and then please give me a call, sir.
Speaker 1: And and if if you see it in your heart.
Speaker 1: He asked him to look within his heart to call me. God,
Speaker 1: please don't ruin me again. He's cooned up in the
Speaker 1: power machine of the right. But yeah, who know, who knows,
Speaker 1: But yeah, it turns out people like that with hateful
Speaker 1: agendas might be not on the up. Yeah, Coachella is
Speaker 1: trending with a bunch of headlines. If you google it,
Speaker 1: the headlines all have question marks at the end of
Speaker 1: the Yeah. I know, it's just it's bullshit. It's something
Speaker 1: that I feel like. It's a trending story we see
Speaker 1: frequently where it's like I heard these are the headliners
Speaker 1: for Coachella. So rumors have it the bad Bunny, Black
Speaker 1: Pink and Frank Ocean headline. Coach Ella. Stop stop trying
Speaker 1: to make that, do we do? We've been doing this
Speaker 1: since fucking when. What's the channel? Orange? Channel Orange nostalgia ultra. Yeah, like, oh,
Speaker 1: Frank Coach is gonna be at Coachella, He's gonna He's
Speaker 1: not gonna be. It's it's like when the like the
Speaker 1: media is like Ben or Jennifer Anniston and Brad Pitt
Speaker 1: are getting back together. Yeah, equivalent of that. Yeh, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's Frank Ocean at Coachella this year. But I feel
Speaker 1: like Bad Bunny makes sense, Black Pink makes sense, not
Speaker 1: that Break Ocean does it. But he's pretty famous at
Speaker 1: this point for not wanting to do it. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: then booking and then backing out, or like being rumored
Speaker 1: and backing out. So um, who knows. Maybe I have
Speaker 1: a prediction I will not be there, Yes, And as
Speaker 1: I predicted, it's gonna be a mess. I don't know how,
Speaker 1: but it's going to be a mess. Don't not sure
Speaker 1: what's very specific? This one's gonna be one you're gonna go.
Speaker 1: I don't know why, just a feeling I got when
Speaker 1: are people going to start? Like I don't know that
Speaker 1: that feels like a good place for a nice climate
Speaker 1: action direct action type. I don't know something. Yeah, that'd
Speaker 1: be wild if like them wealthy like activists like okay,
Speaker 1: I'll buy about ten thousand passes to Coachella. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: I'll just ten thousand people in there that are or
Speaker 1: just are like that are on the same agenda that
Speaker 1: like at will can just change like the entire environment
Speaker 1: of a concert because there's ten thousand people being like
Speaker 1: stop them music or whatever. I don't know, yeah, but yeah,
Speaker 1: who knows what will happen. I'm sure it'll just be
Speaker 1: sponsored by American Express and you can smoke legal weed
Speaker 1: in our wall street room. Yeah, a lot of a
Speaker 1: bunch of really cool things they're doing to show off
Speaker 1: how by partnering with the energy industry, uh not the
Speaker 1: oil and gas industry, the energy industry, they've come up
Speaker 1: with some really cool needo ideas. Black Pink has their
Speaker 1: own secrets on how they keep their energy up on stage,
Speaker 1: and so does British Petroleum. All right, let's take a
Speaker 1: quick break. We'll be right back. And we're back, And
Speaker 1: it's January six, baby, you never heard of January six?
Speaker 1: The day? Nah, it's like the sixth day of the year. Yeah,
Speaker 1: with January is the month you've heard of that? Right? Definitely, definitely, definitely,
Speaker 1: So there's a sixth day, okay, And in the seventh
Speaker 1: he rested. That's right, brought it back. Yeah, it's been
Speaker 1: two years saw that ship, and there still fucking nothing. Uh.
Speaker 1: So aside from like the people who were intelligent enough
Speaker 1: to record themselves in four K being at the Capitol,
Speaker 1: we're looking for some of the bigger fish here because
Speaker 1: I know Jenny Thomas, there was no recommendation for her
Speaker 1: to be, you know, getting caught by the d O J.
Speaker 1: I'm sure maybe they didn't find enough, but I mean,
Speaker 1: it's just so the whole shit stinks, uh, and all
Speaker 1: these people are laughing their ass off. We're behind it. Uh,
Speaker 1: heavens to hog heaven even you know, I hate to
Speaker 1: use that phrase, but it stinks to do. Hate to
Speaker 1: use that, but I know you do it all the
Speaker 1: time because Hoggs don't go to heaven. We know that
Speaker 1: unemployment numbers came out record low fifty years, Yeah, fifty
Speaker 1: year lowemployment. Um. Now we just gotta look at those
Speaker 1: wages how they Yeah there, I mean, I guess here's
Speaker 1: the question. Do you want to use inflation to then
Speaker 1: see if how wages are Because if we're encountering, if
Speaker 1: we count in you know, inflationary movement, then we're still
Speaker 1: kind of we're netting out of the loss there. Um,
Speaker 1: so there is that, although it is kind of cool
Speaker 1: to see like Larry Summers like talk from like a
Speaker 1: fucking hidden tropical island where he's like, man, we're gonna
Speaker 1: need more unemployment if we're gonna contain this inflation, and
Speaker 1: you're like, holy shit, dude, are you fucking serious. It's
Speaker 1: pretty revealing about how these billionaires are actually thinking and
Speaker 1: they're like nah, nah man. Fuck. People's like, well, Larry
Speaker 1: Summer's former Harvard President, Epstein flight log uh star guest, yeah,
Speaker 1: guest guest star of the Epstein flight Log multiple times.
Speaker 1: But yeah, he's literally on a tropical beach somewhere just
Speaker 1: telling people that we need to put these motherfucker's out
Speaker 1: of work to control inflation. So um, he seems like
Speaker 1: he's doing all right to be yeah, yeah, yeah, he knows,
Speaker 1: he knows the deal. He's like, I need y'all to
Speaker 1: be broke, yes, because then y'all ask for less too,
Speaker 1: and then you stop asking for ways of ship like that.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it's it's also interesting too, like how there's
Speaker 1: also you know a lot of people like oh, thank
Speaker 1: you Joe Biden for this record unemployment and things like that,
Speaker 1: which I get it's fifty years as a statistic, that
Speaker 1: seems remarkable, but it's like really supplement Like I'd also
Speaker 1: I would love to see something that was a survey
Speaker 1: of like working people that was, like a man, a
Speaker 1: record high number of working people said they're satisfied with
Speaker 1: their wages, because I think that's the real juxtaposition of information. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding, right, hey, exactly, rather than having people
Speaker 1: like you know, Jen Saki or other people who have
Speaker 1: been in the whitest like this is actually fantastic news
Speaker 1: for the Biden administration. Wow, Wow, this is happening. The
Speaker 1: Republicans are in disarray. Okay, blue no matter who. That's right, um,
Speaker 1: and hey, speaking of vote blue, no matter who, people
Speaker 1: are voting blue at the box office with their wallets.
Speaker 1: Avage to god, I'm good at this. Uh. It's just
Speaker 1: just moved up to number nine on the historic worldwide
Speaker 1: box office ninth biggest movie ever already a couple of
Speaker 1: weeks in and he's done, He's on it. So I
Speaker 1: was just looking at the top lifetime gross movies. Avatar
Speaker 1: is number one, and that movie is old. So this
Speaker 1: is like, not adjusted for inflation, that movie is thirteen
Speaker 1: years old. Titanic is number three, and that's not justed
Speaker 1: for inflation. That was seven. And Titanic is by kind
Speaker 1: of a lot, the oldest movie on the list. And
Speaker 1: then everything's like Marvel Yeah, and then there's a lot
Speaker 1: of Avengers, End Games, Star Wars episode seven, the Fourth Awakens, Avengers,
Speaker 1: Spider Man, Jurassic World made it a lot. The live
Speaker 1: action Lion King is the one that I did not
Speaker 1: realize was that successful. Remember it being a big deal
Speaker 1: at the time and going to see it and being like, Wow,
Speaker 1: I can't believe this movie exists. And I mean I
Speaker 1: was pissed because when they said Jonathan Taylor Thomas was
Speaker 1: not coming back to a voice, simba, I'm out yeah.
Speaker 1: And that was your reaction to Avatar Too is the
Speaker 1: no no jaf and Taylor Thomas. I also asked you,
Speaker 1: I said, how many people white people with dreadlocks are
Speaker 1: in it, because that's another thing that will determine whether
Speaker 1: or not. And I said quite a few, my friends,
Speaker 1: and I said, thank you very I love to see it.
Speaker 1: I will be there now. Avatar two is of all
Speaker 1: the James Cara movies. It reminds me of Terminator to
Speaker 1: the most in that it's like another amazing watch I get.
Speaker 1: There's there's the larded on like the neo colonizer vibes
Speaker 1: are real, both with obviously James Cameron's quotes, and then
Speaker 1: the plot of the movie continues to be that the
Speaker 1: leader of the navvy is a white guy's brain in
Speaker 1: a navy body. Um. But the main thing that it's
Speaker 1: incredibly compulsively watchable and like, you know, again, my eyes
Speaker 1: are dry because I keep forgetting to blink. But I
Speaker 1: don't remember this about Terminator too until I like watch
Speaker 1: it again, and then you see, like James Cameron's writing
Speaker 1: for teenagers, like his writing for Edward Furlong's character, is
Speaker 1: just so so brutal. He's like, that's what you gotta say,
Speaker 1: cheese off, dick weed or you know, get buzzed flapjack
Speaker 1: and you're just like, what, that's not how anybody call
Speaker 1: him flapjack? Because Avatar to like, two of the main
Speaker 1: characters are Jake Sali's sons, and they're always like, bro, bro,
Speaker 1: come on, bro, It's it's a lot to handle. That
Speaker 1: ship is wowd Because this one quote terminator. To know,
Speaker 1: you gotta listen to the way people talk. You don't
Speaker 1: say affirmative or some ship like that. You say no problem, Lamo.
Speaker 1: And if someone comes to you with an attitude, you
Speaker 1: say eat me. And if you want to shine them on,
Speaker 1: it's shining on, shining them on. It's not a friend.
Speaker 1: It's like, yo, the funk out of here, shine them
Speaker 1: on if you wanna. You know how teenagers are always saying,
Speaker 1: if you want to shine them on, you say And
Speaker 1: also he just thought it was like speaking Spanish was
Speaker 1: like the way that people because Bart Simpson did that ship,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like no problem Amo feels
Speaker 1: like very Bart Simpson, and then righted dialogue consultant. I
Speaker 1: have watched the words of five episodes that are Bart
Speaker 1: episodes of The Simpsons. I get that. Yeah, I've figured
Speaker 1: him out. Ship anyway, Well, Dave, I guess made all
Speaker 1: your money making all your money's Yeah, anyways, that's gonna
Speaker 1: do it for us for this week. We are back
Speaker 1: on Monday with the whole last episode of the show.
Speaker 1: Until then, be kind to each other, be kind to yourselves,
Speaker 1: get the vaccine, don't do nothing about white supremacy, and
Speaker 1: we'll talk to y'all on Monday. Bye bye,