Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that launched a new for profit
Speaker 1: charity called No Crumb Left Behind. They release an army
Speaker 1: of room buzz into a school cafeteria every night, collect
Speaker 1: all the food comes off the floor, and then donate
Speaker 1: them to feed local hungry ferrets. No Crumb Left Behind
Speaker 1: with Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news
Speaker 1: stories round the globe, just like everyone else does, except
Speaker 1: we have a laser. Those other sloppy Pastramis just don't
Speaker 1: this first Laser Stories out of Tulsa, Oklahoma, thanks to COVID.
Speaker 1: Everyone in North America owns a mask now except maybe
Speaker 1: one guy named Spencer Googler. And I know that because
Speaker 1: Spencer is a local porch pirate. Yeah that'd be cooler,
Speaker 1: wouldn't it. Recently, Spent stole a package while not wearing
Speaker 1: a mask, but instead to hide his identity. He wore
Speaker 1: women's underwear over his head and a security camera got
Speaker 1: it on video. Cop recognized him because he also wore
Speaker 1: panties on his head during a few other recent porch
Speaker 1: pirate thefts. Oh, he's known as the panty pirate. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was gonna go panty raider, but I like pirate better.
Speaker 1: The alliteration is yeah, smarter. They got a shot of
Speaker 1: his license plate this time and use the photos of
Speaker 1: other ring cameras to confirm it was Spencer because it
Speaker 1: was the same pair of women's underwear every single time.
Speaker 1: Washer panties in between robberies. Dude, he should be happy.
Speaker 1: He doesn't have a plethora guys, all right, but they
Speaker 1: usually come in like I mean, I'm sure he's not
Speaker 1: wearing high design of stuff. They're gonna come up six
Speaker 1: pack or something. Well, police showed up in his house
Speaker 1: and he wouldn't let them in until they got a warrant.
Speaker 1: But once they did, he surrendered. Didn't change his panties.
Speaker 1: No word on that. But afterwards the Tulsa Police Department
Speaker 1: made fun of him on Facebook and posted screenshots and
Speaker 1: they called the underwear a quote unusual and questionably effective mask.
Speaker 1: He's now facing multiple charges for grand larceny and concealing
Speaker 1: stolen property. Panties if they were very effective. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: too bad that one of the things that he stole
Speaker 1: off someone's porch wasn't new panties or else. Maybe he
Speaker 1: never would have been caught looking for the whole time.
Speaker 1: Maybe his next laser stories. Out of Family is fun
Speaker 1: Headquarters send it sarcastic, Jeff. Parenting nowadays is weird. Here's
Speaker 1: the latest example. A single mom named Chacha Watson needed
Speaker 1: her eleven year old to defrost the lasagna before she
Speaker 1: got home. Okay, but the kid wasn't picking up the phone. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you know the kids don't go anywhere without him
Speaker 1: in their hands. So Chacha had to figure out how
Speaker 1: to get her a message. Should she call a neighbor, No,
Speaker 1: who talks to their neighbor anymore? Yeah? What about an email? Maybe,
Speaker 1: but probably not. Yeah. She knew her daughter didn't check
Speaker 1: it that often, and then it dawned on her I
Speaker 1: might be able to reach her through the Roadblocks video game. Funny.
Speaker 1: So Chacha jumped on the Roadblocks app and started walking
Speaker 1: around an area her daughter had been recently talking about
Speaker 1: called Barry Avenue. She was able to find it. I
Speaker 1: love it. After a few minutes of seeing and meeting others,
Speaker 1: cha Cha finally saw her daughter's avatar after greeting her.
Speaker 1: She then sent a direct message telling her daughter to
Speaker 1: take the lasagna and garlic bread out of the freezer
Speaker 1: for dinner. And it worked. Oh my god, there is
Speaker 1: no place is safe from mom. We're everywhere. Chacha says.
Speaker 1: She posted the screenshots to show people what you have
Speaker 1: to go through to get your kids attention these days,
Speaker 1: and people are applauding her ingenuity. Others wanted to know
Speaker 1: if the lasagna was homemade and if so, could they
Speaker 1: get the recipe Priority X laser stories out of tech trends.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah cool. Add lawyer to the list of jobs
Speaker 1: threatened by AI now because a robot lawyer is set
Speaker 1: to argue its first court case next month. This is real.
Speaker 1: The website do Not Pay dot Com has tools to
Speaker 1: help people fight parking tickets or get their bank to
Speaker 1: reverse things like overdraft fees. I've been on that website before. Yes, well,
Speaker 1: now they say they've gotten AI program that can listen
Speaker 1: in on court cases and come up with strategies in
Speaker 1: real time. Dan Dan, dude, in real time. So you're
Speaker 1: just getting coach from a lawyer on the like a
Speaker 1: robot lawyer on the other side. I wanted to be
Speaker 1: like a big, boxy lawyer like may I approached the band.
Speaker 1: I picture like Wally defending me in an assault cast
Speaker 1: rest my case. You're honored. Yeah, they're using it to
Speaker 1: help someone fight a speeding ticket next month somewhere in
Speaker 1: the US, but they haven't revealed where, probably because it's
Speaker 1: illegal why most courtrooms don't allow electronic devices that can
Speaker 1: connect to the Internet. They picked a court that allows
Speaker 1: for air pods to be used as hearing aids. In
Speaker 1: the person finding the ticket will have AirPods in while
Speaker 1: the robot lawyer listens in through their cell phone and
Speaker 1: tells them what to say. My lawyers telling me to
Speaker 1: tell you page four zero four not found. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: absolutely correct. You know what's gonna go, Just like when
Speaker 1: you try to talk to like the Automatia Health, the
Speaker 1: CEO of Do Not Pay says, the judge will definitely
Speaker 1: not know it's going on. And they're also planning to
Speaker 1: use it in another speeding ticket case soon. That's happening
Speaker 1: over zoom because just making judges everywhere paid that they're
Speaker 1: not talking to real people anymore. Well, the future is
Speaker 1: officially here, and Brooke is cheap, so we know she's
Speaker 1: going to be on board for this. I'm so on board.
Speaker 1: It's next laser story is out of Relationship Central. You
Speaker 1: can improve your personal and professional relationships really easily. If
Speaker 1: you're willing to force a few smiles when you're mad. No,
Speaker 1: I feel like a smile when I'm mad is just condescending,
Speaker 1: you know. When I'm in a bad mood, I truly
Speaker 1: try and smile, and it supposedly does something to your brain.
Speaker 1: It's gritting your teeth, the same as smiling. But tell us, Jeff,
Speaker 1: you're also going to have to do some math too,
Speaker 1: So I'm not sure which one of those sounds harder
Speaker 1: for you. I hate it. But according to relationship experts,
Speaker 1: there's a trick called the five to one ratio that's
Speaker 1: the key to keeping everyone happy and satisfied. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I need to hear this because we got a big
Speaker 1: blowout over a sync last week. They basically, for every
Speaker 1: negative interaction you have, okay, you need five positive ones.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and they don't have to be big interactions
Speaker 1: or gestures. Even something simple like a smile or a
Speaker 1: little joke is enough. All right, And this works seem
Speaker 1: legit for helping out your marriages, your friendships, and professional
Speaker 1: situations too. As long as the positive to negative ratio
Speaker 1: is five good ones to one bad one, then you're
Speaker 1: going to be all good. So every time there's a
Speaker 1: bad one. You're like, oh no, I like this guy,
Speaker 1: oh more than five. He's dealing with the professional situation
Speaker 1: right now. This leg is stuck in a crockholes. Come
Speaker 1: to an end of the day, We'll do it again,
Speaker 1: same time on Friday.