Speaker 1: Sometimes it's fun to speculate about what's the world's gonna
Speaker 1: look like one hundred years from now. Yeah, I'm totally
Speaker 1: into this. Are we gonna have teleportation that would be awesome,
Speaker 1: not for people, just for Amazon boxes so they can
Speaker 1: have literal instant delivery. Do you know they would do that?
Speaker 1: Amazon would create this breakthrough technology and not share it
Speaker 1: with anywhere Like I've been winning four seconds or who
Speaker 1: is gonna be co hosting this very show along with
Speaker 1: Brooks severed head that onto a twenty two year old's
Speaker 1: body checkl text messages lately because I literally just texted
Speaker 1: my husband I have been here so long. It's just
Speaker 1: it's fun to speculate about what will happen a century
Speaker 1: from now. And if you can believe that people were
Speaker 1: doing it one hundred years ago, and I know it
Speaker 1: because somebody found an old article from nineteen twenty three.
Speaker 1: Yet few sure on what they thought this year would
Speaker 1: look like the bring it. Let's see what they thought.
Speaker 1: Number ten on the predictions, people will work a max
Speaker 1: of four hours a day. Oh wait, I mean we're
Speaker 1: at work for longer than that, but are we actually working?
Speaker 1: The real prediction is people are going to be lazier
Speaker 1: than effortable. For the headline for that was no more
Speaker 1: hard work. By twenty twenty three, they said electricity would
Speaker 1: make that possible, so that electronics would do all the
Speaker 1: work for you. It wasn't women actually entering the workforce
Speaker 1: and lessening the load on anybody else, because back in
Speaker 1: the day in nineteen twenty three, less than half of
Speaker 1: homes had electrical power. Wow. Number nine, No ugly people.
Speaker 1: They thought beauty pageants would become obsolete because it'd be
Speaker 1: impossible to choose a winner amongst the sea of gorgeous,
Speaker 1: gorgeous human people. Well, there's like four plastic surgeons that
Speaker 1: are out there being like, we're trying our hardest. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: we're doing our best. Everybody looks like a Kardashian now,
Speaker 1: so we're halfway there. I love that. When you said that,
Speaker 1: all four of us ugly people all looked and laugh
Speaker 1: at each other. They thought we wouldn't be here. We
Speaker 1: showed them four hours a day. Number eight women will
Speaker 1: paint their teeth black to be fashionable. Why, I don't
Speaker 1: know what that's about. They thought that black teeth were
Speaker 1: going to be the future of hotness, but instead it's
Speaker 1: just white teeth. People when their teeth blacken their teeth. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say I know a couple of toothless people.
Speaker 1: Or Brooke after doing one pack of oreos, she's they
Speaker 1: do get stuck in there, they easily. Maybe you're hotter.
Speaker 1: Number seven, gasoline will be completely replaced by radio waves.
Speaker 1: We would have been a lot more useful. I know
Speaker 1: what if our we could power cars instead of just
Speaker 1: people listening in their car. Reality is a lot sadder
Speaker 1: than that. Lay better. They all had to tune in,
Speaker 1: maybe just joining us. We're looking at an article from
Speaker 1: one hundred years ago where they were predicting what the
Speaker 1: world would look like in twenty twenty three. Number six
Speaker 1: says the average life expectancy will be one hundred years old.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. That was one expert. A different expert
Speaker 1: said three hundred years. I'm out. I don't want to
Speaker 1: go to three hundred. I feel like a hundred of
Speaker 1: this is enough to und Listeners in two hundred years
Speaker 1: want to hear Brooks severed head lies. Don't deprive them
Speaker 1: of that. Number five, flying from Chicago to Germany will
Speaker 1: only take eighteen hours. They were actually too conservative with
Speaker 1: that it's about half of that. It's the nine hour
Speaker 1: flight about from Chicago something. That's if your airline shows
Speaker 1: up on time, they lose your bag. Number four, cancer
Speaker 1: will be completely eradicated, hopes up back in the twenties, Yeah,
Speaker 1: they had adding more to it, no idea what they
Speaker 1: were putting into the environment that was going to cause
Speaker 1: a lot of cancer. But we are making good progress
Speaker 1: towards that. Ye. Number three homes won't have kitchens in
Speaker 1: them anymore. Why that one basically said that we'd have
Speaker 1: ways to make food using quote chemicals and formulas. Again,
Speaker 1: let you go back to the cancer one that we're
Speaker 1: just talking about. Well, we do have like uber eats
Speaker 1: and grub Hub. Yes, the kitchens are slowly becoming obsolete.
Speaker 1: So you're saying that it's just Jose's kitchen is obsolete. Yes, Jose,
Speaker 1: thank you for taking steps to making the future happen.
Speaker 1: I am bringing us into the future single handling. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're welcome, everybody. Number Two, telepathy will exist. I knew
Speaker 1: you were going to say that. I thought it that
Speaker 1: would be amazing, though, can you well actually probably backfire? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess we put all of our thoughts
Speaker 1: on social media anyway, Like why would we need telepathy?
Speaker 1: Nobody has a filter, But they thought telepathy would be
Speaker 1: useful for being able to speak with babies to figure
Speaker 1: out It wasn't a cute thing for like social media posts.
Speaker 1: It was like to figure out what's wrong with your baby.
Speaker 1: I know mortality rate wasn't great three, but still I
Speaker 1: talk to my babies when they were babies. And the
Speaker 1: number one prediction that they had from a hundred years ago. Okay,
Speaker 1: but they thought twenty twenty three would be like they
Speaker 1: thought we would have kidney koozies like beer koozies for
Speaker 1: your internal organs to stay warm. What like we would
Speaker 1: put them inside our bodies or were taking our organs
Speaker 1: out and put them in in the coozies? Did they explain? Clearly,
Speaker 1: the moonshine was really strong by the time they got
Speaker 1: to this prediction. So I don't know. To me, that's
Speaker 1: just like wearing a coat or like a jacket that
Speaker 1: pretty much keeps you warm and take it out. I
Speaker 1: like Brook's idea. It's like the end of the day
Speaker 1: when you're finally going to take your bra that feels good.
Speaker 1: My gallbladders text into seven, eight nine to tell us
Speaker 1: what are your hundred year predictions from now? Text them
Speaker 1: in and then in twenty one twenty three Brooks severed
Speaker 1: Head will read them on the air them if you're right,
Speaker 1: the phone tap is coming up, Brooke and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the morning