Speaker 1: What's up the Internet? And welcome to this edition of
Speaker 1: Remember that character from nine o two one know what
Speaker 1: was her name? Trendo Walsh, Yeah, boy as Shannon Doherty's character. Anyway,
Speaker 1: that's written about to tay what's trending? I'm Miles and
Speaker 1: that is who's that? Hello? Hello, back year, my first
Speaker 1: on the pod in the New year. There you go.
Speaker 1: You got your air brush Bodiqua T shirt on you
Speaker 1: know web day? You know what's up to all? Y'all?
Speaker 1: You know I'm feeling you on a live stream I
Speaker 1: did yesterday. I it's a stupid I made a stupid joke.
Speaker 1: I couldn't find my phone and I said, this either
Speaker 1: is my favorite Puerto Rican food or I don't know
Speaker 1: what's going on because where my phone go? Uh So
Speaker 1: I gotta go, y'all. That's been it for me and
Speaker 1: I'm out of here. End up doing that. Man, I'm
Speaker 1: kind of jealous because I used to live closer to
Speaker 1: Anna and there's this my phone place that I would
Speaker 1: go to, and I know she's been I know she's
Speaker 1: been hitting it up. I see. I saw her post
Speaker 1: pictures and I missed that place. Anyway, you Puerto Rican
Speaker 1: spot here. I mean, I don't know if it's good
Speaker 1: because it's in from Essex Market. No, it's in Manhattan,
Speaker 1: but market is very you know it's I mean, if
Speaker 1: you don't know, you don't live there, but it's like,
Speaker 1: you know basic, It's like there's a funch of stuff
Speaker 1: in there. Um, but I'm eager to try. It looked
Speaker 1: really yummy. I just didn't have the chance. Y'all please
Speaker 1: give us tips the best just we were always trying
Speaker 1: to eat eat well on this show. Um. But let's
Speaker 1: talk about what's trending. First up is The Secret Service.
Speaker 1: Why well, you know this whole week we've been talking
Speaker 1: about and we'll talk about it more. Tomorrow's full episode
Speaker 1: is Joe Byron Oh Senile man himself. He's been at
Speaker 1: these loose documents everywhere, uh, and things have been popping up.
Speaker 1: The first batch I think popped up in November, and
Speaker 1: then we found out recently has some ship in his garage.
Speaker 1: So rather than being like, yeah, it looks like this
Speaker 1: old dude is sloppy as funk with these documents too,
Speaker 1: there's like these libs on fucking Twitter who are like
Speaker 1: it was the Secret Service. They're setting him up right,
Speaker 1: after the Republicans stakehouse. I mean it could be, but like,
Speaker 1: either way, I don't I don't need to like bend
Speaker 1: my mind into pretzels like that when I already accept
Speaker 1: the fact that he is an elder who's probably it's
Speaker 1: like a why is anyone letting him prittan anything? It's
Speaker 1: gonna get lost sticking with him. He probably folded it up,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. He probably spit his gumming
Speaker 1: and put in his pocket. I don't know either way,
Speaker 1: it's just funny to see like all the back and forth,
Speaker 1: like this is nothing like what Donald Trump dude, which
Speaker 1: is true, but it's also curious. Yeah, it looks like
Speaker 1: people are sloppy as ship. We should we should actually
Speaker 1: figure out how to make more secure. But I feel
Speaker 1: like the Secret Service, famously during the Trump administration hated Trump.
Speaker 1: Like I feel like there's a lot of stories basically
Speaker 1: being like the Secret Service does not like Trump. So
Speaker 1: I don't know why they would be against Biden in
Speaker 1: this situation. Well, there's a lot of old there's a
Speaker 1: lot of anything, you know, the law enforce and types.
Speaker 1: They tend to like the message that Trump was putting down,
Speaker 1: you know, based on what I've seen out there, But yeah,
Speaker 1: it's an ongoing story which we will see people try
Speaker 1: to meet these equivocations because they're bored. Um. The next
Speaker 1: thing is trending is Lisa Marie Presley. What's so wild?
Speaker 1: I saw her name trending right so I when I
Speaker 1: clicked it on Twitter, first was just her on the
Speaker 1: Golden Globes red carpet talking about how Austin but she's like,
Speaker 1: my fuck, she she kind of seemed a little bit
Speaker 1: out of it, a little bit yeah, and I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna cast dispersions or whatever, but she seemed less than
Speaker 1: optimal energetically there. And then we just found out she
Speaker 1: was rushed to the hospital after going to a full
Speaker 1: cardiac arrest, and I think they actually got her heart
Speaker 1: going again. But like, now, what the fucking wild ship
Speaker 1: is on top of like Elvis fans and Lisa Marie
Speaker 1: well wishers are like, oh my god, you know she's
Speaker 1: got a kid, you know, please, I hope she pulls
Speaker 1: through whatever. You got all these fucking COVID vaccine fucking
Speaker 1: people now being like, oh wow, another full long cardiac
Speaker 1: arrest and it's like, where are you getting this news? Well?
Speaker 1: It all, it's just died suddenly, died suddenly, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. I mean we're talking what three four
Speaker 1: deaths a year due to that in the US. And
Speaker 1: also cardiac problems are like, heart disease is one of
Speaker 1: the biggest killers of women. So you know, it's like,
Speaker 1: it's nothing to do with COVID. Well, look, it's all
Speaker 1: about you know, just like that guy said when he
Speaker 1: was harassing the pilots in the cockpit, He's like, you
Speaker 1: just had another guy go, another pilot go down. I
Speaker 1: just made that up for the purposes of not being
Speaker 1: wrong in this exchange of information. And I'll say that
Speaker 1: with authority and go back to my coach seat, where
Speaker 1: I'll continue to fart the whole time. Well wishes to
Speaker 1: Lisa Marie Presley. Hope she makes a speedy and full recovery. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was I wonder if that someone was already making
Speaker 1: a joke about like I think someone recorded a video
Speaker 1: pretending to be Austin Butler wishing her well like this
Speaker 1: is how Austin. I'll like, nah, look too fast. I know.
Speaker 1: I was like when I thought I was like come on,
Speaker 1: I felt like I felt like the teacher who didn't
Speaker 1: want to laugh at the student's back like joke that
Speaker 1: you should be like, no, y'all can't be saying that,
Speaker 1: and rather than just be like okay, y'all are too much,
Speaker 1: and they were like, see you didn't you didn't get mad.
Speaker 1: You didn't get mad. You like that, Mr greg Um,
Speaker 1: That's exactly what that is how I feel. Yeah, um
Speaker 1: in fucking outrage and fucking angering news. Keenan Anderson, who
Speaker 1: was a thirty one year old English teacher. He was
Speaker 1: in a traffic accident in Venice, California, flagged down a
Speaker 1: motorcycle cop and somehow turned into a bunch of other
Speaker 1: cops getting on top of him and he was tazed
Speaker 1: to death. The l A p D have already killed
Speaker 1: three people this year. It is January twelve, so we're
Speaker 1: on a every four days average right now. Um. Not
Speaker 1: to mention that two was a record high for police killings.
Speaker 1: So you know, for all this talk about progress or
Speaker 1: forward movement, uh, some kind of adjustment to our our
Speaker 1: policing and policies, we're only just we continue to see
Speaker 1: this ship happened Apparently. Patrise Colors, who is one of
Speaker 1: the co founders of Black Lives Matter said that this
Speaker 1: man is actually her cousin. That's so heartbreaking. I mean
Speaker 1: it's heartbreaking in general, but it's like it's always one
Speaker 1: degree away the video. I saw the beginning part of
Speaker 1: the video. I don't know. I have a bit of
Speaker 1: like a morbid need to kind of see I didn't
Speaker 1: watch the whole thing, but to understand like what went wrong.
Speaker 1: He was in a car accident, and they said he
Speaker 1: was having like an anxiety. I mean he looked, he
Speaker 1: was like, don't know what's going on. Like if you've
Speaker 1: ever been in a really bad car accident, you I mean,
Speaker 1: I remember one time I just stayed in the car
Speaker 1: for a long time because I was trying to figure
Speaker 1: out what the funk just happened. Yeah, when I got
Speaker 1: in my car accident, I remember yelling at the person
Speaker 1: trying to help me because I thought they hit me,
Speaker 1: Like I was so disoriented and I was just like
Speaker 1: what the funk And they were like, no, no, ma'am.
Speaker 1: I pulled over because I was so worried about you,
Speaker 1: like I didn't hate you, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I'm so disoriented. So I can imagine, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and this is this goes along with a really bad
Speaker 1: week for the l a p D. I mean, like,
Speaker 1: they just recently changed their policy to say, like, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: if you're off duty with your service weapon on you,
Speaker 1: you can't get drunk because they've had so many problems
Speaker 1: with officers getting drunk, pulling guns, menacing people with guns,
Speaker 1: shooting people. And it's just wild to hear that policy now,
Speaker 1: and you're like, yeah, what And then yeah, there was
Speaker 1: a Vice article that just like kind of laid out
Speaker 1: just like five like six things that even happened recently.
Speaker 1: You're like Jesus Christ, So yeah, I mean, this is
Speaker 1: exactly why we need real police reform, uh and actual
Speaker 1: my god, like substantive, substantive attempts to be able to
Speaker 1: hold people to account because apparently they say you're not
Speaker 1: supposed to taste somebody for more than fifteen seconds, they
Speaker 1: say he was taste for like over thirty seconds, because
Speaker 1: that's how people, that's how things go from non lethal
Speaker 1: to lethal. So, um, not much is changing. And I
Speaker 1: really courage people to really begin to see that because
Speaker 1: for all of the like patting on the back that
Speaker 1: we've seen the last two years, nothing has changed except
Speaker 1: for people saying words like diversity, equity, inclusion. I'm not
Speaker 1: seeing it anywhere, and until I do, it's fuck this
Speaker 1: ship until the end. Okay, let's take a quick break
Speaker 1: and we'll be right back. We're back, Tucker Carlson, Alex,
Speaker 1: Alex Jones fucking doing some kind of collab. No, okay,
Speaker 1: you remember how Alex Jones lawyer like apparently leaked all
Speaker 1: the ship from his phone and we're like, oh, text messages.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah. Huffington's post has been able has slowly been
Speaker 1: being like, yeah, we got ahold of them. Here's some
Speaker 1: of this stuff we've seen. The first thing I saw,
Speaker 1: and the one I'll mention now is that there's apparently
Speaker 1: this moment where Tucker Carlson apparently went to the Donald
Speaker 1: Trump's house and I did not I did not know this,
Speaker 1: like to warn him to take the fucking virus seriously, apparently,
Speaker 1: And then later that night on his show, Tucker Carlson said,
Speaker 1: this was I remember this because he was he was
Speaker 1: actually pretending, like acting like it was a pandemic. He said, people,
Speaker 1: you know, we'll get sick, some may die. This is real.
Speaker 1: That's the point of this script to tell you that.
Speaker 1: And then we see this, Like they juxtaposed that with
Speaker 1: these text messages where Carlson like he texted Alex Jones
Speaker 1: and he said, I tried, man talking about getting through
Speaker 1: the Trump on how serious this ship was. I tried.
Speaker 1: And then when Trump was just sort of like, you know,
Speaker 1: doing what he did and basically be like it's the
Speaker 1: China virus and do you want to drink bleach, then
Speaker 1: they were like, okay, that's okay. I know how to
Speaker 1: read the sheet music. That's what we're on now. It's
Speaker 1: just wild to just it's wild to say I tried, man,
Speaker 1: like to even so vile, you know, like I'd prefer
Speaker 1: that they're so like evil that off ripped. They're like
Speaker 1: this is it ain't happen. But they probably know, like
Speaker 1: they're smart enough to be like no, it's like real
Speaker 1: fucking doctors out. They're start enough to be self preserving,
Speaker 1: you know, it's like the day they don't want to die, right,
Speaker 1: Like it's like there these are people who you know,
Speaker 1: live in higher circles. They're not people that are uneducated
Speaker 1: so to speak. Right, so they know the stakes. They
Speaker 1: know it's not the game. They want to play the
Speaker 1: game to get the money. To get the cloud whatever
Speaker 1: they need, and it's just a funny universe to think
Speaker 1: about these conversations. This is the kind of ship where
Speaker 1: like you, I don't know, how do you hold someone
Speaker 1: to account who has a platform like that and they're
Speaker 1: willfully obscuring the truth that's leading to countless like like
Speaker 1: loss of life. Like what do you do? Because I mean,
Speaker 1: we saw it, like we know what that does, but
Speaker 1: when you see it so cynically laid out like this
Speaker 1: is like try to tell him, and it's going to
Speaker 1: be bad. And the next thing, you know, Alex Jones
Speaker 1: is like selling his miracle cures and ship. Yeah, come
Speaker 1: on you next story, Let's take it to young people
Speaker 1: town real quick, because I don't like what I'm seeing,
Speaker 1: especially on TikTok. I saw this story this young growing
Speaker 1: in Singapore. She's on TikTok and she's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I got my first like luxury bag and she was
Speaker 1: very happy about this. She's just like over the moon.
Speaker 1: She's like I never had anything like this. Her name
Speaker 1: is Zoe Gabriel. She said, thank you dad for getting
Speaker 1: me this bag. People we're all up in her ship
Speaker 1: because they said that's a bag from Charles and Keith.
Speaker 1: That's like some sixty back that ain't no luxury bag
Speaker 1: and came for this fucking little girl's neck. All she
Speaker 1: did was like, oh my god, people are so fucking sad.
Speaker 1: The internet and TikTok can be such a vile play,
Speaker 1: Like as much as I love dooms growing on there,
Speaker 1: and you know, questionable for my mental health yea. So,
Speaker 1: I mean there's a trend right now even talking about
Speaker 1: like what is the most chronically online take that you've seen,
Speaker 1: And it's like people taking things like this and then
Speaker 1: explaining you know that to me, this is an incredibly
Speaker 1: chronically online take, Like you're bulling a seventeen year old
Speaker 1: for being excited about a gift from her father, which,
Speaker 1: by the way, if I were her age and my
Speaker 1: dad bought me a six dollar back, I would ache
Speaker 1: and so and be be grateful that my father even
Speaker 1: knew my tastes enough to buy a bag, because I
Speaker 1: don't know about you. But if you are a daughter
Speaker 1: of an immigrant parent, immigrant father, they don't know you.
Speaker 1: They refuse to know anything about you, and they will
Speaker 1: hold on to the little nugget of you from four
Speaker 1: to this day, you know, like for instance, I love
Speaker 1: sleeping beauty forever. My dad gets me things that are
Speaker 1: sleeping beauty related in seven and maybe not a sleeping
Speaker 1: beauty stand anymore. So you know what I'm saying, Like
Speaker 1: to have a dad even care about you enough to
Speaker 1: get you with something that you like. Who gives a
Speaker 1: funk if it's sixty that's like I don't like spending
Speaker 1: six dollars in a bag from why I don't understand
Speaker 1: what the I mean again, I know why people get
Speaker 1: the joints because people are so fucking miserable they couldn't
Speaker 1: they couldn't stand to see some like sucking young kids
Speaker 1: like yo, wow, look at this, Like who the funk
Speaker 1: are y'all? You know, man, leave these kids almo't know.
Speaker 1: That's where I was like, I felt like such a
Speaker 1: I mean like I'm on TikTok, but I rarely see
Speaker 1: like the like the young like gen Z culture type TikTok's.
Speaker 1: It's always like some weird dancing like other ship. It's
Speaker 1: less like you know, like influencer type stuff. But yeah,
Speaker 1: like when I said, I'm like, come on, why the
Speaker 1: funk are y all a shaming people? Like it's so
Speaker 1: stupid and especially because like the app is for them really,
Speaker 1: like we are like old asked people just like trolling
Speaker 1: this app, Like leave the seventeen year old who like
Speaker 1: this is actually like their platform. That's me being the
Speaker 1: adult looking on TikTok. Yeah yea, y'all been knocked that off.
Speaker 1: Yeah you better leave that little girl alone. The funk
Speaker 1: you know about this? You don't know where the fun
Speaker 1: she comes from and what the fund does that matter?
Speaker 1: Like that's nothing to be a ship aimed about. And
Speaker 1: then speaking of jen z Um, so I didn't know
Speaker 1: Sierra Missed was like fucking gone or they were like
Speaker 1: getting rid of it. Yeah, I mean, look, I never
Speaker 1: drank the ship, but you know, spread all day if
Speaker 1: you're going to lend the line route even you know,
Speaker 1: even a new formulas even up when that came out
Speaker 1: a few years ago, I was fine with it. But
Speaker 1: it's it's you know, I obeyed my thirst. But Pepsi
Speaker 1: is coming out now with the new replacement for Sierra
Speaker 1: Missed and it's called storry Um and like the packaging
Speaker 1: is very I guess, like I guess it definitely looks
Speaker 1: better than Sierra Missed. Like I'm more open to it
Speaker 1: looking at this, but the tagline, Oh my god, y'all
Speaker 1: if it's like a fucking narc pulled up to your
Speaker 1: high school and just trying to act like he was
Speaker 1: seventeen two, because the tagline is storry hits different. No, no,
Speaker 1: I love that. That to me, hits in the same
Speaker 1: like little cringe bucket as hold now you used word hit, Okay,
Speaker 1: Just it's in the way that like the white kids
Speaker 1: on TikTok are being be so fucking for real right now,
Speaker 1: catch a fragilistic for real right now, like it is
Speaker 1: when people use like I swear to God the I
Speaker 1: stg ship Like, I'm like, whatever, look, everyone's so online.
Speaker 1: They don't be in the pit. Remember when I remember
Speaker 1: that was was that the Taylor Swift woman? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think be in the pit. I was like, didn't be nowhere,
Speaker 1: young lady, except in the principle's office talking like that,
Speaker 1: what are you talking about? I've been to be in
Speaker 1: the pain. You're like, okay, yeah, I saw this other one.
Speaker 1: I saw this other clip on Reddit where like these
Speaker 1: these kids were like so like thirsting after some gymnasts,
Speaker 1: like a collegiate gymnast, and all these dudes were waiting out,
Speaker 1: and another gymnast on her team just walked out and
Speaker 1: all these dudes like sh and this, and she was like,
Speaker 1: what is going on? Terrified. Look, we're all we're all
Speaker 1: coming into our adulthood in different ways, you know, we
Speaker 1: didn't have. The funny thing was when I was taped,
Speaker 1: like I was using video, I had a fucking mini
Speaker 1: DV camcorder to fucking put all my stupid ideas on um.
Speaker 1: But if you saw them, I think it was a
Speaker 1: New York Times article that came out a couple of
Speaker 1: days ago that was about how gen Z is now
Speaker 1: back in the camcorder era, Like they are digital camera
Speaker 1: all day, and I'm like, it must be nice that
Speaker 1: you have the internet to look nice on these digital cameras,
Speaker 1: because if I pull up my digital camera photos from
Speaker 1: two thousand and eight, it is the dustiest, ugliest, awkwardest
Speaker 1: little girl going like duck lists in the mirror in
Speaker 1: like the biggest eyeliner you've ever seen, you know, raccoon
Speaker 1: eyes and stringing things and the whole your poor hair,
Speaker 1: your poor hair. And I thinned out my hair too,
Speaker 1: so it was just depressing. Yeah, because then you say
Speaker 1: my curls yet, Yeah, think Time Journey. Yeah, they were cool.
Speaker 1: Now I'm like, I can't even when I look seventeen.
Speaker 1: It's embarrassing, and they it is. It is wild though,
Speaker 1: because like my dad found like the old camcordies, I
Speaker 1: am gonna throw this away, and part of me was like,
Speaker 1: I don't throw this ship. You could do some lit
Speaker 1: ass music video on there talking about But it's funny
Speaker 1: too because I remember for a while, like there were
Speaker 1: apps I used to download on my iPhone that would
Speaker 1: make your videos look like high eight videos or whatever.
Speaker 1: And now it's just funny to see like that's the
Speaker 1: dominant sort of visual aesthetic. But hey, I get it.
Speaker 1: You know, there was a time when people wanted to
Speaker 1: recreate the look of like sixteen millimeter film and ship
Speaker 1: the o G Instagram filters. Yeah, exactly. What's what was
Speaker 1: your favorite X Pro two? I don't remember. I mean
Speaker 1: I just remember slipping through them and being like pooooooo
Speaker 1: yeah blood Wig maybe, yes, actually blood Wig was a
Speaker 1: good one. Wig was a good one. Yeah. Back in
Speaker 1: the day, man, my old digital camera pictures were like
Speaker 1: me in the I don't even know how to match
Speaker 1: my clothes. Oh no, not, I wore the weirdest fucking
Speaker 1: ship Like. I'm like, I'm looking back, I'm like you
Speaker 1: you know better, you know, like you know what I
Speaker 1: think how things work. But back then, it's just about
Speaker 1: like assembling all these different types of clothing at the
Speaker 1: same time. It's because we grew up in the Disney
Speaker 1: kids wore eighty different patterns, and it was like, that's
Speaker 1: what I was watching. I'm wearing like camo with like
Speaker 1: brown gauchos like wrong with me, I had like a
Speaker 1: j crew like purple and green button up with us
Speaker 1: with a gray and teel fitted Dodgers hat, green, a
Speaker 1: green like golf jacket, you know what I mean. Jeans
Speaker 1: that fucking so fucked up looking anyway, Look, I'm find out.
Speaker 1: I've just I found my zone, which is dressed like
Speaker 1: I was fourteen. So it's basketball shorts, sweatpants, hood, He's
Speaker 1: all day, very simple for me. Um. All right, well,
Speaker 1: thanks so much for listening to us on this wonderful
Speaker 1: trending episode. Thank you Becka for joining me. We're gonna
Speaker 1: be back tomorrow with a whole so, so don't worry
Speaker 1: about that. So until then, you know, ship man, you
Speaker 1: might as well get that that shot if you haven't.
Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like I'm preaching to the choir,
Speaker 1: but you know, wear a mask because the ship is
Speaker 1: out there still. Uh. And also, don't do another about
Speaker 1: white supremacy, massage, any homophobia, none of that nonsense. You know.
Speaker 1: Make sure you're a good person out there. We'll try
Speaker 1: our best too, and we'll see you next time. Bye.