Speaker 1: You've done it. You were getting the fold Brooke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey experience right now with our podcast. I mean, I
Speaker 1: know you want more, Okay, I'm just telling you TikTok
Speaker 1: YouTube all the socials at Brooke and Jeffrey and let's
Speaker 1: start the show right now. Gender reveal parties have been
Speaker 1: a thing for ten fifteen years now, something like that.
Speaker 1: Way too long. Yeah, yeah, sorry, Well, I guess it
Speaker 1: all started back in two thousand and eight when a
Speaker 1: mommy blogger cut into a pink cake to reveal that
Speaker 1: she was having a girl and that actually stayed there.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, that seems tame. Fine whatever, you enjoy your moment,
Speaker 1: but it probably didn't get really popular till like twenty fourteen,
Speaker 1: twenty fifteen, when everybody thought it could help their Instagram numbers.
Speaker 1: I thought you were going to say when that wildfire
Speaker 1: started after that one, Well yeah, handedly since then, people
Speaker 1: have gotten more and more creative with them and accidentally
Speaker 1: blown up cities until the big blue mushroom cloud revealed
Speaker 1: it's a ball bomb. But I think we're finally ending
Speaker 1: the trend now with a new low how because a
Speaker 1: dad in the Philippines is going viral today when he
Speaker 1: chose to reveal his baby's gender by flushing a toilet.
Speaker 1: Everybody gathers in the bathroom and then just looks down
Speaker 1: at the bowl. H Brooke was there, look at that.
Speaker 1: I hope he had a big bathroom. He dyed the
Speaker 1: water in the toilet tank and then decorated the whole
Speaker 1: bathroom with pink and blue balloons and had his whole
Speaker 1: family cram into this tiny little washroom, pulled down on
Speaker 1: the lever, and blue water poured out, showing it's a
Speaker 1: ball What if someone had just washed the toilet and
Speaker 1: that's why I was blue? At least he didn't use
Speaker 1: the toilet right before he flushed it. He called it
Speaker 1: a low budget, fun way to deliver the news. But
Speaker 1: if we're being completely honest here, it's probably the least
Speaker 1: classy gender reveal that we've ever seen. Yeah, at least
Speaker 1: the least classy one since brook high school friend revealed
Speaker 1: by having the father blow pink smoke out of a
Speaker 1: math pipe. Yeah, yes, she may have some problems. At
Speaker 1: least the dad is the one that did the math
Speaker 1: pipe blow on that one. But trust me, we are
Speaker 1: experts here on classy and we're going to prove it
Speaker 1: as we electrocute each other during the shot Galla Question
Speaker 1: of the day. Yeah, so let's get right into it.
Speaker 1: I wonder if it's going to be a boy or
Speaker 1: a girl with Jake's question. Jake, Well, as a man,
Speaker 1: sometimes you need a little extra help getting the ladies interested.
Speaker 1: Oh it's a boy and a girl on this one.
Speaker 1: For example, even my good looks and charisma aren't quite
Speaker 1: enough to convince Brook's mom that I should be Brooks
Speaker 1: future step dad with your mom. No, she's really into
Speaker 1: this marriage thing. So where do we turn for help? Television,
Speaker 1: of course, because TV never lies, and it's teaming with
Speaker 1: ads where beautiful women fawn over macho dudes just because
Speaker 1: the cool things they buy. Oh yeah, for sure, just
Speaker 1: like in real life. Yeah, that's why. A new survey
Speaker 1: asked a thousand people, according to commercials, what products should
Speaker 1: a man buy in order to have women flock to him.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you the number one response was cologne. Dang it.
Speaker 1: I think I'll need you to scope out the other
Speaker 1: top answers. In a brand new edition of Unglued Family Feud,
Speaker 1: We'll begin with the guy who uses after shaved twice
Speaker 1: a day, but only on his lower half. Jeffrey Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: According to commercials, what product should a man buy to
Speaker 1: have women swooning? Okay, well, I watch a lot of
Speaker 1: ESPN right now, and you know all the ads on
Speaker 1: there are targeted towards men like me, you know, the
Speaker 1: masculine always and the one that always comes up is
Speaker 1: those giant buckets of like testosterone powder and pills. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and the creatine type stuff. Is that what you mean? Well,
Speaker 1: it's like specifically testosterone, right. They always have these old
Speaker 1: football players on there, like Joe Montana. He's like, you
Speaker 1: need to take testosterone, bro, You'll have more energy, more drive.
Speaker 1: And then at the very end they always go and
Speaker 1: she'll like it too. I always ended, then there's some
Speaker 1: girl that's like fawning over the guys. They say it works.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with testosterone pills and testosterone powder. The
Speaker 1: commercials promise Jay like it. I'm sorry to say. The
Speaker 1: big hurt Frank Thomas like, now, testosterone is not on
Speaker 1: the least. Come on, let's go to Alexis. What products
Speaker 1: should a man buy so I have a woman swooning
Speaker 1: over him? According to commercial you should be perfect. I
Speaker 1: never watch commercials though, so I could just base it
Speaker 1: off what I care about. Honestly, the only time I
Speaker 1: see him these days is watching live sports events. I mean,
Speaker 1: I feel like there's a million car commercials. I don't know.
Speaker 1: If they say women will love you for lax, I
Speaker 1: we really I don't know. I will say that men
Speaker 1: are always buying cars for gifts in car commercials. I
Speaker 1: don't really care what the guy drives, but if you
Speaker 1: puy me a car, I am really into you. So
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say cars. Cars was number two, So we
Speaker 1: have cologne and car so far, let's go to Jose. Well,
Speaker 1: I did buy this last year and it worked, and
Speaker 1: I did it for me, but I got lots of compliments.
Speaker 1: But I did buy a teeth whitening kit and Listery
Speaker 1: a lot of them, like the gel when you put
Speaker 1: the tray, all the ones that glowed like yeah, and
Speaker 1: they actually worked for me. So ladies love mouth guards.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go teeth whitening. Teeth whitening kits probably down
Speaker 1: by sea pat machine that is not a sex um.
Speaker 1: My first thought is alcohol, because like, you can't see
Speaker 1: an alcohol ad without a guy being at a party
Speaker 1: and he's so cool because he's holding a special kind
Speaker 1: of beer and wow, is that kettle one? So I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go alcohol alcohol number six on the list. Wow,
Speaker 1: we have a top six, including cologne. So I give
Speaker 1: you guys five. I got it. Alexis has got one right,
Speaker 1: Brooke has got one. Right. Let's go back over to
Speaker 1: Jeffrey and the guys. We haven't figured it out yet.
Speaker 1: I know. That's why the marketing works on you guys.
Speaker 1: What is it that girls want? Well, going back to
Speaker 1: ESPN here, whenever I'm watching Women's Volleyball Championships on ESPN three,
Speaker 1: you know what commercial plays right after the testosterone ads,
Speaker 1: hair growth products. It's the guy looking in the mirror,
Speaker 1: rubbing his head all ashamed of himself, and then he
Speaker 1: plops some hair cream on there. Next thing, you know,
Speaker 1: some girls are hugging him from behind his head. Yeah, true,
Speaker 1: so give me hair growth products. Jake hair Growth Products
Speaker 1: is number five on the left. I was gonna say
Speaker 1: clothes next. Let's go over the wholest According to commercials,
Speaker 1: what products should a man buy to have a woman swooning?
Speaker 1: Number one is cologne. I gave you that. Number two
Speaker 1: is car Alexiscott Number three deodorant, Yeah, old spice backs,
Speaker 1: bodies bray, chasing him down the city streets. Look at
Speaker 1: your man, now, look at me, Now, back at your man,
Speaker 1: back to me. Number four was shampoo. Number five is
Speaker 1: hair growth cream, and then number six was alcohol or beers.
Speaker 1: I would have got it right anyway. I deserve this show.
Speaker 1: Jose is going to be taking the shock this morning,
Speaker 1: and somebody wanted to hear him saying this love by
Speaker 1: Maroon five. This love has taken its toll on me.
Speaker 1: She said, goodbye, too many towns, befo. I can't realize
Speaker 1: that song is about Adam e Letan getting rejected. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know in the MS, I think, yeah, that's your
Speaker 1: shot collar question of the day, Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the morning Laser Stories. It's coming up in just a minute.
Speaker 1: But first, single guys have just admitted to something that's
Speaker 1: probably not gonna help their relationship status. What do we do?
Speaker 1: It's probably something women already know, yeah, or whatever potential
Speaker 1: partners are looking for. Yeah. Well, a new study looked
Speaker 1: at how often adults changed their bed sheets. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: I've gotten so much better, guys, I mean still, it's
Speaker 1: like once a month, but it's really good for me.
Speaker 1: It was like once every six months. Almost forty five
Speaker 1: percent of men admitted they don't change them for up
Speaker 1: to four months six months. See, this is why when
Speaker 1: I was dating, I always had them stay at my house.
Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, that's when I washed the sheets. Is
Speaker 1: when a girl's gonna come over. That's what I'm like,
Speaker 1: all right time to trusted over, I'm like, oh, it
Speaker 1: doesn't even that. Another twelve percent say they washed them
Speaker 1: when they remember, which could be even longer than boy,
Speaker 1: which means when their mom came to visit a year
Speaker 1: ago did it for them. How unsurprisingly, their betting was
Speaker 1: changed more often once they were in a relationship, most
Speaker 1: likely because women have this weird thing where they like
Speaker 1: stuff to be clean and tidy and nice. What's with that?
Speaker 1: I know, I don't want to get a rash from
Speaker 1: my duvet. We Yeah, I settled to the guy in
Speaker 1: no pillowcase for a while. Now, how often do you? Oh?
Speaker 1: I do it once every two weeks. Well, she means
Speaker 1: her maids do the housekeepers. The social media erupted and
Speaker 1: discussed a lot of women pointed out that's why they're single,
Speaker 1: and another person wrote, so you recommendating men with a
Speaker 1: partner already that way that she's already Oh man. A
Speaker 1: lot of guys chimed in, though, writing they couldn't believe
Speaker 1: that they're getting sheet shamed by womenstag my betting my choice. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's fine, you're sleeping at yourself. Yeah, no one else
Speaker 1: is going to be joining you on more disturbing facts
Speaker 1: about to come to light when we do laser stories
Speaker 1: right after this. It's the radio segment that's taken the
Speaker 1: idea of speed dating and put it into emergency rooms
Speaker 1: to make speed surgery. Oh. I'm sure they might not
Speaker 1: get everything done correctly, may even forget some parts stuff
Speaker 1: they put back in, but you'll be out within ten
Speaker 1: minutes or less. Thanks to laser stories. We read weird
Speaker 1: news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,
Speaker 1: except we have a laser and those other deedle dorks
Speaker 1: just don't This first Laser stories out of Euclid, Ohio.
Speaker 1: Police were recently called to a local wall mart because
Speaker 1: workers believed a sixty two year old man was shoplifting
Speaker 1: from them. Yeah, nobody got time for I mean, I
Speaker 1: hate to say this, but I'm not a little old
Speaker 1: to shoplift. Nah, it's like age is just a number
Speaker 1: in shoplifting. They say he kind of gave away his
Speaker 1: plan when he entered the store with a shopping cart
Speaker 1: and inside of that he'd brought his own huge suitcase.
Speaker 1: Not I like someone with a plan, you know. And
Speaker 1: then cameras caught him in the refrigerated section, open up
Speaker 1: the suitcase and start throwing as many stakes in there
Speaker 1: as he could. That's that's how I planned for a
Speaker 1: three day weekend suitcase of stakes. After he left the
Speaker 1: store without the cart, just his suitcase, officers caught up
Speaker 1: with him and realized immediately who he was because that
Speaker 1: was the seventieth time that he'd been arrested. Did you
Speaker 1: say seven zero seven? When the cops made him open
Speaker 1: up his dripping luggage, the man explained that he sells
Speaker 1: the stolen meat to restaurants at half priced. So I'm
Speaker 1: going to restaurant getting a stake and it could be
Speaker 1: suitcase meat. It's possible. Now, we didn't name the establishments,
Speaker 1: so we don't know which ones like that would have
Speaker 1: helped him get out of it. Yeah, once again, he
Speaker 1: got booked for theft. No word on if after seventy arrest.
Speaker 1: He's finally learned his lesson. I guess I'm hopeful. Are
Speaker 1: you people to change? Good? Yeah? I'm sticking to it.
Speaker 1: This next Laser Stories out of Bristol, England, Sandy Wood
Speaker 1: lived a very full, happy life, very full, happy life
Speaker 1: before she died at age sixty five. Now I feel bad,
Speaker 1: yea that. However, before Sandy left, she had one big request.
Speaker 1: She wanted her funeral to be memorable, but not sad,
Speaker 1: and she came with a way that she could ensure
Speaker 1: that and requested a pink coffin that would display her
Speaker 1: sparkly high healed shoes and handbags alongside of it. And
Speaker 1: she also made arrangements for a surprise during the sendoff
Speaker 1: that included the people carrying the coffin to set it
Speaker 1: down and start dancing flash mob. That's right, Sandy hired
Speaker 1: a dance troupe to flash mob her own funeral. God
Speaker 1: the song that she had him used was this one
Speaker 1: Queen's another one bites. The dancers said it was scary
Speaker 1: because they didn't know how the crowd would react, but
Speaker 1: definitely a memory they'll never forget. Oh my god, you
Speaker 1: know that they wanted to say immediately like Sandy, play
Speaker 1: on this because we're disrespectful. Well, what did her friends
Speaker 1: and family think about it? One of her best buddies
Speaker 1: said she wanted everyone to remember her funeral, but not
Speaker 1: for sad reasons. She left the world as she lived it,
Speaker 1: and that was being herself. I'm gonna have Jeffrey come
Speaker 1: out and do a song of the light of the
Speaker 1: song of the week. I'm gonna take myself out before that.
Speaker 1: Don't putting me through though the words going out of style,
Speaker 1: we're also written on the side of her out of
Speaker 1: style going out in the insult. I know that's kind
Speaker 1: of okay. Let's go to your next laser story, which
Speaker 1: is out of celeb Central. Wow, I'm not allowed here.
Speaker 1: BuzzFeed recently asked their readers if there's a well like
Speaker 1: celebrity that they personally can't stand, and here's the top ones.
Speaker 1: Number seven Drake, Oh yeah, I think a lot of people.
Speaker 1: One person said his lyrics sound like the kind of
Speaker 1: stuff I wrote in my diary in fifth grade. He
Speaker 1: comes across as a cry baby man child, yet everyone
Speaker 1: still goes wild for his music. It's baffling to me.
Speaker 1: Number six Oprah because she like doesn't know how rich
Speaker 1: she is. Well, some people think that she comes across
Speaker 1: as being fake and I love her and Gale like
Speaker 1: I think that they're like bff friendship awesome, that's a
Speaker 1: friendship whatever, whatever they want. It's a situation. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: really happy for it. Number five Chris Evans, Captain America.
Speaker 1: I could see Chris Pratt, but Chris Evans. One person wrote,
Speaker 1: I think he has an amazing pr team working on
Speaker 1: his behalf. There's no other reason why people should ever
Speaker 1: like him. Wow, So there's no Yeah, yeah, there's and
Speaker 1: like his mother loves him like and America love that
Speaker 1: kind of stuff for himself. Number four on the list
Speaker 1: of most well like celebrities, But for some reason people
Speaker 1: can't stand him. Mindy Kaling. I love her. No one
Speaker 1: attack her. Every character she plays or right seems to
Speaker 1: be the same insufferable person. Yeah that's true. God, I
Speaker 1: love her. Number three Liam Hemsworth. Let's put another shrimp
Speaker 1: baba babe and not Chris. Someone said this about the
Speaker 1: famous Australian. I'd hate to be stuck in a car
Speaker 1: with him for a long trip. Why I don't know
Speaker 1: anything about him? Is he the one that was with
Speaker 1: Maybe Miley Cyrus is the one that put his number two.
Speaker 1: Reese Witherspoon, A person who's seen a lot of her movies, wrote,
Speaker 1: I don't know why exactly, but I just get these
Speaker 1: vibes from her that tells me she's probably not a
Speaker 1: very nice person. I say that there was that drunk
Speaker 1: driving incident with her husband where they did not come
Speaker 1: off well. I don't remember all the details, but it
Speaker 1: wasn't good. She pulled. Do you know who I am lying?
Speaker 1: Is that what it was? Yea. And the number one
Speaker 1: most well liked celebrity that people say that they have
Speaker 1: issues with my head is Ben Affleck. You said it before,
Speaker 1: Chris Pratt Pratt, Yeah, they said once he got into
Speaker 1: the action star roles, something was missing. It seems like
Speaker 1: he suddenly got a huge ego. I mean, I'm with
Speaker 1: you still. This next laser story is out of gen
Speaker 1: Z for the Winds. Yeah, the only woman I want
Speaker 1: to be part of gen Z. I think it's a
Speaker 1: great generation that spirit. There's a new term called lucky
Speaker 1: girl syndrome. Oh yeah, it's been trending on social media,
Speaker 1: and that's where you assume everything will work out in
Speaker 1: your favor and people claim it somehow causes good things
Speaker 1: to come your way, and her white board says, I'm
Speaker 1: a lucky, lucky girliested. Yeah. It started with an influencer
Speaker 1: did a TikTok on it last month, and then another
Speaker 1: one went even more viral by two girls who were
Speaker 1: eating noodles while driving that never spilled while they were
Speaker 1: in the car. That's how we're gauging if this worked
Speaker 1: or not. Those are two luck girls, amazing. The general
Speaker 1: idea is that good things will happen if you tell
Speaker 1: yourself everything will always work out for you, and that
Speaker 1: in some mystical way, the deck is stacked in your favor.
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, like having a positive attitude really change
Speaker 1: lucky attitude. You have to really start believing that it's true. Oh,
Speaker 1: you can't just say it the best Alexis really believes
Speaker 1: she's rich. Sometimes I'm lucky girl sense. Some older people
Speaker 1: like Brook aren't fans of this, and they say it's
Speaker 1: just delusional in a form of toxic positivity. Positivity just
Speaker 1: like I'm Jeff, I'm not messing it up for me.
Speaker 1: I know this wacky world that we live in, things
Speaker 1: always seem to work out for this guy, Yeah, lucky
Speaker 1: girl syndrome. He's got lucky heel syndrome, manifesting, manifesting, a
Speaker 1: manifesting a right, He's done. He's a lucky little heel.
Speaker 1: And that sound means Lazer Stories has come to an
Speaker 1: end for the day. We'll do it again, same time
Speaker 1: on Monday, Broke and Jeffrey in the morning. A small
Speaker 1: pizzeria owner in Las Vegas was struggling for months to
Speaker 1: get customers to eat at his place. He was about
Speaker 1: to go bankrupt until one customer walked through the doors
Speaker 1: with a camera and changed his life forever. Now his
Speaker 1: story's going viral. Plus, a guy named Cody just wanted
Speaker 1: to grab a simple snack from a vending machine and
Speaker 1: what he got instead was an epic struggle that he
Speaker 1: captured on video. You're gonna hear the audio in a
Speaker 1: brand new TikTok clip shot. Ket's coming up at seven ten,
Speaker 1: just like a gender reveal party. We're all standing around
Speaker 1: wondering is it going to be a boy a girl
Speaker 1: or will it surprise everyone and be a TikTok clip shot. Congratulations,
Speaker 1: click shock because we're all so shocked at how many
Speaker 1: clicks that dumb viral video has been getting We've got
Speaker 1: some of the biggest TikTok's from the past week, like
Speaker 1: your first TikTok click Shock, which is about a man
Speaker 1: in Las Vegas named Frank Steele who'd been saving up
Speaker 1: money for thirty years to make his dream come true
Speaker 1: a radio personality Frank Steel. But Frank always wanted to
Speaker 1: open up his own pizza restaurant, So about four months ago,
Speaker 1: Okay finally had saved up enough money to do it
Speaker 1: and unveiled his new pizza rea called Frankenson's Frankinson's Pizza.
Speaker 1: The problem is business was not very good, O paple walking.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine after thirty years you're dreaming of this
Speaker 1: and then just cricket being a business. Maybe we should
Speaker 1: have done some more research into marketing freak. He says
Speaker 1: he had almost no customers for four straight months and
Speaker 1: was about to like close until one day when one
Speaker 1: customer came in and totally changed his life. What I
Speaker 1: had This guy come in and I'd like to ask
Speaker 1: my customers. You know where you're from, what do you do?
Speaker 1: And he quietly said, I'm a food critic. This is
Speaker 1: one of the best lens I've ever had a team.
Speaker 1: Our phone never stopped ringing. I saw more lemon pepper
Speaker 1: wings in the last two days than I happened the
Speaker 1: last four months. It's just been overwhelming. It's been a blessing.
Speaker 1: This restaurant has been a dream of mine for years.
Speaker 1: Making me tear up. I'm doing for the wings just
Speaker 1: I mean, that's an amazing story. But the review is
Speaker 1: all about his wings. Maybe it should have been wing shop. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The food critic was TikToker named Keith Lee, and he
Speaker 1: posted a video about Frankinson's and all of the delicious
Speaker 1: food that they serve up inside the rest. They all
Speaker 1: got good things, but the A ten is hard for
Speaker 1: a few yet that is nuts in that video got
Speaker 1: twenty two million views, over four million likes, and now
Speaker 1: the owner says, quote, I have people coming in from Iowa,
Speaker 1: from California, Lake Havasu. I've had people come down from Utah, all, well,
Speaker 1: whatever what lake is. It's in Japan. Japanese people are
Speaker 1: coming in just to try it off. And it's because
Speaker 1: of this one video of a TikToker saying the food
Speaker 1: is amazing. That is one TikToker have so much pull.
Speaker 1: They do a lot they do like nobody's come you
Speaker 1: guys should and then people blow up. Good things actually
Speaker 1: do happen on TikTok. Who would have thought that's a
Speaker 1: big TikTok like shock. Your next shot is from a
Speaker 1: guy named Cody Smith who got into a frustrating situation
Speaker 1: that's all too familiar where he was trying to buy
Speaker 1: some food from a vending machine and the item gets
Speaker 1: stuck against the glass. Yeah, you shake it, shake it
Speaker 1: as hard as you can. Well, the thing is he
Speaker 1: couldn't do that. You can't rock the machine because this
Speaker 1: one was bolted down to the floor. They figured us out.
Speaker 1: He was just trying to get a bag of white
Speaker 1: cheddar popcorn which got lodged in the machine. So he
Speaker 1: did the thing that a lot of us will do,
Speaker 1: where you buy another one and you hope that the
Speaker 1: second item dislodges the first. But you're dealing with popcorn
Speaker 1: very light, you know. Yeah, I feel like you need
Speaker 1: to get a Snickers bar something directly above so it
Speaker 1: falls on top. Maybe. Well, he didn't do that for
Speaker 1: a second bag of popcorn, which also got stuck, So
Speaker 1: he thought third times the charge its fault. Bag got stuck. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, God did it a fourth time? Who so suck?
Speaker 1: How are you? Too much money has he spent in popcorn?
Speaker 1: He can't eat? He goes now for the fifth popcorn,
Speaker 1: and then it bought the whole rail of popcorn. Finally, Nope,
Speaker 1: also got Now at this point, there's five bags of
Speaker 1: popcorn that are trapped in there. You think now he
Speaker 1: would give up and walk away, or you think there's
Speaker 1: no more popcorn left to buy. Yeah, you're right, But
Speaker 1: Cody was determined to get his cheesy salty snack, and
Speaker 1: he decided to get out of his phone and film
Speaker 1: what happened next. I mean, at this point, it can't
Speaker 1: possibly go any higher. Right, it's already touching the one, two, three, four, five,
Speaker 1: It's gotta I'm doing it again. Here we go. See three.
Speaker 1: That is the sound of a sixth bag of popcorn
Speaker 1: getting trapped inside. That's right. At this point, he's got
Speaker 1: a lot of money invested in this vending machine. He decides, Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's gonna risk it one more time, reach back into
Speaker 1: his wallet for another If he doesn't get the popcorn, Jeff,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna hate you. It's gonna change my mood for
Speaker 1: the day. Please everybody. This is it is for all
Speaker 1: the marbles. Here we go see three drop? Yeah? Is
Speaker 1: that good? Is that good to your ear? I'll tell
Speaker 1: you Yeah, he did it. Yeah, of popcorn finally cast
Speaker 1: all the other ones below it to fall down. Now
Speaker 1: he has like several buckets popcorn and he's gonna stomach
Speaker 1: ache because he had to eat them all. Yeah. In
Speaker 1: the epic eternal struggle of man versus vending machine, man
Speaker 1: finally comes out on machine robbed him? Right? Was it
Speaker 1: worth twenty dollars for a fifty cent bag of popcorn? Absolute? Look? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's mostly air too. Yeahs are your stories for the day?
Speaker 1: Popcorn on everybody? We got your phone tap coming up
Speaker 1: right after this, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Is
Speaker 1: it ever okay to forget your significant other's birthday? No?
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's like maybe you're one Maybe No,
Speaker 1: don't ask Brooks opinion, Like, does that even happen anymore? Well? Well,
Speaker 1: thanks to Facebook, there was your mind, jeff I guess
Speaker 1: it actually did because a lady emailed us saying she
Speaker 1: was beside herself the other week when she learned her
Speaker 1: husband forgot her birthday. And even though She's been giving
Speaker 1: him a hard time already. She thought the best way
Speaker 1: to finally get even was to have us prank him.
Speaker 1: And of course Brooke is going to be the one
Speaker 1: to do the honors on this. It's your phone tap
Speaker 1: right now there's the twenties. Hello, Darcy, did you feed
Speaker 1: the fish? You're supposed to be the fish last night?
Speaker 1: Now it tastes full of a bunch of death fish. Hello. Oh? Oh, hi?
Speaker 1: Hi is this Josh? Yeah? Oh, sorry about that? Did
Speaker 1: you hear Did you hear me about the fish? I did? Oh? Man,
Speaker 1: it just smells like finding Nemo cemetery in here. Who
Speaker 1: is this? Oh? This is Renee from doctor's office. Oh hi,
Speaker 1: what can I do for you? I just wanted to
Speaker 1: confirm with you your Dennis appointments coming up this Thursday
Speaker 1: two pm. Yeah, that's correct. Great aunt. Not to make
Speaker 1: it awkward, but did you get the birthday email we
Speaker 1: sent a few months ago? I think so. Well, according
Speaker 1: to my records, we've sent it for a few years,
Speaker 1: and surprisingly you never replied. I didn't. I didn't know
Speaker 1: I was supposed to. Well, I guess so. Thank you
Speaker 1: would have been nice. I mean it's pretty easy. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I thought those things were like automated or something like.
Speaker 1: I didn't. Yeah, they are automated. They're automated. I just
Speaker 1: didn't want it to be weird when you got here
Speaker 1: because some of the hygienis have been talking about it.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, you guys have been talking about me because
Speaker 1: I haven't responded to a birthday email. You wouldn't know this,
Speaker 1: but most of our other patients reply with that big
Speaker 1: thank you in all caps, exclamation points, you know, some
Speaker 1: even use emojis. It just makes us feel appreciated. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean, I appreciate you. I'm sorry I didn't respond
Speaker 1: to a birthday email. I didn't know I was supposed
Speaker 1: to respond to. Okay, I feel like that was forced.
Speaker 1: I mean it wasn't. I'm genuinely sorry that I didn't respond. Okay,
Speaker 1: but listen, if I'm being completely honest, it's been a
Speaker 1: one way relationship so far. See, we do you're done
Speaker 1: work and send your birthday emails, and you haven't done
Speaker 1: pick for us? Excuse me in what what? Oh? Parted
Speaker 1: my language? And I'm sorry? In one way? Is this
Speaker 1: a one way relationship? You guys do my dental work,
Speaker 1: and I pay you to do my dental work. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying I don't want one of the employees to
Speaker 1: hear to feel slighted and floss you harder than they should.
Speaker 1: You're telling me that one of your hygienis are going
Speaker 1: to have revenge on me just because I didn't add
Speaker 1: emojis and respond. So I would never ever use the
Speaker 1: R word. No, I'm just giving you a helpful hint
Speaker 1: from a little birdie. Okay, well, hand towards you. What well?
Speaker 1: I mean this Thursday, when you come in, maybe bring
Speaker 1: a plait or to a sugar cookies because even though
Speaker 1: we work here, we do love sugar. I'm sorry, I'm
Speaker 1: not I'm not bringing anything to my dental appointment. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm bringing myself and my teeth and okay, well I
Speaker 1: was stopping for ingredients. Well, I was also going to
Speaker 1: suggest that you could bring a Starbucks or Amazon gift card.
Speaker 1: It'd be a nice olive branch, really easy to get
Speaker 1: one of those not going shopping from identists. I had
Speaker 1: no idea you were so opposed to kindness. This is
Speaker 1: interesting kindness. I'm opposed to people talking behind my back.
Speaker 1: So I'm just gonna put you down for another appointment
Speaker 1: because I see a root canal in your future. Okay,
Speaker 1: I tell you what, how about you put me down
Speaker 1: to talking to either an actual dentist or your manager
Speaker 1: or just someone else. Oh now, I'm not even someone
Speaker 1: I never said that. You weren't someone I said someone else.
Speaker 1: I guess I never thought at the start of this
Speaker 1: call that i'd feel less than human. But congratulations, you
Speaker 1: did that, Josh. And I never thought that my dentist
Speaker 1: would be over here calling me threatening to do unnecessary work.
Speaker 1: You were right, he's a total ale. Oh god, yeah,
Speaker 1: you yelling about me in front of the entire dentist office.
Speaker 1: Oh oh sorry, did I forget to mute my fault?
Speaker 1: Oh this is extremely inappropriate. You're right. It is inappropriate
Speaker 1: that you forgot all of our birthdays and your wife,
Speaker 1: Ellen's birthday. That's why she set you up for this
Speaker 1: prank phone call. Wait what, what what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: I'm talking about the fact that I don't work as
Speaker 1: Dennis And this is actually broke from the radio show
Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning phone tap on you.
Speaker 1: No way way. Your wife Allen set you up. She
Speaker 1: said that you forgot her birthday. Oh my God, Josh,
Speaker 1: he told you that. Yeah, she told me that. I
Speaker 1: think she's told everybody that. Josh. I don't know that
Speaker 1: you're ever going to live that down. Yeah, I know
Speaker 1: I screwed up. Well, you know, I think Ellen's scheduling
Speaker 1: you a root canal just in revenge. I'm still coming
Speaker 1: down from the Dennis Lady like yelling at me for
Speaker 1: not responding to a birthday email. Trina called it. You're
Speaker 1: totally hole me. Wake Up Morning with Funk Tabs weekday
Speaker 1: mornings on the Twenties Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: One of our listeners invented a brand new game that
Speaker 1: he played on a first date, and I guarantee people
Speaker 1: everywhere we'll be talking about it for years to come,
Speaker 1: or maybe just trying to forget it because it was unconventional.
Speaker 1: It involved a computer, some raw fish, and sucks flying everywhere.
Speaker 1: That sounds like a good day to me. You're gonna
Speaker 1: hear how it works and Brook you can even write
Speaker 1: down the rules if you want to play yourself. It's
Speaker 1: coming up in a brand new Second Date Update, Next
Speaker 1: Second Date Update. The best things in life are worth
Speaker 1: waiting for. Oh yeah, I could see like Alexis's extremely
Speaker 1: complicated coffee, orders them twenty minutes to put them together,
Speaker 1: but when they come out amazing. Part of my name
Speaker 1: Jose's back hair removal strips he ordered from China. Yeah,
Speaker 1: got delayed again. It's okay, they'll be here. I can't wait.
Speaker 1: One of our listeners, Ryan, says he's been waiting weeks
Speaker 1: to finally meet up with the girl that he's been
Speaker 1: talking to online, and he says, when it happens, it's
Speaker 1: gonna be worth it. Wait when it happens, Ryan, Welcome
Speaker 1: to the show man. Hey, how are you? We're good?
Speaker 1: But like usually when people call it, it's because they've
Speaker 1: already gone on a date with somebody. Have you not
Speaker 1: hung out with this girl yet? I mean kind of.
Speaker 1: It was like a virtual date. Oh okay, spicy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's actually a newer thing. It's been happening. People like
Speaker 1: to go on zoom dates first. It's almost like a practice,
Speaker 1: like a trial exactly, and then you go on the
Speaker 1: real date. So who is the girl that you met with?
Speaker 1: What's her name? I met a girl named Katrina. Total bombshell,
Speaker 1: absolute ten. People still use that term. Huh. Love Island
Speaker 1: a hot new bombshell. Ye, it's like fashion the words
Speaker 1: just come back and style fifty years Okay, she was
Speaker 1: the besne. Yeah, what's her deal? The thing is she
Speaker 1: lives eight blocks away from me. She lives right down
Speaker 1: the street. Did she offer that information or did you
Speaker 1: just find it out? No? No, she told me that
Speaker 1: because I was going to pick her up for the date.
Speaker 1: And then so she told me you know where she
Speaker 1: lives or whatever? Oh, and You're like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: that's right by me, Like, what are the chances it happens?
Speaker 1: I remember matching with a girl once and she literally
Speaker 1: lived in the alley behind me. Alley she shared, We
Speaker 1: shared a literal the apartment behind after my type no Jose,
Speaker 1: But I'm a little bit confused. Then, if she only
Speaker 1: lives eight blocks away, how has it taken you weeks
Speaker 1: to arrange a meet up? It feels like it should
Speaker 1: have happened by that virtual one. Yeah. I didn't know
Speaker 1: until they were talking on zoom about the distance. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I thought like, I'm like, this is great, right.
Speaker 1: So we had this date planned out and the night
Speaker 1: of the date, she ends up texting me and she's like,
Speaker 1: I am so so sorry. I've been sick, I'm under
Speaker 1: the weather. Oh okay, you believed her. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess, you know, like I zoomed her, you know,
Speaker 1: so she she says she wants to see me. So
Speaker 1: she's like, let's do a zoom thing. Oh okay, okay,
Speaker 1: so cancel completely. She still had the interaction how is
Speaker 1: the zoom date? It was okay. It wasn't like my
Speaker 1: ideal idea for a date, but it was I was like, whatever,
Speaker 1: let's do it. Yeah. Well, she's not feeling great either,
Speaker 1: so it's like, right, right, So we have on the
Speaker 1: video chat and you know, she's wearing her sweats or whatever,
Speaker 1: but she's looking really good. You know. She still looked
Speaker 1: super cute. I offered to then mo her to pay
Speaker 1: for dinner, so that way gentleman girls are sick. I
Speaker 1: was like to offer, Hey, I'll send you a you know,
Speaker 1: soup or some gatorade. This is a nice gesture. I
Speaker 1: thought it was nine. She declined that though she said
Speaker 1: she's got plenty of a food at her house, she
Speaker 1: was just gonna eat what she had. I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: that's cool, you know whatever. Still, oh for sure, Yeah,
Speaker 1: points are still on the board. I thought you know,
Speaker 1: all right, we're you able to have a connection with
Speaker 1: her like zoom Yeah, always so awkward for Yeah, whenever
Speaker 1: we do like client zooms or stuff. I mean they're
Speaker 1: they're good, but they're not as good as just being
Speaker 1: a look at yourself for the person I know, and
Speaker 1: they're like, there's always that second of delay. Not only
Speaker 1: is it like a zoom calling, all the problems will
Speaker 1: come with that. But she's sick too, Like we're able
Speaker 1: to make it romantic absolutely, Like we were flirting, we
Speaker 1: were both drinking wine. We were laughing, Um, she's kind
Speaker 1: of sick girl. Okay, it makes you feel better, right,
Speaker 1: Alcohol is supposed to do something, yeah, you know, And
Speaker 1: we played this little game. It was so so sexy.
Speaker 1: It was like called strip sushi. Oh sp like it
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is yet. She's her sweatpants
Speaker 1: drinking wine while she has the flu. Well, explain what
Speaker 1: is scrip sushi. I've never heard of that before. Yeah, So,
Speaker 1: like I would eat a piece of sushi and then
Speaker 1: she would take off a piece of clothing and then
Speaker 1: like vice versa, you know, I just see you. Like
Speaker 1: sounds like a one sided game, said vice versa. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I just for the first part. I'm like,
Speaker 1: so you just eat? How a sushi did you put
Speaker 1: down that night? Ryan? I ate a lot of sushi.
Speaker 1: I have mercury poisoning. So how many layers of clothes
Speaker 1: do you have? On? Good lord? Okay? Did you feel
Speaker 1: the chemistry? There was that absolutely absolutely great chemistry? You know?
Speaker 1: That was like, when are we going to hang out again?
Speaker 1: I bet you were here? Do you want to play
Speaker 1: strip sushi face to face? Oh? Sounds so fun. It
Speaker 1: was a great vibe already. And what a bold first date?
Speaker 1: I know you know. So how did it end? Yea,
Speaker 1: So she said this. Her words were like, I want
Speaker 1: to hang out as soon as possible. I need to
Speaker 1: see you. So two days later, her account is completely inactive.
Speaker 1: Oh and maybe she's just ready to concentrate on you.
Speaker 1: She found her sushi sold me I don't need this anymore.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I've been texting her and trying to
Speaker 1: pick a day to hang out, and if I message her,
Speaker 1: she just changes the subject. But she says she wants
Speaker 1: to stay in contact. But like, you know, I don't
Speaker 1: know if he's seeing somebody else, Like I don't know
Speaker 1: what it feels like to me, I'm just having some
Speaker 1: sort of reaction to the sushi. Now she has like
Speaker 1: a boyfriend already and that's why she couldn't meet in person. Drama. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know, but like to have that much fun
Speaker 1: over Zoom, like I need to see this girl, like
Speaker 1: I want to meet up. All right, Okay, well let's
Speaker 1: make that happen for you. We're going to order some
Speaker 1: sushi to the studio. Maybe try to play a little
Speaker 1: strip sushi ourselves. You taking clothes off a well, at
Speaker 1: least one person in this room is gonna have fun,
Speaker 1: and then you come back or get your second date.
Speaker 1: Update second. Anytime I played strip sushi with someone, they
Speaker 1: never deactivate their profile. Man, if you're just tuning in,
Speaker 1: I'm just saying they always want to do it again.
Speaker 1: They're just ordering other people. Yeah, what's wrong with you?
Speaker 1: Think of it my way. But if you're just tuning
Speaker 1: in wondering what is this guy talking about? One of
Speaker 1: our listeners, Ryan had a Zoom date recently with a
Speaker 1: lady named Katrina, and unfortunately she wasn't feeling well. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's why. Instead they chose to meet up virtually and
Speaker 1: they had food, wine, by the end of the night,
Speaker 1: someone was getting nagy pretty good, which is Japanese for deal.
Speaker 1: But it sounds a little bit like nah. That's pretty
Speaker 1: much what I can come up with when we're talking
Speaker 1: about sushi here. But the weird part is, ever since,
Speaker 1: she's been kind of avoiding him and even deactivated her
Speaker 1: dating profile, Yeah, which is a little bit odd. I
Speaker 1: just think it's odd for the getting your you claim
Speaker 1: you're sick and then you're up for playing strips. Also,
Speaker 1: we assume she deactivated, but you can block people on
Speaker 1: dating apps too, so she may still be active. Just
Speaker 1: really doesn't like piling on him. I'm just saying there's options,
Speaker 1: there's other options. You guys do bring up some valid points,
Speaker 1: and I'd like some answers, but I just kind of
Speaker 1: want to meet up with her and have fun again
Speaker 1: more than anything. All Right, we're trying to do that
Speaker 1: free and you know what, if it doesn't work out,
Speaker 1: just send me your zoom you and I could play
Speaker 1: some Alright, brother, let's just found it. Okay, sushi. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're gonna call it Katrina. Here we go. What Hello, Hi, Katrina,
Speaker 1: this is she? Hey, Um, my name is Jeff from
Speaker 1: a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning,
Speaker 1: and we wanted to talk to you. All right, what
Speaker 1: are you uncomfortable about? I just had visions of her
Speaker 1: playing the game. Okay, let's not do that. Yeah, Hi, Katrina, Hello, Hi, Hey.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you've ever heard of us. We're
Speaker 1: Brooken Jeffrey in the Morning. We do a segment called
Speaker 1: a Second Date Update, and we'd like you to be
Speaker 1: a part of it. And that's just me asking because
Speaker 1: you're already on it. Yeah, you kind of have to say, oh, okay,
Speaker 1: but it's good. It means that somebody really likes you
Speaker 1: and wants to see you again. That's really nice. But
Speaker 1: um my answer is no, no, thank you, Like halfway
Speaker 1: through it already, aren't you curious? Curiosity would kill me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what if we put a California roll down on the
Speaker 1: table imitation. We heard from one of our listeners named
Speaker 1: Ryan that the two of you had a really fun
Speaker 1: zoom date the other night. Oh yes, oh yes, okay,
Speaker 1: that's sarcastic. I mean he told us that you turned
Speaker 1: a zoom date into like a really fun yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: saucy night, which is I mean, I think soy saucy night.
Speaker 1: Yeah amazing. Yeah, did you have fun? Well, not as
Speaker 1: much fun as you guys sound like you're having right now.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry about that, but we're just trying to help
Speaker 1: out Ryan because he is really confused because after that night,
Speaker 1: he's having a really hard time getting the two of
Speaker 1: you to meet up in person, and he even said
Speaker 1: that your dating profile was deactivated. Yeah. So the thing is, um,
Speaker 1: Ryan is a really cute and I really like him. Um,
Speaker 1: there's just something that I kind of left out. Um okay, um,
Speaker 1: I don't live where he thinks I live. He m, please,
Speaker 1: don't tell me you live with a man. You well,
Speaker 1: she would be in a relationship. Are you living with someone?
Speaker 1: Is that why? No? I do live by myself. Oh
Speaker 1: but I live in Europe. Oh oh, he just recently
Speaker 1: moved in the last week. So I make different accounts
Speaker 1: and they all have the same information on them, but
Speaker 1: I put them in different low Hasten so I can
Speaker 1: meet people all around the world. Because if it's true love,
Speaker 1: I'm willing to go anywhere. Oh that's pretty romance. How
Speaker 1: are you going to find true love if you're lying
Speaker 1: to people? And yeah, why don't you have an international phone.
Speaker 1: That's why she's still good at doo dates still all
Speaker 1: the time? Right, so I have international call forwarding, So
Speaker 1: my cousin has that actual Oh really? Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: this could be good. What city are you in good
Speaker 1: place to visit? Why? Why are you hiding this from Ryan?
Speaker 1: Why can't Ryan know that you live in Europe? I
Speaker 1: didn't want him to like, not be interested because I
Speaker 1: didn't live near him. Oh immediately, yeah, no, it was
Speaker 1: more than an hour away, never mind, and I do
Speaker 1: long distance out of the get. God said that you
Speaker 1: told him you were sick. I knew a woman wouldn't
Speaker 1: play strips gee if she was ill. It just wasn't
Speaker 1: going to all. I did see a little sick after
Speaker 1: the game, if that counts for anything. Nausea Okay. I
Speaker 1: don't know how Ryan is going to feel about hearing
Speaker 1: that information. Yeah, and it has already dropped because Ryan
Speaker 1: is on the other line right now, Katrina. Oh um, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: yeah Ryan? Oh yeah, hey Ryan, Um, you you're in Europe.
Speaker 1: I am currently in Europe, yes, but I didn't tell
Speaker 1: you because I liked you, and I didn't want me
Speaker 1: not being where you were to inhibit us getting to
Speaker 1: know one another. She sounds nervous. Now, Ryan, are you
Speaker 1: down with European girls? Okay? So, like, is it like
Speaker 1: a passport thing or is it about money? No? No, no,
Speaker 1: it's definitely not about the money him for citizen. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like if you want or if you wanted to have
Speaker 1: a date, that would be a really really expensive date.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, Like if you wanted to have
Speaker 1: like an in person date, you would just have to
Speaker 1: like wire me some funds for like a plane ticket
Speaker 1: and like a hotel. I haven't wired since I got
Speaker 1: a fake idea. I don't get it. Like, what's your plan? Then?
Speaker 1: Your plan is to meet a guy and then hope
Speaker 1: that the guy pays for you to go to him.
Speaker 1: It is traditional for a man to pay for the
Speaker 1: first date, right, and I think at least go Dutch, yes,
Speaker 1: Europeans European way, is that something you're willing to do? Ryan?
Speaker 1: Would you be willing to pay for a plane ticket?
Speaker 1: I mean, like, I'm open to talking her with her
Speaker 1: about it. Who not completely closed off to this idea?
Speaker 1: Whoa strip sushi the way to a man's heart? You know,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be truthful and admit that I'm I'm bummed
Speaker 1: out that you're not eight blocks away from me like
Speaker 1: I was. I thought that was kind of cool. Now
Speaker 1: she's like eighteen, should say, so wait, you're not mad
Speaker 1: at her though for lying? Well, I mean I get
Speaker 1: what she's saying about, like wanting to find true love
Speaker 1: and stuff like, you know, I feel similar to lead
Speaker 1: to that. Okay, so well, let's try and make this
Speaker 1: happen for you. It's really cute. You want to pay
Speaker 1: for the flight? What's your credit? Him? I mean, Katrine,
Speaker 1: are are you cool with this? Are you cool with
Speaker 1: Ryan Payne? For? Yeah? He would just have to give
Speaker 1: me the money so I could buy my own ticket. Oh.
Speaker 1: I'm just really particular about like the airlines and where
Speaker 1: I sit. I've just had really bad as I think,
Speaker 1: are you falling for God? Women just take their clothes
Speaker 1: off and men just yeah this thing. I would have
Speaker 1: fallen for this in a heartbeat, like, oh, I get it.
Speaker 1: That was her on zoom. Oh here's ten thousand dollars,
Speaker 1: No problem, I could buy her the tickets. She says
Speaker 1: that she doesn't want you to buy the ticket. She
Speaker 1: wants the money to buy the ticket herself. She wants
Speaker 1: the airline Miles. Yeah, okay, I mean I've just never
Speaker 1: done this before. It's like kind of new to me. Okay,
Speaker 1: So when when can we get this set up? Are
Speaker 1: we going to do this in the next month? We
Speaker 1: follow up doing it in the next month. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: could do it today today. The earlier you order the
Speaker 1: plane tickets, the cheaper they are are actually the best days.
Speaker 1: All right, Yeah, Ryan, We'll let you two talk so
Speaker 1: you can give her all of your financial information. Okay, Hey, Brian,
Speaker 1: let's talk out everyone else around so we could get
Speaker 1: all the details squared away. No, privacy is very important.
Speaker 1: Now they're just going to be playing some strip sushi.
Speaker 1: You guys are really doing. Congratulations you two, Thank you guys.
Speaker 1: Good luck. I'm sure we're gonna be reading about you
Speaker 1: in the newspaper. What does that mean? You know, like
Speaker 1: famous international love story on Instagram? Possibly he lost his
Speaker 1: kidney in Russia and here's history and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: Our text board is blowing up right now with people
Speaker 1: trying to warn Ryan, saying, dude, if she wants money
Speaker 1: wired to her right now, it's definitely a scam. You
Speaker 1: two did not help him. I still are not sure, Okay,
Speaker 1: I canna. I believe you believe, Jose said, Oh, she
Speaker 1: wants first class. That sense Brooks. Some of us like
Speaker 1: to fly in the Highway, but it's a long flat.
Speaker 1: You want to be comfortable if you're going to be
Speaker 1: on the plane. They have those beds. There is no
Speaker 1: plane unless we get it paid for. I don't even
Speaker 1: believe she lives in Europe totally. Oh, I get my
Speaker 1: calls forwarded. No, you don't. Actually we got a text
Speaker 1: and that says I think I know her. She's an American.
Speaker 1: I've matched with her her real name. I probably shouldn't
Speaker 1: say that. I want other people to fall for that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: any European girls listening, Papa Bear will fly you first
Speaker 1: Classic coming. I'm not doing a catfish account trio. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you want a catfish Jose possibly and score some money,
Speaker 1: some free vacation somewhere. You're so sweet. Reach out to
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey dot com. We can make your second
Speaker 1: date update happen. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: Broke and Jeffrey in the morning. The other day I
Speaker 1: ran into my old elementary school rival, oh Niles oh NISI.
Speaker 1: Ever since the day we met as toddlers in the
Speaker 1: golden wading pool that our parents come from. We've been competing,
Speaker 1: oh talking baby caviar eating contests, so racing each other's
Speaker 1: Arabian horses in our football size the backyards, and then
Speaker 1: as young adults seeing who could make the most cabana
Speaker 1: boys cry at our resort in Bora Bora. Oh oh
Speaker 1: my god, I cry well. He continues to brag that
Speaker 1: he's better than me at everything. There is one weakness
Speaker 1: he has that he'll never best me at. I have
Speaker 1: the longest throat in the biz, and it holds the
Speaker 1: song of the week inside, and I hope Niles is
Speaker 1: listening when I finally let it out for my new
Speaker 1: song of the week's coming up. Broke and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the morning. We were almost two full weeks into the
Speaker 1: new year now already, so I decided to jump on YouTube,
Speaker 1: on Wikipedia. I even did a little four chan on
Speaker 1: the dark web so that I could probably remember the
Speaker 1: year that was. You mean twenty twenty two, Yeah, because
Speaker 1: I don't really know if we've taken a moment to
Speaker 1: fully reflect back on everything that happened, Because twenty twenty two,
Speaker 1: it's kind of a crazy year. Oh my god. We
Speaker 1: did some segment and it was like the biggest or
Speaker 1: most Google searches, and then Will Smith came up and
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, that was last years.
Speaker 1: I don't even remember doing that. Yeah, I don't know
Speaker 1: who Will Smith is. And I don't know if you
Speaker 1: guys remember this, but like right off the bat, Bob
Speaker 1: Saggett passed away. Oh yeah, A lot of people think
Speaker 1: that was twenty twenty one. Nope, that was the start
Speaker 1: of last year and didn't go great even from there,
Speaker 1: Like we had the gas prices all over the place,
Speaker 1: the ticket Master debacle, even Benefit finally made it official
Speaker 1: after eighteen years of being a part. They had a
Speaker 1: whirlwind romance that led to this engagement and then a
Speaker 1: secret wedding. And how do I know that because I
Speaker 1: was on the guest list. Yeah right, the list that
Speaker 1: says do not let this person within a thousand yards
Speaker 1: of us. So I'm like, I could actually see you
Speaker 1: being friends with Casey Affleck. We're bros. But look, if
Speaker 1: we're gonna properly go into twenty twenty three saying this
Speaker 1: year is going to be the best year ever, like
Speaker 1: everybody's saying on social media, then we first have to
Speaker 1: officially say goodbye forever to twenty twenty two. That it's
Speaker 1: like a little like moving forward. We got to put
Speaker 1: the pass to rest exactly. So the best way to
Speaker 1: do that is through song, of course. And that's why
Speaker 1: instead of singing the hit song by Megan Trainer, I
Speaker 1: made you look, Oh my god, it's young Jefferies. Year
Speaker 1: had me shook. Oh god. Okay, all right, this is
Speaker 1: the last time that we're gonna say goodbye to twenty
Speaker 1: twenty two, and good riddance. All right, delete all the memories.
Speaker 1: I feel like you're really gonna shake your hips to
Speaker 1: the We'll see what happens. I'm a point when I'm
Speaker 1: ready points twenty twenty two is dead and gone. Still
Speaker 1: that word old game is going strong. That's where it sucks. Thanksy,
Speaker 1: but so Facebook. Last year it wasn't great, whole world
Speaker 1: and gulfed in flames. Not good for Barbo Walters or
Speaker 1: Pete and Kimmy k Boo Chop. The two is up
Speaker 1: to twenty twenty two, the oscars on TV looking more
Speaker 1: like UFC. The Fresh Prince left the Man I went
Speaker 1: back to Westvilly, who quiet queen on my career. In
Speaker 1: early June, Woom when Amber Tanya Tucks Tucks heard another
Speaker 1: sponsors shake his tuts tups, now bring me grat his
Speaker 1: home from being cut cut lesson learned in Russia, don't
Speaker 1: bring cuts puts. Queen Lazzie sang her final song song
Speaker 1: at least we still got, Sir Elton john the success
Speaker 1: is drowne in on and on, Please find my book.
Speaker 1: He and Amber heard was sued by Johnny ten more
Speaker 1: than one way Amber really massive band, been feeling like
Speaker 1: a Bible. And the skier had me shook, hedn't have
Speaker 1: me shook. M m. The world is getting strange, but
Speaker 1: something's have a change. Leo Stilanna yacht with twenty models
Speaker 1: half his head. Who Tom Cruise still look black? He's
Speaker 1: learned too oo MESSI won the Cup, Cup, House and
Speaker 1: Dragon Show, Some family love. The radio were playing eighty
Speaker 1: soft so can't push on the hill We run in up.
Speaker 1: Twenty twenty two is moved on like how j Zel
Speaker 1: just moved on from Tom. He got a lot of
Speaker 1: rings now he's mine this one how scripto, look it
Speaker 1: isn't good. Why Taylor Swift was writing Midnight Jams. Adam
Speaker 1: Lean was riding cringe weird. He yes, Harry Styles will
Speaker 1: rock the pair Relaidi's bad year had me choke, It
Speaker 1: got me choke. Yeah, yeah, Oh my god, what he missed?
Speaker 1: Twenty two? Goodbye, goodbye twenty twenty two forever. I think
Speaker 1: crazy really was real quick. I'm curious. What was my
Speaker 1: co host most memorable moments from twenty twenty two? I know,
Speaker 1: jose you went to the grocery store one time. That
Speaker 1: was a big day. Yeah, it was a huge day,
Speaker 1: your own groceries. Yeah, I forgot that. Something broke. Do
Speaker 1: you have anything? Oh? My youngest started kindergarten. I guess
Speaker 1: first grad wasn't okay. On to Alexicry Styles and I'm
Speaker 1: having a hard time focusing now. I just focus on
Speaker 1: and Style. But that's your song that We're going to
Speaker 1: post the video of it up on our TikTok on YouTube,
Speaker 1: all of it at Brooke and Jeffrey so that you
Speaker 1: can properly flush twenty twenty two down the podest. What
Speaker 1: was your biggest moment? I just want to forget it.
Speaker 1: Let's just move on. Two better things Broke and Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: In the morning, I got a text into sevent eighty
Speaker 1: five nine two that says I got married in twenty
Speaker 1: twenty two, then got divorced in twenty twenty two I
Speaker 1: was graduating. I really don't know how to feel about
Speaker 1: your song, Jeff, but I guess you sang it. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: a generous review of that, I think, in my opinion.
Speaker 1: But if we missed it. Instead of singing the Megan
Speaker 1: Trainer song I Made You Look, I sang my own
Speaker 1: version called Year Had Me Shook, as a final goodbye
Speaker 1: to a wild, unpredictable year that saw Tom Cruise break
Speaker 1: box office records in a thirty plus year sequel, the
Speaker 1: same age as he did in the first one. What
Speaker 1: are your Children's blood? Is he drinking? That's what I
Speaker 1: wanted to know. Ship it over to our radio stage
Speaker 1: and we have a lot of comments coming in on
Speaker 1: the text board. Brooke, what are you saying? This one's
Speaker 1: a little different. It says, you know, in radio you
Speaker 1: can't see the person singing. I was picturing Jeff's head
Speaker 1: on Megan Trainer's body and it made me smile. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: so you want to see what my real body looks like.
Speaker 1: I could give you a website for that. Okay, but
Speaker 1: the free version is up at Brooke and Jeffrey on TikTok, Facebook,
Speaker 1: Insta or YouTube. Yes, you can go check out the
Speaker 1: video there and share it with someone that's a friend
Speaker 1: or a family member or an enemy to say goodbye
Speaker 1: to twenty twenty two properly. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Well,
Speaker 1: this is probably the last time we're going to be
Speaker 1: able to talk about New Year's and New Year's resolutions
Speaker 1: on this show because we're getting kind of deep into January.
Speaker 1: It's not weird, it's just now everybody's given up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: is that what you mean? It's kind of depressing down
Speaker 1: to talk about resolutions. But apparently your new player, Kelsey
Speaker 1: from Centralia, had a New Year's resolution to not spend
Speaker 1: so much on her kids buying them toys. Which is funny, Kelsey,
Speaker 1: because Brooke actually has the same one, just opposite. She's
Speaker 1: going to spend more months. Isn't that nice? They do
Speaker 1: not need more stuff, right forru thank you? More specifically
Speaker 1: Brooks like more toys, less food. Yeah, Brooks, go get
Speaker 1: some food for herself out in the hallway. We're going
Speaker 1: to send her out a studio while that happens. You
Speaker 1: know how the game's played, Kelsey. You got thirty seconds
Speaker 1: to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
Speaker 1: know when, you could say pass. But you have to
Speaker 1: beat Brooke outright to win. Are you ready? Yes? Sir?
Speaker 1: All right? Good luck. Time starts now. Today is Friday thirteenth.
Speaker 1: If a month has a Friday the thirteenth, the always
Speaker 1: starts on what day of the week Friday? There are
Speaker 1: three different time periods of the dinosaurs, Triassic, Cretaceous, and
Speaker 1: what else? The path? What make of car is used
Speaker 1: to time travel in the movie Back to the Future,
Speaker 1: Oh everyway? Which two months have four letters in their name,
Speaker 1: all of them much two months? And she won? It
Speaker 1: was I was a creative answer there, Kelsey. I'm not
Speaker 1: sure if that'll work out for you, but we're gonna
Speaker 1: bring Brooke back into the studio. And I see on
Speaker 1: my screener here that you work as an in home caregiver. Yes?
Speaker 1: Is there an age limit or max? Or do you
Speaker 1: take care of anybody who wants to be cared for
Speaker 1: in their homes? Are you trying to get an at
Speaker 1: home care person at your house? Yeah? I mean, if
Speaker 1: it's going to be convenient for me. Yeah, it's just
Speaker 1: anybody that qualifies for help. I never qualify about needs help.
Speaker 1: Don't know what kind of qualifications do nightcare? Yes, Papa
Speaker 1: would like a little cuddle, buddy, if you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Definitely married. So you just lost a customer. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, we've officially weirded Kelsey up. It's your turning.
Speaker 1: Are you ready? I'm ready. Your time starts now. Today
Speaker 1: is Friday the thirteenth. If a month has a Friday
Speaker 1: the thirteenth, it always starts on what day of the
Speaker 1: week m Tuesday. There are three different time periods of
Speaker 1: the dinosaurs, Triassic, Cretaceous, and what else? Your Assic? What
Speaker 1: make of car is used to time travel In the
Speaker 1: movie Back to the Future Delirian, which two months have
Speaker 1: four letters in their name, March and June. A person
Speaker 1: who studies and specializes in trees is called what this
Speaker 1: is gonna be a good match. I think we're gonna
Speaker 1: head over to the scoreboard to see how you both
Speaker 1: did with Jose So I am, hey, Kelsey, you didn't
Speaker 1: do very well. You got zero today. I can't count
Speaker 1: letters either, and Brook gets the win with three. Rough
Speaker 1: Go on your first try, Kelsey. But that's okay. It
Speaker 1: always it can only go up from here, that's right.
Speaker 1: Can't get naked a gus, you better. I want to
Speaker 1: myself in the car. Yeah yeah, let's go over the answers.
Speaker 1: Though today is Friday the thirteenth. If a month has
Speaker 1: Friday the thirteenth, that means it always starts on a Sunday.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that. I should have known, because that's
Speaker 1: when this month started. Yeah. Yeah, but there's three time
Speaker 1: periods of the dinosaurs, Triassic, Cretaceous, and yes, Brooke, Jurassic.
Speaker 1: I mean, I got a five year old. I'm in it.
Speaker 1: You gotta know that one. I almost said that, but
Speaker 1: I thought it was too easy. I hate when I
Speaker 1: do that to myself. Back to the future, you time
Speaker 1: traveling its Lorean. The two months with four letters are
Speaker 1: June and July, and the person who specializes in studying
Speaker 1: trees as an arborist. Now, Kelsey. Unfortunately we can't give
Speaker 1: you any money here, but just for playing, you do
Speaker 1: win a five pack of tickets to see Avatar The
Speaker 1: Way of Water at regal Issaqua, journey into the world
Speaker 1: of Pandora, and immerse yourself with exclusive two hundred and
Speaker 1: seventy degrees of panoramic screen X imagery at regal Issaqua. Nice.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Yeah, next to anything, it makes it cooler. Yeah,
Speaker 1: screen or on screen next Yeah. Wow. All right, Kelsey,
Speaker 1: you enjoy. Thank you so much for playing. We're going
Speaker 1: to be back to do win Brooks Bucks same time
Speaker 1: on Monday, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.