Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all have a suit on the don giving
Speaker 1: them like the milking bu bu things and it's y'all
Speaker 1: be good. Steve listening to movie together for Stu. Please,
Speaker 1: I don't joy. You gotta turn him. You gotta turn
Speaker 1: to turn out, turn got to turn out to turn
Speaker 1: turn the water the water. Come come on your baby,
Speaker 1: hu i' sr will come on and everybody y'all listening
Speaker 1: to the voice, come on, dig me now, one and
Speaker 1: only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Heh man back
Speaker 1: in business too, man, Man, How good is God? I mean, really,
Speaker 1: if you think about it in spite of all that's
Speaker 1: going down in your life, first of all, it could
Speaker 1: be worse. But secondly, sometimes you have to remember. And
Speaker 1: I've just had to have this conversation with myself this morning.
Speaker 1: That's how I'm fresh on this one right here. When
Speaker 1: a challenge faces you, are you going through a difficult moment,
Speaker 1: or you didn't hit a bump in the road in
Speaker 1: the middle of that, If you could manage to be grateful,
Speaker 1: it would take you a long way. Gratitude is a
Speaker 1: powerful resource. If you can be grateful in the middle
Speaker 1: of it. Gratitude is a powerful resource when it's dim
Speaker 1: for you, And it got a little bumpy on the road,
Speaker 1: and he ran into some obstacles, and you didn't ran
Speaker 1: up into some detooled signs, and your journey ain't smooth
Speaker 1: as it was last week or last year. You gotta
Speaker 1: be grateful for the things that are going right and
Speaker 1: that have gone right, and for the thing that's wrong
Speaker 1: right now to get right? Man? Can I share that
Speaker 1: with you? Man? Is that a tough one to learn?
Speaker 1: It is for me. It has been one of my
Speaker 1: toughest challenges is to learn how to be grateful because
Speaker 1: it's a powerful resource, but how to be grateful in
Speaker 1: moments of despair when it ain't going right. See here's
Speaker 1: a mistake I would make. See when something go wrong,
Speaker 1: I want to focus on the wrong so much in
Speaker 1: an attempt to fix it. But even then the focus
Speaker 1: ain't always in to fix it. The focus becomes, Man,
Speaker 1: this is bad. Man, I can't believe this is happening.
Speaker 1: Why just keep going down? That doesn't fix anything? You know,
Speaker 1: mealing over it, going over what's wrong, explaining it, sharing
Speaker 1: it with your friends. You know, making it sound worse
Speaker 1: than it is, tell the story for pity from other people.
Speaker 1: All of that, right there, has nothing to do with
Speaker 1: the fix. Sometimes you're just mulling over it. You're just
Speaker 1: making it worse. You're just making it a bigger problem.
Speaker 1: You're manifesting it into your atmosphere, You're putting it out
Speaker 1: there in your spirit. Now, all of a sudden, it
Speaker 1: consumes your day. Next thing, you know, you're having a
Speaker 1: bad day. If you're having a bad day, it's because
Speaker 1: you've been having some bad thoughts. So what I've had
Speaker 1: to learn how to do, and what I'm working on
Speaker 1: this morning is I'm working on this situation that's been
Speaker 1: cropped up. I was going kind of smooth here for
Speaker 1: a minute, and now I didn't got real bumpy in
Speaker 1: the road, you know, and all this here. So what
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about now, though, is even though I've hit
Speaker 1: a bump in the road, and even though i'd and
Speaker 1: ran into a detour, and even though I've hit this love,
Speaker 1: I'm going down into a valley. I ain't up on
Speaker 1: the peak. Can I not still be grateful for all
Speaker 1: the things that God has given me, for all the
Speaker 1: things He's done for me, for all the things he's
Speaker 1: brought me through, and realizing that even this that's happening
Speaker 1: to me again is going to pass too. He gonna
Speaker 1: get me through that attitude. Come on, man, God is
Speaker 1: a good god. Man. It's a lot to be grateful for.
Speaker 1: So while I'm tripping on this bumping the road out
Speaker 1: and here, what I gotta remember is all the things
Speaker 1: He's done for me. And like I say, my saying
Speaker 1: is joy depression cannot reside in the same place. So
Speaker 1: instead of being down about this new bumping the road,
Speaker 1: if I'm constantly filling my mind with the thoughts of
Speaker 1: how good He's been to me, of what all he's
Speaker 1: done for me, of all the things he's brought me through,
Speaker 1: of all the blessings he's presented me with. When I
Speaker 1: go down that list, I really don't have a lot
Speaker 1: of time to mull over the situation. Now. Do I
Speaker 1: have to fix this bump in the road? Of course
Speaker 1: I do. Are There's some things I'm going to have
Speaker 1: to do to straighten it out, of course it is.
Speaker 1: But Steve just going to get the business of doing
Speaker 1: it and straighten it out. What you mulling over and
Speaker 1: wearing about it for you know, old people. I heard
Speaker 1: old people say something when I was growing up in
Speaker 1: the church. They say, if you're gonna pray about it,
Speaker 1: don't worry about it. But if you're gonna worry about it,
Speaker 1: don't pray about it. That's an amazing thing. And prayer
Speaker 1: just happens to be my weapon of choice. Man, it
Speaker 1: ain't always been that way. I want you to understand
Speaker 1: that My first weapon of choice was you do it
Speaker 1: to me, I do it to you. You call me out,
Speaker 1: I call you out, you say something bad about me.
Speaker 1: I've tried to find you and say something bad about you.
Speaker 1: That was my weapon in the past. How did that
Speaker 1: work out for you, Steve? Not so good? Because you
Speaker 1: know what, I spent a lot of time fighting back,
Speaker 1: kicking back, swinging back, when I could have spent all
Speaker 1: that time climbing. See, all you're trying to do at
Speaker 1: the end of the day, folks, is have a better
Speaker 1: life than the one you got. All you're trying to
Speaker 1: do is to improve your position in life. You know,
Speaker 1: it's not my business to make sure you don't get
Speaker 1: where you're going. Ain't got no time for that. It's
Speaker 1: not my job to assure that you ain't as high
Speaker 1: as me. I ain't got no time for that. Your
Speaker 1: real mission and purpose is to have the best life
Speaker 1: that you can have, to ascend to the highest plateau
Speaker 1: that you can get to, to make your family as
Speaker 1: comfortable as you can, to provide as much as you
Speaker 1: can for your family. But legally, see, those of us
Speaker 1: are sitting up here trying to come up with sideways.
Speaker 1: You can ask a couple million men sitting in prison
Speaker 1: today how they wish they hadn't have done that, and
Speaker 1: they'll tell you, Oh, man, I wish I never had
Speaker 1: did it. I knew not to go down there. Something
Speaker 1: told me not to go down there. Man. If I
Speaker 1: could change things, I would. But they're sitting somewhere doing
Speaker 1: some time that had they made another decision, they wouldn't
Speaker 1: have to do. Now that don't make them throw away people,
Speaker 1: na man, because everybody make mistakes, and God is in
Speaker 1: the forgiving business. And some of us have done some
Speaker 1: things that really broke the law, and a whole lot
Speaker 1: of other things and deserve to do some time. But
Speaker 1: through the grace of God, we didn't. But now we
Speaker 1: set up here and we passed judgment on people who
Speaker 1: got to do something man, I don't care. I don't
Speaker 1: care what you've done. God can't forgive anything, but our position,
Speaker 1: our motivation in life is to try to have the
Speaker 1: best life we can have and provide for those around
Speaker 1: us and make it comfortable. If that's your ambition, you
Speaker 1: don't have time to worry about or concern yourself with
Speaker 1: another person. And I wasted time doing that, and that's
Speaker 1: not the way to get it done. It's simply mind
Speaker 1: to your business, taking care of you and getting yourself
Speaker 1: right and tight. It's twenty four so that's a full
Speaker 1: time job. So what I had to learn was and
Speaker 1: what I've the reason I've chosen prayer as as my
Speaker 1: weapon of choice now is that now prayer helps me
Speaker 1: that I don't have to fight back. Now, if I
Speaker 1: get cornered, I'm gonna fight you. I ain't even gonna
Speaker 1: lie to you. And now I'm still working on some
Speaker 1: things that trigger me. You know, you know, you know,
Speaker 1: and and and and so I'm I'm slowly getting better
Speaker 1: at that. But I've learned that my weapon of choice
Speaker 1: is prayer now, So when it happens ugly for me,
Speaker 1: I pray about it. When it gets tight and dismal,
Speaker 1: for me. I pray about it. And the thing about prayer, man,
Speaker 1: is prayer changes things. Yes, it does. Now read about
Speaker 1: it and try it. That's the deal. Okay, come on,
Speaker 1: prayer as a wonderful weapon. You're listening show ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 1: boys and girls, animal trainers, bus drivers, hula hoop specialists,
Speaker 1: hair dressers. There's a new generation has style it. And
Speaker 1: then ask people that work at the beauty shop. Y'all
Speaker 1: know who they are. They do, your aunts and your
Speaker 1: mama have good morning to them. This is the Steve
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show Man. Let's go Charley Strawberry Collin for
Speaker 1: real Mouth of the South, Junior boy and the legend
Speaker 1: that is nephew Tommy. What we got going on? Junior?
Speaker 1: What's on your mind this morning? Man? Today? Another national
Speaker 1: holiday today six to six up national holidays after Keen Day.
Speaker 1: Harvey looking God, thank you Lord. How you feel? Man
Speaker 1: saying I feel like I feel like a brand new
Speaker 1: fresh Chris Budollar bit. Yeah, I feel like a Harriet
Speaker 1: Tubman stamp new Yeah. Yeah, I feel like the oldening
Speaker 1: of a new Tyler Perry plate. Yes, I feel like
Speaker 1: a gospel song with backup down. What is that feeling.
Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like the praise team at
Speaker 1: church with all skinny people. Well, I feel like something
Speaker 1: in the words. I feel like busting loose, busted loose.
Speaker 1: Give me the brid y'alluster, give me the bed, y'all.
Speaker 1: How I feel day Mandy, I don't even know what, man. Now,
Speaker 1: I'm just letting y'all know I ain't gonna be here
Speaker 1: the mom. You know, I came in the birthday show,
Speaker 1: but I gotta take day off. Now. I'm just letting
Speaker 1: you know I'm gonna be here to mom. Yeah, I gotta.
Speaker 1: I gotta get a day to just you know, drink
Speaker 1: it all in an absorbing man. I'm grateful another trip
Speaker 1: around the sun. Man. There's a lot of trips. Man.
Speaker 1: I'm grateful because I know a lot of people that
Speaker 1: ain't made these many trips, man, deal people people that
Speaker 1: I love. Man, And and so I'm grateful. Man. Everything
Speaker 1: is shining on him, expecting great things this coming year. Um.
Speaker 1: I have an affirmation that I use every morning. I
Speaker 1: think I'm gonna do it in my clothing remarks. I
Speaker 1: don't want to keep it to myself. I learned it
Speaker 1: from another brother. I don't even know his name. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna look him up online because I learned this information
Speaker 1: and I've been doing it for a lolova week now
Speaker 1: and it has really, really change so many things in
Speaker 1: my mind set throughout the day. It's a simple thing
Speaker 1: that he says to do every day, twenty times in
Speaker 1: the morning and twenty times that night. And I'm telling
Speaker 1: you it's just something you say, and it's an affirmation
Speaker 1: prayer phrase, Lord have mercy. It's been a game change.
Speaker 1: I share with you all throughout the day. Whenever you
Speaker 1: want the information, just let me go see your Marty
Speaker 1: show Mary, Happy Birthday Steve and see his birthday and
Speaker 1: coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour, the
Speaker 1: nephew is here to run that frank back right after this.
Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. It is Steve's birthday.
Speaker 1: Happy birthday, Steve. We're celebrating all day, our fearless leader's birthday.
Speaker 1: It is time right now for your nephew, Steve to
Speaker 1: run that prank back. What you got for us now,
Speaker 1: m let me keep six to ten the brain call.
Speaker 1: It's six to ten six? Are you this man? Who
Speaker 1: are you this morning? I'm quite storm tonight six to ten,
Speaker 1: tix to ten, Let's go t Hello. Hello, I's trying
Speaker 1: to speak your Latrenda. Please, this is Latrenda. Who is this? Hey?
Speaker 1: You work at the turn with sharp Yes? I do.
Speaker 1: Who is this? Okay? When you were there? Did you
Speaker 1: work last Wednesday? Like from six to I guess six
Speaker 1: to close? Yeah? I work every Wednesday? Yeah? Who who
Speaker 1: is this? Hey? My name is Ralph and I basically,
Speaker 1: um uh, you know, looked around to try and get
Speaker 1: your phone. Um, I got a bit of a complaint
Speaker 1: right Wait wait wait, wait wait, you're calling me with
Speaker 1: a complaint on my cell phone. Who gave you my number?
Speaker 1: I've done the research to get your number, man, And
Speaker 1: what I'm calling about it is, while I was in
Speaker 1: there at getting a sandwich and eating, I'm realizing that
Speaker 1: you came out of the bathroom without washing your hands
Speaker 1: and which First of all, you need to be calling
Speaker 1: the corporate headquarters if you got a complaint or you
Speaker 1: caught that one hundred number on the back of your receipt.
Speaker 1: Don't be calling my cell phone. Whoever gave your gave
Speaker 1: you myself on I'm a whoof day. Hey. Listen, listen,
Speaker 1: the problem is is that you're coming out not washing
Speaker 1: your hands. No, No, the problem, I don't never come
Speaker 1: out and not wash my hands. First of all, I'm working.
Speaker 1: I've been working out for three years. Okay, be coming
Speaker 1: to me with no books that I hadn't came out
Speaker 1: and I washed my hands. I guess you ain't been
Speaker 1: washing your hands for no three years and you you're
Speaker 1: coming out, you know, unsanitizing. This is where you're treating people. Don't.
Speaker 1: First of all, don't be calling my phone talking behind.
Speaker 1: I ain't washed my hands, like I said, I've been
Speaker 1: there three years. I've been employer of the month six times.
Speaker 1: Don't be coming to me with a none of different book.
Speaker 1: I don't like how you employ the money. You must
Speaker 1: be the nasty employer of the month because you're coming
Speaker 1: out you're not washing your hand. I saw you scratch
Speaker 1: your head there and you ain't putting who I always
Speaker 1: for gloves on my hand. You ain't my gloves on.
Speaker 1: We don't know who the hell you think you are.
Speaker 1: But don't be calling my phone with this. You need
Speaker 1: to be calling headquarters if you gotta complaint. I tell
Speaker 1: you what I'm gonna call headquarters. I'm coming at a
Speaker 1: mom to see if you're gonna be up in there
Speaker 1: with some gloves on, or you gonna come out there
Speaker 1: out of the bathroom again with the same thing. Come
Speaker 1: on up there. I'm gonna be there from sixty close,
Speaker 1: sixty close, and I bet you if you come up
Speaker 1: to the mall, I'm gonna make it sandwich. You'all you're
Speaker 1: gonna do what I'm gonna make it sandwich? You'aut should
Speaker 1: Who's you think you're talking to? Yo? You said your
Speaker 1: name was round right. Don't be calling my phone with this. Hey,
Speaker 1: let me tell you something. All I'm saying to you
Speaker 1: is this right here. If I come up in there
Speaker 1: tomorrow and find out you ain't got some gloves on,
Speaker 1: you're mess end I get whoop all right, you're gonna
Speaker 1: with mine. You're gonna want sixty ten. I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: up there from sixty ten, and I ain't gonna call nobody.
Speaker 1: Ain't calling my brothers, my cousin, my uncle or nothing.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna who by myself. Excuse me, you're gonna you
Speaker 1: you you've been trying to take on them. Man, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna whoop your by myself. That's what I said. You
Speaker 1: need to get you a little man. Sit behind in
Speaker 1: the bathroom and wash your hands, keep them on your head.
Speaker 1: You don't be coming up some people food like that.
Speaker 1: Bring your throwing up there six to ten. You know
Speaker 1: where I work? Six tit ten and I'm gonna whoop y'all.
Speaker 1: Who do you think you're talking to? I don't even
Speaker 1: know who you aren't, but I'm gonna know y'all tomorrow.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna know you tomorrow. Bring your throwing up there,
Speaker 1: six tit ten and I'm gonna whoop y'all. I'm coming
Speaker 1: up there to mor Come on, I'm not going up
Speaker 1: tore tomorrow. Matter of fact, I'm gonna tell you how
Speaker 1: to be sanitized. I'm gonna be what some gloves on.
Speaker 1: Do you hear me? You're gonna be like and you
Speaker 1: steady talking about whoop them? That's a little Bring you
Speaker 1: up there. We're gonna see who's gonna get mad? Who?
Speaker 1: What kind of man as you anyways to be talking about?
Speaker 1: Fighting to walk? You are? And you are what what
Speaker 1: you called me? Um te at you? I'm coming up
Speaker 1: to to see you tomorrow. Is you gonna is you
Speaker 1: gonna be ready when I get up there what's up
Speaker 1: you anyway? Like Carla Frince, I'm about you gonna fight
Speaker 1: females y'all with some hand washing. Bring your frick and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna show you what it is. Sixty ten. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be here. Matter of fact, I'm gona be here
Speaker 1: at five forty five. Bring your stop for five o'clock,
Speaker 1: agin and I'm gonna whoop yoall who your threk? You two,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna talk to bring up for tomorrow
Speaker 1: six to ten. You's gonna see, You're gonna see what's up.
Speaker 1: I got one of my threends to say to you
Speaker 1: for her come up to tomorrow. I'm gonna you got
Speaker 1: to say, I don't care. I'm gonna whoop yo, say
Speaker 1: that I got I got one more three listen to me?
Speaker 1: What do you listen? What? What this is? Nephew Tommy
Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvey Morning Shop. Who you you say? Whom?
Speaker 1: Hey this nephew Timmy from the Steve hard Good Morning Show.
Speaker 1: You just got franked by your co workers? Man you
Speaker 1: man she man, y'all got me Man's like six in tomorrow.
Speaker 1: I got something for her. She gonna have to watch
Speaker 1: her back every hour, every hour on the hour. I
Speaker 1: got something for her. I ain't gonna hurt her, but
Speaker 1: I'm definitely gonna do it in tomorrow. Believe that. Well
Speaker 1: you read it though. I was hell yeah, I'm gonna man,
Speaker 1: you don't even know what you had a stuff for you?
Speaker 1: You just like that, y'all is gonna pull me off.
Speaker 1: And that probably wouldn't have been enough either. Hey, I
Speaker 1: got one more thing to ask you, baby girl. What
Speaker 1: is the baddest radio station in the land. You already
Speaker 1: know Steve Harvey Morning Show? So how are you doing?
Speaker 1: How much? Tree Port Fresh report was good? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: had a blast. My boys did a good job. Can
Speaker 1: you hear my boys? What sound like? It sound like
Speaker 1: I had a good Yeah when I when I missed yesterday?
Speaker 1: Did you? Did you? Stud I had a good time
Speaker 1: when I miss worked? You did you? You want to
Speaker 1: know what you think, Steve? What you think? So I
Speaker 1: mean what you said? So you know it's I mean,
Speaker 1: I mean it's what you do, dog, It's it's your life,
Speaker 1: it's your choosing, it's your calling, it's your mission doing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: can buy missing days and all this? Hill Man, You've
Speaker 1: overcome a lot. You know your last year. What you overcome?
Speaker 1: You asked me to be at work every day with
Speaker 1: bells and whistles on. You need Coyle bell around your neck.
Speaker 1: Let us know you're walking in the studio. All right,
Speaker 1: all right, birthday boy, then I want just not on
Speaker 1: my birthday. It's your birthday. Thank you, Tommy. Coming up next,
Speaker 1: it is asked the Cello Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey
Speaker 1: in the building right after this, I was honoring Martin
Speaker 1: Luther King birthday. Okay, you're listening to show. Coming up
Speaker 1: at the top of the hour and Entertainment News reality
Speaker 1: stars Todd and Julie Chrisley are set to report to
Speaker 1: prison today to serve a combined nineteen year sentence. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, I know, I know. Um Kanye Kanye West
Speaker 1: got married again. We'll talk about that. Yeah, he's married.
Speaker 1: And it's our fearless leader, Steve Harvey's birthday. We are
Speaker 1: celebrating all morning long because why because we love him
Speaker 1: and we celebrate him. That's why, Steve, I'm answering all
Speaker 1: the CLO questions as a newly arrived sixty six year old. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, I'm doing this whole show with the new
Speaker 1: attitude that I bought into this new beginning, this new year.
Speaker 1: Let's go all right, all right, it's time to ask
Speaker 1: the clo. You have more questions than you normally have.
Speaker 1: Oh really, okay, I don't, but we can make something
Speaker 1: up if we need to. Let's go okay, Robin and
Speaker 1: Monroe says, my husband is an overly holy man, and
Speaker 1: he has a problem with doing secular things like going
Speaker 1: to a jazz club or a cigar bar, because alcohol
Speaker 1: is sold in these places. It's gotten worse as he's
Speaker 1: gotten older, and our marriage is boring. How can I
Speaker 1: fice it up? Birthday? You know how many overly holy
Speaker 1: people going to hail this new Steve? Yeah, yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: kind of dressing this up right here. That is none perfect, no,
Speaker 1: not one. I don't care what you do. I don't
Speaker 1: care what you say. You judging somebody because they go
Speaker 1: to a cigar bar. You judgeing somebody because they serve
Speaker 1: alcohol in there. You can go there. You ain't got
Speaker 1: to drink nothing, or your holiness not strong enough to
Speaker 1: help you yield from the temptation. The question is, yes
Speaker 1: it is, but you ain't strong enough not to yield
Speaker 1: to the temptation. I don't care who you are, so
Speaker 1: you can call mister Holy and all this here it's
Speaker 1: all right because he doing something wrong somewhere on a
Speaker 1: daily and you better believe that. And you and you
Speaker 1: got to watch people sometimes. My daddy taught me a
Speaker 1: very valuable lesson. If somebody got to always tell you
Speaker 1: who they are and what they do, it probably ain't true. Okay.
Speaker 1: And you you all that Holy, No, you're not. No,
Speaker 1: you're not quick playing this. Can you play the game
Speaker 1: with somebody? Hey man, let me tell you something. I
Speaker 1: was in Vegas one time in the restaurant, in a
Speaker 1: steakhouse inside of the wind and h This group of
Speaker 1: evangelists was at this steak able eating and they were
Speaker 1: all talking about how they live perfect lives as Christian
Speaker 1: And I'm over here in the conversation. At the end
Speaker 1: of it, you know, I need the one of them
Speaker 1: had on the tank top and one of them had
Speaker 1: and I'm sitting to be going. Do you realize y'all
Speaker 1: having this conversation in a steakhouse that's in a casino.
Speaker 1: How y'all ebought all this holiness to Sin City, walked
Speaker 1: through a casino to a steakhouse in the casino, and
Speaker 1: you ain't you ain't hitting none of them bales, ringing,
Speaker 1: you hit them slopping sheet. You ain't see none of
Speaker 1: them waitresses and walking back, you ain't see none of
Speaker 1: this man, miss me? And why are y'all in vaga? Man?
Speaker 1: You could have had your church convention in valve y'all stuff.
Speaker 1: You could have had it. You could have had it
Speaker 1: in Rockingham, North Carolina. You could have been in the
Speaker 1: Bible Belt somewhere with all this. H Yeah. Her question
Speaker 1: is how could she spice up her marriage? What you
Speaker 1: can't not with holy man? A matter of fact, Why
Speaker 1: don't you get you another man? Oh? Wait, and then
Speaker 1: and then and then let's found out how holy holy man?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, you're gonna spice up your marriage with somebody
Speaker 1: that don't want to do nothing? Uh? Just we it
Speaker 1: didn't got good. Ain't nobody custom that's really got good
Speaker 1: to you? Ain't nobody custom? All right, we're gonna move
Speaker 1: on that Heathen Fredericksburg says, I have two sisters, and
Speaker 1: I had two girls with my wife. My sisters have
Speaker 1: girls too. I'm the only man in this family of
Speaker 1: all women since my sisters are divorced. So I am
Speaker 1: the handyman and mechanic for all of them. My wife
Speaker 1: has a big problem with this, but I don't mind it.
Speaker 1: How do I tell my wife to back off and
Speaker 1: chill out a bit? Just keep doing so you to do?
Speaker 1: You the man, that's what that's that's the private that's
Speaker 1: what it is. Man, bro, you're doing what you're supposed
Speaker 1: to do. You do it. You're taking care of everybody
Speaker 1: that you're responsible for. That's what manhood is. Your wife
Speaker 1: don't understand that. How would your wife like it that
Speaker 1: she was married to another kind of man? M see that? Thankful? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's right. He looking out for his sisters, nieces and
Speaker 1: all this. Hell now you're mad at that. Well, what
Speaker 1: you're wanting for? And he likes feeling needed. Men like
Speaker 1: to be needed and feel needed. Oh man, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell you something. Chris Rock did a joke that was
Speaker 1: so profound. Man, comedians make some great statement, But he said, women,
Speaker 1: children and dogs are loved unconditionally. You love your children
Speaker 1: no matter what mistake they make. You love. When you
Speaker 1: love your girl because she's the mother of your children
Speaker 1: or whatever she do, you're gonna love her. And you
Speaker 1: take care of your dog he do do on the rug?
Speaker 1: He and card you still gonna feed him to mar
Speaker 1: and walking blah blah blah blah. Chris say, men are
Speaker 1: only loved when they do something. They come with a condition.
Speaker 1: Because ladies answer this question when you and your group
Speaker 1: of girls is talking, and when of your girls come
Speaker 1: in and say, girl, I just met I met the
Speaker 1: finest man. Girl, I think i'd have met the man
Speaker 1: of my dream. First question, y'all asked, what do yeah,
Speaker 1: what do he do? Because now y'all need proof that
Speaker 1: he gonna be able to come through and do the
Speaker 1: things that's necessary to fulfill his mission and your requirements. True? True,
Speaker 1: So now when a man is doing those things, why
Speaker 1: is your ass complaining? Man? That's that's just damn ignorant. Uh,
Speaker 1: that's signor man, Yeah it is. And women, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell you, man, and women make me sick doing that
Speaker 1: complaining you know what they do? This just makes me
Speaker 1: sick doing that. You get a good man, do you
Speaker 1: complain when he being a man and you don't know
Speaker 1: how to be a man because you ain't never been one,
Speaker 1: No more than we know how to be women because
Speaker 1: we ain't never been one. So now when you get
Speaker 1: a man to do what men do, now you're mad
Speaker 1: at him for doing it, But then if you had
Speaker 1: that other kind of man, you be tricked because it's
Speaker 1: another kind out there too. Now ya next, here we
Speaker 1: go to it. How much time we got, Dave? Twenty seconds?
Speaker 1: Here we go, Sherley Gold. My husband and I live
Speaker 1: in a predominantly white area of We love to have
Speaker 1: sex under the stars. We had sex the other night
Speaker 1: on a lounge of buy our pool, and our neighbor
Speaker 1: said she knew what was up. I made sure her
Speaker 1: kids weren't outside. We do have Offenso are we wrong
Speaker 1: for sexing in our own yard? Y'all black ass going
Speaker 1: to jail? Hella, y'all black ass is going to jail.
Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, hen you're
Speaker 1: listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Happy birthday, Steve Harvey. You
Speaker 1: share your birthday with a whole lot of people, Steve,
Speaker 1: and I know you know this are forever first Lady
Speaker 1: Michelle Obama. It is her birthday. Basketball great Dwayne Wade,
Speaker 1: legendary actor James Earl Jones, the boxing greatest of all time.
Speaker 1: Muhammad ah Lee would have been eighty one years old today. Also,
Speaker 1: we lost our beloved golden girl Betty White uh More birthday.
Speaker 1: Shout out a little rapper, little I mean a little
Speaker 1: rapper rapper, Little John Yeah, Okay, yeah, okay, Ray Jay
Speaker 1: Murray Popish, Jim Carrey, Schaba Ranks. And finally, finally, this
Speaker 1: is the one that's near and dear to my heart.
Speaker 1: Carlin's baby girl, Tasha is fifteen years old today. What
Speaker 1: you leaving our war, Shirley Benjamin Franklin, who's discovered electricity?
Speaker 1: But I want to point out to a fact that
Speaker 1: that's probably not a fact. Black people have made all
Speaker 1: the major discoveries in this world out of necessity. I
Speaker 1: am show it is a black person that discovered electricity
Speaker 1: and not Benjamin Franklin. One brother somewhere got tired of
Speaker 1: lightening them damn candles, lighting candles, blowing them out. Black
Speaker 1: dude sat down and said, man, I gotta get me
Speaker 1: a light switch in hire. Poppy height got invented, and
Speaker 1: then they took credit for that. Yeah, if we researched this,
Speaker 1: it's a black dude somewhere that was in charge of
Speaker 1: lightening up the whole match. He blew out one hundred
Speaker 1: and fifteen candles every night and lit his ass infinity electricity.
Speaker 1: I bet you little known facts. It's not even black
Speaker 1: at you. He dropping knowledge today, sixty sixth birthday. They
Speaker 1: ain't playing no more with it. Don't play with me.
Speaker 1: And if you blog on me this year, your ass
Speaker 1: getting blogged back. No, you're gonna blocked back. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: find you hard boy. Yeah, I'm gonna say something about Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, birthday, Steve, and happy birthday to my baby girl.
Speaker 1: She's fifth. Happy birthday. Yeah, all right, some yeah this news.
Speaker 1: Todd and Julie Christie are scheduled to report to prison
Speaker 1: today m according Chrisly Christly. According to the Daily Mail.
Speaker 1: Last week, the Chrislies had a farewell lunch with their
Speaker 1: family in Nashville. Todd and Julie were found guilty back
Speaker 1: in June of fraud, tax evasion, and conspiracy to defraud
Speaker 1: the United States in connection with the scheme to the
Speaker 1: fraud Atlanta area community banks out of more than thirty
Speaker 1: million dollars in fraudulent loans. Todd was sentenced to twelve
Speaker 1: years and Julie was sentenced to seven years. So they
Speaker 1: start those sentencing sentences today and Finally, Yeah, that's a lot. Finally,
Speaker 1: you need a deeper voice. When he go, he gonna
Speaker 1: need it's too high. He gonna have to bring that down.
Speaker 1: You shot up, Tommy got that. That's not gonna work
Speaker 1: like Junior. You couldn't go to deal with your Okay,
Speaker 1: I know I ain't gonna get your hands off me. Dwayne,
Speaker 1: that ain't gonna work. No, no roll call it made
Speaker 1: five six seven four two. Here. Have you tried to
Speaker 1: go deeper with the Junior? Have you tried? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what if you think about messing with me,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be some travels to reap a cushions. Think
Speaker 1: I'm playing. That's deep. That's your deepest. That's as low
Speaker 1: as you could go. Wow, Ye, Dwight and Dwayne and
Speaker 1: every day, every let me dange something I did not know.
Speaker 1: Body try to hold me? Oh man, oh Junior, all right,
Speaker 1: can't even say it? Shut up? Come in you won't too,
Speaker 1: We won't. Little man, all right, I ain't mean it
Speaker 1: like that. Don't want none of this? Oh God, yes,
Speaker 1: all right? Every day? Yeah, final story and entertainment Um.
Speaker 1: Kanye West got married again last week. He reportedly married
Speaker 1: designer Bianca Sinsori or sensory uh in a private ceremony.
Speaker 1: According to Yahoo dot com, Kanye was spotted wearing a
Speaker 1: wedding van on that finger, you know, third finger, left hand.
Speaker 1: According to Yahoo dot com, while he was on a
Speaker 1: lunch date with Bianca, they saw the ring. The marriage
Speaker 1: may not be official official as they have not yet
Speaker 1: filed a marriage certificate, and so far, Kim Kardashian is
Speaker 1: staying quiet on her ex husband's marriage. Ain't that I'm
Speaker 1: sure she wishes him? Well, No, I ain't nothing to say.
Speaker 1: There's nothing to say. We just everybody's still shaking their heads.
Speaker 1: Just who just raised the babies? Yeah? What did you say?
Speaker 1: Listen to all this stuff you've been seeing and head
Speaker 1: and read. Let me explain this. And she went, oh okay,
Speaker 1: and he's been knowing what three days? How long you've
Speaker 1: been doing her? She ain't seen none of the news,
Speaker 1: She ain't seen nothing on all. Right, send me some pictures.
Speaker 1: Let me see what's happening so I can pass some
Speaker 1: judge me. Send me any photos y'all might have so
Speaker 1: I can tell what's really going. Yeah, we just saw
Speaker 1: the back of her head. She's blonde, that's all we saw.
Speaker 1: We didn't really see your faith all right. Coming up
Speaker 1: in twenty minutes, Coming up in twenty minutes, guys, twenty
Speaker 1: minutes after the hour, we'll check Steve's voicemail eight seven
Speaker 1: seven twenty nine, Steve. Right after this you're listening show,
Speaker 1: It is time now to check your voicemail, Steve. And
Speaker 1: if you'd like to leave a message for Steve, please
Speaker 1: call him at eight seven seven twenty nine. Steve, you
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Speaker 1: of forgot because by the end I have faded off
Speaker 1: the conversation. I was fearful as to whether you was
Speaker 1: even gonna be able to finish the conversation. So about
Speaker 1: you know, twenty seconds into your phone call, just really
Speaker 1: I just want you. I just start praying for you,
Speaker 1: and I really didn't hear the rest of the call.
Speaker 1: I did hear, Lorie, but I was spending a lot
Speaker 1: of time praying for you, and so I saw I
Speaker 1: didn't hear Next call. Next call, This is Alonzo Steve Harvey.
Speaker 1: This is Mayor Alonzo Jones in the city of damn Villeginia,
Speaker 1: wishing you a phenmal birthday. Thank you for being such
Speaker 1: an inspiration to so many, even to those damn billions
Speaker 1: here in the great city of damn Ville, Virginia. Happy birthday, brother.
Speaker 1: I'm so proud of you. Keep doing what you're doing. Man,
Speaker 1: I appreciate y'all up in bad bill Thank you, Thank you, Mayor,
Speaker 1: thank you. Everybody appreciate you. God is good. God is everything.
Speaker 1: Without God, I would have been nothing, man, that's a fact.
Speaker 1: How you feel today, man, you know what I've just feel.
Speaker 1: So help him. You know what I'm saying. It ain't
Speaker 1: got nothing to do with women at all. Trust for us.
Speaker 1: That's that's keep boy. I see you, boy boy, you
Speaker 1: looking real pivy today. Thank you. Coming up at thirty
Speaker 1: four minutes after the hour. We'll check steve voicemail again.
Speaker 1: Right after this, we have more you're listening to morning show. See,
Speaker 1: we're going back to the phone to check your voicemail.
Speaker 1: We have more calls. Uh, let's go to number one.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, high save Happy birthday. We can you the
Speaker 1: very best, and may God continue to keep blessing. You
Speaker 1: just want to let you know that we need a
Speaker 1: lot more men like you in this world. Um, you
Speaker 1: should run for president and Marjorie for First Lady. You
Speaker 1: guys are epics. We need more people you in this
Speaker 1: world to know that you can make it. You can
Speaker 1: start from the very bottom, struggle, work hard, prayers, never
Speaker 1: getting up, and you get to where you're at right now.
Speaker 1: I admire you from the very beginning. I love your story.
Speaker 1: How it started with thirty dollars. Someone loans you thirty
Speaker 1: dollars for guests. Then fifty You went to New York
Speaker 1: and they love you so much, and you stood there,
Speaker 1: you slept in your car, You wait from vending machines.
Speaker 1: You never gave up. And for you to mention that
Speaker 1: a lot of this also has to do with your
Speaker 1: mom's prayers, so true. God is good. I love you
Speaker 1: guys much, respect, beautiful family, good man Steve for presidents, No, well,
Speaker 1: thank you very much, great phone call. Let's clear up
Speaker 1: a couple of things, like, first of all, President, don't
Speaker 1: hear enough whatever the two hundred thousand, whatever they get.
Speaker 1: I'm not content with none of my jobs to go
Speaker 1: up there and take that kind of damn pay cut now.
Speaker 1: Unless you can get all these jobs, I got to
Speaker 1: forward the check there while I'm president, I will consider it. Secondly,
Speaker 1: I cannot live in the White House. I've been there
Speaker 1: all Like all them dead white men on the wall,
Speaker 1: I'm comfortable walking through the It is kind of spooking
Speaker 1: in me. You know, I've been up that enough time.
Speaker 1: You don't look like nothing I want to do. I
Speaker 1: don't give it them what they look like upstairs, I don't.
Speaker 1: I ain't been up there the way they really live.
Speaker 1: But the downstairs, all this red bergen ass carpet, all
Speaker 1: these spook ass dead white men on that wall that
Speaker 1: I don't even know who they are. Unless you move
Speaker 1: all that art and put some black art up. Put
Speaker 1: some people up, I know, Ilie Pryor, you know ball
Speaker 1: peg Alcmxrvey. You know, man, you gotta put some people ups.
Speaker 1: Put some people up. I know, you know. Put the
Speaker 1: Queen James Queen is ould, King of Soul, my father,
Speaker 1: you know, stufing like that. Then I could consider. And
Speaker 1: I cannot live in the White House. I cannot accept
Speaker 1: that pay. And I don't do well with the far right,
Speaker 1: and I don't do well with the far left. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: so now next call. Maybe that's what we need somebody
Speaker 1: right another one. Happy birthday to Steve Harvey. Enjoy yours
Speaker 1: especial day from silly Halle. Yeah. Okay, listen, I knew
Speaker 1: it when I knew it when I hear listen to
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Speaker 1: Y'all calling in? Where does y'all? Hello? Time we got
Speaker 1: war go ahead. Good morning Steve Harvard, mister Saunder base
Speaker 1: from Richard, Virginia. I just want to wish you a happy, happy,
Speaker 1: and happy birthday. I'm one of your number one fans.
Speaker 1: Have a great one. Thank you, Pa, Thank you so
Speaker 1: much once again elevating you dot com. Become a subscriber.
Speaker 1: Y'all got to get y'all energy up. Where am I
Speaker 1: headed too? I can't get nobody had been called in.
Speaker 1: I appreciate y'all but damn phone call with the nephew
Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning
Speaker 1: Show coming up at the top of the hour, right
Speaker 1: about four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for it today,
Speaker 1: and the subject is this is not going to work.
Speaker 1: This is not going to work. We'll get into that
Speaker 1: in just a few because right now the nephew is
Speaker 1: here with today's prank phone call on Steve Harvey's birthday.
Speaker 1: What you got, nef, Well, you know, it's my uncle's birthday,
Speaker 1: and what better gift to give him then? You know,
Speaker 1: a prank that that goes down in history as one
Speaker 1: of the greatest of all times, you know, because I
Speaker 1: worked diligently and hard or how to approach how can
Speaker 1: I prank my uncle? And I did it? I did it,
Speaker 1: you know, and I needed some help because he knows
Speaker 1: every voice in my head. So I had to really
Speaker 1: really think hard how can I get him? How can
Speaker 1: I get him? And this right here is what I
Speaker 1: called she a great Now almost lost my job, but yes,
Speaker 1: you did. Almost lost my job. Almost had to fight.
Speaker 1: It was a lot going on, a lot going on,
Speaker 1: a lot going on, and if my uncle would not
Speaker 1: have jumped in that fight. Yeah, it was. It was.
Speaker 1: It was pretty heated, pretty heated. We was all that.
Speaker 1: It was pretty Let me let me let me let
Speaker 1: me let Let let the audience know. It was not
Speaker 1: me and my uncle about to fight, but that was
Speaker 1: about to be a fight. I'm just I'm just trying
Speaker 1: to you, hot head was out to fight. But your
Speaker 1: uncle was upset that day because you pranked them. It
Speaker 1: was a lot emotions, a lot emotions. Is flies, lots
Speaker 1: of emotions. So and relax. This is this is the
Speaker 1: nephew pranking the uncle. The nephew pranking the uncle. Cat
Speaker 1: dog if you hood, so, what did you say? I'm
Speaker 1: saying to you right now that he's telling on everybody.
Speaker 1: He's cheching on he got nothing to do with me. Man,
Speaker 1: That ain't my book. That's his damn book. Put him
Speaker 1: on the phone, is imna tell him I ain't always
Speaker 1: start of Steve. He ain't writing about you. Dat ain't
Speaker 1: even tall on me, even tall it on my boys.
Speaker 1: He's telling on everybody. Man, he goes this book ain't
Speaker 1: got nothing to do with you, man, No, no, nobody's book.
Speaker 1: Dude got something to do with me. Because everything to
Speaker 1: Steven learn if he was growing up from the hood
Speaker 1: telling on everybody, and I'm tired of this. He ought
Speaker 1: to go somewhere and sit down. Dog, dog, you gotta
Speaker 1: get right with your girls. If he's stolling my girl,
Speaker 1: he ain't got no business coming in my house in
Speaker 1: my car telling every damn thing. Hello, Who who is this?
Speaker 1: Who is it? Holder? Man? This Steve Harvey? Who is this?
Speaker 1: This is your tea man? Listen here. Man. Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna fall with your nephew. And I'm just saying this
Speaker 1: to you. Steve. Okay, all love to you, dude. I
Speaker 1: see you on the front of Essence. I see you
Speaker 1: on the on the family field, on your radio show.
Speaker 1: So why don't you go somewhere and sit out and
Speaker 1: quit telling on everybody? What I mean? If I'm everything, Steve,
Speaker 1: I'm riding the car with my family. I gotta turn
Speaker 1: my radio off because you're telling game. We grow up
Speaker 1: sticking together. If I'm running the middle game and make
Speaker 1: my hands meet or whatever it is, that's my goodest.
Speaker 1: You ain't gonna hold on hold old women. First of all,
Speaker 1: I don't know who you are. I know you're gonna
Speaker 1: but I know who you are, and we listen to
Speaker 1: the show first time. You're gonna do though, Back up
Speaker 1: a little bit dull because you're talking to me plays
Speaker 1: if Steve, ain't nobody scared of you because you got
Speaker 1: money on just ain't nothinghing doing no money and I
Speaker 1: ain't gonna be too many but this it just enjoy
Speaker 1: your life. You find the perfect why you you found
Speaker 1: the perfect person, the perfect relationship. Okay, that's good. God blessing.
Speaker 1: Hold up, don't put God in this. Lead God out
Speaker 1: of this because you ain't calling from the God ain't
Speaker 1: gonna s people killed me with that part right there,
Speaker 1: God bless you. Don't throw God. You don't want God
Speaker 1: bless me because you're talking too crazy to me. That's
Speaker 1: for starters right there. But since you're talking crazy to me,
Speaker 1: let me turn you onto something. You at that running game.
Speaker 1: That's your problem. Run your game. You can't get mad
Speaker 1: at me because I'm doing what I do. South Man,
Speaker 1: y'all kill me. You out there doing what you want
Speaker 1: to do, like you all in this right here. Then
Speaker 1: you're coming to me because I'm trying to empower somebody.
Speaker 1: I don't give a damn about you. Man, See how
Speaker 1: you want to feel about me. But what you ain't
Speaker 1: gonna do, though, is talk to me like you clay,
Speaker 1: because I ain't that. Wait a minute, let's make the
Speaker 1: player feel fail. Okay, you got the airways, you got
Speaker 1: the microphone, you got the ability to touch a lot
Speaker 1: of people. Okay, and you're just killing You're a walk
Speaker 1: heep calling. Hold. Hold, this ain't got nothing to do
Speaker 1: with the airwaves. Think, got nothing to do with the media.
Speaker 1: This just for me and you talking. I don't talk
Speaker 1: to you personally, persontly me and you can talk anybody.
Speaker 1: I let me in there you call. You're talking all
Speaker 1: this yet sees people like you. Man, Do you know
Speaker 1: why I wrote a book in the first place, because
Speaker 1: you always somewhere trying to act like you're something that
Speaker 1: you win. Now you got the sauce on the phone.
Speaker 1: Now you're trying to mince about money. And to me,
Speaker 1: this just men. You just two men talking, not what
Speaker 1: you want. And if it's two men and then talking
Speaker 1: in from one man to another, watch you get go
Speaker 1: from where and sit down and quit telling. First of all,
Speaker 1: I ain't got to sit down. You are already doing
Speaker 1: nothing as it is. She was soon as somebody go
Speaker 1: out and do something, trying to do something positive. You've
Speaker 1: got someone shaking big chimney wag like you sitting up
Speaker 1: in here, man, wanting to go to sit down somewhere.
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna sitting down, no damn where you can
Speaker 1: mince me with that. I say what I want to say.
Speaker 1: And who are you anywhere? You ain't even doing nothing?
Speaker 1: Don't tell me I ain't doing nothing. I tell you
Speaker 1: what I am doing. I'm trying to do something. Every
Speaker 1: time I take a step, you take two steps. I
Speaker 1: can't hang hang man, what kid? Hey, yeah, you don't
Speaker 1: kill me. Why don't you quit trying and do something?
Speaker 1: You aren't killing me? Man? With that on you trying
Speaker 1: to do something? Why don't you do something? Though? You
Speaker 1: shouldn't have been really talking to me about what you trying.
Speaker 1: You tay, are selling that same thing to your people.
Speaker 1: You're trying what are your tie to me? And trying
Speaker 1: still where you're gonna do something? I'm doing something right now.
Speaker 1: You're talking here on the floor. You're gonna be improving
Speaker 1: your relationship with your girl or whoever you're trying to
Speaker 1: get it together. But you're on the phone with me
Speaker 1: complaining because I wrote a book, then don't read the
Speaker 1: damn book. You probably ain't read it no way, And
Speaker 1: don't watch the TV show you probably ain't working enough
Speaker 1: to play the bill. Noh, I lover. Wait a minute, Joe,
Speaker 1: you don't know nothing about me. Okay, you don't know
Speaker 1: nothing about my finances. You know what I won't about
Speaker 1: your finances? This about you as a man. Man, Do
Speaker 1: you know what y'all even hear what y'all do to me?
Speaker 1: Do what y'all do to me? Y'all always talking to
Speaker 1: me on an email somewhere. Y'are always on the blog
Speaker 1: talking about me. You don't even know me. Then when
Speaker 1: you're getting me frace to say, you want to bring
Speaker 1: up money this concerts ain't got nothing to do about money.
Speaker 1: I ain't brought him money one time. It's about man
Speaker 1: who Now, why don't you do that right there? But
Speaker 1: a minute, No, Steve, it ain't about money now because
Speaker 1: you got it, okay, because you got it when you
Speaker 1: wasn broke. I bet that when you're at it, I
Speaker 1: ain't got just what yo, A man just went to
Speaker 1: When I was broke, I was working. I wasn't sitting
Speaker 1: on the phone crying to some other men by what
Speaker 1: he meaning me feel with my wife. Yeah, and time
Speaker 1: I take a step forward, you got me took the
Speaker 1: two step around. That's why you ain't take a step
Speaker 1: give me. I tell you something because you got Franks
Speaker 1: off you. I just has been Oh, I'm gonna call
Speaker 1: you back. Don Many who was Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday.
Speaker 1: He didn't get it though, Like I really could have
Speaker 1: gave it to him because I was trying to you know,
Speaker 1: I was that was in the conversion part of my
Speaker 1: life while I was trying to do better, be a
Speaker 1: better Christian. Uh huh, I remember those days. Some days
Speaker 1: didn't you just get the Family Future show? And I
Speaker 1: was trying to feel to all that into Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: going somewhere from the really troubling as phone call. You
Speaker 1: handled it, but I pushed them. Happy Birthday. The birthday
Speaker 1: shenanigans continue. Happy Birthday, Steve. Coming up next Strawberry Letter.
Speaker 1: The subject is this is not going to work. This
Speaker 1: is not going to work. We'll get into it right
Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to the sty Morning Show. It
Speaker 1: is time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you
Speaker 1: need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting, and more.
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Speaker 1: reading your letta live on the air, just like we're
Speaker 1: gonna read this one right here, right now, and you
Speaker 1: never know. It could be yours. Okay, it could be
Speaker 1: Buckle up and hold on tight. We got it for you.
Speaker 1: Here it is for all berry letta subject. This is
Speaker 1: not going to work, okay. Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm thirty
Speaker 1: three years old and my husband is an internet thought.
Speaker 1: He did a local commercial for a gym and he
Speaker 1: had his shirt off in the commercial, showing off his
Speaker 1: muscular chest and arms. He became popular instantly and he
Speaker 1: got a lot of new female followers on Instagrams. I
Speaker 1: had a problem with the comments the women were leaving,
Speaker 1: and he said he wasn't thinking about those women. But
Speaker 1: I could see him getting the big head, so I
Speaker 1: decided to set him up. I set up a fake
Speaker 1: i G page just to flirt with him. I called
Speaker 1: myself Ease. I sent pictures of my breasts and feet
Speaker 1: to him, and he didn't recognize them. He didn't even
Speaker 1: and recognized them. We've been married for six years. And
Speaker 1: he didn't even know it was my body. He sent
Speaker 1: me pictures of his body too. This went on for
Speaker 1: a week and we didn't have sex during that time.
Speaker 1: I DMed him as Eve and asked for a picture
Speaker 1: of his naked body. A few minutes later, he got
Speaker 1: up and went to the bathroom and sent Eve a picture.
Speaker 1: Eve told him she didn't like body hair on a man,
Speaker 1: so he shaved it all off, which let me know
Speaker 1: he was hoping to have sex with Eve. I decided
Speaker 1: it was time to scare him, so I told him
Speaker 1: that a girl named Eve came in my boutique looking
Speaker 1: for a red dress to take a picture in because
Speaker 1: her new married man told her his favorite color is red.
Speaker 1: He started pacing, so I figured he knew he was busted.
Speaker 1: I spilled the beans and told him that I was Eve.
Speaker 1: He was quiet for a minute, and then he told
Speaker 1: me that he knew it all along. Then he flipped
Speaker 1: it back on me and said, this is not going
Speaker 1: to work because I like playing games. Is he lying
Speaker 1: about knowing it was me all along? Or was he
Speaker 1: hoping to meet Eve? How can he say this is
Speaker 1: not going to work? Does it mean he wants a divorce? Well,
Speaker 1: I can tell you straight off. Yes, he was hoping
Speaker 1: he could meet Eve, for sure. But this so called
Speaker 1: Eve is right there and he's your husband, So why
Speaker 1: don't you ask him if he's talking about divorce? And no,
Speaker 1: I don't believe he knew it all along. I think
Speaker 1: he just said that so he wouldn't get busted by you.
Speaker 1: And he's right. You were playing games. You were doing
Speaker 1: all of this. You started this, the fake IG page,
Speaker 1: all of that. You said you wanted to set him up,
Speaker 1: and that's what you did. He didn't like it, and
Speaker 1: this is the repercussions. You were playing games. Be careful
Speaker 1: what you ask for. That's why you're right here writing
Speaker 1: us this letter. And although I don't think this particular
Speaker 1: incident is serious enough to be talking about divorce, because
Speaker 1: both you and your husband share the blame and all
Speaker 1: of this him his part for sexting and flirting with
Speaker 1: what he thought was another woman and looking like he
Speaker 1: would have cheated if the opportunity presented him presented itself
Speaker 1: for real, and then you for tricking him, for setting
Speaker 1: him up and pretending to be Eve in the first place.
Speaker 1: I mean, the good thing is that he didn't physically
Speaker 1: have sex with anyone. Well, probably because Eve wasn't real.
Speaker 1: Eve was fake. But this was childish and silly. I mean,
Speaker 1: this was a stupid game you play, and not only
Speaker 1: did you let him flip the game on you, and
Speaker 1: now you're feeling some kind of way and wondering if
Speaker 1: he wants a divorce now the trust is broken on
Speaker 1: both sides. And honestly, as stupid as all of this is,
Speaker 1: it's hard to come back from a situation like this.
Speaker 1: I mean, you guys need to talk immediately. I say,
Speaker 1: you need to apologize to each other and seriously try
Speaker 1: to fix this if you can, because this is a
Speaker 1: dumb reason to end a marriage. Playing games on social media.
Speaker 1: It's a stupid way to get a divorce. Steve, seventy
Speaker 1: five percent of all divorces right now have a social
Speaker 1: media component to it. That's a statistic that I learned
Speaker 1: while I was doing my talk show. Seventy five percent
Speaker 1: of all divorces today have a social media component to it.
Speaker 1: Somebody brass evidence of Facebook, Instagram, ig something. They thirty three.
Speaker 1: They are both. They are in this technological they grew
Speaker 1: up with technology. Theyre thirty three. They've had phone, cell
Speaker 1: phone since they were born. This is their world, your husband.
Speaker 1: You say, it's an internet thought. For those of you
Speaker 1: that don't know what thought means, it means that garden
Speaker 1: tool over there, you are thought. That garden tool over there,
Speaker 1: the garden two stars with an H. It is used
Speaker 1: to dig up weeds next to corn and other sustainable
Speaker 1: vegetables and fruit and flowers. Okay, he did an add
Speaker 1: a commercial or some kind, took a shirt off, showed
Speaker 1: his muscular chest and arm. He became popular instantly, and
Speaker 1: he got a whole lot of new female followers. And
Speaker 1: you had a problem with what the women was saying
Speaker 1: on these comments on this picture, and he said that
Speaker 1: he wasn't thinking about them women. What day is it? Then?
Speaker 1: We ain't thinking about a woman. But you can see
Speaker 1: him getting the big head. So you decided to set
Speaker 1: him up, to set up a fake page, and you
Speaker 1: decided to flirt with him. I sent him pictures of
Speaker 1: my breast and feet and he didn't recognize them as yours.
Speaker 1: He's so damn stupid, this fool, this dumb. Your husband
Speaker 1: is dumb, you know, man, I hate dumb men because
Speaker 1: it makes the rest of us look guilty, even when
Speaker 1: we're telling the truth. That's what I hate about dumbing.
Speaker 1: Your wife sent you a picture of her feet and
Speaker 1: you ain't recognize her feet and her breath. You hang on, Steve, Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Speaker 1: Well at part two of Steve's response, coming up at
Speaker 1: twenty three minutes after the hour, Today's strawberry letter. Subject
Speaker 1: this is not going to work. We'll get back into
Speaker 1: it right after this. You're listening morning show. All right,
Speaker 1: Come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter. The subject
Speaker 1: is this is not going to work. This is a
Speaker 1: letter about a food in his thirties that's in love
Speaker 1: with himself all over again. Cast some women fell in
Speaker 1: love with him online. That's all this is. He did
Speaker 1: a commercial, showed his chest in his arms, got a
Speaker 1: whole lot of new female followers. All of a sudden,
Speaker 1: the wife read the comment. She don't like none of
Speaker 1: the comment. He said he ain't thinking about none of
Speaker 1: them women. There's not a date that a man is
Speaker 1: alive on this earth that he don't think about women.
Speaker 1: I don't care if it is your own. You're gonna
Speaker 1: think about a woman every day of your life. There's
Speaker 1: no days off from this. This is your mission in life.
Speaker 1: So you decided to set him up. You got a
Speaker 1: fake page and to flirt with him, you called yourself Eve.
Speaker 1: You sent him some pictures of your breast and your feet,
Speaker 1: and he didn't recognize them. He's so dam there's no
Speaker 1: way my wife can send me a picture of her
Speaker 1: feet and her breath and I don't recognize Thanks him
Speaker 1: possible immediately. So that's him possible in a life line up. Dog,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't get a damn if they was close fimilar.
Speaker 1: I know mine dogging, Please understand, all right? So now
Speaker 1: he's stupid. We've been married for six years. He didn't
Speaker 1: even know it was my body. He sent me pictures
Speaker 1: of his body too. Then this went on for a
Speaker 1: week and they didn't have sex. Then she as Eve,
Speaker 1: I dmned him and asked for a picture of his
Speaker 1: naked body a few minutes later. Now she right there
Speaker 1: this food, get up and go to the bathroom while
Speaker 1: he next his wife and sent the neked picture back
Speaker 1: to his wife, who was posing as Eve. Let me
Speaker 1: first of all say this to this woman, absolutely brilliant.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, sisters, that was a brilliant move. You
Speaker 1: all have done it before. I've heard of this being done,
Speaker 1: but to read about it, Oh my god, brilliant. His
Speaker 1: dumb ass got right up and went in the bathroom
Speaker 1: and got you so damn dune. And then Eve told
Speaker 1: him she didn't like buy the hair on the man,
Speaker 1: this food, going there and shave it off. When when
Speaker 1: you got up and went in the bathroom and follow
Speaker 1: the instructions of a woman you don't know that ain't
Speaker 1: your wife, and sent the everdence back to the woman
Speaker 1: who is your wife, your ass is done. I can't
Speaker 1: save you on this one, homie. I cannot save you
Speaker 1: on this one. You cooking your own goose, I decided.
Speaker 1: And so then, which is to let me know anyway? Well,
Speaker 1: I'm reading on the dam got up, went to the bathroom,
Speaker 1: shave off. Eve told him she like by the head
Speaker 1: and food shave it off, which let me know he
Speaker 1: was hoping to how sex with these I decided it
Speaker 1: was time to scare him. Oh this, so I told
Speaker 1: him that a girl named Eve came into my boutique,
Speaker 1: now obviously the woman owned clothing store. A girl named
Speaker 1: Eve came into my boutique looking for a red dress
Speaker 1: to take a picture in because her new married man
Speaker 1: told of his favorite color is now right here. I'm
Speaker 1: telling you what this dude is thinking. How cannot get
Speaker 1: her to understand that this is my wife's boutique. She
Speaker 1: can't go back in that. That's the first thing he's doing.
Speaker 1: Then he then he's thinking, how in the hell of
Speaker 1: all the paces she wound up in that? All this
Speaker 1: is going through his mind. Now, that's what he doing
Speaker 1: while he pacing. So I figured he knew he was busted.
Speaker 1: I spilled the beans and told him I was Eve.
Speaker 1: He got quiet for him, and he told me he
Speaker 1: knew all along. Then he flipped it back on you
Speaker 1: and saying, this ain't gonna work because I like playing games.
Speaker 1: And then your question, is he lying? Is he lying
Speaker 1: about knowing it? Hell? Yeah, right, hell yeah? Because if
Speaker 1: you know that your wife dog, you have tested her
Speaker 1: too to see what's she up to. You could have
Speaker 1: asked Hemp for some that can picture. Come on, homie,
Speaker 1: but I know you already got the breast on the
Speaker 1: feet and you're fail for it, so you couldn't even
Speaker 1: run that back on her. She was absolutely real, and
Speaker 1: he lying about knowing it was me all along? Or
Speaker 1: was he hoping to meet Eve? He fitted me here
Speaker 1: to shave this food, shave his pubic hair all for
Speaker 1: his body. He shouldn't have been didn't look like a
Speaker 1: g I Joe dog caused some strange ass woman come
Speaker 1: on him? What hell like new black can shave the
Speaker 1: hell off your body? You might in the end looking
Speaker 1: like a damn dog like that you and you don't
Speaker 1: even shave for your white This is crazy, man, And
Speaker 1: now how could he say this is not going to work?
Speaker 1: Does it mean he wants a divorce? Let me tell
Speaker 1: you what it means. It means, first of all, probably
Speaker 1: you ain't the only e. Let me just help you.
Speaker 1: You ain't the only e. He didn't just start this
Speaker 1: just now to flirt. No IG's been going on because
Speaker 1: he was too comfortable. He just said, oh he going
Speaker 1: another that you can handle it. Or let me tell
Speaker 1: you real quick. The problem ain't you? Was playing games?
Speaker 1: The problems he played back. The worst part was he
Speaker 1: got a par shade and he didn't even recognize me.
Speaker 1: Pitch of his wife. He goes, he stupid. Make him pay.
Speaker 1: You ain't got a divorce him, but you gotta make
Speaker 1: him pay, all right? Coming up next Junior with Sports
Speaker 1: Talk right after this. You're listening show. It is time
Speaker 1: now for sports talk with Junior. What you got Junior? Okay?
Speaker 1: Wild call weekend? Man, I got to give it. T
Speaker 1: I don't see how you shout them picks, but they
Speaker 1: show pick that. Come on, man, I'm a sports fan.
Speaker 1: Come on, ton, you mean to tell me the Jacksonville
Speaker 1: jaguall twenty seven down, come back and get the charges
Speaker 1: thirty one to thirty. I told you it's gonna be
Speaker 1: an upset. Yeah, do ball down in here, man. They
Speaker 1: don't know how them jaguar, the Jaguar time to lose it.
Speaker 1: That's it, Trevor Lawrence man interceptions that they still want
Speaker 1: right there, Man, I'll get another one. I'm gonna give
Speaker 1: you another one here going another when you did. I
Speaker 1: just don't understand you picking the picks like this, go ahead, man,
Speaker 1: New York giants, older vikings like this, hold them New
Speaker 1: York Chat the favorite vikings, Yeah, the favorite. See. You
Speaker 1: gotta look at how to Flow going this the end
Speaker 1: of the year. I didn't watch how to Flow go okay. See,
Speaker 1: I'm a hood dude, Junior. I don't know. I ain't
Speaker 1: on first tape. I ain't on you know, the Greenly Show.
Speaker 1: Nobody will hire me on ESPN because I know too
Speaker 1: damn much. Job. I don't care nothing about their opinions
Speaker 1: or none of that. I go by hard, cool street facts. See,
Speaker 1: I'll look at the attitude of a team in all
Speaker 1: this hill. That's how I picked man. Yeah, now you
Speaker 1: pick these man thirty one to twenty four, the Jians
Speaker 1: over the Vikers. Man in Minnesota, that was a game, man,
Speaker 1: Go ahead, here's another. I gotta get this man. He's
Speaker 1: forty Niners man over these Seahawks like this, see you,
Speaker 1: man Street with a third string quarterback, Brock, I told
Speaker 1: you that. I told you that. Now I wanted to
Speaker 1: see Adam to win it. You did because I love Geno. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but that third string boy, man, they just on that road,
Speaker 1: that San Francisco defense. What else? What else I do? Junior? Okay,
Speaker 1: she asked me, this didn't make you. It did not
Speaker 1: make you nervous. Though the Bills over the Dolphins thirty
Speaker 1: four thirty Did they get you nervous in that game? Man?
Speaker 1: So what I care about nervous? You ain't playing nervous. Dog.
Speaker 1: I walked out in front of farty four thousand people
Speaker 1: at the Georgia Dome after all the queens and comedy
Speaker 1: had performed. I was next about the damn Bills game.
Speaker 1: I really didn't even care who won. What nervous you pick?
Speaker 1: You pick pick all of Junior even I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: miss a pick the rest of this, you know, Man,
Speaker 1: I just gotta tell you, Pippot picked him. That's all
Speaker 1: I can tell you, man, Pippot picked him, all right, Pimpot,
Speaker 1: Thank you. Jernor coming up at the top of the
Speaker 1: our social media advice on remodeling a home basement. We'll
Speaker 1: talk about it right after this. You're listening to show,
Speaker 1: all right, Steve, This one's from you. This is from
Speaker 1: JJ who writes, I think my wife has been reading
Speaker 1: way too much and to get rich side hustle online
Speaker 1: articles and has forgotten about the importance of quality of life.
Speaker 1: For whatever reason, she's now completely on one to completely
Speaker 1: remodel our basement and then rent it out as an airbnb.
Speaker 1: Her logic is is that we live close to a
Speaker 1: big college and it will be just like a slot machine.
Speaker 1: Not only am I not feeling it and don't think
Speaker 1: it'll be the big moneymaker that she thinks it'll be,
Speaker 1: But I really feel like putting I don't really feel
Speaker 1: like putting over ten thousand dollars into the remodel to
Speaker 1: make it happen. Steve, you're rich, what do you think?
Speaker 1: Is this a bad move? It's from J. Jd Well.
Speaker 1: I don't know me personally. I'm not written out no rules,
Speaker 1: nobody I don't because I don't give a damn how
Speaker 1: much they pay. I can't wake up and he's standing
Speaker 1: on me with an ass school and came right down
Speaker 1: there in the basement here and infrigerator eat you one night.
Speaker 1: I'm talking pay food, don't come with your rules. Say so.
Speaker 1: You know it's not about the money the cost to
Speaker 1: get rich quick. I'm uncomfortable with anybody in my house.
Speaker 1: I don't know, especially if you all are going to
Speaker 1: be there now. If you all rent your house as
Speaker 1: an airbnb when you're not there, that's one thing. It's
Speaker 1: not the safety risk. But I'm just about safety first, man.
Speaker 1: So I got that ain't a move for me. So
Speaker 1: they ain't got nothing to do with rich or none
Speaker 1: of that. It just ain't a move for me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't want to about downstairs. Want you bringing no
Speaker 1: people over because of the air B and B they
Speaker 1: get to do what they want to do. They're gonna
Speaker 1: say nobody their self. Yeah. Now, you got some people downstairs,
Speaker 1: and a lot of people are writting AIRB and B s,
Speaker 1: throwing parties at them too. Yeah, and they tell your
Speaker 1: place up, telling your house up. Now, your driveway just full.
Speaker 1: You can't even get in your yall because, like you say,
Speaker 1: it's close to a colleague. You don't know what's gonna happen.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so congratulations, man, you got to find a
Speaker 1: way to tell your wife. No, what should he do, Steve?
Speaker 1: How should he handle that approach? Oh? Man? I mean
Speaker 1: just hey, baby, just so I think it's a safety
Speaker 1: let's look at the safety fact. Okay, all right, do
Speaker 1: we have time for one more? Here's another one from Valerie.
Speaker 1: Valerie says, I've been dating my boyfriend for over a
Speaker 1: year and he's really kind, but I'm not passionate about him.
Speaker 1: We say we love each other, but I can't help
Speaker 1: but feel like there might be someone out there who
Speaker 1: I would connect with on a deeper level. I'm twenty
Speaker 1: six and have had a few serious relates lationship, but
Speaker 1: this has been the problem with all of them. Is
Speaker 1: it me? Am? I incapable of falling deeply in love.
Speaker 1: Should I be satisfied that I'm not, that I'm with
Speaker 1: a decent guy who loves me, or should I hold
Speaker 1: out for true love? If you ain't in love, it
Speaker 1: ain't gonna last, So you might as well break up now.
Speaker 1: There's nothing I can tell you if you don't. If
Speaker 1: you're If you're not in love with a person, the
Speaker 1: relationship ain't gonna last. She's only twenty six too. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not fit to stay with you because I like you.
Speaker 1: We're not fiting, and because I ain't quit liking your ass,
Speaker 1: damn near immediately. I'm talking about everything I've ever liked.
Speaker 1: When I run into a problem with it, I can
Speaker 1: quit liking it. Take date. Yeah, And sometimes you don't
Speaker 1: like the people you love at times, you know, so
Speaker 1: you need to be in love with him so you
Speaker 1: can so you can go get through that gap. Right,
Speaker 1: That's right? Because I'm gonna tell you something. If you
Speaker 1: start not liking some body, you need a whole lot
Speaker 1: of love to get through that period. So she has
Speaker 1: to move on. Huh, Yeah, I couldn't like to do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and quit wasting all these good men. If you're a
Speaker 1: sorry ass woman. How about that? Sixty six? She says
Speaker 1: she can't help to feel that there might be someone
Speaker 1: out there who she would connect with on a deeper level.
Speaker 1: We'll go ahead and keep looking for deeper. Go ahead
Speaker 1: and keep looking for deeper. Yeah, you're gonna be forty
Speaker 1: six still looking for deeper. You're about to find out
Speaker 1: me And ain't that damn deep? Now that's what you're
Speaker 1: fitting to find out. Better, shallow se better get in
Speaker 1: one of these puddles and stars splashing around. Yeah. So
Speaker 1: so that's good advice. That's good advice. Thank you. All Right,
Speaker 1: we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
Speaker 1: up at twenty minutes after the hour right after this,
Speaker 1: you're listening to this show. Happy birthday to you, Steve Harvey.
Speaker 1: It is your day, your sixty sixth birthday. Yeah, yeah,
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Speaker 1: minutes after the hour, we'll play a special round of
Speaker 1: would you rather Right after this you're listening to show
Speaker 1: time now for a round of would you rather come on?
Speaker 1: Birthday boy? Would you rather never be noticed for what
Speaker 1: you say? Or would you rather never be noticed for
Speaker 1: what you wear? I'd rather never be noticed for what
Speaker 1: I wear? You and you're so noticed for what you wear? Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I want I would rather be noticed for what
Speaker 1: I say. That's how you make your money. Saying may
Speaker 1: change people's lives. What I dressed them wear don't change
Speaker 1: nobody like. Well, I can help people with what I say.
Speaker 1: I can't help people with what I wear. Nephew, that
Speaker 1: the fact that I'm both ya know what it is? Hey,
Speaker 1: birthday boy? Tell tell the new people that don't know
Speaker 1: why they call you blue cheese. They call me blue
Speaker 1: cheese because I'd be dressing I don't know who. Don't
Speaker 1: this obviously clear to me? All right? Would you rather
Speaker 1: have people notice you for what you say or what
Speaker 1: you wear? What? What? What? What? Hear? You say? No? No,
Speaker 1: And that's good that's coming from a stupid person. Yeah, junior, Junior, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with what I say. I'm not going
Speaker 1: I'm not him. I'm not gonna be with it with
Speaker 1: him or either Junior, you can go how you said. Hey,
Speaker 1: you see right here, you won't imagine that, all right?
Speaker 1: Moving on to would you rather divorce your spouse who
Speaker 1: you caught cheating? Or would you rather cheat on them
Speaker 1: to get even? Ain't no, damn even what you mean?
Speaker 1: I can't eat my wife cheat. You think if I cheat,
Speaker 1: that's gonna even it up? Not a good question, yeah, man,
Speaker 1: I ain't got to answer that right down, damn even? Okay,
Speaker 1: but lost you're supposed to say, very good? All right?
Speaker 1: Would you rather lose all of your teeth or would
Speaker 1: you rather lose an I? Oh no, I need my eye.
Speaker 1: I buy some teeth. Teeth on sail into something. I'm
Speaker 1: with Tommy on that. I buy head full of big ass.
Speaker 1: I have a set of ditches on it. I look
Speaker 1: like a horse. I have teeth so my nips won't
Speaker 1: pu All right, thank you guys. That's today, like wand
Speaker 1: don't own oh you hi in our world? All right?
Speaker 1: Coming up, and I'm going to adapt to our last
Speaker 1: break of the day and have some closing remarks you
Speaker 1: don't want to miss from the one and only birthday boy,
Speaker 1: Steve Barby. Right after this you're listening to show all right,
Speaker 1: here we are our last break of the day on
Speaker 1: Steve's birthday. Birthday time, but a birthday time for the
Speaker 1: bread boy. All right. So see before we get to
Speaker 1: your closing, we have a couple more people who wanted
Speaker 1: to give you a birthday shout out. Here's Barbara. Hi, Steve,
Speaker 1: this is Barbara from Nightdale, North Carolina. I'm just calling
Speaker 1: to wish you a happy birthday and to say keep
Speaker 1: allowing God to use you. You bless my soul every
Speaker 1: morning with those pearls of wisdom. I pray that God
Speaker 1: continue to take care. See that right there, and now
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Speaker 1: go to Franks D. Steve. I want to wish you're
Speaker 1: a happy birthday. This is Frank from New Jersey. Happy
Speaker 1: born day. That was it. I like me, appreciate you, man,
Speaker 1: appreciate you too, Frank. Hey, y'all listen today. God has
Speaker 1: allowed me to live sixty six trips around the sun.
Speaker 1: That's a big number, man. You know, I started realizing
Speaker 1: these numbers were big when I crossed the fifty yard line.
Speaker 1: But man, I look back sixteen years ago and I
Speaker 1: remember it vividly, just like it was just recently, you know,
Speaker 1: and it's really sixteen years ago. But I'm sixty six today, Man,
Speaker 1: two sixes. I can truly say with times, I never
Speaker 1: thought this would happen. When I was thirty years old,
Speaker 1: I couldn't have imagined being sixty six years old. It
Speaker 1: just seemed so far away. But through God's grace and
Speaker 1: mercies allowed me to live, not only live and survive,
Speaker 1: God has allowed me to thrive. Man, I just can't
Speaker 1: even tell you. As I travel the world, I go
Speaker 1: back and forth from place to place, and I'm allowed
Speaker 1: to have safe travel through His grace and mercy. And
Speaker 1: then I come back home. I realized everywhere I stay
Speaker 1: is special, everywhere I stay is nice. Every place we
Speaker 1: get is nice. Then I come home and it's nice,
Speaker 1: and I go, Man, God be good to me. Man,
Speaker 1: he just really has. Man, He's just given me way more,
Speaker 1: way more than I expect it. And sometimes in my
Speaker 1: quest to get more, I lose sight because I'm human
Speaker 1: as to where I'm at and what I have. And
Speaker 1: I want to remind you all, wherever you are in
Speaker 1: life or wherever you're at, to constantly take inventory of
Speaker 1: things around you, because I know you know to you know,
Speaker 1: look a man without a dream of visions your parents.
Speaker 1: So you're always aiming for something, You're always shooting for something,
Speaker 1: You're always gunning for something. But in shooting and gunning
Speaker 1: for stuff, man, you can't look at these victories you've all.
Speaker 1: You cannot stop looking at all the victories you've already won,
Speaker 1: because your quest for what's next sometimes blind you to
Speaker 1: what you've already accomplished. And that gates one of the
Speaker 1: greatest principles of success that's overlooked too many times. Nothing
Speaker 1: can help your rise to fame, glory, success, happiness than gratitude.
Speaker 1: Nothing is more important than gratitude. Being grateful for where
Speaker 1: you are will help you get to where you want
Speaker 1: to be. But You've got to remain ever grateful. And
Speaker 1: I'm talking to myself because sometimes I forget because I'm
Speaker 1: always on the grind, trying to get more and be
Speaker 1: more and do more and accomplish more. And it's not
Speaker 1: money I'm talking about. It's just different goals and aspiration.
Speaker 1: But still I have to stop and take the time
Speaker 1: to realize where I am and how good God has been.
Speaker 1: Now I'm saying that, and I'm gonna give you something,
Speaker 1: And I gotta give credit to this young man that
Speaker 1: I saw online. I don't know his name. His IG
Speaker 1: page is Prince underscore e A. I think that's what
Speaker 1: it is, Prince underscore e A. I'm not sure. I
Speaker 1: don't know how to look all that stuff up. But
Speaker 1: I was on live scrolling one day and this man
Speaker 1: had this affirmation. He said, if you do this twenty
Speaker 1: times every morning when you wake up in twenty times
Speaker 1: every night before you go to bed, it will change
Speaker 1: your life. It was such a positive statement that I
Speaker 1: started doing it about a week ago. I want to
Speaker 1: tell you all something. I can tell the difference in me.
Speaker 1: It has caused me to stay positive when a lot
Speaker 1: of times I would, you know, go another way, like
Speaker 1: talk to people a little quick, because you know I'll
Speaker 1: be so full of stuff all day. I try to
Speaker 1: keep stuff out of my way that don't need to
Speaker 1: be there. But this is the affirmation that the guy
Speaker 1: gave me. If I'm doing this wrong, somebody correct me.
Speaker 1: I think his name is Prince underscore e A. This
Speaker 1: is the affirmation he had. He said, say this twenty
Speaker 1: times in the morning and twenty times before you go
Speaker 1: to bed every day, and in every way, I'm getting
Speaker 1: better and better every day. And in every way I'm
Speaker 1: getting better and better. Now I've added a line to
Speaker 1: that because I know how I'm gonna get that. You
Speaker 1: don't have to add this line. If it ain't for you.
Speaker 1: If you Muslim, you can use another one. Jewish you
Speaker 1: can use, and dude you want to do. But for me,
Speaker 1: every day, I've been waking up twenty times and make
Speaker 1: sure I do it to it, and I even do
Speaker 1: it in the middle of the day every day, and
Speaker 1: in every way, I'm getting better and better. In Jesus name.
Speaker 1: I've added that, and I've said it every day, and
Speaker 1: in every way I'm getting better and better in Jesus name.
Speaker 1: Now you can do it, whatever version of it you want.
Speaker 1: But if you say that every morning, every night, watch
Speaker 1: what happened to you after week? I'm just telling you try?
Speaker 1: Why would you not try? Those are my closing remarks,
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