Speaker 1: Okay, so I normally don't give my number out. This
Speaker 1: easily believes that. Okay, it's true, but it's seventy eight
Speaker 1: five nine too. That was very s our number. I
Speaker 1: guess our number. Oh that's a text number. Yeah, our
Speaker 1: text number. But whatever, Just take what you can. Okay,
Speaker 1: just text in no pixel. But we're gonna start the
Speaker 1: show right now. I remember about four years ago on
Speaker 1: this show we talked about a pull update on the phone. Okay,
Speaker 1: it was asking gen Z what they wanted to be
Speaker 1: when they grew up, and if you remember back then,
Speaker 1: up way high on the list was social media influencer
Speaker 1: in YouTuber. But looks like now that's changed. Oh no,
Speaker 1: the world needs more forty minute videos of people unboxing
Speaker 1: their shoes. Yeah, what are we gonna do about those? Now?
Speaker 1: The number one thing gen Z wants to be when
Speaker 1: they grow up is a business person. Very big Z
Speaker 1: was cific. What type would business? Just business e. I
Speaker 1: feel like that the entrepreneur route is that what they're
Speaker 1: gonna go with. I mean, okay, I think they're keeping
Speaker 1: it general so that they could serve their success of
Speaker 1: fourteen percent gave that answer between the ages of eighteen
Speaker 1: to twenty nine. Doctor was second at twelve percent. Stage
Speaker 1: engineer came in at third. And remember, these are the
Speaker 1: people that wanted to be social influencers and gave up
Speaker 1: within five years. Let's not give them credit for just
Speaker 1: wanting to be something good. Yeah, and I'll be an
Speaker 1: aeronautical engineer whatever if I must. They can actually make
Speaker 1: that happen. YouTube star was all right, NASA, I guess
Speaker 1: I'll work for you. Artist and coder were tied for fourth.
Speaker 1: And it is funny three percent said anything said. I
Speaker 1: think that's influenced pretty much. Instead of the flash and
Speaker 1: zing of all the jobs they wanted four years ago,
Speaker 1: now jen zers are looking for more stability and in
Speaker 1: two percent of them say they love the idea of
Speaker 1: quiet quitting. What about Oh wait, that's why they want
Speaker 1: to do the stable thing. Like my parents are in
Speaker 1: business and they don't do anything. Yeah, like that looks sweet.
Speaker 1: Any radio personalities a matter they don't even know what
Speaker 1: radio is. Looks like the future is brighton bold Thanks
Speaker 1: to gen Z, I feel good. Let's move on to
Speaker 1: the shot caller question of the day. You're right, I say,
Speaker 1: I am surprised radio host didn't make the top jobs
Speaker 1: that they want to do job. You have to shock
Speaker 1: each other every morning. You want stability. Most shows last
Speaker 1: almost six months, So there you go, Jake, cheer us
Speaker 1: up with some uplifting trivia this morning to make gen
Speaker 1: zers want our jobs right before you lose your job, Jake,
Speaker 1: if you've never dumped someone, then you know there are
Speaker 1: three basic rules you need to follow in order to
Speaker 1: make it official. All right. Number One, slip in the
Speaker 1: phrase it's not you, it's me somewhere in the conversation.
Speaker 1: Number two, pretend to seem a said about it, even
Speaker 1: if you're not. Guy, but stop. Three give back any
Speaker 1: items in your possession that don't belong to you. A
Speaker 1: lot of stuff stolen. I have a girl who still
Speaker 1: has an umbrella who she left umbrella trying to come
Speaker 1: and get it, and I was like, what, Well, recently
Speaker 1: a thousand people were asked besides jewelry, named something specific
Speaker 1: a girl might give back to her boyfriend when she
Speaker 1: dumps him. Oh God, I already know Alexis answer, it's
Speaker 1: not umbrella. I have most common responses teed up for
Speaker 1: another heartbreaking edition of unglued Family Feud. We'll start with
Speaker 1: the guy with dumps like a truck truck truck? What what? What?
Speaker 1: Jeffrey Jeffrey. Besides jewelry names something specific a girl might
Speaker 1: give back to her boyfriend when she dumps. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna say. The one thing that everybody shares when they're
Speaker 1: together in a relationship their love of food. So okay,
Speaker 1: it's not you're not looking to give back the lasagna
Speaker 1: that's in the fridge, but the casserole dish that you
Speaker 1: cooked it in together. Guy's gonna want that backware. I
Speaker 1: never dated a guy that owned right because you stole
Speaker 1: it from him. I definitely took it from my mom.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with some sort of tupperware or casseroll
Speaker 1: a guy. Watch me be right and then be sad
Speaker 1: about it. Jeffrey said, tupperware, it's not at all you
Speaker 1: can match the lizard. Okay, Well, I mean I usually
Speaker 1: keep them is the hoodies, obviously, but I keep them
Speaker 1: until then you get another guy, and then they're like
Speaker 1: all those guys hoodies in your climate, and so then
Speaker 1: you're like, i'll give it back now. They never give
Speaker 1: it back. Hoodie or underwear, both things like I want
Speaker 1: him back. Don't don't spoil your next answer. I'll give
Speaker 1: hers back to both ways. Yeah, a sweatshirt or a hoodie,
Speaker 1: that's number two. And I'm gonna make it tough on Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say all clothing that away from you, let's
Speaker 1: go over too well. Yeah, hoodie was definitely number one
Speaker 1: on my list, but I knew Alex was gonna say it.
Speaker 1: So if you are in a deep relationship, and this
Speaker 1: is gonna be my answer, I think you give back
Speaker 1: the keys to the apartment or I was gonna say
Speaker 1: that that would be my number one. That's just like
Speaker 1: even six months and getting that stuff, because even if
Speaker 1: you don't live together, you can have a spare key. Totally.
Speaker 1: That's what I thought you met, you know, I meant
Speaker 1: like we lived together, that she moves in for the
Speaker 1: first week. But it's not just keys to the apartment
Speaker 1: or the house. You could be the keys to the
Speaker 1: handcuffs so that you could get out of the down
Speaker 1: spiked chair. That's important to give back. You cannot wait
Speaker 1: for Jeff's next answer. How did they go from tupperware
Speaker 1: to that chair? You have a real range in your relationship.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of trust. Yeah, show me keys, Jose says,
Speaker 1: Keys that's number four. So number two and number four
Speaker 1: are off the board. That's clothes and keys, Brooke, One,
Speaker 1: three and five are still available to you. Okay, So
Speaker 1: I'm thinking what they leave at your house that you
Speaker 1: have to give back is their toothbrush, any sort of
Speaker 1: like hygiene stuff like deodorant, toothbrush. Can I put those
Speaker 1: together or no? Yeah? Brooke? Sure, all right, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say you give back their toothbrush. Toothbrush, I'm not on
Speaker 1: the interesting Yeah, but Brooke has a fancy toothbrush. Us
Speaker 1: back to It's not lie. Let's go back to Jeffrey three.
Speaker 1: Answer still left on the board. Is it possible to
Speaker 1: get back your virginity once they have it? Not without
Speaker 1: some sort of potion? Okay, then you probably can't give that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you put it in a tupperware. Oh well, what about
Speaker 1: maybe I stick with the thing that Brooke was saying.
Speaker 1: She was saying, you don't want to see something that
Speaker 1: reminds you of them. Yeah, a lot of people have
Speaker 1: photos together. Do people do physical photos these days outside
Speaker 1: of their phone? Okay? Do you have on your walls?
Speaker 1: I've never put a picture of a boyfriend up on
Speaker 1: my wall. That's even she's married for ten years. No
Speaker 1: photos of husband is up. But any boy friend I
Speaker 1: ever dated, I would never frame a photo and put
Speaker 1: it up on my wall. The pictures, Yes, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go with framed photos photos of the couple. It's number one,
Speaker 1: Jeffrey Neil that I'll quickly go over the top five
Speaker 1: of things a girl might give back to her boyfriend
Speaker 1: when she dumps him. Number one pictures, Number two clothes.
Speaker 1: I included hoodies in there, number three books, Number four
Speaker 1: was keys to a shared apartment or some sort of cage,
Speaker 1: and the number five was love letters. Right in the
Speaker 1: fire take me four years. But okay, well, Brooke is
Speaker 1: going to be taking the shock today. Somebody wanted to
Speaker 1: hear Bad Day by Daniel Powder break up Day because
Speaker 1: you had a bad day, saying a sad song just
Speaker 1: to turn it around. You're having a bad day, you
Speaker 1: are now after hearing that song. That's your question of
Speaker 1: the day, Broke and Jeffrey in the morning, do you
Speaker 1: guys realize that our brains have their own weather systems?
Speaker 1: What you know, like when you eat something cold, you
Speaker 1: get a brain freeze, and when you're extra tired, enrolls
Speaker 1: some brain fog, the fog rolling in the tired right now,
Speaker 1: and then if you think extra extra hard, it causes
Speaker 1: a brain storm. Oh that's it hurts for the people
Speaker 1: who work on this show. We mostly suffer through brain droughts.
Speaker 1: What is that a sound of That was a balloon deflating,
Speaker 1: clearly going through a brain drought here because we couldn't
Speaker 1: identify a balloon. I mean I would have gone with
Speaker 1: like wind, maybe a old Okay, you're saying long periods
Speaker 1: of time was zero thoughts. And the thing is you
Speaker 1: never know how long those brain droughts will last. Personally,
Speaker 1: I'm going on six months right now, not one thought
Speaker 1: for six months. I'm hoping Brook will share her last
Speaker 1: sip of wine with me so that we could together
Speaker 1: make a brain waves. Are We're gonna make some brain
Speaker 1: waves and get out some brain thoughts with what's on
Speaker 1: your mind that's coming up Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: You know, if someone says I sentence you to life, Okay,
Speaker 1: that sounds like a good thing, but no, it turns
Speaker 1: out being sentenced to life is secretly bad. Yeah, which
Speaker 1: was super embarrassing for me that one time I visited
Speaker 1: a courtroom and cheered, whoa he got lives awkward. The
Speaker 1: only thing that was more humiliating than that moment is
Speaker 1: this segment where we go around the room sharing what's
Speaker 1: been on our minds lately, starting with Brooke, Brooke, what's
Speaker 1: on your mind? I'm on cloud nine. My god, my
Speaker 1: habit of inviting solicitors into my home has finally paid off. Okay.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys know this, but like
Speaker 1: anyone who comes to my door, I will engage with
Speaker 1: them and like, for example, do you remember when I
Speaker 1: invited the meat man into my house and he laid
Speaker 1: out flame mi nawns all over my carpet. Yeah, glimped
Speaker 1: for a week after that. No, I bought a steaks
Speaker 1: and they were terrible. But that was a dud. But
Speaker 1: I have scored gold this time whatever, because okay gave me.
Speaker 1: About six months ago, two solicitors came to my door
Speaker 1: and they said, listen, we're from a local farm and
Speaker 1: we're selling farm box subscriptions where we'll deliver produce to
Speaker 1: your house. It was felt really expensive, also a little sketchy,
Speaker 1: but of course I signed up. Anyway, Well, you know,
Speaker 1: maybe they're real. I gave him my credit card information.
Speaker 1: They didn't give him a whole lot of information back,
Speaker 1: and my husband was doubting me. He's like, we just
Speaker 1: got ripped off. But then the produce starts coming. And
Speaker 1: you know what came with the produce? What free eggs?
Speaker 1: Weekly free eggs. And now that those suckers are like
Speaker 1: eighteen dollars for a dozen, I'm rich. You're finally marked
Speaker 1: out in my favor. Are you giving them back out
Speaker 1: to the community to people in need? Beg They taste
Speaker 1: so much better. Free eggs taste so much better than
Speaker 1: eggs that you have to like local and orbed your
Speaker 1: husband's face. Yeah, I'm just saying, every once in a
Speaker 1: while you should talk to those people that come to
Speaker 1: your doors. That's like more money than when the gold
Speaker 1: Man came by. Jose, what's been on your mind so recently?
Speaker 1: I've been thinking about making a minor change to my face.
Speaker 1: I was just thinking about your lips today. Go ahead, Okay,
Speaker 1: I thought talking about plastic surgery or anything. How would
Speaker 1: I look with a nose piercing? I ask you, guys,
Speaker 1: aren't answer serious? Why? Why? Okay? A lot of athletes
Speaker 1: are doing it. It's very trendy. Right now, And I
Speaker 1: was thinking, just a stud I don't know. If it's
Speaker 1: on my left right, do a ring if you're gonna
Speaker 1: do one? Yea, I don't study. It's too feminine. I think, yeah,
Speaker 1: doing a ring, Yeah, I don't know. Nothing screams mental stability,
Speaker 1: like getting a nose ring in your mid thirties. I
Speaker 1: love a nose ring. I want to get mine redone love.
Speaker 1: I mean, I took it out. Just doesn't fit you.
Speaker 1: Is that type of guy off? See? I disagree, I disagree.
Speaker 1: I see yourself as an athlete at all. Yes, I
Speaker 1: used to have my ears beers, and I remember a
Speaker 1: long time ago I let him close up because I
Speaker 1: thought it was ku looked more childish and like mine
Speaker 1: need to grow out of that. Well it was like
Speaker 1: a fad. That would too. But my biggest fear is
Speaker 1: I'm gonna look like Brooke, like I'm trying too hard
Speaker 1: to look younger, and that would be like, well, we
Speaker 1: already have a laugh. Was trying to look like Brooke
Speaker 1: with her clothes, and now it's gonna be everyone's looking
Speaker 1: like Brook. Now, can't deny it. I say, didn't do it.
Speaker 1: I think you're gonna be too scared, scared to go
Speaker 1: through with it? Yea, I just want to know what
Speaker 1: the listeners think. Yes, strill or no strill? Set up
Speaker 1: for that, I think you get a convertible and a
Speaker 1: leather jacket after that. Fully on board, Alexis, tell us
Speaker 1: what's been on your mind? So I am a serial
Speaker 1: cheater when it comes to TV shows. Okay, like watching
Speaker 1: TV shows. We're talking about shows. Okay, so you'll like
Speaker 1: watch ahead of somebody. Yeah, I have literally no remorse,
Speaker 1: Like I don't feel bad one bit watching ahead of people. Okay.
Speaker 1: I was watching a show with three of my close friends. Lately.
Speaker 1: We've got together to watch every episode of Peaky Blinders together. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's good, and we took like a break for a
Speaker 1: few weeks. Everyone was busy. So I finished the last
Speaker 1: two episodes on my own. Oh you watch the final
Speaker 1: you watch the last two? Ever, the show's done forever? Fine,
Speaker 1: everyone else kind of would two? You know, turned out
Speaker 1: nobody else did. So they're planning a big finale night
Speaker 1: this week. Yeah, I know that you've seen it. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not telling them so bad. What are you gonna do?
Speaker 1: Thank you? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah, so I want to do
Speaker 1: you guys think I've been practicing my fake reactions. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, no way, I can't believe this is happening.
Speaker 1: Is that how you actually watch shows? Normal? Because I
Speaker 1: wouldn't want to watch TV. Your range of emotion isn't all.
Speaker 1: Try to trick them all, jeffyone's on your mind. So
Speaker 1: my back hurt over the weekend and I couldn't really
Speaker 1: do much stuff, so I decided to try and kill
Speaker 1: time by googling myself. Oh god, it's not a euphemism.
Speaker 1: I mean I went online and I looked up my
Speaker 1: name and I found something kind of interesting that I
Speaker 1: made it on the website Famous Birthdays dot com. I
Speaker 1: never saw myself on there before, but I was the
Speaker 1: one hundred and ninety one thousand three most popular celebrity
Speaker 1: on the site. I think it does most popular Jeffrey
Speaker 1: on the side. That's a different one. That's a different
Speaker 1: I was like seven thousands and the Jeffrey Okay, I
Speaker 1: thought top two hundred thousand. Yeah, that's a pretty big
Speaker 1: day for me, and I put it out my Insta story.
Speaker 1: It's awesome, and now it's just a couple of days ago.
Speaker 1: I checked it again this morning and my popularity shot up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because did you tag them and the insuppose Now a
Speaker 1: hundred and one thousand most popular celebrity. You're saying, like
Speaker 1: eighteen more Instagram posts and you're going to be the
Speaker 1: number one most popular celebrity in the country. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: right now, I'm ranked number two popularity for radio hosts
Speaker 1: born on October seventeenth. Who is beating me? Louisa the anvil?
Speaker 1: Horrible radio. I'm straight out of London. Who is that?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? You know what a should know? It's on.
Speaker 1: We gotta coming after the anvil and text into seven
Speaker 1: eight five nine two tell us what's been on your mind?
Speaker 1: It's brooken Jeffrey in the morning getting a lot of
Speaker 1: texts of seven eight five to nine two with people
Speaker 1: telling us what's been on their minds because we just
Speaker 1: shared what's been on ours. Someone said, love and appreciate
Speaker 1: you guys, heart emoji, heart emoji listen every day a
Speaker 1: day late, but at least I don't cheat on you
Speaker 1: with a different radio station. Heart emogie, heart emogi thank you.
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, the podcast. Someone's cheating on us. I didn't
Speaker 1: know that we were exclusive with one of our listeners.
Speaker 1: Do we need to like update our Facebook or something
Speaker 1: only exclusive. Okay, this isn't an open relationship. That's what
Speaker 1: I thought. Thanks are getting really dicey. We should have
Speaker 1: had this conversation a while the air. Someone else texted
Speaker 1: in what's on my mind? I'm broke and that twenty
Speaker 1: five k my ex husband owes in child support would
Speaker 1: be great right now, or if I could get him
Speaker 1: on Judge Mathis, but he keeps hanging up on the
Speaker 1: producer that close to me. Mathis. My God, that's a thing.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna start watching that show just to see. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Someone else wrote in what's on my mind? As I've
Speaker 1: swiped on Jose at least five times on bumble and
Speaker 1: he's never swiped on me. Blonde your thing. This girl
Speaker 1: actually commented on multiple on Instagram post. She's like, I
Speaker 1: keep swiping on figure it out. I'm sorry at this
Speaker 1: point it slightly que was too high. That's the way
Speaker 1: you put together. The keeper texts coming into seven eight,
Speaker 1: five nine two, tell us what's been on your mind?
Speaker 1: Laser shories, it's coming up now. It's the radio segment
Speaker 1: that starting up a daycare in an abandoned refrigerator warehouse
Speaker 1: where all the fridges locked from the outside. Yeah, gosh,
Speaker 1: that's fun, right, that's the word you're thinking of. Yeah,
Speaker 1: get your kids signed up while they're still Openings With
Speaker 1: Lasers Stories the segment where we read weird news stories
Speaker 1: around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we
Speaker 1: have a laser and those other guzzlers just don't. This
Speaker 1: first laser story is out of New York. A few
Speaker 1: years ago, a man named Tim George couldn't believe his
Speaker 1: luck when he scratched a lottery ticket and realized he
Speaker 1: just won the jackpot of one million dollars, life changing money,
Speaker 1: and he didn't want all his friends and acquaintances to
Speaker 1: know that he was newly rich, so he called up
Speaker 1: his favorite cousin for a favor. His female cousin Amador,
Speaker 1: and Tim wanted to fly her in from Houston so
Speaker 1: he could have her claim the prize on his behalf.
Speaker 1: Now way he could remain anonymous. And not only was
Speaker 1: he going to pay for all her flights, he said
Speaker 1: he'd throwing fifty thousand dollars just for her troubles. Okayping
Speaker 1: your family and I'll do it for him? Yeah, so
Speaker 1: do you? Agreed and went into the office But that's
Speaker 1: when things took a turn because Amador forged the lottery
Speaker 1: papers and told her cousin that. When she got to
Speaker 1: the office, they let her know he hadn't won the jackpot.
Speaker 1: It was only twenty grand what so she gave him
Speaker 1: that money a twenty thousand and went on her way.
Speaker 1: But it didn't take tim long to find a press
Speaker 1: release announcing Amador collected a one time lottery payment a
Speaker 1: five hundred thirty seven thousand dollars scammed her own cousin.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine? Oh my god. After two years in court,
Speaker 1: Amador pleaded guilty to larceny and is expected to be
Speaker 1: sentenced to one to four years. And as for the money,
Speaker 1: she had to forfeit what was left back to her cousin.
Speaker 1: He ended up with three hundred and seventeen thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: It's almost going to cover half of his legal fees. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I bet that's terrible. Out this next size of story
Speaker 1: is out of Tokyo. A few years ago, a YouTuber
Speaker 1: in Japan rigged up a system that allowed his pet
Speaker 1: fish to play video games. That fish would probably still
Speaker 1: be better than me, so terrible. He wanted to see
Speaker 1: if his fish could be the game called Pokemon Sapphire
Speaker 1: using motion tracking software, and he put a grid behind
Speaker 1: the fish bowl with dots that correspond to different buttons,
Speaker 1: and if the fish stopped or turned around in front
Speaker 1: of one, it counted okay. So that's how the fish
Speaker 1: was controlling the controller by motion exactly, and around a
Speaker 1: thousand hours in the game froze while he wasn't watching,
Speaker 1: but the computer running the game stayed on and the
Speaker 1: fish was still pressing buttons. Oh so, eventually it managed
Speaker 1: to open Nintendo's E store and transferred money from his
Speaker 1: credit card to his Nintendo account. It was only four dollars,
Speaker 1: but could still be considered credit card fraud if a
Speaker 1: human had done the same thing. They also used some
Speaker 1: of his reward points to buy a new avatar, download
Speaker 1: a Nintendo sixty four emulator, and change his online user
Speaker 1: name to I think that's Unfish, You stupid or something.
Speaker 1: He eventually saw what was happening seven hours later and
Speaker 1: reached out to Nintendo to explain. They reversed the four
Speaker 1: dollar charge for him, and now his fish is grounded
Speaker 1: from playing video games for the next two weeks. Oh
Speaker 1: now this next Laser stories out of Rhode Island, a
Speaker 1: local police department got a surprise when they received a
Speaker 1: handwritten letter with a bag of evidence. The letter came
Speaker 1: from an eight year old girl and read, dear Cumberland's
Speaker 1: Police Department. I took a sample of cookies and carrots
Speaker 1: that I left for Santa in the reindeer on Christmas
Speaker 1: Eve and was wondering if you could take a sample
Speaker 1: of DNA and see if Santa is real. The remains
Speaker 1: were presumably consumed by Santa Claus and some of his
Speaker 1: nine reindeer, and the department knew exactly what to do.
Speaker 1: They forwarded the evidence to the state's Department of Health
Speaker 1: Forensic Sciences Unit for analysis. Cops then responded to the
Speaker 1: young girl with some already uncovered evidence in support of
Speaker 1: Santa Claus's presence in her neighborhood. They sent her a
Speaker 1: photo of what appeared to be a deer with antlers
Speaker 1: or perhaps a reindeer, spotted on the night of Christmas Eve.
Speaker 1: They then informed her that the police department is awaiting
Speaker 1: test results, adding this young lady obviously has a keen
Speaker 1: sense for truth. We will do our very best to
Speaker 1: provide answers for her. The three homicides that we're working on.
Speaker 1: Can wait. I was gonna say, as soon as they
Speaker 1: find him, they will arrest Santa Claus for breaking in entergy.
Speaker 1: Evidence is damning. This next laser story is out of
Speaker 1: Colonel Mustard with a cannon and the Conservatory of Americans
Speaker 1: and Canadians are obsessed with true crime, and now some
Speaker 1: people are taking it a little too far. The latest
Speaker 1: social media trend is people putting together in case I
Speaker 1: go missing binders in the unlikely event that they become
Speaker 1: the subject of a missing person's case and or Netflix miniseries.
Speaker 1: Friend made me like a PowerPoint years ago, It's said
Speaker 1: to me, Is it just so that you have control
Speaker 1: of what images her phone access? Yeah? Every day. I
Speaker 1: thought it was just because you wanted to make sure
Speaker 1: that they didn't use an ugly photo of you for
Speaker 1: the missing poster. I mean use this photo. The binders
Speaker 1: include their DNA fingerprints, handwriting samples, dental records, blood type,
Speaker 1: and medical history. It doesn't stop there. It also has
Speaker 1: photos of their tattoos, scar in birthmarks, as well as
Speaker 1: images of themselves with different hairstyles, and it keeps going.
Speaker 1: They have passwords for their social media accounts. And messaging apps,
Speaker 1: important documents like birth certificates, licenses and wills, and work details,
Speaker 1: along with information on current and past relationships friends, family members,
Speaker 1: and co workers. Investigation. Is this when we mark our
Speaker 1: relationship with true crime? Unhealthy? Yeah? Never healthy? It sounds
Speaker 1: like a steal my identity starter kit. Yeah. I'm just
Speaker 1: giving it to them, like you're assuming they're not going
Speaker 1: to take the binder after the crime. The binders are
Speaker 1: on Amazon and Etsy, and one called the If I
Speaker 1: Go Missing Binder sells for about fifty dollars. I mean
Speaker 1: it's close to a scrapbook. Ye. The folders first went
Speaker 1: viral recently because of a podcast called Crime Junkie. Watch
Speaker 1: or listen to any of these. It's really I'm would
Speaker 1: any of our listeners pay money to do this. I
Speaker 1: know one guy has his own home version of it,
Speaker 1: but he does need our help because I could see
Speaker 1: us having issues with the shell and claw prints part.
Speaker 1: But I don't think we're gonna have any trouble collecting DNA.
Speaker 1: That's how many blazers has come to an end. For
Speaker 1: the day, We'll do it. It's all DNA. We'll do
Speaker 1: it again, same time on Friday. Broke and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the morning. There's certain commitments you'll make in life that
Speaker 1: have assumed rules, like when you officially become a regular
Speaker 1: at a bar. Oh, you're supposed to go to that
Speaker 1: bar and that bar only for the rest of your life. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we can't cheat on him. It's like cheating on a hairdresser. Yea, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: When you find a great barber, you need to go
Speaker 1: back to them every time until one of you dies
Speaker 1: first and you don't know how to break up. No
Speaker 1: break up, there's no options. Or when you find a
Speaker 1: work spouse, it's not official until you consummate it in
Speaker 1: the breakroom in front of a human resource persons. Those
Speaker 1: are the rules. I don't know that, Jeff. But the
Speaker 1: thing is, when you're in a normal romantic relationship, the
Speaker 1: expectation there is you won't fool around with anyone else. Yeah, yeah, right,
Speaker 1: it's standard, okay, basic rule. But still some people try
Speaker 1: and push their luck yea, end up getting caught. You're
Speaker 1: gonna hear how when we hear those stories Shared in
Speaker 1: a brand new edition of Busted Coming Up at seven
Speaker 1: ten sneak us bad boyfriends and girlfriends they thought they
Speaker 1: could get away with it. But now they're about to
Speaker 1: get busted. There's a very popular saying, how will you
Speaker 1: know if you never try? Yeah? Yeah, does that apply
Speaker 1: to cheating on your significant I could love her, you
Speaker 1: don't stop her anymore. Now there are some people who
Speaker 1: decided they wanted to test out being unfaithful for size,
Speaker 1: see how it felt. And now their punishment is to
Speaker 1: get exposed right here on this segment Busted, We've got
Speaker 1: a few listeners ready to tell us how they caught
Speaker 1: their dumb exes trying out a little bit of infidelity
Speaker 1: and seeing how it fit. We're gonna start with Nicole,
Speaker 1: tell us how you busted your significant other? Hi, guys,
Speaker 1: so I showed up to my boyfriends without telling him
Speaker 1: one day. Do you know how many of these stories
Speaker 1: start that way? Yeah? Communicate with your significant other. Well,
Speaker 1: it definitely took him forever to open the door. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And when he finally did, I noticed a mark on
Speaker 1: his neck that he was trying to cover up. But
Speaker 1: I did ask if he was okay and what happened,
Speaker 1: and he told me that he was fine, but that
Speaker 1: he had been vacuuming and he sucked something up on
Speaker 1: his neck where we sometimes you do that for fun.
Speaker 1: It creates like a cool little mark on your skin. Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe when you're swelled you practice kissing on it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, okay, this doesn't make any sense. So
Speaker 1: I march over to the cot closet that has, you know,
Speaker 1: his vacuum in quote unquote whatever other cleaning supplies. And
Speaker 1: guess what I found? What there was the vacuum. But
Speaker 1: next to that vacuum, what was a half dressed woman
Speaker 1: that a house cleaning out at all? Oh? Oh that
Speaker 1: you keep your housekeeper the vacuum on the hill? Convenient
Speaker 1: place to story. Wow. Yeah, I'm guessing that was over
Speaker 1: pretty quick. It was over pretty quick, and his place
Speaker 1: wasn't even clean, so she is really Let's go on
Speaker 1: to Ronald, tell us how you busted your significant other. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: my vax was a big art collector. She's really the art.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, me not so much. So I didn't know
Speaker 1: what I was looking at halfter time. To be honest
Speaker 1: with you, yeah me too, I'm just like, it looks
Speaker 1: like two lines. So yeah right, but you just have
Speaker 1: to react, bro, I've learned that when I look at
Speaker 1: so Anyways, um, one time she was out of town.
Speaker 1: So I went over to feed her cat with my buddy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and he knows a little bit more about art than Ila,
Speaker 1: so he was kind of appreciating the paintings and pictures
Speaker 1: and stuff. So he sees this particular piece of art
Speaker 1: and he's like, dude, have you seen this? And I go, yeah, whatever,
Speaker 1: and he goes, do you notice what happens when it's
Speaker 1: upside down? And I go no. So he literally takes
Speaker 1: it off and flips it upside down and it's a sonogram. Wow.
Speaker 1: What Yeah, so it's about the birth of life. I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't know. It was really strange saying. I actually
Speaker 1: called my girlfriend and at night and I go, what's
Speaker 1: the deal with this picture of a sonogram? And uh,
Speaker 1: eventually she just admitted it. She goes, that's that's mine.
Speaker 1: It's me. Wait, what are we? She was pregnant, but
Speaker 1: not with curtently pregnant when you were talking to her. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she admitted that she was seeing some other guys. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, Wow, you must not be aware if
Speaker 1: you definitely her fault. I got. He turned another picture
Speaker 1: upside down and it's her kissing another man. Hold back one. Wow,
Speaker 1: I guess you could say it was pretty artistic. The
Speaker 1: way I found out that is poetic justice on that.
Speaker 1: We've got time for one more, Hannah, tell us how
Speaker 1: you busted Joseignificant other Hey guys, Okay, so she was
Speaker 1: actually kind of really funny like that. A few years ago. Oh,
Speaker 1: by the way, I used to live with my friend
Speaker 1: and we were watching this magician special. I think it
Speaker 1: was maybe David Blaine or somebody like that. Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: so weirdo what he's called mine freak? Yeah exactly. Okay,
Speaker 1: watching magic with your boyfriend, right, And so then he's
Speaker 1: really into it. He's like, you know what, I want
Speaker 1: to do this myself. So he like starts buying handcuffs
Speaker 1: and like a wand and an outfit and all these
Speaker 1: like magic tricks. Right, Okay, how do you feel about that? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm like, that's a weird passion. But okay, let's see
Speaker 1: where this goes, Right. So I did my best to
Speaker 1: encourage him, and then one day came home and I
Speaker 1: hear yelling from the bedroom. So and what do I
Speaker 1: walk in on? My ex boyfriend is handcuffed to the
Speaker 1: bed and my landlord is in there whipping him. Whoam
Speaker 1: that trick is like, oh my god, no, it's nothing.
Speaker 1: It's because the rent is late, and the landlord's like, no,
Speaker 1: it's not and she continues to with him, and so
Speaker 1: we do this every Thursday. We do this. It's like
Speaker 1: a book club, but a little different. I'm not going
Speaker 1: to see that magic special on Netflix on the time.
Speaker 1: Serious Jeffrey's he can't pay rent this way. I hit
Speaker 1: up our text board at seven eighty five nine to
Speaker 1: tell us if you have a funny story about how
Speaker 1: you caught your ex cheating, you could be on the
Speaker 1: next edition of Busted. Yeah, got your phone to out
Speaker 1: coming up next, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Whenever
Speaker 1: you post stuff on Facebook, Marketplace or any online forum
Speaker 1: for sale, yeah, you hear people say how horrible it is. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because you immediately get ten emails, all with low ball offers,
Speaker 1: and then one weird guy who says, I'll trade you
Speaker 1: my cat and fifty nickels for it. But today, today
Speaker 1: I'm the buyer and I want to pay full rice
Speaker 1: for a guy's stereo. Hey, that's great. Only caveat is
Speaker 1: he's not there and I'm already at his house. Just
Speaker 1: pop in and grab it real quick. What is it
Speaker 1: a big deal? It's your phone's at right now on
Speaker 1: the twenties. Hello, Hey, you're selling the stereo system on Craigslist,
Speaker 1: right what I'm sorry, the stereo system on Craigslist for
Speaker 1: two hundred bucks? Is that still? Uh? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's right. Yeah, okay, cool, I'll take it. Okay, um great?
Speaker 1: So can I just like walk in and grab it
Speaker 1: or what? Well? Yeah, if you want to set up
Speaker 1: the time, I can, I can come meet you. Oh no,
Speaker 1: I'm here. I've been knocking on your door for a
Speaker 1: few minutes and no one's answering, so I don't know.
Speaker 1: I figured i'd call you. You're knocking. You're knocking on
Speaker 1: my on my door? Yeah, what do you mean you're
Speaker 1: you're at my You're at my house? Yeah? I just
Speaker 1: googled your phone number and I found your address on drive.
Speaker 1: That's you, right, that's a little bit weird. But you
Speaker 1: why are you at my house? I just wanted to
Speaker 1: get the stereo. I thought I told you that. So
Speaker 1: I'm outside, you want me to just go in? I
Speaker 1: could leave the money on the counter, just grab the stereo. No,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, man, this is really weird. That's not how
Speaker 1: it Why this is not how we do things. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's not how we do things. I'm doing it, yeah,
Speaker 1: and I'm sorry you don't. You don't just do that.
Speaker 1: You don't just show up at my house because you
Speaker 1: have to set up Fine, okay, well, separate question. I
Speaker 1: brought a step ladder from my trunk so I can
Speaker 1: see into your living room. I'm just wondering why stereo
Speaker 1: that you're selling is that the one on the entertainment center?
Speaker 1: What the hell is going on here? I'm seeing it
Speaker 1: looks like it as a scratch on the front, so
Speaker 1: we should probably knock ten bucks off. You can't be
Speaker 1: looking through my windows and you know this is this
Speaker 1: is so weird? Like you are you already found my
Speaker 1: address on the internet. Yeah, get some kind of creepy
Speaker 1: soccer or something. Well, is this how you treat all
Speaker 1: the people that are interested in the stereo? Because you are?
Speaker 1: You are some kind of crazy person. Even if I
Speaker 1: feel like I want to tell you the stereo, I
Speaker 1: will call you and tell you want to come meet me.
Speaker 1: You don't come to my house and I want to
Speaker 1: work with you, man, So how about this, I'll leave
Speaker 1: if you throw in that hockey stick that I saw
Speaker 1: in your garage. You get into my garage, Well, the
Speaker 1: back door was unlocked, so I figured I just went
Speaker 1: in and get the stuff my property. Well, I just
Speaker 1: you know, you're crazy. All I'm doing is I'm looking
Speaker 1: to buy your stereo. You're given a bad stereo. Well
Speaker 1: you want to you're trying to break into my house
Speaker 1: to steal my stuff or I don't know what you're
Speaker 1: trying to do. I'm calling the police right now. You
Speaker 1: should see where you are. You're going to call the police. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: what are you going to tell them? This guy offered
Speaker 1: to buy my stereo and then he actually showed up
Speaker 1: to purchase it with cash. I'm going to say, you're
Speaker 1: her asking me your trespass it. You broke into my garage, Well,
Speaker 1: don't get them out of it. The back door was
Speaker 1: unlocked and there was a welcome mat on the floor,
Speaker 1: so I figured that was okay. I've used that in
Speaker 1: court before. Oh you've been there. You've been in the
Speaker 1: court before. Okay, Well okay, so you've done this. You're
Speaker 1: gonna make your way around the justice system. Then, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're making it sound like a bad thing. Well, you
Speaker 1: were at the court. Mother, you're going to jail again. Okay. Look,
Speaker 1: I can sense that you're clearly agitated. You don't want
Speaker 1: me here. All right, Well, how about this. Then I'll
Speaker 1: drive over to your work at three two Drive at
Speaker 1: your insurance company. How did you know that? I'll do
Speaker 1: my research and then i'll give you the money and
Speaker 1: then you can give me the key for the front door.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you are. I don't even know what
Speaker 1: to do here. I'm calling you. Stay where you are.
Speaker 1: I'm calling the cop. Don't do that. They're not gonna
Speaker 1: think the prank phone calls funny. But your buddy Eric Mike. Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: my name is jeff from the radio show Broken Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the Morning. This is a brank phone call. Eric
Speaker 1: sets you up for it. He said that you're selling
Speaker 1: a stereo on Craigslist. But I'll tell you he never
Speaker 1: mentioned you'd be such a jerk about not letting randos
Speaker 1: go into your place. What's that all about? Hey? Man?
Speaker 1: You know you never know what the internet these days.
Speaker 1: I felt like I was pretty polite about it. I
Speaker 1: told you that I broke into your garage. Come on,
Speaker 1: I welcome out on the floor. That's you inviting criminals
Speaker 1: in You're right, all right, thank you, thank you for
Speaker 1: taking accountability. All right, thank you. Wake up every morning
Speaker 1: with phone taps weekdays on the twenties Broke and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning. You know why the story of Cinderella
Speaker 1: is so unbelievable. It's not because of the fairy godmothers,
Speaker 1: or the talking mice or even the pumpkin love wagon.
Speaker 1: If that Gord's a rock, and don't come and knock it.
Speaker 1: It's at least the version that I read I see.
Speaker 1: I think any of those things are totally possible, But
Speaker 1: don't tell me the prince found a shoe and Cinderella
Speaker 1: was the only woman in the entire kingdom. It fit
Speaker 1: one these things. How weird shaped are her feet? That's
Speaker 1: a red flag if anything. Okay, I'm saying there has
Speaker 1: to be a better way for you to find your
Speaker 1: perfect match. Well, one woman thinks that she's actually cracked
Speaker 1: the code, and even though the whole room was skeptical
Speaker 1: of her method, she swears it works and you'll be
Speaker 1: much happier in your life. You're gonna find out what
Speaker 1: it was and your brand new second date update next second.
Speaker 1: You know, my childhood best friend was named Lewis till
Speaker 1: one day when we were playing Ninja Turtles and Louis
Speaker 1: wanted Donna Tello to use the twin katanas, and I
Speaker 1: told him no, Leonardo has the katanas, Donna Tello has
Speaker 1: the big wooden stick. Of course an argument, so naturally
Speaker 1: I called the cops, and long story short, wasn't allowed
Speaker 1: to play at Lewis's house anymore. But imagine my surprise
Speaker 1: when I opened up my email this morning and so
Speaker 1: Lewis emailed the show. For hell? Did he come crawling
Speaker 1: back to you? Jack? Did you just get out of
Speaker 1: prison Lewis. Lewis, you're finally ready to apologize and admit
Speaker 1: you were wrong? Or is this a different Lewis? I
Speaker 1: swear I would never mix up what weapons the turtles have.
Speaker 1: Thank you for saying, Lewis, we don't that. I can't
Speaker 1: they interchange them though, I mean like they've done all this,
Speaker 1: get out of the studio questions, train for each weapon.
Speaker 1: Dedicate your life to a weapon, you don't just give
Speaker 1: it to someone else. Now, I'm gonna go time explaining
Speaker 1: the Ninja Turtles to Brooke over you. Meanwhile, we don't
Speaker 1: can do hear anything about Lewis's date. Lewis, I'm sorry
Speaker 1: for Brook. Did you go out with someone who is
Speaker 1: a turtle lover? Apparently like I wish? Oh? What do
Speaker 1: we know about the person you went out with? What's
Speaker 1: her name? Her name is Jamie? Okay, so we met online?
Speaker 1: Beautiful profile picture. Oh so we've been doing this lately
Speaker 1: with all of the people who match through like an
Speaker 1: app or something. Can you pull up her profile? Uh? Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Did we have to get word on if people enjoyed
Speaker 1: us doing this or not? I think I'm gonna say
Speaker 1: that I enjoy it. It does make it feel like
Speaker 1: we're part of like the online date experience with them. Yeah?
Speaker 1: Are we going to swipe right? Yeah? Exactly what you
Speaker 1: do the saying Read some of the stuff that's on
Speaker 1: Jamie's profile for us, Lewis. Yeah. So, Uh, Jamie said
Speaker 1: she's five three, she's got long brown hair. She talked
Speaker 1: about in a dance class, which is great. What kind
Speaker 1: of dance? Um? I don't know, but she she she
Speaker 1: is in shape. I like to work out as well.
Speaker 1: Were all those things true when you met up with her?
Speaker 1: Was her hair long and brown? Three? Did you pull
Speaker 1: out the ruler just to make sure. Maybe just a
Speaker 1: measuring app on your phone the point could you stand
Speaker 1: back a little bit further? Okay, all that stuff matched up.
Speaker 1: She she has a dog. I have a dog. That
Speaker 1: was all great. She has listened on here Myers Briggs FW.
Speaker 1: It's the Myers Briggs personality test. It like tells you
Speaker 1: what type of person you like. I can't remember all
Speaker 1: the different combinations, but there's a bunch of different combinations.
Speaker 1: You can be interesting interesting. So yeah, I swiped and
Speaker 1: we met up and planned a date. What was it
Speaker 1: like the first time you guys saw each other. We
Speaker 1: hit it off, We got along really well. We had
Speaker 1: plans to grab a drink or two, and then we
Speaker 1: were gonna go in a ghost tour. Oh that's fun.
Speaker 1: Tell us about the ghost tour. What was that about. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've never been on one with a day before. I've
Speaker 1: been on a couple with friends. But I thought, oh,
Speaker 1: this is fun, and like she gets scared, like you've
Speaker 1: taken multiple ghost tours in your life? Come on? Why not? Okay,
Speaker 1: So it was your idea. Was she into it? She
Speaker 1: was totally into it. Yeah, she said that sounded great.
Speaker 1: So I bought the tickets. Then we were going to
Speaker 1: meet up at the pickup spot for the Little Bush
Speaker 1: ghost Bus. That sounds fun. Yeah, what was the highlight
Speaker 1: of that for you and her? Like where you made
Speaker 1: a connections on the like did it get spooky or
Speaker 1: anything on the tour? I was there like any like
Speaker 1: hugging or something. I don't know, like she got scared
Speaker 1: and jumped into your arms. I would love to say
Speaker 1: that that was the case, but we didn't end up
Speaker 1: going on the ghost tour. Oh oh oh no? Why
Speaker 1: so like three cours the way through the drinks ghost
Speaker 1: tour starts in like twenty minutes and Jamie's like, hey,
Speaker 1: you don't want to be really fun, Let's go see
Speaker 1: a movie across the street instead. I already paid for
Speaker 1: the ghost tour ticket a movie, and I didn't want
Speaker 1: to be to be like, well, I already paid, Like no,
Speaker 1: so I was like, maybe she's afraid. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to push back too much because I
Speaker 1: want to pull the Lewis move and called the cops
Speaker 1: on her right there. So did you go to the
Speaker 1: movie instead? Yeah? We went to the movie and the
Speaker 1: movie was fine though, Yeah, yeah it was. It was
Speaker 1: you know, two hours of us just sitting in the dark,
Speaker 1: and I didn't want to like hold hands, like we
Speaker 1: weren't right at that point yet, right, because you'd only
Speaker 1: had two drinks or a drink beforehand, right, So exactly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So the movie was fine, and then the end of
Speaker 1: the night was just kind of awkward because it was like,
Speaker 1: all right, thanks for a good night, we'll talk soon.
Speaker 1: The whole time, I'm just like, man, I wish you
Speaker 1: would have gone on the ghost tour, right, because that's
Speaker 1: like an experience, it's something you can share together. So
Speaker 1: since then, she'll respond to my text with like a
Speaker 1: couple of words, not really a lot of punctuation, and
Speaker 1: it has been very noncommittal to hang on again, and
Speaker 1: I cannot figure it out. You don't have any idea.
Speaker 1: I have no idea. There are no red flags that
Speaker 1: I can think of. So she only drinks one drink,
Speaker 1: she changes the date right in the middle of it
Speaker 1: and doesn't call you back. It's questionable if she even
Speaker 1: knows who the Ninja Turtles are. Like, what you why
Speaker 1: do you want to go out with her again? She's
Speaker 1: really hot. She is very hot, and like we clicked
Speaker 1: like on all other levels. And I'm just like I
Speaker 1: do something or maybe there's something else that I totally missed.
Speaker 1: But dude, maybe her ex boyfriend is a ghost and
Speaker 1: she's scared she was going to run into him. That's
Speaker 1: the best theory that we have so far, but we're
Speaker 1: going to try and confirm it when we play a song.
Speaker 1: Come back and get your second date update right after this.
Speaker 1: All right, Lewis, cool? Thank you. Hold one you know
Speaker 1: who says no to a ghost tour real life ghost?
Speaker 1: Oh doesn't want to be found out? Another theory, perhaps
Speaker 1: because in the middle of Lewis's date, Jamie said, Nah,
Speaker 1: let's not do the ghost tour that you planned and
Speaker 1: already paid for. Let's instead do a movie and then
Speaker 1: all ghost you. Yeah, And that's what happened. But here's
Speaker 1: the thing is that Jamie is hot, so Lewis can't
Speaker 1: just let it go. He wants answers. Brooke, is that
Speaker 1: okay with you? Yeah? I'm fine with it. I mean,
Speaker 1: I think it's weird that you would cancel a ghost tour.
Speaker 1: When did she know that you had already had the tickets.
Speaker 1: I just think that's kind of rude. I mean, we
Speaker 1: had a plan. I don't actually know if she knew
Speaker 1: I had the tickets. Okay, that makes a difference. See,
Speaker 1: that's why you got to pull them out and wave
Speaker 1: him in front of her face so that she knows
Speaker 1: that they're really just an email or a code on
Speaker 1: his phone. Yeah, well, something show her the evidence. I
Speaker 1: was imagining them on the ghost tour and then he's like, oh,
Speaker 1: my date is getting scared, and then everyone looks. Ahie
Speaker 1: goes what date? Okay, that would have been a cool moment.
Speaker 1: But they never went on that tour, so it never happened.
Speaker 1: But maybe we can send you out on another ghost
Speaker 1: tour if we get her on the phone. Here, are
Speaker 1: you ready to do this? Yeah, let's go for it.
Speaker 1: Let's find out if she's real or not. I'm down
Speaker 1: the number right now. I think thank ghost can answer phones.
Speaker 1: We'll see. Here we go. She's hello, o Ghostie. No,
Speaker 1: she would have said hello, Maybe it's just a bad
Speaker 1: phone connection. Is this Jamie? Hi? Yes? Is it Jamie? Hey? Jamie?
Speaker 1: What's up? You're on the radio right now with Brooke
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning. Mon Hi? Yeah? Cool? Do
Speaker 1: you listen? Did I win something? A lot of people
Speaker 1: ask that, Yeah. I like people's positive attitudes have a
Speaker 1: lot of stuff away guys, So yeah, we don't usually
Speaker 1: call them up and just give things out for free,
Speaker 1: but we do have something that we want to give
Speaker 1: to you, potentially another date with someone that you went
Speaker 1: out with before named Lewis. Oh a minute, obviously, we're
Speaker 1: doing a second date update with you here, Jamie, and
Speaker 1: we're trying to figure out what happened. What went wrong
Speaker 1: on your date with Lewis? Oh, very very simple. We
Speaker 1: just aren't a match. Oh, that's it? Is it something
Speaker 1: that's really obvious that he should know? Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: I thought we were a match, you know, based on
Speaker 1: his dating profile, but I think, you know, he might
Speaker 1: have stretched the truth a little bit. Oh like okay,
Speaker 1: you mean like he lied about his height or his
Speaker 1: weight or something or used an old photo. Oh yeah, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no, no no, no, no, nothing like that. The thing is, like,
Speaker 1: I thought we were both NFPs and it turns out
Speaker 1: that he's actually at hand of Jay. What did you
Speaker 1: say he's talking about that he's at the NJ. So
Speaker 1: are you talking about that for I don't know what
Speaker 1: is it? The Briggs personality test? Is that what you're
Speaker 1: talking about? Yeah, Mayer's Briggs Mayer Briggs. We don't know
Speaker 1: what the letters stand for. Oh my goodness. Okay, well
Speaker 1: you guys got to do it because I mean it's
Speaker 1: a personality test, right and he has been tested like forever,
Speaker 1: is so incredibly accurate, and it's basically design to identify
Speaker 1: a person's strength and preferences, right yeah, okay, and it's
Speaker 1: it's huge in psychology, like all of my friends do it.
Speaker 1: It's awesome. Do you work in psychology? No, no, no no,
Speaker 1: but I mean everybody puts it on the dating apps.
Speaker 1: I mean I'm on dating apps and you put it
Speaker 1: on your dating apps. Media just didn't understand what it was.
Speaker 1: I've never seen you then or whatever it is. So
Speaker 1: we will find amount of your dreams to on your
Speaker 1: dating app. Okay, what's your personality type? I am an
Speaker 1: E NFP that stands for n P. Yeah, so basically
Speaker 1: I am an extrovert. Uh huh okay, not the E.
Speaker 1: The n fans for intuitive, the feeling, and the P
Speaker 1: for perceiving. Okay, so all right, I'm just switching over
Speaker 1: to another radio station. Get down. An extroverted emotional person
Speaker 1: is what I heard. Well, perceiving, Yeah, I mean I'm
Speaker 1: very intuitive and I'm very Yes, did you have to
Speaker 1: take a test to find that out? So why doesn't
Speaker 1: that work with him? Because he's an E N F
Speaker 1: J J. So because he is a J, which is judgmental.
Speaker 1: You know, there's a structure like they're they're structuring in
Speaker 1: a way that they're not flexible. Wait, what are you
Speaker 1: talking about? He's not flexible. He told us that you
Speaker 1: switched the date plans in the middle of the date
Speaker 1: and he was cool enough to like go along with it.
Speaker 1: I was testing him because I thought he was a
Speaker 1: P and I thought the reaction I was expecting was like, oh, yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: let's do it, like, you know, be excited about it.
Speaker 1: And he was like pushing back, And that's when I
Speaker 1: realized he's definitely a J. Well, he's probably pushing back
Speaker 1: because he paid money already to go on this ghost
Speaker 1: tour that he talked about. You would his idea was
Speaker 1: more fun. Well, it doesn't matter how much money paid.
Speaker 1: The point is it was just a test to see
Speaker 1: how flexible he was, and he wasn't, so he failed.
Speaker 1: As Sorry, Okay, well, uh, let's do a test and
Speaker 1: find out what happens when you put an E NFP
Speaker 1: with an E n f J. All right and you
Speaker 1: get a WTF the BNJ. There we go. I could
Speaker 1: follow now alrightly, hopefully we got Lewis on the line.
Speaker 1: Lewis you there, Yeah, I'm here. Oh brother, bring your
Speaker 1: own beer? Yeah, because this is going to be right.
Speaker 1: I'm trying. I don't really know what's going to do.
Speaker 1: How do you feel about being called a jam? I
Speaker 1: am h angry. I'm a little Oh you're angry. Yeah. Um,
Speaker 1: we went on on a date and you decided to
Speaker 1: catch me a little well, I mean, yeah, white way.
Speaker 1: You know, if I'm gonna I'm in this to get somebody,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be waiting and see somebody. You right
Speaker 1: up the bat and see if I's compactable, and for not,
Speaker 1: then we move on with their separate lives. Not to
Speaker 1: it that you're telling me that I'm the judging person.
Speaker 1: You're acting kind of jay about his unwillingness to change.
Speaker 1: I'm very perceptive though, like how he is. So that's
Speaker 1: why I had a feeling that he was a jay,
Speaker 1: and that's why I sit to him. But you're being
Speaker 1: judgmental about him now for not doing what you wanted
Speaker 1: to do. You were being j about his being Jay,
Speaker 1: I think more than anything, Like do you really want
Speaker 1: to be with someone who's exactly the same as you? Well,
Speaker 1: that's what the whole test is about, is to find
Speaker 1: a perfect match. And if he's a Jay and I'm
Speaker 1: a Pete, we're not a match. I know that. I mean,
Speaker 1: if it was as easy as science, right, like we
Speaker 1: all would have no one would be single. You would
Speaker 1: have been able to put your name into an algorithm
Speaker 1: and found the perfect person. Like not everybody's doing the
Speaker 1: test though, I know, but I just think you may
Speaker 1: be missing out. Do you know how many single people
Speaker 1: are here that don't know anything about the tests or
Speaker 1: like don't understand what is going on here. Yeah, someone
Speaker 1: asked you what my love language was, and I was
Speaker 1: like English. Yeah, I'm here to tell them this is
Speaker 1: what they need to do. You're just so hard up
Speaker 1: on this test, Like, I just think you may be
Speaker 1: passing on on great people. Seems like a good dude,
Speaker 1: spoken like a giant bee. Okay, I think it's bountiful. Look, yeah, Ji,
Speaker 1: clearly Jamie knows exactly what she wants from a guy,
Speaker 1: Like that's what she wants and just because Brooke, you're
Speaker 1: not a fan personally of the test doesn't mean that
Speaker 1: it doesn't work. Well, I just want them to be
Speaker 1: more open. I'm just I'm rooting for Lewis here, man,
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to get him a second chance, Jeffrey,
Speaker 1: Isn't that what we're supposed to be doing, Lewis, Can
Speaker 1: you change your personality to fit into Jamie's lifestyle? Because yeah,
Speaker 1: let me just get right to that. Yeah, okay, great,
Speaker 1: because once you do, once you finally switch over that
Speaker 1: jay to a pee, then we can send you guys
Speaker 1: out on a date and we'll pay for it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: You know what, I personally think, we're just done with
Speaker 1: the acronyms. IM I would be fine if I never
Speaker 1: hurt another one. You want us to stfu, I get it. Yeah, Well,
Speaker 1: looks like we're not going to be able to send
Speaker 1: you guys out on a date. And everybody now spoken
Speaker 1: like a true I n F J now oh burn,
Speaker 1: I don't know. It sounded like figure it out, Brookie,
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning and a lot of people texting
Speaker 1: into seven eighty five to nine two saying Myers Briggs
Speaker 1: is the best tool for helping you not just with
Speaker 1: your relationships, but with your friendships, your work life. It
Speaker 1: actually helps you find balance. Has anyone in this room
Speaker 1: done it? Never? I thought Myers Briggs like a paint company. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I had no idea what I mean talking about it
Speaker 1: sounds like talking about paint time to do. I actually
Speaker 1: went online to try to test myself. After an hour
Speaker 1: of answering questions, it says I'm almost ten percent through it.
Speaker 1: Obviously told us everyone in this room is impatient. It's
Speaker 1: that part of our personality. I can't wait to find
Speaker 1: out which four letters I am in forty hours from now.
Speaker 1: But you know, I think she will find somebody out
Speaker 1: there that's her perfect letter combo. It's a real sterile
Speaker 1: way to find a match. But good luck, it's a
Speaker 1: lot of people are using it, Brook, A lot of
Speaker 1: people are still single. Well, but if you don't want
Speaker 1: to be single anymore, we might be able to help
Speaker 1: you with that email. The show we'll call the person
Speaker 1: wasn't calling you, Battle, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: All right, Can I just stop for a second and say,
Speaker 1: I know the big football game's coming up and everyone's excited,
Speaker 1: you know, for the game. But let's talk about the
Speaker 1: snacks because that is the real winner here, especially if
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Speaker 1: They're complex carbohydrate, Okay, they provide energy and fuel and
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Speaker 1: a blast from the past for Brooke today because on
Speaker 1: the phone right now is somebody that you beat ten
Speaker 1: years ago, this even longer. Actually think about that for
Speaker 1: a second. Well, we bring on Jordan from Marysville, who's
Speaker 1: back to try one more time. Jordan, what happened ten
Speaker 1: years ago? Oh? Man, I just dropped the ball? Okay,
Speaker 1: I think I got like two right. How has the
Speaker 1: last decade been for you? Ter Top three moments, Top
Speaker 1: three moments? Um concert I had with a strange music
Speaker 1: artist in Seattle. Okay, okay, m my daughter graduating and
Speaker 1: going to middle school. Let's say I got fourth in
Speaker 1: the world in like bass competitions and vehicles, so like,
Speaker 1: oh you do like those sound competitions where they like,
Speaker 1: blow out your ear drums inside a car, Exactly, I should.
Speaker 1: I like to have subs that were like a girl
Speaker 1: could sit in a passenger Seaton with float her hair up.
Speaker 1: That's well, this is our redemption story, ten years in
Speaker 1: the making. We're gonna send Brook out of the studio.
Speaker 1: And while that happens, Jordan, I think you might remember
Speaker 1: how the game is played. But just in case, let's
Speaker 1: go over the rules one more time. You got thirty
Speaker 1: seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you
Speaker 1: don't know when, you could say pass. But you have
Speaker 1: to beat broke out right to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 1: I'm ready? Good luck, my man. Your time starts now.
Speaker 1: Alicia Key celebrates a birthday today. Is she in her
Speaker 1: thirties or forties? Forties? What's the name given to a
Speaker 1: screwdriver with a four pointed pattern phillips in the early
Speaker 1: eighteen hundreds. What condiment was originally sold as a cure
Speaker 1: for indigestions? What types of products were first to be
Speaker 1: sold on Amazon dot com. Oh, let's say house products.
Speaker 1: Your fingernails grow faster than toenails, true or false? True?
Speaker 1: What's a single piece of spaghetti called no idea. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, just pass on that last one. Brooke is
Speaker 1: going to come back in the studio. And Jordan uh
Speaker 1: It says on my phone screener that you work as
Speaker 1: a hip hop artist. I do. My hip hop name
Speaker 1: is Jordan Coast and I'm on all major platforms. Alright,
Speaker 1: just approved on Pandora, which was kind of like something
Speaker 1: I really wanted since I started doing music, so that's
Speaker 1: what I used usually to listen to music. And I
Speaker 1: was just like, yes, I'm on there, you can listen
Speaker 1: to it. I just, oh, I didn't know you had
Speaker 1: to get approved for that. That's cool. I mean, lower
Speaker 1: artist like myself, you have to get approved. You're higher
Speaker 1: for us. We love you. Yeah, dude, I tried to
Speaker 1: put out a hip hop album. Didn't go well. She
Speaker 1: just popped out her hip when she tried boreline. All right, shoreline,
Speaker 1: here we go. You're up a little shoreline. Let's just
Speaker 1: ask the questions. Your time starts now. Alicia Keys celebrates
Speaker 1: the birthday today. Is she in her thirties or what's
Speaker 1: the name given to a screwdriver with a four pointed pattern?
Speaker 1: Phillips In the early eighteen hundreds. What condiment was originally
Speaker 1: sold as a cure for indigestion? Catch up? What types
Speaker 1: of products were first to be sold on Amazon dot
Speaker 1: com books. Your fingernails grow faster than your toenails? True
Speaker 1: or false? True? What is a single piece of spaghetti
Speaker 1: called spaghetti? A little bold with that last? I don't know, Like,
Speaker 1: how do you shorten that? You don't call it spaghetti's
Speaker 1: We'll see who won in the Battle of the Hip
Speaker 1: hop Artists with Jose Jordan. You did well. You got
Speaker 1: three correct if it's it's spaghetti three for Jordan, spaghetts
Speaker 1: correct redemption not half opening today. But maybe you can
Speaker 1: write about this defeat in your next album, Jordan. It
Speaker 1: can inspire you to your next great songs Brook. If
Speaker 1: you need a feature on that Screwbrook track, let me go.
Speaker 1: I have no prior share. Yeah, let's go over the
Speaker 1: answers here. Alicia Key celebrates her birthday today. She is
Speaker 1: in her forties, turning forty two. Happy birthday, Alicia. A
Speaker 1: screwdriver with a four pointed pattern is a Phillip's head screwdriver.
Speaker 1: In the eighteen hundreds, ketchup was sold originally as a
Speaker 1: cure for indigestion. It's weird, like yeah, like so much acid.
Speaker 1: When Amazon dot Com came out, it first sold books
Speaker 1: in nineteen ninety five. It's true that fingernails do grow
Speaker 1: faster than toenails, twice as fast actually, And a single
Speaker 1: piece of spaghetti is called spaghetto, really spaghetto spaghetto. Maybe
Speaker 1: he'll put that into his into his album too. Okay,
Speaker 1: we have lots of content for you and unfortunately no money,
Speaker 1: but we do have just we're playing Jordan a pair
Speaker 1: of tickets to Winter Brilliance at Chehuli Garden and Glass,
Speaker 1: which is running now through February twenty eight. Winter Brilliance
Speaker 1: is a brand new light and music installation from Dale Chehuli,
Speaker 1: inspired by fire, ice and the dramatic use of light. Cool. Awesome, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it sounds pretty intriguing. Yeah, it's a pretty cool show.
Speaker 1: Our gallery it's yeah, that's awesome. Anyway, we'll go look
Speaker 1: you up. Okay, thanks for playing. To appreciate your brother.
Speaker 1: We're going to be back to do win Brooks Box
Speaker 1: same time tomorrow, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning