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Speaker 1: only remembered it was my son's birthday because of a
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Speaker 1: fully understand that people are gonna make mistakes and you
Speaker 1: shouldn't be ashamed of that. Let us be ashamed for
Speaker 1: you when you tell us about them right here on
Speaker 1: the mass speaker like one of our listeners wants to
Speaker 1: come clean about her shameful pass. We can't confirm that
Speaker 1: or not. We do know she's chosen Dawn as her
Speaker 1: fake identity. So don welcome to the show. Hi, thank
Speaker 1: you for having me. Okay, Don, what are you? What
Speaker 1: are you even hiding? What are you going to get
Speaker 1: out there today? So my parents do not know that
Speaker 1: to this day. Okay. Back when I was fifteen, we
Speaker 1: were on a family vacation in Mexico. It okay, and
Speaker 1: I want to say it was the third day in
Speaker 1: my parents and my sister went out to do an activity, okay,
Speaker 1: and I decided to stay back at the beach house.
Speaker 1: Typical fifteen year old. Yeah, yeah, I was kind of
Speaker 1: boring back then, and I was like, you know what,
Speaker 1: I just want to stay back. And so I poured
Speaker 1: myself a big glass of coke and Mike laved a
Speaker 1: hot dog. Oh yeah, me, coke is better with a
Speaker 1: glass bottle. That sounds good. And while I was holding
Speaker 1: my hot dog, I flipped on an ice cube and
Speaker 1: the hot dog flew out of my fans into the
Speaker 1: sink and I broke my left Hiva, Oh you broke
Speaker 1: your leg? Is that what you just said? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: broke my tibia. It's your shinbone o yah. Yeah. Wait,
Speaker 1: so you don't want to tell your mom that you
Speaker 1: broke your leg on Mexican vacation. She's like, a right,
Speaker 1: where are you limping? It's like it was so bad,
Speaker 1: and like, of course, my first thought as I'm screaming
Speaker 1: in pain, was my parents are going to kill me.
Speaker 1: This is going to ruin their whole vacation. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: can see that. Actually, yeah, well, I'm sure they're like,
Speaker 1: this is why you should have gone with us. I'm
Speaker 1: sure they rushed into the hospital, right. Well, I decided
Speaker 1: to blame it on someone else. Wait what yeah, I
Speaker 1: didn't want my parents to be mad and to know
Speaker 1: what really happened when it was a drug deal gone back,
Speaker 1: the cartel came in. What do you do? How do
Speaker 1: you blame it on somebody else? Well, that's why I
Speaker 1: was just you know, I had a different kind of
Speaker 1: energy then, so I was able to like get myself
Speaker 1: together crawl to the beach. And when I think crawled
Speaker 1: like army crawled. Hopefully it was kind of close to
Speaker 1: the beach. Trying to migrate for help while you're doing
Speaker 1: this shouldn't be your concern. I know, I know it
Speaker 1: was really really stupid, but I mean I was fifteen
Speaker 1: years old, and I did not want my parents to
Speaker 1: kill me that I was the reason that their vacation
Speaker 1: got canceled. They were looking forward to it for so long.
Speaker 1: I had to, you had to. I finally made it
Speaker 1: to the shore and then someone came over and was like,
Speaker 1: should I call nine one one? Like are you okay?
Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, called nine one one and
Speaker 1: I told them I was hit by a boat while
Speaker 1: I was swimming. You girlfriend came up on land and
Speaker 1: sped away. Oh my god, you think this is a
Speaker 1: secret from your parents, But they obviously know that's not
Speaker 1: what happened. Like, there's no way how did it play out?
Speaker 1: So the cops came nine one, one whatever, and my
Speaker 1: family all came and rallied next to me, and I
Speaker 1: just told him I got hit by a robot, which
Speaker 1: was really really dumbwater but yeah, okay, what did they say? Well,
Speaker 1: the cops of course looked skeptical, and everybody was just
Speaker 1: looking at me like I was crazy because my shirt
Speaker 1: wasn't wet. Yeah, cut on that immediately, I would look
Speaker 1: at the hot day it tried quickly. I was just
Speaker 1: speaking it off. Yeah. So yeah, the paramedics had the
Speaker 1: comb and my parents were actually super sympathetic about the situation,
Speaker 1: and of course our whole vacation got canceled. But they
Speaker 1: never heard you the real reason. So you didn't avoid
Speaker 1: the ruining the vacation at all. You should. We're at
Speaker 1: a point in our lives. I mean, I don't know
Speaker 1: your family well, but you could probably tell them stories.
Speaker 1: So they to this day believed that some random roboat
Speaker 1: paddled by and broke your leg and then rode away. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they have no idea. They believed every word that I said.
Speaker 1: The paramedics were a lot more skeptical than my parents.
Speaker 1: I think they were just like, you know, their kid
Speaker 1: broke their their tibis, so I had to have surgery.
Speaker 1: And now my left leg is like a little bit
Speaker 1: shorter than my right leg. I can just see your
Speaker 1: parents talking to their friends. They're like, we're going to
Speaker 1: Mexican vacations. They're like, oh, let us warn you about
Speaker 1: the Mexican robot our daughter one time shallow water. Wow, funny.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I know it's a lot of pain, but
Speaker 1: now you've got a wonky leg. Well, thank you for
Speaker 1: sharing with us, No problem. It feels good to get
Speaker 1: it off like past after all these years. Again, I
Speaker 1: think we can tell your parents at this point. I
Speaker 1: just like I need a coke in a hot time.
Speaker 1: Never again. The text in the seven eighty five nine
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