Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that created a dating site meant
Speaker 1: for dead people to meet in the afterlife. Oh wow,
Speaker 1: this one getting ghosted is a good thing. Ghosted today
Speaker 1: with Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news
Speaker 1: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does. Accept
Speaker 1: we have a laser and those other shooby movies just
Speaker 1: known this first Laser Stories out of Florida, forty year
Speaker 1: old woman named Casey Brazil went into a gas station
Speaker 1: convenience store recently and at some point she started shoplifting, well,
Speaker 1: or like they call it in Florida, shopping. Yeah. The
Speaker 1: female clerk caught her and there was an argument. That's
Speaker 1: when Casey made her way to the door and the
Speaker 1: clerk ran over and confronted her. Oh, it's always amazing
Speaker 1: to me that people care this much about their job.
Speaker 1: I mean, you're right, I don't have that type of passion.
Speaker 1: Stuff came into stole microphones. I'll be like, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: According to the police report, Casey attempted to push her
Speaker 1: out of the way, but when that didn't work, she
Speaker 1: struck her with two slim Jim beefsticks. I know what
Speaker 1: you're wondering, but the report did not specify if the
Speaker 1: Slim James were still in their packaging. I am assuming yes, Okay,
Speaker 1: If not, then she could have just opened her mouth.
Speaker 1: Feel The clerk stumbled backwards, looked up, and then went
Speaker 1: full Randy macho man savage on hers. Oh yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: just kidding. The uninjured clerk just let her go at that,
Speaker 1: and police caught Casey, who admitted to the Slim Jim attack.
Speaker 1: She was arrested and charged with simple assault and theft
Speaker 1: with a processed meat weapon. It is on the salt
Speaker 1: because there's a lot of this. Next days of stories
Speaker 1: out of Game show Headquarters Game Shows, as you may remember,
Speaker 1: Netflix is producing a squid game reality show with real
Speaker 1: contestants playing real games for real money. No real death
Speaker 1: in this one, though, let's wait and see. It is
Speaker 1: shooting in England right now. Okay, let's not use the
Speaker 1: word shooting in this. In this reality show filming in
Speaker 1: England right now, and a bunch of people are jockeying
Speaker 1: for four and a half million dollars. Yeah, totally. One
Speaker 1: of the games they played was red Light green Light,
Speaker 1: just like on the original show. But a British tabloid
Speaker 1: says contestants were forced to play outside in sub zero temperatures.
Speaker 1: Another unnamed contestant leaked info saying the set of the
Speaker 1: show was like a war zone. Oh my god, with
Speaker 1: people getting carried out by medics. I don't want to
Speaker 1: watch this. According to them, during the game, people had
Speaker 1: to stand for so long. That's somewhere crawling by the end.
Speaker 1: What Wow, that's crazy though crazy standing standing is crazy.
Speaker 1: Know that you push people to the brink like that
Speaker 1: green light run faster for three days straight. At least
Speaker 1: one stood for so long he had to be carried
Speaker 1: out on a stretcher. Whoa. Netflix is denying that of course,
Speaker 1: while it was very cold on set, yeah, the participants
Speaker 1: were prepared for that and any claims of serious injury
Speaker 1: are wholly untrue. Someone got a little bit dramatic, it
Speaker 1: sounds like on the set. I mean, I'm impressed Netflix
Speaker 1: didn't use it as like the best teaser for the
Speaker 1: show ever though. Yeah, but then they'd don't sue us. Yeah,
Speaker 1: girls like put the lights on the bread light, green light,
Speaker 1: We're so bright. No word on when the show is
Speaker 1: gonna wrap shooting, but they are still set to play
Speaker 1: Tug of War. Marble's in Hopscotch in the upcoming day. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this next laser story is out of the UK. A
Speaker 1: fifty nine year old British woman swears that she sees
Speaker 1: her husband in a new social media ad for an
Speaker 1: Indian restaurant called Spice Cottage. Just one problem with that theory.
Speaker 1: Her husband died in twenty fourteen. Is just seeing a
Speaker 1: look alike? Is that what's going on? Her name is
Speaker 1: Lucy Watson, and she is so confident that it's actually
Speaker 1: her husband. She reached out to the Spice Cottage to
Speaker 1: ask how old that footage was, Yeah, and they said
Speaker 1: it was recorded just a couple of weeks ago. Or
Speaker 1: he has like a long lost twin brother that she
Speaker 1: never knew that. Naturally, that set of fire under the
Speaker 1: true crimers of the Internet, who were curious to see
Speaker 1: if this meant Lucy's husband was actually alive. If Carol
Speaker 1: Baskin's Husband's still alive in this, it's possible, but Lucy insists,
Speaker 1: no way, it couldn't be. Yeah, he went through a
Speaker 1: very serious illness and needed a liver transplant. The doctors
Speaker 1: tried to make that happen, but before they could husband
Speaker 1: passed away. So she says it's either an old video
Speaker 1: or something supernatural. Dude, if I'm going to come back
Speaker 1: in the afterlife, I want to eat a lot of
Speaker 1: Indian food. It's so good. Well, it got so bad
Speaker 1: with the conspiracy theorists online that Spice Cottage put out
Speaker 1: a clarification on Facebook saying that they created the video
Speaker 1: to show off a remodel, specifically their new wooden tables,
Speaker 1: and insist all the footage was shot just a few
Speaker 1: weeks ago. In any event, Spice Cottage has gotten a
Speaker 1: lot more publicity than they could have ever imagined for
Speaker 1: this brief clip showing off their awesome wooden tables. I
Speaker 1: think it's broad a conspiracy theorist. Now they're packed for
Speaker 1: dinner every single night with customers who all look like
Speaker 1: Lucy's husband. This next laser stories at a kid's corners.
Speaker 1: Is that supposed to be a New York City block
Speaker 1: or it's dangerous? Out of you? I don't know. I
Speaker 1: can't tell. Job. Let's remember when you were young and
Speaker 1: your parents would bribe you on shopping trips with a
Speaker 1: candy bar if you acted really good. Yes, that Well,
Speaker 1: today's kids might be scoring a lot more than that, because,
Speaker 1: according to a new study, the average parents spends thirty
Speaker 1: five percent more when shopping with kids as opposed to
Speaker 1: shopping alone. Oh god, my husband's such a sucker. They
Speaker 1: came home the other night with like fruity pebbles and
Speaker 1: flavor and blasted goldfish. That, no, that's not healthy food. Whatever. Well,
Speaker 1: they say the average shopping trip costs one hundred and
Speaker 1: seventy nine dollars with kids one hundred and thirty three
Speaker 1: without them, so forty six dollars less. And it's so
Speaker 1: much more quicker and peaceful when you go by yourself. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm in it out in five minutes, and I might
Speaker 1: Here are some cucumbers and to broccoli, and I'm sad
Speaker 1: and alone. Well, experts say the forty six dollars difference
Speaker 1: isn't a total loss. There are things that kids can
Speaker 1: learn on shopping trips, like the value of a dollar,
Speaker 1: how to look for bargains, and last, but not least,
Speaker 1: if you hold a melon and put it up to
Speaker 1: your nose, you can sniff the hole on the end
Speaker 1: to see if it's ripe. I don't know. That's the
Speaker 1: sound of a guy putting his nose where it does belong.
Speaker 1: And trust me. It is right clean my melons. SOS
Speaker 1: has come to an end for the day. We'll do
Speaker 1: it again, same time. I'm Monday Broke and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the morning