Speaker 1: You've done it. You were getting the fold Brooke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey experience right now with our podcast. I mean, I
Speaker 1: know you want more, Okay, I'm just telling you TikTok
Speaker 1: YouTube all the socials at Brooke and Jeffrey and let's
Speaker 1: start the show right now. When you hear you need
Speaker 1: to get on the presale list, like maybe some companies
Speaker 1: tweeting about that or digital Jake slips you a Cubon
Speaker 1: code into your front pocket. I think that was a
Speaker 1: Cubon code. I've never gotten one from him. I don't
Speaker 1: luck to me then, but you hear presale list and
Speaker 1: you immediately think, oh, I gotta get in on this.
Speaker 1: This must be something really exclusive, like high demand concert tickets,
Speaker 1: sporting event, the new iPhone, whatever it is. Yeah, totally. Well,
Speaker 1: now you can add cookies to that list. But we're
Speaker 1: not just going to the grocery store anymore. Now anymore,
Speaker 1: because Oreo just announced they're coming out with their new
Speaker 1: limited edition cookie, which is an Oreo stuffed with Oreos.
Speaker 1: They're dubbing it the most Oreo Oreo. Didn't they finally
Speaker 1: run out of new flavors? Like did they circle back?
Speaker 1: It's made with their usual chocolate wafers with a cream
Speaker 1: that has tiny Oreo bits mixed into it for a
Speaker 1: meta cookies and cream experience. You can't just go buy these.
Speaker 1: I bring up the presale because it's the first time
Speaker 1: ever a cookie company is offering it on their website
Speaker 1: before it comes out starting today. But do you eat
Speaker 1: it and you say this tastes even more Oreo than
Speaker 1: the other Oreo like, doesn't it just still taste like Oreos,
Speaker 1: even cookier. You can get it on the presale if
Speaker 1: you can't wait until Monday, where you could just go
Speaker 1: buy it nationwide for the normal retail price. I love
Speaker 1: Oreo flavored Oreos, just like with any product. Now, it's
Speaker 1: got to come with a QR code, and this one
Speaker 1: allows buyers to access online Oreo games and the chance
Speaker 1: to win prizes in the so called Oreo Verse, which
Speaker 1: you can access this is real using a VR headset
Speaker 1: and walk through a landscape made entirely of Oreos. Why
Speaker 1: do I feel like that's going to be more popular
Speaker 1: than the actual metaverse? Anyway, let's really dive into the
Speaker 1: sadness and go to the shot caller question of the day.
Speaker 1: We're all going to put on our VR headsets while
Speaker 1: Digital Jake reads us a shot caller question of the
Speaker 1: day in virtual reality version of Jake, I know all
Speaker 1: of you think of me as some kind of unflappable
Speaker 1: digital producer superstar, strong and smart and handsome and nothing
Speaker 1: can possibly bother me. I look up to you, Jake.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's in the bio we wrote for you
Speaker 1: on the website. I'm gonna be real with you for
Speaker 1: a second, though. Yeah, I'm not always happy twenty four
Speaker 1: hours a day. No, dare you not be happy? How
Speaker 1: I'll let it. There are times where I put on
Speaker 1: a fake smile during the workday just to make it
Speaker 1: through without ruffling any feathers. Does that make me a hero?
Speaker 1: That's not for me to say, but yes, I mean
Speaker 1: who else is going to hit it for you? Right?
Speaker 1: You know? But I'm not alone. Because a new survey
Speaker 1: asked a thousand people to name a situation where you
Speaker 1: would put on a fake smile, You'll have to figure
Speaker 1: out the top answers in another edition of Unglued Family Few,
Speaker 1: We'll start with the man who's learned how to fake
Speaker 1: smile with his backside, Young Jeffrey fake sipping right now,
Speaker 1: Jeff name a situation where you ain't put on a
Speaker 1: fake smile. Don't wait. Sometimes I will get unsolicited advice
Speaker 1: from an older coworker and I'm not you're obviously talking
Speaker 1: about producer boys. Yeah, I'm sure that this person will
Speaker 1: just come up to me unsolicited and be like, you know,
Speaker 1: my uncle Barney used to put a drop of moonshine
Speaker 1: in his boot to the stake away. You should really
Speaker 1: try that, jez And yeah, you would believe how many
Speaker 1: uses there are for moonshot. And then here comes the
Speaker 1: fake smile. So maybe getting unsolicited advice from an overly controlling,
Speaker 1: overconfident coworker rolling. Now getting United advice is not. Maybe
Speaker 1: you should have listened to me and you wouldn't have
Speaker 1: the axis. All the answers are on the board for you.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about work too, like whenever we talk to
Speaker 1: you know anybody but you guys in the office, right,
Speaker 1: So it's like people you don't know, And I'm thinking like,
Speaker 1: one of the fakest I was with you guys was
Speaker 1: probably during my interview here, Oh, when you were super hungover.
Speaker 1: Yeah I was, I was obvious and I was nervous.
Speaker 1: I guess I didn't know anything you would just spent
Speaker 1: the night at some dude's house. Yeah, remember that, I
Speaker 1: thought you were actually like enjoying talking to us. Well,
Speaker 1: I am, but you're really nervous, so you're like, hey,
Speaker 1: like it's so fake. So I'm gonna go at the
Speaker 1: job interview date. During a job interview, it's number three answer.
Speaker 1: Not just me, Jeffrey just got served some truth. Let's
Speaker 1: go over to Jose. Name a situation where you would
Speaker 1: put on a fake smile. Okay, well, the only time
Speaker 1: maybe I or somebody else have ever fake smile is
Speaker 1: when someone's feeding you they're cooking, and you have to
Speaker 1: act like you did. I just picture yeah as a baby,
Speaker 1: like being spoon fest. You're not eating it yourself, it's
Speaker 1: somebody else holding It was kind of a grimace you
Speaker 1: do specifically for that scenario. I mean, feeding you they're cooking, Like, oh,
Speaker 1: here's my thinking for you. Yes, it's the same thing,
Speaker 1: so eating somebody else's cooking, eating someone else's cooking. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Back to Brook. A situation where you put on a
Speaker 1: fake smile? Safe so far? Okay, fake smiles. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: step outside the office because I feel like dealing with
Speaker 1: any sort of customer service. Right, is a fake smile situation,
Speaker 1: and I think it's happening on both sides. Typically I
Speaker 1: was right because you want tips. Yeah right, I'm going
Speaker 1: to go customer service, customer service interactions. Let's go back
Speaker 1: to Jeffrey. Yeah. Again, not naming any names here, but
Speaker 1: sometimes just to be polite, if somebody says a joke
Speaker 1: that isn't all that good, you just fake smile and
Speaker 1: you fake laugh just to not hurt their feeling. Example,
Speaker 1: if a kid is trying to tell you a joke.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna go with if somebody tells a bad joke,
Speaker 1: you put on a fake smiles and make them feel
Speaker 1: hearing a bad joke. That's number two answer, Jeff Alexis
Speaker 1: are saved. Jose hern it. I can't think of it.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking of like Brooks wedding day. She was fake
Speaker 1: smiling a lot. That was like outside of the birth
Speaker 1: of my children, happiest day of my life. But you
Speaker 1: have to smile the entire time because you're taking pictures
Speaker 1: all day long. Oh, I couldn't stop smiling. There was
Speaker 1: no way I could stop smiling. You're the happiest person
Speaker 1: in the happiest marriage. That day. I think when you're
Speaker 1: being forced to take photos, sometimes you have to smile
Speaker 1: even though you don't feel like what photos. In general, Yeah,
Speaker 1: say the photos. I was gonna say, you help me
Speaker 1: get there. Because everyone has to go cheese. You have
Speaker 1: to say something to look. So I'm gonna say taking photos, Jake,
Speaker 1: having your photo taken is number one. Okay, what do
Speaker 1: we got Jake? Number four was meeting new people. I
Speaker 1: was gonna a small talk, but I thought it's too general. Well,
Speaker 1: Brooke is going to be taking the shock this morning.
Speaker 1: Somebody wanted to hear side to side by Ariana Grande. Oh,
Speaker 1: I've been here all night, I've been here a day.
Speaker 1: That's your shot. Our question of the day, Brooke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. We didn't experiment on this show
Speaker 1: a few weeks ago where we took Jose's phone and
Speaker 1: went on a dating app to find some romantic connections
Speaker 1: for him. An update. No, I'm not giving an update
Speaker 1: on that, but you can check out that video if
Speaker 1: you missed it on YouTube at Brooke and Jeffrey. It's
Speaker 1: pretty funny. But I'm sure that was uncomfortable for Jose
Speaker 1: to let us take over his dating profile and say
Speaker 1: things to random women that he didn't have any idea
Speaker 1: or control. Yeah, it was bad, but even worse than that,
Speaker 1: we were in the room next to him with his phone,
Speaker 1: and you have to picture Jose without his phone for
Speaker 1: ten minutes. It's hard, just pacing around the room, unsure
Speaker 1: of where to look. Yeah, what do I look to? Swipe?
Speaker 1: Who he was? Animals? Absolutely, and a new poll found
Speaker 1: he's not alone because now we can only survive a
Speaker 1: couple hours without our phones before we start to go
Speaker 1: nuts and break down. I don't exactly I agree the
Speaker 1: average answer people say they can go a max of
Speaker 1: five hours and eleven minutes without their phones, and it's
Speaker 1: so important compared to any other technological device out there.
Speaker 1: Oh man, how do you even get anywhere without your phone?
Speaker 1: People said they could last three days without their laptop,
Speaker 1: and gamer said three days without their Xbox or their PlayStation. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But the poll found the average adult uses their phone
Speaker 1: for a total of three hours and thirty four minutes
Speaker 1: a day. Oh, do not look at my phone, report
Speaker 1: it's much worse without it. Thirty eight percent said they'd
Speaker 1: feel totally disconnected, twenty seven percent would feel isolated and
Speaker 1: twenty five percent that includes Jose would immediately feel lonely
Speaker 1: and scared. Immediately. I had a panic attack at home
Speaker 1: because I had to charge my phone on the charger.
Speaker 1: But I don't have a charger next to my couch,
Speaker 1: so get TV. And I was like, my phone is
Speaker 1: across the room, and I kept getting don't let it
Speaker 1: get that. We ended up standing and watching TV with
Speaker 1: you guys for a second. But that's intense. So that
Speaker 1: we've reached the apex of human evolution. Now we're all
Speaker 1: babies fully dependent on a tiny device in our podcast.
Speaker 1: Let's keep doing it with Laser Stories. Next, it's the
Speaker 1: radio segment that created a dating site meant for dead
Speaker 1: people to meet in the afterlife. Oh wown this one.
Speaker 1: Getting ghosted is a good thing. Wi Fi ghosted Today
Speaker 1: with Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news
Speaker 1: stories around the globe just like everyone else does. Accept
Speaker 1: we have a laser and those other shooby loobies just don't.
Speaker 1: This first Laser Stories out of Florida, Oh good. Forty
Speaker 1: year old woman named Casey Brazil went into a gas
Speaker 1: station convenience store recently and at some point she started
Speaker 1: shoplifting okay, well, or like they call it in Florida shopping. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the female clerk caught her and there was an argument. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's when Casey made her way to the door, and
Speaker 1: the clerk ran over and confronted her. Oh, it's always
Speaker 1: amazing to me that people care this much about their job.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't have that type of passion. If
Speaker 1: someone came in a store on microphones, I'll be like yeah,
Speaker 1: ye yeah. According to the police report, Casey attempted to
Speaker 1: push her out of the way, but when that didn't work,
Speaker 1: she struck her with two slim Jim beefsticks. I know
Speaker 1: what you're wondering, but the report did not specify if
Speaker 1: the slim James were still in their packaging. I am
Speaker 1: assuming yes, Okay. If not, then she could have just
Speaker 1: opened her mouth. The clerks stumbled backwards, looked up, and
Speaker 1: then went full Randy macho man savage John Harris. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. The uninjured clerk just let her go
Speaker 1: at that, and police caught Casey, who admitted to the
Speaker 1: slim Jim attack. She was arrested and charged with simple
Speaker 1: assault and theft with a processed meat weapon. Emphasis on
Speaker 1: the salt because there's a lot of this next laser
Speaker 1: stories out of game show Headquarters shows. As you may remember,
Speaker 1: Netflix is producing a squid game reality show with real
Speaker 1: contestants playing real games for real money. No real death
Speaker 1: in this one though, that's wait and see. It is
Speaker 1: shooting in England right now. Okay, let's not use the
Speaker 1: word shooting in this in this reality show filming in England,
Speaker 1: right Yeah, and a bunch of people are jockeying for
Speaker 1: four and a half million dollars. Yeah, totally. One of
Speaker 1: the games they played was red Light green Light, just
Speaker 1: like on the original show, but a British tabloid says
Speaker 1: contestants were forced to play outside in sub zero temperatures.
Speaker 1: Another unnamed contestant leaked info saying the set of the
Speaker 1: show was like a war zone. Oh my god, with
Speaker 1: people getting carried out by necks. I don't want to
Speaker 1: watch this. According to them, during the game, people had
Speaker 1: to stand for so long that somewhere crawling by the end.
Speaker 1: What that's crazy? Crazy? Standing standing is crazy? You know
Speaker 1: that you push people to the brink like that green
Speaker 1: Light run faster like three days straight. At least one
Speaker 1: stood for so long he had to be carried out
Speaker 1: on a stretcher. Who Netflix is denying that of course,
Speaker 1: while it was very cold on set, Yeah, the participants
Speaker 1: were prepared for that and any claims of serious injury
Speaker 1: are wholly untrue. Someone got a little bit dramatic. It
Speaker 1: sounds like on the set. I mean, I'm impressed Netflix
Speaker 1: didn't use it as like the best teaser for the
Speaker 1: show ever though, But then they'd be like, if any
Speaker 1: lays are watching us, yeah, girls like put the lights
Speaker 1: on the bread like green light, We're so bright. No
Speaker 1: word on when the show is gonna wrap shooting, but
Speaker 1: they are still set to play Tug of War Marbles
Speaker 1: in Hopscotch in the upcoming day. Yeah. This next Laser
Speaker 1: Stories out of the UK. Fifty nine year old British
Speaker 1: woman swears that she sees her husband in a new
Speaker 1: social media ad for an Indian restaurant called Spice Cottage.
Speaker 1: Just one problem with that theory. Her husband died in
Speaker 1: twenty fourteen. Just seeing a look alike is that what's
Speaker 1: going on? Her name is Lucy Watson and she is
Speaker 1: so confident that it's actually her husband. She reached out
Speaker 1: to the Spice Cottage to ask how old that footage
Speaker 1: was yeah, and they said it was recorded just a
Speaker 1: couple of weeks ago. Or he has like a long
Speaker 1: lost twin brother that she never knew that naturally, that
Speaker 1: set a fire under the true crimers of the Internet,
Speaker 1: who were curious to see if this meant Lucy's husband
Speaker 1: was actually alive. If Carol Baskin's husband's still alive and
Speaker 1: it's possible, but Lucy insists, no way, it couldn't be. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he went through a very serious illness and needed a
Speaker 1: liver transplant. The doctors tried to make that happen, but
Speaker 1: before they could, husband passed away. So she says, it's
Speaker 1: either an old video or something supernatural. Dude, if I'm
Speaker 1: going to come back in the afterlife, I want to
Speaker 1: eat a lot of Indian food. It's so good. Well,
Speaker 1: it got so bad with a conspiracy theorists online that
Speaker 1: Spice Cottage put out a clarification on Facebook saying that
Speaker 1: they created the video to show off a remodel, specifically
Speaker 1: their new wooden tables, and insist all the footage was
Speaker 1: shot just a few weeks ago. In any event, Spice
Speaker 1: Cottage has gotten a lot more publicity than they could
Speaker 1: have ever imagined for this brief clip showing off their
Speaker 1: awesome wooden tables. I think it's broad faster than a
Speaker 1: conspiracy theorist. Now they're packed for dinner every single night
Speaker 1: with customers who all look like Lucy's husband. This next
Speaker 1: lays of stories at a kid's corners that supposed to
Speaker 1: be a New York City block or it's dangerous out
Speaker 1: of here. I don't know, I can't tell. Job. Let's
Speaker 1: remember when you were young and your parents would bribe
Speaker 1: you on shopping trips with a candy bar if you
Speaker 1: acted really good. Yes, that always. Well, today's kids might
Speaker 1: be scoring a lot more than that, because, according to
Speaker 1: a new study, the average parents spends thirty five percent
Speaker 1: more when shopping with kids as opposed to shopping a loan.
Speaker 1: Oh god, my husband's such a sucker. They came home
Speaker 1: the other night with like footy pebbles and flavor and
Speaker 1: blasted goldfish. No, that's not healthy food. Whatever. Well, they
Speaker 1: say the average shopping trip costs one hundred and seventy
Speaker 1: nine dollars with kids one hundred and thirty three without them,
Speaker 1: so forty six dollars less, and it's so much more
Speaker 1: quicker and peaceful when you go by yourself. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: in it out in five minutes, and I'm like, here
Speaker 1: are some cucumbers and broccoli, and I'm sad and alone. Well,
Speaker 1: experts say the forty six dollars difference isn't a total loss.
Speaker 1: There are things that kids can learn on shopping trips,
Speaker 1: like the value of a dollar, how to look for bargains,
Speaker 1: and last, but not least, if you hold a melon
Speaker 1: and put it up to your nose, you can sniff
Speaker 1: the hole on the end to see if it's ripe.
Speaker 1: I don't know. That's the sound of a guy putting
Speaker 1: his nose where it does belong, and trust me, it
Speaker 1: is right clean melons. Laser source has come to an
Speaker 1: end for the day. We'll do it again, same time.
Speaker 1: I'm Monday Broke and Jeffrey in the morning. A controversial
Speaker 1: dating hack was just shared by a woman in New
Speaker 1: York City who's been doing this for the last three
Speaker 1: years and finally came clean. Now some are calling her
Speaker 1: a hero. Wow, guys, not so much. Plus seven million
Speaker 1: people have watched a video of a girl who's made
Speaker 1: a shocking and unique decision for her relationship. She's two
Speaker 1: years in and she says she doesn't give a flip
Speaker 1: what any of the haters out there think She's gonna
Speaker 1: do it anyway. Okay, it's all coming up in a
Speaker 1: brand new Tiki Shock. We'll do it at seven ten. Remember,
Speaker 1: starting February first, our own technical director Ashton is gonna
Speaker 1: be on the ride of a lifetime yea, eating nothing
Speaker 1: but taco bell every single meal for an entire month. Wow.
Speaker 1: I mean, this is some people's nightmare, some people's dream
Speaker 1: come true. I think he has some regret agreeing to me.
Speaker 1: No matter how you feel, you know where you can
Speaker 1: watch the video of his epic food saga on TikTok
Speaker 1: So Hop aboard of the Taco train. Because it's TikTok
Speaker 1: click Shock. Dude, I want to I want to be
Speaker 1: in first class in the talking We're all shocked. And
Speaker 1: how many clicks those viral videos I've been getting. We've
Speaker 1: got some of the biggest ones from the past week.
Speaker 1: Let's get to your first TikTok click Shock, which is
Speaker 1: from a woman named Vivian two who goes by the
Speaker 1: handle at Your Rich BF. Her video got millions of
Speaker 1: views when she bragged about how she goes out on
Speaker 1: six dates a week just to avoid paying for groceries.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, girl, one of my girlfriends was doing one
Speaker 1: of those paid dating services and she's like, Brook, it
Speaker 1: pays for itself and dinners. Yeah, totally, absolutely. She says
Speaker 1: for the last three years she hasn't bought groceries for
Speaker 1: herself once, and people are calling her girl boss, fem queen.
Speaker 1: She's gotten over two point three million followers from this,
Speaker 1: but Vivian says she initially just went on the dating
Speaker 1: apps when she first moved to New York City to
Speaker 1: find a love connection. Oh man, so she's getting expensive
Speaker 1: dinners there. And then she started to realize, oh wait,
Speaker 1: if I use the dating apps, I can go to
Speaker 1: a fun tapas restaurant for free, or I can spend
Speaker 1: my own money on food at a grocery store that
Speaker 1: I have to go cook myself and it probably won't
Speaker 1: taste as good. Yeah, dress up and do small talks.
Speaker 1: Three years of first dates is what it sounds like,
Speaker 1: which sounds I'm sorry to me. She went on to
Speaker 1: explain she only was making ninety five thousand dollars a
Speaker 1: year and she lives in Hell's Kitchen, New York, so
Speaker 1: her living expenses were through the roof. There's a matter
Speaker 1: of survival. But that is so much work. It's like
Speaker 1: a second job. I mean every night. Still can't get
Speaker 1: over doing her hair every day. I don't blame you.
Speaker 1: Here's a picture of Vivian if you want to see her.
Speaker 1: She's a cute girls, cute and when so it must
Speaker 1: be really easy for her to get a lot of dates.
Speaker 1: But when her post went viral, Vivian said she did
Speaker 1: feel bad about it, probably because of the thousands of
Speaker 1: unapproving comments that she got from people. And one supporter
Speaker 1: said smarter, not harder, finessed the bag girl, and another
Speaker 1: said if you were actually good with money, you wouldn't
Speaker 1: need free dates, to which she Vivian responded, I was
Speaker 1: busy investing my money since I wasn't spending it all
Speaker 1: on food. That's actually really smart. Yeah. She did say
Speaker 1: she's become an expert small talker because of all of
Speaker 1: the first dates that she's had to go on over
Speaker 1: the last three years. But finally, the other day, Vivian
Speaker 1: gave an update saying she tried going grocery shopping herself. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be pretty shocking if you haven't done it
Speaker 1: in three years prices of kind Yeah exactly, she says.
Speaker 1: She hauled her butt fifteen blocks on the subway, carrying
Speaker 1: all the groceries she could in her hands. Wow. Okay,
Speaker 1: every feel bad for her now that she finally had
Speaker 1: to do what everybody else she said, It wasn't easy.
Speaker 1: She bought herself frozen turkey, corn dogs and Supreme frozen
Speaker 1: pizzas because again, remember she can't cook. Yeah, air friar
Speaker 1: or buss Yeah. And she's constantly waffling back and forth
Speaker 1: in her mind, wondering is grocery shopping really the best
Speaker 1: move or should I save more money with a date
Speaker 1: and invest in a black Prada bag after three years?
Speaker 1: The struggle is real. That's a TikTok click shock. Your
Speaker 1: next TikTok click shot is from a young woman named
Speaker 1: Kindall Grove who has a very different approach to dating
Speaker 1: than the lady we just heard about. Okay, because Kindall
Speaker 1: is twenty three years old and she's been in a
Speaker 1: relationship with her boyfriend for the last two years, and
Speaker 1: she is proud to say the entire time they've been together,
Speaker 1: they have not kissed once. What I know, what you're
Speaker 1: thinking Brooks, she must not be as attractive as you are.
Speaker 1: This is so dumb. You're just in a friendship, then
Speaker 1: you're not in a relationship if you're not doing the
Speaker 1: other her store. Like Okay, that's a very one minded
Speaker 1: way to think about it. Let's hear what Kendall has
Speaker 1: to say about her relationship. So I'm almost twenty four
Speaker 1: and my boyfriend and I is my first boyfriend. We've
Speaker 1: been dating for almost two years and we've never kissed
Speaker 1: and four y'all call me weird. Not it is. I
Speaker 1: get that all the time. Um, we're Christian, so we
Speaker 1: are saving ourselves for marriage, so we have boundaries. And
Speaker 1: I was thinking it's really cool that, like we don't
Speaker 1: rely on anything physical to like keep our relationship going.
Speaker 1: I think that's any Yeah, okay, maybe she doesn't rely
Speaker 1: on anything physical, but let's talk to the boyfriend. Yes,
Speaker 1: somebody's doing something I didn't want to, like hook up
Speaker 1: before marriage, so then looked each other's faces instead of kissing.
Speaker 1: Oh that's lucky, I am to read. That doesn't make
Speaker 1: any sense. Okay, brook you're judging so harshly on this girl.
Speaker 1: This is her choice in her life, how she wants
Speaker 1: to live it. She's gonna wake up with regret. Okay,
Speaker 1: and she's divorced after dating the guy that she's not
Speaker 1: even a track. You know what what's like on their
Speaker 1: wedding day when they say I do kiss the first
Speaker 1: time and it's the worst kiss their lives awkward. That
Speaker 1: will be super hard and everybody's watching. It's gonna be
Speaker 1: a lot of people were skeptical, like the people in
Speaker 1: this room, and they were curious how it worked, saying, quote, strangers,
Speaker 1: do you guys like shake hands whenever you see each other,
Speaker 1: Like maybe they're face liquors like alexisis friends. They weren't
Speaker 1: my friends. Kendall responded, saying, no, usually we cartwheel are
Speaker 1: She's funny. I believe do you want to date this girl?
Speaker 1: Is that what you want? I'm just glad to see
Speaker 1: that there's some people that don't feel like you need
Speaker 1: to hook up within the first fifteen minutes of meeting
Speaker 1: each other. Okay, two years, Okay, between fifteen minutes and
Speaker 1: two years all right, but you reach out to the
Speaker 1: guy and see if he wants to cheat or whatever
Speaker 1: it is. No, they can do them. I don't care.
Speaker 1: Not my life. A lot of high five minutes. Yea wow.
Speaker 1: Those earlier stories for the day phone tap is coming
Speaker 1: up next Brook and Jeffrey. In the morning, a woman
Speaker 1: reached out to us wanting to prank her co worker
Speaker 1: who manages an assisted living facility for senior citizens. Oh,
Speaker 1: she does good work. Apparently they were down a cook
Speaker 1: on the day that we called, but thank goodness, her
Speaker 1: friend hired somebody to fill the role last minute. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: it could be the worst possible person you'd ever want
Speaker 1: serving your grandmother her lunch, because stoner Max is coming
Speaker 1: back and stepping into the workforce. It's your phone tap
Speaker 1: right now. It's another on the twenties. Hello, this is Jefanie. Hello.
Speaker 1: Yes's gonna help you? Yeah? Is this the um? The
Speaker 1: place where old people live? Only old people are allowed? Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm sorry. Who is this? Oh? My name's Max?
Speaker 1: Okay Max? Um? How can I how can I help you? Um? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm supposed to be filling in later today for like
Speaker 1: some type of luncheon or lunch. I'm luncheon. Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: sorry Max, you're filling in for lunch? I did someone
Speaker 1: hire you? Kelly? No, no, no, I'm not Kelly there's
Speaker 1: a Kelly who told me to show up for lunch
Speaker 1: for work or something. Okay, yes, Kelly did mention to
Speaker 1: me that she was having a cook come in to
Speaker 1: try them out? Or yeah, are you the cook sing?
Speaker 1: That is act? That's exactly it. Thank you for remembering. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, well you're still you're still slated to come in.
Speaker 1: I have a question. Okay, you guys have pudding right? Um? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we do often have for our chocolate and like for
Speaker 1: residence tapioca. Um, yes, I mean I don't know if
Speaker 1: all the way. I just got an idea. Do you
Speaker 1: guys ever like mix them together and make like a
Speaker 1: like a choky Yokah, that sounds delicious. Max. What I'm
Speaker 1: hearing right now is it sounds like things are not
Speaker 1: okay in your role. I know Kelly reached out to
Speaker 1: you to have you come in, but I'm wondering maybe
Speaker 1: this is the best thing. Oh, things are great in
Speaker 1: my world. Um. By the way, when is nap time? Like?
Speaker 1: What time is the knaps? Do you mean to the residence?
Speaker 1: I don't why, No, this might be an awkward question.
Speaker 1: Are you on something? I'm on a chair? Is that
Speaker 1: what you mean? No, that is that is not what
Speaker 1: I mean. I you know again, I'm not I'm not
Speaker 1: judging here, but are you partact like, are you protacting
Speaker 1: of any marijuana at this moment because we can't have
Speaker 1: people coming in? Or why do you have any No? No,
Speaker 1: I don't mean I was. I was just testing you,
Speaker 1: m mac. It sounds like to me, I mean again,
Speaker 1: I don't necessarily need a you know, a super experienced person.
Speaker 1: But do you have any experience cooking for sister living facilities? Yeah? Bro,
Speaker 1: I am I am money bro bro at apologetics thrown
Speaker 1: at your way? What experience do you have? Well? Hold on,
Speaker 1: there's a requirement. Do you have at least? Um, let
Speaker 1: me think? Hold on? Let me count one, two, three?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, what are you counting? Oh? What do you
Speaker 1: have any experience? Was I counted? Trying to find out
Speaker 1: if you have any experience cooking for assisted living? So? Yeah,
Speaker 1: do you have like six microwaves? Uh? I mean working?
Speaker 1: They don't have to be clean though we do not
Speaker 1: have six microwaves? Do you only want to cook hey
Speaker 1: with a microwave? Can I set up my PS five
Speaker 1: when I get there first? Because like, I really need
Speaker 1: to grind on this new game. It's called Piggy Coins. No,
Speaker 1: that will not be appropriate. That will not be appropriate
Speaker 1: any way, shape or one? Okay, are you not able
Speaker 1: to hello? I'm sorry, Okay, you are definitely high. You're
Speaker 1: definitely high. This is not to work. I don't know why.
Speaker 1: I don't know where to Kelly find you. Oh wait
Speaker 1: a minute, Kelly. Yeah, Kelly, that's why she recommended you
Speaker 1: and me to work together on a prank phone call.
Speaker 1: Whoa what are you talking about? Because my real name Ulsay.
Speaker 1: I worked for a radio struck on Brook of Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning. Your co worker Kelly set you up
Speaker 1: for a phone to I'm so happy you're laughing. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Kelly said that you were short staffed of the retirement home.
Speaker 1: You've been super stressed trying to find a fill in,
Speaker 1: so she just wanted us to make you laugh. I
Speaker 1: thought I thought he was totally high. God, I thought
Speaker 1: you were totally high. The week up, every morning we
Speaker 1: broke and Jeffrey in the morning. You know what I
Speaker 1: love about modern dating is how simple it is. Now Really,
Speaker 1: I feel like it's super complex. Well, you can't just
Speaker 1: see someone you think is attractive and go up and
Speaker 1: ask them out anymore. That's weird that no. See, first,
Speaker 1: it's easy. You need to quote catch a vibe, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: Then you need to protect yourself so you don't catch
Speaker 1: something else. At that point you can move to conversation,
Speaker 1: which can lead to casual dating, which, by the way,
Speaker 1: is different than being exclusive and exclusive. That's not the
Speaker 1: same as being in a relationship. But even if you
Speaker 1: are in a relationship, that doesn't necessarily mean you're together.
Speaker 1: I thought you said this wasn't complicating simple and then
Speaker 1: eventually you just die alone. One of our listeners emailed
Speaker 1: us because she's caught somewhere in the middle right now
Speaker 1: between casual courtship and exclusively non exclusive. I don't know
Speaker 1: where the apparently there's four different faces. Well, we're gonna
Speaker 1: try and clear everything up. When we talked to her
Speaker 1: in your second date update, next second date update, how
Speaker 1: many times have we heard the story? I don't think
Speaker 1: that girl would have ever spoken to me, but I
Speaker 1: had a puppy with me in the park thing. You know,
Speaker 1: I've got fifteen different phone numbers, Yeah, checks out for sure.
Speaker 1: Some were from eighty year olds and a couple of
Speaker 1: fourteen year olds. Still phone numbers. There's a few two
Speaker 1: ones who haven't been through menopause quite yet, and those
Speaker 1: are the ones that I want to go out with. See,
Speaker 1: we've all heard that story before. Okay, is that not
Speaker 1: the story we're gonna hear today? Well, we haven't heard
Speaker 1: is the girl with the dogs in the park and
Speaker 1: how that leads to a life of romance. I mean
Speaker 1: it works exactly the same park. And I was like,
Speaker 1: how I more often? Are you talking to us? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I'm so sorry. I was talking to somebody else.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I thought I was too,
Speaker 1: but I must have did. Not you a drama. You're good, Lisa,
Speaker 1: you're here, You're on the show. Now. Were you talking
Speaker 1: to your puppy and we were? Yes, I was talking
Speaker 1: to my puppy, coping, I was spenting. We were talking
Speaker 1: about you because apparently dogs were involved in your first date.
Speaker 1: Is that right? Yes? Well dogs are always involved in
Speaker 1: my life, but yes, specifically my first day as well. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you're like a dog mom. Well yeah, so I'm
Speaker 1: a dog mom, but I'm a dog mom and I
Speaker 1: love my dog so much that I ended up running
Speaker 1: my own pet business. That's all that's doing good work
Speaker 1: in the world. Thank you? Is that how you met
Speaker 1: the person you would know with? No? So I met
Speaker 1: him online. Um, he didn't really know like what I
Speaker 1: did necessarily, but he knew that I was an animal lover. Okay.
Speaker 1: And does he have a name? Yeah, his name is
Speaker 1: Nathan Okay. So I was supposed to go meet up
Speaker 1: with him a couple of days ago and I was
Speaker 1: running late, so I was like, let me just ask
Speaker 1: him if he wants to come walk the dogs with me? Oh?
Speaker 1: Mix in business and pleasure? Nice? Do you want to
Speaker 1: come with me to my work? Who doesn't want to
Speaker 1: walk dogs? Like? You're outside, you're enjoying the weather, and
Speaker 1: you're hanging out with it like I would love it.
Speaker 1: That's the only thing I'd probably get me on a
Speaker 1: walk is give me some dogs. That How did it go?
Speaker 1: Were you able to have like a fun time with him?
Speaker 1: Make it romance? Yeah? It was great. We met up,
Speaker 1: you know, we took the dogs around. It was like
Speaker 1: really really good. And he asked me, He's like, do
Speaker 1: you have your own dogs? And I said yes, I
Speaker 1: of course I have my own dog. And he says, well,
Speaker 1: we should walk him too, and I told him that
Speaker 1: his name was Barney. It's short for Barnacle actually, because
Speaker 1: he's kind of old and crusty. Did you like run
Speaker 1: like stop by your apartment or something and pick up Barney? Yes?
Speaker 1: We ended up blocking Barney, and after we had watched
Speaker 1: like four different dogs, so you know, I was like,
Speaker 1: this guy is willing to walk with me for these
Speaker 1: my hours? You know. It was so good and the
Speaker 1: comtation rates. And we went to go drop off Barney
Speaker 1: back at home and we kiss on my front door.
Speaker 1: Are you kissed right in front of barney body party?
Speaker 1: You think that's inappropriate on the first date in front
Speaker 1: of the kid? Yeah? You don't want to do Barney through.
Speaker 1: I think Barney approved. Did you invite him up? Or did?
Speaker 1: It was the kis, so I invite him up and
Speaker 1: then he ends up spending the night You did all right?
Speaker 1: The morning wasn't awkward at all, Like everything was super smooth,
Speaker 1: except the on't awkward thing about it was that Barney
Speaker 1: sucked in the body because he always sleeps with me,
Speaker 1: but he didn't think mine. Okay, well, I mean he
Speaker 1: knew what he was getting into. He walked dogs with
Speaker 1: you for hours, and I mean, you obviously made a
Speaker 1: good connection because it's not even like you guys were drinking.
Speaker 1: It wasn't like some like. It was like it was
Speaker 1: all genuine good. That all sounds great. So how did
Speaker 1: you two leave it? That day? So he was getting
Speaker 1: ready to go that next morning and I told him.
Speaker 1: I was like, well, I want to be vulnerable with you,
Speaker 1: and I said, I like you and I am just
Speaker 1: so you know, I don't want to meet anyone else
Speaker 1: new online like I did, but not take it too seriously.
Speaker 1: Is this the talk? I feel like, I feel like
Speaker 1: it's important to you know, like let people know what
Speaker 1: page you're on and for them to let you know
Speaker 1: what page they're on, and that's how things work. So
Speaker 1: I asked this, I said, are you okay if we're
Speaker 1: in a situation ship and a situation ship, well, that's
Speaker 1: like you're not quite in a relationship. It can either
Speaker 1: be a new relationship or you know, those people that
Speaker 1: date for ten years would never get married. That's also
Speaker 1: like considered a situation, right, like not meeting new people
Speaker 1: but like not boyfriend girlfriends. Yeah, and just concentrating on
Speaker 1: each other though, so exactly like you were before. Absolutely
Speaker 1: not that different. You get in trouble with your calling app,
Speaker 1: which sucks. That's interesting. What did he say? He's seen
Speaker 1: a little surprised by it, but not in a bad way,
Speaker 1: and he kind of laughed and he agreed with it.
Speaker 1: Oh that's cute. Well, and I bet it was refreshing
Speaker 1: for him, you know. I mean I would imagine, like,
Speaker 1: finally someone who is like forthright with how they feel,
Speaker 1: what they want. Here's my boundaries. Yeah, don't you think
Speaker 1: as a guy, I maybe it could have waited a
Speaker 1: day or two. I mean, if it didn't go so well,
Speaker 1: I don't think that I would have brought that up.
Speaker 1: But like it was just so natural and like you
Speaker 1: guys said, like you weren't drinking, you weren't doing anything crazy.
Speaker 1: So like all the feelings that I got from him
Speaker 1: were very genuine and I was I following a great time. Okay,
Speaker 1: So now you're officially in a situation ship with Nathan
Speaker 1: who won't call you back. Is that what's going on?
Speaker 1: That's kind of how they were is at the end
Speaker 1: of the situation ship. Well, I hope not, because it
Speaker 1: just started. Okay, but now you're having trouble keeping the
Speaker 1: situation ship going. I mean, there's been like a couple
Speaker 1: of times where I tried to reach out to him,
Speaker 1: you know, like try to set up a little date
Speaker 1: to hang out and like nothing too serious, just like
Speaker 1: a coffee date or something. Or I even asked him
Speaker 1: if you want to come over and hang out with
Speaker 1: Barnie again, and he was just kind of like, either
Speaker 1: always busy or it's definitely a situation that we're in now.
Speaker 1: But yeah, we're gonna try and ship it. Though. When
Speaker 1: we called Nathan coming up them, we're gonna ship you too.
Speaker 1: After we play a song, come back and get your
Speaker 1: second date update. It's weird we talk about so many
Speaker 1: different dating terms on this show, and I haven't heard
Speaker 1: of the one that Brooke and Jose both apparently knew,
Speaker 1: called situation ship yes, which Brooke is trying to attempt
Speaker 1: with her husband unsuccessful. I don't want to break up
Speaker 1: with it. Yeah, you're not fully exclusive, but you're also
Speaker 1: not actively trying to meet new people. Yeah, and that's
Speaker 1: what happened on Lisa's date the other day with a
Speaker 1: guy who ended up spending the night after they walked
Speaker 1: dogs together, woke up the next morning and she said,
Speaker 1: will you be in a situation ship with me, and
Speaker 1: he was all on board for it, or so he
Speaker 1: said those words. His actions have been a lot different
Speaker 1: than me because he is not scheduling that second meet up.
Speaker 1: So we're gonna call him and find out why he
Speaker 1: isn't more serious about this situation ship. Not too serious,
Speaker 1: but I don't want to be the average amount of
Speaker 1: seriousness that goes into situations, right, Lisa, Right right, okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 1: Are you are you feeling nervous about this? Because I mean,
Speaker 1: you obviously really like this guy. I mean, the only
Speaker 1: thing that I'm getting nervous about is maybe I brought
Speaker 1: up like the situation ship a little bit too early.
Speaker 1: Well maybe we can unscare him off. Yeah. If that
Speaker 1: is the case from a radio station, we're cool. Yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 1: who knows. Maybe after this callsover will be considered the
Speaker 1: Situation Ship Crusaders. Do we have to I'm puking in
Speaker 1: the petition to change the show name from Broking Jeffrey
Speaker 1: to the Situation Ship Crusaders. I'm gonna i that motion. Yeah, Okay, fine,
Speaker 1: We'll stick with Book Jeffrey. Fine Stoll, Nathan, see what
Speaker 1: you have to say? Hello, Hey, is this Nathan. Uh yeah,
Speaker 1: this is Nathan. Sorry. Did we just catch you waken
Speaker 1: up or something? No, just get a lot of calls
Speaker 1: from numbers I don't have. So you're annoyed. We're not
Speaker 1: a solicitor. Huh. Well yeah, okay, don't worry, bro. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well we we're not not solicitors in a way. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're soliciting on behalf of one of our listeners named
Speaker 1: Lisa that you went out on a date with and
Speaker 1: are still seeing, not seeing I don't think, well want
Speaker 1: to still see Yeah, no, Lisa, we're seeing each other. Okay,
Speaker 1: So she reached out to us for this thing called
Speaker 1: a second date update. That's what we're doing right now.
Speaker 1: Because she's a little bit confused about why after your
Speaker 1: first day there hasn't been a second one. She says,
Speaker 1: you've responded to text. It's just like, doesn't seem like
Speaker 1: you're super stoked to see her again. No, I do
Speaker 1: like Lisa a lot, Like she's awesome. Wow. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: so you I mean the situation ship is on on
Speaker 1: your side. She told us at the end of your
Speaker 1: first day, you guys set up a situation ship, and
Speaker 1: she told us that she might have been worried that
Speaker 1: she rushed into it. They brought it up a little
Speaker 1: bit too soon and scared you off, or we told
Speaker 1: her she may have brought it up too soon. But yeah, no, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I think situation ships are awesome. Okay, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: So you aren't actively pursuing anyone else and you're concentrating
Speaker 1: on dating Lisa right now. Well I wouldn't exactly say that,
Speaker 1: but I am pursuing Lisa. We are in a situation ship. Well,
Speaker 1: she said that she's been trying to make plans with you,
Speaker 1: but you're always busy or something. Well, I mean, you know,
Speaker 1: I would have gone out with her last week, but
Speaker 1: like she said that she could only do Friday, and
Speaker 1: I was actually kind of already had plans with one
Speaker 1: h a date on Friday. So if you're in a
Speaker 1: situation ship, you don't go out on other dates, right,
Speaker 1: isn't that how I understand it? Yeah, well, no, I
Speaker 1: mean we are in a situation ship. It's like I
Speaker 1: basically can't go out and meet anyone new, but there
Speaker 1: are like a few other girls I've already been seeing
Speaker 1: in chattingway, so like that should be okay. You know,
Speaker 1: I think you guys differentiations. Yeah, you're kind of cheating
Speaker 1: on a situation ship. You can't cheat because it's not relationship.
Speaker 1: So Alex is on your side. Bro, So you're in
Speaker 1: a situationship with Lisa, But what are the other girls? Then?
Speaker 1: You know? I'm actually like in like, there's like four
Speaker 1: four situationships. I mean at the moment ships at the
Speaker 1: same time. Is allow. I don't think that's a thing
Speaker 1: unless you talk about an open situation ship. But I
Speaker 1: don't think you have that situation. She just said, like
Speaker 1: you can't go out and meet anyone new, and like
Speaker 1: that's all we talked about. This is one of those
Speaker 1: like semantic things instead of I mean, do you you
Speaker 1: haven't told her about the other four women, so you
Speaker 1: obviously know it would upset her. I mean, for all
Speaker 1: I know, she could be in several other situationship. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's what cheaters always. You don't have to tell them
Speaker 1: because it's a situation ship. Just ye, But you can't
Speaker 1: date like five people at the same time and say
Speaker 1: you're all in a situationship with all of them. Les,
Speaker 1: we're all sounding very confused about it, but King seems
Speaker 1: very sure of himself that this is okay. To me,
Speaker 1: it's like, that's the difference between a relationship and a
Speaker 1: situation ship. So you may have a cheat in a
Speaker 1: relationship though you're just saying in this situation, it's okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean it's it's actually a pretty great situation because
Speaker 1: I mean I get to like this free path, go
Speaker 1: out and dat and I cook up with a bunch
Speaker 1: of other girls and like, you know, no commitment anyway,
Speaker 1: So you're getting you like Brenda and Sally and Ashley
Speaker 1: and Lisa, and they're all cool with it. It's like
Speaker 1: we just pulled all the names out of nineteen fifty.
Speaker 1: Why am I not in a relationship? That sounds great?
Speaker 1: You mean a situationship situations No, that's not how it works.
Speaker 1: That's not how Lisa thinks it works. I a guarantee
Speaker 1: in focus on one another seriously, is totally on the
Speaker 1: same page. Yeah, find out that's let's ask her, because Nathan,
Speaker 1: I need to let you know that Lisa is on
Speaker 1: the other line listening. She actually has been this one time.
Speaker 1: I am listening, and you're just augusting. We are not
Speaker 1: an open situationship. I don't think that you understand what
Speaker 1: the definition of a situationship is no, you told me
Speaker 1: I wasn't supposed to meet anyone new, and they have it.
Speaker 1: That's a good situationship. But remember when I told you
Speaker 1: that I wanted to be vulnerable with you. That also
Speaker 1: means telling the truth. So why didn't you just tell
Speaker 1: me the truth to start it? Oh? I didn't lie,
Speaker 1: you didn't ask that? My God, that is such a
Speaker 1: red fla, Lisa, anyone who says the truth telling that's
Speaker 1: more of relationship status. I think situationship isn't until one
Speaker 1: hundred percent honesty. Yet I think that's true because you
Speaker 1: should tell the truth to everybody, your friends, your relationships,
Speaker 1: no matter who it is. So I just see a
Speaker 1: lot of red flags here. I did tell the truth.
Speaker 1: I just told it to everyone on the radio. Like
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have said that information if I was trying
Speaker 1: to hide something like well, why didn't you tell me
Speaker 1: that to start with? Then? Like why did you have
Speaker 1: to wait for it now? If you have nothing to hide,
Speaker 1: why didn't you just tell me when we were seeing
Speaker 1: each other when I asked you to relationship common knowledge
Speaker 1: of going into a situation ship breakdown here. But here's
Speaker 1: the thing, Like, obviously there was a miscommunication here, right,
Speaker 1: he thought one thing, you thought the other. Moving forward,
Speaker 1: I mean, would you be willing to only see Lisa
Speaker 1: and drop the other four situation ships? Or on the
Speaker 1: other hand, Lisa, would you be willing to take on
Speaker 1: more situationships for four Maybe you guys can exchange situations.
Speaker 1: I don't know how these work. Lisa just sounds awesome,
Speaker 1: and it sounds like you guys had a real connection.
Speaker 1: Barnecle how Barney. Barney really likes you. And now I'm
Speaker 1: concerned for Barney because I always trust all the people
Speaker 1: that my dog likes, and I don't trust you. Right now,
Speaker 1: Barney are going to have to have a serious conversation.
Speaker 1: Oh no, No, Barney's old too. We don't want to
Speaker 1: let him down. He might be disillusional. That's probably what
Speaker 1: it is, right. It's like Barney is partially in this
Speaker 1: situation ship tone yeah, yeah, the kids. So maybe you
Speaker 1: should dump Brenda and Sally and Gretel and a German
Speaker 1: fairy tale whoever it is. And maybe would you be
Speaker 1: interested in just a one person situation ship with only Lisa.
Speaker 1: I mean, if you're willing to do that, we'll pay
Speaker 1: for another date between you two. Not a relationship, just
Speaker 1: the situation. I just go on a date, notion super cassure.
Speaker 1: I am keeping its super casual. I'm only dating the
Speaker 1: people I'm in situation ships with. Okay, so you are
Speaker 1: a holly situation ship person. Is what you're saying? That
Speaker 1: is not a term that I acknowledge. You don't acknowledge it.
Speaker 1: It doesn't exist. Yell, you know what may then I'm
Speaker 1: just not into it. I really like, I just saw
Speaker 1: a lot of red flags to start with, and if
Speaker 1: you just can't be honest with me up front, then
Speaker 1: I'm just not going to waste my time. I mean, honestly,
Speaker 1: this is really a bummer because I really liked hooking
Speaker 1: up with you and everyone else at the same time.
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning, man, who knew you could have
Speaker 1: four situation ships all going at once? Actually you could
Speaker 1: probably have even more if you're really your much money
Speaker 1: is I think he's the only one that knew that.
Speaker 1: The other don't know that that's happening. He's like, I'm
Speaker 1: not cheating on anyone sleeping with a lot of people.
Speaker 1: There is no cap on the number of situation ships
Speaker 1: you're allowed to have. Apparently it did not work out
Speaker 1: for him, Jeffrey, that's not what you need to keep
Speaker 1: three other situation ships to fall back on. Unless they
Speaker 1: heard this segment, I'm just telling this is the golden
Speaker 1: age for guys in the dating time. I'm telling you
Speaker 1: you don't have to do a single thing. As long
Speaker 1: as the girl feels kind of good about the label,
Speaker 1: then you can treat her as badly as you want to,
Speaker 1: never talk to her again, and they'll be cool in
Speaker 1: a way. He's wildly romantic. No guy sucks. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: guess no shock, there wasn't a second dated, at least
Speaker 1: not with that girl. Yeah, I'm sure he'll be on
Speaker 1: the show again. Not by choice though. Anyway, if you
Speaker 1: ever want to get a second date, update on a relationship,
Speaker 1: a situation ship, a casual encounter, anything, we'll try and
Speaker 1: tackle that for you and call the person who isn't
Speaker 1: calling you back and Jeffrey in morning. In order for
Speaker 1: the show to be number one, everybody here has to
Speaker 1: get on board and being shape. Why are here's the
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Speaker 1: me on a tread You have to breathe head book
Speaker 1: so that the listeners thinks you're working out. You guys
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Speaker 1: guys breathing hard and so sorry, She's no. The pars
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Speaker 1: and there we can sing my new song of the week.
Speaker 1: Why are you breath ay ten? Sorry, I broke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. It's song of the week time music.
Speaker 1: I love song of the week. This is enchanting music. Oh.
Speaker 1: Every January for the last twenty plus years, there's a
Speaker 1: certain TV show that comes on the air to kick
Speaker 1: off the season. I'm not talking about winter season, not
Speaker 1: spring season. What season. I'm talking about reality love season. Okay. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And if you look around right now, there's like a
Speaker 1: million of these TV programs out there. You've seen them
Speaker 1: Love Island, they Love Subway, a little dirtier, Rubbin Tug Peninsula,
Speaker 1: and we're talking about the boat. Guys. You think they're
Speaker 1: all the same, but they're not. They're all special and
Speaker 1: different in their own little way. Okay, I've just okay, right,
Speaker 1: But before all those knockoffs came around, there was one
Speaker 1: reality dating show that kicked off the craze two decades
Speaker 1: ago and it's still going strong to this day. It's
Speaker 1: been around for twenty years. The One, the Only, the Bachelor.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's your favorite, right, Jeff, You love that one.
Speaker 1: I love it. And even though it does it has
Speaker 1: changed over the years. Okay, it's still the exact same
Speaker 1: show that it was when we fell in love with
Speaker 1: it back in the early two thousands, minus Chris Harrison.
Speaker 1: I believe it's been that. Yeah, but literally everything else
Speaker 1: about the show was exactly the same and they only
Speaker 1: had like two marriages come out of it in twenty years.
Speaker 1: That's a pretty good success rate for reality dating or right.
Speaker 1: So that's why to honor the official beginning of reality
Speaker 1: Love season and the og dating show that started it all.
Speaker 1: Instead of Mike Posner's Please Don't Go, It's young Jefferies
Speaker 1: take my rose. Crying in the back of the limo
Speaker 1: during this, I'm going to be upset. I'm singing it
Speaker 1: from the perspective of the batchelor, the lucky man who's
Speaker 1: on a mission to find true love by hooking up
Speaker 1: with two dozen different women in a single hour long cocktail.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna point when I'm ready point the tender game
Speaker 1: gave me strive. I found a bed way to find
Speaker 1: my way. I'm dating thirty different girls at one time
Speaker 1: inside of mansion on a hill that's not mine, and
Speaker 1: they all know about each other, but they don't mind. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I hear them dreaming, screaming from the stratch, Limb moll
Speaker 1: and I really admire how you quit coreers for this
Speaker 1: show and to me, all your issues can all leaning
Speaker 1: and kiss you and give you my rose Rose Rose Rose,
Speaker 1: camera zooming close, close, close close, watch our tongueskin throat
Speaker 1: floss Roth Gros twenty three molds. Lady to go take
Speaker 1: a trip to Paraguay at the Converting Go on a
Speaker 1: double day, wins two twins. I'm gonna take Amana boat
Speaker 1: through the yacht club, make out with seven different girls
Speaker 1: in a hot to fly You do areno in a
Speaker 1: rented helicopter. Now every day is ending ending with a
Speaker 1: fireworks show. It would be super cool if your favorite
Speaker 1: band was here. What do you know? Holding hands in
Speaker 1: this heartzy wondering which Hannah are you? Hannah Fee or wait?
Speaker 1: No Hannah Gee from Ohio? No, hannasee, who's out on
Speaker 1: pow Hannah be No wait Hannah's no. Wait, Hannah, I
Speaker 1: can't be within no, no, all this drama. The camera's off.
Speaker 1: I'm I don't women, My heart is so conflicted right now?
Speaker 1: What you mean Hannah que had a boyfriend now, I
Speaker 1: doubt right from the trauma. My lips are bruised from
Speaker 1: kissing Coat. I'm not good at making choice in I
Speaker 1: just I never thought dating thirty women would be this hard. Wait,
Speaker 1: fantasy sweets are this week? Really? You know what? It
Speaker 1: just it. It wouldn't be fair to the women if
Speaker 1: I didn't see this throat did at least try to
Speaker 1: sleep with all of them? The most dramatic season yet.
Speaker 1: Let me meet your phone. I'll be asking your father
Speaker 1: for him to Arder's hand and he's like, whoa bro?
Speaker 1: He said he couldn't approve. They thought, I'm still gonna
Speaker 1: do it on my knee for post post and she
Speaker 1: won't say no, no, no no until after the show
Speaker 1: show bo dar engagement. It didn't make it. So I
Speaker 1: reached out to Hannah A so good. I just I
Speaker 1: can't wait until they do a senior's edition of the Bachelor.
Speaker 1: It's just a seventy year old geezer up there, like
Speaker 1: do you do anyone Gladys be glad I know the
Speaker 1: name Hannah and they're like, what was your favorite card Camaro? Well,
Speaker 1: Hannah's rolling up? Who would have put that cover? Make
Speaker 1: sure you watch it. There's always in your season on
Speaker 1: You can check out the video of this on our
Speaker 1: TikTok on our YouTube ball of It's going to be
Speaker 1: there at Brooke and Jeffrey with the lyrics. You can
Speaker 1: text in seventy five nine two tell us what you
Speaker 1: thought about the song. I believe in truelove yea if
Speaker 1: this is what it means. But that's your song of
Speaker 1: the week Broke and Jeffrey in the morning, you got
Speaker 1: a text into seven eighty five nine two that says
Speaker 1: my dream is to have jose as the Bachelor. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. They say, I could see him handing out
Speaker 1: bacon roses, but he eats all of them before the end,
Speaker 1: and the host goes, where did all the roses go?
Speaker 1: It's the most dramatic cholesterol field season of The Bachelor evers.
Speaker 1: But I if you don't know what we're talking about,
Speaker 1: if you missed it. Instead of saying in the Mike
Speaker 1: Posner song, please don't go, I sang my own version
Speaker 1: called take My Rose to pay tribute to the OGE
Speaker 1: one and only reality love show that started them all,
Speaker 1: The Bachelor. Yeah, and we have a lot of comments
Speaker 1: coming in to the tech board, Brook, what are you seeing?
Speaker 1: I like this one It says I still watched The Bachelor.
Speaker 1: In fact, I'm a big fan. For the last ten years,
Speaker 1: I've worked on a crime in the Limo compilation and
Speaker 1: I'm going to upload it to YouTube. Wow, you smash
Speaker 1: that subscribe button. We're going to do a crying compilation
Speaker 1: of Brooke over the last ten years in the studio years,
Speaker 1: my eyes have been pretty dry. But if you like
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Speaker 1: share it with someone who's a part of Bachelor Nation,
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Speaker 1: You can check out the song videos there. Brooke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning, Brook, Today you're taking on a
Speaker 1: return player named Amanda from Lynnwood, who said, last time
Speaker 1: she beat you and won tickets to Wild Waves. But
Speaker 1: then our producer said, usually if we're giving you tickets
Speaker 1: to Wild Waves, it's a consolation prize and you lost.
Speaker 1: And what did you say to that? Amanda? I guess
Speaker 1: I lost. You know what, I like a woman who's
Speaker 1: always a winner in her own mind. Yeah, I was
Speaker 1: a winner for four tickets to Wildlaves. You know expensive
Speaker 1: those are? Okay, yeah, that's true my book. But okay,
Speaker 1: I won't go over the title of the game. But
Speaker 1: it's fine. Yeah, a man has a positive attitude, we
Speaker 1: say you every morning, So I'm hoping today is the
Speaker 1: day that we win. Okay we are? You just talking
Speaker 1: about yourself and my ten year old nephew. See hi,
Speaker 1: justin Hiristan. Okay, good, all right, We're gonna send Broke
Speaker 1: out of the studio while about it. Oh, Tristan's excited
Speaker 1: while she's leaving. You know how the game works, Amanda.
Speaker 1: You got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
Speaker 1: If you don't know one, just say pass. But you
Speaker 1: have to beat Brooke outright to win. Are we ready?
Speaker 1: I'm ready, Tristan? You ready? Yeah? All right, here you go.
Speaker 1: Time starts now. Composer Mozart was born on this day
Speaker 1: in seventeen fifty six. What was his first name? Path?
Speaker 1: What type of bear? Is on the Canadian two dollar coin.
Speaker 1: Grizzly Bear. Who did Katy Perry have a child with? Oh? God,
Speaker 1: um path? I know his name, but I can't remember
Speaker 1: it now. What is the capital of Germany? In nineteen
Speaker 1: ninety two, the largest shopping center ever opened up in Minnesota?
Speaker 1: What was it called? Walmart? All right, it does feel
Speaker 1: like Orlando Bloom that still was wish we could give
Speaker 1: that to you, but it is No. I knew, I
Speaker 1: just couldn't get out of my mouth. Has come in
Speaker 1: the room now, So now Brooke's bag and bo is also?
Speaker 1: How great I did. The only thing we're gonna brag
Speaker 1: about is that Amanda works as a waitress at a
Speaker 1: place called the Rusty Pelican. Yeah, definitely, don't Urban dictionary
Speaker 1: Rusty Pellic, but you should go there for breakfast. That
Speaker 1: sounds familiar for some rooms. Wait a minute, I think
Speaker 1: that's outlawed in a couple of days. Yeah, what do
Speaker 1: you recommend on the menu at the Rusty Pelican? One
Speaker 1: of my favorites of the cornby past. Definitely have amazing
Speaker 1: bloody marries and the hollandaise sauce is on point. The
Speaker 1: gravy is on point. Oh yeah, yes, anybody listening, go
Speaker 1: to the Rusty Pelican and ask for Amanda as your
Speaker 1: waitress and tip by. See now you're already hearing me
Speaker 1: pretty much. And if you don't want to tip, ask
Speaker 1: for her enemy. Yeah, alright, I love it broken the
Speaker 1: rival section. Please, here we go. Your time starts now.
Speaker 1: Composer Mozart was born on this day in seventeen fifty six.
Speaker 1: What was his first name? I'm gonna ask what type
Speaker 1: of bear is on the Canadian two dollar coin? M grisley?
Speaker 1: Who did Katy Perry have a child with Orlando Bloom?
Speaker 1: What is the capital of Germany? Munich? In nineteen ninety two,
Speaker 1: the largest shopping center ever opened up in Minnesota. What
Speaker 1: was it called? Timone from the Lion King is? What
Speaker 1: type of animal? Oh? God, he's one of those show
Speaker 1: about him and they're the little guys and they are
Speaker 1: so can't remember. Oh, we're gonna pass on that last week.
Speaker 1: I can't time to go to the Yeah, too late
Speaker 1: to put that one. We're already headed over to the
Speaker 1: scoreboard to see how you Bolt did with Jose. I'll
Speaker 1: just sit over here until you stop being mad at me. Amanda.
Speaker 1: You great effort got a lot of questions in zero
Speaker 1: correct to the question too, Kristen, where were are you
Speaker 1: on that one? Come on, buddy, and oh, actually that
Speaker 1: is correct, Broke and the call that Brooke is going
Speaker 1: to take. Let go over the answers for everyone. Composer
Speaker 1: Mozart born on this day in seventeen fifty six. His
Speaker 1: first name is Wolfgang Wolfgang Amadeus song, Yeah Yeah. On
Speaker 1: the Canadian two dollar coin you would find a polar bear,
Speaker 1: since Canada has the most polar bears in the world.
Speaker 1: That makes sense. Katie Perry, Yes, she did have a
Speaker 1: child with Orlando Bloom. The capital of Germany is Berlin.
Speaker 1: Tried to say, I'm terrible a capital, so I don't
Speaker 1: know what my issue is. In nineteen ninety two, the
Speaker 1: largest shopping center ever opened up in Minnesota. It was
Speaker 1: not Walmart, it was America. It feels huge, we can all.
Speaker 1: It was a great answer. It could fit seven Yankee
Speaker 1: stadiums inside. God And to moan from the Lion King,
Speaker 1: what type of animal is he? He is a mere cat.
Speaker 1: Brooke got it eventually, but unfortunately Amanda no money today.
Speaker 1: What did she win? Instead? Just for playing you win
Speaker 1: a pair of tickets to Winter Brilliance at Chehuli Garden
Speaker 1: and Glass, running now through February twenty eighth. Winter Brilliance
Speaker 1: is a brand new light and music installation from Dale Chihuli,
Speaker 1: inspired by fire, ice and the dramatic use of lights.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that sounds like so much fun. My
Speaker 1: son's gonna love it. Yeah still yeah girl. Thank you
Speaker 1: for playing, Amanda. We're gonna be back to do win
Speaker 1: Brooks Bucks same time next week. Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the morning