Speaker 1: You know, there's many different types of courts in this country,
Speaker 1: basketball courts, food courts, guest rooms at the Courtyard Marriott.
Speaker 1: But our favorite kind of court is the judicial kind. O.
Speaker 1: We love justice on this show. Yes, it's Brooke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning and practically lawyer. Yeah we are.
Speaker 1: And that's what makes us license to do this segment
Speaker 1: what you're doing at the courthouse, where we go down
Speaker 1: to the courthouse and just ask the folks there a
Speaker 1: simple question, what you do another courthouse? Back in June five,
Speaker 1: I've favocated a company who Wells Fargo and back then
Speaker 1: Laserprentice Wide Check. So I just signed my home paywell checks.
Speaker 1: So it was a fake company to begin with. Yes,
Speaker 1: and you wrote your own checks. That's how they go.
Speaker 1: I did eight chicks, eleven days, three hundred and ninety
Speaker 1: five thousand dollars Wells Fargo eight and me, I beat man.
Speaker 1: That's a lot of money. What did you do with
Speaker 1: that money? When I bought by fifty five band yead
Speaker 1: oh the car Harley a kickstarter? Are you what did
Speaker 1: the ladies think about that? Can I say it? Say
Speaker 1: whatever you want? They thought it was a six hundred
Speaker 1: pound not explained. You don't want him to whisp, whisper
Speaker 1: sweet nothings in your ear Brooks hopping on the back
Speaker 1: of that guy's mocycle for sure, badgumated in heaven from
Speaker 1: the cops on that Harley? Did his voice sounds like
Speaker 1: a dead Harley. Gotta miss the eighties. Yeah, go to
Speaker 1: the good old day before I was born. What're you
Speaker 1: doing at the courthouse? A cop tried to give me
Speaker 1: a DUI when there was no alcohol involved. So you're
Speaker 1: out driving, you're partying one night? Oh not partying? Oh,
Speaker 1: not partying at all. Yeah. Wait, did he give you
Speaker 1: a sobriety test? I don't know. Did he make you
Speaker 1: like walking a line or did you do the alphabet one? Well,
Speaker 1: actually gave me his bulls sobriety test that nobody could
Speaker 1: pass because he was screaming in my face. And you
Speaker 1: don't really remember what that was. Remember what was? Someone
Speaker 1: still waits. Yeah, that's a permanent issue, but after the
Speaker 1: sobriety anyway, Thank you for this interview, sir? What interviews
Speaker 1: were recording? What you're doing at the courthouse? Where we
Speaker 1: go down to the courthouse and ask a simple question
Speaker 1: what you're doing at the courthouse. You know, I'm just
Speaker 1: just interning, interning, you know, interning to be you what,
Speaker 1: I'm not sure yet, but I'm trying to get experienced
Speaker 1: and see where it goes from there. So what makes
Speaker 1: you so interested in courthouses? To be honest, CSI, Okay,
Speaker 1: you know, my my mom wanted me, wanted me to
Speaker 1: be a doctor. My dad wanted me to be a lawyer.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't want to be either, but I
Speaker 1: felt like, you know, that CSI stuff was the in between.
Speaker 1: What's the most intriguing part about it? I'd probably say
Speaker 1: work like like a crime lab, and also, like CSI,
Speaker 1: after you crack the case, you get a hot chick
Speaker 1: next to you, right, Hey, that's the goal too, just
Speaker 1: like the TV show Hey exactly, you know, like happy
Speaker 1: and for both. I don't know what version of CSI, oh,
Speaker 1: I mean, if it's anything like CSI Miami. Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: got a lot of gorgeous women around, so I think
Speaker 1: it's just a lot more disgusting body fluids. Man, he's
Speaker 1: got a lot to discover. Maybe we're all wrong and
Speaker 1: he's just gonna be like swarmed by gorgeous wick. Ye,
Speaker 1: what you're doing at the courthouse. I just gotta see
Speaker 1: Koreans giving me. How you doing? Everybody? I did defend
Speaker 1: the world out to my brother and really, pad day,
Speaker 1: So what are you up to today? I love the
Speaker 1: little lazy I call him all top gun. I haven't
Speaker 1: probably called Lisa. Her name is Liszen. She's a top gluss.
Speaker 1: You don't one got me fired right now? How about that?
Speaker 1: I'm fired for calling you a top gun. That's called
Speaker 1: banging body healthy, giving your body to me? I like
Speaker 1: the money talks all day loan, I mean all night
Speaker 1: long too, and every day, no, every day, and you
Speaker 1: be it's just a fun what I do? Get that, dude.
Speaker 1: I'm in love. The shut out to Linda thing is ricket.
Speaker 1: I do that all day. You are a lucky woman.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's got jealous. I know next time you
Speaker 1: guys that this dude is walking around the streets without
Speaker 1: a record deal and you didn't jump on top of that.
Speaker 1: That's true. I should have called one of the record
Speaker 1: label reps and been like, oh my god, I discovered him.
Speaker 1: I want to see him open for post. Yeah said
Speaker 1: banging body healthy, giving this body to me? Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: If Bieber would use that line. It's Grammy's but him
Speaker 1: he ends up in jail. Yeah, justice for Ricky Jones.
Speaker 1: Come in. What you're doing at the courthouse. Well, I'm
Speaker 1: here with my wife. She's here on a felony charge
Speaker 1: which she did not commit. Wink wink, nudge nudge. Now
Speaker 1: I gotta ask you a random question. You're lighting a cigarette.
Speaker 1: I just saw you put a piece of paper on
Speaker 1: the cigarette. What was that about? My cigarette broke? So
Speaker 1: that was a rolling paper. Oh so you kind of
Speaker 1: like doctored it a little bit, yes, sir. I usually
Speaker 1: buy a pound of tobacco, which is it's two cartons,
Speaker 1: So that's like two thousand cigarettes and that lasts us
Speaker 1: at least half a month. Oh older, you look like
Speaker 1: you're seventeen years old. Yeah, dude, I know, man, it's
Speaker 1: it's all the hardcore narcotic abuse. I pickled myself and
Speaker 1: they those drugs acted as a preservative. So because you
Speaker 1: did all these drugs in the way, you preserved your body. Yes,
Speaker 1: and I don't advocate that. I mean, he's snorting botox
Speaker 1: as well. I don't know, but he did look great.
Speaker 1: Whatever it is, Kim Kardashian's going to be jumping on
Speaker 1: that trend as soon as possible. I do, don't know,
Speaker 1: two thousand cigarette and think in one month he's going, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what you're doing at the courthouse. We're gonna do
Speaker 1: your phone tap right after this, Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the morning.