Speaker 1: But of course, of course you have come to the
Speaker 1: internet in order to find me. Rolando, I'm always here
Speaker 1: waiting for you. Now come close, put your ear next
Speaker 1: to me and listen. Let me do one of the world.
Speaker 1: You sit back and laugh. Wow, what a crazy football
Speaker 1: weekend we just had, and now we finally know who's
Speaker 1: gonna be facing off in the Superior Bowl of Superman.
Speaker 1: And you guys know I do this every year. I
Speaker 1: have a specific body part that can predict which team
Speaker 1: will win the big game and by how many inches points,
Speaker 1: how many I'm gonna step back to second, back from
Speaker 1: the table. Let's get a drum roll. Please, No, I
Speaker 1: can't do it now because we're laying trying to perform.
Speaker 1: It's trying to perform under pressure. I'm gonna have to
Speaker 1: do the body part prediction on our instat stories. Stay
Speaker 1: tuned at Brook and Jeffrey. Instead, we're doing WCII which
Speaker 1: clip is it? With two viral sound bite it's only
Speaker 1: enough time to play one of them. How dare you
Speaker 1: I really believe the body part thing? Cleat's get right
Speaker 1: into your choices. Option one is a twenty nine second
Speaker 1: clip of a sad husband who cannot believe what, brook
Speaker 1: you even let me get through it. We've heard of
Speaker 1: this guy weeks and weeks. Yeah, he doesn't know how
Speaker 1: to grocery shop. Bad man. He's very, very mad and
Speaker 1: upset at himself at how much he disappointed his wife
Speaker 1: when she sent him to the store with a grocery list.
Speaker 1: The next one, all right, might as well just choose
Speaker 1: option two at this point. A thirty second clip of
Speaker 1: a woman who's so angry during a customer service call
Speaker 1: with her internet company, she turns into a demon and
Speaker 1: sounds like she's from the movie The Exorcist. What are
Speaker 1: we doing today, hubby fail or devil whale? Alexis sorry? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Brooks all about the angry women today. Listen to the
Speaker 1: sound of a woman who's so upset during a customer
Speaker 1: service call with her internet company she starts to sound
Speaker 1: like an actual demon. Supervisor, ma'am, there isn't any reason
Speaker 1: for me that man, oh, personal supervier. Okay, ma'am, all right, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: give me, I'm gonna put you on hold. Man. Wow,
Speaker 1: I don't want to say who that reminds me of
Speaker 1: in this room. Yeah, that customer service agent is an angel, Dude,
Speaker 1: Ashy was just saying his Internet provider went to text only. Yeah,
Speaker 1: can you imagine the all caps that point? I hope
Speaker 1: that was worth it for you guys. That was good?
Speaker 1: Which is it? Now? Let's move on to your shot
Speaker 1: collar question of the day. Give us a question that's
Speaker 1: gonna make us shout like a demon. Now, Jake are
Speaker 1: searching hard for like true love? Are they Jake? Or
Speaker 1: an original DVD box set of the nineteen ninety six
Speaker 1: NBC sitcom News Radio That's Jake's favorite. But the most
Speaker 1: important thing to look for or is good parking. Finding
Speaker 1: the perfect parking space can make you feel invincible, but
Speaker 1: there are certain places in the world that want you
Speaker 1: to step in and car block you from pulling into
Speaker 1: your pavement oasis. And that's why a new survey asked
Speaker 1: a thousand drivers to name a public place that you
Speaker 1: can almost never park in front of. Top four answers
Speaker 1: in front of me and my blinkers are on for
Speaker 1: an automotive edition of Unglued Family Feud. We'll start with
Speaker 1: the guy whose entire bedroom is considered a loading and
Speaker 1: unloading zone. Jeffrey, name a public place that you can
Speaker 1: almost never park in front of? Well, on the weekends,
Speaker 1: I like to root around into the dumpsters behind the
Speaker 1: hospital just to see what I can find. But I
Speaker 1: do know there's sticklers about you parking outside in front
Speaker 1: of the hospital because apparently some you know, cars need
Speaker 1: to get there as very loud, right, cars are always
Speaker 1: trying to get it around me. So I'm gonna say,
Speaker 1: you can't find parking at the damn hospital, Jeff says hospital.
Speaker 1: I say that's number one on the left. All right,
Speaker 1: Jeff got number one. Let's go to Alexis three. Answer
Speaker 1: still on the board. I don't know if I do it.
Speaker 1: Jeff did it? Like? Where do you root around in
Speaker 1: the dumpsters? In the fire department? That's a good place,
Speaker 1: looking at the men in there, you know, the only
Speaker 1: regular car. I don't know why you're trying to park
Speaker 1: out there, but maybe because you can't maybe have a
Speaker 1: ton of fire hydrants like surrounding it, you know, hydrants
Speaker 1: the place you at least expect you to be a
Speaker 1: fire prepare hydrants? Want to give the fire department caught
Speaker 1: on fire and there wasn't a lot what do we call?
Speaker 1: I don't know, I've been fire department. Jane out of here,
Speaker 1: that's number two zone in front of the fire stations.
Speaker 1: Stop there. I'm gonna tell police station as part of
Speaker 1: fire stations, nobody guess that you have two answers left
Speaker 1: on the board. Next person get one right, is safe?
Speaker 1: The last person is getting shocked. Well, my first thought,
Speaker 1: and this is weird because of our segment. What you're
Speaker 1: doing at the courthouse. That's not bad. What is the courthouse?
Speaker 1: It's a you know, a building, what a government building?
Speaker 1: And they always have those police only side. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's never any police park there. I see them all
Speaker 1: the time. What are you talking about? Yeah, absolutely fine
Speaker 1: Brooks electric vehicle parked right out and the police only line.
Speaker 1: But then I thought of what about like the DMV,
Speaker 1: what about just a restaurant. You're at those all the time,
Speaker 1: and it's all like it always feels like gold if
Speaker 1: you get a park right in front of a restaurant.
Speaker 1: I went out the other night with my cousin and
Speaker 1: we got a spot right in front and we felt
Speaker 1: like it was a blessing. So that's a good point.
Speaker 1: Brooke is right. I'm gonna go with restaurant. Jake A restaurants. Okay,
Speaker 1: every courthouse broker at you you still every momb knows
Speaker 1: drop off and pick up at a school is hell. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's terrible. Every parent knows that. And also on even
Speaker 1: on universities, it's terrible to part there. I got so
Speaker 1: many tickets, especially pick up when she has to see
Speaker 1: her kids again. So I'm going to go school, brook says. School.
Speaker 1: That is number four, quickly go over the top. Four
Speaker 1: A public place you can almost never park in front of.
Speaker 1: Number one was the hospital. Jeffrey got that from rooting
Speaker 1: around Alexis looking at lengths of hose. Was number two
Speaker 1: at the fire station. Number three it was set in
Speaker 1: the room courthouse and abulances and police all day. And
Speaker 1: then number four was school started said courthouse. Well, Jose's
Speaker 1: gonna be taking the shock. And somebody wanted to hear
Speaker 1: the full House theme song everywhere you look. This is
Speaker 1: a great song. Everywhere you look, every at a hand
Speaker 1: to hold on to. That's your shot collar. Question of
Speaker 1: the day Broke and Jeffrey in the morning. You guys
Speaker 1: with the company A and W. Yeah, they meet the
Speaker 1: route beer. Yeah. And I don't know if you heard
Speaker 1: about this, but the other day they decided to poke
Speaker 1: fun at all the m and m chaos around their
Speaker 1: animated mascots. Really, so A and W went on social
Speaker 1: media and they announced they've decided to make a small
Speaker 1: change to their bear mascot, Rudy. So, if you don't
Speaker 1: know him, here's a picture of him. He's a big
Speaker 1: brown cartoon bear who's dressed in an orange sweater. He
Speaker 1: looks like he steps straight out of the nineteen seventy
Speaker 1: one of the lesser known mascots. He's been around for
Speaker 1: sixty years. But A and W said his lack of
Speaker 1: pants was too polarized. So going forward, Rudy will now
Speaker 1: wear denim jeans. Oh if they're skinny jeans, it's gonna
Speaker 1: be even more controversial because it's out of style. They
Speaker 1: put up an image of him in his jeans. The
Speaker 1: interesting twist, though, is Fox News picked the story up
Speaker 1: before and they did a whole dramatic segment on it. No,
Speaker 1: this is this just woke cancel culture police are at
Speaker 1: it again. Now root beer drinking bears have to wear pants.
Speaker 1: The extremist woke mob has taken it too far. I
Speaker 1: feel like they need to add a sarcasm department at
Speaker 1: that place so that someone can interpret well a little
Speaker 1: while later, AANW tweeted out again saying it's now a
Speaker 1: good time to mention that was just a joke. So yeah,
Speaker 1: they're going to a lot of kudos about it online.
Speaker 1: The timing is impeccable. They doubled their followers all because
Speaker 1: of this joke, so now they to the other side
Speaker 1: CNN somehow good luck. But to all the traditionalists who
Speaker 1: listen to us out there, rest assured there are no
Speaker 1: pants on this shot now, and especially not during Laser Stories,
Speaker 1: which is coming up. It's the radio segment that's doing
Speaker 1: a one time special Valentine's Day deal offering free Brazilians
Speaker 1: to Argentinians. I don't think it's called that down there,
Speaker 1: I guessing. I'm just saying, make sure you tell all
Speaker 1: your Argentinian friends about Laser Stories, the segment where we
Speaker 1: read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone
Speaker 1: else does, except we have a laser and those other
Speaker 1: tickle talkers just don't. This first laser story is out
Speaker 1: of British Columbia. One mother said her child had a
Speaker 1: disappointing birthday party at a laser tag facility, and why what, like,
Speaker 1: what do you expect they're just gonna play laser tag, Like,
Speaker 1: what's so disappointing? Well, exactly, I mean the probably shouldn't
Speaker 1: be news. But the mother was also a lawyer, so
Speaker 1: she decided to sue over Sarah Pivnik is her name,
Speaker 1: Mary Sarah sit down. Sarah claimed that Planet Laser Entertainment
Speaker 1: owed her three hundred and fifty dollars because she booked
Speaker 1: the ultimate birthday experience and says, quote it was less
Speaker 1: than ultimate. Wow, we just say, you're a lawyer, chalk
Speaker 1: it up to a loss, like you have the expendable
Speaker 1: cash not to worry about any inn court. Sarah laid
Speaker 1: out the issues because the cost for adult players was
Speaker 1: higher than advertised, there was an outside food charge for
Speaker 1: bringing in a veggie platter. Yeah, I can't do that.
Speaker 1: Though a birthday party, there was a couple of non
Speaker 1: functioning laser vests, and last, but not least, Sarah says
Speaker 1: she ordered party favors for the kids and was totally
Speaker 1: dismayed when she showed up and they weren't there. No
Speaker 1: part I got to say. The goodie bags are out
Speaker 1: of control. I mean, yeah, it's like every kid that
Speaker 1: attends a birthday now it's their birthday to present Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like I just said, for you to have some
Speaker 1: entertainment for two hours. Can that be enough? After a
Speaker 1: ridiculous amount of time weeks in the courtroom, Wow, a
Speaker 1: judge finally handed down the verdict and Planet Laser was
Speaker 1: ordered to pay Sarah thirty seven dollars. Ye worth your
Speaker 1: time and energy. Afterwards, she said in an interview that
Speaker 1: while she was disappointed in the ruling, all of the
Speaker 1: time and effort that went into suing Planet Laser over
Speaker 1: her child's birthday was totally worth her. Wow. She didn't
Speaker 1: have lawyer fees, we're friends, or any hobbies. Apparently suing
Speaker 1: people can be a hobby, though, your favorite thing to do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this next Laser story is out of the land of
Speaker 1: movie magic. There's a film called Everything Everywhere, All at Once. Yes,
Speaker 1: Oh god, I need to see it. I saw the
Speaker 1: acceptance speech for one of the actors and it was
Speaker 1: so teerious. I mean, best Picture. Everybody thinks it's going
Speaker 1: to get it at the OSCAR. It is cleaning up
Speaker 1: at all the awards shows. If you've seen it, then
Speaker 1: you know. In the movie, there's this universe in which
Speaker 1: all the people have hot dog fingers. I haven't even
Speaker 1: seen it, but I've seen the hot dog finger memes.
Speaker 1: You guys haven't seen the pictures of the lady with
Speaker 1: the hot dog fingers. They're really funny, really well. A
Speaker 1: while ago, when the movie was about to open, the
Speaker 1: producers reached out to Oscar Meyer with a DM that said, quote,
Speaker 1: we have an upcoming film that happens to heavily feature
Speaker 1: hot dogs, so if you're open to it, we'd love
Speaker 1: to discuss a fun collaborative project we have in mind.
Speaker 1: Can't think of a better partner for this. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: is awesome, but unfortunately for Oscar Meyer, they completely ghosted them.
Speaker 1: Oh somebody's in trouble. And we know this because after
Speaker 1: the movie earned eleven Oscar nominations, the producers posted the
Speaker 1: unanswered DM and said, when one Oscar lets you down,
Speaker 1: another comes through it. And Oscar Meyer responded to that
Speaker 1: club saying the l is on us, sending you buns
Speaker 1: of love, and they included a picture of a hand
Speaker 1: making an l with its fingers and it's hot dog.
Speaker 1: Let's go to your next laser story out of making
Speaker 1: money Headquarters. Let's get there, Jeff. Here, if you and
Speaker 1: your partner are looking for some extra cash, and you're
Speaker 1: willing to test your relationship with a frustrating task, then
Speaker 1: this sounds like the perfect side hustle for you. Because
Speaker 1: the people at finance buzz dot com are looking to
Speaker 1: hire a couple. They'll pay you a thousand dollars and
Speaker 1: give you an additional one thousand dollars Ikea gift card.
Speaker 1: That's pretty sweet. All you have to do is shop
Speaker 1: for an Ikea bedroom set, put it together, and document
Speaker 1: the ups and downs of the journey. I don't know
Speaker 1: if there's going to be any I think it'd be
Speaker 1: a horror film in my house. The only preres are
Speaker 1: that you have to live near an Ikea and have
Speaker 1: time to shop and assemble the furniture between February twenty
Speaker 1: first and March twenty first. Oh and hey, you have
Speaker 1: to be willing to share photos and videos of your experience,
Speaker 1: even if it does mean you end up breaking up. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Have you ever put any Ikea furniture? So? I would
Speaker 1: just yell at him the whole time. We've turned it
Speaker 1: into a solo experience at our house, Like I just
Speaker 1: got a desk for my son and I just had
Speaker 1: my husband deal with it. I like that I started
Speaker 1: with a wee turn you do everything. They're only looking
Speaker 1: for one couple for this, but it's simple to apply.
Speaker 1: Just fill out an online form by the deadline, which
Speaker 1: is Valentine's Day, and then wait a week to see
Speaker 1: if you're chosen. If you're interested in accelerating your relationship breakup,
Speaker 1: we'll post the link to our insto stories at Brooke
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey. This next day is a story is out
Speaker 1: of thrifty vill Have you ever had someone try to
Speaker 1: turn you onto a brilliant money saving hack only to
Speaker 1: try and think this is not worth it at all?
Speaker 1: What do you got? Here's the top ones people say
Speaker 1: are overrated. Number four making your own laundry detergent? What wow?
Speaker 1: Why save money? One person said, it's only worth it
Speaker 1: to make it in large quantities, but then you have
Speaker 1: to figure out how to store it something. Oh my god, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I have a giant bucket. Number three lowering the thermostat
Speaker 1: we keep our house chill my apartments. I hate that.
Speaker 1: I'll pay the bill said keep it as low as
Speaker 1: you can, but I'm not going to freeze my butt
Speaker 1: off all winter. It impacts my mood, my motivation and productivity.
Speaker 1: It is true. Any type of likes has come over
Speaker 1: to my place. She jumps right into my big fuzzy blanket,
Speaker 1: and yeah, she should be wearing clothes. Number Two, capturing
Speaker 1: water from the shower and sink to reuse for other things.
Speaker 1: So I thought about doing this. I knew, I knew
Speaker 1: this was gonna be the one that broke down. It
Speaker 1: just makes sense, like I gotta I gotta water my planants, Like,
Speaker 1: why wouldn't I just put a bucket in there? Yeah,
Speaker 1: scooped it right out of the toilet after yea, that's fertilized.
Speaker 1: Two on top of it, that's amazing. Mostly correct. They say,
Speaker 1: if you're doing it to conserve because you're in a
Speaker 1: drought area, then it's probably fine. But just to save
Speaker 1: on your water bill, not worth the hassle. And finally,
Speaker 1: the number one money saving hack that people say is
Speaker 1: not worth it, reusing ziplock bags. Oh so worth it.
Speaker 1: Oh I wash all those bad boys, my parents have
Speaker 1: a whole Yeah. I also reuse the produce bags. Any
Speaker 1: bread bag we use those would house is just recycled
Speaker 1: water old reused bags in her husband over in the corner, crying,
Speaker 1: trying to put a desk together a million dollars and
Speaker 1: you're all wearing very warm sweaters. Text into seven eight
Speaker 1: five nine two with your not worth it money saving hacks. Sorry, well,
Speaker 1: this guy he just found out he can't use the
Speaker 1: same bag that he's been reusing all these years. Doesn't
Speaker 1: work as well? Can you keep reusing it? That's Tom
Speaker 1: means Laser Stories has come to an end for the day.
Speaker 1: We'll do it again, same time on Wednesday. Broke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. I think one of the keys
Speaker 1: to living a balanced, healthy lifestyle is developing good habits
Speaker 1: that you do every single day. Yeah, good habits. Why
Speaker 1: are you frowning, Broke? Just so much work? Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: but this is what it takes to be a good person.
Speaker 1: Like for me, I'm practicing giving people more compliments every day,
Speaker 1: like alexis your eye laugh just today? Look almost real?
Speaker 1: So much improvement, It's close. I'm working on it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know. Brooke has a habit of tipping the food
Speaker 1: delivery person in Brooke and Jeffrey candles when they don't
Speaker 1: like them. They're going to be collector's items someday. I
Speaker 1: think it's a kind gesture. But one habit that we've
Speaker 1: all perfected as a group is coming in after the
Speaker 1: weekends and checking the messages on our loser line answering machine.
Speaker 1: That's why we have a brand new batch of hilarious
Speaker 1: messages to play for you coming up at seven tens.
Speaker 1: Its loser line. Just call me back if you haven't
Speaker 1: heard the loser line before. It works like this. Let's
Speaker 1: say a unique guy approaches you while you're out at
Speaker 1: the club and uses this charming pickup line on you.
Speaker 1: I have a question for you, DOLPHI yeah, you my
Speaker 1: appendix because I don't understand how you work or nothing,
Speaker 1: but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to
Speaker 1: take you out. I invented that pickup line. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: an old appendix. After he says that whatever you do,
Speaker 1: don't take out his dentures and throw them across the room. Instead,
Speaker 1: tuck your number to the loser line into his Fannie pack.
Speaker 1: So hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail that we can
Speaker 1: play over the air. Voicemails like this one. You set
Speaker 1: my battleship raina. Okay, you and me are going to
Speaker 1: have the best board game night ever. Like after we
Speaker 1: talked and we realized that you love board games just
Speaker 1: as much as I do. I went out and bought
Speaker 1: like nine of them, seriously, nine of them. Like it.
Speaker 1: It costs me one hundred and forty dollars but worth it.
Speaker 1: And I hope you're starving because I've got hungry, hungry hippos.
Speaker 1: I'm very hungry. Didn't say you know you got a
Speaker 1: drop card drug card? Oh? Man, I can't wait. You
Speaker 1: guys are annoyed. This sounds like an amazing game night
Speaker 1: to me. This guy is faking it. If you were
Speaker 1: a true board game lover, Hungry hungry hippos is not
Speaker 1: higher lame game. And on the date night, he's gonna
Speaker 1: try and make it sexy and he's gonna be like,
Speaker 1: now that I've passed, go, can I see your boobies? O? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's that's the thing. My family's weird. Ye. Hey Bill,
Speaker 1: this is I'm Bob's ex. Um. I don't know if
Speaker 1: he talked about me at all to you, but um, yeah,
Speaker 1: we dated for I don't know, seven months or so,
Speaker 1: and somehow you and I have ever set so I
Speaker 1: don't know how that's possible, but I have seen you
Speaker 1: and a bunch of his photos on the grab and
Speaker 1: like I said, you and I have never met. I
Speaker 1: think that's a little strange. So, um, I really really
Speaker 1: think you and I should have a little conversation because
Speaker 1: I'm kind of sitting here wondering, Oh, man, I don't
Speaker 1: know what else he could have been hiding for me.
Speaker 1: Obviously he's hiding you from me, and I really need
Speaker 1: to give me a call back. Why do I feel
Speaker 1: like she slept with all of his other friends? Missed?
Speaker 1: You think she's trying to sleep with the friends. It
Speaker 1: sounds like she's just bitter about getting dumped and is
Speaker 1: reaching out to all of her ex's friends to dig
Speaker 1: up some dirt on I thought she had a double
Speaker 1: mission there. Is that what you do normally? No, I've
Speaker 1: never done that, but I mean all for it. If
Speaker 1: that's her, go to you girl, Michael look out the
Speaker 1: next message, Hey, umber introduction. Thought I meant you had
Speaker 1: the food court today, so I wanted to call you immediately,
Speaker 1: But I guess, guy, I don't a murder dental procedure.
Speaker 1: My mouse is still numb, so I don't can you
Speaker 1: can probably tell? But anyway, I would love to go
Speaker 1: out and have the error with you sometime. But you
Speaker 1: should probably stay away from Chile because I don't want
Speaker 1: loose meat getting stuck in my tooth socket. Message Why
Speaker 1: is the phrase loose meat so gross? I heard loose
Speaker 1: meat in the tooth socket is what Brook calls for play.
Speaker 1: I saw her fan herself over there. Next message, Hey, Chris,
Speaker 1: I know I didn't want to give you my number
Speaker 1: the other day, and so probably when I called you
Speaker 1: came up as like I know numbers does. Because I
Speaker 1: like to play a little game with guys. Anytime anyone
Speaker 1: ask me for a number. If I like them, I'll
Speaker 1: leave them a little voicemail clue that they have to decipher.
Speaker 1: So write this down. Blue antelope, the pie symbol upside,
Speaker 1: don't question mark, broken taco shell, ugly baby, and frozen marshmallow.
Speaker 1: So if you can figure out what that is, you'll
Speaker 1: have my number. I next meso. It means I'm not
Speaker 1: interested if Anny girl gives me, I get something to
Speaker 1: decode happening. I thought it was. I'm horny and I
Speaker 1: like marshmallows. I mean, I'm no cryptologist, but I'm willing
Speaker 1: to take a stab at it. She said Blue. That's
Speaker 1: the fifth color in the rainbow. Antelopes have ninety one
Speaker 1: different species on on Earth. So five that's going to
Speaker 1: be a reverse anagram. So instead of three point one four,
Speaker 1: it's four one three. That's the area code. So I mean,
Speaker 1: I could probably decode the whole thing, the whole thing,
Speaker 1: but I you know, the interest of time, we should
Speaker 1: probably move on to the next place. I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: with not worth it. Yeah, hey there, do you know? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think that was your name. I was the handsome
Speaker 1: guy who bought you the beer. Um. You said you
Speaker 1: were into art, and I was telling you about how
Speaker 1: I've been looking for some new not customers, but clients
Speaker 1: to help me with my work. I'm actually a body painter,
Speaker 1: and you were saying you you were a model. So
Speaker 1: I was thinking maybe we could collaborate and promise not
Speaker 1: to get a or anything like that. Um no, uh yeah,
Speaker 1: strictly professional. Yeah right. Definition of the term professional the
Speaker 1: photographers that are like, oh, yeah, totally, Let's go to
Speaker 1: my apartment. Yeah, that's where I have my studio. Yeah, kitchen,
Speaker 1: I'll put you. Jose has his pitch figured out. That
Speaker 1: was the loser line. You can listen regularly at this
Speaker 1: time every week, and for more subpar content, make sure
Speaker 1: to follow us on Instagram and TikTok at. Brooke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey Now listen to some radio professionals do some phone taps.
Speaker 1: That's coming up next Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: What do you do if you have a friend whose
Speaker 1: life is going great, an awesome job, they just got
Speaker 1: a new hobby that they're really into, recently upgraded to
Speaker 1: a new apartment they love. Wow, sounds like me. I
Speaker 1: know you hang out with them so that rubs off
Speaker 1: on YouTube. Yeah, you could do that, or you could
Speaker 1: have more fun and prank called them to take them
Speaker 1: down and not. Not everybody has to be that happy
Speaker 1: in their life. And that's why I pose as one
Speaker 1: of the apartment managers to tell a guy, even though
Speaker 1: he's the perfect tenant, we've got a big issue that
Speaker 1: we need to talk about. Your phone tap right now.
Speaker 1: On the twenties. Hello, Hello, Hello, Oh hi? Uh is
Speaker 1: Shane speaking? Who's this? Hey man? This is Chip from
Speaker 1: the leasing office at Village Apartments. Sorry about the four
Speaker 1: I was I was just knocking out some push ups,
Speaker 1: you know, get getting swollen? Why did it? Okay? Yeah?
Speaker 1: How you doing? H I'm doing fine? You called me?
Speaker 1: How are you doing. Yeah, I'm doing pretty good. Um.
Speaker 1: I know we haven't met before, so nice to meet you.
Speaker 1: And likewise, yeah, what's going on? Yeah? So, unfortunately the
Speaker 1: reason for my call, we've been having a little bit
Speaker 1: of a problem with your rent payments. So I wasn't
Speaker 1: aware there was an issue. I always get my payments
Speaker 1: in on time. Yeah. No, see, actually that's the problem.
Speaker 1: The problem I don't understand. Well, we've noticed that ever
Speaker 1: since you moved in with us, like what about four
Speaker 1: months ago, all of your rent payments have come in
Speaker 1: like right on time. It's not good. And what do
Speaker 1: you am failing to see the issue here? They're coming
Speaker 1: in on time? Okay, Well, now see, most of the
Speaker 1: other residents who live here, they're usually late by like
Speaker 1: a week or two on their payments, which allows us
Speaker 1: to charge them a late fee. And so we haven't
Speaker 1: really been able to do that with you. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't want to pay late fees, so I pay
Speaker 1: it on time. Well, we want you to pay late fees.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, I mean we need to turn a profit.
Speaker 1: It's just like when you first applied to live here,
Speaker 1: based on you know, what we saw about your job
Speaker 1: and your credit score, we just assumed that we could
Speaker 1: make some extra money off you. This is a joke,
Speaker 1: right well, I'm not saying that your credit score is
Speaker 1: like horrible, but we just didn't expect you to be
Speaker 1: this on top of it. I can't believe what I'm hearing.
Speaker 1: Like seriously, I don't even know what to say right now.
Speaker 1: You could say sorry, that would help, sorry for paying
Speaker 1: on time. It's okay, I forgive you, so it. Look
Speaker 1: if you could just know that wasn't an apology to listen,
Speaker 1: If you could just do me a favor and just
Speaker 1: hold off on sending in your rent, like like a
Speaker 1: day or two after the due date, that would be
Speaker 1: much better for us. Cool. No, that's not cool. I'm
Speaker 1: not going to be doing that. Well, you understand you're
Speaker 1: making me look bad to my boss, right well, listen,
Speaker 1: that's your problem with your bob. I don't want I
Speaker 1: don't have a problem. I don't do drama. I don't
Speaker 1: want them. All right man, Well, look, I didn't want
Speaker 1: to have to do this, but we're updating your lease
Speaker 1: terms next month to include a two hundred dollars fee
Speaker 1: for on time payments. So excuse me, I mean you
Speaker 1: left me no choice. You can't charge me extra money
Speaker 1: for paying on time. Actually I can do that because
Speaker 1: there's a clause in your current lease that says that
Speaker 1: we can update policies as long as we give you
Speaker 1: a thirty day notice. Oh my god, consider yourself noticed. No,
Speaker 1: that's that's ridiculous. You're making me pay extra whether I
Speaker 1: pay you on time or late. That's that's wrong. That's standard?
Speaker 1: What standard for apartment stuff? No, it's not, and I'm
Speaker 1: definitely going to call the housing authority at right. Hold on.
Speaker 1: Do you have a buddy named Eric? Why? What you
Speaker 1: guys are friends? Yeah? What's going on? Oh? Okay, you
Speaker 1: know what, man, Because you know Eric, we can knock
Speaker 1: ten bucks off your earlier late feet. What the hell.
Speaker 1: He's just a freaking cool guy. If you talk to him,
Speaker 1: Can you tell Eric, I said, what's up, and that
Speaker 1: this prank phone call worked. Don't know what that means.
Speaker 1: This was a prank phone call. My name is Jeff
Speaker 1: from brook and Jeffrey in the morning, we're doing a
Speaker 1: phone tap on you. Man. Oh my god, you scared
Speaker 1: the craft out of me. That was the goal. Eric
Speaker 1: told us that you've been loving your new place though,
Speaker 1: and so far, he said management has been pretty cool.
Speaker 1: Is that true? Oh my god? Yeah, I mean I
Speaker 1: thought they were cool until a few minutes ago. Ye.
Speaker 1: Just make sure you get your payments in on time
Speaker 1: so we can charge you that extra two large all right,
Speaker 1: I can't. That was wek up every morning with peas
Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the Broken Jeffrey in the morning. Imagine
Speaker 1: you had a date with someone that you were really
Speaker 1: really excited about, Okay, but before you were able to
Speaker 1: meet up with them first, you had to spend an
Speaker 1: hour hanging out one on one with their mom. Oh
Speaker 1: what the it's like fear factor for dating. I'm saying
Speaker 1: you trust your mom enough to not say something weird
Speaker 1: and scare them away. No, no, I know, I don't.
Speaker 1: But that happened to one of our listeners recently, and
Speaker 1: she has no idea what her date and her mom
Speaker 1: talked about for an entire hour before she finally joined them.
Speaker 1: How awkward. Just now that's cringe already. But now he's
Speaker 1: not calling her back. So we're gonna get the whole
Speaker 1: story of what really happened when we do your brand
Speaker 1: new second date Update. Second Date Update. Quick question for
Speaker 1: the room. Okay, if you're on a date with someone, Yes,
Speaker 1: you think it's important that you spend a lot of
Speaker 1: face to face time with them? Or is it cool
Speaker 1: if you don't really hang out together for most of
Speaker 1: the time? Yeah, what's the point if you don't hang
Speaker 1: out together? Just yikes, I was hoping you wouldn't say that.
Speaker 1: What Why Because one of our listeners, Morgan needs our
Speaker 1: help today after she went out with a guy and
Speaker 1: apparently spend about ninety percent of the time in completely
Speaker 1: different areas. Why. Some guys might find lots of space
Speaker 1: and no talking extremely attractive, So might have worked in
Speaker 1: your favor. Sounds like my co hosts aren't a big
Speaker 1: fan of your dating strategy though. Sorry Morgan. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: I don't know if I was either. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I can't imagine someone being like, how was your date? Oh?
Speaker 1: It was great? I saw him for three minutes. Well
Speaker 1: let me explain. Okay, Okay, So James and I met online. Okay.
Speaker 1: I really liked his profile. I felt like he just
Speaker 1: sort of had this like twinkle in his eye that
Speaker 1: really liked someone I think of Santa Clause. Yes, sure, yeah,
Speaker 1: he made some sort of comment. He said something like
Speaker 1: I'm a social introvert ready to enjoy the city. And
Speaker 1: I don't know, I really liked that and we started chatting.
Speaker 1: So our schedules were really kind of tight and crazy
Speaker 1: and well, so some some backstory. I actually I'm a
Speaker 1: dancer on the side, and that is not what sorry,
Speaker 1: get the mind out of the gutther here. I'm a
Speaker 1: pro dancer and I was invited to perform with a
Speaker 1: few of my friends at this local Irish festival. Oh
Speaker 1: are you like an Irish step dancer? Is that what
Speaker 1: you do? Yeah, it's one of the things that I do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I I kind of thought, you know what, like
Speaker 1: maybe this is a great thing to invite James too,
Speaker 1: because it's something different cultural and it can kind of
Speaker 1: show him this different side of me. That's you know,
Speaker 1: it's important to me. And he said himself, as an introvert,
Speaker 1: he wants to get out and see stuff, and maybe
Speaker 1: Irish dancing as one of those things. Yeah. So here's
Speaker 1: the thing, though, my mom was in this big that
Speaker 1: she comes to the festival too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, she
Speaker 1: wanted to watch me, which I get how could I
Speaker 1: say no to that? So no, but it's like Mom,
Speaker 1: I've been doing this for my whole life, Like, do
Speaker 1: you really need to see this? So to get around it?
Speaker 1: I told James, I was like, okay, let's meet for
Speaker 1: a drink right before. Nothing like Irish dancing with a
Speaker 1: little bit of yeah alcoholic. Yeah, everybody dances better when
Speaker 1: they're a little bit chips, I do, That's right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's how Irish do it, okay me. But it was
Speaker 1: like really brief. I mean, we had won drink, I
Speaker 1: buzzled it down and then had to go, okay, so
Speaker 1: you didn't get a lot of time with him at
Speaker 1: that point. No, So this is where like the real
Speaker 1: problem started. There was not really anywhere to stand, I guess.
Speaker 1: And I had introduced him to my mom right before
Speaker 1: I left to go, like you know, to the backstage area,
Speaker 1: and he stood and he ended up standing and watched
Speaker 1: the show next to my mom are leaving. But yeah, no,
Speaker 1: my mom's awesome. She's really awesome. She's very see the
Speaker 1: type of mom that would be like grilling him with
Speaker 1: questions the entire time that I am like positive I
Speaker 1: can say, like she's not that type. Okay, So after
Speaker 1: the dance, you go meet up with him. What's their
Speaker 1: vibe together. It's people are people happy. So that's where
Speaker 1: there's a problem. Um. So we finished our number and
Speaker 1: instead of like just being done and getting to go
Speaker 1: back into the crowd, they like ushered us into this
Speaker 1: VIP tent where they wanted to do like pictures and
Speaker 1: meat and greets. And I had no idea that that
Speaker 1: was going to happen. And meanwhile, you know, James is
Speaker 1: waiting out there, and I felt so sad. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: even if you do get him into the tent, it's
Speaker 1: like you're taking pictures totally. So I found a brief
Speaker 1: moment that I texted him and I was like, I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry, I'll be out really soon, okay, And what
Speaker 1: did he say that He respond He was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: no problem, and me and your mom are having a
Speaker 1: great time. Don't even come back. It ended up taking
Speaker 1: over an hour. I wouldn't have hung around either, I know,
Speaker 1: I at that point I kind of saw he would
Speaker 1: have left, but I did. I found James and my mom.
Speaker 1: They were still together. Oh over an hour with your mother.
Speaker 1: That's a good sign. If he stuck around long enough
Speaker 1: through all of that, that must mean he either really
Speaker 1: really likes you or he really really likes your mom,
Speaker 1: or he doesn't know how to say no and get
Speaker 1: out of social situation is a classic introvert. So I
Speaker 1: apologized profusely, and I mean fust okay, like I get it,
Speaker 1: it's okay. But and he was like, I can only
Speaker 1: stay another ten minutes. So it was like totally like
Speaker 1: we just basically chatted until he then had to leave.
Speaker 1: And and now, of course he's not responding to my
Speaker 1: tech And how long has it been since the festival.
Speaker 1: It's been like a week and half. Oh my god. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: What did your mom say about him? She loved it.
Speaker 1: Oh good, that's a good sign. Yeah, Like I really
Speaker 1: would like to do like a redo, yeah that we'll
Speaker 1: do it more dinner in a movie or something. All right, well,
Speaker 1: let's get to work here. We're going to play a song,
Speaker 1: come back and call James to see how he felt
Speaker 1: about your date together. And if James doesn't answer, then
Speaker 1: we'll call your mom and ask her about James. Either way,
Speaker 1: we're getting some answers when we do your second date update,
Speaker 1: next second update. You know they say that you can
Speaker 1: tell a lot about a woman just by looking at
Speaker 1: her mom. Oh okay, haven't you heard that. Does that
Speaker 1: work the same for dad's No, I don't think it's
Speaker 1: it's just the mom's Okay. Moms are a telescope into
Speaker 1: the future. Yeah, okay, yeah, look, I know this. This
Speaker 1: is already started off a second date, but in this
Speaker 1: case it actually applies because Morgan's date, James, spent most
Speaker 1: of the time hanging out with Morgan's mom. Yeah, an
Speaker 1: entire hour together, because Morgan was busy dancing and shaking
Speaker 1: hands up on stage and then behind the stage. The
Speaker 1: good thing is that her mom and James were getting
Speaker 1: along really well. Yeah, thankfully, so says her mother. And
Speaker 1: the fact that he didn't leave, Yeah, that's a good sign.
Speaker 1: And sorry, we may have asked you this already, Morgan,
Speaker 1: but your mom and dad are they still together? Yeah,
Speaker 1: they've been together for a long time. Okay, well happily together.
Speaker 1: I should have said, thinking that the mom is moving
Speaker 1: in on her many I'm just for me, it's a
Speaker 1: strange concept to have your mom get along with your date,
Speaker 1: but that that just might be a reflection on my parents. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's cool and she's happily married. Okay, So really, whatever
Speaker 1: you're thinking, don't think it because it's impossible. Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna stop my thinking. What are you thinking? Why do
Speaker 1: you think James isn't calling asked the question. I think
Speaker 1: that it's just because he was annoyed, think that I
Speaker 1: wasted his time, which I feel bad I did waste
Speaker 1: his time. I mean probably was just sort of like
Speaker 1: if this girl is so self centered? And yeah, we're
Speaker 1: just gonna James and interrogate him right off the bat.
Speaker 1: Let's do this. Okay, hell, oh you actually picked up Actually,
Speaker 1: well this is James right, Yeah, okay, now we can
Speaker 1: do Oh wow, James, what's up my man? You're on
Speaker 1: the radio now with Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Whoa,
Speaker 1: who was right? I'm not sure what's going on is
Speaker 1: we heard that you went out with one of our
Speaker 1: listeners named Morgan the other day. This is really awkward. Well,
Speaker 1: who I mean? She actually feels pretty bad about your date.
Speaker 1: She didn't realize that she wouldn't be able to hang
Speaker 1: out with you for a whole hour, like that's a
Speaker 1: long time her intention. Yeah, that was too bad. I
Speaker 1: was really looking forward to hanging out. She said the
Speaker 1: same thing about you. She really was hoping to get
Speaker 1: off the stage and back to you as quickly as possible.
Speaker 1: But it was totally out of her control. It was
Speaker 1: kind of weird too, because like her mom was there,
Speaker 1: and yeah, weird about that. Oh my god. We were
Speaker 1: all so she told us the story, and we were
Speaker 1: all shocked when she said that you were still hanging
Speaker 1: out with her mom at the end of all of this, Like,
Speaker 1: we thought for sure you would have bailed. Nobody would
Speaker 1: have thought bad of you if you did. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: kind of got stuck there, huh. Yeah. And I mean
Speaker 1: I liked her mom. She was cool and honest and stuff.
Speaker 1: But after a half hour of hanging out and learning
Speaker 1: all about Morgan's childhood, I started running out of stuff
Speaker 1: to say. Rundown, Wait a minute, what do you mean
Speaker 1: by learning about her child the year zero to twelve
Speaker 1: or thirteen? How far did you get into Well, she
Speaker 1: was just kind of saying like that she's always been
Speaker 1: this way since she was a kid, a little flaky.
Speaker 1: She called her daughter flakey. Yeah, yeah, and that was
Speaker 1: kind of crazy she said that, and I suffer. I mean,
Speaker 1: I said, yeah, maybe she's flaky, but she's nice and fun.
Speaker 1: I don't think Flakey's the worst thing you could say
Speaker 1: about somebody like my best friends super flaky, she's kind
Speaker 1: of crazy. Jeans's note has met her for all of
Speaker 1: two minutes, and now he's defending her. And then I said,
Speaker 1: is this a bad thing for me to pursue her?
Speaker 1: She's not ready for a relationship? Oh? Sight up as
Speaker 1: her mom that the person that's a good person to ask. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So her mom was like, it's up to you, but
Speaker 1: there are other options. Oh wow, she's trying to talk
Speaker 1: you out of dating her daughter. Hold other options? What
Speaker 1: is she saying? What are the other options? Yeah? So
Speaker 1: that's when I got scared, because I thought she'd say
Speaker 1: herself yeah, but she brought up Morgan's younger sister Taylor.
Speaker 1: Oh no, Oh my gosh, what do you say to that?
Speaker 1: Talk about fism? Well, hold on, guy, that is so
Speaker 1: low of a mother. You don't even know what happened. Well,
Speaker 1: she said to me that Taylor's single two and definitely
Speaker 1: won't flake on you. I mean, you got to get
Speaker 1: a photo of Taylor before you can make a final
Speaker 1: decision on that that's inappropriate unless she's hot. Yeah, she
Speaker 1: showed me. Um said, here's the pictures. And so I
Speaker 1: haven't met her sister. Yeah, but her mom gave me
Speaker 1: her contact, and so you're gonna do it. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean we might hang out this weekend. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, no, wonder you're not calling Morgan back to
Speaker 1: set up another day. That actually be worse. Yes, that's worse.
Speaker 1: Date with Gosh. I know Morgan is a little bit
Speaker 1: of a flake, so I I don't know if she's
Speaker 1: hung up by now. I'm flaked out on this call,
Speaker 1: but she should be on the other line wanting to
Speaker 1: talk to you. James. Oh Man, what, Yeah, that's Morgan.
Speaker 1: You're still there. You know. I am here and I'm
Speaker 1: literally about to burst. I don't even know what to
Speaker 1: say right now. I don't even know who to be met,
Speaker 1: my mom, my sister or James, Like, well, hey, I
Speaker 1: mean you could have left the VFP can anytime. I mean,
Speaker 1: your mom said this stuff happens all the time and
Speaker 1: said you're super late and never show I. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm at this stage in my life where I need
Speaker 1: someone that's going to be there for me. I mean,
Speaker 1: this is comical at this point. Okay. I did not
Speaker 1: know that I was going to be kept like that.
Speaker 1: I had no idea. I was told from the start
Speaker 1: this was going to be a ten minute thing, and
Speaker 1: I thought that you were the type of person that
Speaker 1: was such a go with the flow personality that could
Speaker 1: be cool enough to be like, well, hang out later.
Speaker 1: But clearly I get it now, Like I really get it.
Speaker 1: You stayed because my mom kept telling you more things
Speaker 1: about my sister, my cute little sister, and then you
Speaker 1: got more interested in her, and so then that's why
Speaker 1: you didn't leave, because you were like, yeah, tell me
Speaker 1: more about your sister. Has this ever happened to you before?
Speaker 1: Has has mom stolen one of your boyfriends and handed
Speaker 1: her off to the younger sister before? Never? Okay, Okay, wow, Morgan.
Speaker 1: Obviously there was something going on, and you need to
Speaker 1: have a conversation with your mom. But I don't think
Speaker 1: you can really blame him. Like if you were standing
Speaker 1: there with somebody's dad and the dad's like this guy sucks,
Speaker 1: you'd believe the dad, I mean you would. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's known you longer than I have. I didn't know
Speaker 1: what to do. I mean, yeah, James, No, she's known
Speaker 1: me longer than you. Duff. Yeah, Morgan, I really hate
Speaker 1: to bring this up. But weren't we supposed to do
Speaker 1: this call a week ago and then we had to
Speaker 1: reschedule because you had a conflict. Is that true? Oh wow,
Speaker 1: that's why it's been a week and a half since
Speaker 1: we called. She really wanted to call after a few days.
Speaker 1: Isn't that right, Morgan? It's right. But I'm not am
Speaker 1: just gonna even like let that blow over. I'm so sorry. Okay, Carol,
Speaker 1: just own your flakiness. Okay, it's fine, I am not flaky. Okay.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what to do at this point.
Speaker 1: I have to call my mom like immediately and game
Speaker 1: you better not see my sister. And that's all I'm
Speaker 1: thinking of nowt Like, this is crossing the lines? Are
Speaker 1: you still interested in James? No, but he's still not
Speaker 1: allowed to see my sisters. That checks out normally. What
Speaker 1: we do here is I would offer to send you
Speaker 1: and Morgan out on another date, and we would pay
Speaker 1: for it. But what I'm going to do instead is
Speaker 1: ask you to not see Morgan's sister. Hey, we'll give
Speaker 1: you money to not see her. I mean, it's a
Speaker 1: gift card, but it still counts. What do you say? Yeah,
Speaker 1: a gift card is nice? But I'm just going to
Speaker 1: keep texting her. Are you kidding? I mean, I've already
Speaker 1: gone through all this. I mean as well, just see
Speaker 1: what happens now. Wow, it doesn't work out, you know what?
Speaker 1: James like mother like daughter. Let me how you a
Speaker 1: little bit about my sister time freak and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the Morning be here same time tomorrow because Morgan agreed
Speaker 1: yes to do an awkward Tuesday phone call with her mom.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, it's gonna be fireworks tomorrow at seven
Speaker 1: thirty and Jeffrey in the Morning. You just heard it
Speaker 1: from Brooke. Morgan has agreed to come back on the
Speaker 1: show tomorrow in an awkward Tuesday phone call. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: I'm freaking out. Yeah, and I heard her talking to
Speaker 1: our producer off the air, and she was saying, how
Speaker 1: could my mom do this to me? I can't believe it.
Speaker 1: I want to hear it from her. Yeah, That's what
Speaker 1: I was saying. And I'm not even hurt. So my god,
Speaker 1: she's having a hard time believing that this actually happened.
Speaker 1: The original plan was for me to confront my mom tomorrow,
Speaker 1: but we're gonna have to push that conversation back to
Speaker 1: a later time. Let somebody else confront their mother. That
Speaker 1: one doesn't sound as funny, So don't miss at same
Speaker 1: time tomorrow. The drama will continue. If you missed any
Speaker 1: of today's second date update, we're gonna have it up
Speaker 1: online on Spotify or anywhere you get your podcasts at
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey Broke and Jeffrey in the morning, I
Speaker 1: was checking emails yesterday, Okay, and I came across a
Speaker 1: really weird message. It was from a therapist who apparently
Speaker 1: listens to the show, and they wrote, after hearing several
Speaker 1: segments from your radio program, I fear that you may
Speaker 1: suffer from a superiority complex, a god complex, and a
Speaker 1: persecution complex, and I would strongly recommend my services. Are
Speaker 1: you sure they are talking about you? Yeah? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: was like, what, how dare you write that to me?
Speaker 1: Do you know who you're sending this email to? Okay,
Speaker 1: if that was your response, I could actually maybe see
Speaker 1: where she's But then I stepped back and I remembered, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm on Brooks computer, so I am good. That was
Speaker 1: a really course because the only complex that I'm familiar
Speaker 1: with is the apartment complex next to the courthouse where
Speaker 1: several people saw Jose gathering audio was like, well, I
Speaker 1: would never get text like that. I know some people
Speaker 1: are saying I would never go down to the courthouse me,
Speaker 1: but luckily Jose did for a brand new what You're
Speaker 1: doing at the Courthouse coming up at eighteen. You know,
Speaker 1: there's many different types of courts in this country, basketball courts,
Speaker 1: food courts, guest rooms at the Courtyard Marriott. But our
Speaker 1: favorite kind of court is the judicial kind. O we
Speaker 1: love justice on this show. Yes, it's Brooke and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning and practically lawyer. Yeah we are, and
Speaker 1: that's what makes us license to do this segment what
Speaker 1: You're doing at the Courthouse, where we go down to
Speaker 1: the courthouse and just ask the folks there a simple question,
Speaker 1: what you do another courthouse? Back in June five, I
Speaker 1: favocated a company through Wells Fargo and back then Laser
Speaker 1: Prentice High Check. So I just signed my home payroll checks.
Speaker 1: So it was a fake company to begin with. Yes,
Speaker 1: and you wrote your own checks. That's how they got me.
Speaker 1: I did eight checks, eleven days, three hundred and ninety
Speaker 1: five thousand dollars. Wells Fargo eyed me. I Batman. That's
Speaker 1: a lot of money. What did you do with that
Speaker 1: money when I bought my fifty five band? Dad? Oh?
Speaker 1: The car Harley out a Kickstarter? You what did the
Speaker 1: ladies think about that? Can I say it? Say whatever
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Speaker 1: cops on that Harley? Did his voice sounds like a
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Speaker 1: good old day before I was born. What you're doing
Speaker 1: at the courthouse? A cop tried to give me a
Speaker 1: d UI when there was no alcohol involved. So you're
Speaker 1: out driving, you're partying one night? Oh not partying? Oh,
Speaker 1: not partying at all. Yeah. Wait, did he give you
Speaker 1: a sobriety test? I don't know. Did he make you
Speaker 1: like walking a line or did you do the alphabet one? Well,
Speaker 1: actually gave me his bull sobriety test that nobody could
Speaker 1: pass because he was screaming in my face. And you
Speaker 1: don't really remember what that was. Remember what was someone
Speaker 1: still waits. That's amentety, but after the sobriety anyway, thank
Speaker 1: you for this interview, sir. What interview ding's what you're
Speaker 1: doing at the courthouse where we go down to the
Speaker 1: courthouse and ask a simple question what you're doing at
Speaker 1: the courthouse? You know, I'm just just interning, interning, you know,
Speaker 1: interning to be what. I'm not sure yet, but I'm
Speaker 1: trying to get experience and see where it goes from there.
Speaker 1: So what makes you so interested in courthouses? To be honest,
Speaker 1: c s I. Okay, you know, my my mom wanted me,
Speaker 1: wanted me to be a doctor. My dad wanted me
Speaker 1: to be a lawyer. I don't I don't want to
Speaker 1: be either, but I felt like, you know, that CSI
Speaker 1: stuff was the in between. What's the most intriguing part
Speaker 1: about it? I'd probably say, work like like a crime lab.
Speaker 1: And also, like CSI, after you cracked the cave, you
Speaker 1: get a hot chick next to you, right, Hey, that's
Speaker 1: the goal too, just like the TV show. Hey exactly,
Speaker 1: you know, like, have yany for both? I don't know
Speaker 1: what version of CSI, oh, I mean, if it's anything
Speaker 1: like CSI Miami. Yeah, he's got a lot of gorgeous
Speaker 1: women around, so I think it's just a lot more
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Speaker 1: You know, maybe we're all wrong and he's just gonna
Speaker 1: be like swarmed by gorgeous wiping What you're doing in
Speaker 1: the courthouse. I just gotta see one of my kiss
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Speaker 1: money talk bush all day loans, I mean all night
Speaker 1: long too, every day, no, every day, and you be
Speaker 1: it's just fine what I do get. I'm in love
Speaker 1: shut out to Linda fay Joe, I do that all day.
Speaker 1: You are a lucky woman. Yes, this is got jealous.
Speaker 1: I know next time you guys that this dude is
Speaker 1: walking around the streets without a record deal, and you
Speaker 1: didn't jump on top of that. That's true. I should
Speaker 1: have called one of the record label reps and been like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I discovered him. You want to see
Speaker 1: him open for post malone? Yeah, said banging body healthy,
Speaker 1: giving this body to me? Oh yeah. If Bieber would
Speaker 1: use that line, it's Grammy's but him he ends up
Speaker 1: in jail. Come on, gun justice for Ricky Jones. Come in.
Speaker 1: What you're doing at the courthouse. Well, I'm here with
Speaker 1: my wife. She's here on a felony charge which she
Speaker 1: did not commit. Wink wink, nudge nudge. Now I gotta
Speaker 1: ask you a random question. You're liking a cigarette. I
Speaker 1: just saw you put a piece of paper on the cigarette.
Speaker 1: What was that about? My cigarette broke? So that was
Speaker 1: a rolling paper. Oh so you kind of like doctored
Speaker 1: it a little bit, Yes, sir. I usually buy a
Speaker 1: pound of tobacco, which is it's two cartons. So that's
Speaker 1: like two thousand cigarettes and that lasts us at least
Speaker 1: half a month. Oh older, you look like you're seventeen
Speaker 1: years old. Yeah, dude, I know. I mean, it's it's
Speaker 1: all the hardcore narcotic abuse. I pickled myself and they
Speaker 1: those drugs acted as a preservative. So because you did
Speaker 1: all these drugs in a way, you preserved your body. Yes,
Speaker 1: And I don't advocate that. I mean, if he's snorting
Speaker 1: botox as well, I don't know, but you did look great.
Speaker 1: Whatever it is, Kim kardash she is going to be
Speaker 1: jumping on that trend as soon as possible. I do
Speaker 1: don't know cigarettes. I think in five Yeah, that's what
Speaker 1: you're doing at the courthouse. Brook and Jeffrey in the
Speaker 1: morning got another NEWBI alert because Katie from Oak Harbor
Speaker 1: is going to be taken on Brook for the very
Speaker 1: first time. Katie is a stay at home mom with
Speaker 1: three kids, which is perfect because Brooke has been saying
Speaker 1: all morning she's been dying to smack talk a mother
Speaker 1: of three. So how tired are you? Yeah? Oh Katie, Katie,
Speaker 1: how are you doing this morning? I'm good. I don't
Speaker 1: think I've ever called any of the numbers you guys
Speaker 1: have said to call. And all of a sudden, he's like,
Speaker 1: this is a producer. I'm like, wait, am I getting pranked? Like?
Speaker 1: Out of all the days, what made you want to
Speaker 1: call in today? No idea? Oh, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: just like screw it. Let's call him? Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: your mother three. You just run on instinct. Job, but
Speaker 1: there's not enough time to think about actions. Yeah, just
Speaker 1: kind of go with the flow and clean up the
Speaker 1: mess along the way, pretty much. Okay, let's get you
Speaker 1: a hundu in your pocket thing, Katie. Let's send Broke
Speaker 1: out of the studio before we start asking the questions.
Speaker 1: You know the game works. We got thirty seconds to
Speaker 1: answer as many as possible. If you don't know when,
Speaker 1: you could say pass. But you have to beat Brooke
Speaker 1: outright to win. Are you ready? Yeah? Are your children nearby?
Speaker 1: They're not, they're at schools. Yes, you might actually be
Speaker 1: able to focus enough to answer some of these rights.
Speaker 1: Good luck. Your time starts now. Actor Christian Bale celebrates
Speaker 1: a birthday today. Is he in his forties or fifties?
Speaker 1: He's in it? What is the name of the skinny
Speaker 1: long object used to check the oil in your car?
Speaker 1: The dipper in the Bugs Bunny cartoons? Who is the
Speaker 1: hunter who always is chasing him? What was the name
Speaker 1: of the little boy in Beauty and the Beast who
Speaker 1: was turned into a tea cup? Vodka ginger beer and
Speaker 1: lime make up. What cocktail? Oh, I don't know your beer.
Speaker 1: When it came to the children's stuff, Katie was all over. Yeah,
Speaker 1: She's like, I haven't a drink in a while. She's
Speaker 1: a good mom. We're gonna bring in a bad mom
Speaker 1: into the studio. It's good to have you back. I'm
Speaker 1: just kidding. I'm kidding, Katie. I see on the phone
Speaker 1: screener here that you love to craft and you also
Speaker 1: love to collect pets. How many pets do you have?
Speaker 1: You steal people's pets, so I get on Craigslist too often.
Speaker 1: And two cats, a dog, hams, a bunny, and we
Speaker 1: just got six chickens. Oh chi, You really do just
Speaker 1: go off of instinct, whatever you're feeling like that day.
Speaker 1: It's like, how could I make my life more chaotic?
Speaker 1: I think you are correct. I must be like a
Speaker 1: glutton for punishment. That's great though, Oh my god, and
Speaker 1: you get free eggs right now? Yeah? All right, Brook,
Speaker 1: cheer up. I'm ready, here we go. Your time starts now.
Speaker 1: Actor Christian Bale celebrates a birthday to day. Is he
Speaker 1: in his forties or fifties? Fifties? What is the name
Speaker 1: of the skinny long object used to check the oil
Speaker 1: in your car, dipstick in the Bugs Bunny cartoons? Who's
Speaker 1: the hunter who is always chasing him around? Yosemite? Sam?
Speaker 1: What is the name of the little boy in Beauty
Speaker 1: and the Beast who was turned into a teacup? Pass? Vodka?
Speaker 1: Ginger beer and lime makeup? What cocktail? Brook? Musco mule?
Speaker 1: What's the amount of kittens in a litter? I'm going
Speaker 1: to say six jumped over him. Let's go to the
Speaker 1: scoreboard and check out how you did with Josey's Joy,
Speaker 1: but Joy, Katie, you got too correct today, sang it?
Speaker 1: Hold on, we don't know how you did there. Katie's
Speaker 1: solid pretty man all right in Brook? Yeah, you got
Speaker 1: three just out there, very close game. We'll go with
Speaker 1: the answers here for everybody. Actor Christian Bale celebrates a birthday.
Speaker 1: He is in his forties, still forty nine? Are you serious?
Speaker 1: It's because he commits so hard to his roles that
Speaker 1: he just like devastates his body. Yeah, and he's been
Speaker 1: around for so long, I mean yeah, when he came
Speaker 1: out with Newsies, right, everybody was there with me. The
Speaker 1: name of the skinny long object that you checked the
Speaker 1: oil in your car with is called the dip stick.
Speaker 1: You couldn't give you a dipper, Katie, dipper, right, you
Speaker 1: know that dippy thing? I check it. In the Bugs
Speaker 1: Bunny cartoons, the hunter that's chasing bugs around is Elmer.
Speaker 1: Somebody has beef. But yeah. In Beauty and the Beast,
Speaker 1: Chip is the little boy who was turned into a teacup.
Speaker 1: I couldn't think of his name to save my life. Vodka,
Speaker 1: ginger beer and line makeup a Moscow mule. And there's
Speaker 1: an average of six kittens in a litter. You know
Speaker 1: a lot of barn cats where I grew up, you know, Katie. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: can't give you any money here, but just for playing,
Speaker 1: you do win a four pack of tickets to the
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Speaker 1: kids and all my cuts to the boat pets. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you enjoys loose. Thank you so much for playing. We'll
Speaker 1: be back to do win Brooks Bucks same time tomorrow
Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,