Speaker 1: Okay, I am now recording in the new studio. It's
Speaker 1: going to be a little loud. Yeah, this is this
Speaker 1: going to be your permanent residence. I don't think so
Speaker 1: because it's in the middle of the home. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: it won't be. Tell us about your new home. Congratulations,
Speaker 1: muzzletop is my people say, thank you very very very
Speaker 1: very much. It's under construction still. Yeah. DWP just came through,
Speaker 1: so you have gas. Not a lot of stuff is
Speaker 1: to code. I see. I got some fixings to do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's exciting. That room you're in is really cool.
Speaker 1: It's got one of those library ladders listeners. I love
Speaker 1: a library ladder. I'm a sucker for a library ladder.
Speaker 1: You could be like Bell and swing. What is she sing? Yes? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's her opening song? What's her opening song? And come on, Donald,
Speaker 1: this is your business? Do you want to know it
Speaker 1: for real? Do you want me to sing it? I
Speaker 1: just want you sing one line there it goes the
Speaker 1: baker with his tree always. Yes, so you can sing
Speaker 1: Old Red and Rose to sell. You can sing now
Speaker 1: on your on your library ladder. No, I don't want
Speaker 1: to do that. Oh isn't this amazing? It's my favorite
Speaker 1: part because you see you make a lovely Bell Donald audience.
Speaker 1: He has gotten up on the ladder audience. He's sliding
Speaker 1: on the ladder. I saw this meme that was like,
Speaker 1: if she's the only one that reads in this town
Speaker 1: and he loans of the books for free, this is
Speaker 1: obviously a front. Yes you're saying it's a weed store.
Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on that's going down. How
Speaker 1: is that got making money? I mean I made the
Speaker 1: mistake of walking well it wasn't a mistake, but I
Speaker 1: was just really young, but I walked into a record
Speaker 1: store to try and buy like Bell Bib DeVos Poison
Speaker 1: or something like that, and it was a record store front.
Speaker 1: Really they were selling weed in there, so but they
Speaker 1: fronted like it was a record store. So they had
Speaker 1: all the posters up and shit like that, but no story,
Speaker 1: no inventory, no one record. And he shot and I
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, you got that new Bell Devote And
Speaker 1: he looked at me. He was like, nah, though, that
Speaker 1: new Belle's good to see you. I was just in
Speaker 1: New York um doing a Pailee Center panel? How did
Speaker 1: that go? For Bill's new show? Was very funny, lots
Speaker 1: of laughs. Can you see those online, Joel, is that
Speaker 1: something people can watch? I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 1: We'll google it, but you can. We did a panel
Speaker 1: everyone but mister Ford was there and it was a blast.
Speaker 1: We laughed our butts off. Shows really good. I know.
Speaker 1: I can say that because I I only directed one episode.
Speaker 1: It's not like it's my baby or anything, so I
Speaker 1: can tell you objectively it's very, very funny and very
Speaker 1: heartfelt and I think you're gonna love it, and everybody
Speaker 1: check it out. It's on an Apple TV plus the
Speaker 1: first three drop, not the whole thing, the first three
Speaker 1: you know, I prefer it when streaming services just let
Speaker 1: you watch the whole thing straight up. That's just me.
Speaker 1: I like looking forward, like with White Load of season
Speaker 1: two as an example. I loved the old school feeling
Speaker 1: and be like, oh my god, we have to wait
Speaker 1: till next week. I like that it makes you talk
Speaker 1: about it all week. I hate great I do that.
Speaker 1: I don't like it. I like watching the movie. I
Speaker 1: don't like watching this all right, But as a producer
Speaker 1: of content, don't you find that I talked about it?
Speaker 1: Talk about it more if you string it out. I
Speaker 1: don't just binge it you. If you just binge the
Speaker 1: whole thing, you might like the next day be like, oh,
Speaker 1: I've been such and such it was good. Meanwhile, stringing
Speaker 1: it out for weeks, you're like, oh my god, are
Speaker 1: you watching White Load of Season two? It's so good.
Speaker 1: I don't know if stranger things everybody beinged stranger things,
Speaker 1: and that wasn't a you know what I mean or
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just feel like I feel like
Speaker 1: I like the movie better you know what I mean
Speaker 1: than the show. That's just me though, Okay, I hear you.
Speaker 1: Um did you watch my nephew got me all excited
Speaker 1: to watch this video game show that everyone's very into.
Speaker 1: I did not want. Oh my god, yes, listen. I
Speaker 1: knew nothing about it, and I was excited because it
Speaker 1: got you know, everyone loves it. It's my nephew's favorite
Speaker 1: video game. I got all stoked. I'm watching it. I'm
Speaker 1: proud of happy for everyone involved, and I'm like, oh, zombies,
Speaker 1: come on, but everyone was the most inventive zombies I've
Speaker 1: ever seen. They're really cool, like that opening scene in
Speaker 1: the first movie. But it's like a talk show back
Speaker 1: in the sixties and they're explaining what would happen if
Speaker 1: fungus could live inside of humans. Like immediately, I was like,
Speaker 1: I am so freaked out horrified. Actually does exist, It
Speaker 1: actually does exist. As what we've found out in the news.
Speaker 1: If you read if if in facts its yeah, I listen.
Speaker 1: You know, maybe like a zombie You like zombie movies? Donald,
Speaker 1: you watch a zombie show. I fucking hate zombie movie.
Speaker 1: Why do you lost? Zombies? It's the same shit over
Speaker 1: and over and over and over and over and over
Speaker 1: and over and over and over and over. Yo. I
Speaker 1: can tell you this. Look, check this out. Dawn of
Speaker 1: the Dead and what's the name of that show? Resident
Speaker 1: Evil video game? And what's the name of that Walking Dead? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And World War Z And guess what they all have
Speaker 1: in common the same plot zombie. There's nothing every now
Speaker 1: and then create some some unique way of how they're
Speaker 1: created or something like that. But for the most part,
Speaker 1: it's the same shit over and over. And you know
Speaker 1: what the plot of a zombie movie is? What zombies?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, do you guys like the trope of
Speaker 1: like Lone Wolf and Little Cub I know you do. Listen.
Speaker 1: We're in the minority. This is a hugely popular show,
Speaker 1: and I'm happy for everyone involved. I'm just zombies are
Speaker 1: not my jam my nephew. But damn it, you must
Speaker 1: have played the game like he obviously has a connection
Speaker 1: to the game. He loves the music, he loves the characters. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and how faithful it is to the game is what's
Speaker 1: really what people are really happy about. Especially after Uncharted,
Speaker 1: which is also the based on a game made by
Speaker 1: the same company. People were like, well that you know,
Speaker 1: no hate sucked, but Last of Us is extremely faithful
Speaker 1: and Pedro Pascal Bella Ramsey in my humble opinion, sure
Speaker 1: he's gonna host SNL with Coldplay. I'll be tuning in.
Speaker 1: I went to SNL too, which was so fun. Bill
Speaker 1: and I went on a mandate. Bill and I had
Speaker 1: the best mandate. Fuck you ah, you want girl, We
Speaker 1: don't go on mandates anymore. You don't like to be
Speaker 1: up past eight thirty, I don't. You're right, I don't. Um.
Speaker 1: Bill and I went to a really nice dinner and
Speaker 1: then we went to see comedy at the Comedy Cellar
Speaker 1: in Manhattan on McDougall, which is the best comedy place
Speaker 1: in Manhattan. And my stepsister was on Jessica Kerson, who's
Speaker 1: a hilarious comedian. And then we went to SNL and
Speaker 1: Aubrey Plaza and Sam Smith were on the show, and
Speaker 1: that was so fun. Did he do? Did he do?
Speaker 1: Mommy don't know. I didn't know that with him by
Speaker 1: the way, did did Did she come out too? Oh? Shit? Oh? Daddy, daddy.
Speaker 1: She was under his dress. He was wearing this big
Speaker 1: dress and then he was he was in this giant
Speaker 1: dress and then he lifted up the dress and she
Speaker 1: came out right well you see that. Yes, yeah, she
Speaker 1: crawled right out for him under it and it was adorable.
Speaker 1: She crushes the whole verse. Man so good. Speaking of
Speaker 1: which we're gonna get to it later in the show.
Speaker 1: We have something special for you today. Um. We've I
Speaker 1: did some experimenting with chat GPT is that how you
Speaker 1: say it? Like everyone else's And we've done We have
Speaker 1: some some some AI created scrubs content and some of
Speaker 1: it's beautiful. Some of it's beautiful. There's a scene about
Speaker 1: j D and Turk riding an eagle. M This is
Speaker 1: just just since it's it's a tee it up so
Speaker 1: you don't miss the end of the show. There's a
Speaker 1: scene about j D and Turk discussing guy Love, which
Speaker 1: is very beautiful. Then I asked it to write a
Speaker 1: rap about JD and Turk in the style of Magna
Speaker 1: Stallion and to write a rap in the style of
Speaker 1: Buster Rhymes. The Buster rhymes what is funny? It's like
Speaker 1: J and T now. Busters Now often mentioned himself in
Speaker 1: his raps. I don't remember that from the but who
Speaker 1: doesn't from the Dungeon Dragon? Change your shitty draws because
Speaker 1: your pants are sagging. Chicken, the Choco the Choco lit Chicken,
Speaker 1: the real cock Diesel. Come on, man, Buster Rhyme, the
Speaker 1: rhythm is in sync. My rhymes is on time. Come
Speaker 1: on man. Yeah, I used to I was peeing on
Speaker 1: music videos at the height of the Buster Rhymes sensation.
Speaker 1: They're the best one of the yo. Look one of
Speaker 1: the best mcs to ever do it. Buster Rhymes. That's
Speaker 1: for real, for real, no bulls certainly. Yeah. Well I'm
Speaker 1: saying yeah, like I know, yeah, yeah, like if you
Speaker 1: would ever do, if you would have ever to do
Speaker 1: like a top seventy five, like you know how they
Speaker 1: have the top seventy five NBA players of all time.
Speaker 1: Buster Rhyme is definitely in the top seventy five of
Speaker 1: all time. They wouldn't do it that way, NBA players
Speaker 1: of all time. That's Do you have a favorite bust
Speaker 1: of song? Donald? I have so many favorite but like
Speaker 1: the stuff that he did with like Baby Sham and
Speaker 1: flipmost Squad yea Flipmode. Flipmode is a squad Yeah that
Speaker 1: rerecords fire who But the look that was an introduction
Speaker 1: of Rod Digger, introduction of so many people one of
Speaker 1: them favorites. I don't know move Pardon me, dude, you
Speaker 1: have some of the best, the best line I love Buster,
Speaker 1: but my favorite Buster Rhymes songs song ever is Scenario.
Speaker 1: That's but that's only because of all the other people
Speaker 1: that are on it and how when he it was
Speaker 1: like the introduction to Buster rhymes right, so like you
Speaker 1: knew him if you were a fan of Leaders of
Speaker 1: the New School. That's one of the best songs ever made.
Speaker 1: I the one he did with Janet who Tank Forever?
Speaker 1: All right, Um, I can't contribute to this conversation at all.
Speaker 1: I like listening to let's get to the show down
Speaker 1: phase oncountering stories about show me an stories never so Yeah,
Speaker 1: what a wacky episode this is. I mean, here's the thing,
Speaker 1: this is the last episode I believe before the writers
Speaker 1: strike began. That's what Scrumb's wiki said. And then just
Speaker 1: to remind you what was going on, this is two
Speaker 1: thousand and eight, and the Writer's Guild of America was
Speaker 1: about to take a was about to go on strike.
Speaker 1: But what was interesting is that this is a very
Speaker 1: short season, season seven, because the writers strike. Bill was
Speaker 1: pretty sure the show is ending. I think he thought
Speaker 1: the writers strike would ultimately. I don't think our ratings
Speaker 1: were as high as they used to be, and he
Speaker 1: thought the writer strike might kill it. And so this
Speaker 1: is episode ten of eleven in this season. It's called
Speaker 1: My Waste of Time. And then the eleventh one was
Speaker 1: one which was an homage to Princess Bride and it's
Speaker 1: called My Princess. And I'm really proud of that episode,
Speaker 1: and you've heard me say this before. It's really cool.
Speaker 1: But I think it was unfairly judged because Bill was
Speaker 1: sort of scrambling, and some people thought like it was
Speaker 1: meant to be a you know, a season a series finale,
Speaker 1: but not actually it was meant to be just a
Speaker 1: special episode. But it got kind of treated like, oh,
Speaker 1: we're going out like this, and everyone was like, that's
Speaker 1: how you're ending the show. Um, so rewatch it if
Speaker 1: you're a person who rewatches the show, because I think
Speaker 1: it's a pretty awesome episode of We're gonna discuss it
Speaker 1: next week. Of course we will. I'm just saying it's
Speaker 1: there's just a little tribute about why this season only
Speaker 1: has eleven episodes. I thought this was a very wacky episode.
Speaker 1: I thought it had a lot of funny moments in it.
Speaker 1: Though I laughed a lot. I laughed a lot. It's
Speaker 1: got some wacky ash though they were throwing a lot
Speaker 1: of slot. The kitchen sink was getting thrown. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna put it. I'm just gonna put it like this.
Speaker 1: This is Robert Machio's episode. For some of them, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I can't believe they I can't believe they
Speaker 1: put that. We'll get to it, but I can't believe
Speaker 1: they put that on NBC. I remember this whole ball
Speaker 1: thing being very tricky because you know, they never cut
Speaker 1: to any of the stuff we talk about in balmart
Speaker 1: and they had they shot footage of it, but they
Speaker 1: weren't allowed to use any of the pictures of the
Speaker 1: fake nuts. Yeah. I remember us doing that scene where
Speaker 1: we're looking at the balls and in balmart and we
Speaker 1: were clacking up. And I remember us doing the scene
Speaker 1: in the in the ice house. Yeah, we'll get there,
Speaker 1: we'll get there. But do you do you remember like
Speaker 1: there's this thing called truck nuts that, um, yeah, that
Speaker 1: guys who who are guys and gals who have truck
Speaker 1: hitches on their on their pickup trucks or whatever can
Speaker 1: put these fake balls that hang out. Yes, yeah, and
Speaker 1: they're called truck nuts, right, is that what they're called.
Speaker 1: I just remember, I just remember in the display cases
Speaker 1: they were all sorts of testical things and sometimes some
Speaker 1: of them, some of them just to fill the cases,
Speaker 1: were truck nuts. This is a real thing, actually, for
Speaker 1: those of you think it might be false, people who
Speaker 1: have real Absolutely is you can get a prosthetic U
Speaker 1: testicle if you are self conscious because you've had one
Speaker 1: or two removed. Absolutely. I did not know that, Joel.
Speaker 1: You can double check that, but I'm not. But you
Speaker 1: can't get like a heated one, is my point. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: And I don't think you're allowed to get a third
Speaker 1: one added if you've got two real ones. I think
Speaker 1: I think, well, I don't know, you know, it would
Speaker 1: be kind of cool if that was like a secret
Speaker 1: weapon that you had attached to your body. Yeah, Like
Speaker 1: I'm not laser. No, what about if you had like
Speaker 1: just a unique thing to hit on women like, hey,
Speaker 1: I've got three balls, I've got to see Yeah, and
Speaker 1: she or he is like show me seven ten my
Speaker 1: waste of time. It was written by Andy Schwartz, directed
Speaker 1: by Chris Cotch. I hang out with It, Dy Schwartz
Speaker 1: and Andy Schwartz, as we've told you, is the grandson
Speaker 1: of the legendary Sherman Schwartz, who created many TV shows,
Speaker 1: including The Brady Brunch and Gilligan's Island. Right, Yes, Gilligan's Island.
Speaker 1: Gilligan's Island, which I grew up on. I think I've
Speaker 1: told you that my mom would judge time for me
Speaker 1: as a child. I'd say how much longer and she'd
Speaker 1: say two. Gilligan's Islands. And Chris Cotche, who was one
Speaker 1: of our favorite directors of the show's scrubs. So, doctor
Speaker 1: Cox has become the intern chief of Medicine because Kelso
Speaker 1: has retired. He's the new chief of medic Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: and he wants to be called chief by everybody. I
Speaker 1: understand that. Yes, he would like anyone to refer to
Speaker 1: him as the chief. And they've done. I like his
Speaker 1: and Jordan's little storyline where they sit on the couch
Speaker 1: and do all of the work. While the brain Trust
Speaker 1: has now taken over Kelso's office right at the new clubhouse. Yes,
Speaker 1: the brain Trust has has planted themselves there. They're what
Speaker 1: do you called squad? They're squatting in Kelso's office. Ted
Speaker 1: and Todd and Doug and the janitor have taken it
Speaker 1: over and that's where they plan to hold all their
Speaker 1: try daily Now, keep in mind they have try daily
Speaker 1: brain Trust meetings. How long is each meeting though, I
Speaker 1: don't know. But also, like you know, the janitor, it
Speaker 1: clearly isn't cleaning anything well now on Tuesdays we also
Speaker 1: learn he doesn't clean anything on Tuesdays. The brain Trust does. Yes,
Speaker 1: he makes the brain Trust clean. No, no, no. Ted
Speaker 1: is the lawyer for the hospital. Todd is the top
Speaker 1: surgeon at the hospital. Yes. Doug is the the mortician. Yes, no,
Speaker 1: that's someone do you call it? When? What do you
Speaker 1: call it? When you're a morgue doctor? It's not mortician, Joe,
Speaker 1: will you look that up for us? We fake doctors
Speaker 1: don't know that word. There's a term for it. But anyway,
Speaker 1: he's so farked up. He brings a brain to the
Speaker 1: brain Trust meeting. But that's such a great idea as
Speaker 1: a freaking as a as a mascot, as a mascot,
Speaker 1: he brings a brain. Yeah, yeah, but I don't think
Speaker 1: it's a very responsible of him as a as a
Speaker 1: But it's not responsible for them to have tried daily
Speaker 1: meetings everything either, that's true. I don't think anybody, no
Speaker 1: matter what your job is, should have tried daily meetings. Uh.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's right. Yes, Joel coroner. Oh, he's
Speaker 1: a corner corner. No corner corner hilated to crime. I've
Speaker 1: seen a pathologist, pathologist. That's the pogist, a medical examiner.
Speaker 1: A pathologist is what he is, Okay, I don't know
Speaker 1: if you're out there, and if you're in a hospital,
Speaker 1: you can ye can yell the right answer at your
Speaker 1: phone or your device. I'm pretty sure it's a pathologist,
Speaker 1: because a coroner, I think is crime related. Oh. I
Speaker 1: think there's also a diner. A diner d I e
Speaker 1: n e R. A diner is a morgue worker responsible
Speaker 1: for handling, moving, and cleaning the corpse. No, but that's
Speaker 1: at the morgue when you're getting ready to a funeral.
Speaker 1: I think when when it comes into the hospital, it's
Speaker 1: a pathologist. Pathologist probably in the hospital though, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: but I don't think if I'm not mistaken, you can
Speaker 1: be a mortician and not a doctor, right yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: Pathologists performed the autopsies to determine the cause of death.
Speaker 1: So that's probably what we're talking about here, all right.
Speaker 1: There's so many doctors and nurses screaming devices right now.
Speaker 1: I think Doug is a pathologist. Yes, well I'm the
Speaker 1: one who decided that, so thank you. Um. There's an
Speaker 1: issue with plum It wasn't official until I said it.
Speaker 1: Just say you decided it, but I made it official,
Speaker 1: so I got it. Thank you for that. Hey, um, Daniel, No,
Speaker 1: not Daniel, Well Daniel, you can listen to but um,
Speaker 1: I meant totals um. There's an issue with Plumbox now
Speaker 1: plumbrs we established way many seasons ago with head lock
Speaker 1: there and which is which is a you know, commentary
Speaker 1: on how these drugs are pushed into doctors by their
Speaker 1: sales reps. And now we learned this many years later
Speaker 1: that plum mox could be killing people who take it
Speaker 1: if they have diabetes. They ask Kelly call Kelso to
Speaker 1: see if he'll help with this new issue, and he
Speaker 1: starts cackling. He's like, that ain't my problem anymore. I
Speaker 1: don't work there, right, I'm over it. Now. Elliot becomes
Speaker 1: obsessed with if she is guilty of excuse me, responsible
Speaker 1: for losing a patient because of this new plumox problem,
Speaker 1: and she's going to go seek him out, and that
Speaker 1: is sort of the main storyline for GD and Elliott,
Speaker 1: that he's going to go with her and help find
Speaker 1: a patient that she's concerned she may have caused harm too.
Speaker 1: She wants to make sure he's alive. Meanwhile, Yeah, and
Speaker 1: we think it's for certain reasons, and it turns out
Speaker 1: to be for another Yes and Turk storyline really focuses
Speaker 1: around Carla wants another baby. Yes, and I don't understand
Speaker 1: what Turks. I know. Turke is like, yo, dude, I
Speaker 1: don't know if we can afford or even if we
Speaker 1: can't afford, you know the way that you jumped into
Speaker 1: it isn't necessarily you know, you're just springing it on
Speaker 1: me and I have to agree with it. Like, but Turk,
Speaker 1: get over it, dude, that's sex. That's so much sex, man,
Speaker 1: And that you know, Turk is based off of Donald
Speaker 1: phase on it And I don't mean to speak to
Speaker 1: myself and person. I don't mean to speak to myself
Speaker 1: and a third person. But if it were me, right,
Speaker 1: I would shut the fuck up and start fucking right well.
Speaker 1: At the end of the episode, Turk pulls a full
Speaker 1: Donald phase on and acquiesces when he learns that he
Speaker 1: can have sex and every time, anytime he wants for
Speaker 1: a month, he can tap her shoulder. Yes, and she
Speaker 1: got to give it up. Yeah, so that was very
Speaker 1: Donald phaise on eskue of Turk. That sounds like the
Speaker 1: best deal ever. And after all, right, but now like
Speaker 1: you don't want another kid, now do you? But I
Speaker 1: got the ship. I got the ship. Oh well so
Speaker 1: so no. But I'm saying in the spirit for those
Speaker 1: people who are who can relate, you finally get the
Speaker 1: baby handled. It's he or she is sleeping through the night.
Speaker 1: They got rid of their nanny, who they realized was
Speaker 1: stealing Turk's rice puddings. They've got it dialed, and I'm
Speaker 1: sure so many parents can relate. You finally got it
Speaker 1: dialed before she's like, I want another baby, I want
Speaker 1: to talk to I'm gonna bring Casey up in here
Speaker 1: because this is very similar to what happened with us.
Speaker 1: So Daniel, play that motherfucking music. Casey come down to
Speaker 1: you as don't tell me what to do, and that's what. Okay.
Speaker 1: So we're talking about how No, we're not talking about
Speaker 1: Tom Cruise. Sure talking about Tom. I'm gonna say something
Speaker 1: right now, go ahead. I love how the only thing
Speaker 1: she wanted to talk about was Tom Cruise. I'm gonna digress,
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna say something right now. The fact that
Speaker 1: he didn't get nominated for Best Actor is a freaking
Speaker 1: is blast for me, for everyone out there who is like,
Speaker 1: but it's look, let's put it this way. He saved cinema.
Speaker 1: He brought everybody back to the movie theater. My ass
Speaker 1: wasn't going to a movie theater, but I went for
Speaker 1: Top Gun right right. Not only did it not only
Speaker 1: is it a great movie, he carries it. He carries
Speaker 1: the biggest movie of the year, the biggest movie of
Speaker 1: the year. He carries it, and he saved cinema and
Speaker 1: brought everybody back to the movie theaters. If that's not
Speaker 1: enough to at least get a nomination, you can't add
Speaker 1: one more nut or at least a lifetime achievement, Like
Speaker 1: y'all got to give him something, man, because this is
Speaker 1: some bullshit now, man. And I never thought I'd ever
Speaker 1: jump up and stand on a tom Cruise soapbox in
Speaker 1: my life. Me neither, this is passionate. What you gotta
Speaker 1: keep it? One hundred man. That dude saved movie theaters,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, the few that are still left.
Speaker 1: Everybody went and sat in to see that movie. More
Speaker 1: than thor more than Black Panther, more than all of
Speaker 1: these Marvel movies and everything, more than more than what's
Speaker 1: been rocking the box office for the last ten fifteen years.
Speaker 1: He stepped in and did something. He did a military movie,
Speaker 1: and people went and saw that ship during the pandemic.
Speaker 1: Come on, bro, you're killing me. Hold on, Okay, so
Speaker 1: big we're talking about and we're bad. So we're talking
Speaker 1: about is we're talking about? Remember we're talking when we
Speaker 1: when we had just had rock on He was so
Speaker 1: cute and he was in the bed and everything like that,
Speaker 1: and he was lying down when you were like, I
Speaker 1: want to have another one, and then we and then
Speaker 1: what changed our minds in the middle of Wow, he's
Speaker 1: talking about just so you get what's happening in the
Speaker 1: episode is they've just finally got the baby dialed and
Speaker 1: the baby sleeping and through the night, and they're popping
Speaker 1: champagne because they're like, yeah, a whole new chapter. And
Speaker 1: then Turkey is so happy that they finally got it dialed.
Speaker 1: And then Carla says to him, I want another baby,
Speaker 1: and Donald said, I gotta bring Casey down here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because you honestly, you think, oh my god, this is
Speaker 1: so awesome. This is so easy. We made it through.
Speaker 1: We're there, and then so we start bucking and trying
Speaker 1: to get pregnant, and fund you're gonna find out that's
Speaker 1: because because I'm like, let's do it. Why wouldn't we
Speaker 1: have five? This is so awesome. It's not near as
Speaker 1: hard as we thought it would be. He's sleeping twelve hours,
Speaker 1: he's this, he's that. So then we we were doing
Speaker 1: it for like a month, not really focused on it,
Speaker 1: but just casually like not being safe. Right, No, we
Speaker 1: were focus. He was focused. I wasn't like taking I
Speaker 1: wasn't I wasn't trying to put baby in her yet.
Speaker 1: I was still trying to have four play for a
Speaker 1: couple of months. Yeah, right, you were trying to, but
Speaker 1: you were trying to draw it out because I didn't
Speaker 1: want Yeah, you were worried, like what if I get
Speaker 1: her pregnant too quick, then I'm not going to get
Speaker 1: my mom fun right right? Yeah, So I'm to be honest,
Speaker 1: this fucker started walking in ten months, and we were
Speaker 1: laying this. She means rock. She means our son when
Speaker 1: she says this fucker, and for anybody nobody obviously listening
Speaker 1: knows my son. But Rocco was born with the most
Speaker 1: insane amount of energy of any child I've ever seen
Speaker 1: till this day. And when he started walking, I was like,
Speaker 1: oh fuck that. I don't want another kid right now.
Speaker 1: And then I was like, oh fuck, I'm pregnant. It
Speaker 1: took so long to get pregnant the first time that
Speaker 1: you don't think that was the best week. So I'm
Speaker 1: going to be pregnant. That was the best part. She said,
Speaker 1: I want to get pregnant and then we started having
Speaker 1: sex and it all right. So part of it's sad
Speaker 1: because it wasn't working at first, But the other part
Speaker 1: was is that she was resilient and was like, well
Speaker 1: it didn't work that time, let's get back up in there.
Speaker 1: And if he if he could get me pregnant now
Speaker 1: he would. Yeah, if we could have such right now, yes,
Speaker 1: I would, Yes, pretend to impregnate me every day? You would? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: he does? You so cute? Okay, that's enough, all right,
Speaker 1: take the headphone by listen a couple goals. Guys rights,
Speaker 1: so cute, They're so cute. There's some one love. We're
Speaker 1: making it through. Yo, this is really difficult. Moving into
Speaker 1: a new place with your spouse is really hard. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they say moving is one of the most stressful things
Speaker 1: for people that in public's honey, she wants to talk
Speaker 1: some more. Hold on, I've now sparked another great a monster.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I have to tell you this because I'm
Speaker 1: gonna put this fucker on blast. So I got new
Speaker 1: floors for this house. This is all I've wanted for
Speaker 1: ten years. Shout out. This is my Christmas, Birthday, Anniversary Valentine.
Speaker 1: Every day for the next ten years. Okay, anyway, I
Speaker 1: get these floors. This fucker also I packed, and I
Speaker 1: packed the entire family. Donald packed his animation. I go
Speaker 1: me and I'm the seventh mover. Me and six guys
Speaker 1: move our entire house while Donald's working in his defense.
Speaker 1: But I'm also doing manual labor with these guys, right.
Speaker 1: You know. They even made me go get coffee at
Speaker 1: one point because they You're in our way, so I'm
Speaker 1: stressed out. I'm you know, it's a problem. Anyway, Anyway,
Speaker 1: we this this man. We get in, We get into
Speaker 1: the house and he's trying to test the key. This
Speaker 1: is after he's been at work for two days getting
Speaker 1: you know, glamorized and all this shit. Right, he wants
Speaker 1: to test the keys. I walk off to go in
Speaker 1: the backyard to deal with the kids, and here comes
Speaker 1: my kid. Rocco's like Dad needs you. He needs you.
Speaker 1: When I come back and I'm like, what's wrong? And
Speaker 1: I opened the door, He's like, I said, I was
Speaker 1: checking the keys. Why the why would you walk away?
Speaker 1: I'm locked down the house And I was like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, we're all here, like it's not that big
Speaker 1: of a deal. And he had just and I'll be honest.
Speaker 1: He hadn't smoked all day. He laid into me and
Speaker 1: I'm like, you haven't done shit? What the fuck? And
Speaker 1: I'm going off on him like are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: Because you couldn't hold you couldn't get in the house,
Speaker 1: walk to the driveway, like the garage is open, and
Speaker 1: he's me so then he's like, I'm bad at so
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go upstairs. In his mind, he's like, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna start moving it. He goes upstairs and starts throwing
Speaker 1: boxes and moving shit and scratches no, oh, no, my floor.
Speaker 1: I swear it was like I was like a meth
Speaker 1: head that just dropped fix. I fell on the ground crying,
Speaker 1: oh my floor. Why would you do this? You haven't
Speaker 1: you haven't lifted a thing in fucking two weeks, and
Speaker 1: you're gonna do this and scratch my floor. He's like,
Speaker 1: this is the other thing because he just came off
Speaker 1: a job. I will in his defense, he's never been
Speaker 1: like this, so I don't want people to think he's
Speaker 1: that guy. He's never been like this. He's like, I
Speaker 1: paid for this ship. I'll scratch I'll scratch this shit
Speaker 1: about what this shit? And I was like, hold off,
Speaker 1: are you my kids and my kids are standing there.
Speaker 1: I was like, you don't do shit. This is this
Speaker 1: is the first time ever. I can't have never seen
Speaker 1: us to have an argument. Is kids have never seen
Speaker 1: you fight the whole time you've been together, because we
Speaker 1: only the only thing we fight about really a sex.
Speaker 1: Well that's a whole other episode anyway. So then you
Speaker 1: guys fucked on the floor. No, So my kids start crying.
Speaker 1: They're like, what's happening? Don't yell and watch this new
Speaker 1: house is cursed yea, and Wilder's hitting Donalds go don't
Speaker 1: talk to my mom like that. He's like, this is
Speaker 1: my household. So I was like, I quit, I'm out,
Speaker 1: and I went and packed a bag, fucking threw it
Speaker 1: in the car. This is this is removing does Oh
Speaker 1: my god, dramatic. My kids are balling. They're like, where
Speaker 1: are you? Where are you going with your back? Well,
Speaker 1: I got in my car and I was like, I'm
Speaker 1: going to a hotel and I get all the massages
Speaker 1: I can't get. And I drove around. I drove around
Speaker 1: and then my kids start facetiming me. They're like, don't
Speaker 1: leave us. So then I drove around and I almost
Speaker 1: went to a bar because I was like, I need
Speaker 1: a drink, and then I almost like whatever. I just
Speaker 1: was so pissed. I was like, I need to get away.
Speaker 1: Told the kids. I was like, this is a grown
Speaker 1: up thing. We love you. I just need some space
Speaker 1: because I don't want to use my body. I want
Speaker 1: to use my words, and I need to come up
Speaker 1: with my words because all I want to do is
Speaker 1: use my body right now. So I drove around and
Speaker 1: then I finally came home and had to stay upstairs
Speaker 1: because I refused to come downstairs because we weren't talking.
Speaker 1: So he you know, I've been crazy craving pizza for
Speaker 1: two weeks. This fucker ordered all this pizza and I
Speaker 1: was like, come on, kids, let's eat. Sit up in
Speaker 1: my room. How did you finally How did you finally
Speaker 1: make up? What happened? Oh? I apologize. The next morning
Speaker 1: I came downstairs, he was like, sorry, I scratched your flour.
Speaker 1: I was like, sorry, I didn't help you get in
Speaker 1: the house. My kids. My kids are like, we fought,
Speaker 1: we had Okay, Wow, what a story. So many I
Speaker 1: have so many questions happens? This is what happens though, Man,
Speaker 1: when you move into a new house. It's funny because
Speaker 1: before she came back, I was going like a couple
Speaker 1: of goals. You guys are so I know, And then
Speaker 1: she told a story about packing up and leaving and
Speaker 1: the kids are crying. The drive for it. Yeah, I know,
Speaker 1: I know, man, But that's what this does. Man. It
Speaker 1: takes you to another level, and you've wind up saying
Speaker 1: things that you didn't think you'd say, you know, and
Speaker 1: parenting and familying, and it's hard. Man. I don't give
Speaker 1: a fuck what anybody says. It's hard enough to take
Speaker 1: care of yourself. Imagine having to take care of other
Speaker 1: people and feeling the pressure and the responsibility of having
Speaker 1: to do that shit. You know, I'm so I am
Speaker 1: one of the luckiest people on the planet that my
Speaker 1: wife doesn't take shit personally, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: like or personal? You know, when it comes from me,
Speaker 1: and she understands that I'm vent and that I'm and
Speaker 1: and and and that maybe I'm tired or whatever it is.
Speaker 1: Well on the good news is that you can apologize
Speaker 1: and makeup and that's the important part, and take responsibility
Speaker 1: and not just uh and and I was smart of you.
Speaker 1: It sounds like you both kind of hit a breaking
Speaker 1: point and had to have it out. And then it
Speaker 1: sounds like you had some nice makeup sex and you
Speaker 1: apologize and it was all good. On that note, everybody,
Speaker 1: let's take a quick break and we will come back
Speaker 1: and actually talk about the TV show Scrubs. Everybody likes
Speaker 1: a little lass play, dude. And we're back. Everybody likes
Speaker 1: a little lass play, dude. They do? Now Donald talking
Speaker 1: about Scrubs? Okay, speaking of all right, So we go
Speaker 1: into so we're in Ballmark and um, we're talking about
Speaker 1: all the different prosthetic testicles. Turk can get one, says
Speaker 1: I was stupid and has an arrow pointing to the
Speaker 1: real testicle. And then we go into the very rare
Speaker 1: a fantasy within a fantasy, and Turk has selected a
Speaker 1: testicle that also has a handwarmer in it, and we
Speaker 1: have we're on an ice fishing trip with doctor Cox
Speaker 1: and Todd and somehow we fell through the all four
Speaker 1: of us fell through the ices. And what it's like
Speaker 1: because there was I think I think I think the
Speaker 1: implication was that all four of us fell through the ice.
Speaker 1: But your ball testicle warmer has magically dried you. Yes,
Speaker 1: and we're shivering in the cold, and Cox notices and says,
Speaker 1: is it cocks are the todd but they noticed that.
Speaker 1: It notices, well, why aren't you cold? Why aren't you shimmering? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And Turk says, all right, fine, come on guys. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then there's a smash cut yes to probably one
Speaker 1: of the best shots I've ever seen history. I think
Speaker 1: we should posted to advertise this episode. I think I might.
Speaker 1: It's the most homely erotic thing that's probably ever been
Speaker 1: on NBC. Yeah, well, there's three naked men gathered was
Speaker 1: on NBC? So I don't know. Did Will and Grace
Speaker 1: ever have three shirtless men gathered around another man's naked balls? No,
Speaker 1: not that I can remember. No. No. I sent the
Speaker 1: picture audience to the group and said, can you believe
Speaker 1: this was on NBC? It's very funny. But anyway, we're
Speaker 1: all gathered and Donald excuse me, Turk says, careful, y'all
Speaker 1: that bad boy runs hot. Yes, And then I say
Speaker 1: you're telling me and I turn and I've got a
Speaker 1: ball burnmark on my cheek. This is how familiar JD feels.
Speaker 1: I rested that nut on my face. Yes, because it's
Speaker 1: your best friend and you're allout and I was cooled.
Speaker 1: I was that And then we also then we cut
Speaker 1: to the end of the Cold Open, where Todd comes
Speaker 1: into the hospital's waiting room and says, best trip ever
Speaker 1: ice fishing five And he's got ball burns all over
Speaker 1: his face, body and hand from from clutching and cuddling
Speaker 1: Turk's ball warm. What the hell happened in that ice
Speaker 1: fishing tent? I feel like it was a broke Back
Speaker 1: Mountain trip. Yeah, I think I implied shit went down
Speaker 1: because listen, um, we've seen Brokeback Mountain. We know what
Speaker 1: can happen in a tent. And um, I think you
Speaker 1: took your balls out and we were cold, and everybody everybody,
Speaker 1: and you know what, everybody likes a little ass, no
Speaker 1: doubt everybody got a little warm. All right. That's the
Speaker 1: end of the cold Open, um, which is just the
Speaker 1: coal open. It's pretty epic. Okay, So Ted, do we
Speaker 1: learned just learned how to open up his briefcase? Right,
Speaker 1: and it's taken years for him to do it. Also, yes,
Speaker 1: and he says, he says to doctor Cox, I'm now
Speaker 1: you're a number two. So anything you need, I got
Speaker 1: you and Cox says, okay, that's great. Can you do
Speaker 1: me a favor and file this and go get me
Speaker 1: a coffee? Right? And Ted in that moment, tries to
Speaker 1: open his briefcase again and he's forgotten how now and
Speaker 1: he's forgotten how. He's like, I just had it. So
Speaker 1: there you go. In all the seasons of Scrubs you've
Speaker 1: watched up to now, that briefcase he just holds to
Speaker 1: look like a lawyer. He does not know how to
Speaker 1: open it. He's never put anything inside or taking anything out. Now.
Speaker 1: The janitor decides to give him a pep talk and says,
Speaker 1: you know, and he reminds him about his first day
Speaker 1: of work, and we flash back to young Ted meeting
Speaker 1: Cox for the first time. He has hair. He's in
Speaker 1: a very dapper seventies outfit, and Kelso says, would you
Speaker 1: mind doing me one tiny little favor? And he goes sure,
Speaker 1: and we cut to him and the favor is that
Speaker 1: he's cleans Kelso's car with a toothbrush to get the
Speaker 1: dead cat guts off it that he hit, and that's
Speaker 1: how their relationship began. Yes, and Kelso reveals that he
Speaker 1: says the cat was. It was a fast, fast little guy.
Speaker 1: He had to he had to cross over two lanes
Speaker 1: of the highway to get him. To reveal how evil
Speaker 1: Kelso is. He shot a cat and was like, so
Speaker 1: it wasn't the cat jumped out in from we went
Speaker 1: for him. He would cross two lanes at the cat. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's Kelso. Wow um so. So. Anyway, the point is
Speaker 1: that the janitor is giving Ted a pep talk. Don't
Speaker 1: don't you have a view, the chance to start anew
Speaker 1: be a confident man. Put your shoulders back. You know
Speaker 1: you're not going to be a a you know, a
Speaker 1: gopher anymore. And so Ted goes back to doctor Cox
Speaker 1: and says, you know, my job is not to get
Speaker 1: you coffee. I am not going to do that. I
Speaker 1: am not your gopher. Yes, and Cox says, okay, fine,
Speaker 1: don't have to do that. That's fair enough. What's up,
Speaker 1: That's what's up. And Ted celebrates like he's just one
Speaker 1: the lottery. Yeah, he's never He's like, he's never been
Speaker 1: so happy in his whole life. He can't believe it.
Speaker 1: He's having like an orgasm. He's never won before, he's
Speaker 1: never had a win this big before. Yes, the ability
Speaker 1: to stop getting his boss coffee for years and years
Speaker 1: and years has ended. And he has so much confidence
Speaker 1: that the janitor says, why don't you ask a girl out?
Speaker 1: And we see, we see the beautiful, the beautiful Shelena,
Speaker 1: who was Sarah's standing plays a nurse and he comes
Speaker 1: up to her and he says, okay, go on, go
Speaker 1: ask her out. And he goes, Cindy, I want to
Speaker 1: make you pregnant, and he's like okay, and she runs off,
Speaker 1: of course, and he's like, okay, well, let's walk before
Speaker 1: we run. In so many words, but he's created a
Speaker 1: monster because Ted has found himself. Not only has Ted
Speaker 1: found himself, but Ted realizes, listen, I have a voice
Speaker 1: and it needs to be heard right, And he really
Speaker 1: really wants to play cards on Tuesday nights. He informs
Speaker 1: the brain Trust that that's what he wants to do. Yes,
Speaker 1: And the janitor is like, no, you're you're not a decider.
Speaker 1: You don't decide what happens with the brain Trust activities.
Speaker 1: I'm the decider in this situation, right. The janitor says
Speaker 1: that it's not a democracy, it's a it's a dictatorship
Speaker 1: disguised as a democracy and that he the janitor, is
Speaker 1: in charge. But it's too late because he's created a monster.
Speaker 1: And Ted is so mad that he splits up shot
Speaker 1: into the brain Bunch. He splits off, He splits the
Speaker 1: brain Trust and half informs his own group called the
Speaker 1: brain Bunch. Right, And first, that was hilarious. Why is
Speaker 1: Todd when he's flexing making that noise? He's making like
Speaker 1: a what is that noise? When when people do that
Speaker 1: to breast a motor boating noise? He's really excited to
Speaker 1: be a part of the brain Trust, and Doug is
Speaker 1: really excited to be a part of the brain Bunch.
Speaker 1: That ship was hilarious. Oh wow, the being bunch. And
Speaker 1: then Todd goes over to the janitor brain Trust, I'm
Speaker 1: staying And then he makes the muscle and the janitor
Speaker 1: goes yeah. He goes he do you think we could switch?
Speaker 1: Because I'd rather have Doug dug instead, And then they
Speaker 1: switch and Todd still excited about being in the brain
Speaker 1: but it's just as excited, so he makes the motor
Speaker 1: boat sound again again, bringing bunch. It just makes no sense.
Speaker 1: I understand why he was motor boating while flexing. It's
Speaker 1: the Todd. He's hilarious though, Yeah, I mean this was
Speaker 1: his episode. He had so many great moments. And so
Speaker 1: then like when because we could go back though when
Speaker 1: he's like, he's like when he calls them, he called
Speaker 1: the brain Trust meeting into order, and Todd goes, I'd
Speaker 1: like to make a man make emotion. He goes, if
Speaker 1: you mean by standing up and humping the air, that's
Speaker 1: making my making some sexual gesture? Then no, then no,
Speaker 1: and he go I'd like to strike that. Then he
Speaker 1: goes with drawn, withdrawn, that's funny, all right. So j
Speaker 1: D and Elliott are on this very this kind of
Speaker 1: went nowhere. I mean I thought when the lights changed
Speaker 1: that job, we're gonna kiss man when it got all
Speaker 1: before you get to that, yes, of course, John Inwood
Speaker 1: has such a tell with his cinematography that when it
Speaker 1: gets when it gets all warm lighting and uh and
Speaker 1: and the lens is like has filters soft filters in
Speaker 1: front of it, it's like, oh, it's gonna be a
Speaker 1: romantic scene because they're like, wow, they're clearly beginning we'll
Speaker 1: get there, but they're clearly starting it back up again.
Speaker 1: But anyway, this whole JD and Elliott at the at
Speaker 1: the fast food chain thing. I didn't think it was
Speaker 1: I thought it was sort of random. But the point
Speaker 1: is that he wishes Turk was there because he and
Speaker 1: Turk would have some some adventure and goof around somehow.
Speaker 1: And she's like, that's so rude. Why are you wishing
Speaker 1: somebody else was here? I can goof around. They put
Speaker 1: up a sign that requires people to yell at the
Speaker 1: at the drive in, which causes the man to be
Speaker 1: pulled into a car and driven off. The cops come.
Speaker 1: I didn't think it was all that funny, and you
Speaker 1: didn't go to jail for any of it either, Like
Speaker 1: it takes makes sense. I think they just needed to
Speaker 1: They just needed a reason for although that is the
Speaker 1: funniest jackass And this could be because of jackass being
Speaker 1: out at the time. When they kidnapped Brad Pitt in
Speaker 1: front of Pink's Hot Dog and the people are like, yet, no,
Speaker 1: they called the cops. The people called the cops and
Speaker 1: they're like, no, listen, no, yes, I'm at Pinks. Brad
Speaker 1: Pitt has just been kidnapped. I was that was a
Speaker 1: that was the jackass thing they did. That was a
Speaker 1: jackass thing. So I think maybe in some way they
Speaker 1: were trying to I don't. I don't know if you
Speaker 1: if you analyze what was the story beat point, it
Speaker 1: was that Jade that Jad and Elliott are kind of
Speaker 1: starting to hang out again and flirting a little bit,
Speaker 1: but she's jealous that he'd rather hang out with Turk.
Speaker 1: I guess is what the beat is? Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: or that she wants to hang out with him and
Speaker 1: do she wants to she wants to take that relationship
Speaker 1: to a different level. Now, it's really what the beat is.
Speaker 1: The beat is, I can do all of those things
Speaker 1: that you do with Turk. If you want to hang
Speaker 1: out with somebody, you should hang out with me. It's
Speaker 1: not that she's it's not that she's jealous. She's pretty
Speaker 1: much putting herself out there and a D I don't know, man,
Speaker 1: when the light when the when the ship changed, I thought, oh,
Speaker 1: JD knows that she's putting herself out there. But then
Speaker 1: he didn't do nothing about it. That thing. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: then then we'll get to the ending. But it's clear
Speaker 1: that Dundun they're gonna start hooking up again, all right.
Speaker 1: So they did this legal custodians spoof of a sitcom
Speaker 1: which with what what's this? What is it? I'm a lawyer,
Speaker 1: I'm a janitor together, we adopted a kid. We're legal custodians.
Speaker 1: Get it, get it, we're legal custodians. Now. The funniest
Speaker 1: thing funnier than the sitcom, uh spoof is that that
Speaker 1: that we call it back with that kyrun on the
Speaker 1: graphic on the bottom of the screen. Now, nbcus, I
Speaker 1: don't know if the NBC still does this. I don't
Speaker 1: really watch NBC anymore, but well you will be this
Speaker 1: fall or this fall when the show that I'm doing
Speaker 1: with Michae O'Malley, The Lovely Lovely Abigail Spencer and John Cryer,
Speaker 1: the Handsome John Cryer comes out. What's it called? We
Speaker 1: don't have a name yet. Okay, well, I'll definitely be
Speaker 1: watching it. But NBC at the time he was doing
Speaker 1: this thing where they would put giant graphic ads like
Speaker 1: a football game kind of shit at the bottom of
Speaker 1: your show that you worked so hard on promoting, like
Speaker 1: the next show that was coming up, and you'd be like,
Speaker 1: you know, we work so hard on this, can you
Speaker 1: not put your ads like over the fucking show? Didn't?
Speaker 1: Sometimes the ads have sound too, and would take away
Speaker 1: from I don't know they don't have sound, but they
Speaker 1: were so distracting, and I remember it just being like,
Speaker 1: I'm didn't start off, It didn't start off with the
Speaker 1: boom boom boom, and then it would and then it
Speaker 1: would be I don't I don't know if during the
Speaker 1: shows there was sound, but I remember they were big.
Speaker 1: So anyway, this was Bill making fun of that by
Speaker 1: by having calling back the joke and having the graphic
Speaker 1: come that big across the screen, which I thought was funny.
Speaker 1: And then, by the way, when you cut back to
Speaker 1: baby Sam, who's so adorable, sitting on the cafeteria table,
Speaker 1: you can see that he's looking at the boom mic
Speaker 1: because this happens a lot with with children. You know,
Speaker 1: when you have a you'll see it a lot of movies,
Speaker 1: now that I pointed out, but you have a baby,
Speaker 1: particularly or a small child, they're often looking up because
Speaker 1: what's dangling right above their head is the boom mic
Speaker 1: and a kid has no idea why that's there. It
Speaker 1: just looks like something to play with their touch. The
Speaker 1: crazy thing is that kids have mobiles when the mobiles
Speaker 1: when they're growing up, right, So and that's made for
Speaker 1: them to reach at and and you know, be curious
Speaker 1: about and stuff like that. So you throw a boom
Speaker 1: mic at a kid, look, just because they're on TV
Speaker 1: and our professional actors and shit, don't mean that they're
Speaker 1: not children, that they're not babies. It's basically the boom
Speaker 1: mic and they're like a mobile. I know. So now
Speaker 1: you audience members will will notice that. You know how
Speaker 1: many times you see babies and little kids looking straight
Speaker 1: up because they're looking at the boom mic that's dangling
Speaker 1: over their head. In fact, in my new movie A
Speaker 1: Good Person coming out March twenty fourth, can't wait, Please
Speaker 1: go see it. You can watch the trailer on YouTube.
Speaker 1: We had this adorable toddler and he was very talkative
Speaker 1: in the scene with Florence, and I was just I
Speaker 1: was just kind of getting him to chat with Florence
Speaker 1: and he would just and I was just shooting the
Speaker 1: whole things. It was so natural and real, and he
Speaker 1: was just kind of staying and he didn't know he
Speaker 1: was in character. He was just talking to Florence and
Speaker 1: I was I was planning on using a lot of
Speaker 1: it because it was just perfect. And then all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, he looks up at the boom mic and
Speaker 1: he and he and he goes, what are you guys
Speaker 1: doing up there? What are you guys up to up there?
Speaker 1: And it was so sweet and cute. Um, but no,
Speaker 1: I didn't use that, obviously, but I used other things
Speaker 1: with him just naturally talking to her, not not barely knowing.
Speaker 1: I don't't even know if he knew he was in
Speaker 1: a movie. He was just chatting with Florence. It was awesome.
Speaker 1: That's wonderful. Okay, when this announcement gag. So the this
Speaker 1: is so broad. But Cox as the as the new
Speaker 1: chief has doesn't want his office is now the doctor's lounge.
Speaker 1: So he's moved the guy who does hospital announcements into
Speaker 1: that room. It's almost like a like an airplane liquor
Speaker 1: Brothers joke. Um. And then when he's doing his announcements
Speaker 1: where he's like, um, Jordan, you look nice today, and
Speaker 1: they cut to that Carla with a patient. That patient
Speaker 1: that Carla is with is a buddy. Who was that
Speaker 1: was buddy? I was wondering, Yeah, he's an older guy
Speaker 1: who was our generator operator for the show, and so
Speaker 1: he had I just wanted to point out he had
Speaker 1: a cameo there also in the background. I didn't know
Speaker 1: if you saw this, but the guy that won the
Speaker 1: auction to be a background performer on uh in scrubs,
Speaker 1: isn't the scene with the janitor's uh uh bigging up? Ted?
Speaker 1: I don't know if you've noticed. In the background he's
Speaker 1: there as a doctor when he's digging up, Ted, what
Speaker 1: do you mean bigging up? Bigging? Like? Oh, what does
Speaker 1: that mean? Bigging up? When you gas? When you gas somebody,
Speaker 1: when you get somebody ready for a that's called bigging
Speaker 1: them up. When you when you're when you're so like
Speaker 1: when you're like, yo, got this this audition, I don't
Speaker 1: know what I'm gonna do, and I'm like, go for yours. Oh,
Speaker 1: then you're bigging me up. I'm trying to get you ready. Oh.
Speaker 1: I always pick you up on on on, on FaceTime
Speaker 1: and on the phone. No doubt you got this. You
Speaker 1: got this. That's how we do it, showing support. When
Speaker 1: I send you a gift that is inspiring, you'll be
Speaker 1: sending me inspiring gifts. You'd be sitting inside you make
Speaker 1: me laugh, man, Yeah, I do. You only respond to
Speaker 1: some of them, though, you guys have that friend out
Speaker 1: there that you send funny gifts too, and they only
Speaker 1: respond to some of them the worst. So I saw
Speaker 1: a mic chord in my orange sweater. Did you see
Speaker 1: the mic? Court? I did see the mic chord when
Speaker 1: I walk into camera too. That's even crazier. So you
Speaker 1: know we all have these hidden mics. In fact, Joe Foglia,
Speaker 1: our genius sound mixer for all seasons of Scrubs. You
Speaker 1: fucked up on this one. No, Joe, you did fuck up. Well,
Speaker 1: you know why he sucked up. Time up to. Joe
Speaker 1: figured out early on that the stethoscopes we wear around
Speaker 1: our neck would off and hit where the hidden mic
Speaker 1: is underneath our scrubs. So he built the microphones into
Speaker 1: the stethoscopes. Oh yeah, very cool. It's very smart and
Speaker 1: very clever and and that way they didn't hit each other.
Speaker 1: And then obviously if you had a scene where your
Speaker 1: stethoscope needed to come off for some reason, h he
Speaker 1: would switch to a normal mic. But you know every
Speaker 1: movie you see, especially nowadays, people have wireless mics hidden
Speaker 1: on their clothing and the mic needs to go, the
Speaker 1: wire needs to go in a clever way. Usually they
Speaker 1: kind of take it around your your pectoralis major or
Speaker 1: your breast, so it's hidden, but definitely there's a zoom
Speaker 1: into Donald's arm shirt and you can definitely see a
Speaker 1: mic wire. For those of you who love fuck ups,
Speaker 1: this is the one. Um how about? But I will
Speaker 1: say this, we had, We probably had the most awesome.
Speaker 1: Joe's going on to work with Bill on so many
Speaker 1: other things. Joe, Joe is just on the new one.
Speaker 1: All of them have gone on to work with Bill
Speaker 1: on so many other things. Both Joe and Kevin, who
Speaker 1: was our boom mompum, were on The Bill's New Show
Speaker 1: with Vince Vaughn Um that I was um that in
Speaker 1: which I acted, Yes, I am down in um in Florida. Um,
Speaker 1: it's pretty There's this meta moment where JD when Cox
Speaker 1: is like, what are you doing? And JD says, I'm
Speaker 1: just doing this thing where I use a slice of
Speaker 1: wisdom from someone else's life to solve a problem in
Speaker 1: my own life, and he goes, I do it almost
Speaker 1: every week. Yeah, that was cute. I thought that was
Speaker 1: It's also a great message, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: You get you get inspiration from so many places. Yeah,
Speaker 1: why not look at some of the things that you
Speaker 1: see out there and apply it to yourself exactly. We
Speaker 1: all really do do that, maybe not in voiceover for
Speaker 1: millions and millions of people, but and maybe not and
Speaker 1: maybe not weakly. Yeah, um hey um. And so it
Speaker 1: ends with this scene with the with the warm lighting
Speaker 1: and the soft filters, that is clearly a tell that
Speaker 1: there's a little bit of romance brewing. Again. Oh, because
Speaker 1: it ends, he goes, I want to hang out with you,
Speaker 1: and then it cuts to them, we're all in the
Speaker 1: we're all in the coffee shop. Donald excuse me, Turk
Speaker 1: taps Carla for some sex. We know that's going to happen.
Speaker 1: And and it ends with this you know camera, you know,
Speaker 1: going up and craning up and moving back as Jad
Speaker 1: and Elliott adorably play with the child. And it doesn't
Speaker 1: take much to figure out that something's brewing. You know.
Speaker 1: This whole episode is about compromise, and it's also about
Speaker 1: fear of what what your pass can do to you too,
Speaker 1: like Elliot is so happy that the person that she
Speaker 1: gave plomox too didn't die because of her, you know, um,
Speaker 1: and and not to this extent, but this is where
Speaker 1: we all go through in life, like you know, you
Speaker 1: pray that your fuck ups from the past don't come
Speaker 1: to bite you in the ass in the future, right,
Speaker 1: Pray that those days and that you learn and that
Speaker 1: you learned from them. And that's you look right saying
Speaker 1: that I bought this ship, this is my ship to
Speaker 1: my wife and stuff like that. I promise you that's
Speaker 1: going to come back and bite me in the ass. Well,
Speaker 1: good for you for for listen. I think the most
Speaker 1: we all say something we regret. The important thing is
Speaker 1: that when you calm down, you go and take responsibility
Speaker 1: and apologize. And in that story with Casey, obviously it
Speaker 1: sounds like it went a smission far with packing a
Speaker 1: bag and leaving and wanting to go to a bar.
Speaker 1: When she says I wanted to go to a bar,
Speaker 1: I was like, what, But anyway, you're gonna find out
Speaker 1: a bar. The moral of the story is that when
Speaker 1: y'all calm down, that you were able to take responsibility
Speaker 1: and say I'm sorry, and um, I think that's that's
Speaker 1: what we all aspire you in a relationship when we
Speaker 1: fuck up with our friendships, our family, our lovers. And
Speaker 1: there's a perfect example with Scrubs where there's a lot
Speaker 1: of miscommunication, and uh, you know, these people all have
Speaker 1: the wherewithal to recognize that they're not coming one hundred
Speaker 1: percent in the relationship and speak out for themselves. Talks
Speaker 1: about to come one hundred percent in his relationship. He's
Speaker 1: about to come one that what you're trying to get into,
Speaker 1: what you're trying to do? All right, listen, So we
Speaker 1: did some chat chee. This is the weirdest thing ever.
Speaker 1: But you know what, I'm gonna try it for. I
Speaker 1: think I think it's funny. It's very zeitgeisty, I think, right, Daniel,
Speaker 1: and I think it's uh. This by the way, this
Speaker 1: is the penultimate episode of Scrub season seven. Next week
Speaker 1: we will do the Princess Bride episode for you, which
Speaker 1: which is the season finale. Um, and that's gonna be
Speaker 1: a lot of fun. We're gonna take a quick break
Speaker 1: and we will come back and we will read what
Speaker 1: the chat GBT robot thought was good Scrubs material. We'll
Speaker 1: be right back and we're bad. Fuck your sound effects, fuck,
Speaker 1: fuck your sound effects machine. All right, We're back, everybody, Um,
Speaker 1: all right, So I asked chat GPT, I said, right,
Speaker 1: A scene for from the TV show Scrubs where Jad
Speaker 1: and Turk talk about guy love, and now we will
Speaker 1: perform the robot's writing for you. Are you ready, Donald,
Speaker 1: I believe I am, and I'll read the stage directions
Speaker 1: when they come up. Okay, Donald, Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1: This is the first scene of Scrubs that's been written
Speaker 1: since the show was canceled, and and it was written
Speaker 1: by a robot. Hey, Turk, what's up? Not much, just
Speaker 1: hanging out. What's up with two? Oh? Just thinking about
Speaker 1: the concept of guy love. Oh, you mean, like how
Speaker 1: we love each other? Yeah, exactly. But is it just
Speaker 1: a friendship or is it something more? Man, It's just
Speaker 1: something more. We're like brothers but better. Yeah, I know
Speaker 1: what you mean. But some people might think it's weird
Speaker 1: or even gay. J D. We're not gay. We just
Speaker 1: love each other in a special way. Who cares what
Speaker 1: other people think. We know how we feel and that's
Speaker 1: all that matters. You're absolutely right, Turk, You're absolutely right.
Speaker 1: I love you, Man, I love you too. J D.
Speaker 1: High five, high five, And then the stage direction says
Speaker 1: they high five. Now let's go get some schwarma. Now
Speaker 1: you're talking. But Turk would say, no, that's what I'm
Speaker 1: talking about, well, it got closed and then they exit
Speaker 1: the room. I mean, come on, thunderous applause. I like that.
Speaker 1: It's what I love about it. It's like the more
Speaker 1: you know campaign, the more you know Guy Love isn't gay?
Speaker 1: Joel Danne, your thoughts on the robots writing, I feel safe.
Speaker 1: Everyone keeps saying AI is going to take our job,
Speaker 1: so I feel strongly that probably won't happen. I just
Speaker 1: think I think AI is gonna go racist. That's all. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean it takes input from the internet, so yes,
Speaker 1: eventually it will be a I gonna be saying some
Speaker 1: of the hardest shit that anybody's in our head. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: did not happen, Joel. They they happened a few times,
Speaker 1: happened a couple of times. Now it became it became
Speaker 1: an alt writer like real quick. Yeah, yeah, down, Oh
Speaker 1: my goodness, fucking a dude. All right, wait, all right,
Speaker 1: So now guy love seeing too? Yes, Guy loves seeing too. Donald,
Speaker 1: Are you ready tell me when you're ready to perform?
Speaker 1: I think I'm ready. Okay, Um, here are the stage directions.
Speaker 1: J D and Turk are sitting in the doctor's lounge
Speaker 1: drinking coffee. JD is flipping through a magazine while Turk
Speaker 1: is scrolling through his phone. J D, Dude, check this out.
Speaker 1: There's an article in here about how men who have
Speaker 1: close friendships are happier and healthier. Yeah, I've heard that before.
Speaker 1: It's called guy love. Guy love. That sounds kind of gay.
Speaker 1: No way, man, It's just about having a best friend
Speaker 1: who you can talk to and hang out with. It's
Speaker 1: not about being gay. But isn't it kind of strange
Speaker 1: for two straight guys to be that close? JD? You're
Speaker 1: my best friend. We tell each other everything, we hang
Speaker 1: out all the time, and we even have a secret handshake.
Speaker 1: Is that gay? I guess it's not when you put
Speaker 1: it that way. It's just that society has this idea
Speaker 1: that men can't be that close without it being gay. Well,
Speaker 1: society can suck it. Just about having a strong bond
Speaker 1: with another man, and I'm happy to have that with you,
Speaker 1: j D. Guy Love for life, God, love for life.
Speaker 1: They fist, bump and continue drinking their coffee. Amazing. That's
Speaker 1: fucking art. I'm sorry, everybody. We're being facetious right now,
Speaker 1: aren't you. I think it's fucking insane that fucking robot
Speaker 1: wrote that scene and at least had it made sense,
Speaker 1: made some better sense. All right, now the eagle ride,
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, come on, I think the audience is loving this. Okay,
Speaker 1: I hope you're loving this, audience, I hope you're loving this.
Speaker 1: Let let us know it. Let us know if you're
Speaker 1: loving it, and we'll make it a weekly thing. If
Speaker 1: you hate it, we won't. All right, this is the
Speaker 1: last scene. Um, this is I put into chat GPT
Speaker 1: write a scene where j D and Turk ride an
Speaker 1: eagle Eagle. J D and Turk were sitting in the
Speaker 1: hospital cafeteria discussing their plans for the weekend. JD, Dude,
Speaker 1: I've been wanting to go on that eagle ride at
Speaker 1: the zoo for ages. Want to come with me eagle ride?
Speaker 1: Are you serious? That sounds like a terrible idea. Oh,
Speaker 1: come on, it'll be fun. Plus it's not every day
Speaker 1: you get to fly on the back of an eagle. Fine,
Speaker 1: but if I die, I'm blaming you. They arrived at
Speaker 1: the zoo and made their way to the eagle ride.
Speaker 1: JD was visibly excited, while Turk looked skeptical. They climbed
Speaker 1: onto the back of the Eagle and were lifted into
Speaker 1: the air. This is amazing. Look at the view. I
Speaker 1: think I'm gonna be sick. JD laughed and padded Turk
Speaker 1: on the back. Relaxed, man, just enjoy the ride. Turk
Speaker 1: reluctantly looked around and began to enjoy the experience. They
Speaker 1: swored above the zoo, taking in the taking in the
Speaker 1: sights and feeling of freedom. As the ride came to
Speaker 1: an end, JD turned to Turk. See, I told you
Speaker 1: it would be fun. Okay, you were right. That was
Speaker 1: pretty cool. They walked away from the Eagle ride, both
Speaker 1: with smiles on their faces. Maybe next time we can
Speaker 1: ride the Lion. No way, man, I'll rowe the lion
Speaker 1: and lions. Yeah okay, So, first of I don't know
Speaker 1: what is. First of all, I'm gonna say that AI
Speaker 1: missed a great opportunity to have Turk and or j
Speaker 1: D yell out ego it didn't happen. Also, that ship
Speaker 1: at the end reminds me of blazing saddles. No way,
Speaker 1: twelves twelves my limit on Snitzen Drugen. All right, I thought,
Speaker 1: I think it's beautiful. All right, so I put in
Speaker 1: the chat gpt to write a wrap about j D
Speaker 1: and Turk being best friends in the style of Buston rhymes,
Speaker 1: and here's Donald to performing j D and Turk the
Speaker 1: best friends. Their bond will never ever, ever ever end together.
Speaker 1: They're like a force to be reckoned with. Y'all better
Speaker 1: watch out. This friendship is a bond that's richer than
Speaker 1: eddy gold or precious gym. They're aver down for each
Speaker 1: other no matter the weather. They're a brother. They're like
Speaker 1: bad man Robert mccoola. Jad and Turk the best friends
Speaker 1: for life. The friendship is a bond like no other.
Speaker 1: They're like sting Pepper. They can please each other together.
Speaker 1: They're stronger like no other. The French are pends a
Speaker 1: bond that'll never seven. J D and Chert Buster the
Speaker 1: Roz flow. They no deny j D and Dirt always
Speaker 1: flying shide it. The principiends a brod that's true. That's true.
Speaker 1: The Dynamic duo, what's gonna do? Buster the Ryme flow?
Speaker 1: They no deny j D and dirt always flying inside it.
Speaker 1: The principends a bond, that's true. The Dynamic Duoh, nigga,
Speaker 1: what do you gonna do? We should specify that the
Speaker 1: AI didn't add the N word, But um, Donald, a
Speaker 1: little flare on it, all right, Danny, you can stitch
Speaker 1: that together, right, Yes, sir, this is my best version
Speaker 1: of it. I'm sorry if it doesn't fit well. He
Speaker 1: did it live on the fly. I think Buster Rhymes
Speaker 1: would be proud of what you and the robot came
Speaker 1: up with. Buster Rhymes. I love you. You're one of
Speaker 1: my favorite rappers of all time in this world. Buster
Speaker 1: Rymes listens to the podcasts. Listen, fans, we love you.
Speaker 1: Thank you all so much for for coming and listening.
Speaker 1: We'll be back next week with the Princess Bride episode.
Speaker 1: Please do check out the trailer for my movie. You
Speaker 1: can find it on YouTube. It's called A Good Person.
Speaker 1: It starts Morgan Freeman, Florence Pugh and Molly Shannon and
Speaker 1: it's coming out March twenty fourth, So please keep that
Speaker 1: on your radar and we'll see you next week. Donald,
Speaker 1: count us out six seven eight Sis about show we
Speaker 1: made about a bunch of dots and nurses stories. So
Speaker 1: yeada around here, a yata around here. M h