Speaker 1: Confession I can't take back girls speaker. I got a
Speaker 1: text the seven eighty five nine too, that says I'm
Speaker 1: a high school music teacher and I once punished an
Speaker 1: obnoxious student by giving him the biggest, heaviest instrument possible,
Speaker 1: the double bass, but you had to lug around school.
Speaker 1: Fast forward fifteen years later, he now plays in a
Speaker 1: professional orchestra. So I guess jokes on me. See, we
Speaker 1: need more educators messing with students, because maybe if my
Speaker 1: math teacher would have pranked me, I wouldn't have flunt
Speaker 1: statistics in college and ended up here in radio exactly. Hey,
Speaker 1: my nephew plays the triangle. Maybe he'll be the best
Speaker 1: triangulist you've ever seen. I don't know what the stats
Speaker 1: say about that, neither, just Jeffrey. We got to plug
Speaker 1: his triangle. TikTok when that blows up. The good thing
Speaker 1: about having this radio job is at least I get
Speaker 1: to hear weird confessions from our listeners on the mass speaker.
Speaker 1: And one of our listeners to come clean today using
Speaker 1: the fake name Kurt so Kurt, welcome to class. Thank you,
Speaker 1: am I good? I don't know are younger. I think
Speaker 1: that's our question for you. I think what you mean
Speaker 1: is is the voice changer on? And the answer is yes,
Speaker 1: you are now the mass speaker Kurt. Yet we'll determine
Speaker 1: that in just a second. Let's hear your confession first.
Speaker 1: All right, So a few years ago, Uh, you're doing okay,
Speaker 1: buddy's this been? I'm okay, all right? I had I
Speaker 1: had a some point to file with the movie theater
Speaker 1: because the guy taking my tickets at such an attitude. So, okay,
Speaker 1: you were the Karen at the movie theater. Sounds like
Speaker 1: Kurt at the theater. They're rude to you. I can
Speaker 1: kind of see why you be upset. But I was like,
Speaker 1: you know, the manager should know this, like, you know,
Speaker 1: people should know that. Ye. Yeah, people should know that
Speaker 1: this minimum wage worker was not as nice as I
Speaker 1: expected him to be. Aggressively he tore my ticket. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was gonna frame that afterwards. So did you call
Speaker 1: the theater and complain? I called, I asked for the manager. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and sorry, that person just quit earlier in the week.
Speaker 1: So people don't really know what's going on, and they're like,
Speaker 1: can I take your info? And I was like, never mind,
Speaker 1: I just got whatever. Yeah, right, I mean, if anybody
Speaker 1: ever says, oh, sorry, we can't handle that right now,
Speaker 1: can I take down your info? That's actually code for
Speaker 1: we have zero intention of ever handling the complaints. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but we will send you movie letters all the time. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, but also you're probably thinking, well, no, wonder
Speaker 1: the guy who's a jerk. There's a lot of upheaval
Speaker 1: at the place. Is that how you felt, Kurt? I mean,
Speaker 1: my thought was, so this place is so poorly wrong.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go there and just be the manager for
Speaker 1: a day. Who wants to be a manager of a
Speaker 1: movie theater? I liked the movie there, so I went there.
Speaker 1: I dressed up, I wore a button up, nice slash,
Speaker 1: and I told the tick of guys like, hey, I'm
Speaker 1: coming from the location across town corporate hired, need to
Speaker 1: be the new manager here, and like the black vest
Speaker 1: and a white shirt, porne I remember, and the eighteen
Speaker 1: year old slinging popcorn isn't got a question. I feel like, Okay,
Speaker 1: the kid in the front was like seventeen, He's like
Speaker 1: he didn't know anything. He was just like, okay, let
Speaker 1: me show your office, and he gave me keys to
Speaker 1: the place. Oh just handed you the keys of the
Speaker 1: movie theater. Yeah. So I spent the next couple hours
Speaker 1: like pretending I was walking around in specting seeds. I
Speaker 1: like so much popcorns. Oh, just like a taste inspection,
Speaker 1: make sure that a new bachel let me get in there,
Speaker 1: filling my cherry coat. Everything I wanted, I was just taking.
Speaker 1: And I was like, okay, wow, I feel like the
Speaker 1: power has gone to your head. Like are you feeling
Speaker 1: guilty at any point? Oh? I don't know, so I said,
Speaker 1: I said, I'm gonna do it again. I went there
Speaker 1: the next day, right again, and did it again. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And everybody was like, hey, cook whatever, and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: what's up? So man, our manager, your Kurt really eats
Speaker 1: a lot of popcorn on his shift. Geez. So three
Speaker 1: days in I get a call from someone in corporate
Speaker 1: asked me who I am. Oh, you're busting, not even close.
Speaker 1: I told them that the old manager quit and she
Speaker 1: hired me as a replacement. And they were like, oh, okay,
Speaker 1: what wait, did you just get a job as the
Speaker 1: movie manager for real? Yeah? They sent me like to
Speaker 1: fill out my paperwork. I put that all back already,
Speaker 1: have experience, right, So now I've been managing this theater
Speaker 1: for four years. You're still there. Oh my god, that's
Speaker 1: how you got the job. Yep. And then listen to
Speaker 1: this one. This is the best part of the whole story.
Speaker 1: The guy that was so aggressively written my ticket as
Speaker 1: you said, that was a jerk to me. I got
Speaker 1: to fire him. Oh do you do you like your job? Kurt?
Speaker 1: I love it. I love it. That's good. It also
Speaker 1: has like a plot to get revenge for one day
Speaker 1: and now you have a new career. You showed you
Speaker 1: have benefits that'll teach them. I hope you're running the
Speaker 1: entire National France hopefully one day. Yeah. I mean with
Speaker 1: the way that the corporate treated it, they were just
Speaker 1: the same as the seventeen year old work in the
Speaker 1: front desk. They were like, oh you're the new manager. Sure, okay, yeah, wow,
Speaker 1: social security number were good. We're gonna come watch a
Speaker 1: movie at your theater soon free of charge. Yes, thanks
Speaker 1: for telling us that curtain text into seven eighty five
Speaker 1: nine two. If you have a confession you've been holding onto,
Speaker 1: we can hide your identity, mask your voice, get you
Speaker 1: into a movie theater for free, and make you the
Speaker 1: next mass speaker phone taps. Coming up next Brooke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning,