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Speaker 1: listening to the voice I've come on dig me now
Speaker 1: one and only, Steve Harvey, I got a radio show.
Speaker 1: Somebody sent me an email one day that, you know,
Speaker 1: kind of a nasty little email, you know, I think
Speaker 1: I said it wants to before Steve Harvey trying to
Speaker 1: be a preacher. Man, I'm so far from being a preacher. Man,
Speaker 1: I can't even tell you. But what I am trying
Speaker 1: to do is share information. Now. I understand how haters work,
Speaker 1: and I understand how the devil works. Believe me, I
Speaker 1: do you know? Sometimes even heat, the devil surprises me
Speaker 1: at the level and the angles of attack they use,
Speaker 1: you know which, I go, wow, man, I didn't I
Speaker 1: didn't see that one. Oh that was pretty slick. I
Speaker 1: gotta get credit on that. He try to get me.
Speaker 1: But every time you try to get me, I get saved.
Speaker 1: I get saved every time, man, because because God got me,
Speaker 1: God got some angels camped around me. That's what my
Speaker 1: mom used to always say as a Sunday school teacher.
Speaker 1: Never really understood it, but you know when I was
Speaker 1: growing up as a kid, but I got it. Now,
Speaker 1: he got some angels around me. And angels come into
Speaker 1: form sometimes of people, people who pull your coat to this,
Speaker 1: or introduce you to that, or reveal some information to
Speaker 1: you like this. He got them all around me. So see,
Speaker 1: having a relationship with God has been beneficial to me, y'all.
Speaker 1: It's not just that what he gives to me, but
Speaker 1: what he protects me from. And you know, some some
Speaker 1: people wonder, well, if you were God, why he letting
Speaker 1: people do that to you. Now, that's not how it works. See,
Speaker 1: there's two forces in this world, as good and as evil.
Speaker 1: And if you succumb to good, that's what you become,
Speaker 1: that's what you do. But everybody don't succumb to good.
Speaker 1: Some people succumb to evil. Some people's mission is to hate,
Speaker 1: to destroy, to tear down, and so that forces at
Speaker 1: work in this world too, And when that force comes
Speaker 1: up against me. What God never promised me that I
Speaker 1: wouldn't see none of that, that I wouldn't see the attacks,
Speaker 1: that I would not come under fire, that I would
Speaker 1: not be falsely accused. He didn't say that. A matter
Speaker 1: of fact, he fo warned me that it would happen.
Speaker 1: Or what he does give me in those moments are
Speaker 1: moments of comfort in peace, knowing that He's with me.
Speaker 1: And no, no matter what my enemy does to bring
Speaker 1: me down, it ain't gonna work. It ain't gonna work.
Speaker 1: So come if you want to fight, if you will.
Speaker 1: I have a man that has been attacking me since
Speaker 1: I owned the comedy club in Dallas. He has been
Speaker 1: on a mission and that if I don't give him
Speaker 1: five million dollars, he gonna do it. He didn't done everything, man,
Speaker 1: he has done everything. Now he've messed around and got
Speaker 1: itself now claiming in his letters physically ill and his
Speaker 1: illnesses and what's befalling his family. He's blaming that on
Speaker 1: me too. As Steve Harvey not stressed me out and
Speaker 1: paid me this money he owed me, we were you
Speaker 1: coming with this? He just has kept on it. On
Speaker 1: it on and you know what, he a messed around,
Speaker 1: got itself sick. He messed around, man, got himself in
Speaker 1: some situation. And can I tell you something. It's been
Speaker 1: going on since nine teen, maybe ninety seven. He started
Speaker 1: the attack when I first went on, No before that,
Speaker 1: probably ninety five. He started the attacks in ninety five,
Speaker 1: every nine in he didn't got six lawyers. All the
Speaker 1: lawyers didn't drop the case. After they come in and
Speaker 1: they discover the fact. But he steady trying. But it's
Speaker 1: too angels that's around. And I forewarned him several times. Man,
Speaker 1: and man, if I was you, I go head on
Speaker 1: because what I'm not gonna do is been because see,
Speaker 1: you cannot break me because I happened to be a
Speaker 1: soldier for Christ. I happened to be an imperfect soldier
Speaker 1: or Christ as nothing, Man as nothing. And oh it
Speaker 1: ain't like a bunch of people and tried. Now, Oh
Speaker 1: y'all all been on YouTube, y'all been on the internet.
Speaker 1: Oh they didn't try. Oh they didn't put some dirt
Speaker 1: on me. Man, that ain't true. But if you keep
Speaker 1: looking at me though, and I'm not the prize, but
Speaker 1: if you put your eyes on God, it's where you go.
Speaker 1: But if you look at me, He's covered me through
Speaker 1: it all. And that's been the importance of the relationship
Speaker 1: I formed with God, is that I know that I'm
Speaker 1: under his wings, that I'm ever under his ever loving protection,
Speaker 1: that he got me. And I just want to share
Speaker 1: that with you that if you got If you're looking
Speaker 1: for some protection, if you're looking for a way to
Speaker 1: have the strength to get through what you're going through,
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Speaker 1: it looks like you ain't gonna make it, and you
Speaker 1: still believe that that's for you, get you some God man.
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Speaker 1: just telling you. See it's real what I'm saying. Man,
Speaker 1: I ain't on dude with it. You understand. I'm just
Speaker 1: telling you real. Get you some God, man, and be patient,
Speaker 1: have faith, believe, don't doubt, but Lord have mercy. Get
Speaker 1: ready to work your tail off. Did you hear me?
Speaker 1: Get you some faith, Believe, don't doubt, and get ready
Speaker 1: to work your tail off. God can't blessing you. See
Speaker 1: a lot of times we go to God asking for
Speaker 1: prayers and stuff, but we go to him and we
Speaker 1: don't give nothing. God nothing to bless. We won't blessings,
Speaker 1: but we don't give him nothing to bless. You make
Speaker 1: one step, he'll make two. You start, he'll finish you come,
Speaker 1: He'll go you dream it, He'll build you started, He'll finish.
Speaker 1: See you see you trying to everything your way. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go to court a conversation with a man yesterday
Speaker 1: just sitting and just call me man, and was just
Speaker 1: talking about but Steve. You know, man, I've just dude
Speaker 1: been on me twenty three hundred dollars for four years.
Speaker 1: I just asked him, have you survived the folk without
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Speaker 1: you have spent trying to get to twenty three hundred?
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Speaker 1: Do you have a few hundred mold to try to
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Speaker 1: God probably got something way greater for you. But you
Speaker 1: gotta let go of your own thinking and let God
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Speaker 1: don't love as much as he loved me, because I'd
Speaker 1: have been through with me a long time ago. I
Speaker 1: really would have. That's how I know he loved me,
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Speaker 1: You did what, man, I don't come in here with
Speaker 1: that no more, Steve what so man? I appreciate it. Man,
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Speaker 1: A lot of people we're gonna have to stay true
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Speaker 1: like they gotta go do it everybody else doing. If
Speaker 1: they're doing that, I gotta do this to get to
Speaker 1: where I'm going, or if I don't do this, I
Speaker 1: ain't gonna make it there. But I've seen you be
Speaker 1: the same consistent Steve Harvey this whole entire time. Where'd
Speaker 1: you learn that from? Well? Through experience mostly, But then
Speaker 1: you know, my mama told me when she was Sunday school,
Speaker 1: she said, your route is a different route. She said,
Speaker 1: get off their mother paths. God didn't put you on album.
Speaker 1: And so, in a strange way, I started learning exactly
Speaker 1: what she meant as I got older. And that's the
Speaker 1: problem that people don't know. People think that if they
Speaker 1: emulate somebody else that they ship, that that will result
Speaker 1: in them having the same life journey path that they did.
Speaker 1: When no two people have that. Huh. All you gotta
Speaker 1: do is look at your fingerprint. Everybody has differ fingerprint.
Speaker 1: Everybody got different path. I'll know two roads travel the
Speaker 1: exact same that I know, set the circumstances that occur
Speaker 1: in the exact same order for everybody. That happens at
Speaker 1: a different period of time. You may have some similar
Speaker 1: things happen in your life, but I promise you they
Speaker 1: ain't in the exact same order. So once you understand that,
Speaker 1: be okay with your path, your journey, your mission, your route,
Speaker 1: and go ahead and do it. I'm gonna tell you,
Speaker 1: if you try to do somebody else's route, you are
Speaker 1: setting yourself back because that ain't yours. I can promise you. Example,
Speaker 1: let's just look at the music industry today. Have you
Speaker 1: ever in the history of our existence as people. Have
Speaker 1: you ever seen these many people attempt to get into
Speaker 1: the music business. I ain't ever met more producers, rappers, artists,
Speaker 1: man on family feud. When I'm interviewing young people, man,
Speaker 1: I go down to Ross ain't man, So what what's
Speaker 1: your goal here? Yeah, I'm gonna be an artist? What
Speaker 1: type of artists? Yeah, I'm I got a wrap career.
Speaker 1: I said to myself. So much for the word career.
Speaker 1: Nah no, yes, you know, but it's people see the
Speaker 1: success of other people and they think that's for them.
Speaker 1: That's not true, man, It's just not true. There's a
Speaker 1: lot of young people waste today time trying to be
Speaker 1: something something they saw. That's why so many women trying
Speaker 1: to look like Kim Kardashian. Oh look how many podcasts?
Speaker 1: All right? Coming up with thirty two minutes after the hour,
Speaker 1: we'll hear from the Nephew. He is back to run
Speaker 1: that prank back. Right after this you're listening to show
Speaker 1: it is time now to start your morning off with
Speaker 1: the Nephew and run that prank back. Welcome back, neph
Speaker 1: What you got for us today? Well, if you're gonna
Speaker 1: come back, you're gonna have to come back. Stupid now
Speaker 1: that's what you got to do. And it's right here.
Speaker 1: Give me my arm back, Give me my arm back.
Speaker 1: Deep stupid. We don't do shallow stupid. We do deeps,
Speaker 1: never had and never will. Let's go cat up. Hello. Hello,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Philip. Yeah, this this is Philip. Hey,
Speaker 1: how are you doing? Who is this? Are you? Philip? Up?
Speaker 1: Is that who you are? Yes? This is Philip? Okay?
Speaker 1: Is there is there? Is your son? Dude? Dude, you
Speaker 1: know what dar is? Okay, calm down, yes, okay, what
Speaker 1: is my son? Calm down? First of all? Is your son?
Speaker 1: Is he there in the house right now? Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: that's not the issue. What the issue is? What what
Speaker 1: do you what do you need? Sir? My name is Burns, okay,
Speaker 1: and I live two streets over from y'all. Do your
Speaker 1: son play with a bay named Tim a Timmis? Yes,
Speaker 1: they they grew up together. They play ball together. That
Speaker 1: that's where they are now. They playing ball right now?
Speaker 1: What they playing balling? Right now? Sitting down there at
Speaker 1: the part? Play ball? Don't they always the part? That's
Speaker 1: what I need to know. I need to know where
Speaker 1: they are. Let me tell you something of hold on saying,
Speaker 1: hold on, saying what you need to know where they
Speaker 1: are for and what and what you're gonna do? What
Speaker 1: is the problem that boys there is? And pim come
Speaker 1: they say they were walking up my street today and
Speaker 1: came over here. I have a prosthetic arm. My right
Speaker 1: arm is prosthetic, and they know what. Hold hold on saying,
Speaker 1: hold you say you got a prosthetic arm, Yes, I do.
Speaker 1: My right arm is a prosthetic arm. And the boys
Speaker 1: came over they got to do with my son, your
Speaker 1: boy and that boy Pim came over here and pulled
Speaker 1: my arm off of me and ran down the street
Speaker 1: with it. Who hold on saying hold on, I'm saying, hold,
Speaker 1: I'm saying, you try to tell me that that that
Speaker 1: you lost your arm to my son and his friend
Speaker 1: and they ran off with your arm. They played basketball?
Speaker 1: Is that what you're telling me? So I'm telling you
Speaker 1: that I don't know what. I didn't know nothing about
Speaker 1: no basketball. They didn't came and took my prosthetic arm
Speaker 1: all for me. I'm gonna saying, hold, I'm saying, we
Speaker 1: tell you something that doesn't sound like what something my
Speaker 1: son would do. Okay, exactly what they do where they're
Speaker 1: going at all times, and that's not something that they
Speaker 1: would do. I'm sick a player talking about what they
Speaker 1: kid we will do it, won't do. You don't know
Speaker 1: what they do when they with y'all. I'm glad you
Speaker 1: told me they say you at the park, because I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go right over here to this as far as
Speaker 1: now and when I found him, I'm a woman, can't
Speaker 1: get money all back. Okay, hold on, hold on, hold
Speaker 1: on saying hold on, just hold everything. Okay, hold on
Speaker 1: sagging now because you don't say that you're gonna go
Speaker 1: do something that I know you don't really mean. All right,
Speaker 1: say what I mean exactly what I'm saying. They got
Speaker 1: my all? How you thinking feels that somebody trying to
Speaker 1: take your arm? Sir? Okay, look, let's try to keep disrespectful,
Speaker 1: all right. All right, you say they got your arm? Right?
Speaker 1: How about this? You're going to go get my boys? Okay,
Speaker 1: First of all, I will meet you at the park.
Speaker 1: I will meet you at the park, and we're gonna
Speaker 1: talk to talk about the situation like like, gentlemen, Okay,
Speaker 1: ain't no, ain't no need for you to go down
Speaker 1: there and start metchal with youngsters. Okay, all right, that's
Speaker 1: what we're gonna do. You're still good. They've got my all. Third,
Speaker 1: with all due respect, Okay, you're talking about my son,
Speaker 1: and I know what he is capable of doing and
Speaker 1: what he's not gonna do, and he don't disrespect the
Speaker 1: older people like that, especially with somebody with it with
Speaker 1: an impairment or disablement or whatever you got. I'm sorry
Speaker 1: about your arm. I'm on the hill. I'm I'm trying.
Speaker 1: I'm man if you, of course, do you not think
Speaker 1: taking somebody all is disrespectful. That's disrespectful to take off
Speaker 1: the old man all and run down the street with sir, disrespectful?
Speaker 1: But what is what it is? Not? What it is
Speaker 1: not disrespectful. Also as you telling me you're gonna go
Speaker 1: up there and what my son, and that's not gonna happen. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's what I'm gonna do. I'm hung up as soon
Speaker 1: as I get on his head off. Okay, all second, sir,
Speaker 1: he's gonna do what to my son. I'm a son
Speaker 1: up as soon as I get to this part. And
Speaker 1: the ain't pittman, that's with it because they tell my
Speaker 1: arm and they know they did I'm gonna okay, let
Speaker 1: let me tell you something. You don't call me up,
Speaker 1: disrespecting me and threatening my son. Do you know what
Speaker 1: you're talking to? I'll tell you what you do, tell
Speaker 1: you what you to commit to that part and just
Speaker 1: read on my son wrong? Okay, say his name wrong? Okay,
Speaker 1: say it, and then I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take your other arm and I'm gonna beat
Speaker 1: you here. Let me tell you something. Let me tell
Speaker 1: you something I don't think. Don't think? Okay, who what's
Speaker 1: going on? Because I'm there, I whip you? Ain't your
Speaker 1: song because going on? I'll promise you that. Okay, Come on, family,
Speaker 1: I'm you ain't gonna know what to do with your
Speaker 1: life because you can't find your arm. You ain't got
Speaker 1: no sense, and you over here with the wrong people's family,
Speaker 1: all right. You don't know, You don't know what happen.
Speaker 1: You don't know I lost my un know what I happened?
Speaker 1: You quiet? No, No, you know I know what happened.
Speaker 1: H Why is you quiet? We asked you something, mister sycident.
Speaker 1: What the problem? You don't know what? You don't know
Speaker 1: how I lost the arm? You don't know how I
Speaker 1: lost it. I don't know how you've lost your arm.
Speaker 1: I really I don't give my just I don't know
Speaker 1: who got your arm? My son and got your arm? No,
Speaker 1: your so you don't he don't. He don't have my arm.
Speaker 1: Tommy Tommy got my arm? Who got your arm? Tom
Speaker 1: Me got it? Tommy Tommy got it? Tell me the
Speaker 1: one got the arm? Joe whom me man, Tommy Man,
Speaker 1: nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man, your
Speaker 1: son dary is fifteen year old, got me the frank
Speaker 1: phone call you. Oh yo, man, yo, he called you
Speaker 1: and told me that so her punishment. I knew he
Speaker 1: wasn't gonna do your punishment double time. Now, Oh man,
Speaker 1: you are y'all something else? Oh man, hey man, I
Speaker 1: gotta ask you, man, what's the what's the baddest and
Speaker 1: I mean the baddest radio show in the lands, The
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. You already know that? Was it
Speaker 1: deep enough? Yes? It was? You never wanted to come
Speaker 1: back in another hour one We'll get a little deeper
Speaker 1: than that. I got all right, Thank you, nep you
Speaker 1: coming up next, It is asked the cello chief Love
Speaker 1: Officer Steve Harvey in the building. Right after this. You're
Speaker 1: listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at the
Speaker 1: top of the hour. And entertainment news. The movie You People,
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Speaker 1: We'll talk about all of these stories at the top
Speaker 1: of the hour, but right now it is time to
Speaker 1: ask the CLO chief Love Officer Steve Harvey ready for you.
Speaker 1: All Right, here we go, Benita and Augusta writes, I
Speaker 1: raised my twenty eight year old son by myself, and
Speaker 1: his father wasn't around. When my son got married, his
Speaker 1: dad showed up and now they're best friends. My son
Speaker 1: lets his dad and his wife keep his baby, and
Speaker 1: it angers me. How do I get past these feelings?
Speaker 1: Stop hating? You know, man, the father and the son
Speaker 1: got it together. That's something your son has always been missing.
Speaker 1: And wanted and now he has it once they keeping
Speaker 1: the baby. That angers you. He the grandfather. She's still
Speaker 1: mad at him. Yeah, but see the real problem ain't
Speaker 1: the baby or the daddy. It's the daddy with the
Speaker 1: girl that's keeping the baby. That's what you're man at.
Speaker 1: That he won't huh and didn't want you. That's what
Speaker 1: you're mad at. Get over it. He wasn't the man
Speaker 1: for you. It's a blessing that it didn't work out.
Speaker 1: And the good thing is you all have this wonderful
Speaker 1: son who's doing the right thing. That's it. But you
Speaker 1: ain't gonna look at the blessing because you're looking at
Speaker 1: what you're mad at. You're gonna miss the blessing being
Speaker 1: man he forgave his father. Yeah, man, you don't see that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And you have time, man, so you can move on.
Speaker 1: You talking to him for because it's his daddy, What
Speaker 1: same reason you was talking to him? Yeah, she has
Speaker 1: some built up resentment. Yeah, all right, Koreyanne and the
Speaker 1: DMV says, I've been messing with a married man for
Speaker 1: a while and we planned to go out of town
Speaker 1: for Valentine's Day, but his wife found an email with
Speaker 1: his itinerary on it. He told her the trip was
Speaker 1: for them. I still have my ticket and my own room.
Speaker 1: So should I go on the trip and act like
Speaker 1: I don't know him if I run into them? Yes? Please, girl,
Speaker 1: listen to me. You signed up knowing what the deal
Speaker 1: was that you signed up. You went into this. Now
Speaker 1: what you're gonna go to run into him for and
Speaker 1: act like you're on knowing? Why? Because it's a free
Speaker 1: trip for her, that's why. That's that's what she's thinking about.
Speaker 1: I don't see the free in this. What a free? Surely?
Speaker 1: The word I'm looking for is use us? Why as you?
Speaker 1: What does that mean? You shut up? Surely? Oh? This
Speaker 1: telling this woman to go down here and mess all
Speaker 1: these people's lives up when you signed up for you.
Speaker 1: If she goes, she gonna be miserable because she gonna
Speaker 1: see him, she said. Yeah, she says, I'm gonna act
Speaker 1: like I don't know him. If she let me tell
Speaker 1: you something, he's gonna act like he don't know you.
Speaker 1: So now she wants to go on her free trip. No,
Speaker 1: that ain't no go on the free trip, she mad,
Speaker 1: because she ain't going on the trip. All right, whatever,
Speaker 1: I know you right there, callar with a knife in
Speaker 1: your free trip. Surely you girls stop. I can ignore. Oh,
Speaker 1: I can't ignore. You can ignore us. You can't ignore
Speaker 1: your husband sleeping with this woman. You're not gonna be
Speaker 1: able to ignore that. She's saying as the other woman,
Speaker 1: YU ain't never been no side piece. No, you don't
Speaker 1: even know how to do no side piece. It's a
Speaker 1: free trip, are we missing? You've been an entree your
Speaker 1: whole life. You ain't gonna be no damn side piece.
Speaker 1: It's a free trip. Get over there, sit down somewhere
Speaker 1: and act like a side It's a free trip for her.
Speaker 1: That's all she's thinking about. It's worth the free trip. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be. Moving on to Katina and Lexington, Katina says,
Speaker 1: my husband and I had a disagreement over social media.
Speaker 1: He thinks it's okay to follow my friends and like
Speaker 1: their pictures. I think it sends the wrong message if
Speaker 1: I was to follow his friends and like pictures. He
Speaker 1: flip out. How do I resolve this issue? How do
Speaker 1: I resolve m They had an argument over social media?
Speaker 1: And yeah, she see her husband is following her friends
Speaker 1: and he likes their pictures. Okay, she thinks it. Yeah, she,
Speaker 1: she says, if she were to follow his friends and
Speaker 1: like their pictures, he flip out. So how does she
Speaker 1: resolve this yellow? Yeah, he should meet him. He pressed
Speaker 1: a double heart, Yeah, double hearts, smile, emotion strong, prayer
Speaker 1: him fire too much fire one hundred. You got a
Speaker 1: whole string of emojis, red haghes, shoes and lips. Hey,
Speaker 1: hey dog, you're going too damn far. Yeah, like you
Speaker 1: don't know sw don't know everything. What is yours? Like
Speaker 1: a pictures for I don't understand that. I don't I
Speaker 1: missed that arrow. I don't do that. So you do
Speaker 1: you have no help for her to resolve? No, my
Speaker 1: wife got friends on the internet. I don't know nothing. No,
Speaker 1: he don't know the double tip your signs, yeah, five signs,
Speaker 1: all that road roads. But see now you gotta reply.
Speaker 1: You're doing it now that I'm just doing like I'm
Speaker 1: looking like pass word. I'm putting together some symbols that
Speaker 1: need a pass She needs to fight five with five.
Speaker 1: Follow his friends and she if he's doing the same
Speaker 1: thing that I put that emoji on that with a
Speaker 1: little yellow thing, had that tear coming down his faith?
Speaker 1: Uh huh, Yeah, that means I wish I would meet
Speaker 1: you instead. Yeah, I wish You're going too far you wish. Yeah.
Speaker 1: See that's IBB on them do it hidding like I
Speaker 1: don't know no better too much as always up. You
Speaker 1: put a soccer ball up there for no reasons. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't know every time I see you as like
Speaker 1: a king. You don't know what your emojis mean? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you stay off day off social media. Thank you, Ciello.
Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, we'll have
Speaker 1: some entertainment news for you. Right after this, you're listening
Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, the movie You People,
Speaker 1: starring Lauren London, Jonah Hill, Eddie Murphy and Nia Long
Speaker 1: is the number one movie on Netflix. It's in number
Speaker 1: one in America and in Dubai. You People is a
Speaker 1: movie about a Jewish man named Ezra played by Jonah
Speaker 1: Hill dating a Muslim woman named Amra played by Lauren London.
Speaker 1: We got to see the family dynamics and both cultures
Speaker 1: clashing and coming together. Fans also noticed many tributes to
Speaker 1: Lauren's partner, the late Nipsey Hustle in the movie. There
Speaker 1: were scenes that included Nipsey's music images, billboards and landmarks
Speaker 1: and you People, directed and co written by Ken yet Barris. Now, Steve,
Speaker 1: you saw the movie. What do you think? I thought
Speaker 1: the movie was pretty funny man so good U. I
Speaker 1: wasn't expected it to go that way because I used
Speaker 1: to seeing Eddie in a different way. But it's a
Speaker 1: really good movie. I love the lead actor, the guy
Speaker 1: David the comany or Jonah Hill, funniest hill Man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Johnny Hill, Yeah, he was funny. It was really really good.
Speaker 1: Eddie was hilarious. Lord London's daddy Nia long r Mom. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was really really good. It was a good movie,
Speaker 1: very cute ball and congratulations Murphy, congratulations to you Steve
Speaker 1: for seeing a current movie and congratulation. Yeah, that was amazing. Mike, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's right. I mean Mike, Mike Epps really plays the role.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I wish I could find this all. I
Speaker 1: made a series of stuff that y'all should watch. What
Speaker 1: it what? You know? You know what? Old on? Let
Speaker 1: me go cause I tell him shot, I'm gonna tell
Speaker 1: you one of the best shows I've seen. Oh no,
Speaker 1: it's a series called you Don't Know Me. You don't
Speaker 1: Know Me? Okay, Okay, I ain't seen that. Have you
Speaker 1: seen the whole thing? Tommy? It is good that right
Speaker 1: there is really good. That lead after that black dude,
Speaker 1: that boy playing it. There's some cold writers there, man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a cold, cold piece. You don't know me on Netflix.
Speaker 1: Don't know who the dude is. Had never seen something.
Speaker 1: I don't know who this boy is. He's London. Seems
Speaker 1: like this. You don't know me on Netflix. Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: telling you right now, you better sit down and watch him. Okay,
Speaker 1: what else you got a right? What else is about?
Speaker 1: Sixty six? The new Steve Harvey? Yes, y'all don't know.
Speaker 1: I've decided to have more fun in my life. We
Speaker 1: don't know you. We don't know you. No, y'all don't
Speaker 1: know me. Now. I'm gonna mind gonna be. You don't
Speaker 1: know me either. What else? You gotta let me hear it? Now? Yeah?
Speaker 1: That one was pretty good. Oh I take man, I've
Speaker 1: watched New York Bling, Yes, yeah, I hate it, but there.
Speaker 1: I can't stand stuff like that. But there as a
Speaker 1: young girl on that show Asian. Is that what you posted? Yes? Yes,
Speaker 1: that's politically correct, Yes, thank you? One the one I
Speaker 1: don't know watch this show, this one, the one one
Speaker 1: man Tina or Tree ya, yes, yes, yeah, I just
Speaker 1: saw clip where she was supposed to go to a
Speaker 1: Chinnail fan I should show and she sent all the
Speaker 1: stuff to wear and she didn't make it and she
Speaker 1: was in the car crying. I just I think she's smart. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's it. Yeah. The other girl I know from La
Speaker 1: the other I wish your new names name is Dorothy Dorothy. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I've been you know, stuff like that. Then I've
Speaker 1: watched The King or Joe Berg. That's not for me.
Speaker 1: I was Shaunty town at that ain't too much time.
Speaker 1: I don't like, don't you know? I like stuff? And
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden, once you put some voodoo
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Speaker 1: don't like what I was trying to start it off
Speaker 1: with one he liked. But now see I started watching
Speaker 1: the show. But if I don't like it, I cut
Speaker 1: it off because I ain't got no time for this.
Speaker 1: You will like Tosa King. I watch that time. That
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Speaker 1: I try to watch m here's the problem. If you
Speaker 1: watch Amazon Prime out the country, here's problem. And then
Speaker 1: it says how to watch this movie, and then you
Speaker 1: click the button how to watch, and then it say
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Speaker 1: don't know how to rent. No movie, don't fit the
Speaker 1: rent nothing, so I pressed by. But then it says
Speaker 1: you have to buy this on your mobile device or computer.
Speaker 1: Then hal ish on the TV phone because you need
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Speaker 1: Prime Apprime Video. Do you had it on your phone?
Speaker 1: You need to download everything before you leave the state. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: you don't what you mean? I don't know? Yeahtorial, right now,
Speaker 1: you know like you're surprised, like you activated with me.
Speaker 1: You don't have coming up in twa minute. We know
Speaker 1: who wants there coming up in twenty minutes after the hour,
Speaker 1: we'll talk about Jalen Hurts right after this, you're listening
Speaker 1: to morning show. We all know this will be the
Speaker 1: first Super Bowl with two black quarterbacks. Okay, Jalen Hurts
Speaker 1: and passed the home yep yep. During the postgame interview,
Speaker 1: Jalen Hurts was asked about his first year playing for
Speaker 1: the Philadelphia Eagles and he said, they didn't want me here.
Speaker 1: Take a listen my first year here. I mean, it
Speaker 1: probably didn't even want to draft me year. You know,
Speaker 1: it's probably one of those things, but it always handled
Speaker 1: this up. John, you said a little bit ago, they
Speaker 1: probably never wanted to draft me here? Did you mean
Speaker 1: the front office of the fans? I mean, I know,
Speaker 1: you know, there was a bit surprised to many. Be
Speaker 1: surprised to many for my favorite verse. You know, I
Speaker 1: went through a lot of stuff from college and it
Speaker 1: kind of stuck with me. John thirteen to seven. You
Speaker 1: may not know, Nobil lady. Later you understand, hopefully people understand.
Speaker 1: You understand why Keller crue que verse girl. Oh y'all
Speaker 1: trying to take credit for this? Definitely both on Texas boys.
Speaker 1: They both Texas Oh okay, well, which only proves one thing.
Speaker 1: I don't want to hit I don't want to hear today.
Speaker 1: Now you want to be to get your ass out
Speaker 1: of Texas. That's a damn then you can win. It's terrible.
Speaker 1: Little at hello, I remember having this week. Yeah, she's weird.
Speaker 1: She let's see speak to the historical aspect of this.
Speaker 1: Two black quarterbacks in the super Bowl. That's major. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's major. You know, it's it's not as major as
Speaker 1: it used to be because of the culture now, because
Speaker 1: what they do so quickly is they wash over facts
Speaker 1: like this and they normalize very very quickly, very very quickly.
Speaker 1: It's a phenomenal thing. But you got two black quarterbacks,
Speaker 1: you got Rihanna during the halftime show, Baby Face is
Speaker 1: gonna be there, Shirley Ralph is doing pregame stuff. This
Speaker 1: is a pretty pretty big night African Americans performing playing ball.
Speaker 1: Look if you if you do it the right way
Speaker 1: when you talk athletics and entertainment, who you're talking about? Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean we are such a major contributor in every
Speaker 1: single sport we play. I mean, you know, and then
Speaker 1: look and then and then when we do make a
Speaker 1: big deal of it, then here comes to opposition. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, so it's it's a it's a it's a
Speaker 1: it's a blessing. It's a wind wind for us, you know.
Speaker 1: But we need more, we need we always, yes, sir,
Speaker 1: all right, coming up at thirty four minutes after the hour,
Speaker 1: we're gonna check your voicemail, Steve eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve.
Speaker 1: Right after this you're listening to show well, Steve, it
Speaker 1: is time now to check your voicemail. If you want
Speaker 1: to leave Steve a voicemail, call him eight seven seven
Speaker 1: twenty nine. Steve. This first one, Steve. A caller left
Speaker 1: a message about police brutality. She doesn't think it's about
Speaker 1: the blue uniform. Take a listen, Hey, Steve, I heard
Speaker 1: your comment about the blue uniform, and I don't I
Speaker 1: don't really think it has all to blame on the
Speaker 1: blue uniform. I think black kill black all the time,
Speaker 1: pretty often in the street. Black kille black in the
Speaker 1: same Hispanic kill Hispanic. It's not a black thing. I
Speaker 1: think it's it's not on the blue uniform. Yeah, great,
Speaker 1: you're wrong, Thank you for calling. You're absolutely wrong. There
Speaker 1: is a culture in the blue uniform amongst some of
Speaker 1: the officers that allow for their previously held bigotry, hatred
Speaker 1: of black people to resonnate and and be allowed to
Speaker 1: come out in the form of that uniform. It has
Speaker 1: a lot to do with the blue uniform. While we
Speaker 1: are why all the stories about the blue uniform. See,
Speaker 1: I got blacks killed blacks, I got Latinos killer, I
Speaker 1: got white people killed white people. But we're talking about
Speaker 1: what the police do white people don't. Police don't kill
Speaker 1: unarmed white people. What a part? What part about this
Speaker 1: you missed? See, y'all always see that's why I see
Speaker 1: someone as you say something that's like on the pro
Speaker 1: side of blacks, here comes somebody with the damn argument
Speaker 1: that don't know what the hell they're talking about. So now, lady,
Speaker 1: you don't understand, and you ain't trying to understand. See,
Speaker 1: don't try to fix the problem we have by pointing
Speaker 1: out the other problem, because now you take the problem
Speaker 1: off the problem we had with police brutality. We have
Speaker 1: had this fuck decades, y'all just now seeing it. But
Speaker 1: I grew up in the sixties. I saw it before
Speaker 1: we had a camera to tell y'all it was happening
Speaker 1: to us, and nobody believed it. Now you got it,
Speaker 1: and we show it to you. Now you're trying to
Speaker 1: find every other reason why it's happening. It's because your
Speaker 1: ass got the uniform and a badge and you got
Speaker 1: the power to act out your racism. That's what it is,
Speaker 1: not damn because you say it ain't okay, what is
Speaker 1: it then? But I ain't hear you say that. That's
Speaker 1: what pissed me off. I just said, man a minute ago,
Speaker 1: that's why I hate to say something onna be half
Speaker 1: the black people, because here they come and it don't
Speaker 1: always be white people. The hell you call that damn statement?
Speaker 1: For that statement you called in, don't allow us to
Speaker 1: fix nothing thing because we can't address the problem because
Speaker 1: you want to point out the other damn problem. I
Speaker 1: realize we have other problems. But you took the oath
Speaker 1: to serve and protect as a police officer. Yes, that's right,
Speaker 1: and you are to uphold the law, not to break it. Right, right,
Speaker 1: that's it, right, I'm sorry, All right, it's okay. Now.
Speaker 1: This caller, Steve, left a message about the six Memphis
Speaker 1: police officer involved in the beating depth of Tyree nichols Um.
Speaker 1: Take a listen. Good morning, Steve. My name is Barbara
Speaker 1: I'm a resident of Memphis, Tennessee. I was listening to
Speaker 1: your show this morning and you were commending Chief David's
Speaker 1: for her quick reaction to arrest the officers. Keep in mind,
Speaker 1: there's a video of the Aitsie arrest. There's a white
Speaker 1: officer that also participated in that. He was the first
Speaker 1: one to take Tyree Nichols. So I just want to
Speaker 1: share that information for you. So justice hasn't been completely
Speaker 1: served because all officers have not been arrested. Thank you
Speaker 1: have a blessed that all right now? I received that,
Speaker 1: I received he ye yeah, But now charge of this though?
Speaker 1: Um back to the first caller, it's just the other
Speaker 1: person that they're talking about bringing charges on. Does he
Speaker 1: not have a uniform on too? See? I just want
Speaker 1: to keep the focus on what is on. We are
Speaker 1: talking about fice, yes, yes, yes, see, we are talking
Speaker 1: about human brutality. We're talking about police brutality. Because if
Speaker 1: you want to go about blacks on black, well, listen,
Speaker 1: then we got to go all the way back to
Speaker 1: all these mass shootings. Who the hell going to school
Speaker 1: and shoot a bount your kids? Who the hell we're
Speaker 1: going there shoot a bunch of people watching movies, but
Speaker 1: you signed up and we hey, you tax paying dollars
Speaker 1: to serve and protect black or white or whatever. Okay, sir, yes, sir,
Speaker 1: all right, thank you callers. Coming up next, it is
Speaker 1: a prank phone call for today. As we switch gears
Speaker 1: with the nephew. Right after this, you're listening to the
Speaker 1: Stave Harvey Morning Show coming up at the top of
Speaker 1: the hour, right about four minutes after. It's my strawberry
Speaker 1: letter for today, and the subject is what's so darn funny?
Speaker 1: We'll find out. We'll get into it in just a
Speaker 1: bit because right now the nephew is here with today's
Speaker 1: prank phone call. What you got for us? Neft for today?
Speaker 1: This goes out to these churches, these pastors that you know,
Speaker 1: We get dressed, we get to church, and then y'all
Speaker 1: ain't preaching on the Sunday that we get there, and
Speaker 1: it's really aggravating sometimes, it really is. It really is
Speaker 1: y'all need to send a text out a memo or
Speaker 1: something when y'all ain't preaching that day. Let us give
Speaker 1: us I noticed on that that's not cool to get
Speaker 1: completely dressed. And then you got somebody in there, you
Speaker 1: you know, can't preach everybody, Howard. Everybody don't want to
Speaker 1: Terrible J. Howard message? What is he talking? We want
Speaker 1: to have them guess appears from Reverend Howard at this point,
Speaker 1: Reverend Howard would be good to deliver the word. And
Speaker 1: where's the word coming from? What? What? What? What? Where
Speaker 1: about that? I've seen it? You ain't laying man. So
Speaker 1: the title list is I want my money back? I
Speaker 1: want I want my money back? I do, I do? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you guys love all anything? I want all? I want
Speaker 1: it back. It did not go the way I want.
Speaker 1: I want my money back. I think what I want?
Speaker 1: A church refund? What's wrong with that? Of your time? Okay? Time?
Speaker 1: Yea love all from whatever it is. Let's go catch dog. Hello.
Speaker 1: I need to speak to Suster Felicia. So I okay,
Speaker 1: who is this? This right? Here? Is Glenn? All right?
Speaker 1: This is Glenn. I need this is brother Glenn. Can
Speaker 1: I speak to Suster Felicia? But I have compleat Okay, sir,
Speaker 1: how did you get my number? I got to a
Speaker 1: number for one of the deacons at the church. Okay,
Speaker 1: what deacon was that? I don't even know the deacon name.
Speaker 1: I'm out listen when I'm trying to ask you. I'm
Speaker 1: trying to ask you, can you are reimburse me for
Speaker 1: some money that I put in church on Sunday? Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: can you just calm down just a little place, sir?
Speaker 1: I'm look. Are you the financial person at the church? Yes?
Speaker 1: I am? So what can I do for you? I'm
Speaker 1: trying to get my money back that I put in
Speaker 1: church on Sunday. I put one hundred dollars in church
Speaker 1: on Sunday, and I'm trying to get my one hundred
Speaker 1: dollars back. Okay, what did you not get from your heart?
Speaker 1: I gave from my heart what I thought was gonna happen,
Speaker 1: but it didn't happen. Okay, Um, help help me, help
Speaker 1: you what you mean? Did what didn't happen? What didn't happen? Sir? Okay?
Speaker 1: Pastor wasn't there. Pastor was not there on Sunday, and
Speaker 1: y'all had this guest minister come in who I didn't
Speaker 1: like him at all, but the dog the offering was
Speaker 1: before he even got up to preach, so I didn't
Speaker 1: already game my offering, which was one hundred dollars, and
Speaker 1: then I didn't even know pastor wasn't. Now you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. So here I am giving a hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking, I know I'm gonna get the word when
Speaker 1: pastor there. But y'all put this dude up. He coming
Speaker 1: from Don't nobody come from the book of Ruts, no
Speaker 1: more from He was at Ruth Leviticus. He was all
Speaker 1: over the place. I want to get my hundred dollars back.
Speaker 1: I ain't given to that. Do you not read the bulletin?
Speaker 1: I mean, housting, do you even come to church? I
Speaker 1: come to church often. I mean, what does got to
Speaker 1: do with any time when if you were coming up
Speaker 1: often to read the bulletins or you would have known
Speaker 1: that pastor took a vacation. He took a vacation, so
Speaker 1: so everybody knew he wasn't gonna be there, yes, or
Speaker 1: the regulars, the people that come regulate the church, they
Speaker 1: know that, sir. Okay, well I didn't know that. So
Speaker 1: I need I need to get I need to get
Speaker 1: my money back. Okay, but I need you to do though.
Speaker 1: It's calm down, I'm coming. I'm just trying to say,
Speaker 1: I want to get my one hundred dollars I'm not
Speaker 1: giving that sermon I got on Sunday. I'm not giving
Speaker 1: one hundred dollars for that. Well, Sir, I cannot give
Speaker 1: you one hundred dollars back. Okay. We don't do no
Speaker 1: refund checks. I can't do that. Okay. I have to
Speaker 1: wait your paths to get back in because two people
Speaker 1: have to sign the checks. I can't even do that
Speaker 1: for you, star. Matter of fact, I'm not even at
Speaker 1: work right now. Okay. So I am not gonna get
Speaker 1: my one hundred dollars back. Okay, sir, Why don't you
Speaker 1: just call the church on tomorrow and then we can
Speaker 1: go from there. Okay, I'm not calling. I'm not calling
Speaker 1: the church tomorrow. I tell you what, you know what,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna come up
Speaker 1: there tomorrow and you're gonna give me my one hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: Either it's in a check or it's in care. But
Speaker 1: you subs our sister Felicia Patterson, you're gonna give me
Speaker 1: my damn money. Get you say? What did you just
Speaker 1: cuss me? I just told you that come tomorrow, I'm
Speaker 1: coming up there to get my damn hundred dollars. Whether
Speaker 1: it's in a check or whether it's in cash, I
Speaker 1: don't care what it see. Let me tell you something, sir,
Speaker 1: you ain't getting nothing from us. I beat you call.
Speaker 1: He ain't cuss me asking for some money back. You don't, man,
Speaker 1: You're giving your money from your heart and done, not
Speaker 1: a hard death, preaching the way to God. You give
Speaker 1: because you love God. But you ever thought to me
Speaker 1: like that. I'll strip you naked, Jim, and you know
Speaker 1: what you better be glad this ain't twenty years ago,
Speaker 1: because I'll accust you from a cuzy. But God, he's saying,
Speaker 1: because you know I ain't no cussion. But I tell
Speaker 1: you what I will do, young man. Well, I see
Speaker 1: you what you say? Your name is again Glen, brother Glenn.
Speaker 1: When I see you, I'm gonna give you the the fellowship.
Speaker 1: Do you hear me? Because you're come up from something,
Speaker 1: because that's how you tink Gods people. You have been
Speaker 1: talking to me, ignorance. I picked up the phone. You
Speaker 1: ain't saying Hi, Man, ain't doing man? Can't hev manter
Speaker 1: make you just start comes in hiding at me. You
Speaker 1: don't talk to people like that. You don't even sound
Speaker 1: like a question. I sho, don't do that. Don't you
Speaker 1: hear me back? Now? You watch something people you ask,
Speaker 1: that's what the words that you have not because you ask?
Speaker 1: Not You don't call your hauling at me? Don't you
Speaker 1: let me? I hear you call you're cussing at me?
Speaker 1: Oh Lord, help me? Can I, sister polician? Can I say?
Speaker 1: I mean? I just want to say something else? Tell you?
Speaker 1: If you're on man? Can I say something? You can't
Speaker 1: say nothing to me? But do you know what you
Speaker 1: need to do? Go get you some man y. Yes, yes, yes, yes, ma'am.
Speaker 1: But I but it's one more thing I just wanted
Speaker 1: to say to you. Ain't no thing, ain't no one
Speaker 1: more thing, Okay, But I just I just wanted to
Speaker 1: tell you this, sister Policia. I want to told you
Speaker 1: you ain't got gonna tell me, yes, ma'am, yes, ma'am.
Speaker 1: But I want to say this though. This is Nephew
Speaker 1: tim Me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your girlfriend
Speaker 1: sister Doris got me to prank phone call you sich
Speaker 1: the police. Oh God, who I am going to get dogs? Oh? Yes,
Speaker 1: I am a Tommy. That's all Steven you No, no,
Speaker 1: ma'am no, ma'n Steve is out of here with me.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna need to have a
Speaker 1: prime And Mama was s dog ya got to be private,
Speaker 1: cant nobody here, but I got to share with her. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's gonna get be me, her and the lost su police.
Speaker 1: She's holdays, she say, my girlfriend is blessed, highly favored, saved.
Speaker 1: And she said, I want you to see if you
Speaker 1: can push her. But I didn't say the police. And
Speaker 1: you you you wrote it out. I'm gonna tell you,
Speaker 1: but but you let me ask you something though twenty
Speaker 1: years ago, you you you it had been a little different. Oh,
Speaker 1: twenty years ago. How to pick you up and dropped
Speaker 1: you back down, looked at you and walks all you
Speaker 1: after I got to cussing you out, but that was
Speaker 1: twenty years ago. Oh thank you. Lot to deliver. Oh
Speaker 1: my legs shaking the policio. I gotta ask you, what
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Speaker 1: Morning Show. What you got you got me? I know
Speaker 1: I ain't only gonna be feeling that with pounds I
Speaker 1: don't show up. I know I'm not the only one. No,
Speaker 1: you're not. That's why they don't tell you. That is
Speaker 1: why they don't tell you. They know you. They no
Speaker 1: church gonna be empty. I got a lot of going on.
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Speaker 1: Stephen Shirley, I've been married for eighteen years and I'm
Speaker 1: dating a younger lady on the side. I know what
Speaker 1: you're thinking, but my wife stopped having sex with me
Speaker 1: two years ago, and she got smart during an argument
Speaker 1: and told me I could do whatever I needed to
Speaker 1: do on the side because she didn't want me anymore.
Speaker 1: It hurt like heck, but I moved on and met
Speaker 1: someone new. My side chick is married, but she and
Speaker 1: her husband have been living apart for four years. I'm
Speaker 1: fifty five and my girlfriend is thirty five. She's tall
Speaker 1: and thick with a tiny waist. It was love at
Speaker 1: first sight, and I wanted nothing more than to make
Speaker 1: her mind. We didn't rush into sex because I haven't
Speaker 1: been with another woman since I met my wife twenty
Speaker 1: two years ago. When we finally had sex recently, I
Speaker 1: admitted I was nervous. She thought it was sweet, and
Speaker 1: she jokingly said she'd take good care of me. When
Speaker 1: I kissed her neck, she giggled. When I rubbed her skin,
Speaker 1: she giggled. Every new position she giggled. I thought I
Speaker 1: was showing out, but every few seconds she giggled. I
Speaker 1: looked down at her. She had tears in her eyes
Speaker 1: from all the laughing. I asked her what was so
Speaker 1: darned funny, and she said she can tell I have
Speaker 1: been married a long time. I was offended, but I
Speaker 1: played it off and I let her take control. I
Speaker 1: wasn't expecting what came next, and she had me holding
Speaker 1: on for dear life. I got caught up in her
Speaker 1: long legs and couldn't breathe at one point. Since at night,
Speaker 1: she's been teasing me about wanting more. I don't have
Speaker 1: the confidence to do it again. Am I out of
Speaker 1: my league here? Or should I keep trying? Okay, let
Speaker 1: me get this straight. Let me just get this straight.
Speaker 1: For a second, you are asking. You were asking Steve
Speaker 1: and I to help you be a better lover for
Speaker 1: your side piece. Okay, I mean, is it over over
Speaker 1: between you and your wife? And I guess according to
Speaker 1: you it is. But you guys did try to make it.
Speaker 1: You didn't try to make it work anymore after this,
Speaker 1: right because your wife practically gave you away when she
Speaker 1: said she didn't want you anymore and for you to
Speaker 1: do whatever you needed to do on the side that
Speaker 1: was like a permanent hall pass. I'm sure that hurt,
Speaker 1: like you said it did. And it's been two years.
Speaker 1: So what I don't get is why you guys didn't
Speaker 1: just get a divorce. I mean, do you still do
Speaker 1: things together? You just don't have sex. It sounds pretty complicated.
Speaker 1: You're legally married but living single, and this sounds like
Speaker 1: it's working for you. I mean, you must have some
Speaker 1: sort of understanding or arrangement going on here, and your
Speaker 1: girlfriend must too. I don't know. Anyway, fast forward to
Speaker 1: the side piece. You may not have a confidence to
Speaker 1: do it again, but she sure wants you to do
Speaker 1: it again. She wants you to do it again with her,
Speaker 1: so that should get your self esteem your confidence up
Speaker 1: a bit. Right. Obviously she crushed your ego with all
Speaker 1: the giggles and everything, but she didn't stop. She didn't
Speaker 1: leave you, she didn't make fun of you. She didn't
Speaker 1: even tell you to go back to your wife. So
Speaker 1: she's obvious. She obviously liked something about you, and maybe
Speaker 1: she can teach you a few things. So now the
Speaker 1: ball's in your court. What are you gonna do? Steve?
Speaker 1: Who girl? This letter here? What is so damn funny? Well,
Speaker 1: I'm the man for this letter right here? Nice trash
Speaker 1: Shelly good Christian answers. Hey, what this letter is about?
Speaker 1: This ain't about no can your madge workout? Could y'all
Speaker 1: talking through the y'all still do things together? That is
Speaker 1: not what this is about. Oh, I have found the
Speaker 1: secret in this letter. The subject is what is so
Speaker 1: damn funny? That's what this letter about. The hell you
Speaker 1: laughing at? That's what the letter is about. I'm in
Speaker 1: here with all, I'm giving it all I got. The
Speaker 1: hell is so damn funny. So now let's talk about
Speaker 1: this because here what happened? This man been married for
Speaker 1: eighteen years, You're dating this younger girl on the side,
Speaker 1: you know, and I ain't he gonna talk to China.
Speaker 1: I know you know what you're thinking. But my wife
Speaker 1: stopped having set for me two years ago. She got
Speaker 1: smart in an argument, told me I could do it
Speaker 1: all I need to do on the side because she
Speaker 1: won't me no more. Okay, now I'm gonna show you something.
Speaker 1: It hurt like hell, but I move on and I
Speaker 1: met somebody knew my side. Chick is married. Now this
Speaker 1: is critical information now, but she and her husband had
Speaker 1: been living apart for four years. So now let's let's
Speaker 1: do the math. Hill his man been married eighteen years.
Speaker 1: His wife told him two years ago she didn't want
Speaker 1: to have sex. We know, told him get something on
Speaker 1: the side, Gonna do what he want to do. He
Speaker 1: meets his side chick that what that is married, but
Speaker 1: has been living apart from her man for four years.
Speaker 1: I'm fifty five, my girlfriend thirty five. She tall and
Speaker 1: thick with a tiny waist. Love at first sight. I
Speaker 1: wanted nothing more to make her mind. She ain't rushing
Speaker 1: this sex because I hadn't been seeing a woman since
Speaker 1: I met my wife twenty two years ago. Another key
Speaker 1: piece of information. Here we go. When we finally had
Speaker 1: sex recently, I admitted I was nervous. When we finally
Speaker 1: had sex, I was nervous. She thought it was sweet,
Speaker 1: and she said jokingly she would take good care of me.
Speaker 1: That's not that's a warning. That wasn't. Actually, that was
Speaker 1: a warning. When I kissed her neck, she giggled. When
Speaker 1: I rubbed her skin, she giggled. Every new position she giggled.
Speaker 1: I thought I was showing out, but every few seconds
Speaker 1: she giggled. I looked down at her. She had tears
Speaker 1: in her eyes from all it laughing. I asked her,
Speaker 1: what was so damn funny? Hold on, you hold that thought.
Speaker 1: Hold that thought, Steve. We'll have part two of your
Speaker 1: response coming up in twenty three minutes after the hour.
Speaker 1: You're gonna find out what's so darned funny when we
Speaker 1: come back right after this. You're listening, all right? Come on, Steve,
Speaker 1: let's recap today's Strawberry letter. The subject is what's so
Speaker 1: darned funny? Now? I've never taking this long down in
Speaker 1: the letter. I'm three fourth through with the letter before
Speaker 1: I have made a point. But let me just do
Speaker 1: a recap so you can understand this fifty five year
Speaker 1: old man. It's dating a thirty three year old chick
Speaker 1: on the side from his wife, who he's been married
Speaker 1: to eighteen years, but for the past two years they
Speaker 1: haven't had sex. She told him go do it. He won't.
Speaker 1: She don't want him anymore. The side chick has been
Speaker 1: living separate from her husband, separated for four years. He
Speaker 1: met her long legs, smallways, pretty face, fell in love
Speaker 1: at first sight, wanted her, but he hadn't had sex
Speaker 1: with another woman in eighteen twenty two years. She said,
Speaker 1: it's okay, I take care of you. I considered at
Speaker 1: a warning, but he don't know that because he been
Speaker 1: with nobody else in twenty two years. He kissed on
Speaker 1: the next she started laughing. He rubber skin, She started laughing,
Speaker 1: touch her feet, laughing. Every time he flipped to a
Speaker 1: new position, she laughing. He looked down. She got tears
Speaker 1: in her eyes from all the laughing. I asked her
Speaker 1: what was so damn funny? And she could said, She said,
Speaker 1: I can tell you've been married a long time. Well,
Speaker 1: the question of the letter is what is so damn funny?
Speaker 1: And the answer, you, your asswer, is what she laughing at?
Speaker 1: I tell you what's so damn funny? First of all,
Speaker 1: that's why your wife told you she laughing at your
Speaker 1: little sex moves, and she laughing at all the little
Speaker 1: stuff you trying. That's why your wife told you two
Speaker 1: years ago, don't touch her, no damn more. And you
Speaker 1: can go do what you want to do, because your
Speaker 1: ass ain't frying. No bacon up in here like I
Speaker 1: like mine extra crispy, and you in here serving up
Speaker 1: all this raw ass bacon. Your grief ain't even hot.
Speaker 1: So now then she to put you out. Now, you
Speaker 1: gotta look at who you're dating. This woman had to
Speaker 1: put this thing on you, and you don't know what
Speaker 1: to do now, you said in the letter, I was
Speaker 1: offended and played it off, and I let her take control.
Speaker 1: I wasn't expecting what came next. She had me holding
Speaker 1: on for dear life. I got caught up in her
Speaker 1: long legs and couldn't breathe at one point. Nah, I
Speaker 1: want to know what happened right there. That's why she's
Speaker 1: been separated for four years. Because she too much you,
Speaker 1: too much for one man, but not enough for two.
Speaker 1: That's a beer with her song. She in her bone
Speaker 1: crushing men walking break it off. You getting stuff happening
Speaker 1: to you, You ain't never had before. You scared you
Speaker 1: in that scared she in that too much. She over experienced.
Speaker 1: That's why her husband had left her for four years.
Speaker 1: He's somewhere trying to pull hisself together. Your wife don't
Speaker 1: want you because you don't know what your answer is
Speaker 1: doing you fifty five? I don't know what made you
Speaker 1: think you could do this, thirty five year old girl.
Speaker 1: Your wife didn't want it no more. She don't want
Speaker 1: it now. This is what this letters about. Dog. So
Speaker 1: now listen to me. You said since that night, she's
Speaker 1: been teasing me about wanting more. I don't have a
Speaker 1: confidence to do it again. And I'm am I out
Speaker 1: of my league here? Or should I keep trying? Now?
Speaker 1: Problem way out your knee. You're a bit off moting.
Speaker 1: You can choot and you can't choot baby girl because
Speaker 1: the baby girl is a man eater. She's a man
Speaker 1: she's a man eater. Yeah see, they wrote songs about
Speaker 1: everything back then. You did in love with a man
Speaker 1: eater and you ain't got nothing to eat. Call your
Speaker 1: asses inadequate? You o't? Are you all that old baby
Speaker 1: kissing on the net? She don't want that rubbing her skin?
Speaker 1: Flip over and watch this. You let her take control.
Speaker 1: She locked your mucket ass up. You didn't know what toppen.
Speaker 1: I can't read what you do anything. This is too much.
Speaker 1: Let it go, stop, let it go. Let me check
Speaker 1: your punk ass up. Yeah, now listen to me. This
Speaker 1: is ain't not gonna work out for you. Dog. You
Speaker 1: need to stop this right now. Now, what you're gonna
Speaker 1: have to do is you're gonna have to do some practice.
Speaker 1: But you're fifty five. You ain't got any tank what
Speaker 1: you had, so now you gotta do selective practice. That's
Speaker 1: something I read a long time ago that a man
Speaker 1: has a certain amount of pleasure explosions, let's call it
Speaker 1: uh huh in his lifetime. At fifty five, you are
Speaker 1: on the cusp of running a little low on the
Speaker 1: number you got left, so you need to be most selective.
Speaker 1: The man either is gonna snatch yours from you, and
Speaker 1: you ain't gonna have a nun left you already. Sorry,
Speaker 1: the two women you've been with laughing, Your wife then
Speaker 1: told you to get somebody on the side because she
Speaker 1: don't even want it, no b And now the man
Speaker 1: eating an h up one time and said let's just
Speaker 1: try it again, and you ain't got the confidence and
Speaker 1: you sh doing She's doing everything, doing everything. He ain't
Speaker 1: doing nothing, all right? He in the corner skin he
Speaker 1: trimming and shook the blanket over in the corner and
Speaker 1: pull it over his little naked head bonnet, just sucking
Speaker 1: his thumb. I don't know what to do. Post your
Speaker 1: comments on Today Strawberry Letter and Steve Harvey FM on Instagram,
Speaker 1: and check out the Strawberry Letters podcast on demand now
Speaker 1: coming up at forty six minutes. That's to the hour.
Speaker 1: We got Junior up next with Sports Talk right after this.
Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. It is time now
Speaker 1: for Junior and Sports Talk. What you got Junior? All right? Sure?
Speaker 1: It was the biggest Sports Talk got today is did
Speaker 1: Tony Romo say the N word? Did he? Or did
Speaker 1: he not? Commentate the Chiefs and uh yeah, comtate the
Speaker 1: Chiefs game. They said, hey, the Chiefs of Bagels. They said, hey, man,
Speaker 1: did Tony Romo say this about the play was going on?
Speaker 1: He was just covering the play. But I just want
Speaker 1: to let him know. We're gonna find out if he
Speaker 1: said or not. See this show got six black people
Speaker 1: on him. They got three hundred and twenty six years
Speaker 1: of being black. We know if you said it, you
Speaker 1: ain't said see the problem in the statement, did he
Speaker 1: We don't know if he did not, that's a wrong statement.
Speaker 1: We're gonna tell you if you said it or not.
Speaker 1: We don't ask you. We tell you. So yeah, we don't.
Speaker 1: We don't want to know all that now, Tony. If
Speaker 1: you said, I'm tell you now you have problem. You
Speaker 1: got problem said this now. If you didn't, you ain't
Speaker 1: got nothing to worry about it. So yeah, I'll tell you. Uncle,
Speaker 1: I need Tommy, I need Shirley Carler, everybody you day
Speaker 1: is and just this ear what we think we heard
Speaker 1: or what we didn't hear. Okay, here go, Dave, roll
Speaker 1: the tape, the extra yards, the tough yards to finish
Speaker 1: on the play. Right there, You got three you talked about.
Speaker 1: This is the best talking team. They don't miss tackles.
Speaker 1: Huh what what said? He said? And I but he
Speaker 1: swatted them? Gee think we didn't get them geez out?
Speaker 1: Then Geez didn't come out? He swatch you? He Well, huh.
Speaker 1: I'm the real expert on this show. I'm the only
Speaker 1: one in the show that grew up in the sixties.
Speaker 1: I'm in my sixties. Yeah, yeah, I talk about the sixties. Right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm here to tell you that he will have a job,
Speaker 1: ok as long as he wants it, because that's not
Speaker 1: what he said. The boy was called? What else could
Speaker 1: it have been called? See? Now the lying skills get
Speaker 1: to come into see you say that was three three missus? Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: that don't work three three near miss three? There was
Speaker 1: three near by? That was three minute? Grow yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that was three mins social media. I think what they say,
Speaker 1: he can't lose his job for the all right, coming
Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour, we'll talk about
Speaker 1: a married man who needs to know if there's some
Speaker 1: limits on apologies. We'll find out what that means. Right
Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to Steve Morning Show. All right.
Speaker 1: Steve Jerry on Facebook writes this question, is there a limit?
Speaker 1: Is there a time limit on apologies? Jerry says, because
Speaker 1: he's tired of making them. About a month ago, a
Speaker 1: girl he dated almost ten years ago moved back into town.
Speaker 1: She's now engaged, but her dude is not moving for
Speaker 1: a couple of months. So anyway, she called Jerry as
Speaker 1: if Jerry could to see if Jerry could help her
Speaker 1: move the heavy things in her place, since she was
Speaker 1: solo and Jerry was nearby, so he said cool and
Speaker 1: helped her out and left it at that. Afterwards, she
Speaker 1: posted on my Facebook page thanking me for the help.
Speaker 1: But since I didn't mention this to my wife for
Speaker 1: no other reason than I just didn't think it was
Speaker 1: a big deal, all hell is broken loose and I
Speaker 1: must be cheating, wanting to cheat, or hiding other things.
Speaker 1: I just didn't think about it. A month later, it's
Speaker 1: still coming up and I've apologized no less than once
Speaker 1: a day since then. I think my wife's I know
Speaker 1: my wife's feelings were hurt, and nothing like that will
Speaker 1: happen again. That said, I'm done with apologizing. Uncle Steve,
Speaker 1: Come on, dog, Is there an official limit on this stuff,
Speaker 1: because I feel like there should be. Y'all know I
Speaker 1: feel your dog, I feel you, I feel you understand
Speaker 1: what you're saying. The problem is we're talking about an
Speaker 1: injured woman, and she's not just any woman. This is
Speaker 1: your wife. And the girl made it public by posting yeah,
Speaker 1: so now she has public embarrassment. Y'all. Wait a minute,
Speaker 1: ain't that Jim that went over there and help that
Speaker 1: fine girl move. Yes, and didn't y'all used to date
Speaker 1: her back in back in the day. Now, dog, I
Speaker 1: understand what you're saying, and I believe what you're saying.
Speaker 1: Nothing happened and all of that, and I got you.
Speaker 1: But you gotta now do whatever's necessary to peace at
Speaker 1: the house. That's the rule of it. There is no number.
Speaker 1: We don't know what that number is. No married man does.
Speaker 1: It can be unthinkable, It can result to every day
Speaker 1: for the next year. It could be overweight our Christmas eve.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it could be. The only thing
Speaker 1: you can do is helping people. Really, he's got the
Speaker 1: wrong attitude about apologizing though, you know, but the apologies
Speaker 1: is going to have to keep coming, because as long
Speaker 1: as it's in her head, you've got to do something
Speaker 1: to count that. You have to stage of the public
Speaker 1: refusal to help. You could do several things. Let's let's
Speaker 1: start with a couple I did. You can see the
Speaker 1: old lay did that stay next to you struggling up
Speaker 1: the steps with some grocery. She didn't come from the
Speaker 1: grocery store in front of your wife. You must say,
Speaker 1: I wish I would somebody else in front of my wife.
Speaker 1: That's probably why your husband died, miss Jacobs, because he
Speaker 1: was always calling your badget. You've got to do something public.
Speaker 1: Question dis own helping, You've got to do something public.
Speaker 1: I just don't know what to say, dog. In other words,
Speaker 1: I have no answer for you. Uncle can't say you
Speaker 1: on this, Yes, ma'am? Okay? Had what? Should he have
Speaker 1: told her? No? So? Because then he shouldn't. Wait, you
Speaker 1: did what? Wait? You went over to whose house? Well?
Speaker 1: How did you know she was in town? So how's
Speaker 1: she gonna call you? And then you run over there? Uh? No,
Speaker 1: there's no way he should lose. So maybe you know what,
Speaker 1: Maybe he should have asked his wife over there when
Speaker 1: the lady first call, because the answer when you ask,
Speaker 1: the answer is no, it's going to be no. It's
Speaker 1: so it's luke. Yeah, he should have just said no.
Speaker 1: He couldn't help her period. All right? You tripping over
Speaker 1: his lamp? I brought up the stairs, just the lamp.
Speaker 1: All right. Well, we'll have more of the Steve Harvey
Speaker 1: Morning Show coming up at twenty minutes after the hour.
Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Morning Show.
Speaker 1: All right, Steve, we have to say happy birthday to
Speaker 1: the legendary the one and only, or is he would
Speaker 1: say the onliest one, Uncle Charlie Wilson. Uncle Charlie is
Speaker 1: seventy years old. He in seventy this past Saturday. So
Speaker 1: happy birthday ye too? Yeah, Yes, he does fast, fantastic right, Yes,
Speaker 1: has he has an incredible story? Oh yes he does.
Speaker 1: Yes he does. And he's still going strong on stage. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he does. Overcoming addiction, seventy years all performing all of
Speaker 1: these things. Just love it because he loves what he does.
Speaker 1: He loves what he does. Yes, he does, and we
Speaker 1: love it too. Yeah, I love it too. I saw
Speaker 1: his social media page. Uh they had they were playing
Speaker 1: um outstanding. Oh yes, happy birthday seventy man, that's unbelievable. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's happy. Yeah, that's my next goal is seventy. Then
Speaker 1: I'm gonna shoot for seven. Yeah. Say the same thing
Speaker 1: about you. Yep. As long as you ain't making announcements,
Speaker 1: I'll be fine. That is so wrong, all right? Coming
Speaker 1: up in thirty three minutes after the hour, we'll play
Speaker 1: a round of would you rather? Right after this you're
Speaker 1: listening to Morning show, It's time now for a round
Speaker 1: of would you rather all right, we have a few
Speaker 1: fun sports. Would you rather questions today? Would you rather
Speaker 1: have a long average playing career or would you rather
Speaker 1: have a short fantastic career cut short by injury? We
Speaker 1: don't want the injury. No, I'm gonna have the long
Speaker 1: average because I keep making money if I keep playing
Speaker 1: the average injury the pay fantastic career though it was fantastic,
Speaker 1: Give me that mediocre with some long money with it.
Speaker 1: I'm with junior step. Come on to my two counterparts here,
Speaker 1: they don't have the long, drone out career. I really
Speaker 1: don't see that as shiny ass moment for me, all right?
Speaker 1: Would walk a frame on you on all of that?
Speaker 1: Don't take the life I got. See how far God
Speaker 1: take me with it? Joe? Let me see one old
Speaker 1: fol Would you rather get paid a lot to be
Speaker 1: on a bad team or paid below average to be
Speaker 1: on an elite team? Winning ass team? I don't give
Speaker 1: a damn Sit me down there. Eighty five million? Who
Speaker 1: right y'all the time? Yeah, yeah, that's problem season bo
Speaker 1: wo in a minute you lose theirs? All right, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be this big ass house I guy. Last sporting.
Speaker 1: Would you rather would you rather have a sneaker or
Speaker 1: sports award named after you, A sneaker shoe, sneaker or
Speaker 1: a sports award named after you? Well, since I at
Speaker 1: never want a sports award, I'm gonna take the ship
Speaker 1: rocking that junior. I want to just see my my
Speaker 1: j's all out here? Man? Or why don't you get
Speaker 1: some juniors and he ate? Oh? Man, I got a fan.
Speaker 1: I think the sneaker make more money too. I really
Speaker 1: had a sneaker. Okay, the sneaker producers income the award.
Speaker 1: If I got the big award, I should have had
Speaker 1: a ship. Now, all right? That was sports. Would you
Speaker 1: rather we're gonna do some day? Would you rather than now?
Speaker 1: Would you rather go sailing on a lake? Read a
Speaker 1: treat together? How much port are you gonna be saying?
Speaker 1: When your ass draw? Right now? So I'm damn this
Speaker 1: sail black ass down here tweet watch all right, thanks, guys,
Speaker 1: that's rather coming up at forty nine minutes after the hour.
Speaker 1: It's the last break of the day, and we'll have
Speaker 1: some closing remarks from the one and only Steve Harvey
Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to Morning Show, all right, guys,
Speaker 1: here we are last break of the day on this Tuesday.
Speaker 1: Hi wow, what a day in the January thirty first, Yeah,
Speaker 1: last day. Jane Quick looking for Christmas. Every day, she says,
Speaker 1: she's ready for Christmas. I went and bought me some
Speaker 1: momentum uh noodles for macaroni because they was out of them.
Speaker 1: I'm ready for it. Nine got about five packs up.
Speaker 1: We ain't gonna be Yeah, you gotta get them. Eleven
Speaker 1: months you gotta get them. Excuse me, I'm sorry. What
Speaker 1: are noodles for macaroni and cheek? Excuse me? What? What
Speaker 1: did you just admitute? What do you mean? What is noodle?
Speaker 1: I thought nickname for a Christmas decoration? You buy some
Speaker 1: noodles for Christmas because they run as Steve, you got
Speaker 1: to get them. Now when you got to the store
Speaker 1: to get that large el manie, that is true? Who
Speaker 1: that was dumb? So you had a loodle sh around
Speaker 1: to Christmas? But it wanted damn noodles. Man in that passage,
Speaker 1: you can't even ball himself at this point, they just
Speaker 1: lay in the water. Now you just got a dude,
Speaker 1: You got a bowl full of porcelain chips. What you
Speaker 1: ain't never heard? Now? This food when he says stuff
Speaker 1: like that, I just wanted to dumb dude. I didn't
Speaker 1: know he was talking about food. I thought it was
Speaker 1: like a nickname, like a decoration, that going to treat something,
Speaker 1: you know. But he don't do that no more. They don't.
Speaker 1: He don't do his owns treat no more. You know
Speaker 1: you don't. You know I've been told you that, But
Speaker 1: you know you talked about me to you. Ask mister Ronnie,
Speaker 1: you got some damn money. Now, say, why are we
Speaker 1: talking about Christmas is January thirty? Because it's in eleven months.
Speaker 1: Color he already he already ordered his treat fun these
Speaker 1: about years ago. I didn't get the Christmas tree this
Speaker 1: year because we was out the country. So now we
Speaker 1: got to see if the tree is too big. But
Speaker 1: the next holiday, I mean, we got Black History Month
Speaker 1: coming up, we got I can't fit his tree in
Speaker 1: my huh. I ain't even siting here yourself. Let us
Speaker 1: do this, Let me in time to do this tree stuff.
Speaker 1: You ain't in this. Oh God, you don't cook or
Speaker 1: decorate tree. I do. I do all of the don't
Speaker 1: do that. You can wrap no gifts. You don't do
Speaker 1: none of beautiful gifts. Well, you might do that because
Speaker 1: Shirley is jazz and she knows how to create all that.
Speaker 1: She's very created. But you know, why are we talking.
Speaker 1: You ain't gonna have enough but that little tree to
Speaker 1: fit on the table. Rate that I buy your pack
Speaker 1: of balls at Target anyway, I don't even know where
Speaker 1: Target is. Stop. We gotta get ready for Black History, Martin,
Speaker 1: it's here. We gotta get ready for that. Yes, tomorrow,
Speaker 1: we gotta get ready for it. And yeah, what do
Speaker 1: we have to do? We're already black. They didn't play
Speaker 1: roots on BT seventeen. I'm not gonna watch it. I'm
Speaker 1: tired of this man. We need to do something black
Speaker 1: history more we never done before. Stop showing me roots.
Speaker 1: Damn it, I got it. I don't want to see it.
Speaker 1: I pissed off a chicken. George. You know, when your
Speaker 1: hat opportunity to whip his ass, they let him go.
Speaker 1: The hell you let him go for Okay, when they
Speaker 1: had that colonel, they had his ass out of tie
Speaker 1: his ass to the tree, out to whip it, whatever
Speaker 1: branch on that damn they left him on the tree.
Speaker 1: They didn't do nothing. Uh huh, ain't no. When hell
Speaker 1: can we bring back the Christmas. There, be careful for
Speaker 1: what I wish for. Yeah, I asked with his shirt,
Speaker 1: whip all through the damn s on the Christmas on
Speaker 1: the Christmas tree. Now shut up all your fault. I
Speaker 1: was through with roots right after that, as we ain't
Speaker 1: whipping his hands. Oh God, it's coming. You're ready to
Speaker 1: be forgiving. You got to black. Hello, we're doing struggling
Speaker 1: with black history some ragged ass point back in the past.
Speaker 1: That's where we was, me and you and my little cubs.
Speaker 1: We was all sitting down trying to find something to eat.
Speaker 1: But the white folks that hate everything and everything they
Speaker 1: ate all the meat. And now we are sitting here
Speaker 1: trying to figure out what to do. And it's hard
Speaker 1: to do anything when you don't even has shoes. Last,
Speaker 1: we sit up in here, we ponder what we're gonna
Speaker 1: do next. I'm sitting up here, going, Lord, how message
Speaker 1: Show'll be glad when they invent the text. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell somebody that we down him, and it ain't just me.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be texting. We're in the healing. We're gonna
Speaker 1: be free. I don't know if you oh man, I'm
Speaker 1: pretty good yeah. It ain't take me no time to like, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you have over lighting come up with you. Well, y'all
Speaker 1: have a great day to day. Talk to God to
Speaker 1: hear from you. To him. Better talk to him for
Speaker 1: you had to call on him. Amen to that. I'd
Speaker 1: rather talk to him than I had to call on him.
Speaker 1: That way, when I call on him, he recognized my boys.
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