Speaker 1: It's a broken Jeffrey podcast. And you know I love
Speaker 1: reading the reviews. But Jeffrey, your mom left us three stars.
Speaker 1: What the well? She has a point. It's not that good.
Speaker 1: Oh listen, could you make up for that? Please leave
Speaker 1: us five? Is that too needy? Maybe? But the full
Speaker 1: show starts right now. Yeah. We're just a few days
Speaker 1: into our technical director, Ashton's crowning life achievement, the month
Speaker 1: long Taco Bell Challenge. Oh my god. You can follow
Speaker 1: his progress online at Brooke and Jeffrey Instagram and TikTok.
Speaker 1: But Ashton pulled me aside earlier and he told me
Speaker 1: he's not sure that he can do it anymore. What
Speaker 1: he's only a couple of days out. You can do it, faith,
Speaker 1: I said, in his soft, prepubescent voice. It's too hard. No,
Speaker 1: give him a pep talk. I looked him right into
Speaker 1: his cataract clouded eyes, and I also has cataract. I
Speaker 1: put my hands atop his slender, virgin shoulders. And the
Speaker 1: hard is what makes it great that No, wait, I
Speaker 1: didn't say that. I said the hard is what makes
Speaker 1: us late. Trying In Radio WCII, which clip is it that?
Speaker 1: Two viral sound bites from the Internet only enough time
Speaker 1: to play one of them. Let's get right into your choices.
Speaker 1: Option one is a twenty six second clip of a
Speaker 1: school official in New Hampshire announcing a snow day by
Speaker 1: rapping along to the Fresh Prince theme song Oh Man Or.
Speaker 1: Option two is the clip that for some reason makes
Speaker 1: Brooke roll her eyes and utter disgust at just the
Speaker 1: idea of it. It's a viral clip of a husband
Speaker 1: humbly admitting to a silly but hilarious mistake that he
Speaker 1: made one time at the grocery score So what's it
Speaker 1: gonna be? Snow day rap or grocery mishap? And today
Speaker 1: we're mixing it up, but we're gonna give the first
Speaker 1: vote to Jose. What's it gonna be? Jo not even
Speaker 1: gotten to me. I would love to hear this gentleman
Speaker 1: who can't shop all right, Alexis. I don't want to
Speaker 1: hear a principal raps. Let's hear you get to hear
Speaker 1: of a humble husband admitting to a silly mistake he
Speaker 1: made at the grocery store. I went to the store
Speaker 1: today to get a few things that my wife told
Speaker 1: me too on a list I'll put the list in
Speaker 1: my pocket, went to the store. Number one, Valvida, number two, chips,
Speaker 1: number three, hamburg Yeah, that's how I'll read it. Now,
Speaker 1: how I read it at the store is I need
Speaker 1: one block of Valvita. Two chips. There's your two chips,
Speaker 1: Hamburger three, y'all get the picture. Four waters, there's four waters.
Speaker 1: Five things of sugar, twenty towns of sugar, six postils,
Speaker 1: seven salt, number seven assault. I'm an idiot, the sorry,
Speaker 1: But when you get to five things of sugar and
Speaker 1: you're actually picking them up at some point, doesn't logic
Speaker 1: set in? Good idea? Is it? Let's move on and
Speaker 1: get into your shot collar question of the day with
Speaker 1: the always competent, never failing digital Jaire. You go give
Speaker 1: us some question that's going to make Brooke roll her
Speaker 1: eyes hard. Previously on the shot collar Question of the Day,
Speaker 1: we went over reasons people will try to stay friends
Speaker 1: with their exes, but there are also scores of people
Speaker 1: like my good friend Jose Bolangos, who do not stay
Speaker 1: in touch with their former lovers. Instead, they do that
Speaker 1: healthy thing and spend every waking moment silently thinking about them,
Speaker 1: wondering where their life has taken them and what are
Speaker 1: they doing now? It's like I talk to her every
Speaker 1: day in my head, Jake, because I knew what you're say.
Speaker 1: But that's why. A new survey asked a thousand people
Speaker 1: to name something you wonder about an ex whom you
Speaker 1: haven't spoken to in a while. And I have the
Speaker 1: top four answers in front of me. Let's get into
Speaker 1: them in a last chance at romance ddition of unglued
Speaker 1: family feud. We'll start with the guy who has to
Speaker 1: avoid eye contact with his garbage can because it reminds
Speaker 1: him of his X. It's young, Jeffrey, jeff name something
Speaker 1: you wonder about an ex whom you haven't spoken to
Speaker 1: in a while. That's interesting because your mind just wanders
Speaker 1: when you think about your X, Like where are they
Speaker 1: living now? Are they happy with themselves? Do they get
Speaker 1: any surgical enhancements or reduction since the last time we
Speaker 1: were together? Well, never thought that, but it is valid,
Speaker 1: trust me. X is of definitely, So I'm gonna say
Speaker 1: cosmetic enhancements or surgical reductions. Enhancements or reductions is not
Speaker 1: on the list, not in the top four to five.
Speaker 1: Even botox or something that's throw it over to Alexis
Speaker 1: is it bad? I don't really care what they're up too, honestly,
Speaker 1: Like my first question isn't what they're doing. It's kind
Speaker 1: of more like do you miss me? Why I'm thinking
Speaker 1: about me because I don't really care about what you're doing?
Speaker 1: Are you stopping my Instagram? Yeah? Are you stocking? Fine? Like?
Speaker 1: Am I hotter than her? There's a lot of different
Speaker 1: thoughts there, Which one are you going? I'm good with
Speaker 1: just do you miss me? Do you miss me? Is correct?
Speaker 1: That's number three? Do they ever think of me? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like every musical song ever, alexis You're safe. Let's
Speaker 1: go over to Jose. Something you wonder about an ex
Speaker 1: who you haven't spoken to in a while? My first thing,
Speaker 1: and it's absolutely true, is I want to know is
Speaker 1: she happy? Because okay, what's your reals? No, I'm dead serious.
Speaker 1: That's the only time I think I ever hit her up?
Speaker 1: Was like that was part of the reason when we
Speaker 1: broke up. It just didn't seem I thought that too. Like,
Speaker 1: in terms of goals, have they achieved their goalsould always ambitions?
Speaker 1: So I don't know what to ask, but are your
Speaker 1: dreams infruition? Jane, Wow, did your dreams? That's so selfless.
Speaker 1: You did your dreams come true? It's not in the
Speaker 1: top four. Oh my god. Well when Jeffrey said plastic surgery,
Speaker 1: I immediately actually just thought, like, what do they look
Speaker 1: like now? Yeah? Like have they gained weight? Have they
Speaker 1: lost weight? Super pale? Like, I don't know. With Brooks
Speaker 1: dating history, I'm surprised her first thought is are they
Speaker 1: still alive? How many teeth do you have? Had two
Speaker 1: when I was with her, But nobody has talked about
Speaker 1: like who they're with, Like who are they dating right now?
Speaker 1: The single still totally That's what I want to know.
Speaker 1: I want to know their relationship status. Yes, relationship status? What? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Number one answer brook is safe, Alexis is safe. Let's
Speaker 1: go over to Jeffrey. Something you wonder about next you
Speaker 1: haven't spoken to in a while. Well, now, this isn't
Speaker 1: a question that you really think about until you get older,
Speaker 1: but you start to wonder do they have any kids? Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And if they do, are their kids better than my kids? Oh?
Speaker 1: I thought you were going to say, are they actually mine?
Speaker 1: I mean I would That's what I would think if
Speaker 1: I was a man all the time, Like Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with do they have any children? Do
Speaker 1: they have any children? Answer is correct? Over the top.
Speaker 1: Four real quick, name something you wonder about an X
Speaker 1: whom you haven't spoken to in a while? Number one
Speaker 1: brook got their relationship status? Are they single? Are they
Speaker 1: whipped someone? Number two was set in the room. Do
Speaker 1: they still look good? Yeah? Number three alexis god? Do
Speaker 1: they ever think of me? And jeff forgot? Number four?
Speaker 1: Do they have any kids? Sorry? Dreams? Maybe you'll make
Speaker 1: somebody's dream come true because you're gonna be singing today,
Speaker 1: Jose and you're gonna sing break up with your girlfriend
Speaker 1: by Ariana Grand Okay, break up with your boyfriend? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: because I'm bored. I miss you. You can Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I don't know that was wrong to stop it. It's
Speaker 1: your shot collar question of the day, Broke and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning. We've reached day six of the twenty
Speaker 1: eight days. Taco Bell, Chalie. Here we're doing it where
Speaker 1: our technical director Ashton has put nothing inside of his
Speaker 1: frail alabaster skinned body except for delicious nectar of the gods.
Speaker 1: It's like his hair is actually getting redder. Further get
Speaker 1: into it. Through his hat. Now it's blowing through. But
Speaker 1: I had him reflect back because we're reaching the end
Speaker 1: of the first week. You're asked him to send me
Speaker 1: some notes and thoughts on the experience for him so far,
Speaker 1: because he's even quite a bit six days in. Yes,
Speaker 1: I'll just quickly go through some of the highlights, he said. One, Ashton,
Speaker 1: you mentioned something about their seasoning being very familiar to you. Now, yeah,
Speaker 1: I've had it for probably at least thirty different things.
Speaker 1: Now I recognize the taste. It's very quite the same.
Speaker 1: You can blindfold me and I think I can probably
Speaker 1: pick it out of the hat. Two, you notice that
Speaker 1: when you were brushing your teeth something, Oh, yeah, I'll
Speaker 1: brush my teeth and just give a little I'm like, oh, okay,
Speaker 1: maybe I need a second brushing on this way. It's
Speaker 1: really got taco breath. Yeah, aftertaste. Really. Now you say
Speaker 1: you have enough hot sauce packets for the rest of
Speaker 1: your life. Yeah, basically that's a good thing. Though now
Speaker 1: you always have stock up on It does feel like
Speaker 1: they could save a lot of money by budgeting how
Speaker 1: many packets per person? Honestly, Yeah, but I don't think
Speaker 1: they care, so are you ready to give up? Are
Speaker 1: you still gonna go? We're still pushing on, We're still
Speaker 1: doing it. That's my man. Continue to follow the Swallow
Speaker 1: for the twenty eight days Taco Bell challenge on our
Speaker 1: Instagram at Brooke and Jeffrey give Ashton a little bit
Speaker 1: of encouragement and ladies kiss him to find out what
Speaker 1: that taco bell smells like. I could smell it actually
Speaker 1: from here. Up next, it's the radio segment that was
Speaker 1: cleaning up at the end of last year with his
Speaker 1: idea of toddler nightclubs. It's huge, but when they went
Speaker 1: over capacity with two year olds getting crunk on milk teenies,
Speaker 1: the fire department shut it down. I mean it wasn't
Speaker 1: it was a kid in a toy firecar. But still
Speaker 1: to that could never recover respect authority man. His Laser Stories,
Speaker 1: the segment where we read weird news stories around the
Speaker 1: globe just like everyone else does. Accept we have a
Speaker 1: laser and those other birb slippers just don't. This first
Speaker 1: Laser Stories out of Rochester, New York, oh cool man
Speaker 1: named Brian Wallace got home the other night to find
Speaker 1: a strange thing happening in his own apartment. His upstairs
Speaker 1: and neighbor had gotten inside was wearing Brian's clothes and
Speaker 1: eating all of his food. Brian, get out of here.
Speaker 1: That's not the worst part. Behind the neighbor in the
Speaker 1: living room, there was a fire raging in the background.
Speaker 1: It's like that mean everything is fine? Yeah? Literally that
Speaker 1: in real life. It turns out the neighbor got inside
Speaker 1: by kicking his door down and made himself right at home.
Speaker 1: And as for the giant blaze, according to authorities, it
Speaker 1: looked like he was attempting to set up a bonfire
Speaker 1: to make s'mores. Screen plain, these were the moments that
Speaker 1: you want drugs to be involved, because what else could
Speaker 1: be the reason. Yes, luckily the whole building didn't go up,
Speaker 1: but the flames did burn a hole through the ceiling
Speaker 1: before firefighters showed up and put it out. Now they
Speaker 1: have access between each other's places. Brian and another person
Speaker 1: had to hold the neighbor down until first responders got there.
Speaker 1: So he's facing charges for arson, burglary, and criminal mischief
Speaker 1: and in a not so shocking twist, authorities believed drugs
Speaker 1: may have been involved. This next laser story is out
Speaker 1: of India. Being a teenage boy it's not easy, especially
Speaker 1: when it comes to playing it cool around the opposite sex,
Speaker 1: and for one boy in India, it was just too much.
Speaker 1: Fourteen year olds Moni Shankar walked into a classroom to
Speaker 1: take his national student exams, and as he sat down,
Speaker 1: he looked around and realized he was the only boy
Speaker 1: in a classroom full of fifty girls. True for most people,
Speaker 1: but that idea for him made him promptly pass out.
Speaker 1: According to his aunt, who is actually talking to international
Speaker 1: news organizations about the mortifying situation, money fainted out of
Speaker 1: sheer nervousness. So that's what she told him on the news.
Speaker 1: Oh god, it gets worse for this. You don't even
Speaker 1: have to talk to them, I know, he quiet. That's true,
Speaker 1: she said. He went to the examination center and saw
Speaker 1: that the room was full of girls. He became very
Speaker 1: nervous and developed a fever and fainted. He was taken
Speaker 1: to the hospital and has already fully recovered. He's not recovered.
Speaker 1: Wakes up as a female doctor. He's like, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: he is never gonna mentally recover from the sheer embarrassment
Speaker 1: of his family talking about it on the international news. Guys,
Speaker 1: there's got to be some sort of unwritten code about that.
Speaker 1: You know this next lays their stories out of big
Speaker 1: game headquarters. What's more important to you on Super Bowl Sunday?
Speaker 1: The football or the food? Snacks? Give me snacks? And
Speaker 1: was my favorite teams playing well? A new poll found
Speaker 1: half of us would rather see our team lose this
Speaker 1: weekend than run out of snacks mid game. Oh no way.
Speaker 1: I would rather have my favorite team win than eat
Speaker 1: anything from the Super Bowl. I'm a good fan with you, Jose.
Speaker 1: They'd rather be snackless and watch their team win. If
Speaker 1: it's if it's the Seahawks, then yeah, absolutely, any other team.
Speaker 1: I don't care if it's your team, not just the
Speaker 1: team you happen to be rooting for. You still have
Speaker 1: to pick one even if it's not your team. That
Speaker 1: goes Absolutely. Here's a few more quick stats. When's a
Speaker 1: better time to run to the kitchen for more snacks?
Speaker 1: During the commercials or during the game itself. No, you
Speaker 1: go on like a first or second down? Yeah, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, you'd like you have to go,
Speaker 1: then you can't miss the commercials. That's the most the
Speaker 1: public disagrees. Sixty two percent say during the commercials, commercial
Speaker 1: alexis you actually want to watch the game. Oh no, no,
Speaker 1: I understand the commercials more. Yeah, Around one and four
Speaker 1: people think super Bowl parties should start early, around lunchtime. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so several hours before the game, ever starts several hours before. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean like maybe an hour before. Finally, if you
Speaker 1: don't want to talk football, talk snacks instead. Ye, experts say,
Speaker 1: just don't get too heated that your snack is better
Speaker 1: than everybody else's snack. You can say that, you can't
Speaker 1: say that, you have to act like, oh, it's not
Speaker 1: that great. Apparently. Yeah, thirty percent of us have gotten
Speaker 1: into a legitimate snack related argument, and six percent of
Speaker 1: those have resulted in mild violence. One time, I made
Speaker 1: bacon jam for a super Bowl party. Nobody ate it.
Speaker 1: You're at a super Bowl party. You're at a super
Speaker 1: Bowl party, not a chicouony board. I go to the
Speaker 1: fancy super Bowl parties pentele sweet, Oh would you like
Speaker 1: some blue cheese stuff? Dates as well? Amazing super Bowl caveat. Okay, hello, Okay,
Speaker 1: you all are uninvited. Now let's go to your next
Speaker 1: laser story. Out of If you can't convince them, confuse them. Central.
Speaker 1: There's a forum online about things some people might think
Speaker 1: are a sign of intelligence, but they're actually not. Okay,
Speaker 1: here's the top ones. Number six, being a contrarian, Oh,
Speaker 1: I don't know, if I'll be honest. That can be
Speaker 1: me a lot contrary to popularly believe. It's disagreeing with
Speaker 1: everything just because like you want to disagree with oh man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: those people are the worst. Disagreeing with everything is just
Speaker 1: as lazy as believing everything is what they say. I
Speaker 1: don't agree with that. Yeah, yeah. Interesting. Number five, just
Speaker 1: having a good memory or knowing a lot of trivia
Speaker 1: doesn't mean you're actually smart. One thing. I can hang
Speaker 1: my hat on you guys. Don't take it front please.
Speaker 1: Number four also another sign that you may not be
Speaker 1: as smart as you think you are. Fast talkers, Oh,
Speaker 1: if you could say a lot real quickly, Yeah, as
Speaker 1: long as it makes sense. Yeah, we're all trying very
Speaker 1: hard to talk slow in this moment. I'm not Number
Speaker 1: three having a YouTube channel, oh man, Just because you
Speaker 1: talk about the benefits of Himalayan cea salt on your
Speaker 1: toilet paper on your stream doesn't actually make you an
Speaker 1: authority on the subject or any subject. I have always
Speaker 1: felt like there has to be some regulation over what
Speaker 1: we're allowed to call a documentary. Yeah, don't think like
Speaker 1: a certain amount of actual research. Number two, your education. Oh,
Speaker 1: anybody can go to school if you have enough money.
Speaker 1: It's true. Yeah. And finally, the number one side. People
Speaker 1: maybe faked into thinking your brainy is being over forty
Speaker 1: and wearing glasses. How are you doing? Trust me, gentlemen,
Speaker 1: She's not as bright as you think she is. But
Speaker 1: I'm wise, very wise. No, that's like street smarts. Yeah, yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: you are, ye hardened by life. It's it's true. Experts
Speaker 1: say that just because you're ancient compared to your co
Speaker 1: workers and you can't see what I feel like a
Speaker 1: couple of years older than you, fool, It doesn't mean
Speaker 1: that you're smarter than anybody else. This guy can't see
Speaker 1: well either. He's really old, but he doesn't claim to
Speaker 1: be smart, just passionate. Af And that sound means the
Speaker 1: lads of stories. It's come to an end for the day.
Speaker 1: We'll do it again, same time on Wednesdays. Broken Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning. The name Karen. Oh, it's even hard
Speaker 1: to say, is that it does? When you say that
Speaker 1: was that was a weird coincidence. Yeah, it's just gotten
Speaker 1: this big stereotype around it lately. You hear Karen, and
Speaker 1: you know exactly the type of person it describes. Yeah.
Speaker 1: They've also tried it with a few male versions, like
Speaker 1: I've heard Ken and Keith. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
Speaker 1: I don't think they've ever assigned a name for the
Speaker 1: opposite type of person, you know, like someone who's always
Speaker 1: kind and patient, charming, funny, handsome. I think I feel
Speaker 1: like you have a name idea. I don't know, I'm
Speaker 1: just I'm just spitballing here, But in my unbiased opinion,
Speaker 1: you should call those people Jeffreies. Wow. Like you know,
Speaker 1: if you saw a guy out of a restaurant and
Speaker 1: he leaves like a four hundred percent tip on the belt,
Speaker 1: it's like, oh wow, guy seems like a total Jeffrey
Speaker 1: to me. How do you say? You still say it
Speaker 1: with negative contaycause they're too good. That's the thing. Not
Speaker 1: all men or women can be Jeffries. No, you're right.
Speaker 1: In fact, you're about to hear from some of those
Speaker 1: types of people because they got handed the loser line
Speaker 1: over the weekend. Anti Jeffrey. Yeah, so you know what
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do for everybody right now. Tell me, out
Speaker 1: of the kindness of my heart, I'm just gonna play
Speaker 1: you their strange voicemails so that you can smile and laugh.
Speaker 1: You're such Jeff, just acting like a complete Jeff right now.
Speaker 1: But I do it for the listeners. Brand new loser
Speaker 1: line coming up an number. It's the loser line. Just
Speaker 1: call me back if you haven't heard the loser line before.
Speaker 1: It works like this. Let's say a guy approaches you
Speaker 1: while you're out at the club and uses this charming
Speaker 1: pickup line on you. Hey, are you a pirate? Because
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure you put the curve in my scurvy
Speaker 1: oh line. Whatever you do, don't pretend to kick him
Speaker 1: in his peg leg and tweak his barnacles. Tell him
Speaker 1: he reminds you of a strapping older version of Captain
Speaker 1: Jack Sparrow of course, wearing an adult diaper. No, no,
Speaker 1: he just dropped a Davy Jones. You can someone clean
Speaker 1: out my luck? That is okay. That's when you give
Speaker 1: him the digits to the loser line, so hopefully he
Speaker 1: leaves an awkward voicemail we can play on the air.
Speaker 1: Voicemail is like this one. Next message, Hey, Samantha, what's up.
Speaker 1: I'm that guy from the bar. He said that looks
Speaker 1: like Jim Carrey's older brother, and yeah, I don't know
Speaker 1: if that was supposed to be a compliment or not,
Speaker 1: but you know, he's a funny guy, so I'll take it.
Speaker 1: At the end of our conversation, I really wanted to
Speaker 1: kiss you, And the thing is, I was debating in
Speaker 1: my head whether I should go in for a French
Speaker 1: kiss or a Portuguese kiss, and by the time I
Speaker 1: craned my neck. So the Portuguese is one you turn
Speaker 1: your head back to your friend and you were walking away,
Speaker 1: So I don't think you did that on purpose, but
Speaker 1: clearly you missed out. I'll tell you I've only used
Speaker 1: it on two women before, and they both still text
Speaker 1: me to this day. Yeah, they're texting about the venereal
Speaker 1: disease that they got from the port. The craning of
Speaker 1: the neck is there like a long, slow build up
Speaker 1: before you move in for the actual kids, and imagine
Speaker 1: like a backwards around and some sort of like bird
Speaker 1: call that comes out before he goes in. I was
Speaker 1: thinking more giraffe for the next message. I'll even throw
Speaker 1: in one of the diaper outfits as a souvenir. No charge.
Speaker 1: That is just the kind of guy I am. Next message,
Speaker 1: Wait wait is that it? Yeah? Free diaper? Is that
Speaker 1: a pocket dial that we heard a guy? We joined
Speaker 1: a conversation while a guy is sitting on the edge
Speaker 1: of his motel bed talking to his escort like, I'll
Speaker 1: throwing a free diaper. I'll make it worth your while.
Speaker 1: Isn't that or his nursing aid that he's talking to.
Speaker 1: Either way, it's not good. Next message, Hey you it's me.
Speaker 1: We just talked on the train. Um, and I was thinking,
Speaker 1: I know you said you never modeled or acted before,
Speaker 1: but I do think I have a gig that you'd
Speaker 1: be perfect for. Um, we're gonna shoot this video actually
Speaker 1: for it's this new product. It's it's pretty cool. You
Speaker 1: know those things that hold arrows and them uh I
Speaker 1: forget I forget the name of them. Anyway, Um picture
Speaker 1: to really tiny ones that get over your ears like um,
Speaker 1: like like little ear jackets, but with holders on the back. Anyway, Um,
Speaker 1: the company I work for wants to put toothpicks in them.
Speaker 1: They're called eros, uh like instead of arrows. So whenever
Speaker 1: you need a tooth pick. You just reach behind your ear,
Speaker 1: grab one and pop it in your mouth. I think
Speaker 1: it I think it could become pretty big. So let
Speaker 1: me know next message. It's a it's a quiver, right
Speaker 1: ear quiver. I mean that is an opportunity to be
Speaker 1: the model for that. When we first heard him start
Speaker 1: by saying like, oh, I heard your model at a
Speaker 1: gig for you, we all expected some pervy stuff. After
Speaker 1: hearing the actual idea, I kind of wish it was
Speaker 1: the pervy stick. You wouldn't buy one of those. I
Speaker 1: think I'm good. I'm good on my year, behind your year,
Speaker 1: and be like, anybody need a toothpick, it's already warmed method. Hey, Amber,
Speaker 1: I need some cheerleaders from my bowling league. The other
Speaker 1: team has some cheerleaders, so I was hoping that maybe
Speaker 1: you'd be interested in joining. And we're called the gutter busters.
Speaker 1: Who you're gonna call gutter busters that kind of thing. Um,
Speaker 1: the other team has cheerleaders, but there's somewhat a little sky,
Speaker 1: so you know, we want some really smoking hot cheerleaders.
Speaker 1: So that's why I'm calling you. But that that one friend, Um,
Speaker 1: I don't really think that she should go. She shouldn't
Speaker 1: be there. You know, I hope you don't invite her. So, yeah,
Speaker 1: you come, but not your friends. About an offer you
Speaker 1: can't refuse somebody a cheerleader for free at my bowling
Speaker 1: gap and don't bring your best friend. Yeah, what is
Speaker 1: happening at bowling league? Believe I think they are exactly
Speaker 1: sounds cool for a while. Hey, Laura, this is a
Speaker 1: cowardy lion from the other night. Remember me. I wanted
Speaker 1: to ask you out, but uh, I didn't have the courage.
Speaker 1: Plus I so talking to those other guys, you know,
Speaker 1: the one without a brain and then the tin man
Speaker 1: loser O. His ads were made of steel, but he
Speaker 1: doesn't have a heart like me. But I gotta tell you, Laura,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm leaving you a message now because I smoked something.
Speaker 1: It was called yow brick Road and I finally found
Speaker 1: annoying to pick up the phone and call you. So
Speaker 1: what do you say, Laura? Can we go onto dating?
Speaker 1: Maybe go to us together? Trust me, I'm a lion
Speaker 1: in the god worst cowardly lion ever. The yellow brick
Speaker 1: Road really made it make sense. We're gonna need you
Speaker 1: to contact your guy and get us some of that
Speaker 1: You can listen to the Loser Line regularly at this
Speaker 1: time or on any of our affiliates across North America,
Speaker 1: plus our YouTube, Insta and TikTok. All of it at
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey phone taps coming up next Brooke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. The year was nineteen ninety eight,
Speaker 1: year when a little restaurant called Chilies came out with
Speaker 1: a TV ad that rocked the world. I remember I
Speaker 1: want my baby back, baby back, Baby back. I want
Speaker 1: my baby back, baby back. By decades later, it's still
Speaker 1: stuck in our heads. And even Alexis knows one day,
Speaker 1: which proves that the simplest of phrases with a little
Speaker 1: tune behind it can get stuck in your head and
Speaker 1: make you buy an unhealthy amount of ribs. And one
Speaker 1: guy who owns a small pizza chain recently hired a
Speaker 1: marketing company to see if he could get a jingle
Speaker 1: for his business. Okay, you know who's more than happy
Speaker 1: to help. I'm guessing it's you, Jeffrey. It isn't me.
Speaker 1: It's our resident jingle Mensa Jose balancing it in your
Speaker 1: phone tap right now. The twenties, Hello, Hey, is this
Speaker 1: Tony uh yeah, who's this? Oh what's up? Man? My
Speaker 1: name's Peter. I'm with the marketing firm you hired, Creative.
Speaker 1: How you doing. Oh? Okay, good? Good, Yeah, I'm good.
Speaker 1: How are you? Well? I'm happy I'm talking to you.
Speaker 1: They assigned me to come up with a jingle for
Speaker 1: your new pizza place commercial, Lucky you. Yeah, that's awesome.
Speaker 1: I've been looking forward to this. Yeah, well i've been swamps.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry if it took me a second, but the
Speaker 1: note for my boss here says that you wanted someone
Speaker 1: with experience in this area, and you got your guy. Good.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you know this, but I came
Speaker 1: up with the whopper jingle. Oh really? You know? Whopper Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper,
Speaker 1: Whopper Whopper. Nice to meet you. That's me, and that
Speaker 1: was you. Huh Well, I mean there was a lot
Speaker 1: of people on it. It's a tough jingle to come
Speaker 1: up with. I was the one who came up with
Speaker 1: the third whopper, Whopper Whopper, and then I thought, hey,
Speaker 1: what about another Whopper? Now history's made. Peter, I don't
Speaker 1: have a lot of time right now, So, um, did
Speaker 1: you come up with a jingle for me or I
Speaker 1: want to do this at the time. Yeah. So look,
Speaker 1: I've been poking around at it, right, trying to come
Speaker 1: up with different angles. Give you something new, exciting and
Speaker 1: something catch you. Okay, what about this pizza pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza.
Speaker 1: We could keep going pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza. Right, that's good.
Speaker 1: You're you're joking, right, No, not man, that's gonna get
Speaker 1: stuck in people's heads. That's just like the last one
Speaker 1: you're saying about the whopper, and that one was huge, right.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you saw it, but it's everywhere.
Speaker 1: I want mine to be different from that. Well, it is.
Speaker 1: Pizza is different than whoppers. Have you have you even
Speaker 1: looked at our website? I mean, have you looked at
Speaker 1: our menu? Would you our mentioned statement? You know that
Speaker 1: we source local products, we're all of the community. Okay,
Speaker 1: you're right, I remember this part on the website. Yea, Okay,
Speaker 1: let's try this. Are you ready? Okay? Yep? Sauce, sage, sausage, sausage, sausage, sausage, sausage. Right,
Speaker 1: it's sac It's just because you guys have local sausage
Speaker 1: makers or something I don't remember. But okay, you're not
Speaker 1: really listening to me, so I'm gonna be very specific.
Speaker 1: I do not want my jingle to be that tune
Speaker 1: at all. I don't want any resemblance to that tune.
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear it in my jingle. You
Speaker 1: are giving me a challenge here. I like it. Actually,
Speaker 1: you want me to think outside of the box this.
Speaker 1: This shouldn't be a challenge. This should be an original, like,
Speaker 1: not one word over and over again. I want a
Speaker 1: jingle okay my shop? Yeah yeah, you got me? Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: hold it. Let me let me think about this for
Speaker 1: a second. All right, I gotta I gotta get the
Speaker 1: brainstorm going. It's it's just starting to rain up there.
Speaker 1: How about this? Okay, how about this? I could do
Speaker 1: something pepperoni, pepperoni, pepper No, that doesn't wear as too
Speaker 1: many syllables. Do you hear what I'm saying? I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't want any word repeated? All right? Okay, hold on,
Speaker 1: I got something. Look, this idea is a little bit
Speaker 1: out there, but I want you to stay with me
Speaker 1: on this. Okay, follow me. I know you specialize in pizza, right, yes, pizza.
Speaker 1: That's what we do, got it? But not fifteen times
Speaker 1: in a row. Okay, but would you be open to
Speaker 1: selling burgers that way? We could do whopper whopper, whopper, No, no,
Speaker 1: no better, Burger Burger, Burger, Burger, brilliant. It wrote itself.
Speaker 1: You see, this is why I'm on the job right. No,
Speaker 1: it's no. This is why you're off the job. Okay,
Speaker 1: whoa done? Hold fired? Done? Look, let's hold on, I'm done.
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear that stupid jingle again. Look.
Speaker 1: I know this is the first time we've worked together,
Speaker 1: but are you angry? Let me ask you this? Are
Speaker 1: you stupid? Hold on? Let me brainstorm? Hold on? Oh,
Speaker 1: I don't think you have a brain. Stupid, stupid, stupid.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm actually stupid. Here it is. That's
Speaker 1: really fun. Oh my god. Phone taps aren't great because
Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey just pranked you. Wait what this is
Speaker 1: actually Jose from The Raider Show, Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the morning. We're doing a phone time. I was ready
Speaker 1: to kill you. Are you kidding me? Yeah? Your best
Speaker 1: friend John sent you up. He said you've been obsessed
Speaker 1: trying to come up with a jingle or sunkind of
Speaker 1: marketing for your chain lately. Man, Oh no, I'm going
Speaker 1: to kill him. Wait a minute, you just did it.
Speaker 1: That's it. Kill him, kill him, kill him, kill him,
Speaker 1: stab him, did and maybe slap him. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I just I am a money making machine, Tony, Oh boy?
Speaker 1: Are you not? Oh my god? Wake up every morning
Speaker 1: with phone tabs weekday mornings on the twenties Brooke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. You know. One of my favorite
Speaker 1: parts of doing these secondate calls is when people tell
Speaker 1: us directly to our face that they have absolutely no
Speaker 1: clue who we are and have never even heard of
Speaker 1: our show before. You like that, even though we're on
Speaker 1: stations all across North America, draws a complete blank to them.
Speaker 1: Doesn't that feel good? Guys? I'm like, dude, we have
Speaker 1: millions of views on TikTok, we have thousands and thousands
Speaker 1: of YouTube what more do people be? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I like it. It's never enough and I but well,
Speaker 1: it works and helps us with the segment. My other
Speaker 1: favorite part, though, is when a listener comes up with
Speaker 1: a brand new idea for a first date that we
Speaker 1: haven't heard anybody else do before. That well, it's hard
Speaker 1: to do because we've heard so many ideas. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: that was the case today a guy came up with
Speaker 1: a fun, unique strategy to connect more with the woman
Speaker 1: that he was out with. Now, did it mean that
Speaker 1: they had to endure seven straight minutes of uninterrupted silence? Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's always good on a day. You know what,
Speaker 1: we've definitely heard worse. I can say that you're gonna
Speaker 1: hear what happened in your brand new second date update
Speaker 1: right after this second update. They say, if you try
Speaker 1: really loves something, you need to set it free. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then if it comes back to you, Yeah, that
Speaker 1: shows you're really soulmates. Yeah, I've heard that. And as
Speaker 1: she's not listening, it hasn't worked for Jose. But someone
Speaker 1: has come back to us after we let them go
Speaker 1: when they fell short for a second date from a
Speaker 1: few months back. A little birdie back in our nest.
Speaker 1: His name is Logan. Logan you came back? Does mean
Speaker 1: we're soulmates? Yes, I returned to you guys a little clinger.
Speaker 1: Last time Logan was on, he got delayed at the
Speaker 1: airport and ended up spending about four hours with a
Speaker 1: woman at the airport bar. And it was really really
Speaker 1: good for about the first five minutes until she said
Speaker 1: Logan got a little bit on her nerves. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: want to get into too much detail about it, but
Speaker 1: she spent the next like three minutes basically roasting him
Speaker 1: for being annoying and clinging. I believe you come back.
Speaker 1: You must be doing something right now because you lock
Speaker 1: down another date for yourself. Who was it with this time?
Speaker 1: This girl named Megan? All right, what did you and
Speaker 1: Megan do for a date? Well, first of all, let
Speaker 1: me just precious this all with. I learned some very
Speaker 1: valuable things from my first debacle at the airport therapy. Okay,
Speaker 1: what'd you take away? One is that my perspective of
Speaker 1: who I am when I get drunk is completely different
Speaker 1: than someone else's perspective. So that actually takes a lifetime
Speaker 1: for some people to learn. You're even better when you're drunk. Right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: in my mind, I'm in a tuxedo tap dancing on
Speaker 1: a table. In reality, I just like crashed on something
Speaker 1: birthday cake too, So is the perspective now? You wanted
Speaker 1: to tone it down on the booze a little bit
Speaker 1: this time around. Yes, So what I said to Megan,
Speaker 1: I said, I said, you know, I'm working on myself.
Speaker 1: I'm learning about myself. So I want to go on
Speaker 1: a date with you. We're gonna get some dinner, and um,
Speaker 1: I have one drink minimal. Oh wait, yeah, one drink maximum. Sorry, Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: I mean, why did you feel like you had to
Speaker 1: tell her that? Why didn't you just do that? You know,
Speaker 1: I was just letting her in on the fact that
Speaker 1: I'm like a guy who's under construction, but I'm working
Speaker 1: on some stuff a project. Women. What did she think
Speaker 1: about that? Was she cool with it? She seemed funch.
Speaker 1: I said, you, I just want to have one drink.
Speaker 1: I want to get to know you. I want to
Speaker 1: be able to listen. So I suggested this fun almost
Speaker 1: like a game. I said, for the first thirty minutes
Speaker 1: of our date, we are only going to pass notes
Speaker 1: to each other. That way, everything that's being said or
Speaker 1: communicated is really focused and important, you know, and thought about. Well,
Speaker 1: you want to work on your listening, but passing notes
Speaker 1: doesn't involve any listening whatsoever. That's more of the reading
Speaker 1: and writing aspect, which is still also good to work on.
Speaker 1: What did she say to that idea? She thought it
Speaker 1: was cute. It seems like a good reaction. Oh wow,
Speaker 1: So that we started getting into things. You know, what
Speaker 1: matters to you, what's important to you? List three things
Speaker 1: into this and this is all being written down. It
Speaker 1: sounds like a lot of writing. You could have texted
Speaker 1: this before the date, I know. But we're there and
Speaker 1: we're looking into each other's eyes and she starts getting
Speaker 1: in on this popcorn thing. This just a dog named popcorn. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's an appetizer. At the yes, I started getting excited.
Speaker 1: So she was like scribbling down popcorn, popcorn, this, popcorn that,
Speaker 1: and I was, you know, I just sent her back like,
Speaker 1: you know, more question mark West because I didn't believe
Speaker 1: how much popcorn is coming at me, um drink for
Speaker 1: thirty minutes. No, it didn't, it did not. I really
Speaker 1: overblew that estimate. It was about maybe five to seven
Speaker 1: minutes in and it's like, um, I'm getting writers camp.
Speaker 1: Can we point to your face? Left you on red,
Speaker 1: just folded the note. So at that point, after five
Speaker 1: whatever seven minutes, you decided to transfer back to normal
Speaker 1: vocal conversation. Yes, and then and then at that point
Speaker 1: it was like, okay, so my little cute attempts obviously
Speaker 1: felt a little not short, but we adjusted them. So
Speaker 1: then so then I also lifted the one drink min amum,
Speaker 1: and I was like, okay, you know what, no rules
Speaker 1: see there go, Yeah, you're adapting. You know, if you
Speaker 1: would have said, well, no, I did not break the
Speaker 1: rules and I forced us for thirty minute, then of
Speaker 1: course that's the reason. I feel like he caved to
Speaker 1: all of it. Like it's like, you set up all
Speaker 1: these rules for yourself, logan, I mean, were you having fun? Yeah?
Speaker 1: For sure. It was like how many people go out
Speaker 1: and just do the same mundane thing. This was like
Speaker 1: something that was memorable. So I was having a good time. Okay,
Speaker 1: what about her? Yeah, she was having a good time maybe,
Speaker 1: and maybe it's something like we don't understand vibe, Like
Speaker 1: you had to be there to feel what was going
Speaker 1: on between them. Yeah. You know, if you ever watched
Speaker 1: like that Net like show Wednesday, Yeah, the Adams Family off,
Speaker 1: it's the lead actress is always just sitting there like
Speaker 1: just with her eyes like looking back and forth in
Speaker 1: a round blink or smile. Was like Wednesday Adams in
Speaker 1: the next show. No, I'm just saying that there's a
Speaker 1: lot to be communicated with eyes and just you know,
Speaker 1: she puts like fear and so in your opinion, In
Speaker 1: your opinion, Logan, no speed bumps, I don't think so. No,
Speaker 1: it was good. I got a nice hug at the end,
Speaker 1: and I was like, okay, yeah, we had a good time.
Speaker 1: But then I was setting up a second date and
Speaker 1: she was like, oh, yeah, I'm busy for the next
Speaker 1: couple of days or you know, this week is really
Speaker 1: bad next week, so she yeah, I couldn't read. Is
Speaker 1: she's blowing me off. If you think that you had
Speaker 1: a good time, then we totally believe you on it,
Speaker 1: and we want to help you get another date here
Speaker 1: with with your favorite pipal. Yeah, so we're gonna call
Speaker 1: Wednesday Adams here in just a second. First, we're gonna
Speaker 1: play a song come back, and then get your second
Speaker 1: date update right after this. All right, hold on, man se.
Speaker 1: We're in the middle of a second date update with
Speaker 1: a good friend of the show named Logan, and it's
Speaker 1: not his first time doing one of these with us.
Speaker 1: I'm playing the Adams Family theme song because he described
Speaker 1: his date with a girl named Megan like Wednesday Adams.
Speaker 1: The Netflix series meaning during their dinner they did a
Speaker 1: lot of staring, a lot of brooding and nonverbal communicating,
Speaker 1: which was extremely healthy. Yes, it's a little bit fearful,
Speaker 1: but healthy. I mean Tim Burton told her not to
Speaker 1: blink in that show ever, because it was creepier. Sure,
Speaker 1: I get it. It may sound a little out of
Speaker 1: the ordinary to most people, but Logan did end up
Speaker 1: getting a hug and the only thing he hasn't gotten
Speaker 1: is another date. So we're about to call Megan up here,
Speaker 1: and I just want to get your approval Logan before
Speaker 1: we do this to use verbal communication with her. Is
Speaker 1: that okay? With you? Stamped? I stamped my approval right
Speaker 1: if not? Honestly, you know, I felt bad for you
Speaker 1: the first time that we did a second date update,
Speaker 1: But I think you're such a good person and confident
Speaker 1: in who you are, you're going to be able to
Speaker 1: bounce back from this no matter what she says. Yeah,
Speaker 1: thank you. Put that on a note card and send
Speaker 1: it over to Okay, let's just dial her number and
Speaker 1: we'll see what Megan has to say here. Are you
Speaker 1: ready at stay quiet? Good idea until until we need
Speaker 1: you to speak up. That's really important. You of all
Speaker 1: people know how this works. All right, here he goes, Hello, Hi,
Speaker 1: this is jeff from Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: Blink twice. If this is Megan, please, how would you
Speaker 1: see her? Wait? I'm I'm sorry who's calling? That was
Speaker 1: definitely too Yeah I laughed at that, Megan. I'm a
Speaker 1: funny person. Ya. Hey Megan, So you're on the radio
Speaker 1: right now on a show called Brooke and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the Morning. Oh I thought this was a prank call. Yeah,
Speaker 1: better than that. We also do those. So we're pretty
Speaker 1: stereotypical morning radio. You don't normally introduce ourselves well before
Speaker 1: we do that. Right, You're gonna find we're pretty bad
Speaker 1: at our jobs. Here. One thing we're kind of good at, though,
Speaker 1: is helping people get another date. Okay, you're calling me
Speaker 1: about a date. Yes, yeah, a date you went on
Speaker 1: with a guy named Logan. Oh yeah, I remember Logan. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's a good friend of ours. Actually, i'd say he
Speaker 1: seems like a nice guy. Um, yeah, I mean I
Speaker 1: would say he's a he's a nice guy. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: we're starting off on the right foot. Anything more. Because
Speaker 1: he told us a little bit about the date and
Speaker 1: we teased him a little. Actually, I personally thought it
Speaker 1: was kind of a fun creative idea for you to
Speaker 1: pass notes to each other. What did you think of it? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean that part of the date was was actually nice.
Speaker 1: You know, I like a guy that's willing to just
Speaker 1: improve themselves and try new things. Um, but there was
Speaker 1: just something weird that happened on the date. So was
Speaker 1: it one of the notes that he passed? Actually maybe
Speaker 1: it was that you what do you mean? How do
Speaker 1: you not know if it was written down or well,
Speaker 1: it came it came to the point where we had
Speaker 1: to order, and at that point we'd stopped, you know,
Speaker 1: we didn't just pass notes to the whole date, right,
Speaker 1: he said it only lasted like five to seven minutes
Speaker 1: or something in the beginning. Yeah, and that was nice.
Speaker 1: But it came to the point where we had to
Speaker 1: order and the waitress that showed up to our table,
Speaker 1: and he wrote a note to the waitress. And I
Speaker 1: have no idea what he wrote to her, but like
Speaker 1: she started giggling right away. Maybe some dietary restrictions that
Speaker 1: he has, he's free, she's making fun of him. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I was sin it was very flirty to me,
Speaker 1: and I immediately felt uncomfortable. I felt uncomfortable because I
Speaker 1: didn't know what he wrote, and I was like, we
Speaker 1: were just doing this great thing together and now you're
Speaker 1: writing her note right? What's going on here? And that
Speaker 1: was like his whole preface too, is like I'm doing
Speaker 1: this because I want to get to know you, and
Speaker 1: then suddenly he also wants to get to know the waitress.
Speaker 1: Is that how you read it? Yeah? Exactly. I was like,
Speaker 1: does he know her? Like, what's what's going on here?
Speaker 1: And then you know, she wrote a note back and
Speaker 1: oh yeah, yeah, and she gave him a fifth bump too.
Speaker 1: Wait what did it say? Did you ask him? I
Speaker 1: mean I would have been so curious. Yeah, I asked
Speaker 1: him and he said he was like it's a secret,
Speaker 1: and like I ended joking way, but I'm like, I'm
Speaker 1: sitting right next to you. Yeah, okay, Well I'll just
Speaker 1: tell you, Megan that we weren't aware that that happened,
Speaker 1: that there was anything going on between Logan and the waitress. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we didn't call her on another lock thing that you're
Speaker 1: not aware of, probably unless you have a really good
Speaker 1: sixth sense. Is that Logan has been listening quietly on
Speaker 1: the other line this entire time, and he wants to
Speaker 1: talk to you with his voice. Oh no, are you serious.
Speaker 1: It's a good thing, Megan, I sing it to you.
Speaker 1: I guess this is your chance to get the bottom
Speaker 1: of what was going on. Yeah, I'm like pulling my
Speaker 1: hair out here. I feel like I'm in a bumper
Speaker 1: car and I'm focused. I'm in a bumper car and
Speaker 1: I'm focused going forward, and then I just get bam
Speaker 1: hit from the side. Any visit imagination. But let's bring
Speaker 1: it back to Uh, let's talk about the notes that
Speaker 1: you were passing with the waitress. Logan. Yeah, I am floored.
Speaker 1: I am such an idiot. I cannot believe that I
Speaker 1: didn't pick up on that that looked bad. Like I
Speaker 1: literally I was in such a high from doing the
Speaker 1: note passing, and I thought it was so cute that
Speaker 1: I thought it was neat to just be like, oh,
Speaker 1: here comes to waitress. We're including her in the game
Speaker 1: for a second. Yeah, And you know, I thought maybe
Speaker 1: she'd passed a note. Megan. That's like you'd passed a
Speaker 1: note to the waitress if you wanted to the whole
Speaker 1: restaurant passing notes to each other. All I wrote was
Speaker 1: like playing a note game with my date. What's good
Speaker 1: or what's your favorite? And she wrote shrimp taco and
Speaker 1: you fist bumped over shrimp tacos. She laughed. I said,
Speaker 1: I was like fo show or something like a little job.
Speaker 1: I was like, PHO show, shrimp he or something, and
Speaker 1: she goes, she goes, yes, favorite, and then I was
Speaker 1: like done, Okay, do you believe him? Yeah? I was
Speaker 1: not getting the vibe that this was something like fun
Speaker 1: and it was a game that the whole restaurant could
Speaker 1: have been involved in. I mean, you made it seem
Speaker 1: to me like you were trying to improve yourself and
Speaker 1: you were trying to prove to me that you know,
Speaker 1: you had interest in me and you wanted to kind
Speaker 1: of get to know me better. That's what I got.
Speaker 1: So it's just your actions did not make sense to me.
Speaker 1: I should have showed you the note. I thought I
Speaker 1: was being cute when I was like, oh, it's a secret,
Speaker 1: Like to me, it didn't mean anything. You can ask
Speaker 1: these wonderful radio personalities. We talked about the date thoroughly.
Speaker 1: Not once did I even consider the waitress as being
Speaker 1: anything that's because you were hiding Logan that you secretly
Speaker 1: got her phone number on one of the notes. Jeff,
Speaker 1: I mean it's what a lot of people were thanking.
Speaker 1: Be honest, Logan, did you get the waitress's number? Absolutely not.
Speaker 1: I mean give it to me. If I asked, probably, Oh,
Speaker 1: are you trying to make your jealous? What are you doing?
Speaker 1: Why would you say that? I was trying to be
Speaker 1: charming and I and I thought it's this other girl
Speaker 1: was giggling. I thought it was points for me, like, oh,
Speaker 1: people like him. Clearly I was wrong. Don't term other
Speaker 1: women when you're on a date. Guy told me I'm
Speaker 1: a I'm a charismatic, charming guy. You and I have
Speaker 1: the same curse. Okay, we make everyone we talked to sometimes. Megan,
Speaker 1: I know that this is a lot coming at you,
Speaker 1: but from my perspective, it's just like you're going out
Speaker 1: with a guy who's just very charming to a lot
Speaker 1: of people, naturally very likable. He doesn't even try to
Speaker 1: do it. He's just kind of that type of person.
Speaker 1: And is that something that is a little bit intimidating
Speaker 1: to you? Is he too charming? No? I don't think
Speaker 1: anybody can be too charming. We've had on the dating
Speaker 1: segment multiple times. Women love it. I'm telling him that
Speaker 1: helpful way he was on here before with different ladies.
Speaker 1: Oh no, yeah, he's a wanted man. I'm sorry. I
Speaker 1: just meant, you know, you're lovable and just trying to
Speaker 1: make a point about it to be fair. That one
Speaker 1: went a lot worse than this one's going. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he is making strides towards improvement. Okay, we got to
Speaker 1: stop like chit chatting about this and just get you
Speaker 1: two out on another date. Seriously. Yes, and Megan, they
Speaker 1: said they're gonna pay for it. They're gonna take us
Speaker 1: to it. They're gonna have to go to a nice place.
Speaker 1: That's my job. But yeah, Logan has done this so
Speaker 1: many times he can pretty much do it him. Sorry, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to I'm trying to get to the action.
Speaker 1: So Megan, what do you say one more date with
Speaker 1: Logan on us? Yes? Um, I think you guys are hilarious. Um,
Speaker 1: and Logan, like, I get where you're coming from. Like
Speaker 1: I would rather have a guy be super charismatic and
Speaker 1: funny and kind of have everybody like him rather than being,
Speaker 1: you know, a dork that you know doesn't have any
Speaker 1: confidence or boring YouTube baby made for each other. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so it's happening. Um, I think I'll do it. Let's
Speaker 1: go out again. Thank you so much. It takes a team,
Speaker 1: it takes a village, and you guys are my my,
Speaker 1: my true ones. There a braking Jeffrey in the morning. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say this, and I mean it in the
Speaker 1: nicest way possible. Oh boy, I hope we never ever
Speaker 1: hear from Logan ever again, because I want this thing
Speaker 1: to work out between him and Megan. And he never
Speaker 1: asked for another second eight update. I'm gonna be honest.
Speaker 1: I can't believe we did it. I mean, and Logan
Speaker 1: kept getting in his way. Yeah, but we got through that.
Speaker 1: I don't think I got in his way a little
Speaker 1: bit too. Yeah it's okay, but that's what Logan does.
Speaker 1: Like even though he doesn't always say the right thing,
Speaker 1: he's just so likable you want to keep being around
Speaker 1: him and keep talking. And the good takeaway here though,
Speaker 1: is probably don't flirt with the waiter or waitress while
Speaker 1: your data is still seated at the table to say
Speaker 1: things like this, Well, don't do it while they're there,
Speaker 1: wait until they leave to go to the bath, then
Speaker 1: you can get your leave. Dip in a phone number. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I really do hope Logan and Megan go the distance.
Speaker 1: The only other time I want to hear from him
Speaker 1: is maybe for a second date update up to date.
Speaker 1: I want to hear how it goes to that. Even then,
Speaker 1: I want it to be very very brief, and Logan's
Speaker 1: able to do it. But best of luck to them,
Speaker 1: And if you want help getting another date, email us
Speaker 1: at Brooke and Jeffrey. We'll call the person who wasn't
Speaker 1: calling you battle Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. It
Speaker 1: is no coincidence, my friend, that Heart Health Month is
Speaker 1: also a Potato Lovers month, and the Washington Potato Commission
Speaker 1: wants you to celebrate this February. It can be a
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and they've also got potassium, vitamin C, vitamin
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Speaker 1: And not that it's like competition, but who do you
Speaker 1: think is the most romantic person on the morning show? Oh?
Speaker 1: On our show? Yeah, I'd like to say I think
Speaker 1: I agree. I think easily it's Jose. I mean, this
Speaker 1: is a man who sets the mood by plugging his
Speaker 1: plastic Christmas tree lights, who will offer to microwave his
Speaker 1: dates Pepperoni hot pocket for her, Yes, ladies out there,
Speaker 1: if you and then to lially make it steamy. He'll
Speaker 1: be the little spoon while he forces her to watch
Speaker 1: his latest three hour twitch strap. Yeah you can beat that, Brook.
Speaker 1: I thought some of my things would have won. But yes,
Speaker 1: he is the king of romance on this show. Even
Speaker 1: Jose will admit he is nothing compared to the hopeless
Speaker 1: romantics you're gonna find on craigslist. Okay. They also refer
Speaker 1: to themselves as Papa Barrys. Very straight, but there's only
Speaker 1: one Papa Barry. You're gonna hear why When we read
Speaker 1: their entries of lost love in a brand new Craigslist
Speaker 1: misconnection that's coming up at eight ten misconnections that was staring.
Speaker 1: There's only two places to find true love in this world.
Speaker 1: One is in the operating room after you accidentally got
Speaker 1: yourself stuck inside of jar of Gerber's baby food. What
Speaker 1: I try to put my whole hand in there? Food,
Speaker 1: don't ask questions. The other is on the pages of
Speaker 1: craigslist dot org. We scour Craigslist every week to find
Speaker 1: the best misconnections that they have to offer, like this
Speaker 1: first one, titled cute Confused chick with damp hair a
Speaker 1: man for woman twenty five west side Starbucks. As he says,
Speaker 1: you were the brunette, totally fit, possibly drunk or hung
Speaker 1: her girl trying to get inside Starbucks on Sunday morning.
Speaker 1: I think you thought it was closed because you said
Speaker 1: a cuss word and then stomp back over to your lexus.
Speaker 1: The problem was you were trying to push when the
Speaker 1: door said pull. And I totally don't want you to
Speaker 1: feel bad about that, because sometimes I can't figure out
Speaker 1: doors either. Yeah, i'd laugh, but I'm with him. Yeah. Also,
Speaker 1: the Starbucks doors are actually kind of heavier than people think.
Speaker 1: My uncle worked in a door factory years ago. He
Speaker 1: almost lost a finger in the assembly line. Wow, it
Speaker 1: was crazy gnarly, but they were able to put it
Speaker 1: in an empty chip bag with ice and then reattach
Speaker 1: it like I've seen the pics. Yeah, anyway, so what
Speaker 1: do you say I buy your coffee sometime and we
Speaker 1: could get to know each other, because you know the
Speaker 1: saying when one door closes, another one opens, not severs
Speaker 1: your finger. By the way, I think you were wearing
Speaker 1: a green thong. Am I right? Dang roll sweet? The
Speaker 1: whale tails kind of back though, right, I mean you
Speaker 1: try and sport that look. It didn't work when I
Speaker 1: was twenty Now that was signed Brock. This next misconnection
Speaker 1: is titled to the Beautiful Stranger who helped Me discover
Speaker 1: my own soul A woman for Man twenty seven Main
Speaker 1: Street Art Fair, Oh. Around six pm. I was in
Speaker 1: front of the antique store. You walked by as I
Speaker 1: was sucking in a ridiculous amount of delicious air because
Speaker 1: that does not sound tasty. Our eye contact was genuine, fiery.
Speaker 1: You were burly, scruffy and reeked of better times. You
Speaker 1: can smell them. I was surprised when you asked if
Speaker 1: I lost my inhaler, and that made me think I
Speaker 1: love deep intimate conversations. I think it just sounded like
Speaker 1: you're hyperventilation. They even worried that you couldn't breathe. The
Speaker 1: more we spoke, your words and your beard drew me in,
Speaker 1: like a moth to a moth's nest where other moths
Speaker 1: lived were changing the whole quote. I asked you if
Speaker 1: I could hand on my phone number on your forearm,
Speaker 1: but you declined anyway. I planned to hang out by
Speaker 1: that same antique shop tomorrow at noon. I can't go
Speaker 1: inside anymore, though, because they think I shoplifted an item,
Speaker 1: but that's not true. I took three items. They just
Speaker 1: haven't noticed the other you missing. I mean those shops
Speaker 1: are pretty cluttered, Si catany. This next missconnection is titled
Speaker 1: I Spy with My Little Eye. Something that is you?
Speaker 1: Man for woman thirty five Target? No, oh good, I'm
Speaker 1: glad it's not the bushes. I saw you at Target.
Speaker 1: You probably won't remember me, but I definitely remember you.
Speaker 1: Oh job, You're like making the hair on the back
Speaker 1: of my neck stand up. I don't like that. It's sexy. No,
Speaker 1: had long braided blonde hair wearing a red flowered top.
Speaker 1: I happened to brush up to your shoulder while we
Speaker 1: were in the feminine hygiene section. Oh my gosh, why
Speaker 1: are you there? Yeah, you have such soft shoulders. I
Speaker 1: had so much trouble not staring at you, especially because
Speaker 1: my older sister was there with me. She was also
Speaker 1: staring at you. They're there. You're going to the fountain
Speaker 1: aisle shopping together. Yeah, that's where recite. See my apologies.
Speaker 1: Whenever I bring her out in public, she can come
Speaker 1: off as a little strange. I saw you staring at
Speaker 1: us when we were in the pillow section as she
Speaker 1: was inhaling the sweet sweet smell of cotton pressed up
Speaker 1: to her face. You know, she can tell when an
Speaker 1: item has been returned, just by the scents. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Kind of useful though, I mean, I don't want to
Speaker 1: buy against pillow now that her parents are missing. We
Speaker 1: live together. Oh no, you should come visit us. My
Speaker 1: sister would like that. Hopefully you take this note at
Speaker 1: face value and if you believe there's something more to
Speaker 1: this story, well in this case, there is. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: contact You should right back and meet us for a
Speaker 1: home cooked meal. No, why am I hating your mom dad. Okay,
Speaker 1: come on, Jkny Martin, I want to go eat at
Speaker 1: Marty's place. I bet you cooked meal her Craigslist misconnection
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. We're just about a
Speaker 1: week away from Valentine's Day, Okay, and it just so
Speaker 1: happens we also have a hunky strapping engineer on the phone. Oh, ladies,
Speaker 1: listen out Choo choo or the other type of His
Speaker 1: name is Travis from Seattle. What's up, Travis? Oh, young Jeffrey,
Speaker 1: let me tell you, I'm excited to be here. Oh. Oh,
Speaker 1: is that because of your introduction? Their friend? I don't know.
Speaker 1: Young Jeffrey has away with his word. He got away
Speaker 1: with a lot more on jeff I heard that Travis
Speaker 1: has a way with women, and I know it's widely
Speaker 1: known that Brooke is struggling in the romance department. Actually,
Speaker 1: most people in this room are struggling with romances. Why
Speaker 1: don't you tell everyone how you seduce your lady on
Speaker 1: Valentine's Please say clean the house. You clean the house.
Speaker 1: That's what you do. Oh that's so hot. Oh it's
Speaker 1: so hot. No, that's not for her, that's for you.
Speaker 1: Because you also live there. Okay, here we go. You're
Speaker 1: in trouble. We both used the dishes. It's fair, okay,
Speaker 1: all right. I'm turned off by hearing other people's happiness
Speaker 1: and love. So we're going to send her out of
Speaker 1: the studio, coming home to her husband doing the dishes.
Speaker 1: She's like, you're doing this for both of us. While
Speaker 1: she leaves, Travis, you know the game works. He got
Speaker 1: thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If
Speaker 1: you don't know when, you can say pass. But you
Speaker 1: do have to be broke outright to win. Are you ready? Oh?
Speaker 1: I was born? Ready, young Jeffrey love it. Let's do this.
Speaker 1: Time starts now on this day in twenty fourteen, which
Speaker 1: comedian ended their time hosting The Tonight Show? Julie fallon
Speaker 1: on a turkey? What bone is also known as the wishbone?
Speaker 1: The foot? Jefferson City is the capital of which state? Oh,
Speaker 1: my goodness, Iowa Paieya is the national dish of which country? Brew?
Speaker 1: What common shower accessory comes from an edible plant? So
Speaker 1: I have to ask the question. Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis,
Speaker 1: and Arnold Schwarzenegger all were part owners of what famous
Speaker 1: restaurant franchise took a shout out though I love that
Speaker 1: Brook's gonna come back in studio, Travis, tell us a
Speaker 1: fact about you that we need to know, something that
Speaker 1: the whole world should know about Travis the Engineer. The
Speaker 1: whole world should know that. I have never had a
Speaker 1: bloody nose in my entire life. Do you have siblings?
Speaker 1: I feel like if you have a sibling, you've had
Speaker 1: a bloody I have five siblings. I wrestled. I don't
Speaker 1: know if you wrestle and never got I'd get that
Speaker 1: checked out. It sounds like a medical paver. Sounds like
Speaker 1: a superhero to me. Yeah, that's pretty cool. Good to
Speaker 1: know you as Travis. We're gonna turn to Brooke Europe.
Speaker 1: Are you ready got a bloody nose? Currently? Ready talk
Speaker 1: through the blood? Your time starts now on this day
Speaker 1: in twenty fourteen, which comedian ended their time hosting The
Speaker 1: Tonight Show. Tonight Show Jay Leno on a Turkey What
Speaker 1: bone is also known as the wishbone pass. Jefferson City
Speaker 1: is the capital of which state, Missouri. Paieya is the
Speaker 1: national dish of which country. What common shower accessory comes
Speaker 1: from an edible plant? Uh Lufa. Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis,
Speaker 1: and Arnold Schwarzinger all were part owners of what famous
Speaker 1: restaurant franchise, Oh a Planet, Hollywood answers are and we're
Speaker 1: gonna go to the scoreboard and check out how you
Speaker 1: both did with Jose my friend's butt is stuck to
Speaker 1: the toilet seat? What part? Don't you understand what happens
Speaker 1: to you in there? I guess Travis, good effort, But
Speaker 1: you know if they were engineering questions, I bet you
Speaker 1: would have won. Yeah, totally and Brook obviously get the
Speaker 1: win with five ye smoke, really good game, rough, go
Speaker 1: on that Travis fired up about those dishes beforehand. That's
Speaker 1: what happened. Travis is winning in the love department. That
Speaker 1: destroying us. There, let's go over the answers for everybod
Speaker 1: on this day. In twenty fourteen, Jay Leno ended his
Speaker 1: time hosting The Tonight Show. I'll never remember who belongs to?
Speaker 1: What shows on the Turkey. The wishbone is the collar
Speaker 1: bone of the Turkey. Jefferson City is the capital of Missouri.
Speaker 1: Paieya is the national dish of Spain. Common shower accessory
Speaker 1: that comes from an edible plant now apparently Travis thinks
Speaker 1: soap is edible and that makes me scared. Lufa's erect
Speaker 1: Answer and Sylvester Salone, Bruce Willison, Arnold Schwartzenegger all were
Speaker 1: part owners of Planet Hollywood, which went bankrupt in two
Speaker 1: thousand and one. Yeah, yeah, so Travis. I'm sorry, man,
Speaker 1: can't give you any money here, but just for playing,
Speaker 1: you do win four fandango passes to see Disney and
Speaker 1: Marvel's Aunt Man in the Wasp Quantum Mania. You and
Speaker 1: three friends or lovers will get to enjoy the film,
Speaker 1: starring Paul Rudd and Evangeline Lily Exporling exploring the Quantum
Speaker 1: Realm once it opens in theaters February seventeen. I know it.
Speaker 1: I'll run the most likable guy in Holiday. I mean,
Speaker 1: he just has to bet. I'm excited, Travis. It was
Speaker 1: a little bit of a rough go, but I hope
Speaker 1: you come back and take on Brooke again. I would
Speaker 1: love to. It was a lot of fun, Travis. We're
Speaker 1: gonna do Win Brooks back, same time tomorrow. Brooke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning