Speaker 1: Guys, I'm phrasing, why why don't you have any heat on?
Speaker 1: I don't have the heat on because we found out
Speaker 1: that the the house that we bought, it's really old.
Speaker 1: Built in nineteen seventy nine. That's old for California, not
Speaker 1: the rest of the earth. Where in California that's old,
Speaker 1: especially when the hardware that was put in the house
Speaker 1: is still the hardware. Oh yeah, when twenty dude, when
Speaker 1: I fixed up my house, I pulled cloth wiring out
Speaker 1: of the walls. Cloth wiring is like from the thirties,
Speaker 1: My dude, My dude, the heater is from nineteen seventy
Speaker 1: nine and was broken. Yeah. Well, didn't you think when
Speaker 1: you bought in nineteen seventy nine house, you're probably Oh god,
Speaker 1: My wife was like, why won't the downstairs heat up? Right?
Speaker 1: It's a little warm, but it's cold outside, and if
Speaker 1: you live in Los Angeles right now, you know how
Speaker 1: cold it is? All right for la Yes, my dude,
Speaker 1: I have two hoodies on it right now. That's so
Speaker 1: the HVAC guy comes out, turns it on, goes for
Speaker 1: a little walk around the house to try and feel
Speaker 1: the heat. I thought you meant he was so upset
Speaker 1: at what he saw, he needs to go on the walk,
Speaker 1: turns it on right, goes around the house, tries to
Speaker 1: feel the heat, doesn't feel it. Goes to check back
Speaker 1: on the heater. There's smoke. He's like, what the didn't
Speaker 1: you don't you didn't you have an inspector that would
Speaker 1: have looked at this before you. The inspector missed this.
Speaker 1: I don't know how, but the inspector missed a lot
Speaker 1: of ship this time around, the inspector. But the inspector.
Speaker 1: I don't know what the fuck the inspector was doing
Speaker 1: when inspecting my house, but the inspector missed a lot
Speaker 1: of shit. Exactly, a lot of shit, well, a lot
Speaker 1: of shit. Tell that inspector. You should call them and
Speaker 1: be like, hey, you know, just you know, you missed
Speaker 1: all of this ship and that's gonna do nothing. No,
Speaker 1: it might make you feel better to be like, bro,
Speaker 1: you should have turned the heater on and see that
Speaker 1: it was smoking a little bit better review and yelled.
Speaker 1: Not only that it was leaking ozone. There's a little
Speaker 1: thing called carbon monoxide poisoning, right, well, this is I'm
Speaker 1: sorry that this has happened to you. He immediately shut
Speaker 1: off the heat. You're you know, you're yelling. I just
Speaker 1: want to set I'm upsetting, you know, I just want
Speaker 1: to I want you to know that we're welcoming our
Speaker 1: audience in and you're kind of screaming at them. Well,
Speaker 1: they need to hear this because a microphone, you don't
Speaker 1: have to yell at a level that they can hear it,
Speaker 1: you know, across the country to adjust. He's right, you
Speaker 1: are going to have to adjust to your bad that's
Speaker 1: on me. Welcome listeners. I apologize, but one of our
Speaker 1: co hosts is very mad right now. He cut the
Speaker 1: heat off. Right if it's out the house? Yes, except
Speaker 1: four my children's room in our bedroom to roam around
Speaker 1: my house it is so cold. Okay, Well, I'm sure
Speaker 1: that you're going to buy a new a new heater, right, yes, Zach.
Speaker 1: Are you gonna live like this? If you can make
Speaker 1: your kids very double of these? Hey, I have to
Speaker 1: eat my words, audience. I no, I just want to say,
Speaker 1: and I should have learned. I should know this lesson
Speaker 1: because so many great shows that I love do not
Speaker 1: kick in for a few episodes. Sometimes you're kind of like, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm curious, but I want to see more. You've intrigued me.
Speaker 1: I've seen a lot of love for Shrinking Um for
Speaker 1: on the on the interwebs. But I got to say,
Speaker 1: when this goes live, there will be four little up
Speaker 1: of four that will be up, and episode three and
Speaker 1: four are really good to check it out. But I
Speaker 1: continued because of all the love for Last of Us
Speaker 1: episode three, including from Joel and from so many other
Speaker 1: people I know, and people on the on Instagram were
Speaker 1: like wow. And so without any spoilers, I just gonna
Speaker 1: say that that was a really beautiful episode and I
Speaker 1: really liked it a lot, and it was an example
Speaker 1: of how a show about zombies can be about way more. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a show about love, all different types of love.
Speaker 1: And Joel, I have a question for you because this
Speaker 1: because I'm not really on I'm not on Twitter or
Speaker 1: Facebook or TikTokers, you know, Jay date Um. What what
Speaker 1: was the reaction to it being I'll just say the
Speaker 1: obvious that's everywhere, that being a gay couple, because it
Speaker 1: wasn't that way, I assume in the game, and I
Speaker 1: know that people can get very hostile about these kind
Speaker 1: of things. How was the reaction on the interwebs I'm
Speaker 1: going to say, very very very light game spoilers. It's
Speaker 1: different than the game. In the game, that's hinted that
Speaker 1: these two are in a relationship and they just went
Speaker 1: all the way. On the show, yeah, well, and in
Speaker 1: the game it's so much more tragic. They one of
Speaker 1: the characters does not decide to change or evolve at all,
Speaker 1: and it causes the other character to grow resentful and
Speaker 1: eventually meets his end in a very sad and tragic way,
Speaker 1: versus here where it's just such a loving story. I
Speaker 1: think the reactions have been mixed and critically it's a
Speaker 1: huge success. I think for the queer community it's oh gosh,
Speaker 1: it's so wonderful. I'll just say this is no spoilers
Speaker 1: if you know anything about this show, but it's two
Speaker 1: middle aged men falling for one another and it's really
Speaker 1: lovely and it's not something we get to see a lot.
Speaker 1: Some of the gamer bros were upset. I've seen ridiculous
Speaker 1: comments like, oh, this is a filler episode, or this
Speaker 1: doesn't push the plot forward. I would say, go back
Speaker 1: and watch the opening and closing scenes and reflect on
Speaker 1: what that middle portion is telling you about your two
Speaker 1: main characters. I think it's very lovely and powerful, and yeah,
Speaker 1: I just wondered because I know that there's been controversies
Speaker 1: with the gamer community and thinking that things were becoming
Speaker 1: woke and all that sort of culture that I that
Speaker 1: I'm not really I'm not really that savvy on and
Speaker 1: I know you you are. I just wondered if there
Speaker 1: was I thought it was so beautiful. I just wondered
Speaker 1: if how how the web responded. You're saying pretty positively
Speaker 1: except for obvious exceptions. Yeah, that one small toxic community
Speaker 1: is upset. But I don't you're called anyway? Gamer bros?
Speaker 1: Is that what they're called. There is a group of
Speaker 1: people called gamer bros. I think the gamer bros were
Speaker 1: mostly excited about this development and change. The toxic bros
Speaker 1: were less so. But you know, there's a group called
Speaker 1: the toxic bros. The toxic The internet has a lot
Speaker 1: of toxic bros. Yeah, just angry dudes who are like, well,
Speaker 1: why do you have to look at gay people? Get
Speaker 1: a life? Yeah, we're here. I heard this quote from
Speaker 1: this writer Seth Godin that really stuck with me social media,
Speaker 1: and he said, I have no interest reading people day
Speaker 1: trading their emotions. Oh yes, oh yes, that really landed
Speaker 1: with me. I was like, wow, that kind of is
Speaker 1: what what what? So much of the internet is people
Speaker 1: day trading their emotions facts. That fucking landing with me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: get off the internet, guys. It's yeah, you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest with you. The internet is great
Speaker 1: for shopping. That's really It's like like one and and
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, like because now even news
Speaker 1: is like where are you getting your news? You know
Speaker 1: what I mean, Like, that's the next that's the next.
Speaker 1: Well I read on the news, Well where are you
Speaker 1: getting your news? Because everybody wants a different point point
Speaker 1: of view when it comes. In the spirit of that,
Speaker 1: I just want to give a shout out to this
Speaker 1: book I'm reading, which will blow your mind and you
Speaker 1: guys all have to read it. And if you're a
Speaker 1: reader out there, or listen to the audio book it's
Speaker 1: called The Chaos Machine. Um. I heard about it on
Speaker 1: this a different podcast as The Chaos Machine, The inside
Speaker 1: story of how social media rewired our minds and our world.
Speaker 1: It's by Max Fisher. You can get it on audiobook
Speaker 1: or obviously regular book, but it is blowing my mind
Speaker 1: and it's something. It's just it's just really really fascinating,
Speaker 1: and and and about exactly what Donald said about how
Speaker 1: how the world now consumes news and uh blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: Were we are. We are your favorite entertainment source when
Speaker 1: it comes to if you're listening right now, when it
Speaker 1: comes to news. So I got some news. I finally
Speaker 1: watched Black Panther too. Oh oh it was not the
Speaker 1: reveal I was expecting. I want to expecting. I thought away,
Speaker 1: say Shrinking. Did you watch Shrinking? No? Wow, I even
Speaker 1: asked you too. I want to watch Shrinking, the movie movie,
Speaker 1: not Shrinking. That's I like to binge. Man, I don't.
Speaker 1: That's just how I am. Well, there's four up. You
Speaker 1: can watch four for goodness thing. But anyway, but then
Speaker 1: by the time I get to five, I'm gonna be like,
Speaker 1: come on, man, I need more. A man can only
Speaker 1: ask no disrespect, No disrespect to mister Harrison Ford, no
Speaker 1: disrespect to mister Bill Laura. I think they both would
Speaker 1: feel disrespected. In fact, I'm going to text the word.
Speaker 1: I'm going to text the word what's funny. It's like,
Speaker 1: it's so hard to get you to watch something, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, what if there was a piece of content
Speaker 1: that was written by one of your favorite writers and
Speaker 1: stars your favorite actor. You're like nope, So anyway, okay,
Speaker 1: go ahead with what you did. Watch you watch Black
Speaker 1: Panther two. Oh my goodness, gracious man. First of all,
Speaker 1: Michael B. Jordan is growing as a star. And when
Speaker 1: I say he's grown as a star, he is getting
Speaker 1: very very good at it, at acting and touching anger
Speaker 1: emotions like in this movie. For those of you who've
Speaker 1: seen it, you know, I don't want to give away
Speaker 1: any spoilers, but at the time it gets to his part,
Speaker 1: holy cow, kill Monger was right. Kill Monger was right.
Speaker 1: That's all I'm gonna say. Alert Daniel is our special
Speaker 1: guest for the audience. Here. Our special guest is in
Speaker 1: the waiting room. Okay, let's bring her in audience. This
Speaker 1: is the finale of season seven. And by the way,
Speaker 1: some trivia for you guys. I don't know if you
Speaker 1: even knew this Donald phase on. This is the one
Speaker 1: hundred and fiftieth one, five zero episode of Scrubs. Wow,
Speaker 1: I did not know that. I have Luishan five, six, seven,
Speaker 1: eight before we got anything, right, Okay, Okay, no, don't
Speaker 1: do it. Do it, and then we'll bring in the
Speaker 1: special guts seven eight stories about show we made about
Speaker 1: a bunch of doctor nurses story. So dado around here,
Speaker 1: yeado around. So welcome everybody to the one hundred and
Speaker 1: fiftieth episode of Scrubs. It is also the Princess Bride
Speaker 1: homage episode, and it's also the season seventh finale. Um
Speaker 1: and we've told you that audiences thought it was a
Speaker 1: series finale because we didn't know if we were coming back.
Speaker 1: It was never intended to be that. And gosh, I
Speaker 1: gotta tell you, I really really really enjoyed it. I
Speaker 1: don't think i've seen it since, and it's really fun. Well,
Speaker 1: this episode is definitely one of those episodes that has
Speaker 1: to happen before Kelso gets eliminated from the hospital, because
Speaker 1: if it doesn't, it doesn't make sense. Right. So if
Speaker 1: this start, if this were the season, this is what
Speaker 1: was This is what's crazy about that the writer strike.
Speaker 1: It would happen if this were like in the beginning
Speaker 1: of the series, I mean the beginning of the season,
Speaker 1: like it was meant to be, right, it would have been,
Speaker 1: It would have made a lot more sense. But watching
Speaker 1: it I'm like, wait a second, they almost kissed. Wait
Speaker 1: a second, this is almost wait, I don't understand what's
Speaker 1: And then I had to remember, oh, that's right. This
Speaker 1: is out of whack. But yes, very funny. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: a lot of money was spent. I gotta be the
Speaker 1: biggest budget Scrubs episode ever, I think, yeah, easily, so
Speaker 1: much special effects, just gluing, uh, Judy and I together
Speaker 1: had to cost most of the budgets that would have
Speaker 1: been on all of the other end also the monster
Speaker 1: and the sets and everything. Before we get into it,
Speaker 1: let's bring in the very special guest, the Princess herself.
Speaker 1: Everybody all the way from Canada. Nan'll hit the button
Speaker 1: and let her in. Let's see everyone if she can
Speaker 1: handle if she can get in without any mess ups.
Speaker 1: Let's watch Sataray's Daniel. Do I get an A plus?
Speaker 1: Is it working? Is everything working? You're recording on your phone,
Speaker 1: your headphones are in, we can hear you. I'm so
Speaker 1: proud of you. It took seven seasons. It's happening. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I've had a little bit of anticipatory technological anxiety. Um,
Speaker 1: I felt like it was time that I did it right.
Speaker 1: You nailed it. I know. I texted Sarah this morning.
Speaker 1: I said, hey, just remember it's eleven am, and she said,
Speaker 1: I'm anxious. It was like eight thirty. She's like, I'm
Speaker 1: already anxious about being able to get on correctly. I'm
Speaker 1: worried about the headphones situation. I was driving the kids
Speaker 1: to school and I was like charging. Everything needs to
Speaker 1: be charged. The computer needs to be charged, the headphones
Speaker 1: need to be charged, my brain needs to be charged.
Speaker 1: I am so proud of you. I'm so proud of you. Sorry,
Speaker 1: it took seven running out of time, so we really
Speaker 1: needed you to get there. Zac. There needs to be
Speaker 1: no insult, no sly remarks. No I'm not. I love
Speaker 1: you and I'm so happy your dear. And gosh, darn it,
Speaker 1: are you beautiful in this episode of I mean you're
Speaker 1: beautiful now on the zoom right now, you are so pretty.
Speaker 1: I take I couldn't take my eyes off you. You
Speaker 1: look so stunning in this episode. That is very kind.
Speaker 1: I feel like I had a good director. Before we
Speaker 1: get into the episode, let's get into some conversation. Yeah,
Speaker 1: have you talked to my wife at all? No? Me? No,
Speaker 1: recent since Firefly Lane. Yes, since Firefly Lane. Has come up.
Speaker 1: I haven't. I got to see your wife recently a
Speaker 1: couple months ago. She told me not to tell you,
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna tell you anyway. She won't watch the
Speaker 1: second season. She's like, I can't do it. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna do it. I can't do it because it messes
Speaker 1: her up too much. Oh, She's like, because yo, dude,
Speaker 1: at the end of the at the end of the
Speaker 1: second for people, I'm not gonna spoil it. But at
Speaker 1: the end of this second season, some unfortunate stuff happens,
Speaker 1: and you know, this is fears. This is one of
Speaker 1: Casey's fears. This is a lot of woman's fears. And
Speaker 1: oh my god, Oh my god, oh my god. When
Speaker 1: I tell you the breakdown that happened and the hugging
Speaker 1: that I had to do because it was gudge man,
Speaker 1: all she could say is gutch, not gutch, not gutch.
Speaker 1: For those I don't think the audience knows that that's
Speaker 1: that's one of Sarah and the Casey's nicknames for each other.
Speaker 1: Good yes, good. It started Um, it started out when
Speaker 1: I was in high school, and it's sort of a
Speaker 1: weird long story. It makes no sense, but good, um,
Speaker 1: isn't gorgeous the beginning it was? It was yeah, sort
Speaker 1: of a weird, oh weird version of of that. But
Speaker 1: I um, well, you're welcome for the free hugs you got. Donald.
Speaker 1: I know, Donald, you should be happy you got. These
Speaker 1: were sobbing hugs kind of thing. Doesn't like them because
Speaker 1: he couldn't turn them into sexual Yes, this wasn't the
Speaker 1: type of hug that turned the kind of hug reverse
Speaker 1: cow girl. This was the oh my god, ridiculous. Weren't
Speaker 1: things turning to reverse Colgar? Okay, I'll try and do
Speaker 1: something next that can be yes, whatever whatever show you
Speaker 1: do next, Sarah, can you make sure fans in this
Speaker 1: house we're fan there's some fans in this house. There's
Speaker 1: some fans in this house. We love you over here,
Speaker 1: and so anything you do we watch. You know this.
Speaker 1: I love you guys. And that has been fun about
Speaker 1: like finally being able to like fly and travel again
Speaker 1: over the past a little bit. As I've got to
Speaker 1: see you guys. I think we're wearing the same sweatshirt, Bran,
Speaker 1: are you wearing Aviator Nation? The shirt is oh my god,
Speaker 1: and sweatpants my favorite brand. That's not that's not a sponsor. Guys,
Speaker 1: I just love them. They're so cozy Aviator Nation. I
Speaker 1: was talking to a friend of mine who knows someone
Speaker 1: who works there, and they said it's so soft because
Speaker 1: they washed it twenty times first. So there's why. Oh
Speaker 1: there you go, so when you get it it's clean. No,
Speaker 1: it's so actually soft and cozy. On this one called
Speaker 1: the Ninja that has this front thing. You see it,
Speaker 1: and I have like it in every color. I don't
Speaker 1: have that one, Sarah. They might have this in Vancouver.
Speaker 1: Do you have it in black? You should wear it
Speaker 1: in black. It's probably best in black. Why, of course,
Speaker 1: because it's the Ninja. Oh no, I haven't. I have
Speaker 1: it in all sorts of other collies, Sarah. Let's get
Speaker 1: into the episode and Donald, it was written by Mark Stegment.
Speaker 1: It was directed by a young wait breep. Before we
Speaker 1: get into the episode, should we quickly discuss the other
Speaker 1: show that we all just watched. Oh, Donald didn't watch it,
Speaker 1: but I love No we haven't. Um please talk about
Speaker 1: shrinking because I couldn't get but Joelle, you watched it, right,
Speaker 1: I watched the first episode. I watched the first episode
Speaker 1: with us, Stephanie. We haven't watched the other two yet, Okay, Joel,
Speaker 1: you love it right? I love it a lot that
Speaker 1: Jessica Williams so good. Sorry, Oh my god. I loved
Speaker 1: it so fucking much. I would like to sit all
Speaker 1: day in my house, in my house and just watch
Speaker 1: it over the episodes. See what I'm saying. I told you,
Speaker 1: I told you. See shrinking the movie is what I'm
Speaker 1: talking about. Donald. Just to catch Sara up, Donald is
Speaker 1: saying he's not gonna wait until you can binge the
Speaker 1: whole thing. He's not gonna watch till you binge the
Speaker 1: whole thing. So he's dying on that hill even though
Speaker 1: it's his favorite movie star and his favorite comedy writer.
Speaker 1: Is well, what I actually next season still do the
Speaker 1: same thing. Sorry, Sorry, Sarah, Sarah, I'd be amazing. Denzel
Speaker 1: came on as a patient to Harrison. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: all right, go ahead, sorry, make it happened, Bill, Make
Speaker 1: it happen, Bill, make it happens. Look ahead. I loved
Speaker 1: it so much. I thought the whole cast was phenomenal,
Speaker 1: every single one of them. I think it's my favorite
Speaker 1: thing that Chris has ever done. I thought she told
Speaker 1: y'all I told y'all. Didn't I tell you? Sarah did
Speaker 1: not tell me? You? Remember you did tell me? Remember
Speaker 1: who had dinner? Remember christ Remember what I told you?
Speaker 1: Did I tell did? I did? I not tell you? Did?
Speaker 1: Audience here he's standing up and yelling into them, like, um,
Speaker 1: but he did tell me. If you're confused, audience, I
Speaker 1: showed Donald my director's cut of episode eight out of context,
Speaker 1: then filled him in on backstory, and he loved it.
Speaker 1: And he was like, holy shit, Christa is crushing and
Speaker 1: that's how he knows that. Okay, sorry, now scrush when
Speaker 1: she says say it not everyone, here's a fucking idiot
Speaker 1: at a girl, and like Joel was saying, I mean,
Speaker 1: Jessica Williams was so good. I mean there was one
Speaker 1: line where she is talking to Um Harrison and Jason
Speaker 1: Siegel about Harrison Ford's daughter and she says, uh, you know,
Speaker 1: tell us about your daughter. He says she lives in Connecticut.
Speaker 1: And the way she delivers, Wow, it's like she's in
Speaker 1: the room with Jessica Williams is a real delivery. Was
Speaker 1: so good. Oh it was. I loved it. I loved
Speaker 1: everything about it, and I thought, it's like it captures
Speaker 1: like Bill always does this so well where you're laughing
Speaker 1: out loud and then all of a sudden you notice
Speaker 1: is like a tear. Yeah, so there you go. Even
Speaker 1: Canadians love it. Everybody check it out. It's on Apple.
Speaker 1: There's four episodes up now, so check it out and
Speaker 1: you're gonna love it. There's a lot of Scrubs people
Speaker 1: in it. Yes, like okay, okay, we love you when
Speaker 1: we love plugging shrinking, but we should get into the
Speaker 1: television show Scrubs and a very special episode. I have
Speaker 1: not seen this, as I imagine you guys haven't since
Speaker 1: uh since it aired. But it's just so fun to
Speaker 1: watch it, and I had forgotten that it does that.
Speaker 1: It's so clever in the writing, bouncing back and forth
Speaker 1: between the hospital and the fantasies, the princess part. That
Speaker 1: was some of the ways that that was done with
Speaker 1: the writing and the director, uh did some interesting made
Speaker 1: some interesting choices. Are you trying to fish for these compliments? No? No, no,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to just say object because this was probably
Speaker 1: the highest level. You know, you've gotten probably the biggest
Speaker 1: Scrubs episodes of directors. I did because Bill Bill trusted me.
Speaker 1: But it started off with him being competitive and being like,
Speaker 1: you want to direct, you direct this, and he gave
Speaker 1: me like that huge one where you go on the
Speaker 1: Quest for Heather Graham and that was like so hard.
Speaker 1: And then and then it became like he really liked
Speaker 1: you know, then we then he really trusted me and
Speaker 1: he would give me these big ones. Um. But this
Speaker 1: was I think the biggest one we ever did by far.
Speaker 1: And then this in the musical. This in the musical,
Speaker 1: I think this the most cranes. Yeah, I think this
Speaker 1: wouldn't cost way more than the musical. No, I just
Speaker 1: meant big in terms of effort put into it, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? And money wise, this was definitely
Speaker 1: the biggest budget one. I'm sure absolutely well, the more money,
Speaker 1: the bigger the budget, the bigger the scope, and the
Speaker 1: bigger the scale, right usually right, So I thought the
Speaker 1: effects for whatever year it was, it must have been,
Speaker 1: what year was it, joel um whatever, right now it
Speaker 1: looked really good. I think for for for they looked
Speaker 1: pretty good for two thousand and eight. The whole episode
Speaker 1: is great. It's really clever. Man. You nailed it when
Speaker 1: you said clever. It's really clever. Yeah, so it's an
Speaker 1: homage the Princess Bride most of you, I'm sure, no,
Speaker 1: but that's a wonderful movie that we're where a grandfather
Speaker 1: I believe, is telling a story to h grandson. Um,
Speaker 1: so we do the same thing with Cox talking to
Speaker 1: his son and telling him a bedtime story. And so
Speaker 1: just to set it up, we're in the ICU and uh,
Speaker 1: Doug says something to Doug's very inappropriate. Doug is very inappropriate.
Speaker 1: He's you keep wheeling him and all keep wheeling him out. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's what he says. Was he's wheeling a corpse out
Speaker 1: in front, in front, in front of an old in
Speaker 1: front of an old man as he's being pushed into
Speaker 1: the Yeah, Doug's not very appropriate. I think it's safe
Speaker 1: to say neither is the Todd. But neither is the Todd. Yes.
Speaker 1: So then we learned the Turk and Carler are kind
Speaker 1: of becoming a little bit of a know it all
Speaker 1: couple now that they got the parent thing dial. They're
Speaker 1: like they're they're always arm in arm and they're always
Speaker 1: being know it alls together, and they brags happened Turk
Speaker 1: Braggs that they stocked up on baby oil, lotion and diapers.
Speaker 1: Do you feel like that when you're out with your
Speaker 1: couple of friends, like when you're out with Carrie and
Speaker 1: Jess or when you're out with me in case, No,
Speaker 1: But I know nothing, So it's not like I always
Speaker 1: say it's funny for me, because all I've done is
Speaker 1: train a dog, So I'm like, I know nothing. The
Speaker 1: only thing I contribute is this is what worked for
Speaker 1: my dog. Parents always look at you like you motherfucker.
Speaker 1: Your dog isn't crying for hours straight at night. But anyway,
Speaker 1: that Todd said, after Church suggests brags about how they
Speaker 1: stocked up on baby oil, lotion and the diapers, that
Speaker 1: Todd says, why is there a party this weekend? And
Speaker 1: then everyone freezes, Yes, with photod If we didn't move
Speaker 1: and stayed very quiet, he'd eventually get confused and leave. Now,
Speaker 1: mind you guys, this is the top surgeon in the hospital. Yes,
Speaker 1: and he's baffled by us all freezing. He doesn't know
Speaker 1: what to do. Yes, but but he'll cut you open
Speaker 1: real right right. Yeah, we all freeze and he doesn't
Speaker 1: and he doesn't know what He's so baffled that he
Speaker 1: just walks out, and then Cox continues like, all right,
Speaker 1: we're back, right, Keith is back? Now, how does this happen?
Speaker 1: And Kelso's chief again? How does this happen? Thing? The
Speaker 1: chief thing was an out of order thing, I think
Speaker 1: related again to the strike and maybe the show ending.
Speaker 1: So yeah, that is a bit of a fuck up
Speaker 1: in terms of that's just I know, and this I
Speaker 1: don't think it was meant to go in this order.
Speaker 1: But anyway, yeah, so Kelso is back to being chief,
Speaker 1: even though we know he's not anymore. Um, I thought
Speaker 1: I saw a funny little with Easter egg. Donald is
Speaker 1: probably not a really strict but do you as Kelso
Speaker 1: is yelling at everyone to not work beyond twelve hours?
Speaker 1: Deontay is in the background. Yes, And do you remember
Speaker 1: the Deontay story that he he he worked so many
Speaker 1: hours once he never told the ads that he was
Speaker 1: still on the clock. No, that was me that did that,
Speaker 1: bumb but tell, well, tell the story. I just remember
Speaker 1: that there was a crazy thing about Deontay staying way
Speaker 1: too many hours and getting paid and maybe he got
Speaker 1: paid too for it. But I once worked for twenty
Speaker 1: four hours. Deontay must have rode that way with you, buddy, Yes,
Speaker 1: because we were working night shoots, but there was two units,
Speaker 1: and night shoots kind of rolled over into day shoots.
Speaker 1: And instead of complaining and being like, yo, I've been
Speaker 1: working for over sixteen hours, I saw the silver lining
Speaker 1: because some of it was downtime too. I was like,
Speaker 1: let's see how far I could stretch this out, because
Speaker 1: I'm now at the point where this check is gonna
Speaker 1: be massive. So I took a couple of naps in
Speaker 1: my dressing room and just collected money. But I remember,
Speaker 1: what do you call it a drifting and in cycling
Speaker 1: when you're behind the someone. Is that what it's called. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So Deonte just drifted behind you and collected his version
Speaker 1: of that check. And I remember, obviously the eighties aren't
Speaker 1: gonna yell at you, or maybe they did. Maybe Randall
Speaker 1: yelled at you. Dam Randall, not that he had any
Speaker 1: footing to stand on because it wasn't your fault, was
Speaker 1: like this will never ever. He got real freaking like
Speaker 1: African American movie dramatic, this will never well. All I
Speaker 1: remember is the eighties yelled at Deonte, and I just
Speaker 1: thought it was a funny thing because of all people
Speaker 1: of all the background performers to be in the shot,
Speaker 1: as Kelso's yelling at everyone to dot dare work over
Speaker 1: twelve hours. Deonta's in the back nodding his head, which
Speaker 1: um okay, so uh Ted describes. Is asked to describe
Speaker 1: what happens in a courtroom and he says that quote
Speaker 1: the law is wearing black robes and white wigs, and
Speaker 1: Kelsel says that's england ted the fact that he's a
Speaker 1: lot of these people are able to hold jobs. And
Speaker 1: then he's like, are you sure? Yeah? Are you sure? Now?
Speaker 1: Millian and Keith Sarah, what's happening here? You're alternating between
Speaker 1: name calling and he's pleased to get back together. Yeah, so,
Speaker 1: I guess Keith and I had broken up and he's
Speaker 1: treating me respectfully in the hospital and then he goes
Speaker 1: outside to sob Yeah, well, I understandably devastated. This is
Speaker 1: an absolutely well he lost Sarah chalk, I get it now.
Speaker 1: This is this is Elliott read well both. This is
Speaker 1: some thing that I must have happened out of order two,
Speaker 1: I think obviously, because I don't think, well, it happened
Speaker 1: at the beginning of the season, right, It wouldn't be
Speaker 1: revising probably wouldn't be revisiting Keith if this wasn't a
Speaker 1: bit out of order. It happened in the beginning of
Speaker 1: the season for sure. Yeah you know why? Also Donald, Phazon,
Speaker 1: because we're talking about the almost kiss that ended season six. Yes, right,
Speaker 1: and then I guess because of the strike, they just
Speaker 1: wanted this to be placed where it was finale. I
Speaker 1: have to ask Bill, um, but it was a do
Speaker 1: you want to do an ask Bill like the old
Speaker 1: school days? Joe. Yeah, Bill's busy, Bro, He's so busy,
Speaker 1: He's so busy. If we're lucky, let's try, Let's try.
Speaker 1: Let's try. Bill. This is us, Sarah, Donald, Joel and
Speaker 1: Danal the original three. Can you explain because we're only
Speaker 1: guessing why the We know it has somebody do with
Speaker 1: the writers strike, But why is this Princess Bright episode
Speaker 1: mean to be the last one when chronologically it feels
Speaker 1: like it was meant to go earlier. Kelso is still
Speaker 1: the chief of Medicine. We're discussing the kiss that almost
Speaker 1: happened that ended season six. Where was this intended to go?
Speaker 1: In the season seven storyline? Hey Zach, Hey Donald, Hey Sarah?
Speaker 1: Thanks for doing my uh podcast. I appreciate it five six, seven, eight.
Speaker 1: That better have happened. That stuff still needs to happen. Anyways, Look,
Speaker 1: I really appreciate the question shrinking. It comes out once
Speaker 1: a week only, so yeah, we released the first two
Speaker 1: the first weekend and then one comes out every week.
Speaker 1: I think it comes out sometimes like Thursday night at
Speaker 1: midnight East Coast time, but it really comes out Friday
Speaker 1: side Sunday, and then it's ten episodes, so we'll do
Speaker 1: it that way. Besides that season seven of Scrubs. Look,
Speaker 1: here's the scoop. It was a writer's strike and I
Speaker 1: wasn't allowed to be an editing, and luck we had
Speaker 1: most of the episodes done that we had finished, and they,
Speaker 1: you know, I think NBC just figured they were never
Speaker 1: airing the show again. So that was it. And the
Speaker 1: closest thing they had to a seasoned finale, you know,
Speaker 1: or a series finale, was our Princess Bride episode, so
Speaker 1: they juggled him around. And I was not a fan
Speaker 1: because it made no sense because Kelso got you know,
Speaker 1: left his job and then was back and then left again.
Speaker 1: It was all very weird, but that was a product
Speaker 1: of the strike. And more importantly though, ABC and Disney
Speaker 1: was so cool because if you guys remember, they let
Speaker 1: us pick up the eighth season of the show and
Speaker 1: it changed networks over to ABC. That mattered to me
Speaker 1: a lot because we always knew what the finale was,
Speaker 1: we just did not have it shot when there was
Speaker 1: a writer strikes season seven. That is all. See you guys,
Speaker 1: miss you guys, piece out. Thank you Bill for taking
Speaker 1: the time. We know you're very busy. And no, this
Speaker 1: is not your podcast, so whatever jokes you made that
Speaker 1: we're about this being your podcast are not correct. And yes, Bill,
Speaker 1: I would love to be in the next episode. You've
Speaker 1: got a lot of balls. Yeah you got. I think
Speaker 1: when Bill listens to this, the people that are gonna
Speaker 1: get arcs and shrinking are going to be the ones
Speaker 1: who are actors and who've watched the show, Sarah, don't
Speaker 1: you think that's probably the case. I don't think you
Speaker 1: guys really believe that Bill's gonna put you in the
Speaker 1: show because you watched it. Um. I think that he
Speaker 1: would be more inclined to put us on the show
Speaker 1: that we honor his work. Yeah, I'm gonna watch it.
Speaker 1: I'm just waiting for yes, we know, we know. I'm
Speaker 1: just putting it out there. Daniel, what was the genesis
Speaker 1: of you on or me? Oh? That's Daniel's catchphrase. That's
Speaker 1: when and how did you about? Where did it come from?
Speaker 1: Where did it start? How to start? Um? I'm trying
Speaker 1: to remember. I think I heard it, if I'm being honest,
Speaker 1: and this is totally pleasing to me. I heard it
Speaker 1: in a video game and I was like, that's great.
Speaker 1: I'm with that. Oh, so it's something you use in
Speaker 1: your real life, not just on um. Honor me? Is
Speaker 1: something you say in real life. It's his catch phrase.
Speaker 1: I know, real I know. But Gary Coleman didn't say
Speaker 1: with chum out willis in his real life. Well, God
Speaker 1: rest his soul. I don't want to talk to day.
Speaker 1: But there is a possibility that Gary Coleman might have said,
Speaker 1: what you're talking about somebody? You think the outside of
Speaker 1: doing different strokes, there is a do you think do
Speaker 1: you think say that's what I'm talking about? Ji White?
Speaker 1: Do you think Julial White in his real life said
Speaker 1: did I do that? I bet you Julia White after
Speaker 1: serving somebody on the basketball court and driving by him
Speaker 1: after the motherfucker was talking all of that ship and
Speaker 1: laid him. I don't believe when did I That would
Speaker 1: be amazing. If that we need to have another segment
Speaker 1: called asked Jalil White, where we should we? You know?
Speaker 1: For real? Man, I love that brother, like I don't
Speaker 1: talk about him enough. I talk about du lay a lot.
Speaker 1: That's another brother that I really really really enjoy having
Speaker 1: conversation with and talking to. Jalil has if he never
Speaker 1: watched we would have him on. If you ever watched Scrubs,
Speaker 1: we could have him on. That would be awesome. He's one.
Speaker 1: He was actually one of the kings of freaking sitcoms
Speaker 1: back when I was a kid. You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: He killed it. I mean, even though you know Racle
Speaker 1: became sort of a joke, that young man came on
Speaker 1: that show as a guest not even star, like a
Speaker 1: supporting guest spot, and then took over the whole fucking show. Yes,
Speaker 1: absolutely that. Yeah, the show is not about him. It
Speaker 1: was failing. The show was failing. He came on, the
Speaker 1: ratings went up, and then the show was like, we
Speaker 1: gotta get this guy back on the evolution the show
Speaker 1: right there. Then he became the sitcom version of the
Speaker 1: guest star. The guest star version that he played is
Speaker 1: like the evolution of Urkle is, Like he went from
Speaker 1: becoming like this really really like he was a smart
Speaker 1: nerd at school who had this crush on Laura to
Speaker 1: this genius who could create the arkle bot, like yo,
Speaker 1: for real, man, the evolution of this character up he
Speaker 1: created a potion that Jacqueline hide potion where there was
Speaker 1: Stefan and Steven Van was swab and cool and then
Speaker 1: Jalil plays both of them like masterfully man like dude,
Speaker 1: this dude, like for real, for real man, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: give your flowers. Jalil, you're one of my favorites. Menu
Speaker 1: you kadeem for real, for real. You showed a lot
Speaker 1: of us when we were coming up how it's done.
Speaker 1: So if you do listen to fake Doctor's real friends, Jalil,
Speaker 1: you deserve that for real straight up. Oh there you go.
Speaker 1: I never there's applause, Daniel unders applause. I got it,
Speaker 1: all right, that's enough about your little white Um So wait, Zach,
Speaker 1: what would your catchphrase be? Eagle? Would you say? Um?
Speaker 1: I guess if j G had a catchphrase, it would
Speaker 1: probably be eagle, right, Donald, Yeah, Joel. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: know if there's a Donald's is um, that's what I'm
Speaker 1: talking about. That now, that's what I'm talking Now, that's
Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. Yours is frick. Yeah, yours is
Speaker 1: frick double frick with on a stick, frick on a
Speaker 1: stick with a brick, frick frick on a stick with
Speaker 1: a brick or maybe janitor. Okay, we're gonna take a
Speaker 1: break and we come back. We're gonna talk about all
Speaker 1: the artwork and creativity from our amazing crew that went
Speaker 1: into making the Princess Bride episode right back for you,
Speaker 1: and we're bad. I thought we were going to take
Speaker 1: a break too. I thought we were gonna get chatting
Speaker 1: hang out on the break. No, No, we don't do that, Sarah.
Speaker 1: But thanks for revealing that to the audience. Sarah, you
Speaker 1: thought that we were going to spend the commercial time
Speaker 1: and chatting like he live. I've a lot of stories
Speaker 1: for you, guys, Donalds on the laughing let's kid, Sarah,
Speaker 1: we can talk about what sea but we're gonna see
Speaker 1: a quote unquote break, but we'll let the audience listen. Okay,
Speaker 1: we're on a break, Sarah, what's up? Oh are you
Speaker 1: look great. Um, I don't. Actually, actually usually it is coold.
Speaker 1: I have a bit of that's where my is this
Speaker 1: bit frostbite on my face. Tied it a frostbite right here.
Speaker 1: It was so cold I skip three days in a
Speaker 1: row and I should have gone in from breaks. Were
Speaker 1: you a whistler or was it whistler? And it was
Speaker 1: just like bonkers cold and I was of this chunk
Speaker 1: of frostbay right here. Why don't you have a mask on?
Speaker 1: I did? I had like so many layers. Bootstaters were
Speaker 1: going everything. I'm coming up to Van Groovy in late April.
Speaker 1: If you want to hang out, hang out. We can't
Speaker 1: ski because well actually there could be a bit of
Speaker 1: skiing left. Well, if you happen to be around, we
Speaker 1: can have dinner and hang out. You're going in April,
Speaker 1: end of April. I'm going up for a few days
Speaker 1: to Van Groovy. I do love me some Dan Groovy.
Speaker 1: Come Donald come end of aprils when it's really pretty
Speaker 1: up there too, right sir? Oh, it's so it's always pretty.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Well, I don't like known
Speaker 1: like it's a rain It's a rainforest, bro, It's not
Speaker 1: a rainforest. It is it is, it is. But when
Speaker 1: the sun is out at van Groovy, it's it's mazing.
Speaker 1: There's nothing pretty. That's why it's all so green. Because
Speaker 1: the rains all the times. You have to put up
Speaker 1: with the rain. But I like the rain, I guess
Speaker 1: because I grew up in it. I don't mind. Like
Speaker 1: you know, when you grow up here, you have to
Speaker 1: go outside when it's pouring rain. Otherwise you would never
Speaker 1: leave your house. You just get used to doing everything
Speaker 1: you always do in the rain. Yeah, well you don't
Speaker 1: mind it, all right, Sarah, I'm gonna I'm gonna pretend.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell the audience that we're coming back from
Speaker 1: our pretend break. Now, okay, Now what you're gonna do is, Sara,
Speaker 1: you're gonna win. Donald, you're gonna say, and we're back, ready,
Speaker 1: and we're back. You're ready, Sarah, And well let's star
Speaker 1: Donald and Saray you do it and go alright, audience, audience,
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry you didn't get to hear that conversation, audience,
Speaker 1: so that we had during the during our real break,
Speaker 1: laughed and cried. What we do is we take a
Speaker 1: We actually take a break. That's the length of the advertisers.
Speaker 1: I knew it. I knew that's how we did. Wait,
Speaker 1: you guys, we gotta get into this magical fairytale. So um, okay,
Speaker 1: well it takes a long time to get into the
Speaker 1: fairy tale on the show too, Like I knew it
Speaker 1: was a fairytale episode, and after a while I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: when does it become the fairytale episode? Okay, Well, let's
Speaker 1: just run through a couple of things that are happening
Speaker 1: in the real world. Um, Jad says, I tried to
Speaker 1: kiss her, and he's he's no one's there to see,
Speaker 1: what the hell face? So he carries it around over
Speaker 1: to doctor Cox all the way of the doctor's lounge.
Speaker 1: He's like, what do you want? And you know, we're
Speaker 1: sending up all the storylines that are going to cross
Speaker 1: back and forth between the princess world and the hospital world,
Speaker 1: the most important of which is that Sarah has a patient.
Speaker 1: Elliott has a patient that she cannot diagnose, and um,
Speaker 1: there's we should also talk about the interns and how
Speaker 1: they're playing that game where yes, like jeopardy, Um, you
Speaker 1: know named the name the diagnosed the patient, right, And
Speaker 1: Jad's in the room and he and and you know,
Speaker 1: he's explaining to Cox that like one of them is
Speaker 1: Wilson's disease, and now other one is like one what
Speaker 1: was the one that JD knew? I don't remember, but
Speaker 1: you know they're talking about gloating and JD's like, I
Speaker 1: don't gloat, and then he guesses one writing he gloats,
Speaker 1: and then I do this really horrible, what annoying thing
Speaker 1: is happening? Now? Yeah? And I do this really horrible
Speaker 1: accent attempted because you're supposed to do it in a
Speaker 1: foreign accent, and I do a version of like a
Speaker 1: horrible Australian accent. Throw another shrimp on the bobby and
Speaker 1: I'm like, wait, that's Irish. So JD is not very
Speaker 1: good with accents. We established, and then we also get
Speaker 1: the Jordan and Cox's nanny's mom died, so Jordan has
Speaker 1: been having to spend time with her child because she's
Speaker 1: been trying to avoid talking to the nanny at all
Speaker 1: costs and comforting her. So Perry thus starts to tell
Speaker 1: a story and it cuts from He starts talking about
Speaker 1: the hospital and it shows me in a yellow Cando
Speaker 1: hat and I say this, this hat make me look
Speaker 1: fly and then she says, no known hospital story. It's
Speaker 1: a real fairy tale. And so then it cuts to uh, Donald,
Speaker 1: and excuse me, Turk and Carla are Turla? Which is
Speaker 1: that have been fused together at marriage? Yes, Sarah is
Speaker 1: a gorgeous princess. Yea. And JD is the fool and
Speaker 1: he an idiot and he said, and he's got the
Speaker 1: bells fool thing on his head, and he goes, does
Speaker 1: this hat make me look fly using? It jingles when
Speaker 1: I shake it? And that's I have a question. Yeah,
Speaker 1: is if in like medieval language like an apostrophe, then
Speaker 1: because wouldn't he have said does this hat make me
Speaker 1: look fly? It? It jingles when I shake it? Perhaps
Speaker 1: I don't. I think, Yeah, it's a good stonor question.
Speaker 1: I'm sure many people that are high listening have the
Speaker 1: same question. Um, we have to make sure we play
Speaker 1: to the high audience. So Donald represents you, guys, Well,
Speaker 1: I've always represented you. I want you to know that, yes,
Speaker 1: for all seven seasons. If you're a stoner who listens
Speaker 1: to this Donald's questions, represent you, guys. Was a stoner humor? Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you're not a smoker, if you're not a smoker.
Speaker 1: You can still appreciate it. You can appreciate on many levels.
Speaker 1: Doctors appreciate it, kids could appreciate it. Well, let's not
Speaker 1: bring kids and well, teenagers. It's a little maybe a
Speaker 1: little r rated for kids. Kids, thank you. Well, let's
Speaker 1: say just I know my son's asking if you can
Speaker 1: watch it, and I'm like, well you, it's sort of
Speaker 1: like there's no difference between him watching that a lot
Speaker 1: of the other comedies he's watching. It's just different when
Speaker 1: it's your mom in a broad underwear. Yeah. I'd about
Speaker 1: to say, your oldest sir thirteen just turned thirteen. I
Speaker 1: don't think you should watch it. I don't think you
Speaker 1: should watch it. He's a teenager. No, but I mean
Speaker 1: his mind a lot of sex on the show. I said.
Speaker 1: There's select episodes I said I would through and there
Speaker 1: like this episode, for example, would be a great one
Speaker 1: for him to watch. Yes, this one would be. The
Speaker 1: musical would be a great one from to watch anyone
Speaker 1: where you're not like, he's gonna be like, my friends
Speaker 1: keep telling me about all of this other stuff. Though
Speaker 1: there's a pizza episode. I heard about the clock pizza.
Speaker 1: There's a pizza clock episode. Mom, what's that about That
Speaker 1: sounds appropriate? Mama? What's inappropriate about pizza clock? Okay, So
Speaker 1: I just want to give a shout out to Cabinet McMullen,
Speaker 1: our production designer, Carrie Bennett, our costume designer, and John Inwood,
Speaker 1: our cinematographer, because those departments and including hair and makeup,
Speaker 1: just an extraordinary job with this um. Everybody, all of
Speaker 1: these costumes you see, many of them carry made these
Speaker 1: incredible sets of Cabinot built or the big wide shots
Speaker 1: like in the town square that opens the sequence that
Speaker 1: was on the Universal back lot, and it wasn't even
Speaker 1: actually like you know, an old you know, ye old
Speaker 1: town thing. It was a section of Universal that was
Speaker 1: not dressed like that. So all of cabin and his
Speaker 1: team did all of that to make it look like that.
Speaker 1: M So, just a lot of money and time and
Speaker 1: love and creativity was put into this episode. Kudos to you,
Speaker 1: zach Man. You found some really good shots out of
Speaker 1: all of this stuff. Thank you Phil too, you found
Speaker 1: some really beautiful shots. The shots with Sam and Neil
Speaker 1: were amazing walking off intives but they're walking away and
Speaker 1: the whole camera shaking. Yeah, amazing man, Yeah, thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you. I put a lot of love into this
Speaker 1: and and I really haven't seen it in so long,
Speaker 1: so I was so happy that it held up. And
Speaker 1: and I remember at the time thinking, oh, I hope
Speaker 1: these effects are good enough. You know that the sort
Speaker 1: of NBC budget level effects were good enough. And I
Speaker 1: think they looked pretty good. This many years later, they
Speaker 1: looked amazing. And how remind me how you guys shot
Speaker 1: Turk and Turl? How did you guys shoot that? Again?
Speaker 1: We had to do a green screen. There was like
Speaker 1: a dude that looked like Finesse Mitchell. I forget his name,
Speaker 1: but he looked just like Finesse. Was yeah, he was
Speaker 1: the body. I thought it was Finesse and I ran
Speaker 1: up on Finesse. I was like, yo, is that you
Speaker 1: no anyway? So um, And then I did a green
Speaker 1: screen and Judy did a green screen just their heads
Speaker 1: yet but I don't know. I don't know if we
Speaker 1: ever shot any of the stuff together either. Then a
Speaker 1: lot of it was shot in the hospital, where it
Speaker 1: was like we didn't just shoot it in one day. Also,
Speaker 1: it was like a couple of days too for different things.
Speaker 1: All their heads were everything with them, and their heads
Speaker 1: was on green screen and um and the body person
Speaker 1: being the body probably had a green screen mask. I
Speaker 1: think I worked two days. You guys were that was
Speaker 1: my That was That was what I was upset about,
Speaker 1: because you guys got to be on set and live
Speaker 1: in this world and stuff like that. And Judy and
Speaker 1: I were in the hospital where we all worked. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and all they did was hung a green screen behind
Speaker 1: us and painted our faces. That I remember that being
Speaker 1: me being upset about that. Yeah, I get it because
Speaker 1: this was such a fun adventure. How about Neil as
Speaker 1: the giant. That's a lot of freaking makeup. I wonder
Speaker 1: if he liked that. I wonder if he likes sitting
Speaker 1: in the chair. Well, if it's just for one episode,
Speaker 1: I'm sure it's fine. If you're won one of those
Speaker 1: star truck shows and you gotta do that every week,
Speaker 1: I'm sure it's tough. I'm not gonna say no names,
Speaker 1: but I had a conversation with somebody who did an
Speaker 1: episode of a sci fi show where he had to
Speaker 1: just one episode and he had to wear the prosthetics
Speaker 1: similar to what Neil did, and he said he would
Speaker 1: never do the show again. And I was like, but
Speaker 1: it's so awesome, it's such a great show. He was like, Nope,
Speaker 1: not if I got to wear that. What about think
Speaker 1: of like Eddie Murphy in the Clumps when he's playing everybody.
Speaker 1: I mean, I can't fathom how long I must take,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Yeah? Especially, yeah, No, I
Speaker 1: don't Jim Carrey in all the times he's done stuff
Speaker 1: like that like that is so much time in the chair.
Speaker 1: But wouldn't you want to find out at least at
Speaker 1: least one time? No, wouldn't you want to try it
Speaker 1: at least? No? I would have been decide for yourself?
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? If if I was on the
Speaker 1: level that someone would make a Clump style movie with
Speaker 1: me playing the six parts, it would be a dream.
Speaker 1: I mean, you'd suffer for your art to do it.
Speaker 1: But I'm just saying it's Think how I don't know
Speaker 1: what zone Eddie must go into, but doing that every
Speaker 1: single morning for months and months and months, you gotta
Speaker 1: I mean, obviously someone scene has to take more than
Speaker 1: a week to do, Like a scene, oh dude, those
Speaker 1: Clumps scenes where he's playing everyone, that probably took a month, right, amazing? Um?
Speaker 1: But anyway, so Neil looks great. As the giant alone goes,
Speaker 1: why is this town so dirty? It's well irritable towns
Speaker 1: woman of color. She accuses him of eating babies and
Speaker 1: he says, I don't eat babies, I eat toddlers. And
Speaker 1: then Doug comes up quick on the lips, lifetime on
Speaker 1: the hips, right. But then Doug, who is the sort
Speaker 1: of dead body collector who I did not recognize. I
Speaker 1: was like, who the fuck is that? Yeah, it's like
Speaker 1: to bring out your dead, bring out your dead thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: money python, bring out your dead. He comes up and
Speaker 1: he's like, I thought you said she'd be dead already,
Speaker 1: and the janitor says, come back later, do you have
Speaker 1: any babies? Todd That was cute, And then we meet
Speaker 1: the village idiot. No, it was it was I don't
Speaker 1: know the keut's the wrong word. It was funny. Um.
Speaker 1: Then we meet the village idiot, who is played by JD.
Speaker 1: Slash Sack Braff and m. He is so enamored with
Speaker 1: the gorgeous princess and he brings her a fish that
Speaker 1: he's saved from drowning, and the fish is obviously dead,
Speaker 1: and he said he's tired now, but earlier he was
Speaker 1: dance and all around. And then I make like a
Speaker 1: fish that's brouncing on land because I'm an idiot. That's real.
Speaker 1: That's probably the most idiotic things. And then we fight
Speaker 1: ever fantasized in his life, But it's not him fantasizing it.
Speaker 1: This is all the story through doctor Cox's right, Donald,
Speaker 1: we must remember that this is all told true Cox
Speaker 1: his eyes. That's why it's safe to say. He finds
Speaker 1: Elliott beautiful and not that bothers him. Really, he thinks
Speaker 1: Jad's the biggest idiot in the world. He thinks that
Speaker 1: Turk and Carla have become a know it all monolith.
Speaker 1: What else does he think? He thinks that the janitor
Speaker 1: is some giant freak. Yeah, and heet like eighteen abs
Speaker 1: on his armor when Cox comes in, Oh yeah, of
Speaker 1: course he thinks that. He thinks that he is the
Speaker 1: most amazing, handsome savior. And night yes, it arrives on
Speaker 1: a beautiful horse. So um so, Sarah, Elliott and I
Speaker 1: the Idiot are discussing who's it's too tried to kiss who?
Speaker 1: Remember this is a pickup from end of season six
Speaker 1: when we almost kissed It was your royal tongue that
Speaker 1: tried to store my mouthcastle, Castle. That's funny. I believe
Speaker 1: it was your royal tongue trying to storm my mouthcastle.
Speaker 1: So funny. And then she's yelling at me and she's
Speaker 1: she says something about her bosoms moving up and down.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of bosom talk in this episode, man,
Speaker 1: a lot of Like bosoms are a part of a
Speaker 1: good fairy tale, right, a hefty bosom. I have to listen.
Speaker 1: All I know is Turk rubs on his wife's bosom.
Speaker 1: That was so funny. But you know what I guess,
Speaker 1: because it's his wife, It's okay. I don't no, man,
Speaker 1: Like I've seen that meme that's out there right now
Speaker 1: where the women are doing what the husbands do to
Speaker 1: them when they're like bent over and you know, standing
Speaker 1: in the mirror and stuff. Have you seen this meme? No,
Speaker 1: So I'm a perpetrator of this. I have when my
Speaker 1: wife is you know, looking in the mirror, brushing her teeth,
Speaker 1: come behind her and fondled her, or when she's bent over,
Speaker 1: pretended to hump on her or something like that, or
Speaker 1: step my finger in her butt, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Like I've done stuff like this to her. There's a
Speaker 1: meme out of wives doing that to their husbands now
Speaker 1: and their husbands not appreciating it at all the pending. No,
Speaker 1: they're doing it for real. They're setting up the camera
Speaker 1: and the husband is freaking washing the dishes, and the
Speaker 1: wife will come behind them and rub on his chest
Speaker 1: and I'm like, don't do that to me. Come on,
Speaker 1: you know, like pissed off, Like it's really cute. But
Speaker 1: and I do that all the time. That's what it
Speaker 1: sounds like. When Turk rubs on Carla's well, he grabs
Speaker 1: Carla's breast and it's their breast. It's it's actually their breastplates, turlos.
Speaker 1: He grabs Turlo's shared breastplate. Now on her side, there's
Speaker 1: a metal breast on his side. It's just a hectoral. Yes.
Speaker 1: But while he's rubbing, and he goes that's what I'm
Speaker 1: talking about catchphrase and he uses a friend. Um. It
Speaker 1: was very funny. When Keith arrives on horsebackers the key
Speaker 1: to the chassis belt. Now you don't mind, I'd like
Speaker 1: to get the key back to my chest. Did he built?
Speaker 1: And then this is going to make so many things
Speaker 1: so much easier. Yeah, And then we see the chassis
Speaker 1: belt drop to the ground because poor princess has been
Speaker 1: living with that on. It was steaming. It wasn't steaming.
Speaker 1: It may have been steaming because it was cold and
Speaker 1: it was metal. I don't Wasn't it so hot when
Speaker 1: we filmed the memory correct? Was it so boiling hot
Speaker 1: and we were in all those layers? I feel like
Speaker 1: it was very hot. I don't remember. I don't remember.
Speaker 1: That's probably true. How funny is it when Travis arrives
Speaker 1: in that big He is so funny. He's so funny
Speaker 1: in that. I laughed out loud when he comes up.
Speaker 1: It's like, Um, what's that character in Shrek that has
Speaker 1: that hair cut? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, He's like he's
Speaker 1: got that hair By the way, I wanted Puss. What
Speaker 1: about Prince Charming in part two? Though? What was that
Speaker 1: same thing? Right? Who was just Prince Charming? But yeah,
Speaker 1: they had a similar cut. I watched Puts Some Boots
Speaker 1: two because flows in it and she's Goldilocks. It's really good.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys have all watched it,
Speaker 1: but it's so well done. We saw it in the
Speaker 1: movie theater. Have you seen it, Joel? I haven't seen
Speaker 1: it yet, but I've heard lovely things everything about It's amazing.
Speaker 1: The script and the story is so clever. But I
Speaker 1: think it'll be scared to some kids, though your kids
Speaker 1: scared all No, my kids weren't scared of it at all.
Speaker 1: Actually they you know, we it's a cartoon. I can
Speaker 1: explain that jump scares are something that's new for them.
Speaker 1: Though Roadblocks and they're jump scares are a problem because
Speaker 1: some of the games that are on Roadblocks. Listen, guys,
Speaker 1: I love you because you take my kid away from
Speaker 1: me sometimes when I just want to fucking do shit.
Speaker 1: But this fucking him waking up in the middle of
Speaker 1: the night because of these jump scares or because of
Speaker 1: this stuff on this game is not all right with me.
Speaker 1: So you know what I mean? Like, do adults play Roadblocks?
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is. Absolutely adults play Roadblocks.
Speaker 1: Anybody can play Roadblocks. It's it's one of those games
Speaker 1: where you can do anything. It's like mine. Do you
Speaker 1: ever twitch on robot for me? Stright? My kids love it.
Speaker 1: Your kids love it. They love it? Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: So Turlo, we talked about that. Now we also know
Speaker 1: that Turla is having their time of the month, and
Speaker 1: Turk of Turlo says, our time of the month. Is
Speaker 1: that why I keep crying for no reason? I didn't
Speaker 1: ask for this. So Turkey's having his period. Okay, we're
Speaker 1: back on. We realized that Jade's hair is a combination
Speaker 1: of horse maneuver, river mud and more horse maneuver. Now,
Speaker 1: but I want to go back to I want to
Speaker 1: go back to what he said to the princess when
Speaker 1: she said something about her boobs. Oh, yes, yes, I
Speaker 1: want to rest my face on them, and what you said.
Speaker 1: She says, I'm breathing, and he goes, right, right, right,
Speaker 1: that's what he says about her boobs going up and down. Right,
Speaker 1: But then your boobs were going up and down. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm breathing, and he goes, I know, can I rest
Speaker 1: my face upon them and ponder what you've said? Everybody
Speaker 1: loves boobs. Donalds a lot of boob jokes. Sasha is
Speaker 1: a mule, Yes, Sasha is a donkey or an ass
Speaker 1: or a mule. And the makeup on Ted who's a hunchback,
Speaker 1: that was incredible. Oh my god, John, oh my god.
Speaker 1: He looked amazing. And Sam Lloyd is just so great
Speaker 1: in this episode. He's always great and he says, my
Speaker 1: master approaches preferre prepare for his untamed vengeance. And there
Speaker 1: we meet Ozlek, who's obviously Kelso spelled backwards and he
Speaker 1: is the evil what is he? A wizard? I guess?
Speaker 1: So with the power? Did you ever see um, did
Speaker 1: you ever see Who's the movie when Mark Zinger back
Speaker 1: in the day where he was the Beast the Beast Master.
Speaker 1: Did you ever see that? Okay, so in the Beast Master.
Speaker 1: For those of you who did see that, and do
Speaker 1: remember it. Remember the guys that would freaking wrap you
Speaker 1: around you with the cloak on, and then when they
Speaker 1: and then freaking they would kill you and devour you.
Speaker 1: And then then when they removed the cloak from around you,
Speaker 1: you were dead. You were like bones and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: That's the power that Kelso's wizard. That's his wizard power.
Speaker 1: Like he can can appear out of nowhere, and that's
Speaker 1: his freaking power. He's like got the freaking cloak of
Speaker 1: darkness and it takes you to this realm and all
Speaker 1: of that stuff. That was pretty cool. Like there's a
Speaker 1: lot of listen, as much as you want to say,
Speaker 1: this is, you know, just a great, great written comedy.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of of dungeons and dragons and backstory
Speaker 1: put into this. So maino Marshes is princess probably, but
Speaker 1: of course it's fairy tales in general. And I guess
Speaker 1: you said you would say dungeons and dragons and stuff
Speaker 1: like that, But kudos to the writers, aren't this because
Speaker 1: that turns into a great joke. Like the question was,
Speaker 1: where does everybody go when Kim's character wraps them up
Speaker 1: and kills them? And what happens there? Like what what?
Speaker 1: What is this power? And when he does it to
Speaker 1: j D and Sarah it's really you know, it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: is that how they're going to end this episode? That's
Speaker 1: that's kind of a you know what I mean, because
Speaker 1: there's no end in sight. We're all. I mean, it's
Speaker 1: in the same as episode. It's amazing what he packed
Speaker 1: into this episode. It's twenty two minutes long. I think,
Speaker 1: how much happens in this episode, so the longer episode.
Speaker 1: As I was watching it and then I checked the time,
Speaker 1: and I was surprised. I was like, We've been a
Speaker 1: lot of places. It's so there's so much packed in. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's twenty two minutes. It really let's segment. But also
Speaker 1: whoever directed it really brought it, really brought it. Who
Speaker 1: did actually this episode it's one of the best. Are
Speaker 1: you being facetious? I'm not being facetious. I'm trying to
Speaker 1: do Sorry, are you being facetious? Do you not know
Speaker 1: who directed this episode of Chris? I know that it's
Speaker 1: one of the best episodes we have. Are such a
Speaker 1: good You're such a good actress. But ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 1: that's what that's how good an actress? Sorry, Sarah who
Speaker 1: directed this episode, Zachary Israel Breath. I was hoping you'd
Speaker 1: say somebody else, but yes, thank you, well, thank you.
Speaker 1: So then we start doing this really cool. Then then
Speaker 1: it really starts finding a flow of cutting back and
Speaker 1: forth to the hospital and the fairy tale. And Kelso
Speaker 1: has this thing, as we said that if you work
Speaker 1: twelve hours, you're out, you're fired. Doug gets caught working
Speaker 1: more than twelve hours. So he's just left a body
Speaker 1: bag in the elevator and the door is closing on it,
Speaker 1: and uh and and and and Kelso makes uh Ted
Speaker 1: grab it, and Ted cracks his back and now he's
Speaker 1: cleverly stuck in the position of the hunchback that he
Speaker 1: plays in the fantasy. And now Turlok go into the
Speaker 1: potion shop where we meet Fairy Todd Something. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: that outfit is so now did they put him on yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: is he sitting on something? No? No, he's on a
Speaker 1: green screen in a full harness, like like people who
Speaker 1: fly in movies. They didn't shrink him and make him fly. No,
Speaker 1: we don't have that technology yet, Sarah. Um. No, So
Speaker 1: we were truly hanging him by the you know, like
Speaker 1: the he had. What they do is they put an
Speaker 1: undervest on and they click in hanging cables to your shoulders.
Speaker 1: So that's how he or maybe his waist. Um, that's why.
Speaker 1: That's how he's And then we m you know, put
Speaker 1: him on a green screen and put him into the scene.
Speaker 1: And that's how you make a sprite? Is that what
Speaker 1: he is? Well, the other kids later are what do
Speaker 1: they call him? Would there wood nymphs? So I guess
Speaker 1: he's a sprite? Is that what that is? Let's tinker Bell?
Speaker 1: He's whatever, tinker Bell let tak bells a ry. I
Speaker 1: don't know if he was. He calls himself a fairy
Speaker 1: Todd Something right, But he's more like a sprite his power,
Speaker 1: or more sprightly than like, he's more mischievous than fairy esque,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like at least Shakespeare. You know,
Speaker 1: Puck is a sprite, but he serves the king of
Speaker 1: the fairies. So yeah, but he's but Puck is full sized.
Speaker 1: I thought fairies were tiny. I don't know for interpretation.
Speaker 1: Um so turk led length the idiot JD the wand
Speaker 1: and he uses it and gives himself a tail. Why
Speaker 1: would like, you know what, listen to play with it
Speaker 1: just for a little bit, but don't do nothun stupid.
Speaker 1: Just because he's Turtler, Just because he's Turtla doesn't mean
Speaker 1: that he doesn't love the JD. But Carla's there was
Speaker 1: there when it happened. Well, you know, he slipped it.
Speaker 1: You know, he's like, here, are gonna go in the
Speaker 1: potion shop while Carlo's not looking. Hold on wand. By
Speaker 1: the way, I was on I did Conan O'Brien's podcast,
Speaker 1: um Audience checked that out. I think it comes out.
Speaker 1: It comes out the week that my film comes out,
Speaker 1: which is the twenty fourth I think of March. I
Speaker 1: think it comes out of the twentieth or so. But Conan,
Speaker 1: my point is, was so lovely about the show our
Speaker 1: scrubs and loving it, but also specifically Donald about our
Speaker 1: our friendship. And he really was very earnest. He wasn't
Speaker 1: doing any sort of bit or anything. He was just
Speaker 1: I just he was like, I'm just so he goes
Speaker 1: I love those commercials of the team of commercials, and
Speaker 1: he was like, I gotta be honest. I'm not being
Speaker 1: like this is gonna sound cheesy, but that love actually spoof.
Speaker 1: Every time I came on, I found it kind of moving.
Speaker 1: I thought it was like so sweet and anyway, he
Speaker 1: gave us lots of love love it was. It was Sarah,
Speaker 1: no offense. It was specifically really about me and Donald
Speaker 1: and in our promance it's it's I. I was completely
Speaker 1: um aware of that. It's fine, not none taken, none taken,
Speaker 1: note taken Conan. I'm sure that Conan loves you, but
Speaker 1: he in this instance, he was specifically talking about, well,
Speaker 1: I agree with Conan on this one. You should see
Speaker 1: his podcast set up. Oh my goodness, Daniel, he shamed
Speaker 1: you all. All Daniel would need I had if I
Speaker 1: had the freaking he shames you button, that's what it
Speaker 1: would be. Daniel. No, he didn't change the ship. I
Speaker 1: don't think it's just Daniel fa No, it's about budget.
Speaker 1: I think Conen must have the biggest budget in podcast
Speaker 1: world because it was like going into the Howard Stern Show.
Speaker 1: I mean bigger than da No Dax is. When I
Speaker 1: did Dax it was just two chairs above his garage.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's changed, but this was like
Speaker 1: a full real studio with robotic cameras and like a
Speaker 1: staff of like a talk show sized staff. It was
Speaker 1: the real real Did you have to do a pre interview? No,
Speaker 1: but it was just like budget hashtag budget the dream.
Speaker 1: But I feel like, I mean, don't you guys prefer
Speaker 1: just being like just doing it from your Yeah. I
Speaker 1: don't want to change the thing. I do wish. I
Speaker 1: do wish it's impossible, but I see people that have
Speaker 1: shot their podcast so well, and I wish that we
Speaker 1: had always done that because we could put it on
Speaker 1: YouTube eventually, but we never really got around to that.
Speaker 1: I like what we have. My first question is the
Speaker 1: best time to Planet Apple Orchid was twenty years ago.
Speaker 1: The second best time is today. We have those cameras
Speaker 1: to shoot it. Well, we have well Donald doesn't uses Donald,
Speaker 1: Donald uses his for animation. We doesn't change the fact
Speaker 1: that we have it. You and Joel aren't doing Joel,
Speaker 1: you're not on your fancy camera. No, I could plug
Speaker 1: it in. It's set up. Well, maybe we'll do it
Speaker 1: for season eight and nine. You guys should, because you're
Speaker 1: gonna do this podcast forever and ever and ever of
Speaker 1: all day. No, we're gonna do it live. Guys. We're
Speaker 1: doing it live. That's what Sarah thinks, that we do
Speaker 1: it live. Then we take ad breaks. Joel's always counting down.
Speaker 1: Adds over three guys, adds over in three two an
Speaker 1: you live. No, but we are going on tour, guys,
Speaker 1: this isn't This is a fact. We are actually going
Speaker 1: on tour. When are you going on tour? We'll have
Speaker 1: to come with us. We're figuring it out. We're going
Speaker 1: with us. Do you want in Vancouver? You must do
Speaker 1: one in Vancouver. I'm not going to leave this conversation.
Speaker 1: So you say you're gonna do one in Vancouver, But
Speaker 1: then if you do it in Vancouver, you have to
Speaker 1: be involved. If we do it in Vancouver, then Sarah
Speaker 1: only does things in Vancouver. Her show was in Vancouver.
Speaker 1: She won't leave, won leave you guys? Is next dinner
Speaker 1: date will be in Vancouver? Yeah, I know that, I am.
Speaker 1: I will know. I know that I will not see
Speaker 1: Sarah unless she happens to be in Vancouver when I'm there.
Speaker 1: That's not true. I've started to come to La sometime. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you do only hang out with Casey. You don't
Speaker 1: hang out with us. Yeah, you know you long. I
Speaker 1: wouldn't be one time, but you hung out with case
Speaker 1: You hang out with Casey more than you hang out
Speaker 1: with me. Yeah. Feelings are heard. Feelings also find me
Speaker 1: on whistler. Yeah, you got a whistler if you want
Speaker 1: to visit Sarah. Yes, do live, do live and do
Speaker 1: one in Vancouver. When are you going to do your
Speaker 1: life tour? You know yet? TB TBD, TBD. But we're
Speaker 1: working on it right now. I could put I could
Speaker 1: say that it's for sure, aren't It's on it's on Donald's.
Speaker 1: It's on Donald's whiteboard. It's not on a whiteboard. This
Speaker 1: is something that's actually in motion right now. Bro, Well
Speaker 1: you can put it on the whiteboard still so you
Speaker 1: can film that. We will film that. I'm just saying,
Speaker 1: like I watch on you know, I'm sure if you
Speaker 1: guys get these clips on Instagram and your feed that
Speaker 1: are like podcast you know, clips where someone said something
Speaker 1: really cool and you're like, wow, that's a cool quote
Speaker 1: or something. And it was just on a podcast that
Speaker 1: happens to be beautifully shot because it's also going on
Speaker 1: YouTube and like that's the new trend. And there I was,
Speaker 1: and Conan's like very fancy studio with robotic cameras, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, I wish ours looked like this. But also,
Speaker 1: we don't have nine do have it? We have Chico artist, Well,
Speaker 1: you have Chico Artists. Hey, by the way, we haven't
Speaker 1: given her a shout out for how good her video?
Speaker 1: No doubt? Oh snap, Sarah, Now we got Sarah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Chico artist. Shit, Chico do me, do me, do me?
Speaker 1: Do me? Whoa Sarah? I want to be part of
Speaker 1: Chico Artists art. I know we demanded that she do
Speaker 1: you I mean, give the woman something. I meant her
Speaker 1: YouTube arts. Okay, I have to say it about Chico Artists.
Speaker 1: You know what's amazing. You might not have noticed this,
Speaker 1: and if you don't know, we're talking about this A
Speaker 1: young woman on Instagram named Chico Artist, that's her handle,
Speaker 1: and she does lip sync videos to the podcast. Do
Speaker 1: you notice that each character, you guys, she's doing is
Speaker 1: a single take it there's no editing, cuts, takes a
Speaker 1: lot of products. Was watching the whole time. I was like,
Speaker 1: she's not cutting. It's skilled. Yeah, that's right, it's skilled.
Speaker 1: Artists want to we want to thank you for for
Speaker 1: for putting in all the hard work. As always, we
Speaker 1: like to challenge you. So boo tank forever, woo tank forever. Sarah,
Speaker 1: do you want to make Chico artists say anything? Go
Speaker 1: ahead and say it. Hmm. I want to do I'm
Speaker 1: want to do. I'm doing a cheer dance Chico Artists.
Speaker 1: So I'd like to see interpretations of what is happening.
Speaker 1: What do you think I'm doing right now? Everybody everybody's like, yo, listen,
Speaker 1: why don't you say something? Why don't you say something
Speaker 1: like panics and starts dancing or freaking moving their body
Speaker 1: or something like that, Chico Artists. Just so, just so
Speaker 1: Chico Artist is able to do this. Sarah is acting
Speaker 1: like a mine who's stuck in a small box. It
Speaker 1: looks like a very small box that her upper body
Speaker 1: is trapped in Well she was. She was acting like that.
Speaker 1: And there was some hips, there was some hit movement,
Speaker 1: Chico artists fall safety poo, Well there we go. There
Speaker 1: were some Germans too, Sarah Deutsch. Okay, Chico artists. He
Speaker 1: you were more than nuts, shah as I figured, Alice, Yeah,
Speaker 1: there you go, cheek arts, Danel, do you want to
Speaker 1: come through this time? Danel? All right, Daniel, do you
Speaker 1: want to say the same thing? Yeah? You know it.
Speaker 1: The last time my dad told me to speak any German,
Speaker 1: he said, go up to this person, say sprek and
Speaker 1: zee Deutsch. And I was like, okay, I got this.
Speaker 1: I went up to that person, tapped him on the shoulder.
Speaker 1: I went spooky Miluki. They were like, what I was
Speaker 1: eight years old last time I tried to speak German, honor.
Speaker 1: We weren't asking We weren't asking you to speak German, Daniel.
Speaker 1: We were asking you if you wanted to redeem yourself. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you didn't. Well did Joel? How have you always
Speaker 1: jumped to Daniel's defense so quickly? One because I love
Speaker 1: him too, because is genuinely great. This is too much
Speaker 1: for cheek artist to do so and cheeko artist and
Speaker 1: the segment like this cheek artist. Imagine she pulls off
Speaker 1: the bong and starts smoking. Well, cheega artists, you could
Speaker 1: pull out a fake bong if you want. We don't
Speaker 1: want to force the real bong into your hands. You
Speaker 1: see her face machine that she was hilarious. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: was beautiful. It was like one of those kids machines.
Speaker 1: It was amazing. Already another break, Sarah, This is gonna
Speaker 1: be a break. You can do whatever you want. It'll
Speaker 1: be right and we're back. Sarah told a very long story.
Speaker 1: Sarah told a crazy story. And I actually did did
Speaker 1: chase down the garbage truck this morning because the compost,
Speaker 1: it's composting. When it's compost, you can't leave it for
Speaker 1: next for a week, So I was chasing. That was real.
Speaker 1: Now I have a question when yeah, when it comes
Speaker 1: to compost, how long is it supposed to take before
Speaker 1: it turns into compost? One? And then two? Like, what
Speaker 1: do you do with all of this shit liking stuff? Well,
Speaker 1: we have weekly pickups, so you're not actually waiting for
Speaker 1: it to turn into compost. I just heard the tu
Speaker 1: and I went racing down the driveway. Danil's gonna have
Speaker 1: the best answer for this at But in LA now
Speaker 1: we're supposed to do this and it means putting like
Speaker 1: food scraps in your green bin. Correct, yeah, correct. If
Speaker 1: you contact La Sannoitation, you can go pick up a
Speaker 1: free pail from them and they'll give it to you
Speaker 1: and you just you know, take your food, you know,
Speaker 1: your food waste, put it in the pail and then
Speaker 1: put it in your green bin. That's what we're supposed
Speaker 1: to do now. But isn't your food bin gonna isn't
Speaker 1: a little pail gonna smell unless you're empty it every day.
Speaker 1: It's an excellent points act. They recommend that you put
Speaker 1: a plastic bag in there, but you don't throw out
Speaker 1: the plastic bag into the green bin. If you have
Speaker 1: biodegradable plastic bags, that's different, But otherwise, yeah, you could
Speaker 1: put a paper bag in there. Yes, callin Sarah I Collins.
Speaker 1: He's raising her hand, everybody, Yes, Sarah, I'm just trying
Speaker 1: to understand this. So up until now, all of your
Speaker 1: food scraps just went into the garbage. Yes, yeah, we're
Speaker 1: into the garbage disposal. However you choose to do it.
Speaker 1: I think that's most of the country. Right, Yeah, LA's trying.
Speaker 1: Eli's trying to be progressive and say, now we're the
Speaker 1: more progressive state in in uh just La California, Daniel,
Speaker 1: I believe California. I think it's oh maybe, yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean I just got a notification for La County, so
Speaker 1: that's all I know. And some people have been composting
Speaker 1: on their own for years. All of California is trying
Speaker 1: to be green by thirty thirty thirty, by thirty thirty,
Speaker 1: twenty thirty, we're trying to go green by thirty thirty five. No,
Speaker 1: you know what I meant. I didn't you met. I
Speaker 1: didn't know what you met you said thirty thirty thirty five.
Speaker 1: I was trying to do it like that twenty thirty,
Speaker 1: twenty thirty five, something like that. You can't hate me now,
Speaker 1: but I won't stop now. You can't hate me now, Okay,
Speaker 1: we stop now. Okay, So ferry time something, um turn
Speaker 1: clothe the eighty of the wand um oh fairy. Todd says,
Speaker 1: you know I have a big wand if you want
Speaker 1: to hold it, and then he says banana hammock fairy five,
Speaker 1: and then we cut back to reality and he says,
Speaker 1: I love slapping people five, And so Elliott says, we
Speaker 1: have to page him in the in the hospital world,
Speaker 1: and then we cut before we before we go further,
Speaker 1: Carla uses the high five as a form of leverage
Speaker 1: to skip ahead of the Todd, who's waiting at the
Speaker 1: lab for a sample. But Carla wants to say her
Speaker 1: sample first so that she can help Elliot, right, so
Speaker 1: she you know, so she ate, she ransoms the five
Speaker 1: away from the Todd and he lets her go forward,
Speaker 1: and Todd says something like, still can high fives something
Speaker 1: like that. It was cute, Still allowed to high five? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I love to high five. I just love high fiving people. Um,
Speaker 1: so Elliott has to page from then that's clever. We
Speaker 1: cut to the fairytale world and she sends a dove,
Speaker 1: which is the equivalent of paging someone back in the day,
Speaker 1: and then comes in the most brave, handsome, sexy, badass
Speaker 1: night doctor Cox and um, he goes in to try
Speaker 1: and fight the monster and gets the shit kicked out
Speaker 1: of him. Yeah, the monster pieces. I thought that was
Speaker 1: a great Cowboys switch. When the monster there's a shot
Speaker 1: where the monster curls him out of the hut and
Speaker 1: it's it's it's really well done because it's Johnny sees
Speaker 1: stunt double taking the giant um stunt toss and then
Speaker 1: Johnny Ce pops up in the foreground without a cut.
Speaker 1: It was really cool. Did you guys notice that, Yes,
Speaker 1: I love a cowboy switch. Yeah, it was a pretty
Speaker 1: dope Cowboys. We do it pretty well known scrubs man,
Speaker 1: you love a cowboys switch? Backwards cowboy switch? Well, I
Speaker 1: learned it on Zach definitely trying to just make a
Speaker 1: sex joke there. It's reverse reverse cowgirls switch. I don't
Speaker 1: even know what to say, but it's a clever sex joke, Sarah.
Speaker 1: For those of you who haven't listened to the episodes
Speaker 1: where we talk about cowboys, which it's when you don't
Speaker 1: cut the stuntman or woman does something really crazy and
Speaker 1: then the actor who's playing the actor is somehow swapped
Speaker 1: out without cutting. They pop up in the foreground or something.
Speaker 1: That's a cowboy switch. But what's a reverse cowgirl switch? Act?
Speaker 1: That's what I wanted. I didn't know the lingo I tried.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it's called. Sarah, you know what
Speaker 1: a reverse cowgirl is? Come on, don't act like you're
Speaker 1: an innocent Vancouver woman. Back to the show. All right,
Speaker 1: so this is my best guests. Don't have that power.
Speaker 1: He's trying to be like Bill. Now James the subject
Speaker 1: my podcast podcast best line of the past, but the
Speaker 1: best line of the whole show. Are you out of
Speaker 1: your mind? Woman? We only got one ball? I don't
Speaker 1: do it. We only got one ball. Now, that's funny
Speaker 1: because Turla probably that's a really interesting that's a really
Speaker 1: interesting set of genitalia right there. Like I would I
Speaker 1: personally would be interested in seeing yeah, because it would
Speaker 1: be half ball and shaft. Hopefully there's enough shaft to
Speaker 1: use half vulva. I'm can excuse well if the genitalia
Speaker 1: is split down the middle, right, Um, and we know
Speaker 1: that Turla is a very sexual being. Yes, how does
Speaker 1: it hook up with itself? We'll just leave the audience
Speaker 1: to audience. You can daydream on that. That's on y'all.
Speaker 1: Whatever you're thinking, that's on y'all's brain. That's on y'all's brain. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's another as Bill, whatever you're thinking, that's on y'all's brain.
Speaker 1: We didn't say that. We say, Um, all right, let's
Speaker 1: talk it we gotta we gotta wrap it up soon
Speaker 1: because we know it's not every way. One of the
Speaker 1: funniest things was Neil getting a shoelace tied and he's like,
Speaker 1: my uncle's family was killed by a madman hacking to pieces. Yeah, um,
Speaker 1: we've got a long time, but that's okay. This is
Speaker 1: an epic episode and we have chalk um. So then
Speaker 1: Jordan is the scary old lady in the bushes and
Speaker 1: then we reveal that it's her with a face mask on.
Speaker 1: I thought that was really cute. Um, she's saying Perry
Speaker 1: let him go to bed and um. And then we
Speaker 1: go to the commercial. That's the whole first act of
Speaker 1: the show. Polish really at the first act, I know,
Speaker 1: and I just saw that the way Donald Donald had
Speaker 1: such a great line um that we can't skip overs
Speaker 1: is baby, maybe you could love the monster to sleep?
Speaker 1: Was one of your boring stories about your damn family.
Speaker 1: That's when she punches him in the ball m and
Speaker 1: I'm seeing this Cowboys switch I'm talking about. King comes
Speaker 1: after the commercial break. It's in act. It's opens act
Speaker 1: two of the show. Um, and that's where are you
Speaker 1: out your mind? No, no, there's no breaks, there's no break.
Speaker 1: We're just going to keep it. And then we learn
Speaker 1: that we need the golden ring, so um and he
Speaker 1: and then we hear remember what you heard when you
Speaker 1: weren't even listening, Okay, So that becomes sort of the
Speaker 1: theme we need to remember. That's what we get told
Speaker 1: by the night. It's really interesting we're learning this year
Speaker 1: how important Sarah's patient of sorry, how important Elliot's patients
Speaker 1: are to her. But in the last episode, we learned
Speaker 1: that Elliot was you guys on that quest to find
Speaker 1: out if she if the patient was still alive or
Speaker 1: if the patient got sick, because yeah, because of the
Speaker 1: diabetes drug and plumox right right, But what was her
Speaker 1: reasoning for it? Like, is it because in this one
Speaker 1: she's doing it because she really wants to save this
Speaker 1: She wants to figure out what's wrong with this young
Speaker 1: girl and why her kidneys are failing? Yeah, that one
Speaker 1: and that one it was. It was she was concerned
Speaker 1: that the drug Plomax had hurt one of her patients
Speaker 1: were killed him with diabetes. But again, keep in mind,
Speaker 1: these weren't supposed to be next to each other. But
Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out there could be a connection
Speaker 1: in both of them because the storyline is still very
Speaker 1: similar where Elliot Elliott likes to go on quest with
Speaker 1: j D just that, but not only quest with JD,
Speaker 1: but quests for her patients to try, you know, for
Speaker 1: it's there all noble quests. Yes, Elliott doesn't give up
Speaker 1: on a patient, that's for darn sure. She she she'll
Speaker 1: do anything to figure things out. Along the road, we
Speaker 1: run into Elliott and JD are riding the donkey, and
Speaker 1: they run into Ted and the janitor and U and
Speaker 1: Ted says something that made me laugh. He says, I
Speaker 1: tell most people I'm under an evil spell, but really
Speaker 1: it's a self esteem thing. It's all confidence thing. And
Speaker 1: then we get captured and Elliott and j D and
Speaker 1: we get sent to the dungeon where we see Doug's
Speaker 1: head on a stick. Yes, um, And we try and kiss,
Speaker 1: which was funny with with our, with our, she admits,
Speaker 1: twas I I tried to kiss you, Andy, we're too
Speaker 1: far apart to kiss. They were like trying to reach.
Speaker 1: We're all chained up to the wall, trying to reach
Speaker 1: a little more tongue. Yeah, we can't reach. And then
Speaker 1: Ted is on a stick. I said that, right, But
Speaker 1: then we're in office with Kelso, and Kelso is explaining
Speaker 1: why he have to go home, and You're like, I'm
Speaker 1: private practice. Eliot's like, I'm private practice, and JD's like,
Speaker 1: and I have no patient interaction when I'm with rolling
Speaker 1: with us. So you're not gonna you can't get sued
Speaker 1: for this because it starts off with him saying I'm
Speaker 1: gonna you guys are suspended or something like that, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: And then he's not wearing pants. Yeah, he says, I
Speaker 1: can do whatever I want to show this off. He
Speaker 1: stands up and he's wearing boxers. Find would have been
Speaker 1: fired right then and there nowadays nowadays, guess what, no, no, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: that's a rap. So then now we encounter the Wooden Nymphs,
Speaker 1: and the wooden Nymphs who are the interns provide us
Speaker 1: with a golden ring. And then in the real life, uh, well,
Speaker 1: you guys, remember what you heard, and that which from
Speaker 1: the Wilson Wilson's disease, which which cleverly these genius writers,
Speaker 1: is a little golden ring around the iris. That's that's
Speaker 1: how you find it. So and how about that set
Speaker 1: transition back into the ICU. Oh my god, that was
Speaker 1: so wonder I've forgotten that that was so cool. I
Speaker 1: think I think it was Zach Braft. Not really a
Speaker 1: horse rider, are you? But no, I mean I'm certainly
Speaker 1: not an expert enough to look good. Did you ever
Speaker 1: put it on your resume when you were younger? Probably
Speaker 1: put everything on their hockey, rowing, rowing because the ideology
Speaker 1: was like, the ideology was like, just when you get
Speaker 1: the job, you'll figure that shit out. You'll learn, you'll
Speaker 1: figure it out. The problem is the problem is now
Speaker 1: that you're a director and you hire someone that says
Speaker 1: like like, yeah, I can play soccer, and then you
Speaker 1: go to film it and you see how badly they
Speaker 1: are in soccer. You're like, oh, I can't believe that anymore. Right,
Speaker 1: And also, as a kid, I feel like when you
Speaker 1: put that shit on there and you were like hockey
Speaker 1: like you would just you'd actually would figure it out.
Speaker 1: Now that we're in our forties, you can't just figure
Speaker 1: that shit out. I'm trying try to learn how to
Speaker 1: play hockey, putting no play on my resume. Shit. But
Speaker 1: Sarah Sarah says she's learning to play now in her forties. Oh,
Speaker 1: good for you, you know, but you're not a skate Nope,
Speaker 1: did not grow up skating. Only Canadian did not. That's right.
Speaker 1: Learning Now everybody else could skate. You couldn't. I've never
Speaker 1: it's it's so hard. It's so hard in such a
Speaker 1: hard surface. But Sarah, you can dance. Um, oh, okay,
Speaker 1: another dance everybody. Oh it's a bit of a twerk
Speaker 1: now everyone. I didn't get to see it, but it
Speaker 1: was a twerk and I get it. Go Getter Nation
Speaker 1: should send you some some some sweatpants for twerking in
Speaker 1: their sweatpants like that. Oh I think I think they should.
Speaker 1: I think they should. Oh yeah, okay, wait wait wait,
Speaker 1: before we were on the horse, you've sent something really funny, Zach,
Speaker 1: missing one of my favorite life missing what you could
Speaker 1: have had when you tried to kiss me good moral
Speaker 1: instead of good moral. And then it wraps up as
Speaker 1: the night goes through town and the camera cranes through
Speaker 1: the village and I, those of you who like mistakes,
Speaker 1: I didn't see this obviously. I would have fixed it probably,
Speaker 1: or if I could have. But when Sarah and I
Speaker 1: are up on that bridge around twenty one twenty, you
Speaker 1: can clearly see that she's on standing on Plywood and
Speaker 1: I'm standing on black boxes. As a director, that really
Speaker 1: annoyed me that that wasn't taken care of. So if
Speaker 1: you like mistakes, there's one for you. But overall, a
Speaker 1: great episode everybody, and Sarah, it's so fun to have
Speaker 1: you here. Big shout out to Cox and Jordan at
Speaker 1: the end with the cute little scene by the door
Speaker 1: turns tragic and it really makes you feel it, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. Where Jordan's listening the whole time
Speaker 1: and she's like, so, what happened? Did the girl get
Speaker 1: the new kidney? Did the girl? Did she live? What happened?
Speaker 1: What's the end of the story. Is that how it ends?
Speaker 1: He's like, well that's how I'm telling it. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: He's like everything turned out fine. She's like it really
Speaker 1: did it? And he's like, well that's how I'm telling it.
Speaker 1: That's great because it gives you this scrubs gut punch fashion.
Speaker 1: Yeah you know what really happened? Yeah they were too late. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so well done, So well done by everybody involved and
Speaker 1: U and I'm just so I'm proud of it. If
Speaker 1: you if you're if you're someone who revisits Scrubs episodes.
Speaker 1: Check this one out because I think it's it's definitely
Speaker 1: I think one of my favorite ones. And uh, it's
Speaker 1: particularly special. There's a great episode, Zach Um. Thank you.
Speaker 1: Good you do. Really I'm not gonna lie man. You
Speaker 1: do do very good episodes and movies. Thank you. I'm
Speaker 1: very excited for everybody out there shameless plug to see
Speaker 1: A Good Person pleas. I can't wait to see it. Donald,
Speaker 1: have you seen it? Have you already gotten to see it?
Speaker 1: I've had seen it already. I've seen it already. I
Speaker 1: can't wait to see it. Thank you, Sarah, and um please, Um,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be doing a screening in Seattle. Maybe you'd
Speaker 1: be maybe you'd come to that. That's close enough to you. Um.
Speaker 1: But everybody, please, if you haven't yet, check out the
Speaker 1: trailer for A Good Person. It's on YouTube under a
Speaker 1: Good Person trailer. And we got some more content that'll
Speaker 1: be rolling out very soon and it comes out in
Speaker 1: March twenty fourth at a theater near you. All Right,
Speaker 1: I love you guys, Sarah, We love you you guys. Good.
Speaker 1: This is how I know, this is how I know
Speaker 1: we have something special. We were up on this motherfucker
Speaker 1: for an hour and thirty three minutes, or we could
Speaker 1: do we could do two hours with Sarah felt like
Speaker 1: ten minutes if I had a chat I had a
Speaker 1: chat GPT scene for us to do. But we'll do
Speaker 1: it next time when Sarah, you don't want to do it. Now,
Speaker 1: we're getting real long. I mean an hour and a half.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's a bit long. They love it
Speaker 1: when we go long, they do love it. I'm just saying,
Speaker 1: all right, do you want to quickly do a chat
Speaker 1: GBT scenes? Yeah? All right, Sarah. Do you know what
Speaker 1: this is? Sarah, I don't fill me in? All right,
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna text you. I get your phone out. Um,
Speaker 1: we had aire is a thing called chat ABT that
Speaker 1: will write scenes, and I had it write a scene.
Speaker 1: I'll give you the prompt that I gave it, and
Speaker 1: it wrote a scrub scene. I'm gonna text it to
Speaker 1: you right now. Okay, I'll read the stage directions all
Speaker 1: right everyone, so um, sorry, we're gonna stay and do
Speaker 1: one quick chat GPT scene for you. I will read
Speaker 1: the stage directions. Sarah, you will read the part of Elliott.
Speaker 1: The only instruction I gave chat GBT was to write
Speaker 1: a scrub scene where Elliott confesses to Turk that she's
Speaker 1: truly in love with Turk. Okay, I'm the stage directions.
Speaker 1: Scene opens in the hospital hallway with Elliott and Turk
Speaker 1: walking together. Turk, Um, I have something to tell you.
Speaker 1: What is it? Elliott? No written, Chatt chose the term
Speaker 1: ells We're gonna but chat GBT is shaking it up.
Speaker 1: Let's start again, Okay from the top, but leave that
Speaker 1: in down. Scene opens in the hospital with Elliott and
Speaker 1: Turk walk in together. Turk, I have something to tell you.
Speaker 1: What is it? Else? Well, I've been doing a lot
Speaker 1: of thinking lately, and I've realized that I'm more in
Speaker 1: love with you than JD. How can that be? I
Speaker 1: thought you two were meant to be. And then the
Speaker 1: stage direction is Elliott blushes, which I will now do
Speaker 1: on my own. There we are blushing, I know, but
Speaker 1: there's just something about your big, muscular build that makes
Speaker 1: my heart skip a beat. Well, I didn't see that coming.
Speaker 1: I'm serious, Turk. I love your strength, your confidence and
Speaker 1: the way you always know what to do, Just the
Speaker 1: kind of man I want by my side. Well, in
Speaker 1: that case, I'm glad to no I'm a top pick.
Speaker 1: They're more than just a pick. Turk, You're my heart
Speaker 1: and soul. I love you too. Else The scene closes
Speaker 1: with the two of them walking off, smiling and holding hands.
Speaker 1: But there you go, yo, Zach, Why are you freaking
Speaker 1: putting porn into the freaking I've tried to do porn.
Speaker 1: It censors any porn freaking that's like some freaking JD
Speaker 1: fantasy shit, Like no, listen. I tried to make it
Speaker 1: more pornographic and it won't do it. It censors you.
Speaker 1: So all I'll do is hold hands. What were your
Speaker 1: other trying anytime I'm trying to do anytime I try?
Speaker 1: Anytime you try? Where Turk and Jay I mean where
Speaker 1: My very first thing I typed into it was right
Speaker 1: a scene with Turk and g D banging, and it
Speaker 1: was like it was like, nah, I ain't I'm not
Speaker 1: ain't having that not doing that. It was like it
Speaker 1: was like error four or four error yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: like you know, like how in the two thousand and
Speaker 1: one Like what are you doing? Zack? I'm afraid I
Speaker 1: can't let you do that? Zach? What are you doing? Zack?
Speaker 1: All right? That's it. We love you, count us out.
Speaker 1: Sarah in German Zeck even up about show we made
Speaker 1: about a bunch of docs and nurses, said he's stories never,
Speaker 1: should not