Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and George Foreman
Speaker 1: boldly asked the world to cook our steaks on an
Speaker 1: electric panini press. Objectively horrible idea, but we said yes. Anyway,
Speaker 1: Now I want you to bring that same go with
Speaker 1: the flow, even if it sounds stupid attitude to this segment. Care,
Speaker 1: don't care, doesn't but I might read you a questionable,
Speaker 1: borderline idiotic headline and ask you to just go with it.
Speaker 1: Let's get right into your first headline. Normally they give
Speaker 1: you heps, but this time free food for a year.
Speaker 1: I care it, don't care. I care. A restaurant has
Speaker 1: announced a romantic new venture for Valentine's Day, where five
Speaker 1: lucky couples will have the chance to win free meals
Speaker 1: for a year. But there's two catches to it. One
Speaker 1: you have to get engaged at their restaurant, okay, and
Speaker 1: it has to be at a cracker barrel what because
Speaker 1: it any cracker barrel. It's just cracker barrel barrel. Not
Speaker 1: Usually they're a big chain restaurant. They're famous for their
Speaker 1: Southern style buffet. Yes, and they're all white food. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's like just this bland doesn't usually scream romance,
Speaker 1: but maybe that's part of what they're trying to accomplish.
Speaker 1: People who love Cracker Barrel love it that much that
Speaker 1: I'm surprised it just doesn't happen naturally. So any interested
Speaker 1: couples need to post a video of their Cracker Barrel
Speaker 1: proposal to Instagram between February tenth and sixteenth. That's according
Speaker 1: to the restaurant website. Okay, you'll also have to include
Speaker 1: a caption that explains why you decided to propose at
Speaker 1: Cracker Barrel. Yeah, and I'm guessing you can't just write
Speaker 1: because I wanted the bottomless Country Fried Chicken. Then you
Speaker 1: need to hashtag the post with hashtag I said yes
Speaker 1: at Cracker Barrel. Yeah, which is I've been posting that
Speaker 1: for years. But it has nothing to do with proposals. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I might have to do with something that happens in
Speaker 1: the employee bathroom there though, But if you're not quite
Speaker 1: ready to pop the question to your significant other yet,
Speaker 1: Cracker Barrel is also advertising an offer for a free
Speaker 1: dessert if you purchase two entrees in the days around
Speaker 1: Valentine's Oh task, I thought it was going to be
Speaker 1: likely had to give a promise ring or something. Just
Speaker 1: be bold enough to buy two whole dames. Okay, let's
Speaker 1: see if you guys care about this. One turns out
Speaker 1: one man can teach old dogs Guinness record breaking new tricks.
Speaker 1: Care care. There's a German dog trainer who's had a
Speaker 1: lifelong dream to put his name in the Guinness Book
Speaker 1: of World Records. His name is Wolfgang Lauenburger. Of course
Speaker 1: it's just also perfect. Now he's already set multiple records,
Speaker 1: including most skips by a dog on their hind legs
Speaker 1: in thirty seconds, most rollovers by a dog in one minute.
Speaker 1: Do you think the dog dog? Do you think the
Speaker 1: dogs are pissed? Like? What does he get the credit? Well,
Speaker 1: the other day he stunned the world by setting a
Speaker 1: new mark for most dogs in a conga line at fourteen.
Speaker 1: I want to be a part of it. I want
Speaker 1: to be in the middle. Of course, they did it
Speaker 1: to the song Shake Sonora of them, all fourteen dogs
Speaker 1: lined up holding each other's hipses or something. People have
Speaker 1: to see. The picture is pretty amazing. We can put
Speaker 1: that average. They're all different types of dogs. Now. It
Speaker 1: took Wolfgang sixteen weeks of him showing videos of the
Speaker 1: previous record to his dogs, trying to show them what
Speaker 1: they needed to do. That's how they worked. I guess
Speaker 1: that's part of it. The dogs also looked it up
Speaker 1: on YouTube. Yeah. Funny thing is Wolfgang actually beat out
Speaker 1: his own daughter, who appeared on the show Britain's Got
Speaker 1: Talent and held the previous Conger record with nine dogs.
Speaker 1: That's kind of messed up. Also a parent that doesn't
Speaker 1: think you should let your kids win. If you want
Speaker 1: to know, the record breaking dogs were named Kathy, Charlie, Elvis, Emma,
Speaker 1: Philu Finn, Jennifer, Katie, Maya, Simon, spec Susie, and wolf
Speaker 1: Those are some middle aged mom names. My god. I
Speaker 1: guess they're doing the congo ling so it checks outtally.
Speaker 1: In the end, they broke the record, and Wolfgang said
Speaker 1: the dogs were happy about setting the new world record.
Speaker 1: I bet Kathy and Jennifer went for a glass of
Speaker 1: shard nay. They're also happy drinking out of a toilet bowl.
Speaker 1: So really kind of tough to gauge with their actual
Speaker 1: emotions on it. Were real, they don't know what's going on.
Speaker 1: Good for that, let's go to your next headline. Maybe
Speaker 1: the weirdest story out of Florida that you're gonna hear
Speaker 1: all year. You're calling it I care. If you've listened
Speaker 1: to our show before, then you're probably familiar with the
Speaker 1: Villages Were hirement community in Florida. That's the largest retirement community.
Speaker 1: It's wild. It's filled with condos and townhouses. They got
Speaker 1: golf courses, pools, the whole deal. And there's always something
Speaker 1: crazy going on with the retirees who live there. And
Speaker 1: the latest story might be the most disturbing one yet.
Speaker 1: Hopefully your nana doesn't live there, because apparently the seniors
Speaker 1: in the village are now tying lufa's to the top
Speaker 1: of their cars and golf carts to let people know
Speaker 1: that they're swingers. Oh, the pineapple is out and the
Speaker 1: lufa is in bathtub. Lufas are in. This is a
Speaker 1: real news story. Different colors are supposed to mean different things,
Speaker 1: Oh God. For example, a purple lufa on your roof
Speaker 1: rack means you like to watch WHOA. There's a whole.
Speaker 1: There's a whole like spreadsheet of the different colors mean
Speaker 1: Dad's other lives there. Oh, look out if he has
Speaker 1: a lufa on the top of his view, a teal
Speaker 1: one means that you like to swing both ways. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I can't even say what the pink one means. Okay,
Speaker 1: but you will have to take your teeth out for it.
Speaker 1: I'll just say that. So as this rumor game Steam,
Speaker 1: someone who claimed to work at the village is weighed
Speaker 1: in saying the lufas don't necessarily mean that they're swingers.
Speaker 1: It's just to help them find their cars in the
Speaker 1: parking lots. Oh, because it's golf carts everywhere? Is that
Speaker 1: why it's well, whatever it is, they say, it's just
Speaker 1: to help them notice which one is their car. But
Speaker 1: I think we all know what's really going on here,
Speaker 1: innocent angle. I like that one better. I think it's
Speaker 1: Grandma's cover story. She's actually down to clown. She shows
Speaker 1: up with a broken hip to Thanksgiving this year. Finally,
Speaker 1: good story. Jet's joke of the day, Kara, don't care.
Speaker 1: What do you call a giant pile of cats? What
Speaker 1: a mountain? Karen, I don't care? Phone taps coming up
Speaker 1: right after this. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning