Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season to seventy four,
Speaker 1: episode four of Jar Daly's Hi Guys Stay production of
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Speaker 1: very cool. I'm thrilled and I'm thrilled to be joined
Speaker 1: by today's very special guest co host, one of the
Speaker 1: very faces on Mount Zitemore, a hilarious and brilliant produced
Speaker 1: or and TV writer. You know him from Your's This Racist.
Speaker 1: It's Andrew two. Yeah, I'm not five hundred miles said,
Speaker 1: I have not five hundred That's all I got away
Speaker 1: so long to come up with that I'm out of breath.
Speaker 1: You're not even one Miles Andrew. Yeah, I couldn't do it.
Speaker 1: I couldn't do it, but I'm here. Thanks for having me. Hey,
Speaker 1: we're thrilled to have you. You were on last week
Speaker 1: telling us about a live show. The live show happened. Yeah,
Speaker 1: here was a resounding success. It was It was really fun.
Speaker 1: We were in up in San Francisco. First s F
Speaker 1: Sketch Fest did uh live show? That was yeah, really
Speaker 1: really fun. The only downside was because l A has
Speaker 1: melted my brain. I only packed Sandals to San Francisco
Speaker 1: in February, which was one of the stupidest things that
Speaker 1: he's ever done. But I'm a love and yeah, this
Speaker 1: was what we were supposed to do when they travel
Speaker 1: to l A from the Midwest in February, but not
Speaker 1: not someone from l A. That was ridiculous. So I'm
Speaker 1: lucky to be alive. But I'm back. But they're just
Speaker 1: some people who like always have the same They always
Speaker 1: just dressed like it like it's a beach day, even
Speaker 1: in l A, even when it's you know, in the
Speaker 1: I knew, but it was too late. Like I got
Speaker 1: to l A X and I was like hold up,
Speaker 1: I don't have toes on my shoes. You didn't do
Speaker 1: a little shoes shoe shopping at L A X. I
Speaker 1: guess I could have that. Actually, probably is what I
Speaker 1: should have done. Well, Andrew, We're both lucky to be
Speaker 1: here for the return of one of the all time
Speaker 1: favorite first guest appearances from any guests on the daily
Speaker 1: Like guys. She's a public defender with Legal Aid New York,
Speaker 1: a writer who you've read on teen Vogue, a commentator
Speaker 1: for The Lot and Crime Network, and a contributor to
Speaker 1: The Hill. Please welcome back to the show, the brilliant
Speaker 1: and talented Alia Me. I don't have a specialty, but
Speaker 1: I will say my bio was improved since the last
Speaker 1: time you read. I was listening just now and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, I've leveled up. All this stuff is outdated,
Speaker 1: all right, hit me, let's uh, let us know what
Speaker 1: what do we miss? You know? I usually just say
Speaker 1: movement lawyer and political commentator now to catch it all.
Speaker 1: But I've been on like the Breakfast Club and stuff.
Speaker 1: Since I've been I've been doing stuff. I have my
Speaker 1: own show, left this mafia. You know, I'm doing things. Okay,
Speaker 1: It's nice when you can consolidate, like like the intro
Speaker 1: is just like stoop into one bucket higher. I just
Speaker 1: thought myself in a loud mouth now because that covers everything, right,
Speaker 1: like any amazing? Well that's great. How how has your
Speaker 1: busy life been since you were on? I'm assuming all
Speaker 1: these big breaks came from your appearance on the daily side. Guys, Yes,
Speaker 1: y'all did some three. I actually didn't care this the
Speaker 1: other day because people thought I was joking when I
Speaker 1: brought up y'all know why I stay on pop up
Speaker 1: girls at and I was like, I'm not kidding. I've
Speaker 1: made this caste before and I had the late to it.
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm telling you it was real. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and Winnie the Pooh, you know. Also, I since got
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Speaker 1: I was gonna wear for you all amazing. Yeah. Alright, well, Aliman,
Speaker 1: we're going to get to know you a little bit
Speaker 1: better in a moment. First, we're gonna tell our listeners
Speaker 1: a couple of the things we are talking about today.
Speaker 1: Trump coming home to roost for Republicans a little bit.
Speaker 1: He's accusing Ron de Santis or Roun dis sanctimonious, as
Speaker 1: he calls him, of grooming high school students. So that's
Speaker 1: just I don't know, it's just it's fun to be
Speaker 1: back in this moment where they're like, oh, no, what
Speaker 1: what have we done? I don't, I don't know. It's
Speaker 1: it feels like it's going to be a nice there.
Speaker 1: There's gonna be a nice batch of fascist on fascist
Speaker 1: crime predator versus predator predator. Yeah, exactly, whoever wins? I mean,
Speaker 1: we all lose, but so does one of them, and
Speaker 1: the other one's going to get hurt a little bit.
Speaker 1: So we'll talk about that. We'll talk about the New
Speaker 1: York magazines list of updated like etiquette rules that came
Speaker 1: out in their print edition. You can you can find
Speaker 1: them online if you want to pay. So, I just
Speaker 1: I don't know. They're they're fund to debate. So to
Speaker 1: bring a couple of those too, are esteemed guests, And
Speaker 1: I'm a heathen and a bird because I don't even
Speaker 1: know what the old etiquette rules are. You said updated
Speaker 1: and that was like etiquette. No, it's yeah, it's I
Speaker 1: think comes from an assumption that we don't know what
Speaker 1: what the old etiquette, like what what direction and the
Speaker 1: forks are supposed to be and ship like that, but
Speaker 1: this is more like text message etiquette and and things
Speaker 1: like that. Text message etiquette. Is that really in there,
Speaker 1: because if so, I'm I'm living a foul. I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's stuff. Like it's very like someone was like, what
Speaker 1: are the what the what's it do? Et a kutte cob,
Speaker 1: Like I hate when you read something that's clearly by
Speaker 1: somebody who's like in the throes of having been ghosted,
Speaker 1: Like the only person who wrote that, like you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, like the only person would come up
Speaker 1: with that as somebody's I don't like, why is our
Speaker 1: generation act like this doesn't felt I'm time? You know
Speaker 1: that's the minute you said text message and etiquette, I said,
Speaker 1: that's somebody who don't get tax back. I already know
Speaker 1: they're they're The ghosting one is just if you ghost someone,
Speaker 1: stay ghosted forever, which I kind of think it's fun.
Speaker 1: Adds a little mystery, a little game to the process
Speaker 1: of ghost someone. Yeah, well maybe they're not a ghost,
Speaker 1: and maybe that's what they're trying to say. They don't
Speaker 1: live here, they travel, you know what I'm saying, like there,
Speaker 1: we're gonna talk about the State of the Union. The
Speaker 1: Romney again just Republican on Republican violence. That you hate
Speaker 1: to see it, folks. Mitt Romney came with the sick
Speaker 1: you know, the knives were sharpened, and he called George
Speaker 1: Santos a sick puppy at the State of the Union.
Speaker 1: So we'll talk about that. We might even get to
Speaker 1: a Knock at the Cabin, the number one movie in
Speaker 1: America right now, m Night Shamalan's new horror movie, Knock
Speaker 1: at the Cabin, in which we we won't spoil it,
Speaker 1: but it does seem to have a somewhat positive spin
Speaker 1: on like doomsday prepper right wing people a little bit
Speaker 1: or not. They're they're not the heroes by any means,
Speaker 1: but they're right about some stuff, which I always am
Speaker 1: a little unnerved by. That's that's the premise of your thing.
Speaker 1: Would it would if the right wing crazy zeit, guys,
Speaker 1: because that was that Last of Us Episode two. I
Speaker 1: haven't watched the Last Last of Us still, but that
Speaker 1: that has some of that. Yeah, yeah, But the much
Speaker 1: lauded episode three, it basically it only is able to
Speaker 1: kick off because one of the characters is like an
Speaker 1: actual doomsday prepper. Nice. Yeah, yeah, we're noticing that at
Speaker 1: a like a Hallmark rom com those number one on
Speaker 1: Netflix a while back. And the guy, the the male
Speaker 1: love interest played by Josh du Mel, was just a
Speaker 1: Q and on like straight up, they just they just
Speaker 1: did a control all delete for all like que and
Speaker 1: on and other than that, like just the word que
Speaker 1: and on everything else that was like doomsday prepper, hated
Speaker 1: the city, like had conspiratorial thinking about the government. So yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel like Hollywood is like we see out there.
Speaker 1: We're not allowed to say we agree with you, but
Speaker 1: we see you folks, big yeah, big wink. That is
Speaker 1: one of the one of the new rules for etiquette
Speaker 1: is just always wink. I'm ready to talk about the
Speaker 1: etiquette rules, you know, Like I feel like I could
Speaker 1: just talk about these for the next three weeks. Like
Speaker 1: there's there's so many of them. Also, it opens with
Speaker 1: this etiquette rule like when your friend publishes a book,
Speaker 1: you don't have to read it. That is some bullshit.
Speaker 1: And it's also like such so pacific. You know, actually,
Speaker 1: you know it's crazy. I had the nerve. I'm so
Speaker 1: let me tell you what it is to be selfish,
Speaker 1: right I I screamed that for my own future self,
Speaker 1: who's gonna write a book and need my friends to
Speaker 1: read it. But the minute I expressed my outrage, immediately
Speaker 1: in my mind was highlighted my friend that I've never
Speaker 1: car your book shelf is literally right behind you. I
Speaker 1: was like, we could see her, we could see her
Speaker 1: lies on the zoo literally in the minute out never
Speaker 1: read that. And not only did I not read it,
Speaker 1: but I sent the lie. Like but to get into
Speaker 1: this right now, we'll talk about all that plenty more.
Speaker 1: But first allie me, Well, we like to ask our
Speaker 1: guests what is something from your search history? Ebony Magazine.
Speaker 1: I was trying to figure out how to get a
Speaker 1: subscription after day but I'll john again. I was like, no,
Speaker 1: I gotta have to support this kind of crafts midship
Speaker 1: my favorite to meet somebody. But somebody tweeted, I'm giggling
Speaker 1: because I know that Ebony magazine people were setting up
Speaker 1: this photo shoot like the hole's gone love bit like
Speaker 1: it's me. I'm I wanted to know. I said every picture,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna commission somebody to paint one of them, like,
Speaker 1: let me tell you something I have never seen. Nothing
Speaker 1: I've never seen created one on too. I don't know
Speaker 1: what it's about, but I'm damn sure. Three, I'm trying.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be here on day one, okay, like the
Speaker 1: nice hear two in the front with upon like so
Speaker 1: that's private time. But with everyone, they gotta they gotta
Speaker 1: sell like high res prints of that. They would they
Speaker 1: would make just like you know, fifty for like a highbred.
Speaker 1: See listen in the comments. Because he looks so he does,
Speaker 1: looks good as health and no reason, there's no reason.
Speaker 1: But I'm man to be that fine. You know, I know,
Speaker 1: I said, I know he's fine. When I started I
Speaker 1: started keeping family, somebody was like, you know, the black
Speaker 1: community tend to to not love black women when they
Speaker 1: see is a black man as a black act and
Speaker 1: we love this with a white woman, and usually that
Speaker 1: I'll get you canceled, right, So I posted my I
Speaker 1: post my Jonathan Major just because oh look how fine
Speaker 1: he is, and here comes somebody that he don't even
Speaker 1: like white girls, says, let me tell you something. I
Speaker 1: put on the cape for it to racial duty. I said,
Speaker 1: go ahead to the NBA and Jonathan, Hello, he's so fine.
Speaker 1: He made you compromise core principles. Sit listen, I switched up.
Speaker 1: I authored Loving versus Virginia the Minute. Yeah, has this
Speaker 1: been a long term thing? Is it just culmination? Or
Speaker 1: you're you're just you've just when? When did? When did
Speaker 1: you fall in love? I'm a bird, right, I can't
Speaker 1: even tell you whenever the last magazine shoot was when
Speaker 1: I saw him. I don't even I haven't. I don't
Speaker 1: even watched love Craft Country, but I will. I haven't
Speaker 1: seen most of his things. I think the only thing
Speaker 1: I've seen him in was the Heart of a Fall.
Speaker 1: And you know what, Who's fine? And that I must
Speaker 1: say demand don't miss a right, I'm gonna go support.
Speaker 1: It's so serious. I'm gonna telling you how much I
Speaker 1: want to support, how fine he is. Right. I looked
Speaker 1: at all the pictures. I've already seen them on Twitter
Speaker 1: on abbone, but I was like, I want to incentifize
Speaker 1: Ebony to do this kind of work and it's the
Speaker 1: career for I'm gonna put him in photos. So I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go to the website. I'm gonna google going on
Speaker 1: abone said, I can see look at traffic and I'm
Speaker 1: gonna specifically look at everything Jonathan Major is related. I
Speaker 1: was like, yes, yes, I want to encourage people to
Speaker 1: bring this man into a photo shoots. Yes, so I'm
Speaker 1: more impart listeners do the same. It's about volume, Yes,
Speaker 1: you get it. I'm trying to I'm trying to get
Speaker 1: abony all the awards and accolades they need. Okay, I
Speaker 1: feel like we're learning in this episode. Magazine's still out here,
Speaker 1: still doing it, you know by the magazine. Yeah, what's
Speaker 1: something you think is over rated? Either I put a list,
Speaker 1: so it's either Harry Styles finding Nemo on once you
Speaker 1: all were talking all zombie content, so y'all can pick which.
Speaker 1: Fore me, Okay, I want to hear about all the
Speaker 1: I mean Harry Styles. I think it's pretty I think
Speaker 1: we get that one right. I am had no beef,
Speaker 1: and I want to be clear that that young man
Speaker 1: has never crossed my mind in my entire black ass life.
Speaker 1: Not one time had I thought about Harry Styles. But
Speaker 1: it only took a few nights ago for him to
Speaker 1: become my number one enemy. I have to now retroactively
Speaker 1: go back and hate because I listen, I disrespect you know.
Speaker 1: I'm not even get started to kind of beh I remember,
Speaker 1: I am. I'm surprised, y'all ain't hear me hit the
Speaker 1: ground from I can listen when listen, I knew the
Speaker 1: minute Trevor Noah, because he knew better. I went, no,
Speaker 1: we're not talking about that enough unless respect of much
Speaker 1: Trevor no I knew the black community was not gonna
Speaker 1: let him say. And then that was so the many
Speaker 1: walk over to that white woman to ask her to
Speaker 1: say it. I was like, oh, no, I didn't. I
Speaker 1: didn't see it, but that's an amazing move by him
Speaker 1: to be like you literally and he say, hey, you
Speaker 1: want to say this in a minute. I was like,
Speaker 1: what's going on? What's going on? With what's going on?
Speaker 1: I was like an old white lady and I you
Speaker 1: know what, you know, it's crazy. I was prepared a
Speaker 1: little bit like if they had said bad bunny. I
Speaker 1: want you to understand, I would be I would be
Speaker 1: talking ship like not not the same way, but in
Speaker 1: my home I'd be talking mad ship, but not online
Speaker 1: in the same way, because I would understand I can't
Speaker 1: intellectually defend it from the same position. I get it
Speaker 1: global impact, undeniable, yes, yes, highest grossing tool. I can't
Speaker 1: deny these STAPs, but Harry Styles, Yeah, it's just such
Speaker 1: an industry award where it's just like the music industry
Speaker 1: rewarding itself, like the people that they want to be, like,
Speaker 1: we look what we built. And when my man said,
Speaker 1: did you had a speech? He said? He said, he said,
Speaker 1: this don't happen to people like me. He said that,
Speaker 1: and I was like, if I jumped through the confused
Speaker 1: just and tackle this child, I am curious. I was like,
Speaker 1: I know you're not saying that. Look at Beyonce and
Speaker 1: how black house face. It's like literally every phrase of
Speaker 1: that sentence needs to be interrogated. What what do you
Speaker 1: mean by things like this? They would trying to defend that,
Speaker 1: you know, they're like they're like, oh, he means because
Speaker 1: he was four. I was like, oh man, but even
Speaker 1: that is bullshit. Poor fucking anyone who grew up poor
Speaker 1: doesn't have Grammy's that's different. Yeah, like, there's never been
Speaker 1: a poor white guy. You show didn't get it on
Speaker 1: the mud Harry Okay, so him, I'm now officially a
Speaker 1: Harry Style hater. Whatever. Finding Nemo you're out on, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've been to finding Nemo titles hater since day one.
Speaker 1: Like as a child, it was one of the first movies. Like,
Speaker 1: it wasn't the first time I walked out of the theater.
Speaker 1: That was Moses Jones. Um, I like that. You're a
Speaker 1: young person just walking out of movies. Listen. I remember
Speaker 1: I was, I was trapped. I would have walked out.
Speaker 1: What happened was you know, I have I have five
Speaker 1: siblings and my parents. You know, they were tired us,
Speaker 1: and they sent us to the movie theater all day.
Speaker 1: They thought it was like a full set of tickets.
Speaker 1: So it was like Lelo and Stitch finding me all
Speaker 1: these things out. I get to finding Nemo, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: what is this incredibly stressful movie? And I have felt
Speaker 1: that way every day and that is the most stressful film.
Speaker 1: It's so dark the way it opens ship like the
Speaker 1: anxiety is not flared up. I'm like, Okay, So his mama, dad,
Speaker 1: he's disabled, His daddy is a single, daddy's struggling. His daddy.
Speaker 1: He don't listen first and almost I never liked his
Speaker 1: little laugh, right, don't listen. I can't stand anymore. His
Speaker 1: daddy gave that man one instruction, No, don't go there.
Speaker 1: I don't go there. He can go happen a little
Speaker 1: one thing up there. Now Daddy stressed out for the
Speaker 1: entire filming because now you're stuck in a pet shop
Speaker 1: and yeah, Daddy's only what What did they what did
Speaker 1: they give him as as a companion, as comic relief
Speaker 1: Fish with the Men show, I'm never I've never Dory breaks.
Speaker 1: That is the most stressful and you know what, you
Speaker 1: know what upset me. That's what I don't like about
Speaker 1: the gas like the pixel who I was responsible? Because
Speaker 1: I'm like, how is this not incredibly depressing and tragic
Speaker 1: to people? Why does nobody but me see this? They
Speaker 1: love Dory like this is cute. I'm like, you are
Speaker 1: not stressed? This not sad? But then they had the
Speaker 1: nerve to come up with Finding Dory and I never
Speaker 1: I didn't finish it because I didn't make it past
Speaker 1: the first It's admirable you put it on. Honestly, even
Speaker 1: even starting it, I was like, so terribly traumatic, sad
Speaker 1: backstory to explain why Fish as the mensho almost like
Speaker 1: you know it's tragic and sad that the mention why
Speaker 1: am I watching this? Why am I watching it? So
Speaker 1: finding me mo terrible. I don't know why people like that.
Speaker 1: I don't know if people are sick. And it's not
Speaker 1: even like a musical. I don't even understand it, Like
Speaker 1: I don't understand why my generation clung to it the
Speaker 1: way they did. It's not like like Lion King and
Speaker 1: all these other people of soundtracks, A little Mermaids soundtracks.
Speaker 1: Finding Nemo has nothing but a lost fish, a single
Speaker 1: daddy and a fish with the match up. I feel
Speaker 1: like a Pixar has like a white board that's just
Speaker 1: like the like a pool going for who can get
Speaker 1: the most depressing ship into a children's mood and they're
Speaker 1: just rapping it up each time. Y'all set up, y'all
Speaker 1: see it up. Then I just saw the opening thing
Speaker 1: and I was like, get the opening where up where
Speaker 1: he los his wife and his wife together and love
Speaker 1: they can have kids, have kids? Yeah, you like cry
Speaker 1: three different times like the first five minutes, like why
Speaker 1: is this like this? Yeah? So that and then all
Speaker 1: zombie content. I'm saying it for the same reasons I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't understand you would be like vampires, I get
Speaker 1: well less so for Mermaids makes sense. Zombies, what about
Speaker 1: what dead decay and people do it like, why do
Speaker 1: you want to see a bunch of the Sarahs walking
Speaker 1: around place? What does this up? All? Like? I don't.
Speaker 1: I will say the one thing that I finally watched
Speaker 1: the Last of Us show this weekend, and what I
Speaker 1: will say is it is actually really mercifully light on
Speaker 1: actual zombies on the screen. That thing I was like, Oh,
Speaker 1: this is it's like better than the game, which is
Speaker 1: just like all fucking zombies all the time. Not all,
Speaker 1: but it's like it's good in that regard. But then
Speaker 1: in the same vein, I think that's the whole point.
Speaker 1: I think that's the whole point of zombie content is
Speaker 1: it's not the zombies. It is an excuse, like they're
Speaker 1: the most unobtrusive, easy to evade, like yeah, monster, But
Speaker 1: the whole thing is that society has crumbled and people
Speaker 1: are like dying to live in a world where society
Speaker 1: has crumbled. And so and I also to keep coming
Speaker 1: out with zombie content after COVID is crazy people would
Speaker 1: kill themselves. We won't even people don't wanna wein masks.
Speaker 1: You think people doing combattle and fighting the surviving zombies?
Speaker 1: What do you even what are you even fighting a
Speaker 1: litol What what do you want to Why do you
Speaker 1: want to do this? Do you want to be in
Speaker 1: a zombie world? The minute they tell me, if they
Speaker 1: come and tell me the zombies running the streets and
Speaker 1: the zombies looking for you, I'm just gonna I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna end it and them take myself up the game.
Speaker 1: I'm not letting zombies what and I gonna be rounding.
Speaker 1: And also I don't like the way the zombies have
Speaker 1: to work. Why and everything zombie related? No, for real?
Speaker 1: Why zombies don't never be dead zombies and just be chilling?
Speaker 1: Why the zombies have to be like like working for
Speaker 1: the Night the Walking Dead? You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Why is it like that? Why are you trying to
Speaker 1: why are you trying to recruit? Even have an agenda?
Speaker 1: What's the what's the purpose? So what they do? Ye? Yes? Yeah,
Speaker 1: the dating apps have started to do dumb ship like
Speaker 1: making you answer like quirky questions. Uh. And my favorite
Speaker 1: one that I've ever personally answered is like what is
Speaker 1: your zombie apocalypse plan? And it's like, my plan is
Speaker 1: the key eating people's brains until someone kills me. Zombie
Speaker 1: from day one I'm yeah, I'm not even the one
Speaker 1: getting bit. I'm like, yeah, I'll try that whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 1: y'all will be a zombie. Not me. I would. I would, honestly,
Speaker 1: I would probably engage in mass destruction. Like no, honestly,
Speaker 1: I would like, yeah, I think that's that's why people like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's people. Yeah, I just see zombie Land. But I
Speaker 1: feel like there's a part in that movie where they're
Speaker 1: like riding dirt bikes through the White House or some ship,
Speaker 1: like it's that's that's the dream that people have, is
Speaker 1: just like society falling down, no longer having to go
Speaker 1: to your job, and like the whole idea that, yeah,
Speaker 1: but the the idea that it's easier to imagine the
Speaker 1: end of the world than the end of capitalism. I
Speaker 1: feel like it's that's the only version of a world
Speaker 1: without capitalism that people can imagine. So they just they
Speaker 1: just go with that. They're like, this is better than
Speaker 1: the soul sucking, you know, soul withering, day to day grind.
Speaker 1: The more you talk, the more convinced I amn't going
Speaker 1: need to send the flood. Like I'm listening and I
Speaker 1: was like, this is where we're at. It's out there.
Speaker 1: I think it's like, but it's it's also like a
Speaker 1: version of capitalism people can comprehend, which I think it's
Speaker 1: like it's just like when your only job is to
Speaker 1: like run from these dudes and like get enough calories
Speaker 1: to survive one more day, and that's it, Like people
Speaker 1: can understand that competition. Oh of course, yes, don't get
Speaker 1: me wrong. Yesterday I was getting in my uber and
Speaker 1: I realized I left my key upstairs and I had
Speaker 1: to run up the stairs fast to get my key
Speaker 1: and run back down. And I was in the uber
Speaker 1: fighting for my life, like trying to breathe, like stress
Speaker 1: that I was like, this isn't our life is supposed
Speaker 1: to be me being rush Like this is a little
Speaker 1: run with a lot on me. Now you're talking every
Speaker 1: day obstacle course and from zombies. Zombies that are expanding
Speaker 1: their army getting people that wanted to be apocalypse are
Speaker 1: like cross fit people. They're just like this would be fine.
Speaker 1: I could do a lot of pull ups. I think
Speaker 1: it's just the idea of like a walkable city, like
Speaker 1: a walkable like Suburbs, is so outlandish to people that
Speaker 1: like that's what they need to invent to make it possible.
Speaker 1: They're just like, man, could you imagine just being able
Speaker 1: to walk down the middle of the street. That would
Speaker 1: be That would be amazing. It's like, man, that was
Speaker 1: that was you know, seventy years ago people could do that.
Speaker 1: O God, so depressing. All right, let's take a quick
Speaker 1: break and we'll be right back. And we're back and
Speaker 1: align me. We also like to ask our guests what
Speaker 1: something is that you think is underrated? Yes, I know
Speaker 1: people like I know people love Drew bary More, but
Speaker 1: I think she doesn't get even enough enough. I think
Speaker 1: Drew Barrymore is a pretty wholesome tom Tair white lady.
Speaker 1: Like I thought about this because I used to love
Speaker 1: Drew barry as a kid. Drew very Moon was my favorite,
Speaker 1: my favorite actress. Because I noticed this, I noticed all
Speaker 1: white actors and actresses that I have an affinity for
Speaker 1: grandfathered into me by some family member. Like everybody has yeah,
Speaker 1: like everybody has one, Like my mama likes Vince Vaughn's.
Speaker 1: I like Vince Vaughn, you know, and I'm like, knew
Speaker 1: barry More is mine. And then as I got older,
Speaker 1: you know, I changed all my favorite lists. All my
Speaker 1: things have been black ified. But I noticed the other day.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I said to someone, oh, my
Speaker 1: favorite actress as a kid with Drew barry More. And
Speaker 1: I was like, you know what that age. She has
Speaker 1: not ashamed to me, she has not disappointed me. She's
Speaker 1: here being wholesome. She has a show now, and so
Speaker 1: she has even more opportunity to be problematic if she were.
Speaker 1: And she's not ever messed up, as we don't give
Speaker 1: Drew barry More. She has a long longevity of never
Speaker 1: being canceled. Yeah, you can't think she's put in her
Speaker 1: ten thousand hours of being a rich white person and
Speaker 1: not doing something offensive. And yes, no, seriously, very pretty.
Speaker 1: That's actual complement. She's been around Dome long. I'm like,
Speaker 1: you know what, Yeah, if you've been, if you've been
Speaker 1: rich and white that log and you're still haven't gotten canceled,
Speaker 1: I think you might just be a good person. That's
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. She came into the gig like she's
Speaker 1: came into came into fame. She's she's so good. Even
Speaker 1: the other day when um, all the all the white
Speaker 1: people were getting lit up because they were responding to
Speaker 1: the Nepple baby accusations poorly, and she was just like yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: like like like this is an excellent white lady. Okay,
Speaker 1: acs so good. I was looking at that dome. She
Speaker 1: didn't even need so Drew barrymore. And that's my underrating.
Speaker 1: Have you seen the clip of her discovering its raining
Speaker 1: outside and just going out into the rain. I highly
Speaker 1: recommend that. Yeah, she's just so I don't know, it's
Speaker 1: like you're watching a sci fi movie where it's raining
Speaker 1: for the first time, then like they've only read it
Speaker 1: like thousands of years is the first time. She's so cute.
Speaker 1: She's somebody who's business I want to be in. You
Speaker 1: know what, you never got any you remember back back
Speaker 1: back in the day, she used to day justin long
Speaker 1: for the longest. You'll remember that, all right, And yeah,
Speaker 1: they did the movie Going to Distance. They even suddenly,
Speaker 1: like you know, they had a little company together and
Speaker 1: then just suddenly, after super mad long, they just broke
Speaker 1: up and was suddenly with different partners and people moved on.
Speaker 1: And I have never gotten closure just this answers. I'm like,
Speaker 1: what what is this? I think about it all the
Speaker 1: time every time I see Drew bar being good. I'd
Speaker 1: be like, justin what are you doing? And I see
Speaker 1: him like married and happy, but I don't care. You
Speaker 1: want to know. I want to know, Like you don't.
Speaker 1: You don't like I was your woman for a long time.
Speaker 1: You're not gonna explain this to me. We'll find it out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I should say, as as with all podcast White Praise,
Speaker 1: the asterisk here is as far as we go for everything. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because somebody can't wait to be like actually seven she
Speaker 1: stamped the squirrel like okay, all right, I mean the darkness,
Speaker 1: the depths of darkness that she went through because she was, like,
Speaker 1: you know, she was done at age. I don't know
Speaker 1: some young age like just had already like been to
Speaker 1: rehab for cocaine. So like she's just yeah, yeah, she's
Speaker 1: uneatable as far as we know, undefeatable. And she looks
Speaker 1: and she looks she's a she's a cuteie. She looks normal, right,
Speaker 1: like looks great, just like regular standard. I'm like, look
Speaker 1: at that, Drew just gone ahead. Every time I see
Speaker 1: I saw you saw painting mg K's and nails. Did
Speaker 1: you say that? Yeah? She had MGK on her show
Speaker 1: and she was painting his nail polished Drew just be
Speaker 1: wholesome and cute. They gave us a show, just be wholesome,
Speaker 1: like a toute bery, so I could get behind in
Speaker 1: America Sweethearts for Drew Barry Moore, I could get behind that.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't object that. Let you'll get that off. I
Speaker 1: could definitely see her having a long like film renaissance,
Speaker 1: you know, like just because like my favorite genre of
Speaker 1: movie when I was growing up was Bruce Willis movie,
Speaker 1: and like I feel like any Drew Barrymore movie is
Speaker 1: its own genre of movie. You know. It's just like
Speaker 1: it's taken over by Drew Barrymore energy, and I feel
Speaker 1: like people might be in the market for a little
Speaker 1: bit more of that something. Alright, let's I mean the
Speaker 1: Trump coming home to Bruce For Republicans, I don't have
Speaker 1: too much more than what I already said. It's just
Speaker 1: we're kind of back where they were in mid terms,
Speaker 1: when you know, they had what they thought was a
Speaker 1: safer bet in Jet Bush and then Trump just you know,
Speaker 1: I played by the same rules I forgot about Jeb Bush.
Speaker 1: They they took that that was ever I think they
Speaker 1: took seriously, Yes, I'd be like, I do not remember anyone.
Speaker 1: I will say this. I think there's a little bit, yeah,
Speaker 1: some of the glee that we're kind of feeling. But
Speaker 1: I feel like a lot of people on Twitter are
Speaker 1: feeling too much. It's none of this is really gonna stick.
Speaker 1: So like it's a chuckle. But it's not like they're
Speaker 1: gonna change that's gonna change everything. No, yeah, no, the scientists.
Speaker 1: I think the scientists. And I've said this, I'm I'm
Speaker 1: on record. I've been said the scientist was the demon
Speaker 1: to watch um and I and I think he's gonna be.
Speaker 1: I I think he is a formidable applement. I put
Speaker 1: my money on the Santists. Honestly, I think the Suntists. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think he's a scarier demon. I like I I
Speaker 1: think he's gonna be worse than Trump. Yeah that's my Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like he's definitely like the scary. It's like Umbridge, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like you thought Snape was stressing
Speaker 1: you out in that class and then Umbridge took over.
Speaker 1: Like That's how I feel. But yeah, it's well, fight
Speaker 1: the fascists anyway you can. Asterists don't do anything a
Speaker 1: legal right, Asterius wink asterist. I didn't say that I
Speaker 1: didn't wink. I do feel like this story though I didn't.
Speaker 1: I don't know that De Santa hasn't said anything in response,
Speaker 1: but like, I feel like it's a good early indicator
Speaker 1: of like what the what that you know, yeah, showdown
Speaker 1: is gonna look like with Trump just like retweeting things
Speaker 1: from you know, the depths of Q and on and
Speaker 1: De Santa is just being like, I will not dignify this,
Speaker 1: but that I don't know if that works in public,
Speaker 1: I don't believe. I don't think Republicans like the problem
Speaker 1: with Republicans is they can only hurt each other with
Speaker 1: like bigotry. The only reason they were able to get
Speaker 1: Madison coth On out of the air is because they
Speaker 1: weapon eyes homo phobia. Right, That's the only reason I
Speaker 1: don't think there's been too many Trump him. First of all, Trump,
Speaker 1: this is the cattle deem like even a Drump's accusations
Speaker 1: Trump Trump gota rocking baby. All I got is that
Speaker 1: Trump has done all kinds of stuff in playing in sight,
Speaker 1: and they're good with that and they've been and listen,
Speaker 1: they was ready to literally they stormed the capital of
Speaker 1: So even if I'm like, yeah, Trump, you throw all
Speaker 1: that stuff out about the Santists, but like, let's not
Speaker 1: act like Republicans. Kale like hers, Walker just barely lost
Speaker 1: and he's a whole before and a hypocrite on record.
Speaker 1: His own cher don't like him, like his own son
Speaker 1: had to come out like, hey, actually, list Man's terrible.
Speaker 1: Oh and he's still he only only narrowly lost. Yeahpecial
Speaker 1: Walker Bailey knows where he is and he just narrowly lost.
Speaker 1: So I think he could say whatever he wants about
Speaker 1: the sand and I think they'll be in phase pretending
Speaker 1: Republican voters give a ship about anything like that is like,
Speaker 1: as long as the end result is going to be
Speaker 1: you know, more racist, more homophobic, more transferobic. Care they
Speaker 1: don't care exactly. They're like, okay, so he's they hear that,
Speaker 1: and they're like, oh so he got away with it.
Speaker 1: That's the kind of demon I need to charge. All right,
Speaker 1: let's move on to the segment we've all been waiting for.
Speaker 1: New York Magazine released what they're calling a list of
Speaker 1: updated rules. They would have clear le called it new
Speaker 1: rules if Bill Maher hadn't ruined that, or you might
Speaker 1: be an asshole if if Jeff Fox Werethy hadn't ruined that,
Speaker 1: but it is very much just in that that straightforward
Speaker 1: like stand up comedy, observational comedy. But I don't know.
Speaker 1: I i read it. I couldn't stop reading it and
Speaker 1: being like what actually, like all right, so I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna run through a couple and I'm gonna be doing
Speaker 1: this on shows until Yeah, this is this is like
Speaker 1: the content machine they knew that they were making. Absolutely yes,
Speaker 1: So one that jumped out to me, never tell anyone
Speaker 1: who they look like. But no, I have to do that.
Speaker 1: I tell people. But what no matter what I tweeted
Speaker 1: out Harry stay all to get a bug base off
Speaker 1: of my screen. But that's that's with intention they're talking about,
Speaker 1: Like this is supposed to be a compliment, and it's
Speaker 1: always the ugliest mother like people who are like known
Speaker 1: for famous and we have to do that. You still
Speaker 1: have to do that. I don't like people have done
Speaker 1: that to me and I, but you still have to
Speaker 1: do it. That's that's in my society that people need
Speaker 1: to be a weird. It's such a powerful thing though,
Speaker 1: because it's like to find like somebody once told me
Speaker 1: I looked like Walton Goggins, who is you know, he's
Speaker 1: just like a comedic actor, but like not he's not
Speaker 1: like a heartthrobber anything. That's also like not accurate. It
Speaker 1: was like, it's so weird. I think I had a
Speaker 1: weird white but they had a lot of options for you,
Speaker 1: and she was white like a twelve inch hat. But
Speaker 1: there's a forehead on this man. It's also so powerful. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he has a massive forehead, and I think, you know
Speaker 1: what's crazy. I was just thinking that my friends were
Speaker 1: just that we were just debating the worthiness of forehead
Speaker 1: production strategy. Have you seen that that that people do
Speaker 1: an Apple vision? It's just like hair down, they bring
Speaker 1: your hair, bro. Yeah, it's crazy. It's like it looks
Speaker 1: anyway child. And I'm like, bro, just live with a
Speaker 1: four heads, big fourheads, Like that's okay, you know regular,
Speaker 1: but this head right out, I must say, I I've
Speaker 1: changed my position that I get it, ye tasteful adjustment.
Speaker 1: I had some motherfucker in New York when I was
Speaker 1: in my twenties follow me around a bar for an
Speaker 1: entire night, yelling that I was rufio and not being
Speaker 1: able to accept that I wasn't literally quote unquote Rufio
Speaker 1: Wild from Hook. Oh yeah, you know that is a
Speaker 1: compliment that first of all, that guy he's still fine
Speaker 1: to the stage. I am not like that. I don't
Speaker 1: have it. Yeah, it was just the the guy yelling
Speaker 1: at my face I was too much. He was trying
Speaker 1: to tell you it was hot, but he didn't know
Speaker 1: how to say it. It was at a different time,
Speaker 1: and that's all I was. He was he was trying
Speaker 1: to tell you was fine. If somebody Moscow they wanted
Speaker 1: to can constantly tell my wife she looks like Lucy Lou.
Speaker 1: And it's just always white people who have never like
Speaker 1: met an Asian person before. Yeah, that's the Asian nous
Speaker 1: of it that I think. I was just like. But
Speaker 1: it's never like I suggest I would never do it.
Speaker 1: I to somebody who I'm just like meeting and being like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, you know who you look like. I
Speaker 1: would never do that. But it's never not interesting to
Speaker 1: hear who other people like. If somebody says that I'm
Speaker 1: I'm listening, you know, I'm not going to cut them off.
Speaker 1: I'm like, Okay, this is gonna be disappointing. But I'm like,
Speaker 1: the only times you get yeah, you get to know
Speaker 1: like how other people perceive you, you know, because like
Speaker 1: that I'm completely oblivious to that, you get. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: is just like the rope you could absolutely gift them,
Speaker 1: like okay, let him talk, all right. This is when
Speaker 1: I disagreed with don't describe TikTok. It's more boring than
Speaker 1: describing dreams. I don't know about TikTok. I'm old I don't,
Speaker 1: but I need somebody to describe what's happening on TikTok
Speaker 1: to me. And I need like I've gotten many a
Speaker 1: hardy laugh out of mild describing something that happened on TikTok.
Speaker 1: Like how am I a forty two year old man
Speaker 1: supposed to find out what's happening on TikTok than somebody
Speaker 1: describing it to me? I'm not gonna hang out there
Speaker 1: to producer Becca Ramas like I will listen to her
Speaker 1: describe what's happening on TikTok to me constantly. It really
Speaker 1: also that like is like such a thing where I'm like,
Speaker 1: TikTok is almost the best visual ish medium to describe
Speaker 1: something because it's visual, but it's not that visual, like
Speaker 1: it's like almost always cropped the same way, just like,
Speaker 1: oh they did a little dance or oh they wrote
Speaker 1: these words on the screen. It's like the perfect visual
Speaker 1: medium to describe. Yeah, ridiculous, it's girl. Yeah, it's for children.
Speaker 1: It's for children and Chinese spies. And I'm only one
Speaker 1: of those things, all right. A couple of I would
Speaker 1: put unto the category of agree. If someone mispronounces a word,
Speaker 1: but you know what they mean, move along, like, don't
Speaker 1: stop and correct them, unless it's like, you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: I do it for my friends because I'm like, hey,
Speaker 1: just so you know it's pronounced whatever a very close friend. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: in a casual conversation. Yeah. Red receipts are for medical
Speaker 1: emergencies only. Disrespect as soon as I feel it in
Speaker 1: my spirit that I need to disrespect the man, I
Speaker 1: might have a problem. Whenever I wanted to get this,
Speaker 1: I want your last message. I want you to know
Speaker 1: I've seen it and blocked, like disrespect that, yeah, trict, Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you haven't been doing that at the agenda. Wait,
Speaker 1: so you're putting a red receipt on a message you're
Speaker 1: sending or you're I don't know if you'll know, right,
Speaker 1: you don't have to turn on your your read receipts
Speaker 1: on all your text messages. You can go on a
Speaker 1: person's conversation and just turn it on in their chat. Wow, yeah,
Speaker 1: just to disrespect that one person. This is now making
Speaker 1: me re evaluate. Actually a lot of my text message
Speaker 1: threats I am going on. It's like, oh, that's what
Speaker 1: people were doing, and they were. So the text message
Speaker 1: amnesty thing is interesting. So they said text message amnesty
Speaker 1: is granted after seventy two hours. So basically, if you
Speaker 1: haven't responded to a thread after seventy two hours, you
Speaker 1: don't have to go back and acknowledge the old text
Speaker 1: after seventy two hours. I thought we knew that who
Speaker 1: was answering your text about an answer that I don't
Speaker 1: have to? But then you can just like start fresh
Speaker 1: again with just right, I mean, yeah, who has continuous conversation?
Speaker 1: This person is young? I just I just burned that relationship.
Speaker 1: I wish that was true for me, but I just
Speaker 1: burned that relationship and go ghost protocol with that person.
Speaker 1: I had a new number. Yeah, oh, I definitely did.
Speaker 1: I changed my number on New Year's Day. Oh really
Speaker 1: yeah number? Yeah, new me, new number. Don't call me,
Speaker 1: I don't know you here's here's one big thing. So
Speaker 1: I did not read all these because there's fucking how
Speaker 1: many hundred forties is so many? I really because I
Speaker 1: felt like they got a lot of hate for this list,
Speaker 1: or not a lot, but a good amount of hate.
Speaker 1: And I do wish and I guess I'm not totally
Speaker 1: sure it's not in here, but I would have imagined
Speaker 1: it would have been either number one, the first one,
Speaker 1: or the last one. They should just have a rule
Speaker 1: that's like, don't be the kind of sanctimonious asshole who
Speaker 1: makes up a bunch of arbitrary, like breaking based rules
Speaker 1: and pretends that they're facts. Like that would have like
Speaker 1: like hung a lantern on this whole enterprise and made
Speaker 1: it so much funnier. Yes, absolutely don't do any of
Speaker 1: this is final rule. You don't make these rules like
Speaker 1: always wink is one of them. Always wink, always wink.
Speaker 1: Isn't that like a pert? Yeah, but it does just
Speaker 1: feel like that. I felt like I picked up a
Speaker 1: thread where the don't describe TikTok it's more boring than
Speaker 1: describing dreams was written by the same person who always wink,
Speaker 1: year old pervert who like it's just like mad the
Speaker 1: world is passing them, but only perverts and peppy lape
Speaker 1: winking people. That's it. Yeah, sex past pippy lap Yes, exactly,
Speaker 1: straight wink from a parent And I was it was startled. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I like she said, it was startling. I stopped me
Speaker 1: in my track. Just happens here. Why would you wink
Speaker 1: at me? Oh man, I'm sorry, Jack, I know you're
Speaker 1: trying to save these, but I just randomly scrolled to
Speaker 1: one that I read with a thousand percent, which is
Speaker 1: ruled over forty five. White people should always clearly pronounced
Speaker 1: fifty cent. He's not fitty for you know, yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: I support that this one. Never asked someone about their
Speaker 1: nationality if you want to know their ethnicity, and you
Speaker 1: know what, yeah, yes, but also like why the fund
Speaker 1: do you need to know their ethnicity? Like maybe this
Speaker 1: is just don't ask people about their ethnicity, but at
Speaker 1: least but but people do need to learn ethnicity and
Speaker 1: nationality really be kicking people's ass, you know, like kicking
Speaker 1: people as you know the other days someone was like
Speaker 1: someone to meet it out. Why when they when they
Speaker 1: talk about interracial couples, they only have a show like
Speaker 1: black and white, like posting if you're like a different
Speaker 1: kind of interracial couple. And this this this mathos in
Speaker 1: a bit him and his girl, both both the black asses,
Speaker 1: and they're like, um, you can misunderstood. It was wild, like,
Speaker 1: hi from here and she's from my eyes said, oh
Speaker 1: my god, the schoolsesto really really I read. When my
Speaker 1: friend sent it to me, I was like, you see
Speaker 1: that's why we have to defund the belize. There's no money. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is what we funded. Yeah, it was Yeah, that
Speaker 1: was an all time Twitter Twitter and threat. I was
Speaker 1: just like, like, how do you disabuse a man of
Speaker 1: that flawed nuts? On ship from the Beau. I was like, Sweedie,
Speaker 1: they all are, y'all are different nationality, Sweedie, honey bye,
Speaker 1: y'all y'alla both negroes. Alright, well, we will be revisiting
Speaker 1: the other three thousand, seven hundred and nine six of
Speaker 1: the New York Magazine rules in a future episode. But
Speaker 1: appreciate you both went in here so fun. Let's take
Speaker 1: a quick break and we'll come back and hit a
Speaker 1: couple of news stories and we're back and the big,
Speaker 1: the big event that happened at the State of the
Speaker 1: Union that I feel like I heard about is that
Speaker 1: Mitt Romney came for George Santos absolutely came for his ass.
Speaker 1: So a lot of people were pissed because George Santos
Speaker 1: his plus one was a former volunteer firefighter who did
Speaker 1: rescue work at Ground zero, which he lied about having.
Speaker 1: I think it was either a family member died in
Speaker 1: nine eleven or was in the buildings and nine eleven,
Speaker 1: or he was and his mom right. And so that
Speaker 1: enraged one nine eleven activists who claimed that he's using
Speaker 1: the nine eleven community for his redemption tour, adding he's
Speaker 1: a piece of ship and I can never forgive him.
Speaker 1: That was like devolves into just absolutely just being unhinged,
Speaker 1: emotionally wrecked. But I don't know, I find it fascinating
Speaker 1: how nine eleven is such cat nip for liars like
Speaker 1: that they just can't help themselves. It's absurd. But Jorge
Speaker 1: Santos is an actor, jogs Jorde Santos is a method actor.
Speaker 1: I honestly believe George Santos is a comedian who would
Speaker 1: originally like he like he just he just to throw
Speaker 1: throw everything in the wall. He feels like he's too deep.
Speaker 1: He really is just like y'all know. I was. He's like,
Speaker 1: that's a reflection on y'all. Y'all elected me. He saying,
Speaker 1: I'm a shocked as y'all. I wasn't even track out
Speaker 1: saying anything like that. That's honestly, that's not even on
Speaker 1: George Santos, that's on the rest of everybody. But I was.
Speaker 1: He's a symptom of Republicans. It's like, it literally doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: He's in good company. He's in good company. He's in
Speaker 1: good company with the current world, which brings me to
Speaker 1: my theoretically feeling bad for Romney. Not actually, but you know,
Speaker 1: theoretically because if I were my parents, Like, if I
Speaker 1: were my parents generation, I would say, I like Romney,
Speaker 1: you know how your parents would like somebody else saying
Speaker 1: that's how my parents being, that's how my parents talked
Speaker 1: about George Bush. And I'd be like, Okay, I'm like,
Speaker 1: they're seeing him like frolic with Michelle, and they're like, so, anyway,
Speaker 1: let's pretend to my parents for Romney. I feel fam
Speaker 1: because Romney is the last of error. Romney's problem is
Speaker 1: Romney's from the old world. We grew up where Republicans
Speaker 1: were biggots, but they were it was a serious and
Speaker 1: all the institutions were supposed to be serious. He was
Speaker 1: exact way. It was very you know, things supposed to
Speaker 1: be thinly failed. It's supposed to be you know, very
Speaker 1: And now he's just surrounded by like literally chaos, buffoonery,
Speaker 1: like Marjorie, Like he's just like I can't believe, Like
Speaker 1: my man's like it's basically like us having It's basically
Speaker 1: like us having um shock and cod and all of
Speaker 1: them in conger like their their generations, you think. And
Speaker 1: then he were like, yo, work with Rebecca Black, right,
Speaker 1: he's freaking like listen here buster to a euro a
Speaker 1: pedophile fight and it's like, yeah, what is happening? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like he's from the world of like what are we
Speaker 1: supposed to, you know, do things seriously? It's supposed to
Speaker 1: still be And I feel like I see that all
Speaker 1: the time, Like every time romney Is like appears on
Speaker 1: my radar, because he's deviating from what the rest of him.
Speaker 1: It's always something like that. It's always all I get
Speaker 1: from Romney Is and being like Jesus Christ, can we
Speaker 1: please be reasonable? Yeah? I love evil like the rest
Speaker 1: of you. That's that's where Romney's at and I have
Speaker 1: the laugh I feel for him. Yeah, So he got
Speaker 1: caught on camera admonishing George Santos for showing up, later
Speaker 1: telling reporters I didn't expect that he'd be standing there
Speaker 1: trying to shake hands with every senator and the President
Speaker 1: of the United States, and basically told him that he
Speaker 1: should be standing in the back if he was gonna come,
Speaker 1: which George Santos didn't read the New York magazine rules
Speaker 1: because there was a role that says, if you're under
Speaker 1: an ethics investigation, don't position yourself to shake hands with
Speaker 1: the prison That's hilarious. So they didn't want So he
Speaker 1: didn't want George. There's problem. But George technically could be there, right, Yeah. None,
Speaker 1: none of the serious Republicans. They just wish he would disappear.
Speaker 1: They the ones with a moderate amount of sense of shame,
Speaker 1: do not have the tools to deal with their younger
Speaker 1: No shame, brethren, I don't take them of the game.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. I would have to become b.
Speaker 1: Six thirteen if I were like I would, I would
Speaker 1: have to I would have to figure out a way.
Speaker 1: There's no way, like imagine being is like I'm actually
Speaker 1: taking your craft seriously, I think it is. You don't
Speaker 1: know what I know? Like and people have you released
Speaker 1: sitting up next to Marjorie Day La Green and George
Speaker 1: Santo's like the old fence would be palpable. I'd be
Speaker 1: mad every day. That'd be mad every day. Like that's
Speaker 1: what I was. I mean, like it's not really gonna matter.
Speaker 1: But like the punishment for Ivanka Trump should be she
Speaker 1: has to spend the rest of her life with Trump supporters.
Speaker 1: That would that would kill her more than anything. Yeah,
Speaker 1: kick with these people. Yeah, those are your people now forever.
Speaker 1: But like she doesn't. Yeah, that's also that's a beautiful
Speaker 1: point that whatever points out, like the delusion in Trump's space,
Speaker 1: Like the people that support like these republic they would
Speaker 1: never kick it with you, They would never hang out
Speaker 1: with you are used to is they call you white
Speaker 1: trash first before I get a chance, they already they
Speaker 1: have a not your friend. But yet they will rally
Speaker 1: and ride and and I'm like, you have let's see
Speaker 1: in a bunch of billionaire, millionaire, rich white Republicans kicking
Speaker 1: it with you. That would be a good just political gang.
Speaker 1: Like somebody should just really push like anything. That's like
Speaker 1: you should you guys should like go hang out with him,
Speaker 1: then like he should, he should do more meet and greets.
Speaker 1: Why don't you want to hang out with you guys?
Speaker 1: Because Trump also, maybe even more so than avonka Is,
Speaker 1: does not so grossed out by his support. Yes, very
Speaker 1: much elitist, and they're very eliti that's the crazy part.
Speaker 1: But that's why they rally everything around whiteness and white
Speaker 1: and edity. It becomes all about that because if you
Speaker 1: didn't make it about that immediately, class rust to all
Speaker 1: these things would become a parent that's not your homie.
Speaker 1: You can understand and solidarity, but then that's not your
Speaker 1: man's bro. Yeah, they despise you, and it is pathetic
Speaker 1: that you like them so much. To all the to
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Speaker 1: what you know, maybe take a lesson. Yeah, we have
Speaker 1: a sizeable base. You know, they just sit there and
Speaker 1: take take diligence. So Romney called Santos a sick puppy.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, why would you ever evoke dogs like that?
Speaker 1: You had a dog, you didn't he like drive with
Speaker 1: the dog on the top of his car. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: know what, that's true. On one hand, sick puppy from
Speaker 1: a normal man of his age is totally milk toastick
Speaker 1: to say you do forget that he is a puppy
Speaker 1: torturer like many Republicans. Toaster is also the like what
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Speaker 1: at the point, but Santo's responding on Twitter by saying, hey,
Speaker 1: at Mitt Romney, just a reminder you will never be president,
Speaker 1: which is just no, no, no, you you're missing the
Speaker 1: best part. He got it wrong the first time he
Speaker 1: tweeted Rent Romney or just remindy you'll never president, and
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