Speaker 1: Couldn't get enough of us. Huh, well, hey, neither can I.
Speaker 1: I also listened to the podcast every day. After the show,
Speaker 1: I go home and I listen. I cut out the
Speaker 1: parts with everyone else. It's just me, But you should
Speaker 1: listen to the full show because it's way better that way.
Speaker 1: It starts now, big sparkly lights, spinning roulette wheels, and
Speaker 1: a pile of shrimp the size of brooks Keia. Nero,
Speaker 1: Vegas is a special place. Yeah, and I know Jose
Speaker 1: loves to frequent there all the time. Jose, have you
Speaker 1: ever been camped a free meal or a free room
Speaker 1: because of how much you've gambled there? No, because I'm
Speaker 1: an idiot and I don't sign up for the rewards things.
Speaker 1: If you're not a member, then they don't know how much.
Speaker 1: But I've lost thousands of dollars they should have. Well,
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, dude, keep gambling, yea crying. Long gone
Speaker 1: are the days of you sitting at a five dollars
Speaker 1: blackjack table for a couple hours expecting the pit boss
Speaker 1: to come over and give you a complimentary bar of
Speaker 1: fancy hotel soaped. Seriously, those tables are so expensive on
Speaker 1: the weekend for real, casinos pretty much have a set
Speaker 1: mark now for how much you need to spend to
Speaker 1: be considered a high roller. And the thing is they
Speaker 1: won't advertise exactly what that number is, okay obviously, because
Speaker 1: then people just come in and spend exactly that much
Speaker 1: to get free stock. Is this whole thing to give
Speaker 1: jose some life goals? I want to hear that. Maybe,
Speaker 1: But because according to a professional gambler, he got gold
Speaker 1: status at the Cosmo in Vegas. He was and he
Speaker 1: did it after playing seven hours at a five dollars
Speaker 1: slot machine, then took his winnings and played at a
Speaker 1: twenty five dollars slot machine for four more hours. It's
Speaker 1: more about longevity, not necessarily the amount you're spending. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you want them to take pity on you for like
Speaker 1: just trying and trying and failing. But gold status got
Speaker 1: him a free room, free food and drinks for the
Speaker 1: rest of his trip. Wound up spending sixty six thousand
Speaker 1: dollars while he was there, which actually gotten him upgraded
Speaker 1: to Platinum status, which included free limo rides and a
Speaker 1: VIP lounge at the casino, plus a free suite inside
Speaker 1: the hotel. Nothing. Nothing, is free. You guys, you just
Speaker 1: spent sixty six thousand dollars over the course of the
Speaker 1: last seven years. He says he spent eight hundred and
Speaker 1: eleven thousand dollars total on slots and wound up with
Speaker 1: a net loss of just thirty five grandy And because
Speaker 1: he estimates that with all the free perks that he
Speaker 1: got during that time, those were worth over sixty grand rooms,
Speaker 1: Alexis was right, Yeah, not worth it. We all encourage
Speaker 1: you to empty out your savings account right now, go
Speaker 1: to van and sit down at a slot machine for
Speaker 1: seventeen hours and the rewards how do you stay that line?
Speaker 1: Where might I lose one hundred bucks and three minutes?
Speaker 1: Did you know the sixty six thousand dollars parts? So
Speaker 1: there we go. One of the perks of being on
Speaker 1: this show is being shocked by an electric dog shot collar.
Speaker 1: So let's reap the awards. Jake, give us something that's
Speaker 1: shockingly delicious. Well, I know, for some using your body
Speaker 1: to move up the corporate ladder can be sleazy yet effective.
Speaker 1: Yeah effective? Is that true? Yeah? Right? You should look
Speaker 1: at Jeffrey for that one. I actually got to mod
Speaker 1: it for most of us. The only way to rise
Speaker 1: up in the business world is by going through the
Speaker 1: job interview process, which can be stressful because you desperately
Speaker 1: want it to go well, which is why a new
Speaker 1: survey asked a thousand people to name something you fear
Speaker 1: happening during an important job interview. Okay, let's get into
Speaker 1: those answers in an all new edition of Unglued Family Feud.
Speaker 1: We'll start with the guy who, in every job interview
Speaker 1: has uttered the phrase, well, it wasn't like this in prison,
Speaker 1: Young Jeffrey. That's a fair point, Jeffrey, names something you
Speaker 1: fear happening during an important job Well, first thing that
Speaker 1: happens in a job interview. You're setting the tone with
Speaker 1: a handshake. Yeah, and I can't tell you how many
Speaker 1: times that's gone wrong for me. How how does a
Speaker 1: handshake trying to make eye contact while I'm going in
Speaker 1: for the shake and before you know you miss the
Speaker 1: hand and you're shaking a different body part told you
Speaker 1: you need to look at him for the corporate ladder,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with handshake mishap for five hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: Please show me. Handshake mishap not in the top four.
Speaker 1: Starting jeff I got to mote it again. I don't
Speaker 1: know the whole thing I hate. Is it just being
Speaker 1: too hungover when you come in for job? Did come
Speaker 1: in reeking of booze and cheap love from the night
Speaker 1: she knew the industry? Right? This is the OK? You
Speaker 1: did hire me? Yeah? But I'm always scared, you know,
Speaker 1: like I don't actually want them to ask about my
Speaker 1: past jobs and stuff because I fluffed everything up, like
Speaker 1: none of it's really true. I worked as a rocket science. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they ask for details about your skills and stuff you
Speaker 1: could go with, like getting caught lying or exaggerating on
Speaker 1: BA today. I've definitely had resumes where they'll ask me that,
Speaker 1: like something Indeed, I'm gonna say getting caught lying, Jake,
Speaker 1: getting caught lying too, I'm sorry, Jose, name something if
Speaker 1: you're happening during an important job interview. Well, my first
Speaker 1: instinct is to say, like some kind of bathroom or
Speaker 1: like stomach emergency. Of course that's your every time where here,
Speaker 1: I go to the bathroom like all the time. So
Speaker 1: I'm like, what if I have to pee really bad
Speaker 1: in the millionview and nerves can make your tummy upset?
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna go with stomach issues or bathroom emergency. Jake,
Speaker 1: bathroom mishap, I have a bath I think you guys
Speaker 1: are thinking too deep on this. I think you need
Speaker 1: to go more simple, like for me. You know, I
Speaker 1: am terrible with names. It is such a stress for me.
Speaker 1: Is it their name or your name that you forget
Speaker 1: all of it with the company. Yeah, it's it's like
Speaker 1: it's it's a I don't know. Is there a disorder
Speaker 1: where you can't remember names? Probably because I have it,
Speaker 1: and it gives me tons of anxiety forgetting their name,
Speaker 1: forgetting names. That's number four on the l that's Jake,
Speaker 1: by the way. Oh yeah, I've been calling him Jason.
Speaker 1: Whatever you want, Brook, You're safe. Let's go back over
Speaker 1: to Jeffrey. Something you fear happening during an important job interview.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's like the way you look, maybe like you
Speaker 1: have spinach in your teeth and you don't know it.
Speaker 1: I mean, I showed up to the radio interview here
Speaker 1: wearing a full like two piece suit, which I which.
Speaker 1: When I showed up and I saw everybody in very
Speaker 1: casual clothes, I realized I was horribly, horribly misdressed. I
Speaker 1: wore a power suit when I was twenty two. They
Speaker 1: teach you that. Yeah, but if you're overdressed or if
Speaker 1: you're really underdressed for an interview and you show up
Speaker 1: in like your board shorts and flips flops or something, yeah,
Speaker 1: that you be overdressed. Well, I'm just gonna say, if
Speaker 1: you're not dressed right for the interview, not being dressed right,
Speaker 1: that's number three. That's correct, Jeffrey disheveled appearance a missap
Speaker 1: with your clothing. We'll count that offered number three. Let's
Speaker 1: go back over to Alexis The next person to get
Speaker 1: something right is say if the other person's getting shot, Alex,
Speaker 1: don't steal my answer. You always take what I'm I
Speaker 1: can't think of one? What else are you nervous about?
Speaker 1: I have another one? What if they just ask you
Speaker 1: a question and you just don't have an answer. That's
Speaker 1: what I said, Oh lying, you said you were lying
Speaker 1: on the resume. But what if they're like, what are
Speaker 1: your goals for the next five years and you're like, ah,
Speaker 1: I do always get worried they're gonna ask me like
Speaker 1: a trick question, like what your musical interests are? You hate?
Speaker 1: I hate that question. I'd rather not take job, not
Speaker 1: having a good answer, not having a good answer that's correct,
Speaker 1: sounding stupid, getting tongue tied, stuff like that. Let's quickly
Speaker 1: go over the top four name something if you're happening
Speaker 1: during an important job interview. Alexis got number one sounding
Speaker 1: stupid or getting tongue tied. Number two was sweating physically
Speaker 1: looking nervous. Number three was to show appearance or a
Speaker 1: clothing mishap, and number four Brooke got, which was forgetting names.
Speaker 1: All right, well, Jose is gonna be taking the shock
Speaker 1: this morning. Somebody wanted to hear the song price tag
Speaker 1: by Jesse j So Jose, let's hear it. It's not
Speaker 1: about the money, money money. We don't need your money,
Speaker 1: money money. I knew the lyrics regarding yeah your shot
Speaker 1: call the question of the day Brooke and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the morning, We're halfway into the twenty eight day Taco
Speaker 1: Bell challenge with our technical director Ashton. He only eating
Speaker 1: taco bell all February long. Is refusing to cheat. He
Speaker 1: is refusing will really won't or won't he make it
Speaker 1: out a lot definitely be a There are actual people
Speaker 1: worried about his safety. I just want to remind everyone
Speaker 1: he can quit at any time that he chooses, but
Speaker 1: I know he won't because he's got the heart of
Speaker 1: a lion and the tone of a florescent deep sea screw.
Speaker 1: So check out our insta today for an update at
Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey. But first, we got a lot going
Speaker 1: on on the show right now. If you've been to
Speaker 1: our social media this morning, you may have noticed we
Speaker 1: have a huge announcement involving it not one, but two
Speaker 1: people on this morning show. Really now, we can't say
Speaker 1: much on the air about it yet because it's that big.
Speaker 1: But if you want to see which two people I'm
Speaker 1: talking about, the photo is up on our social media,
Speaker 1: so you can go take a look at that. Right now,
Speaker 1: I can't see it. The big announcement will drop on
Speaker 1: our show on Thursday at seven thirty, And even though
Speaker 1: it's kind of their announcement, I'm probably gonna take over
Speaker 1: because I don't want them to screw this up. So
Speaker 1: you've got to leave it to the radio professional. And
Speaker 1: since we don't have one of those, I guess it's
Speaker 1: got to be me again Thursday, seven thirty on the show,
Speaker 1: Are you nervous for your announcement? I'm blushing. You could
Speaker 1: miss the other three hundred and sixty four days of
Speaker 1: our broadcast, but this is the one you're not gonna
Speaker 1: want to miss. Okay, actually three hundred and sixty three days,
Speaker 1: because Laser Stories is next. You're gonna want to miss
Speaker 1: that one. We also don't do weekends. Oh yeah, Blaser Stories,
Speaker 1: though it's right after this. It's the radio segment that's
Speaker 1: launching a new fashion line to counter Kardashian skins. It's
Speaker 1: called Fix with two. If you want to get your
Speaker 1: hand on a pair of thicks. There's quite a waiting
Speaker 1: line because they only take travelers checks from the nineties.
Speaker 1: Good Luck has those Laser Stories, the segment where we
Speaker 1: read weird news stories around the globe, just like every
Speaker 1: one else does. Accept we have a laser and those
Speaker 1: other butt stashes just don't. This first Laser story is
Speaker 1: out of the United Kingdom. There's a personal trainer named
Speaker 1: Ryan Mercer who's making headlines because he just finished a
Speaker 1: thirty day pizza diet. Are you ready for your headlines? Ashton?
Speaker 1: Ashton is doing the Taco Bell twenty eight day challenge,
Speaker 1: but this might be next. Now, Ryan ate it for
Speaker 1: breakfast lunch and dinner every single day, pizza for an
Speaker 1: entire month. Could he take any toppings? I don't know
Speaker 1: what the rules are, but just it's pizza. And somehow
Speaker 1: he managed to lose seven and a half pounds with
Speaker 1: just carbs and cheese. I've heard out of all the
Speaker 1: junk foods like it's the best one because you get
Speaker 1: your protein in there, a little bit of carbohydrate veggis.
Speaker 1: He ain't other stuff too, like protein bars whenever he
Speaker 1: needed a snack. But but for every meal, the main
Speaker 1: dish was pete and he averaged ten slices a day,
Speaker 1: So three hundred slices of pizza over one month. That's
Speaker 1: a lot. But for his challenge, he would have had
Speaker 1: to put the protein bars on a pizza and then
Speaker 1: eat it. Yeah, it feels like cheating. One reason that
Speaker 1: he was still able to lose weight was he made
Speaker 1: his pizza himself at home. God here, Well, obviously that's
Speaker 1: going to be healthier than the stuff that you buy
Speaker 1: a domino. Doesn't sound like a very fun pizza challenge.
Speaker 1: You gotta make your own pizza. Count all the cous
Speaker 1: pizza challenge and then everything that followed that, Yes, that
Speaker 1: doesn't He says he did it to show people that
Speaker 1: you don't have to sacrifice your favorite foods in order
Speaker 1: to shed pounds. Yeah, you just have to have six
Speaker 1: hours a day to cook for yourself and also a
Speaker 1: gym to work out in for another five exactly How
Speaker 1: hard is that? Seems easy and it also probably helps.
Speaker 1: He was already in great shape before the dime. He
Speaker 1: posted some before and after shots just to show everyone,
Speaker 1: and he does look a little more trim. Here's photo.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you can see his abs popping out more
Speaker 1: after the diet. This is probably the time of day
Speaker 1: he took the picture of the light. He's like, I
Speaker 1: wasn't flexing him. He went into an Abercrombie and Fitch
Speaker 1: for that last picture. But Ryan isn't done now. He's
Speaker 1: already moving on to his next big idea, the burger diet. Okay,
Speaker 1: a whole month eating only burgers for every single meal.
Speaker 1: If he hasn't eat him with buns, I swear to god,
Speaker 1: he's gonna be like, this is a keen waberg. You
Speaker 1: drink the oil. This next laser story is out of
Speaker 1: New Zealand. Recently, the Navy was patrolling the coast out
Speaker 1: in the Pacific Ocean and they came across something at
Speaker 1: first they thought was a huge raft or a makeshift boat,
Speaker 1: but as they got closer they were stunned to see
Speaker 1: it was actually three tons of cocaine floating in the ocean.
Speaker 1: Confused it for a boat. Cocaine to them in boats,
Speaker 1: now they're the drugs were packaged in bricks and tied
Speaker 1: up together with string attached the booties to stay afloat.
Speaker 1: That SEMs like a risky way to smuggle your drugs,
Speaker 1: just like praying. The current takes to haul in eighty
Speaker 1: one bales of cocaine worth about three hundred and sixteen
Speaker 1: million dollars. When you said towns, I was like, that
Speaker 1: has got to be the most expensive bust in history.
Speaker 1: So they posted a pick of the largest drug bust
Speaker 1: New Zealand has ever had. Yep, that's all it took
Speaker 1: for the Internet to go wild with everybody making the
Speaker 1: same joke. All right, Cocaine Bear made it big recently.
Speaker 1: Let's get them to make cocaine sharks. If you haven't heard.
Speaker 1: Cocaine Bear is a movie based on a real life
Speaker 1: incident where an American black bear ingested cocaine after drugs
Speaker 1: smugglers accidentally dropped a shipment out in the forest. It's
Speaker 1: a quote. If you think cocaine bear was crazy, wait
Speaker 1: to hear about the cocaine shark that got totally addicted
Speaker 1: and terrorized Florida's drug smugglers in the eighties until they
Speaker 1: ground their teeth down to nothing. If you're wondering, the
Speaker 1: actual cocaine was enough to have supplied the entire Australian
Speaker 1: market for a year and all of New Zealand's market
Speaker 1: for thirty years solely crap. New Zealand doesn't do a
Speaker 1: lot of blow this. Next laser stories out of North Carolina.
Speaker 1: Researchers from NC State University have been studying automated vehicles
Speaker 1: for years, and now they're finally ready to make a
Speaker 1: bold suggestion to improve everyone's lives when it comes to
Speaker 1: traffic and self driving cars. They're suggesting we eventually add
Speaker 1: a fourth white light to every stop signal in the country.
Speaker 1: Another light you have to sit through. The idea is
Speaker 1: that as more and more automated cars are on the stats,
Speaker 1: they'll be able to communicate with each other and with
Speaker 1: the traffic lights, so they'll be able to coordinate the
Speaker 1: optimal most efficient traffic flow, meaning no more stopping for
Speaker 1: a few minutes out of red when no one's coming.
Speaker 1: And so I don't really do that on the way
Speaker 1: to work anyway. You don't stop at the red lights
Speaker 1: much by now this white light would indicate to any
Speaker 1: human drivers that there's enough automated vehicles in the area
Speaker 1: to navigate intersections on their own, and you should just
Speaker 1: follow the lead of the self driving cars. WHOA. So
Speaker 1: if the self driving car stops, you stop. If they
Speaker 1: go through the light, you proceed through the light. I
Speaker 1: feel like I'm getting t boned. I don't trust it, Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: But you don't think you're getting tboned by running the
Speaker 1: red lights? Now? No, obviously not. They understand if this
Speaker 1: ever happens, it's probably a long way off decent chunk
Speaker 1: of the cars on the streets that have to be
Speaker 1: automated for it to work. Yeah, yeah, no pedestrians or
Speaker 1: no one cares about the pedestrians. All this next the
Speaker 1: stories out of social media central. If you're not on TikTok,
Speaker 1: and you're not in your early to mid twenties, you
Speaker 1: may not have seen a borg. Oh yeah, I even
Speaker 1: know what those are, And if you don't know, it's
Speaker 1: not a bad thing. But if you're curious, here's the
Speaker 1: chaos you're missing out on. There's a trend where young
Speaker 1: people are partying or tailgating with a gallon jug filled
Speaker 1: with colorful liquid like a milk jug, like a plastic
Speaker 1: milk jug. Yeah, and it's called a BORG, which stands
Speaker 1: for blackout rage gallon got it? Okay? It's basically just
Speaker 1: a lazy mixed drink or jungle juice, Yeah, jungle. Gonna
Speaker 1: say it sounds like I listened to a whole lady
Speaker 1: spiel about how much safer this is than what we
Speaker 1: did when we were at college. Yeah, because we're just
Speaker 1: dipping our cup out of a big garbage can that
Speaker 1: was full of alcohol and who knows what else. And
Speaker 1: it's pretty easy to make. You get the plastic gallon
Speaker 1: jug that's partially filled with water, and you add whatever
Speaker 1: amount of vodka you want. It's not a carefully measured cuptail,
Speaker 1: and then you just add color to it. And a
Speaker 1: popular choice is using MEO, those eggshaped bottles of water
Speaker 1: enhancing flavorings with electrolytes. You can also add pedia light
Speaker 1: or liquid IV if you want to go that route,
Speaker 1: and if you're healthy, that's it. No fruit spices or anything.
Speaker 1: They don't want the calories. You know. The last and
Speaker 1: most important step is to give your Borgan name and
Speaker 1: write it on the side of the gallon with a sharpie.
Speaker 1: Puns are really popular here. We've seen ones called Chairman
Speaker 1: of the borg Borgingham Palace and I like big Borgs
Speaker 1: and I cannot lie. And speaking of great big Borgs,
Speaker 1: I know this guy's got one, and unlike the other
Speaker 1: gen z ears, he uses his responsibly. Elections has come
Speaker 1: to an end for the day. We'll do it again,
Speaker 1: same time on Monday, Broke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: On this show, we've heard behind the scenes secrets from
Speaker 1: fast food workers, a list, celebrity assistance. But now a
Speaker 1: wife of a pro football player is sharing secrets about
Speaker 1: the NFL that we never knew before. Plus one woman's
Speaker 1: gotten over two hundred and fifty million views on her
Speaker 1: videos online and it's all thanks to a strange Norwegian
Speaker 1: sport she does that could possibly kill her. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: viewers can't get enough. It's all coming up. When we
Speaker 1: do a brand new TikTok click shock that's happening at
Speaker 1: seven ten. They say, the biggest defining moments of your
Speaker 1: entire life happen when you finish school, when you get married. Okay,
Speaker 1: haven't done either of those, and when you have your
Speaker 1: first ye it's TikTok clickshock because we're all so shocked
Speaker 1: at how many clicks that viral video has been getting,
Speaker 1: got some of the biggest tiktoks of the past week.
Speaker 1: Ready for you, We're getting right into your first TikTok
Speaker 1: click shock, which she came out because the Super Bowl
Speaker 1: is happening this weekend and one video is making the rounds.
Speaker 1: That was posted by a woman named Sidney Warner, who
Speaker 1: was a former contestant on The Bachelor. Now she's the
Speaker 1: wife of forty nine Ers Pro Bowl linebacker Fred Warner. Okay,
Speaker 1: so she's in the football fam yep. And so here
Speaker 1: she is. Here's a picture of her. Beautiful woman. Title
Speaker 1: of her TikTok was wife reveals NFL secrets? I like it?
Speaker 1: What's she going to show us? And they got hundreds
Speaker 1: of thousands of views, lots and lots of comments. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna play you a clip of it. She's putting on
Speaker 1: her makeup during it, so you have to listen kind
Speaker 1: of closely. So Number one is they get a paycheck
Speaker 1: just like every other normal job, just like everyone else.
Speaker 1: For some reason, in my weird mind, I thought that
Speaker 1: I guess, like a Brinks Chuck just drove to their
Speaker 1: house and gave them a lumps of cash. Years at
Speaker 1: the time, I don't know. You're not allowed to spend
Speaker 1: the night with your significant other on away games or
Speaker 1: home games. Or away games they are in obviously in
Speaker 1: a hotel, but if I choosed to go to that
Speaker 1: same hotel, we're not allowed to be in the same room.
Speaker 1: And then home games also sleep in a hotel. All
Speaker 1: your tickets to games home, in a way, are not free.
Speaker 1: You have to pay for all of them. They are
Speaker 1: to discounted, right, but they're not free. Wow, that's actually
Speaker 1: really Yeah. You know, you have to buy their own
Speaker 1: tickets to the games, and they still go to buy
Speaker 1: their only food when they're at the stadium too. It's
Speaker 1: kind of like, I mean, I guess they have the money,
Speaker 1: and I'm glad they get a discount, but it's like
Speaker 1: you're with your husband all the time, Like, do I
Speaker 1: have to go to work with them? Yeah? And then
Speaker 1: actually paid to go to his job. It is funny
Speaker 1: that she thought an armored vehicle full of cash was
Speaker 1: supposed to roll up to their house once a year
Speaker 1: with a giant sum of money for them. Have been
Speaker 1: disappointing when by the door, Honey wins the Brinks truck.
Speaker 1: A few other things that she mentioned in the video
Speaker 1: that we didn't get to is the stadium provides daycare
Speaker 1: for NFL wives with babies, like they all don't have
Speaker 1: full time nanny. Yeah, okay, but you have to pick
Speaker 1: up your baby by the end of the third quarter,
Speaker 1: just like the beer. After each game, Sydney says she
Speaker 1: has to wait about an hour for her husband to
Speaker 1: get done showering, talking to the media, speaking with coaches,
Speaker 1: and then finally she gets to go home. But once
Speaker 1: they're back at their house, her husband has to watch
Speaker 1: game film for hours, so they don't even get to
Speaker 1: hang out with each other, which is what a lot
Speaker 1: of men would call a win win out. I have
Speaker 1: to sit here and watch football for seven more hours.
Speaker 1: It's my job, dude. Can you imagine getting home from
Speaker 1: this job and having to listen to hours of tape
Speaker 1: of our show afterwards? Us somebodys up at Jose's the
Speaker 1: only one listening to the podcast. That's why we have
Speaker 1: so many downloads. And here's something I didn't know. Every
Speaker 1: NFL player gets two free Super Bowl tickets, even if
Speaker 1: their team doesn't make it, and they can do whatever
Speaker 1: they want that. They can use it to go to
Speaker 1: the game, they could sell it, they could do whatever.
Speaker 1: It can't be every player, that's what they say. Really, Wow,
Speaker 1: I wonder if they just where do they all sit.
Speaker 1: I'm guessing they sell them. A lot of them sell
Speaker 1: them and don't go to they bought all year. But Alexis,
Speaker 1: if you want to lock down an NFL star, you
Speaker 1: got an exciting life ahead of you. I'm not going
Speaker 1: to pay to go to his games. Yeah that was
Speaker 1: a TikTok click shock. Your next TikTok click shock just
Speaker 1: started off as a viral stunt from a young Norwegian
Speaker 1: woman named asperorg Nesci. Wow, and now her nerve racking
Speaker 1: videos boast more than two hundred and fifty million views
Speaker 1: on TikTok and they all come with the safety warning
Speaker 1: because it's called death diving oh no, which can only
Speaker 1: be described as extreme belly flopping. Now it's basically jumping
Speaker 1: off of cliffs and high dives and purposely belly flopping
Speaker 1: into oceans and lakes all around the world. How do
Speaker 1: you not break everything? Yeah, I mean honestly. So here's
Speaker 1: a picture of someone doing it where they're jumping off
Speaker 1: of like a hundred foot cliff and oh, they're like
Speaker 1: falling backwards. They're not even trying to die. So that's
Speaker 1: part of it. Part of it is that you're not
Speaker 1: supposed to like do a perfect dive into the water.
Speaker 1: You're supposed to like catapult yourself off of the side
Speaker 1: of the cliff and then land on either your back
Speaker 1: or your stomach. It's supposed to look like you're a
Speaker 1: rag doll. So that's gone totally limp. You're asking for
Speaker 1: broken bones. Well pretty much. If you go limp, then
Speaker 1: that's supposed to be the best thing. I don't believe it.
Speaker 1: It's like relaxing your body. That sounds terrible. That's a
Speaker 1: terrible idea. Aspard's most recent dive was from eighty one
Speaker 1: feet in the air, which, just for reference, an Olympic
Speaker 1: high dive is thirty three feet, so this is more
Speaker 1: than double that. Almost t that video got forty three
Speaker 1: million views. I would love to see the Olympics. Can
Speaker 1: you over instead of wh splash the most splash where
Speaker 1: they break a bone, they get extra points. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: people they're completely mesmerized online by the high diving stunts.
Speaker 1: And it's a trend that actually started in Norway in
Speaker 1: the seventies called dodzing. Okay, there's any drugs. Originally involved,
Speaker 1: it was a way for men to show off in
Speaker 1: front of girls. Yeah, that's that's gonna get have a
Speaker 1: belly flower, watch me kill myself. Yeah. But now there's
Speaker 1: guidelines and there's rankings, and they host a World Death
Speaker 1: Diving Championships every August. I mean it's in the name
Speaker 1: death diving. Like, let's not okay, there goes your broken neck.
Speaker 1: It could be worth it if you end up being
Speaker 1: ranked like the thirty third most amazing death diver in
Speaker 1: the world like Asportiz. Yeah, you're a millionaire with a
Speaker 1: neck brace. Ladies, you can't look left or right down.
Speaker 1: Now you have a sob story to win the girls
Speaker 1: me and you are affording a ticket to the super Bowl.
Speaker 1: Those those are your stories for the day. Phone tap
Speaker 1: coming up right after this broken Jeffrey in the morning
Speaker 1: imagine you come home from work one day, you open
Speaker 1: the cabinet under your kitchen sink, okay, and find the
Speaker 1: cutest little nest of cockroaches partying, having the time of
Speaker 1: their lives. Yeah, of course, your natural instinct is to
Speaker 1: legally adopt them and hit them tiny little onesie so
Speaker 1: they don't get cold under there. But some lady when
Speaker 1: she saw hers, freaked out and decided to call up
Speaker 1: an exterminatory. Extreme. Now the city is going to have
Speaker 1: to get involved for a reason that she never saw coming.
Speaker 1: It's your phone tap right now. It's on the twenties. Hello, Hi,
Speaker 1: is this karrot? Yeah? This is she masked? Is called Hi.
Speaker 1: My name's Dirk kurdl Dirk. You recently reported a cockroach
Speaker 1: infestation at your home? Correct? Oh yes, yes, Sorry, I
Speaker 1: just didn't recognize the number. Oh yeah, no, sorry, I'm
Speaker 1: calling from the city. Actually, I just wanted to update
Speaker 1: you on the situation. If that's okay. Do you have
Speaker 1: a second I guess I didn't realize the city got
Speaker 1: involved because I called the exterminator. Well, we kind of
Speaker 1: had to get involved. Why. Apparently the exterminators found that
Speaker 1: the breed of cockroach in your home is the red
Speaker 1: speckled dancing cockroach. What I know, amazing? Right, I don't
Speaker 1: know that I would use the word amazing. The word
Speaker 1: scary is more like it. Now they're on the endangered
Speaker 1: species list, which is what makes it a city matter. Now,
Speaker 1: because they're endangered, stop it. We're actually not allowed to
Speaker 1: come in and exterminate them. What do you mean you
Speaker 1: can't exterminate them? Well, they're endangered, so they need our
Speaker 1: help rather than a us to you know, kill them.
Speaker 1: This has got to be like some kind of joke, right,
Speaker 1: I mean, oh, there's no way this is real. I understand,
Speaker 1: and I wish it was a joke. That would be
Speaker 1: an hilarious joke. Honestly, that's brilliant. But no, unfortunately they're
Speaker 1: protected by law. What am I supposed to do? Am
Speaker 1: I supposed to just live with these cockroaches? You just
Speaker 1: going to be out of your mind? I wouldn't say with,
Speaker 1: I would say adjacent. No, No, you're not going to work. Well,
Speaker 1: what we can do is set up a fully functioning
Speaker 1: cockroach apartment. Oh my god, no, just on the east
Speaker 1: side of your home. This is ridiculous. I'm going to
Speaker 1: call somebody else because it can't possibly have a roach apartment.
Speaker 1: I get what you're saying completely, but according to the law,
Speaker 1: we need to provide housing for these saying, because they're
Speaker 1: cock roaches, you can spray it with a can of
Speaker 1: raid and they'll still crawl up your wall. Look, I'm
Speaker 1: going to pretend that you didn't say that, because if
Speaker 1: the authorities found out what you just said, you would
Speaker 1: get arrested. I would be arrested for killing a bug
Speaker 1: that has invaded my home. Okay, but you have to
Speaker 1: remember we're not just talking about bugs here. It's the
Speaker 1: red speckled dancing cockroach. And think about it. Once we
Speaker 1: get these cockroach condos installed, your problem will go away.
Speaker 1: You have a name for cockroach condo. It's pretty smart
Speaker 1: name I actually came up with. Well, I helped. I
Speaker 1: helped come up with the name of it. You are
Speaker 1: a moron. I wouldn't say that. I would. You're building
Speaker 1: condos for insects. They're infesting my home. There's still the
Speaker 1: creature given the fu out of my home. Picture them
Speaker 1: as any animal, like when you'd see at the zoo
Speaker 1: if it was an elephant. Wouldn't mind an elephant condo
Speaker 1: by your house? Would you. You know what I think.
Speaker 1: I think you hit your head. Wow, you're a kid
Speaker 1: when you were a teenager, when you were an adult.
Speaker 1: Multiple time. I didn't know that I called into a psychic.
Speaker 1: How did you know that? I'm uny Okay, that makes sense.
Speaker 1: If you were psychic, you would know that this was
Speaker 1: a prank phone call, and then you wouldn't even be
Speaker 1: this upset. No. Yeah, your nephew Evans set you up.
Speaker 1: He said that you recently called an exterminator because you
Speaker 1: have a big cockroach problem. Pleasefully that you aren't plea
Speaker 1: with the city, right, No, I'm not with the city.
Speaker 1: I'm on a show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: It's a morning radio show. And yes, this is a
Speaker 1: phone tap. You just gave me a heart attack. I
Speaker 1: think my blood pressure is like twenty degrees about where
Speaker 1: it's supposed to be. Well when I make it rich
Speaker 1: in cockroach condos. Guess who I'm calling back to brad me.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you are psychic. Oh you're a psychic.
Speaker 1: Hang up, I gotta hang up the phone man. Wake
Speaker 1: up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties,
Speaker 1: Broke and Jeffrey in the morning. I've heard that good
Speaker 1: things tend to come in threes. I've heard that's my
Speaker 1: favorite number. Yeah, like the three Wise Men. Yes, a
Speaker 1: three Musketeers, baro, very good. Three times a lady Hey,
Speaker 1: Well for Brooks, she's not saying anything because for her
Speaker 1: it's three hundred thousand, thirty three times a lady. Someone is.
Speaker 1: But what if you end up being the third wheel
Speaker 1: on a date? That's not fine? No, it's not. But
Speaker 1: that's exactly how one of our listeners felt when he
Speaker 1: spent a good portion of the evening watching his date
Speaker 1: dance with another man. Yis Oh my god. He admits
Speaker 1: he wished he had handled it differently that night, but
Speaker 1: now is his chance to get some redemption. We're gonna
Speaker 1: do it in around three minutes, so that again after
Speaker 1: this song with your second date update, second day, next
Speaker 1: second date up date. Should you actually listen to what
Speaker 1: people write for hobbies on their dating profiles? Good question,
Speaker 1: because they all say they love hiking. And next thing
Speaker 1: you know, you're out on a mountain trail, face to
Speaker 1: face with a grizzly and you realize you forgot your
Speaker 1: bear mace next to your six pack of pineapple truly,
Speaker 1: and in your head you're thinking, well, maybe they're not
Speaker 1: really into hiking. Did reet the truly? Well? Both of them?
Speaker 1: What was I thinking? Yeah? And one of our listeners, Corey,
Speaker 1: picked an activity for his date based on her dating profile. Okay,
Speaker 1: no matter what you ended up doing, I hope that
Speaker 1: you didn't forget to bring the bear mace. You know
Speaker 1: I did not. I should have trust me. Oh well,
Speaker 1: not for her, but the bears. Okay, there were there
Speaker 1: was some sort of danger apparently on your day. Why
Speaker 1: someone you could have mad? First, before we get to that,
Speaker 1: tell us about the girl. Her name Adrian. Okay, and
Speaker 1: Jeff had mentioned that you designed the data around one
Speaker 1: of her hobbies or interests on her profile. What did
Speaker 1: her profile say? Hold on for a second, let me
Speaker 1: let me let me pull it up here. I didn't
Speaker 1: know you guys want to ask me that. Yeah, Like
Speaker 1: it says, uh, good cologne and holding hands or my
Speaker 1: cryp tonight, and then like she goes, I'll kick your
Speaker 1: butt on the dance floor. Ok Okay, that's aggressive and
Speaker 1: it doesn't mean she danced better than you. Will literally
Speaker 1: fights you. I'm worried for him. I think it sounds
Speaker 1: fun so like, I found a country bar that has dancing,
Speaker 1: not my specialty, but I'm like, I want to impress.
Speaker 1: That's awesome. We're to show like interest in her hobbies.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. So like we get there, I got us
Speaker 1: some drinks. I sit at the table with my beer,
Speaker 1: and before I could even get one word in, some
Speaker 1: older dude comes and say, hey, will you dance with me? Oh?
Speaker 1: That's quick? Yeah. So is it a same situation you
Speaker 1: line dancing or they just out there dancing? They have both,
Speaker 1: so they'll start out with line dancing, then they'll go
Speaker 1: to swing. So at this time it was swing. And
Speaker 1: that's when you can like rotate partners and stuff, right, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, really, dude, I'm just trying to start
Speaker 1: a date here. So she looks at me and she goes, oh,
Speaker 1: well you snooze, you lose. I'm like, really, dang, hurt.
Speaker 1: Did you take it as rude? It was like playful,
Speaker 1: But the point is why even said And then she
Speaker 1: has her dancy to get up and leaves. See, that's
Speaker 1: when you need the bear me. Anytime a god comes over,
Speaker 1: just holds them down. You're the hero. Yea, So did
Speaker 1: you ever I mean your next move, you had to
Speaker 1: go cut in, Like that's what you do, right. I'm
Speaker 1: glad you said that. So I go by myself. I'm
Speaker 1: dancing every time I go to cut in where you're
Speaker 1: dancing by yourself, I'm dancing by myself. Yeah, I'm getting
Speaker 1: ready to cut in. But guess what. I turned my head.
Speaker 1: I go back. They're like four or five people away
Speaker 1: from you. I can't cut in. Oh you feel like
Speaker 1: dancing away from you, like trying to avoid you. I
Speaker 1: don't know if it was her him, I don't know
Speaker 1: if it was both of them. I don't know, But
Speaker 1: to me, I think it was obvious that I was
Speaker 1: trying to cut in like two three different occasions. So
Speaker 1: eventually the music just stopped. But I'm like, are you
Speaker 1: serious right now? Oh? Man? So wait, So the music
Speaker 1: stopped and then you guys met back up or she
Speaker 1: still hanging out with that? Yeah, so we met back up.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to appear desperate, so I was like, nah,
Speaker 1: I'm cool, you know, let's just take a break. So okay,
Speaker 1: I don't know. You didn't get to dance at all now,
Speaker 1: I mean we danced a little bit, but you know,
Speaker 1: it was the tail end, because I had like a
Speaker 1: long day tomorrow, like the next day. I should say,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, but the date went well, it was cool.
Speaker 1: We had vic dialogue, so it was all right. Well,
Speaker 1: I think the question is who was the better dancer?
Speaker 1: You were the older guy who got your date first?
Speaker 1: The older guy really? Yeah, like a regular Yeah, at
Speaker 1: those bars, like these people come and they'll come every
Speaker 1: week and they dance with everybody. It's not a date thing.
Speaker 1: It's like just dancing. Okay. Whose cologne was better? The
Speaker 1: older guy probably smells musty. Yeah, it's got the expensive stuff.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Mine was pretty good though. You got
Speaker 1: close enough to the guy, you know, did you enjoy
Speaker 1: the night with her at all? Aren't? Yeah? It was.
Speaker 1: It was a good evening. I mean, it could have
Speaker 1: been a great evening, but being that I didn't have
Speaker 1: my bear mace and you know, and that happening, it
Speaker 1: wasn't the best. So you know, it was okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: your whole night wasn't ruined. Yeah, it wasn't ruined. Ruined.
Speaker 1: I should say. We we hugged at the end, you know,
Speaker 1: a little little kiss on the cheek, nothing real serious, okay,
Speaker 1: But I mean heck, it could have been a whole
Speaker 1: heck of a lot better. Yeah, because you know, chemistry
Speaker 1: on the dance floor that is, that's a different type
Speaker 1: of chemistry. It's and that's my whole point. Exactly. Have
Speaker 1: you been trying to contact her since then, like with
Speaker 1: texts or calls or anything. Yeah, I reached out with
Speaker 1: one call and a couple of texs. Has been like
Speaker 1: a lot a week. I'm going on a week and
Speaker 1: a half now. But she's been doing the emoji stuff.
Speaker 1: You know, if I say something, she'll like, oh I
Speaker 1: like it, But nothing like further than the dialogue. So
Speaker 1: we can talk and so we can hang out again. Interesting,
Speaker 1: you were ignoring her, but she was having too much fun.
Speaker 1: I don't know. We're gonna find out. We're gonna give
Speaker 1: you a chance to go put on some more Minions
Speaker 1: cologne by Justin Bieber, and then when you come back,
Speaker 1: we're gonna call Adrian. It should be we're gonna do
Speaker 1: your second day at update right after this second Corey's
Speaker 1: damn night with Adrian had everything a first date should
Speaker 1: ye cold beer, warm, hugs, good dancing. Problem is not
Speaker 1: all that happened with Corey because some other older guy
Speaker 1: at the bar, possibly a regular there, asked to dance
Speaker 1: with his date, and Corey obliged, which was probably the
Speaker 1: worst mistake of his entire dating life. It doesn't sound
Speaker 1: like he actually had a decision in it, nor should
Speaker 1: he have a choice, But it sounds like she just
Speaker 1: men shouldn't be allowed to choose anything. Good point broke,
Speaker 1: I mean they shouldn't choose what women decide to do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's true, Corey. How are you feeling right now after
Speaker 1: that intro? You want to hit me? No? I mean
Speaker 1: that's pretty My kid and I didn't have a face though.
Speaker 1: It was like she said, I snooze, I lose. I
Speaker 1: tell you what, though, if it was in any other circumstances,
Speaker 1: I knew it would have been different. Okay, so it
Speaker 1: would have been a different outcome. Are you wishing that
Speaker 1: you didn't go dancing? Is that what you're saying? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I probably would have chose something different looking back now, Yeah,
Speaker 1: what what hobby would you have chosen off of your
Speaker 1: dating profile to do? Totally would have went indoor, put
Speaker 1: put golfin. Oh okay, lot different too. Okay, you can't.
Speaker 1: I can't have a man swoop in on your date
Speaker 1: during put putt you maybe a little, but that's when
Speaker 1: you bust out the bear mace you that I'm not
Speaker 1: done with whole seventeen yet. Hey, we're doing the clown
Speaker 1: very aggressive to Jeffrey. So maybe we'll offer that for
Speaker 1: your next date if we can get Adrian on the phone. Here,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna dial her number and see what she has
Speaker 1: to say. Ready to do this? Yeah, let's do it,
Speaker 1: all right, let's go right? Hello, Hey is this Adrian?
Speaker 1: This is she? Who's this? Hey, Adrian? My name is
Speaker 1: jeff from a morning radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the Morning. I'm sorry, I'm sorry too. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: really I'm just kind of confused. If you're on the radio,
Speaker 1: why are you calling me? Well, one of our listeners
Speaker 1: asked us to call you because he went on a
Speaker 1: date with him the other night. His name's Corey. Wait,
Speaker 1: Corey asked you to call me because we went on
Speaker 1: a date. Well, because he really liked you. He's bummed
Speaker 1: because he's been trying to text you and you haven't
Speaker 1: really been responding back to him much. I just wanted
Speaker 1: to him a little bit. Yeah, but it sounded like
Speaker 1: a courtesy response, you guys weren't like talking back and
Speaker 1: forth and having fun. I mean, what do you think
Speaker 1: of Corey? Um? I mean I'm not gonna like get
Speaker 1: into it, but I just I mean, I don't think
Speaker 1: I'm really interested, Like, I don't think it's gonna work out. Well.
Speaker 1: When you guys first met up, was it like initially
Speaker 1: you knew that or did it take a minute for
Speaker 1: you to say no? Um, I don't just don't think
Speaker 1: it's a good fit. But I mean, okay, I'm like, why, well, so,
Speaker 1: like I feel like when we met on a dating app,
Speaker 1: and I feel like I make my dating app very
Speaker 1: clear that like I'm looking for a real man and
Speaker 1: I don't really think they exist anymore. What does that mean?
Speaker 1: What's your definition of a real man? I'm looking for
Speaker 1: somebody that like, where at the cobon and have it
Speaker 1: stuff together and we'll stand up for his woman like
Speaker 1: a real man. You want someone to fight for you. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean, like, did we stand up? You know, don't
Speaker 1: let anybody say anything to the person that you're with, Like,
Speaker 1: you got to stand up for your woman. I did
Speaker 1: someone insult you that night and he didn't? Like, I
Speaker 1: don't get it. I'd be God. All right, Well, I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna be honest and we're putting this all out there. Um.
Speaker 1: So I do this thing sometimes on dates and I
Speaker 1: have my uncle show up and he'll come and ask
Speaker 1: to talk to me or something like that. Oh it
Speaker 1: was he the older guy that we heard about. We
Speaker 1: heard we heard a guy came up to the table
Speaker 1: and asked you to dance? Yeah, so much less sexy?
Speaker 1: How was that was actually my uncle doing it right
Speaker 1: at the country bar Brooks all too familiar with that movie. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, what is he supposed to do? Like a
Speaker 1: guy comes up and asks you to dance? You say yes?
Speaker 1: You wanted Corey to step in and be like that's
Speaker 1: my woman, Like I don't get it like a real man, right,
Speaker 1: I want someone that can like defend me and speak
Speaker 1: up and like not be a great of commodation. Like
Speaker 1: what did you need defending from? Though? It sounds like
Speaker 1: the guy just want your uncle wanted to dance? Like
Speaker 1: what said you told him something? Right? Yeah, what's the defense?
Speaker 1: Well I waited a second to see what he was
Speaker 1: gonna do, and he didn't do anything. He just like
Speaker 1: looked at me, and so I was like okay, well,
Speaker 1: and then I like joking I wouldn't dance with him
Speaker 1: because he literally didn't do anything. He didn't say anything.
Speaker 1: He just like looked at me. So you should have
Speaker 1: gone to a club with this test, not like a
Speaker 1: country bar. He didn't do nothing. He went and danced
Speaker 1: by himself in your facility. That's something. Oh look, if
Speaker 1: you were there then I think you would get it,
Speaker 1: like you had the opportunity to step up and say
Speaker 1: I'm here with her. These of me were together like anything. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: that's not something you could have said. You couldn't have
Speaker 1: said him on a day, Adrian. I get you didn't
Speaker 1: think he was very manly then, but how's this for
Speaker 1: a man? Because he Corey reached out to a radio
Speaker 1: show to call you on his behalf and ask for
Speaker 1: him why you're not going out on another day? Ye,
Speaker 1: mister masculine is on the other line wants to talk
Speaker 1: to you. Oh really, I mean I had no idea
Speaker 1: if that man. Now I know it's your uncle now
Speaker 1: heat Willie Nelson Rasco for Action, Brooks and Dunns in
Speaker 1: the bag. I've never been there before. I don't know
Speaker 1: what's going on. Boot scoop Buggy, I was nervous. I
Speaker 1: don't even that's so wrong. Shipbrey's not dead with me,
Speaker 1: But come on, I'm respecting your boundary. Yes, I just
Speaker 1: met you. I'm not gonna be a jerk and be like, hey,
Speaker 1: that's my caveman style. Yeah, yeah, it's not even you know,
Speaker 1: I'm not asking to be a cave in. I'm just
Speaker 1: looking for somebody that can step up and say to
Speaker 1: somebody know she's with me, like, I don't care, I
Speaker 1: don't need to. It sounds like you're not being assertive enough. Core.
Speaker 1: You got to be more assertive when Hey, I'll tell
Speaker 1: you what, under different circumstances, I have no problem with that.
Speaker 1: I was just totally respecting you from talk to bottom. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she doesn't want that. She doesn't want respect. She wants
Speaker 1: a dose of like unhealthy jealousy. It sounds like to me, right,
Speaker 1: let me tell you this is miscommunication, that's all it is. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was not going to be a creeper, come to
Speaker 1: your job, come to your house. Yeah, I got too
Speaker 1: much respect for you. I think under different circumstances, you
Speaker 1: and I can jail. I'm willing to put forth that effort.
Speaker 1: You have two completely different like opinions on this. She
Speaker 1: wants you to step in, but if you, if you're
Speaker 1: on a date with a girl like brook Brook would
Speaker 1: think that's obnoxious, Like, dude, let me make my own deserts.
Speaker 1: I think I step in. I think what happened, Adrian
Speaker 1: is if you want someone to not let you, like
Speaker 1: if you don't want to dance with other men, you
Speaker 1: needed to have told Corey as you're walking into the place, like, Hey,
Speaker 1: if someone approaches me, will you just tell him that
Speaker 1: we're on a date? Ye? Like why why couldn't you
Speaker 1: communicate that to him? Because that's all right? Show me
Speaker 1: who he is, like, I'm not trying to change him.
Speaker 1: And honestly, Corey, like if you want me to think differently,
Speaker 1: if you want me to think, okay, it was just
Speaker 1: a circumstance, like you're gonna step up somewhere else. Thing
Speaker 1: you need to prove it right now. You need to
Speaker 1: show me, blink, how much of the man you are,
Speaker 1: because that's what I want. Okay, Corey, this is your chance.
Speaker 1: Are gonna what are we to throw your man card down?
Speaker 1: Right now? Three one on the radio. We'll talk about
Speaker 1: this between you and I I'm good he's gonna find
Speaker 1: you because he already looked up your home address and
Speaker 1: your work address, but respected you enough not to go there.
Speaker 1: Now he's actually going to show up. Don't get to
Speaker 1: hear it? Is that what she wants? Is that what
Speaker 1: you want? I just asked him to like prove to
Speaker 1: me just now, and he's like, oh yeah, another time,
Speaker 1: another place. Like I just feel like he's all hot.
Speaker 1: What do you want him to do? You want him
Speaker 1: to do it right now? Corey? You got to prove yourself. Now.
Speaker 1: What's something you want? Do you want me to sing
Speaker 1: you a song? You want me to rap? What you
Speaker 1: want me to do? So? You got? Her name was
Speaker 1: eight Oh she left me out of dance floor at
Speaker 1: me and it sounds like kind of a whiny song.
Speaker 1: Come on, Adrian, Look Adrian, he's trying. He is trying
Speaker 1: as hard as he can here to get another day
Speaker 1: with you. Why why don't you just give him one
Speaker 1: more shot and we would pay for it. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just really I think, look, Corey, I think that
Speaker 1: you're a really nice guy. You don't want to see
Speaker 1: him Mace a kid at a put putt golf course
Speaker 1: he would do that for you. He said that, Oh, man,
Speaker 1: I think I'm just gonna have to pass one. Tell
Speaker 1: her what she wants? So much masculinity in this room. Okay,
Speaker 1: she brings her uncle on dates. Yeah, I don't think
Speaker 1: you really want another date, Corey? Yeah, I mean not now,
Speaker 1: I mean too bad. She had to pass because Corey
Speaker 1: was trying to tap oh, trying to be the man
Speaker 1: that she wouldn't broke. And Jeffrey in the morning, we
Speaker 1: kind of got locked up in the minutia of manliness
Speaker 1: as one does, as she is so locked up in it.
Speaker 1: We were so focused on that that we didn't really
Speaker 1: get to the point that Alexis brought up, which was
Speaker 1: a good point, that she has her uncle go out
Speaker 1: on dates with her to test out how manly her
Speaker 1: guys are. Yeah, that's a little weird. And he still
Speaker 1: wanted to go out with her. I know, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think concerned at all. Did you dance with her uncle?
Speaker 1: All right? Probably very hot. Well, and as soon as
Speaker 1: somebody questions your manliness, that's all that matters. You have
Speaker 1: to prove that you are a man. Yeah, well, when
Speaker 1: your uncle is the manliest man, you know, it might
Speaker 1: be a good strategy. Alexis in the same spirit. Would
Speaker 1: you be willing to have Jose tag along on your
Speaker 1: next romantic encounter just to prove how manly he really is.
Speaker 1: I will show up with a lot yes, out manly Jose.
Speaker 1: Can they do it? I think I think I can
Speaker 1: do it. I'm just saying we'll keep you updated on Alexus.
Speaker 1: But tests into seven eight, five, nine two. If you
Speaker 1: ever have a person you want us to call, we'll
Speaker 1: call that person. Wasn't calling you back Broke and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning. There's certain performers who've got a reputation
Speaker 1: of being divas, okay, oh yeah, like Mariah Carry or
Speaker 1: Lady Gaga. You hear rumors that they have these lists
Speaker 1: of strict rules and routines that they have to do
Speaker 1: before they get on stage or they're going to freak out. Luckily,
Speaker 1: I'm not like that. All I need before I sing
Speaker 1: is to take a simple pregame shower set at exactly
Speaker 1: seventy eight degrees, and there needs to be half a
Speaker 1: dozen aquamarine colored bath towels hung up to my life whenever,
Speaker 1: and then someone needs to hum the tune to Wonderwall
Speaker 1: BIOasis through the bathroom door in the key of a
Speaker 1: sharp minor right at the moment that I'm turning off
Speaker 1: the shower. If they miss time, the whole thing's through it. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's it. So Jose, you better warm up your humming voice.
Speaker 1: Come with me to the locker room because a brand
Speaker 1: new song of the week. Nope, that's gee, that's gee.
Speaker 1: You you got to work on that, Okay, Alexis, you're
Speaker 1: tagging in brand new song in the week's coming up
Speaker 1: at eight ten Brook and Jeffrey in the morning did
Speaker 1: a song of the week time and my friends, we
Speaker 1: are closing in on Valentine's Day a love song, I hope, So, Job,
Speaker 1: I don't know about that, because there's basically two types
Speaker 1: of guys that you'll encounter, the Jose balanos Is of
Speaker 1: the world, who are over the top romantic. I love you.
Speaker 1: He will bring you breakfast in bed with heart shaped eggs,
Speaker 1: heart shaped toast, heart shaped oatmeal and listening to me
Speaker 1: bacon cut exactly to the shape of Cupid's error. I
Speaker 1: mean you'll you'll go downstairs in the kitchen, will still
Speaker 1: be a complete disaster that you have to clean up
Speaker 1: your clean Yeah, that he'll pick up that little pork
Speaker 1: err and be like, here it comes, I'm about to
Speaker 1: pork you. Then there's the vast majority of the male population, yeah,
Speaker 1: who when it comes to Valentine's Day has absolutely no
Speaker 1: clue what they're doing. And it's a corporate holiday. You know,
Speaker 1: show my love in other ways, do you? Because was
Speaker 1: the last time I got flowers? Like my best friend
Speaker 1: who's like, if she wanted a present, she'd tell me yeah.
Speaker 1: Or they call and they're like, what what do you mean?
Speaker 1: I can't get a reservation to the nicest Italian restaurant
Speaker 1: in the city of the morning of I remember, well, okay,
Speaker 1: I guess it's Chapult late tonight again. And it's not
Speaker 1: that they don't want to be romantic and spontaneous, it's
Speaker 1: just that they don't know how. Maybe they're lacking some
Speaker 1: skills in the planning department and the listening department, a
Speaker 1: lot of vacant departments in that man's brain they're hiring.
Speaker 1: But it's true, for some reason, there's just a lot
Speaker 1: of dudes who, no matter how good their intentions are,
Speaker 1: how much they love you, they just come up short
Speaker 1: on the gifts every single time. And I wanted to
Speaker 1: sing a song for all those panicked, clueless men out
Speaker 1: there because we're worried about that. Maybe maybe you're sitting
Speaker 1: next to one in the car right now, and she's
Speaker 1: pointing to the radio, being like, that's me. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: what I'm gonna do. But I want to encourage them
Speaker 1: to not give up, keep trying. One of these days
Speaker 1: you will actually find a gift for your partner that
Speaker 1: she doesn't completely hate. So instead of the Taylor Swift
Speaker 1: big hit song, the anti hero, Young Jeffreys her candy
Speaker 1: hero Jeff all right, I'm gonna point when I'm ready,
Speaker 1: points I'm not the best that get at and gives
Speaker 1: for my girl to surprise her. She did love the
Speaker 1: motel room. It turns out the cube bun book for
Speaker 1: one free hugg didn't knacketize her, nor did the gas
Speaker 1: station perfume. I bought her lingerie at bargain prices that
Speaker 1: were four sizes too wide and some bedroom did prices.
Speaker 1: Is that such a crime or things? Well meaning for
Speaker 1: cleaning new vacuum and hit the ceiling, But it's a dicing.
Speaker 1: I'm screaming, you see, I cringe romantically. She screams, why
Speaker 1: when she saw I got summersive. I never thought a
Speaker 1: box of chocolates could cause disaster till I ate half
Speaker 1: on the drive home. Guess I'm not her handy robe.
Speaker 1: She told me several times she thinks that barbecue is tasty.
Speaker 1: Bought her you ten souls for the grill, and while
Speaker 1: she flips those hard shaped burgers, I say, you are pretty,
Speaker 1: just like that alf fle She looks thrilled. I keep
Speaker 1: on swinging and missing with my validetime gift given. I
Speaker 1: just received pritsism racing. I valureka ideas like giving handfuls
Speaker 1: of peanuts and travel packets of clean excess of this guy.
Speaker 1: And she likes loves her tailor sushe but me, I'm
Speaker 1: I'm strapped my head, shall ye? Seafood bub Bay down
Speaker 1: at the strip club loves a total failure, and so
Speaker 1: were the flowers that I borrowed from the fancy funeral.
Speaker 1: I've given up, decided maybe I'll just give her money.
Speaker 1: Then found a card I thought would kill a hockey.
Speaker 1: Let's make it rain on Cupid's Day, the perfect Hallmark
Speaker 1: greeting and stuffed inside one dollar bells A free find
Speaker 1: Purius ride for my Queen. She d climbed to split
Speaker 1: the uber with me. Maybe I called shotgun too eager?
Speaker 1: Shotgun too eagerly? Oh, you wanted me to sit in
Speaker 1: the back with you? Who's side at the hair that
Speaker 1: I weed sow me? I just got down onto one
Speaker 1: night I wrote will you marry? And blood across her
Speaker 1: bath from me? Here I spell grain wrong with two
Speaker 1: as a pair and we theres you wrote it's a lane. No,
Speaker 1: it's Ellen who Yes, I you know, I definitely feel
Speaker 1: it's a rough day for all the guys out there.
Speaker 1: So gentlemen, if you haven't done it already, don't forget.
Speaker 1: This is your reminder to swing by the Walgreens on
Speaker 1: your way home today. Get her the nice shampoo. Yeah sure,
Speaker 1: and maybe a box of chocolates where you didn't eat
Speaker 1: half a boy. I mean, it's it's really not that hard.
Speaker 1: You say that, Actually is Lexis would take the cash.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, throwing the ones. Yeah, that's your
Speaker 1: song of the week. We're gonna have the video up
Speaker 1: on the brooke and Jeffrey TikTok on Instagram on YouTube.
Speaker 1: We have all the lyrics up there. Good luck out there, gentlemen.
Speaker 1: Valine's Day broke and Jeffrey in the morning, I gotta
Speaker 1: text the seventy five nine too that says I'm driving
Speaker 1: in the car with my husband and he literally looked
Speaker 1: at me wide eyed when the song started and said,
Speaker 1: Valentine's Day is next week. This is what the whole
Speaker 1: point of doing this song is for. I like what
Speaker 1: people say when is it like it's the same day? Yeah,
Speaker 1: like the third Monday or something if you missed it.
Speaker 1: Instead of saying the Taylor Swift song anti Hero, I
Speaker 1: sang my own version called candy Hero for all the
Speaker 1: guys out there who struggle every single year to come
Speaker 1: up with just one half decent gift idea on Valentine's
Speaker 1: or apparently even remember that it's Valentine's. We have a
Speaker 1: lot of comments coming in on the text board, Brook,
Speaker 1: What are you like it? I like this one that
Speaker 1: says OMG. One year, my ex boyfriend got me a
Speaker 1: teddy bear that was holding a little red heart and
Speaker 1: it said Who's your Daddy? Even though we broke up,
Speaker 1: I still have the bear because I think it's a funny.
Speaker 1: I think it's so funny, a little awkward when you
Speaker 1: first get it, though, Where those bears if you like
Speaker 1: my song, if you missed it, or if you want
Speaker 1: to share it with a clueless boyfriend who's thinking of
Speaker 1: gift in some jumper cables for Valentine's so this is
Speaker 1: a song for them. Go to Brooke and Jeffrey on TikTok, Facebook, Insta,
Speaker 1: or subscribe to our YouTube all of It at Brooke
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey. You check out the videos of the songs
Speaker 1: there Brooke and Jeffrey In the morning. It's big game time.
Speaker 1: That's the name of it, right, Chiefs versus the Eagles
Speaker 1: in the big ticket football match of the year. Yo,
Speaker 1: that sounds exciting the Supreme day. Because of that, we're
Speaker 1: going to be doing a special super Ball. I didn't say,
Speaker 1: boy super ball win Brooks Bucks. We're doing it by
Speaker 1: the numbers, meaning a number will be a part of
Speaker 1: every single question in today's game. All right, who play?
Speaker 1: And you're gonna be facing off against Ali from Bellevue. Ali.
Speaker 1: You a big football sport, gal uh go Seahawks. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you remember the name of the home team. Good work.
Speaker 1: She's like, I legally didn't say the full name either.
Speaker 1: What do you do for the Super Bowl? Alley? Um,
Speaker 1: we're having a super Bowl party at my mom's house.
Speaker 1: My brother just had a baby, So if the babies asleep,
Speaker 1: everybody has a cheer really quietly, exactly, yeah, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, Brook's gonna head out of the studio. All
Speaker 1: that happens, Ali, you know, the game's played. You got
Speaker 1: thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If
Speaker 1: you don't know when, you can say pass. But you
Speaker 1: have to beat Brooke outright to win. And remember all
Speaker 1: of the questions will be about numbers. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: your time starts now. Which city has hosted the Super
Speaker 1: Bowl the most? With eleven? Is it Los Angeles? New
Speaker 1: Orleans or Miami? Um? Los Angeles? How many pounds does
Speaker 1: the Lombardi Trophy way? Seven? Fourteen or twenty one? Sounds
Speaker 1: twenty one? In? What year of the nineteen sixties was
Speaker 1: the first super Bowl held nineteen sixty seven. This year's
Speaker 1: super Bowl in Roman numerals is LVIII, which stands for
Speaker 1: what number of fifty two? For this year's halftime Super
Speaker 1: Bowl performance, Rihanna will be the headliner. Is she thirty one,
Speaker 1: thirty four or thirty seven years old? Thirty seven? Answers
Speaker 1: in love numbered trivia right, let's bring brook back into
Speaker 1: the studio. Ali, I see it's your first time playing
Speaker 1: win Brooks Bucks. Is there an interesting fact the show
Speaker 1: needs to know about you? Um? I actually listened to
Speaker 1: the show every day, so I feel like I had
Speaker 1: good preps a little listening to what's your favorite part
Speaker 1: of the show. Well, Actually, Brooke, I really really like
Speaker 1: you because I used to listen to you all the
Speaker 1: time when Mike I was younger, So I feel like
Speaker 1: you're just like a legend. Oh call her an icy.
Speaker 1: I learned a brook when I was also on your
Speaker 1: fifty radio career. That's like the Betty White of It's amazing,
Speaker 1: which is hard not to like. Details. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: are you ready Brooks? Yes, I heard you. I heard
Speaker 1: you nap times. Coming after this, your time starts. Now.
Speaker 1: Which city has hosted the Super Bowl the most with eleven?
Speaker 1: Is it Los Angeles, New Orleans or Miami? Los Angeles?
Speaker 1: How many pounds does the Lombardi Trophy way seven fourteen
Speaker 1: or twenty one fourteen? In what year of the nineteen
Speaker 1: sixties was the first Super Bowl held sixty two? This
Speaker 1: year's Super Bowl in Roman numerals is LVIII, which stands
Speaker 1: for what number fifty seven For this year's halftime Super
Speaker 1: Bowl performance, Rihanna will be the headliner. Thirty or thirty
Speaker 1: seven years old? Thirty seven answers are and we're gonna
Speaker 1: go to the scoreboard and see who's the winner with Jose, playoffs,
Speaker 1: we'll talk about playoffs. You're kidding me? Playoffs? Playoffs. Ali,
Speaker 1: you got a lot of questions and you got one
Speaker 1: of them correct. Okay, there's a number alley. That's fine
Speaker 1: that you got the same amount of questions in and
Speaker 1: also one of a time. I love it. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: match ties? Do you go to the house on these?
Speaker 1: We'll go with the answers real quick. The city that's
Speaker 1: hosted the most Super Bowls with eleven is Miami eleven times.
Speaker 1: New Orleans a second with ten, LA has been eight.
Speaker 1: I just feel like the Lombardi Championship trophy that weighs
Speaker 1: just seven pounds. Oh that's it. They're probably so tired
Speaker 1: at the end of the game. They don't want to
Speaker 1: give him a super heavy trophy to try and would
Speaker 1: hold it it. They act like it's heavier than you know.
Speaker 1: The first Super Bowl was held in nineteen sixty seven,
Speaker 1: when the Packers beat the Chiefs thirty five to ten.
Speaker 1: This year super Bowl in romanumerals as LVIII, which stands
Speaker 1: for Super Bowl fifty seven, and Rihanna is the halftime
Speaker 1: show this year. She is thirty four years old, so
Speaker 1: I can't wait for that. I'm so excited for her. Ali. Now,
Speaker 1: we can't give you any money here, but what we
Speaker 1: can do just for playing is give you a pair,
Speaker 1: not a pair, give you four fan Dango passes to
Speaker 1: see Disney and Marble's Aunt Man in the Wasp Quantum Mania. Oh,
Speaker 1: thank you. Yeah, I'm so excited. Yeah, it looks really fine. Ali.
Speaker 1: It's hitting theaters February seventeenth. Cool. Thank you so much. Awesome.
Speaker 1: I'll take a tie with you. Okay, thank you for playing. Ali.
Speaker 1: We'll be back to do win brooks Bock same time
Speaker 1: on Monday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning hour.