Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season to seventy five,
Speaker 1: Episode one of Leshi Guys Stay production of I Heart Radio.
Speaker 1: This is a podcast where we take a deep dive
Speaker 1: into Americans share consciousness. It's Monday, Febru. My name is
Speaker 1: Jack O'Brien a k so Hi Hi, Mr Jackie O'Brien,
Speaker 1: new lord of the discord for the Daily's I got
Speaker 1: filling up the void as Miles Fan grows in size,
Speaker 1: singing Clumpers is the name of my thighs? Plumpers is
Speaker 1: the name of my thigh is? That's courtesy Fashionable Dinosaur
Speaker 1: on the Discord. I do have to keep citing Blake Wexler.
Speaker 1: He's the one who coined the disgusting phrase plumpers to
Speaker 1: describe his juicy philly above the knee steaks, and I'm
Speaker 1: just drafting off his sickness it. I am thrilled to
Speaker 1: be joined in my second seat by a very special
Speaker 1: guest co host, a brilliant comedian, journalist, activist you know
Speaker 1: from places like a Jazira, MSNBC, the Young Turks from
Speaker 1: the podcast The Bituation Room. It's Francesco Fiorentina, a k
Speaker 1: A return of the France once again, return of the
Speaker 1: friend pumping my boobs. A k a bitch, I'm a
Speaker 1: cow bitch, I'm a cow, I am a mom. I
Speaker 1: just say, ow is it? Yeah? I remember that song.
Speaker 1: I do remember that song. That's back when she had eyebrows. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was like, we a star is born, Francesco. We're
Speaker 1: a thrilled to be joined in our third seat by
Speaker 1: a hilarious comedian. One of our favorite guests on t
Speaker 1: DZ Dave Girl wants touched arm and said, hey, you're
Speaker 1: pretty funny. You can see her on stages everywhere around
Speaker 1: this great world. It's Lydia. Hello, Hello, Hello, good to
Speaker 1: see you both attractive people this morning. I'm wonderful to
Speaker 1: be with. Thank you. Yes, where are you coming to
Speaker 1: us from the radio. I'm a beautiful Santa Monica, California today. Actually,
Speaker 1: are you welcome? Yes, I'm overlooking the beach. It's very pretty.
Speaker 1: I'm enjoying that quite a bit. I had an iced
Speaker 1: coffee with some sea salted caramel foam on top. I
Speaker 1: got my eyebrows wax this morning. I'm really Santa Monica today.
Speaker 1: Don't they didn't get them all waxed off? Like do
Speaker 1: jaquet no, I could never Are you kidding me? My
Speaker 1: face is entirely too big to not have something going
Speaker 1: on in that part of my face. Like I have
Speaker 1: a very large head and it would just be started
Speaker 1: to have no eyebrows. Eyebrows are crucial, I gotta say.
Speaker 1: Eyebrows are are an important trait for me. But then
Speaker 1: some people are coming in and pulling it off, like
Speaker 1: do Jaquet and the woman from Pearl I think is
Speaker 1: the name of that horror film, Well, bleached eyebrows are
Speaker 1: back in me? A goth is the name I was
Speaker 1: searching for. Thank you to the producer justice, which is
Speaker 1: the same as not having them correct. Yeah, optical illusion,
Speaker 1: But I don't understand the look it like it literally
Speaker 1: makes you look deranged, especially if you have dark hair
Speaker 1: and then you bleach your eyebrows invisible. You're like, what
Speaker 1: what are we doing? Why? Why? Why do you want
Speaker 1: people to think you're insane? I don't understand the fashion pole. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you also have to drink your own earine a little
Speaker 1: bit of it. If you do that, there's a little
Speaker 1: it's a little pee one thousand percent or like there's
Speaker 1: some sort of like you're like a Seman regimen. Where like, oh,
Speaker 1: I also just put semen on my face to keep
Speaker 1: myself young, Like that's that vibe drinking a little pie
Speaker 1: in fact, actually correct one, that's what happens. Ladies, get
Speaker 1: that stuff right off of your face. Yeah, coming away
Speaker 1: with white spots. Well, it's it's wonderful to have you both, Lydia.
Speaker 1: We're going to get to know you a little bit
Speaker 1: better in a moment. First, we're gonna tell our listeners
Speaker 1: a couple of things we're talking about today. We're gonna
Speaker 1: talk about the new rules of Etiquette that New York
Speaker 1: magazine put out. We're going to talk about the classified
Speaker 1: documents scavenger hunt that is continuing at Mike Pence's house.
Speaker 1: I said last week that Mike Pence wished he was
Speaker 1: interesting enough to have documents at his house, like classified documents.
Speaker 1: That turns out he is. He. I don't know if
Speaker 1: he planted them because he wants to be interesting, but
Speaker 1: he does. I should have thought when I said that,
Speaker 1: like I should have specified that, like he is covering
Speaker 1: up some ship, like he's you know, trying to run
Speaker 1: for president while not you know, alienating a bunch of
Speaker 1: people who want to kill him, like and have openly
Speaker 1: wanted to kill him for a long time. So he's
Speaker 1: he's a conflicted individual. It's not super excited about He's like,
Speaker 1: I can be bad, mother bad. A lot of people
Speaker 1: don't know that he People mistook him just like muttering
Speaker 1: about mother as him talking about his wife. But that's
Speaker 1: just Mother lives inside his mouth and it's a invisible
Speaker 1: person who tells him that he's a naughty boy. We're
Speaker 1: gonna talk. Titanic is back, you guys, to capitalize on
Speaker 1: Valentine's Day as tomorrow. I hope nobody's like, oh ship
Speaker 1: at this moment, who still partakes in Valentine's Day? But
Speaker 1: Valentine's Day is tomorrow. Titanic is back to capitalize on it.
Speaker 1: All of that plenty more. But first Lydia, we do
Speaker 1: like to ask our guests, what is something from your
Speaker 1: search history? Pet friendly fabrics, pet friendly friendly? Yeah? Uh.
Speaker 1: I have a recently new house about a house, you know,
Speaker 1: a year and a half ago or so, and I
Speaker 1: to furnished set home and I wanted to wait. I
Speaker 1: got a you know, a puppy, and I wanted to
Speaker 1: wait until the dog was at least a year old
Speaker 1: before I like bought furniture, you know, for obvious reasons. Uh.
Speaker 1: And then I started realizing, you know, dogs are dirty.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys were aware, but like
Speaker 1: they have mud on their paws and they like shed
Speaker 1: at all times. Uh. And it's a never ending battle
Speaker 1: to tackle the pet hair in my home currently. And
Speaker 1: that is distinctly influenced my furniture purchase, where like the
Speaker 1: idea of something happening to that couch or having like
Speaker 1: a mud print, and I just don't want to live
Speaker 1: that life where I'm like, you can't be on the
Speaker 1: couch or I'm yelling at a dog. It's like I'm
Speaker 1: obsessed with finding something that is like soft and fun
Speaker 1: and feels like it should be inside my home and
Speaker 1: not like on a patio, but that I can like
Speaker 1: wash very easily drag out to the correct I've found
Speaker 1: there are not pet friendly fabrics so much as pet
Speaker 1: friendly colors, which are the colors of mud. And do
Speaker 1: you think that that is? But you'd see I thought
Speaker 1: so also. But I've been doing some research and I've
Speaker 1: got three separate companies that specialized and making couches out
Speaker 1: of stuff that is like different grades of pet friendly like,
Speaker 1: how how dirty, how how how crazy of a situation
Speaker 1: do you? And how obedient? Right? Because if you say
Speaker 1: you say you don't want to be the you know dog, mom,
Speaker 1: that's like get off the couch. You know we're freaking
Speaker 1: out about you want to be chill about it. You
Speaker 1: want to be the dog can sleep on the couch. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: So that's the whole thing. I so all I have
Speaker 1: a cat and everything is like I just don't want
Speaker 1: this cat to fucking ruin a piece of furniture with
Speaker 1: their claws and I'm not going to be claw it.
Speaker 1: So everything in my house is velvet, which is a
Speaker 1: certain vibe. It's very much like I'm a professor that
Speaker 1: wants to this is gonna be to you. Like it's
Speaker 1: just like like the curtains are velvet, Like the everything's
Speaker 1: velvet because cats don't like the feeling of velvet, so
Speaker 1: they can't like get their ship in it exactly. Say
Speaker 1: I also I have two dogs and two cats, so
Speaker 1: like that's the whole thing. It's like I need to
Speaker 1: find So I've been looking at a lot of blue clay,
Speaker 1: a lot of shinneels, a lot of perform and there
Speaker 1: is something called performance velvet that I didn't know existed
Speaker 1: from it performs, it goes the distance, It goes the distance.
Speaker 1: But yeah, so that's exactly what I'm looking at. And
Speaker 1: luckily I live in a wood like. I live in
Speaker 1: a log home, so there's a lot of hardness around.
Speaker 1: So the velvet is going to feel sucks here in
Speaker 1: my home, but very pumped. I'm personally not comfortable unless
Speaker 1: I'm telling someone to get off a couch. That rings true.
Speaker 1: I see, that's just my energy. I see that as
Speaker 1: a as a forty two year old dad. That's just
Speaker 1: get off the couch. Well, I'm not even on the couch. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've the spirit you were. I've lost the battle of
Speaker 1: get off the couch because like the battle I'm trying
Speaker 1: to win, but I'm also losing. At least two nights
Speaker 1: a week is get off the bed, like we get
Speaker 1: a hardcore no bed, no no dog on the bed thing.
Speaker 1: And then now like I've broken the rule, and now
Speaker 1: it's like a he and I agree, but slower and
Speaker 1: slower swards your head and they're just on your head.
Speaker 1: And that's the final stage, and then you are the
Speaker 1: beta lydia. You've become beta. Well, that's that's in it.
Speaker 1: So now she's only allowed to get on the bed
Speaker 1: if we're watching, like a watch a movie. Right watching
Speaker 1: the movie, you're allowed to come on the bed, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. But like otherwise you're you're fine.
Speaker 1: The couch I'm cool with because I want I'm also
Speaker 1: want the couples like I'm not gonna lie. I I
Speaker 1: am obsessed with my dog and I want her on
Speaker 1: top of me and near me at all times, but
Speaker 1: I regret it afterwards. Can I just say, though this
Speaker 1: is such an unpopular opinion, I've been waiting to say
Speaker 1: it at some point, Like I don't know your dog,
Speaker 1: and I'm sure your dog is very, very sweet, But
Speaker 1: there are some dogs and we don't talk about this enough. Yes,
Speaker 1: we talked to throw shade on cats. That's fine, they
Speaker 1: deserve it. Some dogs are bullshit. Some dogs are not
Speaker 1: all And I don't just mean the small yappy apps.
Speaker 1: My neighbor's got a fucking Dalmatian bullshit dog barks NonStop. No, oh,
Speaker 1: it's so cute with it's little, like it's a brown
Speaker 1: Dalmatian even sexy or no, no, it barks all the
Speaker 1: time and like and they hate their dogs too, like
Speaker 1: like they leave it in the yard the whole time
Speaker 1: they secretly know their dog is bullshit. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: just like people. Right, there's a lot of bullshit fucking
Speaker 1: people like in the same way. Like when we got
Speaker 1: this dog, I was like, am I gonna like this dog?
Speaker 1: And luckily I am obsessed with her? And we have
Speaker 1: a second dog that we were only just have for
Speaker 1: a week and now we've had it for six months.
Speaker 1: And that's the bullshit dog. That's a dog where I
Speaker 1: tell this dog every day that it's bullshit like and
Speaker 1: it's a beach on freeze poodle. And he's an asshole.
Speaker 1: He's an asshole. I call him a little shitty because
Speaker 1: he refuses to shoot outside. He's he's he's a ship,
Speaker 1: but he's very cute, but he's a fucking ass He's
Speaker 1: a bullshit dog. You're right, But all the time I
Speaker 1: told me, ain't ship. There are no bad dogs, just
Speaker 1: bad owners. Actually that is bullshitically impossible. They have to
Speaker 1: be bad dogs. Do you think that applies to children
Speaker 1: as well? Oh? Yes, probably, some assholes are born. There's
Speaker 1: some assholes that are born assholes. There are asshole babies.
Speaker 1: They're absolutely asshole babies. I do think that asshole babies
Speaker 1: can grow up to be lovely people. That's true. I'm
Speaker 1: very like nurture over nature where I'm constantly like, if
Speaker 1: I see a kid like acting out, I'm like, dude,
Speaker 1: they're fucking parents. But then it's just it's true. I
Speaker 1: have to I get reminded that it's like, no, some
Speaker 1: babies are just kind of more assholely than others. It's
Speaker 1: the respectful thing to do to hate the parents instead
Speaker 1: of the child, Like it's a little better about yourself.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it's definitely I have I have witnessed personality
Speaker 1: traits come out of my six and four year old
Speaker 1: that I don't know where the funk they're coming from,
Speaker 1: you know, like there's just yeah, the BLUEI that's where
Speaker 1: they're coming from. That fucking like awesome uppity like talk
Speaker 1: back shit. I had my four year old just like
Speaker 1: turn into like the meanest boss in the world because
Speaker 1: we're also like sleep training him because he kept coming
Speaker 1: into our bed like, so we just locked the door
Speaker 1: and he like made our night like for the past
Speaker 1: three weeks. In two horror movies where it's like I
Speaker 1: wake as I hear him like get out of his
Speaker 1: bed and he comes to our door and he just
Speaker 1: like lays into us for like twenty minutes, and he's
Speaker 1: just like, why aren't you coming to the door? Why,
Speaker 1: oh are you stupid? Oh? I get it, You're stupid.
Speaker 1: Like it was that I was like, where did you
Speaker 1: like suddenly get the personality of like a guess lighting
Speaker 1: just toxic asshole um And he's like during waking hours,
Speaker 1: a very sweet kid. But it was just the wildest
Speaker 1: thing that I was in my bed, covered my face
Speaker 1: like laughing so hard, but like I couldn't let him
Speaker 1: know that that it was like what he was doing
Speaker 1: was actually the funny thing I've ever seen. So he's
Speaker 1: like your ship parents, what is happening? Nurturing? Terrified? Get it?
Speaker 1: Like he really took on this tone that I was like,
Speaker 1: have you been watching like Glen Garry, Glenn Ross or
Speaker 1: something like? This is so strange. I don't know where
Speaker 1: it can from always be cuddling exactly, Lydia, what is
Speaker 1: something you think is overrated? Oh? Oh, that's a good question.
Speaker 1: That is a very good question. I mean, honestly, I
Speaker 1: think I might have said this on this podcast before,
Speaker 1: but I'm just feeling it, but just being back outside
Speaker 1: that phrase how people are like we're outside. We're back outside,
Speaker 1: Like we're back full into the swing of it, Like
Speaker 1: things are normal again, Like we're all we're all going
Speaker 1: out and doing things. And I've been living this really
Speaker 1: lovely life in the woods for the most part. We're like,
Speaker 1: you know, I leave for shows and I come back
Speaker 1: and it's very quiet, and it's just it's been lovely
Speaker 1: to have like a balance. And I've been in Los
Speaker 1: Angeles for four days, three days, and like the amount
Speaker 1: of planning and like needing to go from place to
Speaker 1: place and like doing things and being in several consecutive
Speaker 1: places over the course of the day as opposed to
Speaker 1: like I'm used to leaving the house once and coming
Speaker 1: home and being like, well I really did it, and
Speaker 1: I've been running around here and I No, I don't
Speaker 1: like it. I uh, I think I think it's overrated.
Speaker 1: I don't think I should be doing it. Like I
Speaker 1: literally had no plans last night and I was like
Speaker 1: so pumped to come back to the hotel room after
Speaker 1: all my meetings and be like I'm gonna order food
Speaker 1: and not leave. Ye, Like I stayed inside instead of
Speaker 1: going out to like a comedy club, you know, doing
Speaker 1: something with friends. I was like, no, I don't even
Speaker 1: want to go to the restaurant eating it. I literally
Speaker 1: want to be in my underwear eating food and watching
Speaker 1: shitty hotel TV. I feel that so hard. I mean,
Speaker 1: I never leave. I every morning, I put on sunscreen,
Speaker 1: like I'm going somewhere, you know, just like, Oh, she's cute.
Speaker 1: She's think she's gonna go outside, Like no, she's not.
Speaker 1: Maybe going to go into the yard for a second
Speaker 1: with the baby. Baby doesn't even really like walks at
Speaker 1: this point. She'll freak out at a certain point, She's like,
Speaker 1: what are we doing? Get back and side exactly so,
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna need to napper eat her ship and
Speaker 1: ten to fifteen minutes. That's literally how I feel. I
Speaker 1: feel like no, but but it's true, Like did you
Speaker 1: did you live in New York for a time at all?
Speaker 1: Like New York? Yeah, it's the ultimate that it's the ultimate,
Speaker 1: Like I've got all this time to kill I'm in
Speaker 1: the middle of Manhattan, I live an hour away from here.
Speaker 1: I've got a meeting a like for like a show
Speaker 1: at eight, and You're just like fucking buying another muffin
Speaker 1: in a coffee shop to sit there and use the
Speaker 1: WiFi for forever. It's a terrible existence. There need to
Speaker 1: be nap pods generally. I literally said that yesterday because
Speaker 1: I was in that exact situation Francesco, where I was like, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: this does not make sense. It's three pm. If I
Speaker 1: go to the hotel, I will not make it to
Speaker 1: the destination. B what do I do? And I literally
Speaker 1: was like, I don't even want coffee. I don't even
Speaker 1: want a beverage. I'm like, how to go into coffee shop?
Speaker 1: And I was like, this is where I am now.
Speaker 1: And I was like, if I could just take a nap.
Speaker 1: I want to relax. Let me go take a drink
Speaker 1: something that is basically cocaine for correct. Correct. The third
Speaker 1: time in the day, I think Tokyo had some kind
Speaker 1: of like we were all like a gast, but it
Speaker 1: was like by the hour, little like shelves you could
Speaker 1: rent to sleep in. It was like, and uh, I'm
Speaker 1: not a gast anymore. I'm like, not that makes sense.
Speaker 1: I think they're too small. They're like mini so that's terrible.
Speaker 1: You need space. But still it's it makes sense to
Speaker 1: have those in the middle of the city, especially in
Speaker 1: a in a in a country where there is like
Speaker 1: public works that's actually funded and not a you know,
Speaker 1: a joke that is like the corporate infrastructure being like,
Speaker 1: see the DMV doesn't work and therefore like nothing, we
Speaker 1: can't fund any of this. So like sure if there
Speaker 1: were napods in current day America, like they would be
Speaker 1: dirty and gross but absorb it in or something like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we talked about I. I here's what I Actually they've
Speaker 1: done a one E D on the d m V.
Speaker 1: The d m V fucking shows like they're reliable and
Speaker 1: they help me register to vote. Have you tried getting
Speaker 1: your meds recently? Have? How's your health care? How's the
Speaker 1: private insurance racket going? That ship is the real bureaucracy.
Speaker 1: D m works fine, DMV will work. Try speaking to
Speaker 1: a customer service representative for Tesla and see how how
Speaker 1: that goes for you. Yeah, that company just doesn't exist. Essentially,
Speaker 1: what is something you think is underrated? LYDIA. So this
Speaker 1: is related to my earlier thing because this is the
Speaker 1: space that I live in now, ruggables, washable rugs and
Speaker 1: maybe not the company specifically. I know there's more than
Speaker 1: one company that makes them, but a washable rug has
Speaker 1: changed my life. Like area rugs that you can put
Speaker 1: down and then you just pick them up and you
Speaker 1: put them into washer and you wash them and then
Speaker 1: you put them right back down and they're fine and
Speaker 1: they look like a normal fancy rug, but it just
Speaker 1: folds up. I have them literally all over my house now,
Speaker 1: Like I have one in my main big room, I
Speaker 1: have one in my HALLI like two in my hallway.
Speaker 1: All my my runners, my doormats for the front and
Speaker 1: the back are all washable. Like it is so incredible
Speaker 1: just to be able to like be like, oh there's
Speaker 1: a muddy spot. Oh I just spilled half a glass
Speaker 1: of red wine. Oh I dropped a meatball like anything.
Speaker 1: And I'm like it literally like I have tried to
Speaker 1: stay in this motherfucker and it has not happened yet.
Speaker 1: It is the most amazing invention. I'm convinced it's like
Speaker 1: literal sorcery, Like it's fantastic. I support that, but the
Speaker 1: pile is really thin, right, It's not like yes, yes,
Speaker 1: but you can get like a cushioned matt if you
Speaker 1: want it to be like spushier or higher like I
Speaker 1: have hardwood floors. So for me, I want that's perfect
Speaker 1: because I want something that, like my little room, but
Speaker 1: shark thing can go up and over without like tripping
Speaker 1: on like something extra plushy, and I just don't want
Speaker 1: like fur to get stuck in the plush So for me,
Speaker 1: it's just great because it's like less less hardwood that
Speaker 1: I have to like mop up or clean and just
Speaker 1: like cover it with a rug. Do whatever you want
Speaker 1: on it. I don't care. I will wash it once
Speaker 1: a week and call it a day, and it's it's
Speaker 1: just great. It's just wonderful. I keep like telling people, like,
Speaker 1: get a washable rug. Screw it, just get a washable rock.
Speaker 1: I got a way too expensive rug recently because I
Speaker 1: was so tired. I got you know, offer up is
Speaker 1: nothing but foisted stuff that sucks that you shouldn't buy.
Speaker 1: So I bought like a basically i'm gonna say, five
Speaker 1: dollar rug that was down from like from anthropology, and
Speaker 1: of course didn't read the reviews. The ship's sheds everywhere,
Speaker 1: it's way too long, it's disgusting. I'm allergic to it,
Speaker 1: and now I'm fucking stuck with it. Because offer up
Speaker 1: is foisted stuff. It's stuff that's bad. And so for me,
Speaker 1: I'm like, yes, these these rugs looking at very affordable.
Speaker 1: I just threw it down for like a more expensive
Speaker 1: one because I think that the answer is always spring.
Speaker 1: Try to spring for the more expensive thing because it'll
Speaker 1: last you don't try, you know what I mean. I've
Speaker 1: gotten screwed so many times. You've been like, I'm getting
Speaker 1: a deal, I'm getting a thing the blank off like
Speaker 1: you no, no, no, You're getting foisted a bad rug. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't like those resell sites either, because it's like
Speaker 1: they don't want this for a reason. Yeah, there's a
Speaker 1: legit reason why they don't want it, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. It's not just like nobody with like money
Speaker 1: who has nice things. It's like, oh, I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: be nice and just give my No, that's a myth,
Speaker 1: Like that's that's one thousand percent on a myth. I
Speaker 1: feel like the ease of washing things is really like
Speaker 1: the main thing with those really expensive blenders is what
Speaker 1: the vitamics Like. Have you have you ever had as
Speaker 1: a new trims? Yeah, I have a I have a
Speaker 1: ninja ninja? Are they like super easy to you just
Speaker 1: like rinse them out, Mike is super easy. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: like that. I feel like that's the main innovation of
Speaker 1: that that people don't like really talk about. And that's
Speaker 1: also the thing with like a bunch of those fancy pans,
Speaker 1: like the hour Place pans and stuff like that, Like
Speaker 1: you can just rinse them like it's you know, those
Speaker 1: pans do not last, that enamel coating in the inside.
Speaker 1: Like I got a couple of them and I loved it,
Speaker 1: and then it's like a year and a half later,
Speaker 1: I just literally just decommissioned them, and I was like,
Speaker 1: well your ship now, you know. I just bought some
Speaker 1: some other fancy pants that are supposed to be quite popular.
Speaker 1: So we'll see how those go. Okay, Mrs fancy pans,
Speaker 1: fancy fans, call me fancy fans. But these of watching
Speaker 1: something I feel like like phones that we we need
Speaker 1: phones that are easy to wash, like like we though,
Speaker 1: but like they're so gross. It's called an ultrasonic box.
Speaker 1: Throw it in there that it just blasted with ultra
Speaker 1: violet light. Yeah yeah, alright, get him in there. Should
Speaker 1: we take a quick break and then come back and
Speaker 1: talk about some news? Yeah, fuck it, let's do it.
Speaker 1: Let's go, and we're back. And Mike Pence has been
Speaker 1: subpoenaed by the special counsel investigating Trump's attempts to overthrow
Speaker 1: the government, I guess, and experts are calling him a
Speaker 1: potential key witness in the case. And he I feel
Speaker 1: like when I any any time I imagine him, I
Speaker 1: just go back to that moment where he is between
Speaker 1: Trump and Nancy Pelosi and just trying to like jamming
Speaker 1: his eyes closed, trying to teleport himself out of the moment,
Speaker 1: just being like, God, don't just let me let this
Speaker 1: be over. I feel like that's what where he is
Speaker 1: all the time. He's is constantly reciting the Lord's Prayer, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that that's the face that he gives. Yeah. I mean,
Speaker 1: he's trying to run for president for that and would
Speaker 1: need the support of a demographic that was openly trying
Speaker 1: to kill him very recently, and so Pence's team have
Speaker 1: been talking with the DJ about holding a voluntary interview,
Speaker 1: but those talks apparently broke down, hence the subpoena. And
Speaker 1: I just I feel like he probably knows some ship
Speaker 1: is trying to hide that ship because he doesn't want
Speaker 1: to be revealed as the person who brought down Trump
Speaker 1: because Trump supporters like fairly recently tried to murder him
Speaker 1: in public. Yes, And and he's like kind of like
Speaker 1: how does he And he's like, look, if I don't
Speaker 1: keep my promises, my neck is real snapp able. It
Speaker 1: is like you could totally hang me. You know, there's
Speaker 1: a million ways you could kill me, but until then,
Speaker 1: vote for me. Like that's gonna be his bid. I
Speaker 1: think there's also something going on like during Trump's administration there,
Speaker 1: he Pence was always the billionaire pick. He was always
Speaker 1: like the Koch Brothers boy. He was always like he
Speaker 1: always heard behind the scenes, like he was ready to
Speaker 1: step in and like he was meeting with all the
Speaker 1: donors and he was. And I think, like that's what's
Speaker 1: going on here, is that he is. I'm sure it's
Speaker 1: going to switch if it hasn't already to de Santis.
Speaker 1: But there's just something about the billionaire class that wants
Speaker 1: Mike Pence to be the president because he's so spineless,
Speaker 1: like almost a medical scientific miracle, how spineless he is.
Speaker 1: And just here an earthworm in a suit. Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: just worming around. Yeah, And so I think I think
Speaker 1: that that's why we keep here ring about him and
Speaker 1: why he thinks. I don't know if he even believes
Speaker 1: really deep down that he could win, but there's a
Speaker 1: lot of money riding on it. It's just so funny,
Speaker 1: the cowardice, right, like you see at least de Santis,
Speaker 1: who I think will absolutely just implode going up against
Speaker 1: Trump because he can't. He won't. Everyone's still scared to
Speaker 1: go against Trump. But De Santis is just like he's
Speaker 1: like a little leaf that's just in a wind, and
Speaker 1: he's like, oh please, little gust, like take me to
Speaker 1: where I need to go. Lord is my shepherd. I
Speaker 1: shall not want Like he's just waiting for like the
Speaker 1: cues on how to play every single you know thing
Speaker 1: to his advantage or not. But but until then, he's
Speaker 1: not gonna like take any kind of stand. So he
Speaker 1: won't condemn Donald Trump. He won't say Donald Trump legitimate
Speaker 1: legitimately lost the election. He won't. He will not come
Speaker 1: out on any side of anything. He just wants the
Speaker 1: Lord as a shepherd to guide him into a White House.
Speaker 1: And that's not gonna fly. It's not gonna happen like that.
Speaker 1: And so I mean, one thing I think about all
Speaker 1: these stupid classified documents is like they're way too many
Speaker 1: classified documents. Generally, like work over classifying everything. That doesn't
Speaker 1: mean yeah, throw it to the fucking blogs that everyone
Speaker 1: should watch and read everything. No, no, no, it just
Speaker 1: means like, clearly, you know how many more people have
Speaker 1: classified documents in their homes right now, in their third
Speaker 1: homes as fucking congress people. A lot of them. So
Speaker 1: you know, I've been reading about you know, David Dan
Speaker 1: of The American Prospect wrote this whole thing about like, actually,
Speaker 1: we've been over classifying things for decades. So it's just
Speaker 1: a it's an endless tip for tat story. But it
Speaker 1: is interesting in terms of maybe he does have stuff
Speaker 1: that's like remember the alternate slate of electors that was
Speaker 1: supposed to be handed to him the day he was
Speaker 1: going to confirm the election results. Does he have those?
Speaker 1: Where are they? Was there an alternate plan? Who's the
Speaker 1: who's the Trump's lawyer, I'm blanking on his name, who
Speaker 1: basically came up with the alternate state of electors? Like
Speaker 1: you know, there was a lot of like this is
Speaker 1: our secret plan, Dothy, We've we've sprayed it with perfew.
Speaker 1: It's cool, water smells great, and we're gonna win, you know,
Speaker 1: like you you know, there's some ship that probably should
Speaker 1: get like glued back together at this point from you know,
Speaker 1: from the Shredder that it went through, right, So the
Speaker 1: the FBI began a consensual search of his house. But
Speaker 1: that so he's trying to portray it as him him
Speaker 1: being more like Biden, where he's just like, yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: let him in. But there was apparently rising tension between
Speaker 1: Pence and the d J, specifically over the discussion about
Speaker 1: searching his house. Pence's team even accused the Justice Department
Speaker 1: of leaking details of appending search to the press in
Speaker 1: order to pressure him into cooperating. But I do go
Speaker 1: back to I don't think anyone actually gives a ship
Speaker 1: about five documents in anyone's house other than Trump's. Trump,
Speaker 1: it makes sense that it would be a problem because
Speaker 1: it like you could actually see him trying to trade
Speaker 1: state secrets for like preferential text treatment in Dubai or
Speaker 1: something like that. You know, like he he has that
Speaker 1: vibe and like I don't. I don't think anyone thinks
Speaker 1: Pence or Biden or any of these people is so,
Speaker 1: but it's just this logic trap that the mainstream media
Speaker 1: has fallen into that they're like, well, if we treated
Speaker 1: it seriously with Trump, you must treat it seriously with them,
Speaker 1: And it's like, oh god, that's that's absolutely bull. Like
Speaker 1: nobody is worried that Pence is like engaging in like spycraft.
Speaker 1: Trump already showed the information that we know he's already
Speaker 1: like made good on that if the deals done, and
Speaker 1: so yeah, you've got MPR being like, um, is it
Speaker 1: fair that the former vice president Biden did keep the
Speaker 1: just like shut the funk up because Trump we know,
Speaker 1: and like I hate to say this, like, oh I
Speaker 1: don't care because it's my boy, but By is not
Speaker 1: my boy, but does not anybody's boy sucks and sucks.
Speaker 1: I'm not worried about either of them having cost by documents. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh god, I just have to say. One of the
Speaker 1: lawyers who talked about the alternate State of electors, if
Speaker 1: you guys forgot his name, Kenneth Cheesebro Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's rough one bro. What he walks into a law firm.
Speaker 1: They're like, it's like when someone named like Luke checks
Speaker 1: into a basketball game and everyone's like, uh, cheese, what's
Speaker 1: up from? I forget? Can I just say the rating
Speaker 1: like Pence. The reason Pence isn't what his home rated
Speaker 1: it is because you know, they don't. He doesn't want
Speaker 1: anyone to find out his like little SNM dungeon with
Speaker 1: like weird pictures of like Mary Magdalen looking real fly
Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, Like I was gonna say, he definitely
Speaker 1: strikes me as a dude that would have a basement
Speaker 1: full of like kneelers with nails in them, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, like that kind of like alright, dude,
Speaker 1: nail is a design feature, not a bug. Yes, one
Speaker 1: thousand percent. Where he's like I need to kneel and
Speaker 1: look at her and break oh god. Yeah yeah. It's
Speaker 1: some opus day weird aship m and a little bit
Speaker 1: of p yeah exactly. And a place to bleach your eyebrows.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, No, no one's asking what's in the eyebrow bleach? Alright,
Speaker 1: let's talk about this list. We talked about it last week.
Speaker 1: It's just a fun list to return to. These are
Speaker 1: new bits of social etiquette that New York Magazine is suggesting.
Speaker 1: Is it perfect? No? Is it elitist? Well? I'll tell
Speaker 1: you that. The very first rule is you don't have
Speaker 1: to read everyone's book. We can't be expected to spend
Speaker 1: all our time at tabolizing content by friends or friends
Speaker 1: of friends, like, so a way to start with one
Speaker 1: everyone can relate to. You know, all of my friends
Speaker 1: have books. Everyone it's just a written a memoir and
Speaker 1: I had just gotten around, Oh my god, that's but
Speaker 1: there's also good stuff, like there's good stuff in there,
Speaker 1: like they're there are hundreds of these and that there's
Speaker 1: some good stuff. That we talked last week about one
Speaker 1: that was never tell anyone who you think they look like?
Speaker 1: That weird. It's just weird. It's yeah, it's both weird.
Speaker 1: It's bad for anyone who's doing the you know who
Speaker 1: you look like that you're about to say something that
Speaker 1: is gonna fuck you, like funk that person up or whatever.
Speaker 1: But it's so it's so revealing that it's always interesting,
Speaker 1: Like I do want to know what they're gonna say.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna like it, but I desperately want to
Speaker 1: know what the fun they're gonna say. That's why I
Speaker 1: always like, as someone who's mixed, like it's so funny
Speaker 1: because ethnicity really is in the eye of the beholder.
Speaker 1: People won't tag you be like, dude, this your doppelganger.
Speaker 1: You're like, what are you world? But that being said, Jack,
Speaker 1: you dook, you do look like el Chappo's son. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Oh yeah, that's this came up. I did
Speaker 1: not talk about that, but yeah, you pointed out on
Speaker 1: Twitter that I do look a little like el chappo son.
Speaker 1: Who I was like, yeah, I will take that. He
Speaker 1: is hot and very young guy. Yeah, he's hot, dangerous young,
Speaker 1: all that grape rows. I'm gonna have to I'm gonna
Speaker 1: have to do a Google. I've never seen it. Looks
Speaker 1: like google that, but it's just funny. Like as a
Speaker 1: fat person, I get. I mean, I've gotten Chrissie mets Um.
Speaker 1: This is us like twice since I've lived in natural
Speaker 1: and I could not look anything less like her other
Speaker 1: than we're both fat women. Like where I'm like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, what that's anything like her? Nothing like not
Speaker 1: a stip. Like we don't dress similarly. Our styles are
Speaker 1: not the same. We don't have the same hair color,
Speaker 1: we don't have the same eye color. The only thing
Speaker 1: we have is big, round bodies with big round heads,
Speaker 1: Like that's literally it her makeups fly. I feel like
Speaker 1: like that's it just don't look alike, right, and like
Speaker 1: what yeah, but people, people are really reflective, reflectively go
Speaker 1: to that a lot. I talked about how I got
Speaker 1: Walton Goggins one time and it ruined my days. I
Speaker 1: don't think that is very funny actor from Vice Vice
Speaker 1: Principles And did you just look him up? Yeah, Waldon
Speaker 1: Goggins is early man Like look at this moment, it's
Speaker 1: like he's got chro magnum. Yeah, here's some news so
Speaker 1: that those are the ones we talked about last week.
Speaker 1: Some some new new rules, because that's what they would
Speaker 1: have called it. If Bill maherhud one to pick up
Speaker 1: the phone, what's that? I said it? Were you going
Speaker 1: to break into? One? Don't pick up the phone? So
Speaker 1: one is don't post r i P s for celebrities
Speaker 1: unless David Crosby was your actual uncle refrain. I think
Speaker 1: this is true if you're just posting a picture and
Speaker 1: being like, oh man, r I P. That said. I
Speaker 1: love a celebrity story, like and I feel like you
Speaker 1: get true and like wild stories about celebrities like behaving
Speaker 1: badly when they die or behaving like awesomely when they die,
Speaker 1: so I will allow a personal anecdote about said celebrity
Speaker 1: when the celebrity does personally what are you guys this thought?
Speaker 1: I'm with you on that. I think if you have
Speaker 1: a personal connection of some sort and it's to a
Speaker 1: degree that you feel compelled to do that, you know,
Speaker 1: and you've got, like you said, you've got some sort
Speaker 1: of anecdote or some sort of you know, relevance or
Speaker 1: an interesting sort of take, I think that that's fine.
Speaker 1: I do think it's weird when people post videos of
Speaker 1: like crying or like, you know what I mean, where
Speaker 1: they're like in tears and it's like you've never met
Speaker 1: that person, you don't know them, they don't know you.
Speaker 1: Like you've got to calm down, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Just handle that, processing whatever you need to do. But
Speaker 1: I don't want to involve the rest of us. But
Speaker 1: it's it's also be held in. You should are not
Speaker 1: held in. You should cry and do whatever you need
Speaker 1: to do, but it's you should also be embarrassed by
Speaker 1: that and not posted on main one thousand percent. I
Speaker 1: think it's weird to cry when some celebrity dies. Generally,
Speaker 1: but then I have to maybe admit something that's gonna
Speaker 1: get me a lot of hate. I think the closest
Speaker 1: I was like crying when a celebrity died. Call him
Speaker 1: a celebrity, call him a twenty one century socialist. When
Speaker 1: Hugo Chavez died, it sucked me up, you know, as
Speaker 1: a socialist, as someone who's like you know, believes in
Speaker 1: the Latin American left. Yes, he wasn't perfect, but reduced
Speaker 1: poverty by in that country, extreme poverty. It sucked me
Speaker 1: up that he died. Slash was given cancer by the CIA.
Speaker 1: Obs um No. But here's the thing. Here's what I
Speaker 1: don't like about posting our I p s of celebrities.
Speaker 1: It always makes me feel guilty that I didn't like
Speaker 1: that celebrity harder, so I retroactively try to be cool
Speaker 1: and be like totally I knew blankety black, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, Like, I'm not just googling them now
Speaker 1: and ordering their books. Yeah, another elitist one. You and
Speaker 1: Bobby de Niro may go way back, but to everyone else,
Speaker 1: he's Robert. This is true. This always makes me hate
Speaker 1: the celebrity a little bit, But it's also like a
Speaker 1: fun way like I think celebrities should keep doing it
Speaker 1: because it reminds us that they're not like us and
Speaker 1: they're trash. But it like, who is the intended audience
Speaker 1: of this article? Like that that was like this one?
Speaker 1: Is this just for like James Marsden, like the it's
Speaker 1: a very random thing, like this person must have been
Speaker 1: like around some real d bags that are just like
Speaker 1: referring to like are they just like randomly referring to Bobby?
Speaker 1: Oh no, Bobby who oh de Niro? Did you know Bobby?
Speaker 1: Like how is this? How often is this happening? That
Speaker 1: this made this article the Times editors and they assumed
Speaker 1: the rest of us. I guess he was like one
Speaker 1: dinner that he felt on the out of and he
Speaker 1: was like, you know what rules Like that's what. It
Speaker 1: also feels kind of like a troll. Like I've read
Speaker 1: all of these. I feel like some of them are
Speaker 1: pretty satirical. Like one of them is like, don't wake
Speaker 1: up your partner ever. Ever, if you think there's an intruder,
Speaker 1: work it out, deal with it. Is like yeah, which
Speaker 1: is true because I always think there's an intruder and
Speaker 1: there definitely is not, but maybe there is. And I
Speaker 1: have woken up my partner, but like, oh, I'm not
Speaker 1: supposed to use partner unless quote you want to get
Speaker 1: something out of it, according to him, which is like
Speaker 1: straight people can't use partner unless it's like there's an
Speaker 1: angle to which I'm like, that's terrible. That's that's super terrible.
Speaker 1: Like I take such umbrage with that because like I'm
Speaker 1: a forty five year old woman, I don't have a
Speaker 1: boyfriend one of my sixteen Like that's just ridiculous, like
Speaker 1: that is. And also like as women, I think in general,
Speaker 1: women are more comfortable using the word boyfriend, like whether
Speaker 1: we're two or one, we will use that because it's
Speaker 1: like we want to say we have one. But like
Speaker 1: men have been avoiding the word girlfriend forever like there's
Speaker 1: nothing like my friend, like and then as they get older,
Speaker 1: it just gets worse, like some fifty year old man's like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is my lady friend, where it's like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: get it, broke, you still fuck, Like you know why
Speaker 1: do you partners? Fine? Part nor is the best word.
Speaker 1: That's who that person is. It is your partner in life. Like,
Speaker 1: but I've also been on the other side where I've
Speaker 1: said partner people like oh what does she do? And
Speaker 1: I'm like, uh, excuse me, how do you not know that? What?
Speaker 1: Like just to assume that I am gay because I
Speaker 1: use that, you know, not that there's anything wrong with that,
Speaker 1: but it's like, it's just it's so silly to me,
Speaker 1: like what an antiquated version and that we're still hung
Speaker 1: up on this if you're not married that like you
Speaker 1: can't use long enough. It's not long enough. It's it
Speaker 1: should be normalized and without and it can be open
Speaker 1: whether you know that person same sex or not. It
Speaker 1: should just And also, if there's an intruder in my house,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna have to wake up because he's gonna
Speaker 1: be awakened. That person is gonna have a fucking gun
Speaker 1: in their face. So I don't like not in my house.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Like I've got cameras, I got things for
Speaker 1: a reason, and if I get up first, they're gonna
Speaker 1: have two guns in their face like that, it's gonna
Speaker 1: be both of us. But if they tracked mud in
Speaker 1: the house, you will pop that rug right in the
Speaker 1: washer and be fine. That's what I'm saying. Shoot someone,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Get rid of that body,
Speaker 1: Dig a hole, let that ruck. It's just because you know,
Speaker 1: anything wrong with just because you wanna you know, it's
Speaker 1: a it's a hassle to bring the police in and stuff,
Speaker 1: and you're self sufficient exactly all right. One that I
Speaker 1: wanna induct into the like these need to be absolute
Speaker 1: rules for everyone. The other two where the celebrity lookalikes
Speaker 1: and also white people only get to pronounce fifty cent
Speaker 1: like I just did, they don't get to do that
Speaker 1: is the other. Yeah, I think those are two rules
Speaker 1: that need to be everybody needs to agree on that.
Speaker 1: I think this one, why are we still talking about?
Speaker 1: Like why is that? Like? Who? Who are these these
Speaker 1: allegiance of people that are still I say, never stop
Speaker 1: talking about fifty cent? What about flow right up? How?
Speaker 1: How how can how how do we treat that one?
Speaker 1: I think just insist on pronouncing it Florida and uh
Speaker 1: just own just steer into the whiteness and irrelevance. Florida,
Speaker 1: Florida was a wonderful rapper with a terrible hairline. That's
Speaker 1: right for group dinners. This this isn't even funny. This
Speaker 1: is just one that I want to add to the
Speaker 1: you know, the ten commandments for group dinners with friends
Speaker 1: always split the bill evenly. But if you're drinking and
Speaker 1: I'm not offered to pay the entire tip, yes, yes, perfect, yes,
Speaker 1: consense the itemizing of it and like being le let
Speaker 1: me see you just just leads to chaos. And then yes,
Speaker 1: people who don't drink, it's it's not fun to really
Speaker 1: not fun to pay for other people's alcohol. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think that's not great. It's not the end of
Speaker 1: the world. But like it's it's a very courteous thing
Speaker 1: to do to be like, hey, since you didn't drink,
Speaker 1: you I'll pay for the tip anyway. But but you
Speaker 1: have but you can't, like you have to offer if
Speaker 1: you're the one who didn't drink, how do you ride that?
Speaker 1: It's very difficult. Also another one, I just want to induct.
Speaker 1: Saw someone shoplifting, No you didn't agree with that, Yeah,
Speaker 1: shut up anything in general that is a crime against
Speaker 1: a piece of property. Shut the funk up. Okay, that's
Speaker 1: not that's not a person, So you can really Also,
Speaker 1: saw someone digging in the trash, Just let it go,
Speaker 1: let you in your it's fine, it's fine, it's trash.
Speaker 1: You put it there. Unless they're like clearly a ci age,
Speaker 1: in which case you might want to just introduce your yes,
Speaker 1: thank you. C All right, let's take a quick break.
Speaker 1: We'll come back, we'll talk about Titanic, and we're back,
Speaker 1: and we got more rules to discuss. Sorry, because this one,
Speaker 1: this one's tricky and it kind of ties into this episode.
Speaker 1: Don't talk about your baby. So the spirit of this
Speaker 1: because there's an entire rite up for this one. It's
Speaker 1: not like the one that was just wink more or
Speaker 1: always wink was one of them with no explanation. It
Speaker 1: was like my friend, this one someone's grandpa. Right, So
Speaker 1: this one is all about like you have like single
Speaker 1: friends they're like, oh my god, like what's it, Like,
Speaker 1: how's your baby? And people just being like it's fine,
Speaker 1: you know, like being like I hate it. It's the worst.
Speaker 1: I think you can be fine. Two, like be honest
Speaker 1: about you just don't be like overwhelmingly negative about the
Speaker 1: parenting thing. Unless it is a way to cling as
Speaker 1: a new mom. It is a way to cling to
Speaker 1: your old self or like chalk up your old self
Speaker 1: as someone who was more social and cooler than you
Speaker 1: actually were when you lee were had mom energy and
Speaker 1: dad energy before you had a kid, and you do
Speaker 1: love your kid, but it's it's like it's this weird overcompensation,
Speaker 1: and it's also assuming that the person doesn't want to
Speaker 1: hear about your baby. I can tell you right now,
Speaker 1: it's very clear which people want to like and would
Speaker 1: be receptive or even think babies are cute, and which
Speaker 1: people are absolutely not so like exactly, so you kind
Speaker 1: of like, as a parent, you kind of have to
Speaker 1: like walk that line. I don't know. I guess I
Speaker 1: get this one and I don't get this one at
Speaker 1: the same time. It's just it can't be a rule.
Speaker 1: Can I'm sorry, we cannot induct this one. I'm sorry
Speaker 1: New York Magazine. I know you lobbied hard for this one.
Speaker 1: We will not be inducting this one ever. It's got
Speaker 1: the Pete Rose band because it's it's just written from
Speaker 1: one very specific person's perspective who wants to hear about
Speaker 1: one very specific friend. Like you can just tell some
Speaker 1: of these are just working through a bad dinner that
Speaker 1: they had, and like I've had a bad dinner with
Speaker 1: Pete like before had kids with parents, like two parents
Speaker 1: who only talked about their kids, complete with doing the
Speaker 1: voice of the kid. And it was. It was a lot.
Speaker 1: It was like talking no, no, it was the opposite,
Speaker 1: and it was I mean not the opposite. They weren't
Speaker 1: like bragging, but they were like telling stories. They were
Speaker 1: like would be cute if I had been there right
Speaker 1: when the kid did it. But it is, And it's
Speaker 1: definitely like something that like if it happened with my kids,
Speaker 1: I would, like, you know, excitedly tell my wife when
Speaker 1: she got home, you know, but I would. It's to
Speaker 1: assume that level of interest. Emotional honesty is great. I
Speaker 1: think that's the overall point, is like emotional honesty, like
Speaker 1: you wanna if if it's hard, like go into detail
Speaker 1: about that, don't just be like, uh, don't even get
Speaker 1: me started on my kid and move move along. Like
Speaker 1: don't don't let parenting be an opportunity to shut out
Speaker 1: your friends who aren't parenting. Just use be do do
Speaker 1: the hard work of digging deep and and expressing your emotions.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's somebody who doesn't have cho When I
Speaker 1: asked people like hey, like how's your kid, or like
Speaker 1: how's new mom life or whatever going, like I do
Speaker 1: generally want to know the answer, but I also I
Speaker 1: sort of delight when they talk ship because I'm like,
Speaker 1: you know, that was a mistake, and you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Yeah, it also reminds me that I made
Speaker 1: a good choice where I'm just like, oh god, like
Speaker 1: I brought it up and I just bummed them out.
Speaker 1: Like I think it might be a better rule, which is,
Speaker 1: don't ask your friends with kids how their kids are.
Speaker 1: Ask them how they're doing, How how are you doing,
Speaker 1: How's how's life? Like most parents I know are overwhelmed
Speaker 1: or they're fine with it because they're old enough, but
Speaker 1: like they're out because they don't want to talk about
Speaker 1: their kids. And people feel obligated to bring it up.
Speaker 1: Or it's like you said, you know, jackets to people
Speaker 1: that are like to tell you everything that happening great
Speaker 1: to you know, like oh well what's school? It's like
Speaker 1: not that's for you and your husband or your wife,
Speaker 1: for your partner or whomever you made that child with.
Speaker 1: That's that's for you. Guys. Just tell me they're fine
Speaker 1: and let's keep it moving, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: like moving? Yeah, read the room, but do refer to
Speaker 1: Robert de Niro's body. But I do think it's an
Speaker 1: interesting like I think people need like like in the
Speaker 1: Brazilian Truscaria is like a red or green in terms
Speaker 1: of are they cool with talking about kids or not?
Speaker 1: Because I totally because I try to also remember remind
Speaker 1: my like friends who are in the fertility struggle and
Speaker 1: that is very real around my age, like like you
Speaker 1: might not want this, you know what I mean, Like,
Speaker 1: don't mean like I support you obviously want all the things.
Speaker 1: And yes, and I know it can be funked up
Speaker 1: to say, like, don't tell me what I don't want,
Speaker 1: but I'm just like newborns are fucking it's way too
Speaker 1: much work. But to your point to like it just
Speaker 1: might be like crappy if you've been trying and trying
Speaker 1: and trying to hear people talking about kids and it's
Speaker 1: like you're happy to go to your friends and now
Speaker 1: they're all talking about kids, Like great, Now I feel
Speaker 1: more on the outside than I've ever felt before, Like
Speaker 1: how devastating, Like that would be terrible. Yes, yes, it's
Speaker 1: definitely not me, but you're You've got a whole fam
Speaker 1: of furries. Ye I've I've made worst decisions. All right, Well,
Speaker 1: I want to talk about my friend, uh Jim Cameron,
Speaker 1: who made the film Titanic. Wow, not learning your lesson?
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? What does he go by?
Speaker 1: Oh James, I guess so Jimmy. It's just so formal.
Speaker 1: You know him as Jimmy. I know jim, I just
Speaker 1: know him as Jim But he has brought Titanic back
Speaker 1: to capitalize on Valentine's Day. I did not realize this.
Speaker 1: The biggest day in the history of Titanic at the
Speaker 1: box office was Valentine's Day out. Then yeah, it came
Speaker 1: out on Christmas. I remember this? Do you guys remember?
Speaker 1: Like I, I've always cared about box office and like
Speaker 1: how movies are being received and ship like that, and
Speaker 1: I why do you care out? It's just always been
Speaker 1: like I've always checked the box office since I was
Speaker 1: like a kid like that, and like also been doing
Speaker 1: like even before Rotten Tomatoes. I was always like checking
Speaker 1: what the critical consensus was because I'm I don't know,
Speaker 1: there's something broken in me. But when Titans imagining like
Speaker 1: a ten year old Jack, just like I cannot believe
Speaker 1: the Transformers did not break five mill five mil. But
Speaker 1: like Bill, I don't come on Transformers killing it. I
Speaker 1: don't look at the numbers. Chat I don't look at
Speaker 1: the numbers clearly, So twenty five year anniversary of the
Speaker 1: biggest day, biggest box office in titan A history and
Speaker 1: years I feel so old. So they're dropping the three
Speaker 1: D version on our ass again. Three D Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: they did a three D version about a decade ago
Speaker 1: that I didn't remember, but apparently when Kate Winslet's tips
Speaker 1: look even. But it made sixty million the last time
Speaker 1: they put it out in three D, and this time
Speaker 1: I think just hoping to capitalize on slow box office,
Speaker 1: not a lot of movies being released. We're talking theater release,
Speaker 1: theater release. Mike's Last Dance. Oh that's what, y what
Speaker 1: it was poking into me as I'm watching it in
Speaker 1: the theater. I think you spend the whole day in
Speaker 1: the theater. You go from Avatar to to Titanic to
Speaker 1: Magic Mike's Last Dance. That is just like, just do
Speaker 1: it like we did when we were fourteen. Sneak between
Speaker 1: them and your but will be a literal square. Yeah. Actually,
Speaker 1: just bring some lumbar support, you know, bring your own cushions,
Speaker 1: bring your own snacks, bring a whole lunch, pay for
Speaker 1: the cheap seats down front at the movie theater because
Speaker 1: now those are cheaper than the middle of the normal seats.
Speaker 1: Isn't Biden going to stop that? Biden said, junk built
Speaker 1: junk fees. We're getting rid of junk fees. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: a junk fee. Joseph Joey Joey. Yeah. Then you can
Speaker 1: just like do some some squats and ship if you
Speaker 1: if you want to, if you're doing a full day,
Speaker 1: you know, just walk the eyes while you're sitting. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: But this is I'm assuming this is going to bring
Speaker 1: up one of my favorite Internet phenomena, which is young
Speaker 1: people being like, yo, Titanic is based on a true story,
Speaker 1: are you serious? Which I remember like seeing that in
Speaker 1: two thousand, like the last time that it was re
Speaker 1: released with younger millennials, and I'm sure we'll see it
Speaker 1: again with gen Z. Is this like like that Paul
Speaker 1: McCartney is like, he's real good for like an old guy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they can sign him. So. I don't know if you
Speaker 1: guys have ever been to one. I think there's actually
Speaker 1: more than one, but in Pigeon Forge there is an actual,
Speaker 1: I don't know what to call it. It's a Titanic
Speaker 1: like museum. Slash experience. So it's basically like the whole
Speaker 1: building looks literally looks like the Titanic drowning. There is
Speaker 1: a fake iceberg and water shooting out of the iceberg,
Speaker 1: and the whole thing is like you get onto the
Speaker 1: boat and then they take you around inside and they
Speaker 1: have pictures from the Titanic like explaining that, like how
Speaker 1: the Titanic drowned, and like you kind of slay like
Speaker 1: the boat like shakes and stuff. It's incredibly weird. But
Speaker 1: when I was there, we went and did it because
Speaker 1: I was like I need to know. I need to
Speaker 1: know what's going on in here. This is the most
Speaker 1: buzz are thing I've ever seen of like an attraction,
Speaker 1: that's what. That was the word I was looking for earlier.
Speaker 1: But when I was in there, there was a kid
Speaker 1: in there that literally had that epiphany. It was like,
Speaker 1: oh wow, they made a whole like attraction, like there's
Speaker 1: a whole park based on the movie. And then like
Speaker 1: the parent was trying to explain to the child that
Speaker 1: it wasn't a real thing, and then the kid put
Speaker 1: it all together and was like, so we're here celebrating
Speaker 1: how people died. And I was like, there you go, kid,
Speaker 1: this was a tragedy in a very luxurious and romantic way.
Speaker 1: They He's like, why do people get on the boat
Speaker 1: if they knew what was going to crash? And I
Speaker 1: was like, another great question. I don't think they knew.
Speaker 1: But this is why though I feel like kids generally
Speaker 1: need more dry, twenty minute documentary PBS documentaries in their lives,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like like we need to
Speaker 1: watch more Nova, like I I want to raise my
Speaker 1: kid on those documentaries, or like I used to watch
Speaker 1: a documentary about castles over and over again when I
Speaker 1: was little, and I like learned a lot about something
Speaker 1: that isn't like I must care about a romance in
Speaker 1: order to care about this, you know, this piece of history,
Speaker 1: but also done in a way that is for kind
Speaker 1: of like smooth brained people I eat children as well,
Speaker 1: you know, like there's gotta be we gotta split the
Speaker 1: difference because it's true that like, after watching Titanic, you
Speaker 1: think Titanic is just about a woman named Rose and
Speaker 1: a guy named Jack, and like it should every movie
Speaker 1: should end with like the way Spike Lead does, where
Speaker 1: it's like, here's this fictional story kind of and then
Speaker 1: he ends with like, actually it's really real picture, kid, Yeah,
Speaker 1: because I don't think Titanic is like based on a
Speaker 1: true story at the at the beginning, maybe maybe it is,
Speaker 1: but yeah, I just had the realization because I was
Speaker 1: reading a book with my kids last night that was
Speaker 1: about like skyscraper construction and steal beings, like how you
Speaker 1: put those together, and I was like, oh, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: have to tell them about nine eleven at some point
Speaker 1: before so they don't learn about it on the internet
Speaker 1: and you get truth. I'm like, oh no, yeah, I
Speaker 1: need to need to like figure out how I'm going
Speaker 1: to tell my six Are you going to tell them? Though? Like,
Speaker 1: what's the what's the rehearsal? I feel it's like, so
Speaker 1: there is some controversy. Um, I'm not gone I should
Speaker 1: from the model that Daddy created here for you, honey,
Speaker 1: that Jed Field cannot melt these here. Let's just I'm
Speaker 1: gonna light it on fire. Yeah, and George Bush did, dude,
Speaker 1: but we're we don't talk about that impolite company son.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I don't know. It's I love Titanic. Titanic
Speaker 1: just scratches that itch for me, like I it definitely
Speaker 1: came out in my Leo phase. You know, I bald
Speaker 1: at Romeo and Juliette in the theater bald. My friends
Speaker 1: and I had a contest who could ball loud or
Speaker 1: at the end of that movie. Then Titanic comes out,
Speaker 1: They're like, I think I saw it in like the
Speaker 1: frontiest row, which would be the cheap seats now in
Speaker 1: the corner, and just lapped up every single moment. I
Speaker 1: probably saw multiple times in the theater, but I don't
Speaker 1: remember what an epic. I mean, James Cameron is a
Speaker 1: piece of ship. He left his wife for the young
Speaker 1: hot actress, the granddaughter or whatever, remember that, Yeah, did
Speaker 1: he leave bigelow for her? I don't know, kath Anyway,
Speaker 1: it's fine, Jimmy and I will talk about it later, truly,
Speaker 1: but yeah, Well, so it came out when I was
Speaker 1: in high school, and you know, Leonardo Dicabrio's name in
Speaker 1: that is Jack, So that was beneficial to me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was in college, and so I waited for it
Speaker 1: to come on a video tape and I went down
Speaker 1: to the good old Blockbuster. It came out to VHS
Speaker 1: tapes because so long, and I remember watching it in
Speaker 1: my little like studio apartment. I had one of those
Speaker 1: TVs that was a TV in a VCR and the
Speaker 1: same thing, you know what I mean, maybe yeah, maybe
Speaker 1: maybe nineteen inches if I was lucky, realistically, was probably twelve.
Speaker 1: It was a very small TV, and I remember watching
Speaker 1: it and just like, was so fucking bored. Was just like,
Speaker 1: this is the most boring. I'm like, when the funk
Speaker 1: is this boat in a tank? Because if I have
Speaker 1: to see one more like longing loving, look like I
Speaker 1: am the I hate romantic movies. Like I'm not big
Speaker 1: on romance. I'm very practical, Like if it happens organically,
Speaker 1: I'm with it, but like, you're not going to get
Speaker 1: me with a romantic like anything. I hated that movie.
Speaker 1: I never put in the second tape. To be honest
Speaker 1: with you, I've never watched the whole thing from starting
Speaker 1: to finish. I watched the first side and was like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: the boat stinks. I get it, all right. Someone ends
Speaker 1: up like never watched the Child. You gotta watch it
Speaker 1: just for Billy Zanes line, you know, I think the yeah,
Speaker 1: you should just fast forward to the part where the
Speaker 1: boat starts. At one point, a guy falls off the
Speaker 1: boat when it's like all the way it tipped over
Speaker 1: and then like hits his head on like a thing
Speaker 1: and just like starts spinning. Like it's like one of
Speaker 1: the coolest moments of violence in any movie. And it
Speaker 1: just like hidden in an hour, two hours, two hours
Speaker 1: and minutes into this like romantic epic. Well, the best
Speaker 1: part is that actually, speaking of whether it was real
Speaker 1: or not, in the history of it, if they sort
Speaker 1: of blame Kate Winslet and Leo the couple for the
Speaker 1: fact that because they were making out and the people
Speaker 1: were supposed to just like see where the boat was headed,
Speaker 1: We're watching them make out, like yeah, then they turned
Speaker 1: their back and it's like, oh, ship, I book right
Speaker 1: ahead funking. So like I love how Jimmy effectively, yeah,
Speaker 1: claimed rewrote history. Yeah. I mean there's also the fact
Speaker 1: that the captain, like he does blame capitalism a little bit,
Speaker 1: which is good because that's what happened, that's what caused it, right,
Speaker 1: too many candle labras on the yeah and no, the
Speaker 1: captain being like, yeah, we're just gonna fucking fly with
Speaker 1: this thing because we want to like show off and
Speaker 1: get there fast, and you know, but yeah, I also
Speaker 1: plan I I remember, I think I've only seen Titanic
Speaker 1: once and I think my overwhelming impression was that the
Speaker 1: romantic dialogue was like written by somebody who has never
Speaker 1: experienced human love, and like I just had this again
Speaker 1: because my kids are like watching Star Wars, which they're
Speaker 1: too young, but I've been told but not the not
Speaker 1: the really scary ones, but they were just watching episode
Speaker 1: two with where Anakin Skywalker and Natalie Portman or like
Speaker 1: falling in love. I was again just like the worst
Speaker 1: romantic dialogue that's ever been conceived. But it's it's like
Speaker 1: a turing test for a for a so a path.
Speaker 1: I take major umbradge with the idea that the script
Speaker 1: for Titanic, which is brilliant, and the love story, which
Speaker 1: is brilliant, is it all as garbo as fucking Anakin
Speaker 1: and Princess. I need to go back. Maybe maybe that
Speaker 1: you're right that was written by like chat GBT, like
Speaker 1: like just someone who's never actually like climaxed. I wrote that. Anyways,
Speaker 1: you can go see it on the big screen, Lydia,
Speaker 1: don't miss your chance. You know what I will? Maybe
Speaker 1: I will. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get an
Speaker 1: expensive seat. Yeah, yeah, that's right, the splurge. I've been
Speaker 1: to a movie theater and so long. The last movie
Speaker 1: I saw in the theater was in Palm Springs during
Speaker 1: the pandemic and I went and saw an Indian movie
Speaker 1: called Boo Boo To. Actually it was fantastic, it was
Speaker 1: really great. Didn't understand what they were saying, but I
Speaker 1: had a great time. That's awesome. Bobil A too electric
Speaker 1: behobial a galou very close. Honestly, I'm sorry. I apologize
Speaker 1: for that. Lydia. Truly a pleasure having you as always.
Speaker 1: Where can people find follow you all that good stuff?
Speaker 1: I am across all of the social media's at hater
Speaker 1: Tuesday you can find me there. I'm in the process
Speaker 1: of renovating my website, but like who goes to those,
Speaker 1: it's just gonna point you to my social anyway. But
Speaker 1: you can still see ship. We know where shows and
Speaker 1: stuff are there. But yeah, follow me on socials. There
Speaker 1: you go. And is there a work of social media
Speaker 1: or just general media that you've been enjoying? So yes,
Speaker 1: I have been enjoying. I enjoyed it it already, but
Speaker 1: it came out today. My dear friend She's certainly my
Speaker 1: friend and absolutely nobody else's, but Miss Marcella Arguo came
Speaker 1: out comedy special, her half hour called Bitch Grow Up
Speaker 1: on HBO. That is a work of media that I
Speaker 1: cannot wait to sit down and actually watch on the television.
Speaker 1: I was there at the taping. I cried because it
Speaker 1: was literally the most perfect thirty minutes of comedy, and
Speaker 1: I like watched her put it all together and to
Speaker 1: see her nail it so perfectly, I was just like
Speaker 1: the proudest friend and then simultaneously furious as a fellow
Speaker 1: comedian because I was like, great, uh fucking great, cool,
Speaker 1: you just did that perfect awesome. That makes me feel
Speaker 1: great about myself. Like that's the honest description of like
Speaker 1: be having a really good friend in comedy. You're like
Speaker 1: you're so happy for them and also jealous at the
Speaker 1: same time, just like it so nailed it, like literally
Speaker 1: nailed it the first time around, went through literally thirty
Speaker 1: perfect minutes of comedy so much so good. Like the
Speaker 1: second taping, like she sucked off and did crowd work.
Speaker 1: I was like, you fucking bitch, you know, but she
Speaker 1: worked really really hard, So I am so proud of
Speaker 1: her and it's very, very funny, and I think that
Speaker 1: everyone should watch it. And she's incredible and I adore her,
Speaker 1: and I'm all about supporting my friends and making sure
Speaker 1: And I don't have anything to to promote other than
Speaker 1: will be in Fort Collins at the Comedy for headlining
Speaker 1: in April. I think theot So if you're in Colorado
Speaker 1: on April, you can come and see me. But until then,
Speaker 1: you know, watch watch Marcelo's show. Yeah, and then we'll
Speaker 1: be doing women Touch Wednesdays on which is Wednesday. If
Speaker 1: you want to do in Los Angeles at the Improv,
Speaker 1: there you go. Yeah. Marcella is one of one of
Speaker 1: our listeners favorite. She comes off and just rusts my ass. Francesca,
Speaker 1: Where can people Find You? Is their work of media
Speaker 1: you've been enjoying. You can follow me and find me
Speaker 1: at Franni Feo f r A and I f I
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Speaker 1: listen to or watch the Bituation Room on a YouTube channel,
Speaker 1: one Twitch or as a podcast. I you know what,
Speaker 1: I just saw this photo of speaking. Everyone's just going
Speaker 1: to be like, you know, you're a big old socialist
Speaker 1: from Jessica but Bernie Anderson Lula da Silva, president of
Speaker 1: Brazil shaking hands on Twitter, and uh, I love this photo.
Speaker 1: Sanders is gonna get heat, not heat for it, but
Speaker 1: just like, no, no, nothing, I just love it. I
Speaker 1: love actual internationalism when it comes to democratic socialists. So
Speaker 1: that's what I'm enjoying. I'm enjoying this for two old
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Speaker 1: Uh tweet I've been enjoying. Hey man, nice tweet at
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Speaker 1: when you sing, I don't understand what song it is
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Speaker 1: know if I mean, I don't know if I did
Speaker 1: Doja cat well, but like you're the first song you
Speaker 1: opened with Jack, Like I didn't know what that was
Speaker 1: until like the fifth line. Okay, yeah, well I'm I
Speaker 1: think that's because I'm a bad singer. I think that
Speaker 1: I just wanted to tell you that, Yeah, we have
Speaker 1: to bring marcella energy and roast you. Welcomed anyways. You
Speaker 1: can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore. O'Brien, I
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