Speaker 1: You're listening to the podcast of Brooke and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: a Moan, And I also know what it's like to
Speaker 1: secretly listen to something that you'd be ashamed of. Secret
Speaker 1: safe with me. I just don't laugh too loud. I'm
Speaker 1: getting trouble at work. Now here's a show. I don't
Speaker 1: know if you guys remember this, but a few months
Speaker 1: ago we did a prank phone call where I called
Speaker 1: the guy to ask if he'd seen my roomba named
Speaker 1: Sucky who ran away from my house. Oh I remember,
Speaker 1: were you crying? Yeah? I was very emotional because he
Speaker 1: was more than just my vacuum. He was my best friend. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: But even at the time, I thought to myself, like,
Speaker 1: oh god, this is such a stupid premise. But imagine
Speaker 1: my surprise when I checked the news today and discover
Speaker 1: it actually happened. Wait, somebody's vacuum right away. Last week,
Speaker 1: a Travel Lodge motel in England posted on social media
Speaker 1: that one of its roomba vacuums had escaped their hotel. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Apparently it was cleaning the lobby when it saw its
Speaker 1: opportunity the sliding glassdoor. It made a dash for it
Speaker 1: and it jumped the lip of the front door, made
Speaker 1: it outside, and vanished out the dark parking lot. Didn't scream. Probably.
Speaker 1: I imagine it's like a child like following a trail.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh there's a crumb. Yeah, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm outside. I imagine it is an escape prisoner. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: And they still hadn't found it by the next morning.
Speaker 1: I don't have a roomba. I have a different type
Speaker 1: of robot vacuum and on the app you can see
Speaker 1: where it is in the house. Really, Oh, you put
Speaker 1: a tracker chip on it just because you don't trust
Speaker 1: you think it might steal from you. I guess I'm
Speaker 1: not nice enough to it. Yeah. Well, eventually they did
Speaker 1: track the runaway roomba down okayding underneath a hedge near
Speaker 1: the drive. I imagine it was carrying one of those
Speaker 1: little white satchels on its back with like two hundred
Speaker 1: dollars in a burner phone in it, just trying to
Speaker 1: hit your ride on the side of the road. See.
Speaker 1: This is why I feel like we're so far off
Speaker 1: from the robot takeover, because these vacuum like they literally could.
Speaker 1: It's trying to vacuum a bush and once bag is full.
Speaker 1: It's like, okay, what do I do now? Clean dustbin?
Speaker 1: Clean dustbin? So he'll have to try to escape another day.
Speaker 1: That mission impossible. I had to taste of freedom. Now
Speaker 1: let's get into the shot collar question of the day.
Speaker 1: We have a buckfull names. We're going to draw one
Speaker 1: out to who gets asked a trivia question. If you
Speaker 1: answer wrong, you're going to be punished by getting shocked
Speaker 1: while singing a song. So text into seven eighty five
Speaker 1: nine two and tell us which song you'd like to hear.
Speaker 1: Alexis you're drawing a name out because you with the
Speaker 1: shot collar? Last, who'd you get? I got Brooke the
Speaker 1: Department of Nagriculture. If that wasn't so good, I would
Speaker 1: hate it. It's really good Nagriculture. You go put on
Speaker 1: that shot collar that half and digital Jake Creed's the
Speaker 1: shotgun the question of the day. A team of researchers
Speaker 1: recently pulled over two thousand people asking the question, when
Speaker 1: you use voice assistance like Alexa or sirie at least
Speaker 1: once a week, what exactly do you use it for?
Speaker 1: Most After they received their answers, scientists determined that checking
Speaker 1: the weather was the second most common thing on the list.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say that I need you to come
Speaker 1: up with the rest of the top four, in no
Speaker 1: particular order. If the survey was under two thousand people,
Speaker 1: it was like two people, then it would be Playbrook
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning. Yeah, that would be So
Speaker 1: this is hard for me because I get so frustrated
Speaker 1: at the stupid voice assistant Sirie that I stop, like
Speaker 1: she makes me so angry. They don't understand you. Ever,
Speaker 1: I'm like, do I talk funny? Is that like she
Speaker 1: can't understand anything I'm saying. I think it's just the
Speaker 1: anger in your voice when you're yelling at it. Is
Speaker 1: it yelling at Siri? Count is one of the answers
Speaker 1: I don't think. Okay, okay, I tell you this all right.
Speaker 1: My first experience was a couple of years ago when
Speaker 1: I was visiting family and my whole nephew and all
Speaker 1: of his friends love requesting to play song. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean my first instinct obviously is play music. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was also thinking, like, do guys look up sports scores?
Speaker 1: Like do you ask a game? Like quickly? I opened
Speaker 1: my app still, but that would be easier to be
Speaker 1: like what was the score of this game. Ye, I
Speaker 1: never do it. I just imagine I would to ask
Speaker 1: it to order more cranberry. My second idea is directions.
Speaker 1: How long will it take me to get to You
Speaker 1: don't even have You don't even want to go there,
Speaker 1: You're just wondering. Yeah, let's get the question one more time.
Speaker 1: According to two thousand people surveyed by a team of scientists,
Speaker 1: checking the weather is the second most common thing we
Speaker 1: use a voice assistant. Four. I asked you to come
Speaker 1: up with the rest of the top four. And as
Speaker 1: a special gift you can only get from a real human,
Speaker 1: I'll give you a golden guest. Tell me what you
Speaker 1: think should be on there, and I'll tell you if
Speaker 1: you're correct or not. Sirie, tell me a dad joke.
Speaker 1: There are a lot of people that ask for jokes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I thought that was just me, or like
Speaker 1: setting a timer for when you're cooking, like setting a reminder.
Speaker 1: I'm actually just gonna lock the timer in. Okay, and
Speaker 1: I'm going to say, what's your name? Jake? Yeah, you're
Speaker 1: very strong. Mustache today is throwing me off, It really is. No,
Speaker 1: you don't have to ask, Okay, Yeah, Jake, is it
Speaker 1: asking for directions? Is that on the list? Asking for
Speaker 1: directions is on the list at number nine? Okay, that's howful.
Speaker 1: But I think in weather, listening to music, and setting
Speaker 1: a timer? Yeah, one more text count? Or is that
Speaker 1: not asking? Because I know, like my mom definitely texting
Speaker 1: my dream voice. It drives you crazy because I do
Speaker 1: voice to text too, Like if I'm driving or something,
Speaker 1: I'll do voice to texts. And that's not SERI. It's different. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Some people make phone calls through their smart speakers. Yeah,
Speaker 1: can't you your lights and stuff people? Yeah, in the light,
Speaker 1: but Siria isn't their light, that's Amazon Alexa. Is it
Speaker 1: anything any voice assistant you can do with all of them?
Speaker 1: I think it's a phone calls? Okay, yeah, this One'm
Speaker 1: gonna go with you already gave me weather, lock it in,
Speaker 1: playing music, setting timers or alarms, and making phone calls.
Speaker 1: Thanks to a team of researchers, we now know the
Speaker 1: most common things we use voice assistants are. Number two
Speaker 1: was check the weather. I told you that already, you
Speaker 1: got that correct. Number three was listened to music, not
Speaker 1: number one. You got that correct. Setting alarms or reminders
Speaker 1: was on the list at number six. Number four in
Speaker 1: the list was check the news, and the number one
Speaker 1: thing we use voice assistance for is to ask a
Speaker 1: random question or fact. Yeah, okay, Well didn't get him,
Speaker 1: all right, so you're gonna get shocked. Brooke and somebody
Speaker 1: wanted to hear a song latch by Disclosure and Sam Smith,
Speaker 1: Now I got you U let go of you. You
Speaker 1: shocked in my embrace? Okay, yeah, shot the Sam Smith
Speaker 1: part of series turn Off Brooke and Jeffrey. Brooke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. Who here has dreamed of hooking
Speaker 1: up with a famous celebrity? Me every day? Okay, Alexis, Ye,
Speaker 1: don't look here al right, but he's still available. Alexis,
Speaker 1: No one is his celebrity A let alone Jose, He's
Speaker 1: gonna be leaving his apartment door unlocked. I'm thinking of
Speaker 1: most of us. Never. Brooke is upset because she already
Speaker 1: claimed most of us never even get close to having
Speaker 1: that kind of opportunity. But one of our listeners says
Speaker 1: she actually ended up getting that chance. She's never really
Speaker 1: talked about it before because it's not one hundred percent
Speaker 1: legal how she did it, So we're gonna find out
Speaker 1: which celebrity it was, if you can guess from the
Speaker 1: hints and what happened that crazy night six years ago.
Speaker 1: When we do a brand new mass speaker that's coming
Speaker 1: up at seven ten concession, I can't take back girls speaker, honorable, trustworthy, okay,
Speaker 1: respectable on the show where none of those. That's why
Speaker 1: sometimes we love to hear from people who actually are
Speaker 1: because it gives us a glimpse into the world of
Speaker 1: people who aren't complete radio scum of the earth. And
Speaker 1: just for good measure, we'll also disguise their voices as
Speaker 1: they share a big confession on our show. They're such
Speaker 1: good people, why are they disguising their voices? Jeffrey, just
Speaker 1: go with it. You have a very honorable, respectable woman
Speaker 1: on the line right now. She wants to go by
Speaker 1: the fake name Donna. Donna, welcome to the show of
Speaker 1: disgusting people. All right, So we are disguising your voice, Donna.
Speaker 1: Whenever you're ready to dish, go ahead. Oh my god, Okay,
Speaker 1: I can't believe I'm doing this. I'm very nervous. It's
Speaker 1: all right. This is a safe place for the most part. Okay.
Speaker 1: So I'm a huge fan of this famous music artist.
Speaker 1: But this like before he was really big, he was
Speaker 1: just like medium, Yes I got to yeah, so where
Speaker 1: you can like actually go see the band play at
Speaker 1: a bar or something. Still Bill bigger, Like I don't
Speaker 1: want to say who he is. The initials are h
Speaker 1: s oh. Oh, I don't think the hs I'm thinking
Speaker 1: of was ever small. You're you're on the voice change
Speaker 1: or like nobody knows who you are? You can just oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's true. Come on, I already know from your email
Speaker 1: who it is, like you might as well just say it. Oh,
Speaker 1: I like, I don't know as it's safe as it
Speaker 1: like in a high pitched voice, I low, like what,
Speaker 1: I don't think that the pitch matters? Did you sign
Speaker 1: an nda? Nokay, so you'll know because like he was
Speaker 1: in a big group before, but now he's solo. So
Speaker 1: for god's sakes, just say Harry Style. Ye, yes, we're
Speaker 1: talking about fine. All right, you're a big fan of
Speaker 1: Harry Styles. So what history do you have with Harry? Okay,
Speaker 1: So I had a friend that was working at a
Speaker 1: hotel that he was going to be staying at. Oh
Speaker 1: and so she knows he's he's a mistake named Nick Green,
Speaker 1: to the places. Okay, so you're already stalking him. I
Speaker 1: see where we're going. So this one night after he
Speaker 1: did a show in town, I went to the hotel
Speaker 1: super late, just because like I wanted to meet him
Speaker 1: or whatever. Right, right, So you're like casually hanging out
Speaker 1: at the hotel bar for hours. The lobby wasn't good
Speaker 1: enough for my friend, and he had a universal key card,
Speaker 1: and so we went up to his suite and she
Speaker 1: let me in his room. Oh is this so messed up?
Speaker 1: But I don't know why. I'm so he wasn't there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you now, you guys are breaking and entering into
Speaker 1: Harry's styles hotel room. Oh my god? So I did
Speaker 1: I hear in the closet? What? Oh god, I'm just
Speaker 1: going to leave my coat in this closet. I'll look
Speaker 1: at this beautiful woman love. I mean, I get what
Speaker 1: you're saying. Your idea is he's automatically gonna want to
Speaker 1: do that with you, Okay, security, Well what happens, That's
Speaker 1: what my brain is thinking. So I'm waiting and around
Speaker 1: to arm the doors open, Like I see through the
Speaker 1: closet and somebody is carrying him in like hero style.
Speaker 1: A security guard and whatever. He's out of it. He
Speaker 1: must have been partying or tired or whatever, and they
Speaker 1: just put him in the bed and then they leave.
Speaker 1: And so I'm sitting there like listening, and I wait, like,
Speaker 1: may five minutes if he gets up and he's just snoring,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, okay, I guess I should leave. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, this is so creepy. What is going How
Speaker 1: are you freaking out? Like, how are you going to
Speaker 1: sneak out? Sneak out? You crawl on the bed with them?
Speaker 1: Guys are unconscious. You can't do that, how to do anything?
Speaker 1: You just want to sleep in that beds just staring
Speaker 1: at him unconsc So I'm like, okay, no one's going
Speaker 1: to believe me. So I go over to the bed
Speaker 1: and I take some shelfies with him, and I will
Speaker 1: he's sleeping out. After that, I got scared, you know,
Speaker 1: And I still have the pictures, but you know, I've
Speaker 1: never posted them or anything, right, probably like that is crazy? Y.
Speaker 1: I like how you're doing a voice changer, as if
Speaker 1: you haven't told literally every person you've ever imagined your seriously,
Speaker 1: but like and they're all like, oh, you should still
Speaker 1: be sodo to like CMD and make thousands of dollars,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, no, because I love him. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: don't have to sell him a tmz Alexis will buy
Speaker 1: him all. I want to see you all hit my
Speaker 1: face in and Zella, I mean, do you feel guilty
Speaker 1: about that taking a selfie? She still styles broke It
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. That's so crazy. I think that's psycho. She
Speaker 1: didn't take his hair or anything. She should have been arrested.
Speaker 1: I think of it is like, I get it, It's done.
Speaker 1: Will I ever do it again? Absolutely not. That's a
Speaker 1: good lesson. I guess it just doesn't matter if your celebrity.
Speaker 1: You come home and you find out somebody slept next
Speaker 1: to you, or take a picture where you were sleeping. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I bet that closet you were in for hours
Speaker 1: spelled so good. I didn't imagine him, imagine the clothes
Speaker 1: in there. Taking a selfie is weird, But sniffing his
Speaker 1: clothes that's totally fine, brook Right, I mean he's a
Speaker 1: good smelling man, wasn't he. Yes, Okay, you work out
Speaker 1: at a hotel and someone named Mick Green comes by,
Speaker 1: make sure you reach out to the show and also
Speaker 1: text into seven, eight, five to nine two. If you
Speaker 1: have a confession you've been holding on too, we'll hide
Speaker 1: your identity by masking your voice so you can become
Speaker 1: the next mass speaker. Phone taps coming up next, Brooke
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning. Little inside peak to the
Speaker 1: show and how we do these prank phone calls. You
Speaker 1: might be surprised to hear this, but we actually prepare
Speaker 1: for them before we pick up the phone. You know,
Speaker 1: Preparation not a thing other shows do. I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: let you know we're not smart enough to do it
Speaker 1: on the fly though. That's why we have a producer
Speaker 1: in the room writing notes, and all the hosts prepare
Speaker 1: by studying the person that we're going to be pranking.
Speaker 1: We might even write down like a little idea for
Speaker 1: a little script if the conversation happens to go in
Speaker 1: that direction. Yeah, some lines to stick in there, for sure.
Speaker 1: But this time we had to throw it all out
Speaker 1: the window because we never expected the reaction we got
Speaker 1: from the caller. And you can hear how Brooke handles
Speaker 1: it all on the fly in your phone tap right now, Hello,
Speaker 1: That's what I told him. When life gives you melance,
Speaker 1: you might be dyslixic. Hello Hello, hello, oh oh so, hi,
Speaker 1: sorry about that. This is Trudy Beauregard from the Department
Speaker 1: of Transportation. Is this Dennis had? Yeah, Simum. How can
Speaker 1: I help you? Well, I'm just checking here. You've used
Speaker 1: interstate recently? Yes, you said every day took me to work.
Speaker 1: What's going on? Okay, that makes sense. Well, I don't
Speaker 1: know if you've heard, but the local legislature implemented new
Speaker 1: HOV lane sensor technology. Have you heard about that? No,
Speaker 1: I mean what does that mean? Basically, it's a sensor
Speaker 1: that can detect if there's more than one occupant in
Speaker 1: any vehicle, you know, to see if anyone's cheating the
Speaker 1: carpool lane. Okay, great, but what does this have to
Speaker 1: do with me. We've been running the pilot program over
Speaker 1: the last few months and it's flagged your license plate
Speaker 1: for let's see, one hundred and twelve violations. No, I don't,
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't understand what you're talking about. What
Speaker 1: you're saying, it really doesn't make a sense. I'm just
Speaker 1: telling you, whatever, whatever type of machine you guys got
Speaker 1: going on, there's got to be like a margin error. Sir,
Speaker 1: I don't. I'm not here to argue with you. I'm
Speaker 1: just here to tell you. You're calling me and telling
Speaker 1: me that I had violations one hundred and twenty whatever
Speaker 1: the hell you said? Yeah again, No, I'm not using
Speaker 1: the carpool lane illegally. You are, but you owe us
Speaker 1: nine thousand and seven hundred and sixty three dollars. No, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: this is a joke, right, you're you're you're messing with me, right,
Speaker 1: I don't if there's no there's no way that you
Speaker 1: have now for that many violations. This is just not right.
Speaker 1: I hear you're upset, and I can talk to my
Speaker 1: attorney because there's no way you're gonna pull this on
Speaker 1: me right now. Can you hear me? There's no way
Speaker 1: that I violated that thing so many times? Are you done? Now?
Speaker 1: I just need to know if you want to use
Speaker 1: your credit card. I'm trying to I'm trying. I'm really
Speaker 1: trying hard to be miss. You're not trying hard to
Speaker 1: listen whatever your name, Miss, this is not working out
Speaker 1: here in Trudy Beau regards. I'm gonna hang up the
Speaker 1: phone and then you're gonna have to talk to my attorney.
Speaker 1: You understand what you're saying. I'm just here to tell
Speaker 1: you that I did the calculations and if you wanted
Speaker 1: to do the payment plan and be one hundred and
Speaker 1: thirty dollars a month for the next thirty five years,
Speaker 1: are you kidding me? Lady? Interest is really low on that,
Speaker 1: so it wouldn't be right now that says you will
Speaker 1: never cash me? How about that, lady? How about that
Speaker 1: I never gonna catch you. I have pictures and videos
Speaker 1: of you and your Niecean CenTra. I don't know what.
Speaker 1: There's no way you can talk your way out of this.
Speaker 1: You know how common a Nissan CenTra is. Lady, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm just letting you know that we've already contacted your
Speaker 1: work about this and they you know, what do you
Speaker 1: think you're doing? What do you think you're trying to accomplish?
Speaker 1: You're trying to mess up my work life? Well, actually
Speaker 1: get me fired. No, I'm just trying to make sure
Speaker 1: you don't end up. You mess with me. You pushed
Speaker 1: me to a corner and you'll see. I feel like
Speaker 1: you'll do okay in jail. You've got a lot of
Speaker 1: anger picked up. But this could be considered a felony.
Speaker 1: Do the number of infractions. What's your name out? What's
Speaker 1: your name? Tell me why you worn't you? We can
Speaker 1: pop we can pop this. Okay, okay, Do you really
Speaker 1: think this is a funny, lady? You really think this
Speaker 1: is funny? Pushing someone to the ASTs like that and
Speaker 1: they're talking about the work life. I don't think that's all.
Speaker 1: I'm going to react. If you push into the wall, lady,
Speaker 1: I'll fun you slash your tires. You're gonna slash tire, sir.
Speaker 1: You know what you're doing. You're pushing to the air, lady,
Speaker 1: and I'm telling you stop that. I can't tell you.
Speaker 1: Mike never told me that you would get this upset.
Speaker 1: I take medicious, Okay, you really well? I think you
Speaker 1: should take more. You really want to find out what
Speaker 1: happens if I don't, don't. I don't think you heard me.
Speaker 1: Your childhood friend Mike told me this would be funny. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: this can be happening. It's all a prank. This is
Speaker 1: Brooke from the radio show Brook at Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: We're doing a phone tap on you. Wait wait wait,
Speaker 1: so wait wait wait, I'm sorry, So there's no no no, No,
Speaker 1: your buddy Mike set you up, emailed us and said
Speaker 1: you've been using the carpool lane illegally to get to
Speaker 1: work quicker, and he thought it'd be funny to mess
Speaker 1: with you. So there's there's no sensor, there's no machine,
Speaker 1: there's no pictures, there's no nothing, No reason to slash
Speaker 1: my tires, not one, not one reason. I do apologize.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I just I lost it for a moment
Speaker 1: and then my apologies. It's all right going on in
Speaker 1: this world right now. Man, I just got you laughing
Speaker 1: at the end. Yeah, laughing, crying. Okay, We're in it
Speaker 1: together week up every morning with Brooke and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the morning. I know everyone in this room has had
Speaker 1: this happen at least once before, where you go out
Speaker 1: for a fun night partying, things get a little out
Speaker 1: of hand, and the next morning you hear a story
Speaker 1: from your friends about some crazy, embarrassing thing that you
Speaker 1: did that you don't even remember. Oh yeah, for me,
Speaker 1: that night was age nineteen to twenty four, okay, which
Speaker 1: I just learned about because I'm turning twenty five this year.
Speaker 1: That crazy time years. But one of our listeners recently
Speaker 1: had one of those nights, and apparently what he did
Speaker 1: was so bad it could possibly end up ruining his
Speaker 1: relationship unless we can step in and help. So we'll hear, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've done this too many times in my life. Well,
Speaker 1: let's hear what he did during his regrettable night in
Speaker 1: your brand new awkward Tuesday phone call. Next, it's awkward.
Speaker 1: It's Tuesday. It's awkward Tuesday phone call. And sometimes after
Speaker 1: a big night of drinking, I'll wake up the next
Speaker 1: day and honestly, I don't even want to know what happened.
Speaker 1: You don't want to check your phone. I'll just quietly
Speaker 1: sneak out of my parents' bed, put my clothes back on,
Speaker 1: chug some water, and just pretend it was all a dream.
Speaker 1: But apparently one of our listeners doesn't have that option.
Speaker 1: I'm uncomfortable. His name's Ferris, and his buddies went ahead
Speaker 1: and told him exactly what happened, and now he needs
Speaker 1: our help. Okay, So, Ferris, it must not be good
Speaker 1: if you're emailing us. But how you doing? Man? Oh?
Speaker 1: You know I've better? Okay? Do you still have a
Speaker 1: hangover or have we recovered? At this point? I'm not
Speaker 1: quite no still sort of fight and blew that one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so tell us about the situation that you've been put in.
Speaker 1: Your parents involved at all? No, thank god, because I
Speaker 1: was not going to make that call. I might not
Speaker 1: be able to help you very much then, but maybe
Speaker 1: our co host can, so tell us what's going on?
Speaker 1: Where to even start? Um, I'm in a relationship. I
Speaker 1: have been. It's been a pretty long thing. It's been
Speaker 1: about two years now. I've been in this relationship. Okay,
Speaker 1: is it? Is it a good relationship? Yeah, she's loved
Speaker 1: my life. I want to marry her some day. You
Speaker 1: know that's cool? Yeah? Well, I mean, uh, there was
Speaker 1: an incident though, kind of why I'm calling you? What's
Speaker 1: going on? So? Yeah, me and my buddies we went
Speaker 1: day drinking. We're kind of just partying, having fun, kind
Speaker 1: of turned into night drinking and then you know how
Speaker 1: that goes, went out to the bars. Sounds like it
Speaker 1: turned into blackout drinking for you. Sounds like fun? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I wake up super hungover. I don't remember a thing,
Speaker 1: but I find out through my friends that I had
Speaker 1: drunkenly cheated on my girlfriend. Oh my god, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: what are you doing? Well? Here's I mean, I don't
Speaker 1: remember it at all. Yeah, still counts, Ferris. I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna right now, still count But hear me out. My friends.
Speaker 1: They had to tell me everything. I had no idea
Speaker 1: what happened? Why were your friends there? What happened? They
Speaker 1: witnessed it? Yeah? Well apparently they told me that I,
Speaker 1: I guess I'm made out with a few girls at
Speaker 1: the bar. We went well, actually it was for women,
Speaker 1: to be exact. You got some game for a blackout. Guy. Damn,
Speaker 1: there's a crazy part. Apparently it was a quartette of
Speaker 1: female fingers that sounded like a brag. Ferris. That sounds
Speaker 1: like they were trying to brag. Where did you find
Speaker 1: a quartetized kiss me, kiss me? Kiss me, kiss me?
Speaker 1: It's all bizarre to me as well. I have no
Speaker 1: idea how this happened. I don't I don't know if
Speaker 1: they even spoke English. They were maybe Swedish. Oh this
Speaker 1: is not going to end. Well, okay, so I guess
Speaker 1: you what did your friends say happened? So apparently they
Speaker 1: bought me drinks and I guess we started talking, you know,
Speaker 1: hitting it off, and next thing I know, I apparently
Speaker 1: I was participating and judging a kissing competition between the
Speaker 1: four of them. I mean, this is a slippery slope. Yes,
Speaker 1: I think even I would end up making out with
Speaker 1: a quartet with voices of angels. Yes, okay, okay. So
Speaker 1: is the kissing competition? Is that the cheating or did
Speaker 1: more happen? Yeah? I mean I hope that's I'm pretty
Speaker 1: sure that's it. Okay, okay. But here's the main issue
Speaker 1: here is um. I mean when my friends told me,
Speaker 1: I thought they were just you know, messing around with me,
Speaker 1: trying to play a prank. But then they show me
Speaker 1: this photo. Yeah, they took a picture of the kissing competition. Yes,
Speaker 1: there's a photo of me kissing these women. Dude, I
Speaker 1: gotta say, your friends not the best friends. Why would
Speaker 1: they be taking pictures? Why wouldn't they be like, if
Speaker 1: that was your friend, you'd be pulling them off. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying I've had friends we're the same thing. We're
Speaker 1: in Vegas. A guy's kissing another girl and they pulled
Speaker 1: out their phones and they recorded it instead of stopping it. Well,
Speaker 1: this is not very uncommon. Student friends are terrible, f well,
Speaker 1: I mean when you're all wasted. Yeah, but like if
Speaker 1: it's your buddy, pull him out, put yourself in. I mean,
Speaker 1: if you're like totally, don't seem like they cared who
Speaker 1: was sitting in that chair. At least fair sounds remorseful.
Speaker 1: I would have never done this had I been sobered.
Speaker 1: I mean not in a million years. Of course. Have
Speaker 1: you ever done this before? No? No, of course not.
Speaker 1: I mean not that I know of. And they were
Speaker 1: Russians singing quartet, but never never Swedish. Oh man, So
Speaker 1: what do you want to do? Why have you emailed
Speaker 1: the chauffeur help today? So? I mean I know that
Speaker 1: I need to come clean because there's a photo. You know,
Speaker 1: there's a photo that is proof of me doing it,
Speaker 1: and I really really do not want her to find
Speaker 1: out that way, you know, by seeing the photo and
Speaker 1: also yours down the road would be your conscience. That
Speaker 1: should also be a reason, not just the photo. Okay,
Speaker 1: So you want to call your girlfriend and admit what
Speaker 1: happened with the Swedish quartet? Yeah, and hopefully somehow save
Speaker 1: my relationship. Yeah, you can recover from just kissing. I
Speaker 1: don't know, I don't know what we're gonna find out.
Speaker 1: Let's play a song. We'll come back. We'll give you
Speaker 1: some advice and then let you make your awkward Tuesday
Speaker 1: phone call, right Ferris, All right, thank you, all right,
Speaker 1: hold on, it's awkward. It's Tuesday. It's awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 1: We're in the middle of an awkward Tuesday phone call
Speaker 1: with one of our listeners, Ferris. But before I recap
Speaker 1: his story, let's hear the sweet sounds of Toulatar, a
Speaker 1: quartet of Swedish female singers that I just go that's sexy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you woul't even remember how Ferris does to latar ring
Speaker 1: a bell. These women's voices sound familiar. I will say
Speaker 1: one thing I do kind of vaguely remember, is only
Speaker 1: one of them was even mildly good looking. Oh okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: hot sweetest. Maybe that's a good thing to tell your
Speaker 1: girlfriend when you admit it that none of them are
Speaker 1: even attractive only one. Sometimes that could even worse. You're
Speaker 1: going to waste your cheet on like some sluggis. I
Speaker 1: only liked it once. Yeah, now, I'm sorry that we're
Speaker 1: joking around so much. Harris is just so weird. But
Speaker 1: maybe maybe Jose has some advice for you on what
Speaker 1: you should say to your girlfriends. Yeah, I was thinking
Speaker 1: you want to keep her. But all my friends that
Speaker 1: have ever cheated on their wiser girlfriends, the only way
Speaker 1: they're still together is because they never said anything. Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: The ones that did, they all broke up. So here's
Speaker 1: my advice to ye. I say, you call her and
Speaker 1: ask her to marry you. What then hang up? That's
Speaker 1: a horrible way to start on because he still gets excited. Well,
Speaker 1: there's one option. Okay. I come from a reasonable group
Speaker 1: of people, and I do honestly. I do have a
Speaker 1: friend who her now husband made out with someone else
Speaker 1: when they were dating. They just kissing, just like you, Ferris,
Speaker 1: and he was honest about it and they were able
Speaker 1: to work through it. But I think the key to
Speaker 1: them being able to work through it is really emphasize
Speaker 1: the blackout part. Yeah, like that you don't remember that
Speaker 1: it wasn't a conscious decision, that it was out of
Speaker 1: your control. You may have to promise not to drink
Speaker 1: for a little while. Yeah, I mean, what do you think, Ferris,
Speaker 1: Is that something that might work for you? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: mean that's kind of what I was leading towards you
Speaker 1: in the first places. Speaking honest with her, but really
Speaker 1: like making it clear that I don't remember any of
Speaker 1: this happening. Yeah, all right, you didn't wake up schedule
Speaker 1: a kissing session with right Swedish women. Yeah, exactly, it's
Speaker 1: not pretty determined. Okay. So that's all the advice that
Speaker 1: I think we have for you. You feel ready to
Speaker 1: make your call? I guess so alright, alright, alright, mistakes happen.
Speaker 1: Take a deep breath. Yeah, I'm gonna die the number
Speaker 1: for you and let you make your awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 1: Here we go. Hello, hey baby, how's it going? Oh? Hey, Dube,
Speaker 1: I was like calling me from work? Yeah, yeah, just
Speaker 1: from work. H what's up? How are you? How's your
Speaker 1: day going? Well? Good so far. I just finished the
Speaker 1: Zoom meeting. But hey, did you like the lunch I
Speaker 1: meet you? Oh my god, yeah delicious. I loved every
Speaker 1: single bite. You're so good at doing that, baby, than lunch.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so there was one thing I wanted to
Speaker 1: tell you about. That's why I'm That's why I'm calling you.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, did you lose your phone? What? No? No, no,
Speaker 1: I'm good. Do you remember actually a few days ago
Speaker 1: when I hung out with Cold Tie and landing and
Speaker 1: those guys. Yeah, yeah, so funny story. Actually Tie ended
Speaker 1: up making this like jungle juice concoction and we were
Speaker 1: drinking that in the daytime. We ended up getting super
Speaker 1: wasted and we went out that night too. H god. Yeah, well, um,
Speaker 1: I just end up doing something kind of kind of stupid.
Speaker 1: I guess did you flash somebody again? But no, no, babe,
Speaker 1: we talked about that. That didn't really actually happen. It
Speaker 1: was a misunderstanding whatever, flying like what happened this time? Okay,
Speaker 1: just keep in mind, I was like, really really wasted.
Speaker 1: I don't even remember doing this. Okay, Okay, Well, now
Speaker 1: I'm worried again because it's obviously a red flag for
Speaker 1: you to stupid things like yeah, I mean it was stupid. Okay,
Speaker 1: I was drunk, and I guess apparently I've we sat
Speaker 1: down at this bar and there were there were these
Speaker 1: girls there and I don't know where where they were from.
Speaker 1: They were like Norway or Sweden or Okay, where is
Speaker 1: the story going? Okay, well, there they were. They were
Speaker 1: buying us drinks and they were drinking too, and there
Speaker 1: was did you kiss one of them? No? No, I
Speaker 1: didn't kiss one of them. Okay, thank god, I kind
Speaker 1: of kissed all four What horrible delivery? What's going on, Stacy,
Speaker 1: We're coming in to help. You're on the radio with
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning right now, Oh my god. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: we're doing a segment called an Awkward Tuesday phone call
Speaker 1: and hands like therapy right now. Yeah, So, your boyfriend, Ferris,
Speaker 1: he wanted our help to admit what happened during his
Speaker 1: night out with his buddies, which he didn't remember, right,
Speaker 1: He didn't remember until the next morning when his buddies
Speaker 1: told him what happened. No recollection, and he has to
Speaker 1: do this over the radio apparently will help. Yeah, it's attention. No,
Speaker 1: he wasn't sure how to tell you and make you
Speaker 1: believe him because it's kind of it's kind of a
Speaker 1: ridiculous story. Yeah. I don't think it's a believing part here,
Speaker 1: so confused right now, Like, are you okay? Though, I
Speaker 1: don't know. This is a lot, Yeah, it is a lot.
Speaker 1: Ferris told us how much he loves you and how
Speaker 1: great your guys' relationship is, and he is just totally ashamed. Yeah, Ferris,
Speaker 1: I mean you better explain. Okay, I gotta say, I'm
Speaker 1: really sorry. There's really no excuse for this kind of behavior.
Speaker 1: But I was really drunk. I had no idea that
Speaker 1: this happened, and it was just kissing. It all happened
Speaker 1: in like five minutes. It really should just count as
Speaker 1: like one kiss really not four. What we're doing don't happened. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I was worried that you kissed one girl, but
Speaker 1: you're telling you you made out with four. Look, I
Speaker 1: don't remember any of this happening, Okay, I have zero
Speaker 1: recollection that you can't be this mad at me for
Speaker 1: something I don't remember. I want you to know I
Speaker 1: love you and I'm sorry. I stopt saying you don't
Speaker 1: remember because you because you don't remember it as you
Speaker 1: didn't do it. Yeah, Ferris, why are you doing that?
Speaker 1: Of course she can be as mad as she wants to. Ferris. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not saying you can't be mad, but I'm just
Speaker 1: I want a little understanding here that I I mean,
Speaker 1: I would I would stick to saying how much you
Speaker 1: love your girlfriend, how this is never going to happen again,
Speaker 1: and how sorry you are. Yes, of course it's never
Speaker 1: gonna happen again. These these women meant nothing to me. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm sure they're not even going to come back on
Speaker 1: tour here for at least another four years. I just
Speaker 1: wanted you to know when I found out about it,
Speaker 1: I was, I mean, just as horrified as you are
Speaker 1: right now. I mean I was felt disgusted. It was terrible.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well, I can't figure out, honestly why, out
Speaker 1: of all the guys they wanted to make out with you,
Speaker 1: no offense, like someone else has a six pack or
Speaker 1: something like t j oh. Okay, I understand that you're
Speaker 1: feeling a little bit frustrated right now, Stacy, But you
Speaker 1: know he deserved that. I mean, I guess I kind
Speaker 1: of deserved that, but I wouldn't say it's necessarily true. I'm,
Speaker 1: oh god, way more attractive than those guys. I think
Speaker 1: you're busy point. There has to be a way that
Speaker 1: you can fix this. I do have an idea, I
Speaker 1: don't know. Okay, be open to it, Stacy, to hearing
Speaker 1: it at least. Fine, I'm nervous now. Well, so I
Speaker 1: drunkenly made out with some people at a bar. I
Speaker 1: feel like it's only fair that you have the same opportunity.
Speaker 1: So I would like to gift you with a free
Speaker 1: drunk makeout card backfire. Wow, that is I don't know.
Speaker 1: Let's hear what Stacy has to say. Stacy, what do
Speaker 1: you think? I think this is a really stupid idea. Well,
Speaker 1: you're only saying that because you're sober. Wait till you're drunk. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: So you're gonna give me this free drunk makeout card,
Speaker 1: So you're gonna times that time four, right, and then
Speaker 1: I guess I'll use it on your brother and I'll
Speaker 1: use it on all your press. He didn't say that.
Speaker 1: And you know your brother's kind of cute's getting weird?
Speaker 1: Is not cute? Okay, he's not. He's my brother. It
Speaker 1: has to be with someone. I don't know. It can't
Speaker 1: just be I mean, I think the card is a
Speaker 1: free pass Ferris. Yeah, she gets to choose. I'll take
Speaker 1: the card and I'll think about it and I'll choose
Speaker 1: who I want to choose. Alright, not really, but I
Speaker 1: guess they have to. Yeah. I don't know that this
Speaker 1: relationship is going to make it. I only know one
Speaker 1: thing that can fix this relationship. What's that? That's the
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Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, brook Can you get
Speaker 1: to ten wins in a row? All right, let's do this.
Speaker 1: You have your work cut out for you because you're
Speaker 1: gonna be playing a veteran of win Brooks Bucks, someone
Speaker 1: who's played you three times already. Her name's Michelle from
Speaker 1: Port Angelus. What's up, Michelle? Hey, I'm gonna win this time? Oh?
Speaker 1: Does that mean? Does that mean you lost the other
Speaker 1: three times? Michelle? While I tied a couple of times. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's respect that's respectable. Didn't learn you? You found out
Speaker 1: three ways is to not play win Brooks backs to
Speaker 1: put it? Yeah, well, I like your competitive behavior. Michell's
Speaker 1: just staying focus. That's a good strategy in Michell, don't
Speaker 1: her get your head? All right, so you know how
Speaker 1: the game's played. You have thirty seconds answer as many
Speaker 1: questions as possible. If you don't know when you can
Speaker 1: say pass, you have to beat Brooke outrights a win.
Speaker 1: You're ready to do this. I'm ready? All right? Your
Speaker 1: time starts now. Today's National Play Tennis Day. And before
Speaker 1: tennis balls were yellow, what color were they green? What's
Speaker 1: the name of the container that a fisherman would use
Speaker 1: to store as hooks lures? And floats come bucket in?
Speaker 1: Which city is the amusement park euro Disney located? How
Speaker 1: many seconds does the average yawn take? What is the
Speaker 1: only planet in our solar system that's not named after
Speaker 1: a Roman god or goddess? All right, yeah, if it's
Speaker 1: not the right answer, just feels good to spit that
Speaker 1: one out. All right, let's bring Brooke back into the
Speaker 1: studio and Michelle, what's something that you're looking forward to
Speaker 1: doing this year? Oh? Well, three out of my four
Speaker 1: children are going to be getting married this year. Did
Speaker 1: you say you have three weddings this year of your
Speaker 1: own kids? Yeah? Your yikes? How have you taken on
Speaker 1: an eighth job? No? They're all hang for it them
Speaker 1: twel All right, Yeah, what happened with that fourth kid? Yeah?
Speaker 1: That's going on with the dud over there? She is
Speaker 1: still in college. Excuses, that's what I hear. What she
Speaker 1: wants to like get a job and like make a
Speaker 1: career for herself. At least you have three good kids.
Speaker 1: All right, Brooke, it's your turn. You're ready? Yeah, ready,
Speaker 1: Your time starts now. Today's National Play Tennis Day. And
Speaker 1: before tennis balls were yellow, what color were there? Mmm? White?
Speaker 1: What's the name of the container that a fisherman would
Speaker 1: use to store as hooks, lures and floats? Uh tackle box?
Speaker 1: In Which city is the amusement park euro Disney located?
Speaker 1: How many seconds does the average yawn take three? What's
Speaker 1: the only planet in our solar system that's not named
Speaker 1: after a Roman god or goddess sat How many days
Speaker 1: are an a leap year? All right, answers are in,
Speaker 1: and let's go to the scoreboard and find out how
Speaker 1: you did with Jose. Anyone wants to go to strip
Speaker 1: club and look at some cat emojis with Melias, Michelle,
Speaker 1: you got one correct today we got our own sound
Speaker 1: effects and you got three corrects. Sorry, Michelle, Oh it's fun. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's go over the answers for everybody. Today's National Play
Speaker 1: Tennis day. Before tennis balls were yellow. They used to
Speaker 1: be white. They had to change to yellow in nineteen
Speaker 1: seventy two because you couldn't see them on color TVs. Oh,
Speaker 1: the container that a fisherman uses to store as hook's,
Speaker 1: lures and floats is a tackle box? Chum bucket is
Speaker 1: for the bait? Yeah, that was her answer, reaching around
Speaker 1: and all that. The amusement park euro Disney is located
Speaker 1: in Paris. The average yawn takes six seconds. Oh that's
Speaker 1: a long yawn. I'm gonna count my yawn. It almost
Speaker 1: made me yawn when you asked me that question. I'm
Speaker 1: not even gonna lie. I'm pretty sure. Michelle guessed sixty seconds. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and wow, she's had four kids. She hasn't slept in
Speaker 1: twenty six years. Catching flies in your mouth, And the
Speaker 1: only planet in our solar system not named after a
Speaker 1: Roman god or goddess is Earth. Oh do you hear it?
Speaker 1: I never think of us. Yeah, I wanted it to be,
Speaker 1: she said, yeah. And leap year has three hundred and
Speaker 1: sixty six days. That's right, Brooke, you add one, all right, Michelle, Well,
Speaker 1: thank you so much for playing with us. We'll be
Speaker 1: back to play Win brooks Bock same time tomorrow, Brooke
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning.