Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and it's the
Speaker 1: segment that sounds exactly like the sweetest chef from the
Speaker 1: Muppets if you take out all the vowels. It's kur,
Speaker 1: don't ker, it's car don't care. It made me instantly happy.
Speaker 1: Let's just get to our first headline. Why won't they
Speaker 1: air TV shows like this in our country? The Danish
Speaker 1: children's television show has just set a brand new record
Speaker 1: for most complaints ever received after one episode in that country. Wow,
Speaker 1: I feel like that's a pretty open society over there too.
Speaker 1: What are they doing? So? The show is called gwin Blute,
Speaker 1: which translates to simply naked already not the best. The
Speaker 1: content of the show is a number of adults of
Speaker 1: different shapes and sizes. They're all sitting naked on a
Speaker 1: panel while children age ten to twelve ask them questions
Speaker 1: about their body parts. That's interesting, it's educational. I can
Speaker 1: see where the innocence of this lies. Yeah, I can
Speaker 1: also see where it goes left real quick, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: The kids can ask about anything like shaving versus waxing,
Speaker 1: to size changes during temperature I mean, and even a
Speaker 1: speed round segment called what's that I'd be like, I
Speaker 1: don't know out yeah, I've seen three doctors about it already.
Speaker 1: Even with all the viewers complaining, the show continued kept
Speaker 1: a week. I mean, I'm sorry, but who are the
Speaker 1: parents that are letting their kids be part of the panels?
Speaker 1: Volunteers on the panel for get this? They ended up
Speaker 1: winning an award for best Children's Program at the Danish
Speaker 1: TV five. God, i'd say, suck it, but I don't
Speaker 1: know if I'm going to get a lot of questions
Speaker 1: about that one from your kids. But an eleven year
Speaker 1: old named Lugan said quote, I felt a bit uncomfortable
Speaker 1: at first, but I did learn that not all bodies
Speaker 1: are perfect, especially there's yeah, yeah, nobody to put down
Speaker 1: the panelist, Like, give it some time, Lugan, you'll be
Speaker 1: up there soon. Let's see if you guys care about
Speaker 1: this one. Turn your frown upside down while you're six
Speaker 1: feet underground. Care, don't care. I don't know. I'd like
Speaker 1: to die happy. I care. That's a good point. I care, alright.
Speaker 1: Good so. A popular website analyzed over thirty thousand songs
Speaker 1: from Spotify playlist with titles like funeral songs, Mom's Funeral,
Speaker 1: my best Friends in a better Place. I hope playlists
Speaker 1: like that. You get the GISs. You already brought me
Speaker 1: into this with you. I didn't care from the beginning anyway.
Speaker 1: Here's something most popular Morbid results that they found. The
Speaker 1: number nine most popular funeral song is Amazing Grace by
Speaker 1: LeAnn Rhymes. Yeah, they love the Leanne rhymes out of
Speaker 1: all the options. Number eight is Creep by Radiohead. What.
Speaker 1: I don't know what they're trying to say about the
Speaker 1: person that passed singing I'm a creeper. I don't remember.
Speaker 1: Why is no one at this funeral? Yeah? Number five
Speaker 1: is Hallelujah by Jeff Buckley. Yeah yeah. Ed Shearing comes
Speaker 1: in at number four with Supermarket Flowers. I don't know
Speaker 1: that song. Tonal funeral actually raised about interesting. Number three
Speaker 1: is a weird one. Okay, it's Shaggy. It wasn't me. No,
Speaker 1: don't do that. I'm sure you know what you got
Speaker 1: to tell them at some point. Might as well tell
Speaker 1: him at the funeral. Why there's read different girlfriends there?
Speaker 1: Do you ever think that maybe Shaggy does weed does? Yeah?
Speaker 1: You ever think that you don't just like Shaggy doesn't
Speaker 1: seem like the type to me. On number two is
Speaker 1: see You Again by Charlie Puthin. Was Kaligia for that
Speaker 1: purpose was Khalifa also seems like a weed doer, just saying.
Speaker 1: And the number one most popular what it's true? I
Speaker 1: think you can't get dorky or yeah, And the number
Speaker 1: one most popular funeral song according to Spotify Playlist is
Speaker 1: Cigarette Daydreams by Cage the Elephant. Oh yeah, that's a
Speaker 1: good song. It's good. But yeah, interesting dreams tomorrow. I
Speaker 1: mean it's as people that you want people, when you
Speaker 1: want people to wear happy colors. Yeah, like a viby car. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe it's the last road trips, big road trip into
Speaker 1: the sky. That's all right, let's move on the next headline.
Speaker 1: A surgeon reveals the three crazy things you didn't know
Speaker 1: about plastic surgery. Care don't care. I don't care, dude,
Speaker 1: I care. I just learned that Brazilian butt lifts you
Speaker 1: can't sit down for three weeks after you get them.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. There's a Michigan plastic surgeon who's very famous
Speaker 1: in his town. His name is Anthony Yune. And I
Speaker 1: know you're gonna find this unbelievable. But he went on, TikTok, dude,
Speaker 1: there's plastic surgeons are all right now, Well, they're trying
Speaker 1: to find all their clients. Man that way. Okay, ladies,
Speaker 1: put this filter on your face and feel uncomfortable about
Speaker 1: yourself and then call us, oh that's true. Well he
Speaker 1: just revealed the top crazy things that you don't know
Speaker 1: about plastic surgery. Number one is, if you smoke and
Speaker 1: get breast reductions, it's possible your nipples can turn black
Speaker 1: and fall off. Oh my god, Oh my gosh. He
Speaker 1: really says, my lost a tooth, I lost a nipple.
Speaker 1: So he doesn't go in any details about like how
Speaker 1: or why. He just says it's a possibility. More information, sir.
Speaker 1: Number two is, if you've had a nose job, there's
Speaker 1: a good chance your doctor put cocaine up there to
Speaker 1: help his anesthetic. No way, I mean, I guess you
Speaker 1: wake up perky afterwards. That's true. I want to be
Speaker 1: in that room like scalpel. Yeah. Yeah, you look at
Speaker 1: that record number of nose jobs just got booked for
Speaker 1: this week. Incredible. And number three, a fair amount of
Speaker 1: plastic surgeons insert pig skin into your body to help
Speaker 1: reduce complications from breast augmentations. So if you've ever had
Speaker 1: your chest done, you might be allergic to bacon. A
Speaker 1: little bacon in your body, as if guys didn't like
Speaker 1: him enough bacon. And finally, Jeff's joke of the day here,
Speaker 1: I don't care. What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
Speaker 1: What a dino snore? My four year old would love it.
Speaker 1: That's Shaggy approved, that's care. It don't care. Phone tap
Speaker 1: is coming up next.