Speaker 1: Sneaky husbands, two timing lives, lived.
Speaker 2: Boyfriends, and even worse girlfriends. They thought they could get
Speaker 2: away with that, but they're about to get busted. You know,
Speaker 2: some people are obsessed with vengeance, Yes, Batman, John Wick.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, curious, George, he is curious, curious what your
Speaker 2: intestines would look like on the floor of his cage,
Speaker 2: what you were ripped from his family as a baby.
Speaker 2: You don't think he's upset about it.
Speaker 3: It's a good point.
Speaker 2: If you have vengeance on the mind, maybe this show
Speaker 2: is where you'll find it. In a little segment that
Speaker 2: we call Busted, where listeners share stories about how they
Speaker 2: caught their ex being unfaithful. And we have some people
Speaker 2: on the phone ready to get their vengeance. So let's
Speaker 2: go right to it and talk to Kathy. Kathy, tell
Speaker 2: us how you busted your significant other.
Speaker 4: Okay, so I was my boyfriend's plate. He wasn't there,
Speaker 4: and I don't know. There was some trash around the house,
Speaker 4: and I just started picking up a little bit.
Speaker 5: I did the dishes.
Speaker 3: Oh, you're a good girlfriend, because it's not your house,
Speaker 3: it's his house.
Speaker 4: Right, Well, yeah, I mean I just I had contributed
Speaker 4: to some of those dishes. So it's kind of a
Speaker 4: nice thing to do, so I thought, yeah, okay. So anyway,
Speaker 4: he had a couple of trash bags sitting around too,
Speaker 4: so I decided that I would take those out the dumpster.
Speaker 4: But I was walking outside and it was so freaking
Speaker 4: heavy that it burst on the ground before I made
Speaker 4: it to the dumpster.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was the worst. I had to like pick
Speaker 4: all the crap up. But the worst part of it
Speaker 4: was is while I'm picking the crap up, there were
Speaker 4: condom wrappers and like him and I are monogamous, and
Speaker 4: he lives alone. He doesn't have a word any so
Speaker 4: I was like, what are these?
Speaker 3: Yeah, just store your bananas after you open up.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I'm on burke control, so whatever, you know,
Speaker 4: take it for one of the.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 3: So, what did you do did you confront when he
Speaker 3: got home?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: No, girl, I put the trash in the trash bag,
Speaker 4: took the trash back into the house and spread it
Speaker 4: throughout the apartment.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, Well that sends a message, I think to me, I'd.
Speaker 2: Get home and be like this looks just like yeah,
Speaker 2: what did he say when he came home?
Speaker 4: He was such an He texted me and he said, oh,
Speaker 4: I guess I should have doubled bag my garbage.
Speaker 2: Oh I didn't even deny it.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: Wait was that a euphemism.
Speaker 2: Or all right, let's go on to Eugene, tell us
Speaker 2: how you busted your significant other.
Speaker 5: I'm in I drive Uber and I picked up this dude.
Speaker 5: I was taking him to his date. I think he
Speaker 5: had a few drinks because he was like just going
Speaker 5: on about how he was going to get so much
Speaker 5: action girl, like she's so hot or whatever.
Speaker 4: Probably that's why he got an uber.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean uber driver's conversations must be I mean
Speaker 3: riddled with that.
Speaker 5: Okay, oh, this is probably ten of these a week.
Speaker 5: But I mean I'm listening and I I'm zoned out
Speaker 5: kind of on where we're going, and the half does
Speaker 5: that for me. So I'm just I don't even notice
Speaker 5: that it's taken me right by my girlfriend's house. Oh
Speaker 5: right by Okay, pulled up and I'm like, oh, uh,
Speaker 5: I'm sorry. I apologize to the dude. I'm like, I'm
Speaker 5: so sorry. I I think I hit the wrong button
Speaker 5: in ways.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, because you're like, oh, I made a mistake.
Speaker 3: This isn't yeah, you need oh because it actually went
Speaker 3: to your girlfriend's place. And You're like, it must have
Speaker 3: been stored in my past drives or something exactly.
Speaker 5: And I'm I'm like thinking, like I screwed up, But no,
Speaker 5: he goes nope, this is it, and he hops out
Speaker 5: of the car and he walks right up. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 5: he opens the door and he goes right in and
Speaker 5: that's it.
Speaker 3: Oh, oh my god.
Speaker 5: What are the chances?
Speaker 2: Does your girlfriend have a roommate?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: What did you do?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 5: I sat there for a minute. I drank one of
Speaker 5: my free waters, just quietly.
Speaker 2: Let it happen. You know what my mom always told
Speaker 2: me at these moments, I want to get that five
Speaker 2: star review. So I'm not gonna say anything.
Speaker 4: Did you break it up or did you drive off?
Speaker 5: No? I drove, I took. I couldn't do it right.
Speaker 5: I did later, definitely, like I let her have it.
Speaker 4: Later.
Speaker 5: I told her exactly what happened.
Speaker 4: Jean.
Speaker 2: All right, we have time to hear from Rachel. Tell
Speaker 2: us how you busted your significant other.
Speaker 1: So I was living in this place probably about a
Speaker 1: year and a half ago, and so we would be
Speaker 1: sleeping at nighttime and we would hear these noises, and
Speaker 1: you know, we kind of came to the conclusion that
Speaker 1: the place was just haunted.
Speaker 2: Like what kind of noises?
Speaker 1: Well, they were. It was like knocking noises, and you know,
Speaker 1: like kind of like sometimes stuff was dropping, and that's
Speaker 1: what we thought. It was like creaks and pipes. And
Speaker 1: so one night I heard this loud bang kind of
Speaker 1: sound in the kitchen, so I went, I got up
Speaker 1: and looked, and there was a woman in her lingerie
Speaker 1: in the kitchen.
Speaker 3: What what what? Someone? Yeah, sexy robber is.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking, Okay, this woman's like maybe she's drunk, maybe
Speaker 1: she like in the row house. And no, no, she wasn't.
Speaker 1: My boyfriend comes out of the bathroom and he knew
Speaker 1: about her. Oh oh yeah, so no, it wasn't creaking
Speaker 1: and everything. She he was seating her in there.
Speaker 3: Wait, he was literally sneaky a woman into your guys'
Speaker 3: hearts while.
Speaker 2: She was asleep.
Speaker 1: He was speaking her in there the whole time. Whoa,
Speaker 1: he was playing the whole haunted house the whole time.
Speaker 2: Oh, he was trying to convince you that the whole
Speaker 2: time it was just a ghost making the noise, when
Speaker 2: really it was his side piece.
Speaker 1: And then it was oh, she's the ghost.
Speaker 3: Oh you can't see her.
Speaker 4: He's trying to put your hand through her.
Speaker 2: It's not if she's already dead.
Speaker 3: I can't believe you would do that.
Speaker 2: No wonder the ghosts were moaning.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so he's history obviously.
Speaker 2: Well, make sure to hit up our textports seven eight,
Speaker 2: five nine two if you have a funny story about
Speaker 2: how you caught your ex cheating and you could be
Speaker 2: on the next edition of Busted your Phone Tabs coming
Speaker 2: up right after this