Speaker 1: Hey, it's the Broken Jeffrey Podcast. And did you guys
Speaker 1: know we have listeners in Japan, Germany, k Netherlands, Italy. Wait,
Speaker 1: those actually all have super hot men, don't they. Wait? Actually,
Speaker 1: if you're listening from their DM me after this, k okay,
Speaker 1: after you hear in the full shower. I'm just starting
Speaker 1: right now. We're sixty seconds from your shot callar question
Speaker 1: of the day. It's Brooken Jeffrey in the morning. And
Speaker 1: a new survey just came out that's making a lot
Speaker 1: of people think. And they asked, if you could choose
Speaker 1: one age to be for the rest of your life,
Speaker 1: what would you choose? Oh man, what do you all think?
Speaker 1: My first instinct is like early twenties, but I was
Speaker 1: wasted all yeah. I like where I'm at right now.
Speaker 1: It's so easy to be dumb and young. Yeah you know,
Speaker 1: I mean, wait, what ye No consequences, no good thing.
Speaker 1: The most common answer from the survey was thirty six
Speaker 1: yet altering. Okay, I mean it kind of makes sense
Speaker 1: because you you're more financially stable. I bet that's part
Speaker 1: of it that happens. Yeah. You also, by the time
Speaker 1: of thirty six, you're really good at say no, which
Speaker 1: is a real nice thing in life. Yeah, And they say, also,
Speaker 1: it's an age where you're eating healthier, you're making better
Speaker 1: emotional decisions for yourself, but you're not so old where
Speaker 1: you can't have fun anymore. Totally. I could see that.
Speaker 1: In fact, four out of ten people say they would
Speaker 1: not go back to their twenties and they'd like to
Speaker 1: be frozen in time at thirty six in back and
Speaker 1: you're like, how did I like, how did I make it?
Speaker 1: Say that? But do they mean it? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: a lot of wasted energy in my twenties. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: it was fun. They also found more than half of
Speaker 1: people think they look five years younger than they really
Speaker 1: are and thirty six and they feel six years younger.
Speaker 1: I feel like, I can't wait till I hit thirty six.
Speaker 1: Why are you laughing on the room? Why why are
Speaker 1: you laughing? I'm not. In spite of all that, though,
Speaker 1: more than half of people said they used to be
Speaker 1: obsessed with slowing down how they're aging, but now they're
Speaker 1: doing a better job of just accepting and embracing it.
Speaker 1: Oh bull crap. My best friend. My best friend works
Speaker 1: is like injecting botox and stuff. There is not one
Speaker 1: person that isn't getting that stuff. I feel like I'm
Speaker 1: not getting it yet, and I may be the one
Speaker 1: wrinkly person in the future. I'm accepting and embracing it.
Speaker 1: A sure sweet death come. I cannot wait. So let's
Speaker 1: continue to age ourselves by doing the shot caller question
Speaker 1: of the day. We have a bucket full of names.
Speaker 1: We're gonna draw one out. See who gets asked a
Speaker 1: trivia question. If you answer it wrong, your punishment is
Speaker 1: to be shocked while singing a song. So text into
Speaker 1: seven eighty five nine two and tell us what she'd
Speaker 1: like to hear. Brooke is drawing an aim out because
Speaker 1: she had the shot caller last she had a face.
Speaker 1: What you get, Brooke, potato chip fox chip? Well, yes,
Speaker 1: I have read it so long without getting picked. All right, Well,
Speaker 1: Brooks putting on the shot collar. While that happens, Digital Jake,
Speaker 1: please read us the shot callar question of the day.
Speaker 1: Alfred Nobel once said, if I have a thousand ideas,
Speaker 1: only one turns out to be good. I'm satisfied with
Speaker 1: that being said. What happens when a company makes it
Speaker 1: big with one product then fails miserably trying something a
Speaker 1: little different. It's happened, and I have proof today. I
Speaker 1: have two lists for you. One has five different companies
Speaker 1: on it, and the other is five alternative products that
Speaker 1: those brands have actually manufactured and sold. Your job is
Speaker 1: to correctly match each company with the product they put
Speaker 1: on the market. Oh okay, listen closely while we hand
Speaker 1: out these lists. Here are your five companies, perhaps Blue Ribbon, okay,
Speaker 1: pr Lamborghini, Life Savers, bick Oh, they make everything, and Cheetos.
Speaker 1: Your alternative products created by these companies are vodka, cheese, soda,
Speaker 1: disposable underwear, and lipball. You have to match the company
Speaker 1: to the product they've created. You can start discussing now.
Speaker 1: You'll have ninety seconds before you have to give me
Speaker 1: your first two matches. Okay, I'm going to start with
Speaker 1: the products on this one and then go to the company.
Speaker 1: So my first one for vodka, it makes sense to
Speaker 1: me that it would be Lamborghini because people who are
Speaker 1: rich like alcohol. Yeah, and like Lamborghini people are they
Speaker 1: the ones that always have the jackets and chat? But
Speaker 1: is that obvious? Like would they switch to another alcohol?
Speaker 1: I don't think they do it. They're just cheaper, so
Speaker 1: they can make anything else like anything. So for me, okay,
Speaker 1: we'll go to Pat's Blue ribbon right now. For me,
Speaker 1: that isn't obvious where they're going to want to make
Speaker 1: something that goes with beer to up their beer sales.
Speaker 1: And that's why I would pick cheese. Oh, I thought
Speaker 1: you said disposable underwear, because when you drink too much
Speaker 1: be It's also not a bad idea because you're at
Speaker 1: a festival, you're maybe at a concert. I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: cheese or disposable underwear. Do you imagine a ribbon cheese?
Speaker 1: That sounds awful. Well, the thing is they didn't work.
Speaker 1: They didn't work, all right, Yeah, I'm gonna stick cheese
Speaker 1: with PBR. Okay, looks at the question one more time.
Speaker 1: I gave you a list of five different companies on
Speaker 1: it and another one which had five alternative products that
Speaker 1: those brands have sold in the past. Now tell me
Speaker 1: which two you've paired up so far, and I'll tell
Speaker 1: you if you're correct or not. I got PBR and
Speaker 1: cheese and Lamborghini and vodka. I can tell you two
Speaker 1: out of two of those are correct. Okay, let's move forward. Okay,
Speaker 1: we got vodka and cheese out of the way. Now
Speaker 1: we're on to soda soda okay, and the choices are
Speaker 1: Life Savers, BIC and Cheetos. Between those okay, my instinct
Speaker 1: is soda sugar, Life Savers sugar soda, and Life Savers
Speaker 1: disposable underwear. I'm gonna go Bick, please be bi Yeah,
Speaker 1: because Bick is a logic company, Like, yeah, it's your necessities, right,
Speaker 1: very true? Yes, lip bomb is a necessity. No, that
Speaker 1: is definitely Cheetos. I mean, who wants who doesn't want
Speaker 1: to rub all that cheeto goodness all over you? Look,
Speaker 1: that would make it more chappy. Yeah. Yeah, that seems
Speaker 1: like the worst part of Well again, these didn't work out,
Speaker 1: but you need final answer. I'm gonna go Life Savers
Speaker 1: made soda, Bick made disposable underwear, and Cheetos made lip Bomb.
Speaker 1: I asked you to take five products and link them
Speaker 1: up to the parent company that produced it, and here
Speaker 1: are the correct answers. Perhaps Blue Ribbon, during Prohibition created
Speaker 1: their own spreadable cheese. They were soon sued by Theovida
Speaker 1: and crafts Lamborghini distilled an item back in two thousand
Speaker 1: and three. You can still buy online today and that's vodka.
Speaker 1: You can buy it, but don't drink and drive. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm still available. Cool Life Savers in nineteen eighties. It's
Speaker 1: a new spinoff product that did well in taste tests
Speaker 1: but not in story test. Consumers thought the Life Saver
Speaker 1: soda pot. Yes, like candy. You're three for three so far,
Speaker 1: let's go Cheetos. You said lip ball for this one.
Speaker 1: In two thousand and five, Cheetos attended to make their
Speaker 1: own lip ball. Yeast first complained that it's spelled like
Speaker 1: moldy cheese. They dis continued it, so that means you
Speaker 1: got the fifth one right yea. In nineteen ninety eight,
Speaker 1: because they were known for making high quality but inexpensive
Speaker 1: items like pens and office supplies, the company Bick manufactured
Speaker 1: women's disposable underwear, but for some reason it didn't catch on.
Speaker 1: That's amazing, got them all right, and that means Jake
Speaker 1: will take the shock this morning. And somebody wanted to
Speaker 1: hear the song You Belong with Me by Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1: I love Jake's voice. She wears short skirts, I wear
Speaker 1: T shirt, cheese, cheer kept in. Remember the day when
Speaker 1: you wake up and find that what you're looking for
Speaker 1: has been here the whole time. If you could see
Speaker 1: hit those high notes. All right, that's your shot. Collar
Speaker 1: Question of the Day brought to you by Bick's Disposable Underwear,
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Not a lot of
Speaker 1: people know this, but some of the greatest inventions of
Speaker 1: all time we're all thought up in the same place. Really, Yeah,
Speaker 1: on the toilet. Do some of your best thinking in there?
Speaker 1: Like Albert Einstein actually came up with his theory of
Speaker 1: relativity after he ate an old gas station burrito. A
Speaker 1: lot of people don't know that. They don't put that
Speaker 1: part in here. For a long time he was. And
Speaker 1: if it wasn't for Thomas Edison get in a case
Speaker 1: of toilet chili, never would have had the time sit
Speaker 1: down and think of all the details that went into
Speaker 1: that light bulb. You know, there's some things that we
Speaker 1: should just leave out of history. Many but that would
Speaker 1: be would be the ones. Well, what about one of
Speaker 1: the world's greatest love stories started on a toilet? Fifty
Speaker 1: Shades of Gray written entirely on the john. I actually
Speaker 1: believe that. Yeah, Well it's a dirty, dirty story, it is.
Speaker 1: And that's why when we play our next song. I'm
Speaker 1: demanding that all of our hosts run to the bathroom
Speaker 1: and we we're all going to stay in there and
Speaker 1: push out one good thought. Okay, because we're good. That's
Speaker 1: what I Because we're doing What's on your Mind, guys,
Speaker 1: and it needs to be good. Here we go, Let's
Speaker 1: all on your Mind next to Brooke and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the Morning. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, and
Speaker 1: it's time for a very special edition of What's on
Speaker 1: Your Mind, rumba edition. We're just gonna press a button
Speaker 1: and let it wander around to see what gems it
Speaker 1: comes up with. I know I have an old Snickers
Speaker 1: bar rapper in mine. We'll see what my co hosts
Speaker 1: find in a brand new edition of What's on Your
Speaker 1: Mind where we go around the room and find out
Speaker 1: what each member of the morning show has been thinking
Speaker 1: about lately. Starting with Brooke, what's been on your mind? Ooh,
Speaker 1: you guys, sweatpants maybe ruining my relationship? What I know?
Speaker 1: And I have a favorite pair and I can't give
Speaker 1: them up and my husband hates them with a passion. Well,
Speaker 1: hold on, your husband wears sweatpants every single day from
Speaker 1: multiple days on. He has senior pictures in sweatpants. He
Speaker 1: has a long history of sweatpants, but he hates mine
Speaker 1: and they are so comfortable. Okay, I got him for free.
Speaker 1: They're a promotional item for McDonald's. They say they say
Speaker 1: world famous all down the side of him, the whole way,
Speaker 1: and then there's McDonald's logos on them. And when I
Speaker 1: wear them, he has told me that part of him
Speaker 1: dies inside. And for Christmas, he got me like a
Speaker 1: fancy pair of like leisure pants. They're so awesome. I'm
Speaker 1: not wearing those, the leisure in I wear him to
Speaker 1: the office because they're so nice and they're supposed to
Speaker 1: be leisure they are They're like legit cow is work
Speaker 1: pants with elastic and I'm like, why do you wear those?
Speaker 1: So he's begged me to throw them away, and I
Speaker 1: just I really don't want to. So if anybody has
Speaker 1: an idea where I could get him to be on board, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're my favorite sweat Are you sure he's not just
Speaker 1: hitting on you like girls telling me those pants do
Speaker 1: not look good on you. They look better on the floor,
Speaker 1: And she's like, why are you nagging me again? They
Speaker 1: haven't been always I wish. He said that. He told me,
Speaker 1: I think that I looked white trash in them. Okay,
Speaker 1: it could be work on it all right, Jose, what's
Speaker 1: on your mind? Well, my nephew just got on kids
Speaker 1: Messenger for the first time. Oh yes, it's Kids Messenger.
Speaker 1: He's eight, and it's very basic. You can talk and
Speaker 1: then there's like some filters like I can be a
Speaker 1: Rabbit or a squirrel, stuff for kids, and it's like
Speaker 1: an approved list if he's talk. So he's been toying
Speaker 1: around with it. And I got my first video from him,
Speaker 1: sent to me on kids Messenger the other day. I
Speaker 1: opened the video and the title is this is your
Speaker 1: diss track? What what he's dissing? Dissing me? He has
Speaker 1: made a rap video dissing me, the first thing he's
Speaker 1: ever sent to his sweet uncle. Oh my god, isn't
Speaker 1: I miss you? It's yo, dog, I got bars and
Speaker 1: you gotta hear it. Yeah, do you have some audio?
Speaker 1: You're going down and got the chromish in a little
Speaker 1: kind Look at you, a tiny frown, Yeah, going down?
Speaker 1: Got you're even like a threat. Oh you're a little frown,
Speaker 1: your little frown. You're going down. Oh my goodness, why
Speaker 1: am I getting distressed? Nephew, Are you gonna do a
Speaker 1: distract back to him? I'm not going to come on,
Speaker 1: it's fun. I'm confused. I don't know what. All I
Speaker 1: know isn't super cute, and I can't wait. I hope
Speaker 1: I get more. Did it did it hit too close
Speaker 1: to home? Did it hurt too hard? Jose? When you
Speaker 1: started crying? He took me down, and he did. I
Speaker 1: do feel like the first thing I should say to
Speaker 1: you is you're a great person. Up I deserve. I'm
Speaker 1: worried that you are a sensitive dude. That's why we
Speaker 1: should definitely not encourage our listeners to text into seven
Speaker 1: eight five. Send your distracks to the morning show right now,
Speaker 1: good social media coordinator Alexis, what's been on your mind? Yeah,
Speaker 1: so recently, my roommate had this really cute pair of shoes.
Speaker 1: I noticed she didn't wear much. Oh no, no, So
Speaker 1: I bought him off for her. Yeah, I get like
Speaker 1: thirty dollars. I actually bought him because I was like,
Speaker 1: I want to own these. I could just stolen, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I like them, borrowed up. I mean yeah,
Speaker 1: so I wore them out for the first time with
Speaker 1: her actually, and I got so many components on them.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I was with her and now she's jealous.
Speaker 1: So the whole time, like I'm not kidding. We were
Speaker 1: in a bathroom at one point and two women in
Speaker 1: there told me they were going to go online and
Speaker 1: order them. Yeah, and the best was a fifty year
Speaker 1: old like man came up it told me he's had
Speaker 1: a pair of shoes like them, he's been nervous to wear.
Speaker 1: And I gave him the comfortable don't wear them, showed
Speaker 1: me photos and my roommate is sitting there. Oh she
Speaker 1: just few mean, yeah, yeah she is, and she goes
Speaker 1: She's like, remember I bought those I bought and she
Speaker 1: wants them back now she doesn't double the price, double
Speaker 1: the price, make a profit. Yeah, sales are finals. No,
Speaker 1: whatever you do, don't show brook a picture of him,
Speaker 1: because then she's gonna want him. She's always stealing your fashion.
Speaker 1: She is right, thank you, jeff Jeffy, wo's on your mind? Well,
Speaker 1: I watched Wheel of Fortune for the first time the
Speaker 1: other day. Very long to the list of why you're
Speaker 1: sixty five years old at her, I'm gonna say it's
Speaker 1: been a long It's been about ten years since I
Speaker 1: saw it, and I gotta say the hints awful? Oh
Speaker 1: what makes them bad? Thing is a hint? How is
Speaker 1: that a hint? Everything's a thing? Yea? Why even put
Speaker 1: that on the put person or place? I mean, like,
Speaker 1: you think you could do better, Jeff, Well, I think
Speaker 1: I can do better than It's a thing? Do you
Speaker 1: want to you want to start writing for Wheel of Fortune? Maybe?
Speaker 1: Another category they had was phrase. Oh yeah, I can
Speaker 1: see on the board that there's multiple words in it.
Speaker 1: You don't have to tell me that it's a phrase.
Speaker 1: If it has more than one word, obviously it's a phrase.
Speaker 1: You've not helped me in any way, and now you've
Speaker 1: kind of insulted me by It could still be a person,
Speaker 1: if his multiple worlds. It could be like Alexander the Great. Yeah, like,
Speaker 1: it could still be a person. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: actually felt sad watching it too, because Vana White and
Speaker 1: Pat say Jack seem like they're over it. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: how could they not? I mean, Van, she's really excited
Speaker 1: about turning the letters. Now she's like kind of half
Speaker 1: assing it. She's barely smiling. Pat doesn't seem like he
Speaker 1: cares at all when he gives out a prize. He's like, oh,
Speaker 1: what did you win there, Kathy? Oh yeah, trip to Delaware. Yikes.
Speaker 1: Enjoy that. We'll be back to play again next week.
Speaker 1: I don't know you really. I know it's supposed to
Speaker 1: have nostalgic feels and supposed to be the exact same
Speaker 1: as it was in nineteen eighty six, but they just
Speaker 1: it's not working. Yeah, well they need to shake it
Speaker 1: up a little bit. I appreciate it because now I
Speaker 1: don't have to ever watch it again. Okay, yeah, start yeah,
Speaker 1: Text into seven eighty five to nine two, tell us
Speaker 1: what you've been thinking about lately. It's Brooke and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning. Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Laser
Speaker 1: stories coming up in just a few minutes. But first
Speaker 1: we just shared what's been on our minds lately, and
Speaker 1: so we asked our listeners to do the same. Text
Speaker 1: into seventy five nine two, tell us what's been on yours.
Speaker 1: We got one text that says, my puppy finally figured
Speaker 1: out how to get his toys to squeak. Unfortunately it
Speaker 1: happened at three am. Oh my god. Always another text
Speaker 1: came in, the thing that's been on my mind. Is
Speaker 1: what it would be like to live inside Jeffrey's head.
Speaker 1: I wonder if it would be fun. It would be
Speaker 1: very organized. Really, I feel like it's a real hollow space, minimalist.
Speaker 1: I would say it's actually Airbnb's newest promotion, one night
Speaker 1: stay for just four dollars inside Jeffreys Jack and one
Speaker 1: more text in the seventy five nine two says, I've
Speaker 1: been thinking about working with you guys all week long.
Speaker 1: Is this Destiny trying to tell me something? A huge mistake?
Speaker 1: You're wanting to Destiny telling you to get into a
Speaker 1: dying industry. Don't listen. We keep your text coming into
Speaker 1: seven eighty five nine two. Laser Stories are coming up
Speaker 1: right after this. It's the radio segment who came up
Speaker 1: with an idea to create a waterproof smart speaker, but
Speaker 1: it completely flopped because he named it moist. It's Laser Stories,
Speaker 1: the segment where we read weird news stories from around
Speaker 1: the globe, just like everyone else does, except we have
Speaker 1: a laser and those other vinegar pops just don't. His
Speaker 1: first Laser Stories out of Sudan, a passenger plane was
Speaker 1: cruising at thirty thousand feet when the pilot and co
Speaker 1: pilot heard a bizarre noise coming from underneath the flight
Speaker 1: instrument panel, and that's when the pilot crouched down to
Speaker 1: see what was happening and was subsequently attacked by a
Speaker 1: stowaway cat. Would have really changed the movie Snakes on
Speaker 1: a Plane if they did cats instead. And this cat
Speaker 1: was not only feral, but it was also angry. I
Speaker 1: say that because when it came out, it lunged at
Speaker 1: the pilot, clawing him and biting his leg repeatedly. The
Speaker 1: guy flying the planet with it. The co pilot was
Speaker 1: so shocked he tried to run to the stewart station
Speaker 1: and grab a brom but when he reached for the
Speaker 1: cockpit door, the cat attacked him as well. Whatever she did. Yeah.
Speaker 1: After that, the cat made its way into the main cabin,
Speaker 1: where it attacked and pounced on more than half a
Speaker 1: dozen passengers. Go wow, still not the worst flight I've
Speaker 1: ever been on. Eventually, the entire crew gave up on
Speaker 1: catching the rogue feline and they had to make an
Speaker 1: emergency landing to save themselves. Officials said the plane had
Speaker 1: been parked for cleaning overnight the day before, and the
Speaker 1: cat most likely found a concealed space in the cockpit
Speaker 1: to sleep before being jostled awake when the plane went
Speaker 1: into flight. It's next Laser stories out of London. Fifty
Speaker 1: year old Jason Harvey loved to sing, and unfortunately for him,
Speaker 1: his entire neighborhood knew it. Yeah, singing's great because he
Speaker 1: would hold diy karaoke sessions where he belt out renditions
Speaker 1: of Abba and other big seventies hits. But the big
Speaker 1: problem was his loud singing triggered one hundred and fifty
Speaker 1: noise complaints in just six months from all his neighbors.
Speaker 1: People did not enjoy them. Apparently he wasn't a very
Speaker 1: good singing Yeah. One guy who did not want to
Speaker 1: be named, said, it's been a nightmare. I dreaded Saturday nights.
Speaker 1: It was so loud and his singing was so terrible.
Speaker 1: Another added, it's like having a disco below you. And
Speaker 1: it's not just him. Sometimes he has guests as well
Speaker 1: and they all sing, if that's what you can call it.
Speaker 1: Noise officers received specific complaints about renditions of Dire Straits,
Speaker 1: Sultans of Swing, along with the Kenny Rogers and Dolly
Speaker 1: Parton hit Islands in the Stream, Big karaoke songs, you know,
Speaker 1: so pitchy though apparently when he sings it. Yeah, what
Speaker 1: happened with all those complaints? Well, Jason was prosecuted and
Speaker 1: find almost four thousand dollars for being a terrible karaoke singer. Dude,
Speaker 1: what does that mean? Because Jeff, you're like a pro
Speaker 1: karaoke singer. Mean, they pay me, they pay me mouth
Speaker 1: And after the ruling, he said, quote, the noise was
Speaker 1: only on Saturday nights when I fired up the karaoke machine.
Speaker 1: And I say, it's a crime if you're going to
Speaker 1: bed before eleven on a Saturday match party. Animal next
Speaker 1: Laser Stories out of Hartford, Connecticuts. A thirty six year
Speaker 1: old woman who's only being identified as Jane was roaming
Speaker 1: around a local yard sale recently when she came upon
Speaker 1: a white bowl adorned with paintings of blue cobalt flowers.
Speaker 1: Jane was an antiques enthusiast, so she knew when she
Speaker 1: came across the piece that she thought it could be
Speaker 1: something special. So she bought it for thirty five bucks,
Speaker 1: and then she took it to an art dealer who
Speaker 1: appraised the bowl for half a million dollars. Yeah, there's
Speaker 1: gonna be an unpopular opinion, But do you feel like
Speaker 1: these people are stealing from the original owners of the bowl,
Speaker 1: Like just because this couple didn't know that it was
Speaker 1: worth that much and was an antique specialist, Like you
Speaker 1: just ripped him off. Kind you can go back here,
Speaker 1: here's ten grand There you go, thanks for that. Yeah, guys,
Speaker 1: but they don't have it. Turns out that was a
Speaker 1: rare fifteenth century Chinese artifact from the early Ming period.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's about to go up for auction
Speaker 1: at Sotheby's. You know, it was one of the kid's
Speaker 1: favorite like macaroni ball. You know, those grandparents are never
Speaker 1: going to live it down. Mom, I can't believe he
Speaker 1: sold that. According to the auction house experts, it's one
Speaker 1: of only seven such bowls known to exist in the world. Wow,
Speaker 1: and it's still a mystery how it ended up at
Speaker 1: a yard sale in Connecticut. The experts say it's possible
Speaker 1: it was passed down through generations of the same family
Speaker 1: who just didn't know how unique it really was. My
Speaker 1: family hands next laser stories out of Bigmouth Headquarters. I've
Speaker 1: ever been talking with someone at a party or at
Speaker 1: a work function, and thought to yourself, Man, this is
Speaker 1: going on way too long. How do I stop talking
Speaker 1: about whatever this is we're talking about? Yea, Well, it
Speaker 1: turns out you're not the only one who's bad at that, because,
Speaker 1: according to a new study out of Harvard, we're all
Speaker 1: terrible at knowing when and how to end a conversation,
Speaker 1: all of us everyone. Okay. The researchers found only two
Speaker 1: percent of conversations and when both people wanted them to,
Speaker 1: and only thirty percent of conversations and when one person
Speaker 1: wants them to the rest of the time, you both
Speaker 1: feel like it's going on too long, but no one
Speaker 1: knows how or when to break it off. Would just
Speaker 1: be more direct than like, do you feel like this
Speaker 1: is we've passed our time? Well, that's rude. So here's
Speaker 1: what they say you should do. Okay, Okay, let's say
Speaker 1: quote you might as well just leave earlier at the
Speaker 1: first time, when it seems appropriate, because it's better to
Speaker 1: leave them wanting more than less. That keep your conversation short.
Speaker 1: Get out as soon as there's a good opportunity. Okay.
Speaker 1: And speaking of ending things quickly, oh, I need you
Speaker 1: to wrap it up there, mister turtle. Here's a short
Speaker 1: this is done. Okay, well I'm still waiting and okay, finally,
Speaker 1: my goodness, that means Laser Stories is done for the day.
Speaker 1: We're going to do it again, same time on Friday,
Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Guys, I want to
Speaker 1: keep the show going. But before we can move on,
Speaker 1: there has been a little bit of controversy in studio recently,
Speaker 1: something that we need to address and just get to
Speaker 1: the bottom of. So Brooke, let me just ask the music. Yesterday,
Speaker 1: you wore a white sweater to work. Sweatshirt. Yeah, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I was super cute. Okay, So around what time did
Speaker 1: you put said sweatshirt on? No? No, it was like
Speaker 1: five twenty seven. Yep, that's what I thought. Busted? What busted?
Speaker 1: Because Alexis put on that same sweatshirt at five twenty
Speaker 1: five officially confirmed copied Alexis. I knew it. You need
Speaker 1: to back up because Alexis was at work yet I
Speaker 1: got to work first, so I never saw her. I
Speaker 1: had it in my car. I saw you without it on.
Speaker 1: Why are you find me? You saw my car? I didn't?
Speaker 1: You said that looks good? You were behind me. What
Speaker 1: we all suspected the entire time. Brooks saw Alyxis's white sweatshirt,
Speaker 1: thought and maybe she should wear one too, so she
Speaker 1: could look awoke like a twenty four year old. Thank you, Jeff,
Speaker 1: Is that what you were thinking? Listen, I have a confession.
Speaker 1: I have a full rainbow of sweatshirts in my car
Speaker 1: waiting just to see what I left it. I can
Speaker 1: pull the right one out. I wear the exact same one,
Speaker 1: because you know what, I'm cool, Brook, the fashion thief
Speaker 1: gets caught again. You started wearing scrunches too, Brook, Yeah,
Speaker 1: mine cost more than yours. That's rude. See it's because
Speaker 1: of sneeze ruts, sneaky people like Brook that we created
Speaker 1: the segment called Busted, when we catch people who thought
Speaker 1: they could get away with their like cheating on your
Speaker 1: significant others sweatshirt looks so cute on me. I mean,
Speaker 1: Alexis did it first? Busted coming up at seven ten.
Speaker 1: Sneaky husbands, bad boyfriends, and even worse girlfriends. They thought
Speaker 1: they could get away with them, but now they're about
Speaker 1: to get busted. You know some people are obsessed with vengeance, Yes, Batman,
Speaker 1: john Wick, Oh yeah, he's curious. George In the yellow hat.
Speaker 1: He is curious, curious what your intestines would look like
Speaker 1: on the floor of his cage. Was ripped from his
Speaker 1: family as a baby. You don't think he's upset about it.
Speaker 1: If you have, then as on the mine, maybe this
Speaker 1: show is where you'll find it. In a little segment
Speaker 1: that we call busted, listeners share stories about how they
Speaker 1: caught their ex being unfaithful. And we have some people
Speaker 1: on the phone ready to get their vengeance. So let's
Speaker 1: go right to it and talk to Kathy. Kathy, tell
Speaker 1: us how you busted your significant other. Okay, so I
Speaker 1: was my boyfriend's plate. He wasn't there, and I don't know.
Speaker 1: There was some trash around the house, and I just
Speaker 1: started picking up a little bit. I did the dishes. Oh,
Speaker 1: you're a good girlfriend, because it's not your house, it's
Speaker 1: his house, right, Well yeah, I mean, I just I
Speaker 1: had contributed to some of those dishes, so it's kind
Speaker 1: of a nice thing to do, so I thought, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: So anyway, he had a couple of trash bags sitting
Speaker 1: around too, so I decided that I would take those
Speaker 1: out the dumpster. But I was walking outside and it
Speaker 1: was so freaking heavy. That it burst on the ground
Speaker 1: before I made it to the dumpster. Oh god, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was the worst, like pick all the crap up.
Speaker 1: But the worst part of it was while I'm picking
Speaker 1: the crap up, there weren't condom wrappers, and like Cam
Speaker 1: and I are monogamous, and he lives alone. He doesn't
Speaker 1: have a work So I was like, what part Yeah,
Speaker 1: just story or bananas after you open? Yeah? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean I'm on birth control, so whatever, you know, take
Speaker 1: it for what it is. Yeah, no, So what did
Speaker 1: you do? Did you confront it when he got home? Oh? No, girl,
Speaker 1: I put trash in the trash bags, put the trash
Speaker 1: back into the house, and spread it throughout the apartment.
Speaker 1: Oh well, that sends a message like this looks just
Speaker 1: like Yeah, what did he say when he came home? Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was such an He texted me and he said, oh,
Speaker 1: I guess I should have doubled bagged my garbage. Oh
Speaker 1: what didn't even deny it? Wait? Was that a euphemism
Speaker 1: or buddy? All right, let's go on to Eugene. Tell
Speaker 1: us how you busted your significant other. So I'm in
Speaker 1: I drive uber and I picked up this dude. I
Speaker 1: was taking him to his date, and I think he
Speaker 1: had a few drinks because he was like just going
Speaker 1: on and on about how he was going to get
Speaker 1: so much action girl, like she's so hot or whatever.
Speaker 1: Probably that's why he got an uber I mean uber
Speaker 1: driver's conversations must be i mean riddled with that. Okay, oh,
Speaker 1: this is probably ten of these a week. But I'm
Speaker 1: in I'm listening and I'm zoned out kind of on
Speaker 1: where we're going in the half does that for me?
Speaker 1: So I'm just I don't even notice that it's taken
Speaker 1: me right by my girlfriend's house. Oh, right by Okay,
Speaker 1: pulled up and I'm like, oh, like, I'm sorry. I
Speaker 1: apologize to the dude. I'm like, I'm so sorry. I
Speaker 1: I think I hit the wrong button and ways, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: because you're like, oh, I made a mistake. This isn't
Speaker 1: yeah you need oh because it actually went to your
Speaker 1: girlfriend's place. And you're like it must have been stored
Speaker 1: in my past drives or something exactly. And I like, thinking,
Speaker 1: like I screwed up, but no, he goes, Nope, that's it,
Speaker 1: and he hops out of the car and he walks
Speaker 1: right up. Oh my gosh. He opens the door and
Speaker 1: he goes right in and that's it. Oh, oh my god,
Speaker 1: what are the chances does your girlfriend have a roommate? No,
Speaker 1: what did you do? Well? I sat there for a minute.
Speaker 1: I drank one of my free waters. We let it happen.
Speaker 1: You know what, my mom always told me. I want
Speaker 1: to get that five star review. So I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: say anything. Did you break it up or did you
Speaker 1: drive off? No? I drove I chok. Yeah, I couldn't
Speaker 1: do it right. I did later. I definitely like I
Speaker 1: let her have it. I told her exactly what happened.
Speaker 1: All right, we have time to hear from Rachel. Tell
Speaker 1: us how you busted your significant other. So I was
Speaker 1: living in this place probably about a year and a
Speaker 1: half ago, and so we would be sleeping at nighttime
Speaker 1: and we would hear these noises, and you know, we
Speaker 1: kind of came to the conclusion that the police was
Speaker 1: just haunted. Yeah, like what kind of noises? Well, they
Speaker 1: were it was like knocking noises, and you know, like
Speaker 1: I'm kind of like sometimes stuff was dropping, and that's
Speaker 1: what we thought. It was, like creeks and pipes. And
Speaker 1: so one night I heard this loud bang kind of
Speaker 1: sound in the kitchen. So I went, I got up
Speaker 1: and looked, and there was a woman in her linger
Speaker 1: rate in the kitchen. What what so what you've ever seen? Yeah,
Speaker 1: sexy robber is yeah, stealing. I'm thinking, okay, this woman
Speaker 1: like maybe she drunk, maybe she like in the ron
Speaker 1: house and and no, no, she wasn't. My boyfriend comes
Speaker 1: out of the bathroom and he knew about her. Oh
Speaker 1: oh yeah, so no, it wasn't creaking and everything. He
Speaker 1: was sneaking her in there. Wait. Oh, he was literally
Speaker 1: sneaking a woman into your guys's up apartment while she
Speaker 1: was asleep. He was sneaking her in there the whole
Speaker 1: time when he was he was playing the whole haunted
Speaker 1: house saint the whole time. He was trying to convince
Speaker 1: you that the whole time it was just a ghost
Speaker 1: making the noise, when really it was his side piece, right.
Speaker 1: And then it was oh, she's the ghost. Oh you
Speaker 1: can't see her trying to put her hand through her
Speaker 1: if she's already dead. I can't believe he would do that.
Speaker 1: One of the girls were moaning. Yeah, so he's history obviously. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Well make sure to hit up our Tech Sports seven
Speaker 1: eight five to nine two. If you have a funny
Speaker 1: story about how you caught your ex cheating and you
Speaker 1: could be on the next edition of Busted. Your phone
Speaker 1: TAP's coming up right after this, Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the morning. It's not uncommon for restaurants to get special
Speaker 1: requests for birthdays and anniversaries last night before prison parties,
Speaker 1: things like that. They get them all the time, but
Speaker 1: normally it's something simple like a card on the table
Speaker 1: or some flower pedals scattered around the chair. But not today,
Speaker 1: because I want my wife's birthday to be extra special
Speaker 1: this year, and I wanted to represent the bold, exciting
Speaker 1: lifestyle that we both lead. So maybe the manager can
Speaker 1: accommodate a few unusual requests that I send his way.
Speaker 1: We're gonna see in your phone tap right now the twenties. Good.
Speaker 1: Can I help you? Hi? I have a reservation there
Speaker 1: tomorrow night for two. Okay, what was the name? Um?
Speaker 1: It might be under Strappin str A P P O N.
Speaker 1: Some people announced it's strap On, but it's it's actually Strappin. Yes,
Speaker 1: Strappin party for two. I do I have you down
Speaker 1: for six thirty? Oh? Nice, he said it right too?
Speaker 1: Good job, Yeah, yeah, sure, So how can I help you? Yeah? So, um,
Speaker 1: it's actually going to be my wife's birthday. Oh wonderful,
Speaker 1: she's turning forty. Congratulations. How how can we make it
Speaker 1: special for her? Well? I'm actually glad you asked, because
Speaker 1: I do have a few ideas. Okay, Well, there's definitely
Speaker 1: a variety of things that we can do. But what
Speaker 1: did you have in mind? Okay? So Um, I looked
Speaker 1: up your menu online and I see that you have
Speaker 1: the jumbo shrimp cocktail. Um. Do you think that before
Speaker 1: serving it you could pose the shrimp for me? I'm
Speaker 1: not sure I understand what what you mean. Well, I'm
Speaker 1: picturing at least three shrimp, with one spooning the other shrimp,
Speaker 1: and then the third spooning that shrimp. It's a spoon
Speaker 1: train shrimp. You know, they're little, Their little feelers are
Speaker 1: just clutching the other shrimps backs, and maybe one's nibbling
Speaker 1: the other's ear. So let me get this straight. If
Speaker 1: I can't, you you want us to pose the food
Speaker 1: so that it looks like they're they're cuddling when it
Speaker 1: comes out. I'm not sure. Yeah, exactly. You can put
Speaker 1: toothpicks in them or whatever you need to do to
Speaker 1: get them to stay. They just need to look like
Speaker 1: they're all having a great time with each other. Just
Speaker 1: a shrimp party, shrimp on shrimp, don't don't. I don't
Speaker 1: have a ton of control over over how the food
Speaker 1: comes out, unfortunately, sir, you know, knowing our chef, I
Speaker 1: just I don't think that that that's something we're going
Speaker 1: to be able to do. Well, maybe maybe we'll put
Speaker 1: a pin in that one. But you guys have those
Speaker 1: big rolls there right, Yes, we are. We are known
Speaker 1: for our large baked biscuit. Yeah, biscuits. I'm wondering can
Speaker 1: you shape them into fists and then shove a hot
Speaker 1: dog right in the middle? Maybe two of them or four? Even? Sir?
Speaker 1: What's going on? What? What do you mean? I mean,
Speaker 1: your your requests are very odd and somewhat suggestive. Is
Speaker 1: this is this some kind of a joke, not a joke,
Speaker 1: that's just what we're into. So I'd like to do
Speaker 1: that for my wife on her birthday? Well, I mean,
Speaker 1: these are these are pretty ridiculous requests, sir. I'm not,
Speaker 1: I mean not where I come from. Do you know
Speaker 1: about swinger culture? No, sir, would you like to learn
Speaker 1: familiar because I could mentor you show you the ropes.
Speaker 1: I'm just a manager here. I mean, I'm really trying
Speaker 1: to help you with your wife's birthday. I'm not looking
Speaker 1: to learn about any alternate lifestyles or anything like that. Okay,
Speaker 1: you know that's fine, I get it. Maybe next week
Speaker 1: then follow up. Anyway, let's get back to my wife's birthday.
Speaker 1: I guess if the hot dog fist buns don't work.
Speaker 1: I saw you have a roast turkey that's on the menu,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say probably not because I just I feel
Speaker 1: like you're going to tell me to pose it or
Speaker 1: do some other things that that we're just not gonna do. No,
Speaker 1: I don't want you to do anything like that. I
Speaker 1: just want you to bring out the entire bird with
Speaker 1: four cucumbers on the table next to it. Sure, I
Speaker 1: just I can't. And also, sorry, I forgot to mention
Speaker 1: a large bowl of olive oil. What that's important. We're
Speaker 1: gonna need it. I don't know what to tell you,
Speaker 1: but just we're we're not going to do any of that. Um,
Speaker 1: the best that I can do is we can offer
Speaker 1: your wife a complimentary dessert. I think it'll be very
Speaker 1: nice and oh, okay, all that we're going to be
Speaker 1: able to do a complimentary dessert. All right, well that
Speaker 1: might work. Um, do you have any candles? Yes, we do.
Speaker 1: We do have candles, but I'm not gonna do anything
Speaker 1: weird candles. I'm not sticking them in anything or posing
Speaker 1: the candles, no, anything like that. I don't know. Of course,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't want anything like that anyway. I just need
Speaker 1: you tor on the cheesecake next to the candle blow
Speaker 1: me no, no, and not should do the trip. I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna go ahead, and I'm gonna go ahead and
Speaker 1: cancel this reservation. Why I don't. I don't want you
Speaker 1: in my in my restaurant making a scene in front
Speaker 1: of other customers. And well, I guess we've already made
Speaker 1: a scene on the radio, so my job is done anyway. What, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're on the radio right now, Ben What My name
Speaker 1: is jeff from brook and Jeffrey in the morning, And
Speaker 1: this is a prank phone call. Oh Mike, don't worry,
Speaker 1: No swingers are coming into your restaurant, dude. It's just
Speaker 1: two of your co workers set you up for this,
Speaker 1: Robbie and Tina. Oh they even put the fake name
Speaker 1: on the reservation book because they wanted to spice things
Speaker 1: up at the restaurant for you. As soon as they
Speaker 1: were posing the shrip like they were cuddling, I just
Speaker 1: I thought that was a classy move. I can't believe
Speaker 1: you would accommodate that. Yeah, maybe for somewhere else, all right,
Speaker 1: I guess I'm gonna have to call Olive Garden and
Speaker 1: see if they'll do it. God, oh my god, wake
Speaker 1: up every morning with funk ties, Broke and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the morning. There's certain things in life where, no matter
Speaker 1: how hard you try, it's literally impossible to look hot
Speaker 1: while doing them, Okay, Like blowing your nose, for example,
Speaker 1: or running with a backpack on. Oh, let's picture that
Speaker 1: in slow motion ready, or giving birth, although with the
Speaker 1: ankle start ups, I don't know, it could be close
Speaker 1: a hot moment. Can't imagine your highest Broke. They call
Speaker 1: it beautiful, but I don't really need it, okay. One
Speaker 1: of our listeners may have accidentally added another activity to
Speaker 1: that list during his date. Oh no, he knew it
Speaker 1: looked bad, and afterwards all he could do to cover
Speaker 1: up his embarrassment was just laugh. Now he's hoping for
Speaker 1: a redo. You're gonna hear what happened that was completely unsexy?
Speaker 1: New second date update, Next second date update. Are you
Speaker 1: guys feeling the warm breeze in your hair right now?
Speaker 1: Not that I want to, the sands stuck in your
Speaker 1: bikini bottoms, the wet splashes on your face of what
Speaker 1: I hope isn't contaminated lakewater? How are you making this dream?
Speaker 1: And we're just gonna get right to the second date
Speaker 1: today with one of our listeners, Alan, because he's one
Speaker 1: of the smart people, he took his date out to
Speaker 1: a place that was difficult to quickly escape from. Out
Speaker 1: in the middle of the water. Oh God, isn't that
Speaker 1: right out? Yes, that's absolutely correct. Yes. Are you all
Speaker 1: trying to say you went boating? Is that what you're
Speaker 1: trying to say? Yes, I did take my date on
Speaker 1: the lake. Okay, okay? And what's your date's name? Her
Speaker 1: name is Erica? Okay and around bombo bumble. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: how is your guys' conversation? Um? It was great? Uh? Well,
Speaker 1: first of all, she's gorgeous, of course, and she's fun
Speaker 1: and she likes to have a good time. She's outdoorsy,
Speaker 1: which is great because am I Okay, all right, everything
Speaker 1: is matching up between you and Erica. So we met
Speaker 1: up at the lake and we went kayaking. Oh that's fun.
Speaker 1: So she shows up looking like a supermodel and her
Speaker 1: water attire, I mean so hot. It's such a fun date.
Speaker 1: I love that you like planned and you, you know,
Speaker 1: put some activities together. You thought about what she liked.
Speaker 1: I mean I thought she was stoked, definitely, and I
Speaker 1: brought a couple of beers just to like relax, you know,
Speaker 1: because it's our first date. Yeah, we had a great conversation.
Speaker 1: We went on the kayak. It's the kayak for two, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: very romantic. I don't know why. In my head I
Speaker 1: was picturing a kyak for two, like her sitting on
Speaker 1: top of his shoulders while they paddled like that. Sounds
Speaker 1: like a romantic type of activity before the fun type
Speaker 1: of kayaking. Yeah, but do you feel like you were
Speaker 1: able to connect with her while you guys out there?
Speaker 1: We had great conversation, you know, I made a laugh
Speaker 1: and you know, we were out there for about like
Speaker 1: an hour, and then her arms got tired, you know,
Speaker 1: so we went back. Then you just made her paddle
Speaker 1: the entire time, okay, Like I was actually kind of
Speaker 1: happy just because it was hot out and I was
Speaker 1: getting sum berned, so I didn't really mind. So then
Speaker 1: we took paddled to um the shore. I mean, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: we paddled to like, like, you know, we left the
Speaker 1: lake and then um, okay, wherever the ground is, it's
Speaker 1: not a beach. Okay, okay, Alan, I can tell just
Speaker 1: by your voice that you're sounding a little bit nervous
Speaker 1: right now, but pretty quick, but it's okay. I mean,
Speaker 1: you must have just really liked Dereka a lot. Yeah
Speaker 1: I did. I really did like her, and I was
Speaker 1: hoping for like a second day. How did you end it?
Speaker 1: I mean you said you paddled to the shore and
Speaker 1: then what Yeah, so we paddled the shore and then
Speaker 1: I actually got stuck in my kayak. Drag the kayak
Speaker 1: and me out with oh no, with a fourth star arms.
Speaker 1: That was so bad out. Yeah, Like I was a
Speaker 1: dead fish. I say, that's not a sexy look to leave.
Speaker 1: It was embarrassing at the start, but at the end
Speaker 1: we're like we both thought, had a really good laugh
Speaker 1: about it. Okay, at least you're able to get on
Speaker 1: the same page. It's funny. I just I just picture
Speaker 1: her trying to put like canola oil all over your body,
Speaker 1: trying to likelip you out of your kayak hole. No,
Speaker 1: it was actually olive oil. Oh, you had some type
Speaker 1: of oil. I always ranked some type of oil with me.
Speaker 1: Good man. I can't tell. I can't tell if Alan's
Speaker 1: joking or not. You're joking, right, Alan, Um? Maybe I
Speaker 1: don't know. Curious. Yeah, So since that date happened, have
Speaker 1: you been keeping in touch with Erica? Like, how how's
Speaker 1: that been? Well? I mean I texted her and no response,
Speaker 1: and then I went back on bumball and I was
Speaker 1: trying to get hold of her but nothing. It's like
Speaker 1: dead silently. I don't think it was because she dragged
Speaker 1: me out. I was a person on Baywatch. Well, that's
Speaker 1: what I was going to ask. She had to pull
Speaker 1: you off physically. Was there any other physical contact? A hug,
Speaker 1: a high five, a kiss, anything. It'd be hard to
Speaker 1: do a hug with You're so slippery with the old
Speaker 1: right now. No cast, no cast, you know, because I
Speaker 1: was a gentleman. But we did get a hug. I
Speaker 1: couldn't get that close to her because my life jacket
Speaker 1: was bulky, but he kept the life jackets on. The
Speaker 1: guy was actually pretty successful. Even though it sounds like
Speaker 1: I might at an epic fail. I feel like, yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe next time, like half hour of kayaking and then
Speaker 1: maybe go get food in a drink or something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: as well, he brought two light beers with him. I did.
Speaker 1: I did a box of cheese. It's that we were
Speaker 1: like going at each other. Nothing wrong with him box
Speaker 1: of saggy cheese, as you can't argue with that. So
Speaker 1: I don't know what's wrong with this girl, Erica. We're
Speaker 1: gonna call her and try and figure it out. We'll
Speaker 1: get to the bottom of it with your second date
Speaker 1: update next second. I just I can't stop thinking about
Speaker 1: the awkward life vest hug farms. The sound of wet
Speaker 1: cloth plastic rubbing together, just a lot of squeaking. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but two dolphins trying to French kiss. I mean, not
Speaker 1: the most romantic ending that we've ever heard on the show.
Speaker 1: But that's how Alan ended his date with Erica after
Speaker 1: they spent about an hour together out on the lake,
Speaker 1: and so ever since then, she's been ghosting him, and
Speaker 1: Alan wants our help to turn that life vest hug
Speaker 1: into a lifelong relationship. Oh I see what you did there? Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: let's stop, Alan, How you doing man good? You know?
Speaker 1: I was actually just thinking maybe when she pulled me
Speaker 1: up on shore, I might have looked less manly and
Speaker 1: I'm pretty badly. So No, I pulling a guy in
Speaker 1: a life fest out of a kayak doesn't sound like. Okay,
Speaker 1: come on, buddy, let's get you out of the kayak.
Speaker 1: Nothing screams testosterone to me like being pulled out of
Speaker 1: a kayak. Yeah, but different. It just sucks that that
Speaker 1: was like your last impression too. I mean, I know
Speaker 1: that you guys got to laugh about it and that's cool,
Speaker 1: but like that, but I just checked my bumbo account
Speaker 1: and I can't find her. I think she blocked me
Speaker 1: or she's unfollowed me. Yeah, okay, so she just gonna
Speaker 1: really look forward to this call from us. Yeah, let's
Speaker 1: not speculate anymore. We're just gonna call Erica and see
Speaker 1: what she has to say. We'll ask her exactly how
Speaker 1: manly you were? Okay, all right, okay, he should say. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna doll her number right now. We'll see it. Yes, say,
Speaker 1: let's do this Hello. Hey is this Erica? It is
Speaker 1: hey Erica. My name is jeff from the radio show
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. How are you doing? Uh?
Speaker 1: I'm good. I'm sorry. Where are you from. We're from
Speaker 1: a radio show. It's called Brooke and Jeffrey in the
Speaker 1: Morning on every morning. Yep. You can also get us
Speaker 1: on podcast on Spotify if you want to look us
Speaker 1: up there. Oh okay, I'm what? I sorry? What do
Speaker 1: you want? We want to ask you a little bit
Speaker 1: about a date that you went on recently with one
Speaker 1: of our listeners, trying to help our friend. Yeah, somebody
Speaker 1: do you call a second date? Update? Do you remember
Speaker 1: going out recently with a guy named Alan? Oh? Alan,
Speaker 1: Alan's a liar? That guy is the biggest liar. Whoa
Speaker 1: you mean the manly man that you pulled out of
Speaker 1: the ka. I didn't need to do that. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: that is such a I'm sorry. I don't mean to interrupt, Erica,
Speaker 1: but that is not what I think any of us expected.
Speaker 1: Like we talked to Alan and he was I didn't
Speaker 1: see liar written all over him by any very who.
Speaker 1: I don't think you can get away with a lot
Speaker 1: and humble wholesome, humble hunk is how we ye read it.
Speaker 1: Oh so then he continues to lie to you guys too,
Speaker 1: and he's totally hooled you that what is he like
Speaker 1: some player or something? Like? What are you saying? No,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't go Okay, what was your take? Okay? Well,
Speaker 1: so audense profile, like he talked about, you know, his boote,
Speaker 1: how he fought his boat all the time. Yeah. So
Speaker 1: like when we started talking, he invited me out on
Speaker 1: his boat. Okay, not a dumb kayak, which everyone I
Speaker 1: would go on a boat, but I wouldn't a kayak. Wait,
Speaker 1: you thought he meant boat boat not manpowered boat. Yeah,
Speaker 1: of course, like a boat with a motor. Okay, I mean,
Speaker 1: but why does that matter? Like he's cute, right, why
Speaker 1: does that matter? For every reason possible? First of all,
Speaker 1: his picture is the way he like has the frame.
Speaker 1: It looks like he's on the water, but he kind
Speaker 1: of cuts out like I don't know the kayaks part?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so you were expecting to be out on
Speaker 1: some like yacht, Yeah I don't know. I mean one
Speaker 1: where I don't have to paddle. Yeah, But but I mean,
Speaker 1: were you able to get past that initial shock. Like
Speaker 1: he said, he brought some beers and you guys had
Speaker 1: a good time. I don't want to be completely rude,
Speaker 1: and like, we're out there anyway, so it's like, okay,
Speaker 1: I'll get on this, like we'll do it. And we're
Speaker 1: out there for like an hour and my arms are
Speaker 1: on fire. I didn't expect to be doing a workout
Speaker 1: this day. And finally we get back to sure and
Speaker 1: he gets stuck. Yeah. Yeah, he told us that part
Speaker 1: of the story. And I don't want to sound super
Speaker 1: judgmental here, but doesn't it seem a little bit superficial. No,
Speaker 1: that's the only thing that you're interested in. No, No,
Speaker 1: I'm saying you, Okay, I'm planning to have a fun summer,
Speaker 1: like not on a kayak. You can work on a kayak,
Speaker 1: trust me a little, but you can pull it off.
Speaker 1: And uh, it's like kayak was a no go right
Speaker 1: from the beginning. Yeah, of course, why wouldn't you just
Speaker 1: tell him that. I don't know. He seemed very excited
Speaker 1: about the whole thing. I didn't want to like burst
Speaker 1: his whole bubble, and I was like, look again, I
Speaker 1: mean then I don't have to work out later, So
Speaker 1: it just was fine. Fortunately you didn't burst his bubble then,
Speaker 1: but you burst it now because he's on the other
Speaker 1: line listening. Wait what Yeah, Alan's been there the whole time,
Speaker 1: wants to talk to you. Are you saying you're not
Speaker 1: gonna want to deal with me because my kayak is
Speaker 1: not a boat? Technically, we look up in the dictionary,
Speaker 1: A kayak is technically a boat. Okay, Alan, have you
Speaker 1: been listening? She doesn't want the kayak. I know, but
Speaker 1: I'm just saying technical terms. I wasn't lying kayak is
Speaker 1: considered a boat. Is this the first time we've ever
Speaker 1: done a second date where somebody got boat fish? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I did get boat fish? Yes, I want to put
Speaker 1: I don't know where to talk about semantics. I want
Speaker 1: a guy with a boat like I don't want like
Speaker 1: a kid at the slash flash Erica, I just bought
Speaker 1: a boat, A twenty foot foot boat. Can call our thirty?
Speaker 1: Did you just make up a bunch of words and
Speaker 1: then put boat at the beginning of what did you say?
Speaker 1: You said it's the way it isn't twenty You said
Speaker 1: it's a twenty four foot Bennington boats are thirty boats?
Speaker 1: Is it a yard or not? Half boat, half horse.
Speaker 1: So I don't know the name, but I do know
Speaker 1: what it's twenty four feet. I bought it online. It's used.
Speaker 1: I caught a Beddington called fault. No, you don't have
Speaker 1: to keep pronouncing it makes me. Are you serious, Allen?
Speaker 1: Or were you just google surging boats for sale while
Speaker 1: you were listening to Erica? I got one. The listing
Speaker 1: is pending, and I think I'll be the highest bidder, Erica,
Speaker 1: So he is soon to be boat owner as long
Speaker 1: as the bidding goes through the sale. Erica, picture picture
Speaker 1: yourself sitting on a Bennington Cult boat full. Ye doesn't
Speaker 1: that sound thirty? That is a big difference. No, the
Speaker 1: mono number is an R thirty, not the size. You
Speaker 1: guys don't know anything about boat. I forgot we were
Speaker 1: talking to the boat X. Yeah. But Erica, I mean
Speaker 1: you said that you only want to date a guy
Speaker 1: with a boat, and it sounds like he's about to
Speaker 1: own one. Look, first of all, I know a little
Speaker 1: bit about boats, and I actually those those are real.
Speaker 1: That's a real boat. Yeah, I just googled it and
Speaker 1: it says that boat gets all the hot chicks. Oh,
Speaker 1: I didn't know. Let's put that in the boat description.
Speaker 1: It's a good selling point, Erica. It sounds to me
Speaker 1: like this is kind of a match. You know, you're
Speaker 1: you're looking for any man who owns a boat, and
Speaker 1: he is a man who owns I think technically two
Speaker 1: boats stringing stringing together, and next thing you know, you
Speaker 1: got a party in the back. I mean, I say,
Speaker 1: Erica doesn't say yes. I think alexis, Oh yeah, I
Speaker 1: read here, so ic two choices. Erica has two choices.
Speaker 1: You could date a hero like me or a zero
Speaker 1: like the bumble other people because they don't have a boat,
Speaker 1: and I do it. Okay, what do you say, Erica?
Speaker 1: You want to go out with the hero because we'll
Speaker 1: pay for it. Look, I'm not just because we were
Speaker 1: like out on the water, but this whole thing sounds fishy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't believe him, huh. It sounds like while we
Speaker 1: were talking, he just jumped on eBay and put a
Speaker 1: bid on a boat. But that's how I got a boat.
Speaker 1: I'm getting one. Yeah. He's a man who sees what
Speaker 1: you want and he gets it for you to deliver.
Speaker 1: That's the type of person that you want to end
Speaker 1: up dating. A man that can get stuck in two boats. Dude. Honestly,
Speaker 1: I can't wait to see him try to back that down.
Speaker 1: But Erica, we need an answer. What do you say?
Speaker 1: Will you give Alan one more chance? I mean if
Speaker 1: you throw in some like SPF fifty for Alan, Like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm interested. I'm not promising though on it, but I'll
Speaker 1: see it. You'll look at I feel like, congratulations, we
Speaker 1: got a woman within viewing site of it. Took a
Speaker 1: lot of effort in time. I thank you, guys, but
Speaker 1: I think we got it yet. It was as right now, Okay,
Speaker 1: good for you, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. As
Speaker 1: much as I want to, can't really call that one
Speaker 1: a successful second date. I mean they're going to get
Speaker 1: together again. What is that next meetup gonna look like
Speaker 1: he's going to be standing on his boat waving the
Speaker 1: ownership papers over his head, like over here, I own it.
Speaker 1: It's a lady magnet. She's just going to be standing
Speaker 1: on the shore with three of her hot friends. Like
Speaker 1: what do you girls think? Yeah? Is it worth it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean my worry for him is he just bought
Speaker 1: a boat on eBay, Like do we know it floats? Yeah?
Speaker 1: It could be one of those fixer upper. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: could be trailer for a long time. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: and he's not upset. That's the thing. He just leaned
Speaker 1: right into this. It just goes to show the true
Speaker 1: power of owning a boat and what that does to
Speaker 1: young women. Yes, I get back that high quality relationships.
Speaker 1: Is that what you're saying. Yeah, that's not quite the
Speaker 1: words I would use, But something magical happens there for sure, exactly.
Speaker 1: And if you ever want to get a second date update,
Speaker 1: you can email the show. We'll call the person who
Speaker 1: isn't calling you back. Broke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: You going for two wins in a row today, it's
Speaker 1: going to be another rematch, this time with Crystal from DuPont. Hey, Crystal,
Speaker 1: Hi is morying? Good morning? What made you call in again? Crystal?
Speaker 1: I'm sober this time. Oh do you think that's going
Speaker 1: to improve your chances or not? Because Brooke isn't. I
Speaker 1: think it is going to help this time. What were
Speaker 1: you drunk on last time? We talked? Um a lot?
Speaker 1: There's so many things I picked that up at any
Speaker 1: liquor store. All Right, we're gonna send you out of
Speaker 1: the studio while that happens, Crystal. You know how the
Speaker 1: game's played. You have thirty seconds to answer as many
Speaker 1: questions as possible. If you don't know when you could
Speaker 1: say pass. You have to beat Broke outright to win.
Speaker 1: You're ready, I'm ready. Here we go. Your time starts now.
Speaker 1: Musician William Adams Junior celebrates a birthday today. He's better
Speaker 1: known as what alias passed? Oh Dontephobia is the fear
Speaker 1: of what? What? Film company logo uses a lamp called
Speaker 1: Luxo Junior in the seventeen hundred, it's what profession did
Speaker 1: you have if you were part of the bucket brigade?
Speaker 1: Um water carrier name the car company whose name translates
Speaker 1: to listen in German. Yeah, I don't know that car
Speaker 1: company is the German was That was awful, Sies. We're
Speaker 1: bringing Broke back into the studio. Don't say any Crystal, Okay,
Speaker 1: But while she's coming back in, what's something that you're
Speaker 1: looking forward to doing this year? I'm gonna try it
Speaker 1: for roller Derby. That's awesome. Jose actually did roller Derby
Speaker 1: one time for the show. Do you have any pointers
Speaker 1: for her? Uh? Yeah, don't tear your acl like I
Speaker 1: think I didn't you. You are so dramatic. It just
Speaker 1: had knee surgery four weeks ago. Dude, it is hard. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can barely go in a straight line on all right,
Speaker 1: Brook's your turn? You're ready? Yeah, your time starts now.
Speaker 1: Musician William Adams Junior celebrates a birthday today. He's better
Speaker 1: known as what alias Drake Odontophobia is the fear of
Speaker 1: what Keith or the dentist. What film company logo uses
Speaker 1: a lamp called Luxo Junior? Uh Pixar in the seventeen hundreds.
Speaker 1: What profession did you have if you were part of
Speaker 1: the bucket Brigade? Firefighter? Name the car company whose name
Speaker 1: translates to listen in German? Audi? What the color of
Speaker 1: wine is a white? All right, answers are in. Let's
Speaker 1: go to the scoreboard and find out how you both
Speaker 1: did with Jose. I'm fired just because I was late
Speaker 1: on my first day to work. It because I'm not
Speaker 1: doing anything sounds like me, Crystal, you got zero round, Crystal,
Speaker 1: I struggled on this one. What a whole back from Brook.
Speaker 1: It was so hard. I only got every single one
Speaker 1: but one wrong. Sorry? You got fine? Wow? Sorry? I
Speaker 1: like how you act like you struggled. Crystal would have
Speaker 1: known that for sure? Yeah, I would have. I actually
Speaker 1: didn't know. Let's go over the answers. Though musician William
Speaker 1: Adams Junior celebrates a birthday, he's better known as will
Speaker 1: I Am the Black Eyed Peas. Oh dude. Onto phobia
Speaker 1: is the fear of dentists or teeth. The film company
Speaker 1: logo that uses Luxo Junior the Little Lamp would be
Speaker 1: Pixar in the seventeen hundreds. If you were part of
Speaker 1: the bucket brigade, you were a firefighter. You almost got that, Crystal.
Speaker 1: You just said the water holder. The original system was
Speaker 1: to hand buckets of water down a chain of people
Speaker 1: to put out buyers on buildings. Very effective, I'm sure.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. The car company whose name translates to
Speaker 1: listen in German is Audi like Audio, and Shabilis is white.
Speaker 1: So sorry, Crystal, no cash for you today, but good
Speaker 1: luck with your roller Derby were Triasphs good luck. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll be back to play Win Brooks Box, same time tomorrow,
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,