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Speaker 1: What you're doing with it? Trying to do the very
Speaker 1: very best I can with it? I really am. You
Speaker 1: know I get tired sometimes on my journey. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna kid you. UM. Trying to make something about yourself
Speaker 1: is a task. UM. If you want to attempt to
Speaker 1: do something and and and understand going in that that.
Speaker 1: If the thing you're trying to do is to improve yourself,
Speaker 1: to better your position, to better your relationship, your family, anything,
Speaker 1: you're trying to be a better you. You're trying to
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Speaker 1: trying to change If any of those things are in
Speaker 1: your hopes and dreams. Know this right here, you are
Speaker 1: about to face some challenges. But you might as well
Speaker 1: go ahead anyway and face those challenges, because if you don't,
Speaker 1: you have a whole other set of challenges to face.
Speaker 1: You know, it's a it's a it's an amazing thing. Man,
Speaker 1: How people sit around and they watch other people strike
Speaker 1: out to become successful. They sit in the stands watching
Speaker 1: these people play out these games, and they and they
Speaker 1: and they criticize, They boo, they laugh at their efforts
Speaker 1: and everything, and they talk about the fairies. He missed
Speaker 1: that game when it shot. Boy, he sucked. Man, he
Speaker 1: did this. He ain't worth that. I hear people who
Speaker 1: sit in stands who criticize people who are out there
Speaker 1: on the playing field. Now, when on the playing field
Speaker 1: you have a set of challenges in front of you,
Speaker 1: you're going to be open to criticism. You're going to
Speaker 1: be open to ridicule. You're going to be talked about
Speaker 1: when you don't know the people who are talking about you.
Speaker 1: Now here's the upside to being the player on the
Speaker 1: field that's facing all the challenges, to criticisms, the laughing,
Speaker 1: the joke, to being talked about. He has something going
Speaker 1: for him. This person, boy, woman, child, girl, man has
Speaker 1: an opportunity to win. They have an opportunity to win.
Speaker 1: And in the game of life, just because you lose
Speaker 1: one of the games, or you lose one of the matches,
Speaker 1: it don't mean you've lost. You don't get put out.
Speaker 1: You keep playing. And when you're playing, here's the upside.
Speaker 1: You have the opportunity to win. And but guess what,
Speaker 1: You're gonna win some of the matches. You're gonna win
Speaker 1: some of the points. You're gonna make some of the dunks.
Speaker 1: You're gonna hit some of them over the wall. You're
Speaker 1: gonna hit some of out the park. You're gonna score
Speaker 1: some goals. You will if you're playing the game. Here's
Speaker 1: the problem with the people who don't face the criticism,
Speaker 1: who nobody boos or cheers for, who sits in the
Speaker 1: stands and knows neither victory nor defeat. Those people, without
Speaker 1: realizing it, are facing a set of challenges also. And
Speaker 1: the challenges they're facing is how I'm gonna live with myself,
Speaker 1: What I'm gonna do? Now? What direction am I going in?
Speaker 1: Where am I gonna live? Wonder what job will hire me?
Speaker 1: Wonder if I can get paid for criticizing all woe
Speaker 1: is me. I can't find the purpose in my life.
Speaker 1: And man, I'm just waking up in a state of confusion.
Speaker 1: I don't know what to do. Now, let me ask
Speaker 1: you something which one of them said, of challenges you
Speaker 1: rather be faced with. Because if I'm on the flow playing,
Speaker 1: if I'm on the field playing, if I'm out on
Speaker 1: the court playing, then guess what I got a chance
Speaker 1: at winning? But guess what I'm doing every day while
Speaker 1: I'm playing. I'm strategizing. I'm waking up with a purpose.
Speaker 1: I'm waking up trying to come up with another angle.
Speaker 1: I'm in pursuit of a goal every single day. Versus
Speaker 1: the people in the stands who no need the victory
Speaker 1: nor defeat. Get in the game, face the challenges. Better yourself,
Speaker 1: better your wife, better your children, better your condition, better
Speaker 1: your employment status, better your job, better your career. Take
Speaker 1: a shot. Come on, man, what you're waiting on? Because
Speaker 1: the alternative is to watch other people play the game?
Speaker 1: You know what I just do? Sometimes Sometimes I just
Speaker 1: I get Forbes magazine or Money magazine, or sometimes I
Speaker 1: still grab a copy of Rob Report. I just flipped
Speaker 1: through it just to see get I used to get
Speaker 1: these this book called Unique Homes. Unique Homes is a
Speaker 1: magazine that just has a lot of extravagant houses that's
Speaker 1: on sale across the country, across the world. I used
Speaker 1: to just flip through. Man, let me just see, man,
Speaker 1: what the people that's playing the game out there doing.
Speaker 1: Stop watching other people become successful when you could very
Speaker 1: easily be you if you make the decision. But when
Speaker 1: you make the decision to become successful, get ready for
Speaker 1: a series of challenges. I think it's more difficult not
Speaker 1: to accept the challenge. I think it's for me. This
Speaker 1: is just for me. It may not be the case
Speaker 1: for you. For me, I think it's far more difficult
Speaker 1: to wake up and just see how life gonna go today,
Speaker 1: because man, it could just deal you any kind of
Speaker 1: hand today. You understand, I don't like, you know, spades.
Speaker 1: Let's talk a card game, folks, the game of spades. Really, man,
Speaker 1: it ain't a whole lot you can do if you
Speaker 1: don't get no spades. Really, it's a little couple of
Speaker 1: little strategies you've gotta do. But you can have all
Speaker 1: this age keen Queen Diamond, all you want. But man,
Speaker 1: you ain't got no spades. They're cutting them. You're in trouble.
Speaker 1: Be it whist different game. You can create what's in
Speaker 1: your hand. You got dealt a hand too, But you
Speaker 1: can create a hand. You can call a trump. You
Speaker 1: can make diamonds your spades. You can make it hard
Speaker 1: to clubs your spades. That's what I'm saying. That's what
Speaker 1: it is. You can do something with it. It's a
Speaker 1: different game, man. You can strategize. I would rather have
Speaker 1: a say so in my life than to wake up
Speaker 1: every day and just see how it's going. I think
Speaker 1: it's more difficult to not accept the challenge to be
Speaker 1: something than it is to accept the challenge to be something.
Speaker 1: I think it's more difficult to sit around and not
Speaker 1: be nothing. I think it's harder to watch everybody's life
Speaker 1: going somewhere but mine. I think it would be very
Speaker 1: difficult for me to sit here and hear them talking
Speaker 1: about other people and never mention my name. I would
Speaker 1: be difficult for me to see everybody rise and getting
Speaker 1: promotions accept me. That would be difficult for me. It
Speaker 1: may not be for you, but for me it would
Speaker 1: be quite challenging. I would rather accept the challenge of
Speaker 1: making something out of my life than to sit there
Speaker 1: and criticize those and then watch and see how my
Speaker 1: life just may go. Okay, that's a thought. Today. You're
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Speaker 1: blessings you don't have. No next question, you know, I
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Speaker 1: don't even know the truth, understanding and depth of what
Speaker 1: it would mean to even have what they want. Example,
Speaker 1: I'll give you an example, and what better example than
Speaker 1: used in me When I was in my twenties, I
Speaker 1: was praying to God for a certain amount of money.
Speaker 1: Now guess what had he given me that money in
Speaker 1: my twenties, I would have blown every single dollar of
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Speaker 1: knew that, so he didn't give it to me. Now
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Speaker 1: believe God ain't giving me what I'm asking for. But
Speaker 1: he knew that that you're asking for at this particular time,
Speaker 1: you're not ready to receive. I had to learn that
Speaker 1: over the years. When he did give it to me,
Speaker 1: I took such good care of it because I had
Speaker 1: lost everything before. Okay, I can't be mad about the
Speaker 1: blessing of God ain't gave you, because if he'd gave
Speaker 1: it to you, wouldn't have been a blessing. Amen to that.
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Speaker 1: time now for the nephew to run that brank back
Speaker 1: what you got for us. Now, there are some people
Speaker 1: looking for some happy endings this morning, and some people
Speaker 1: looking for some happy endings, So let me give it
Speaker 1: to you right here. Happy ending. Hello therapy and to
Speaker 1: duty speaking. How may I help you? Yeah, I'm trying
Speaker 1: to come in and get some some therapy done. I
Speaker 1: was in an accident at my job. You know, I
Speaker 1: got injured like a week and a half ago. I
Speaker 1: ain't been able to go back to work for my
Speaker 1: back and my league they say, you know, I haven't
Speaker 1: broke any bones in none, but it's you know, it's
Speaker 1: real so or real steal, hard to get out of bed.
Speaker 1: So I wanted to see you know what it takes
Speaker 1: to get a therapist and get started getting some type
Speaker 1: of treatment. Okay, Well, sir, what we typically do is
Speaker 1: we ask for our patients to come in, you know,
Speaker 1: check out our facility and so we can also accept you,
Speaker 1: um you know, see where the damage is the majority
Speaker 1: of it, and you know, then get you to a therapist.
Speaker 1: So if you would like to come in, we can
Speaker 1: definitely do that for you. Okay. Do you know what
Speaker 1: the therapists actually do when they do in the treatment. Well,
Speaker 1: if you come in, sir, we can definitely direct you
Speaker 1: to any of our three therapists that we have on site.
Speaker 1: Right now, but each one specializes in a particular um field,
Speaker 1: so it's more beneficial for you if you come in
Speaker 1: and then we can assess you and then directly to
Speaker 1: that particular therapist. Okay, okay, So you said, how many
Speaker 1: of y'all do y'all have? We have three? There's Marty,
Speaker 1: Brenda and Cecilia here. Okay. The person that referred me
Speaker 1: to y'all told me that Cecilia was the one that
Speaker 1: that had worked on. Is it a way I could
Speaker 1: talk to cecil you? Typically we wantally ask our patience
Speaker 1: to come in. Then let me see if she's available
Speaker 1: right now. I know earlier she was was a patient,
Speaker 1: so let me just check really quick. I mean, if
Speaker 1: she is available, then I can I can transfer you. Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I'll just hold on, Okay, hold on, Hi. This is Cecilia. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Miss Cecilia trying to come up there and get some
Speaker 1: therapy done. I heard my back and my leg at work.
Speaker 1: I mean they are they already told me was nothing broken? Nothing,
Speaker 1: But I wanted to see what exactly do y'all do
Speaker 1: is for? Is physical therapy? You know what exactly will
Speaker 1: I be doing well? When you come in we'll do
Speaker 1: a consultation and you know, will misfage you and take
Speaker 1: X rays and put you in the worldpool tub and
Speaker 1: there are several different things that we could do for you. Okay,
Speaker 1: is it a certain timeline? I mean, like, how long
Speaker 1: would it take before I can get back to work,
Speaker 1: because you know, I've been awful about a week nine.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get back within the next couple of weeks.
Speaker 1: But it's taking me, like, you know, at least thirty
Speaker 1: minutes to get out of bed because of my back
Speaker 1: in my leg. Oh wow, Well you need to come
Speaker 1: in as soon as possible because that's song Like, that's
Speaker 1: pretty bad. Okay, Well, let me ask you this hill.
Speaker 1: After people get through doing the therapy, do y'all have
Speaker 1: happy endings? Happy endings? What do you mean by happy endings?
Speaker 1: Happy end is like, you know, when therapy is over with,
Speaker 1: you know, do would you yourself? You know, would you
Speaker 1: do happy endings at the end? Okay, I'm still not
Speaker 1: understanding what do you mean by happy endings? What are
Speaker 1: you talking about? Okay, say, like if I come over
Speaker 1: then and go through a session or whatever for about
Speaker 1: an hour, when you get through, you know, when you
Speaker 1: kind of like, you know, close the door and and
Speaker 1: you know, you know, do happy endings, you know, make
Speaker 1: me feel good? Okay, um, close the door. I'm still
Speaker 1: not quite understanding what you mean by happy ending, sir. Okay,
Speaker 1: what I'm trying to say is like when we get
Speaker 1: through with the procedure, uh, you know, make me feel
Speaker 1: good in a in a nice uh you know sexual way.
Speaker 1: You know, happy endings. When Judy sent you back to me,
Speaker 1: what are we talking about with this happy ending thing?
Speaker 1: Because I don't I don't. I didn't ask something hum
Speaker 1: about the happy ending? Is that that right there just
Speaker 1: gonna be between me and you? We'll see. I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't play that. I don't know. This is a
Speaker 1: place of business. We're professional here. We do therapy for
Speaker 1: people who are seriously being hurt. This is not the
Speaker 1: nearest for we're talking about happy endings after we finish
Speaker 1: with that. What's not a place do you think this is? Is? Well?
Speaker 1: I mean I know it's I know it's therapy, But
Speaker 1: I mean, if people going through that much pain at
Speaker 1: least have some type of happy endings, don't you think well,
Speaker 1: I think you might suggest your significant other. Okay, so
Speaker 1: you wouldn't be up for doing a happy ending for hell, no,
Speaker 1: ain't interested in the man? What kind of this you
Speaker 1: call about talking about? You heard call? If you heard,
Speaker 1: you shouldn't be even talking aboutending? You're talking about it? Okay?
Speaker 1: Hold on? I mean you're not talking to me professionally.
Speaker 1: Well you coming at me with this happy ending ain't
Speaker 1: professionally at all either? What kind of place you? Ain't
Speaker 1: we running over here? Okay? Hold on? I was referred
Speaker 1: to you. I'm thinking, you know the God telling me?
Speaker 1: You know you're gonna take keimmy? What God told you
Speaker 1: like this? I'm sorry I told you something like this. Look,
Speaker 1: let you know what that's not even going there because
Speaker 1: I don't even want to bring him any this? Can
Speaker 1: you satisfy me out the east there? I'm gonna tip
Speaker 1: you a little bit too, man? Have you lost your
Speaker 1: everlasting mob mind? Are you going crazy? Julie, Julie? Who
Speaker 1: in the hell is this on the phone that you
Speaker 1: didn't sit through me thinking this is an happy ending place?
Speaker 1: Who is this? Missus Cilia? She don't she don't know
Speaker 1: nothing about the happy ending part. It don't matter you.
Speaker 1: You you're the receptionist. You know what you on the
Speaker 1: borderline losing your job, because this is hello, Hello, missus Cilia.
Speaker 1: Can I just tell you who who referred me? Who?
Speaker 1: Who who told you that I have happy endies for anybody?
Speaker 1: Because person I have happy endies for it is my husband.
Speaker 1: Who who is it, missus Cilia. Nephew Timmy from the
Speaker 1: Steve Harvin Morning Show, Your girlfriend Karen got me the
Speaker 1: prank phone? Call you y'all, y'all in here getting me rid.
Speaker 1: I'm about to find a depisist. I got folks in
Speaker 1: the libbists back. I'd have lost my job. Call me
Speaker 1: on my job. I'm a kick. Cuts don't make no sense,
Speaker 1: missus Cilius. He told me she say my girlfriend Patience
Speaker 1: is short day dairy. Oh it's own. She gonna need her,
Speaker 1: that's all right. I got something for her. Oh you
Speaker 1: got some happy endings. I got some happy endings for her.
Speaker 1: You just wait till you gotta tell me this baby.
Speaker 1: What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio
Speaker 1: show in the lands, The Steve Harvey Morning Show's nephew,
Speaker 1: I know you're happy. Now everybody happen. Everybody happened now,
Speaker 1: happy ending thinking, Nephew, coming up nextidus asked the CLO
Speaker 1: Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey in the building right after this,
Speaker 1: you're listening Steve Harvey Morning. Coming up at the top
Speaker 1: of the hour, we'll have a special guest joining us.
Speaker 1: She is our friend. She is our family comedian Some More.
Speaker 1: We'll drop by to talk about her new Netflix special
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Speaker 1: Netflix Netflix special coming out and other projects she's working on.
Speaker 1: We'll talk about it at the top of the hour,
Speaker 1: but right now it is time to ask the CLO.
Speaker 1: All right, Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey is ready for
Speaker 1: Lauren and Carrollton. Lauren writes, I'm dating an older man
Speaker 1: and he's not really affectionate. He won't hold my hand
Speaker 1: in public, and he doesn't ever give me a title
Speaker 1: when I meet his friends. He said I love you
Speaker 1: first to me, but I'm not feeling the love. What
Speaker 1: could be holding him back? Well, he don't love you,
Speaker 1: It's okay, he just said he did. He not giving
Speaker 1: you no PD eight because he has none to give.
Speaker 1: He's old and said in his ways and it is
Speaker 1: how he do it. And he ain't giving you a
Speaker 1: title because he don't know if you want to be around,
Speaker 1: there's huh, there's hug y'all. Yeah, oh girl, girl, man,
Speaker 1: he forgot a name, baby girl. Don't stick around for
Speaker 1: that long. Oh man, I can't hold your hand. Mine
Speaker 1: sweatist every excuse. All right, We're moving on to Olivia
Speaker 1: in Knoxville. Olivia says, my husband and I were having
Speaker 1: sex and a tiny black bug blew into our bedroom window.
Speaker 1: He jumped up, yelling to the top of his lungs.
Speaker 1: When he gets all dramatic like that, it kills the
Speaker 1: mood for me. How can he let a bug ruin
Speaker 1: a good night in bed? You don't really want me
Speaker 1: to answer this question. You want to go to the
Speaker 1: next question. Yes, we do, because you really don't want
Speaker 1: me to tell you what we really do mean really
Speaker 1: really don't know. We know. I can't tell you what
Speaker 1: I didn't head. I didn't have five longs go off
Speaker 1: in hotels. I didn't head. Yeah, fire alarming you in
Speaker 1: the home stole along. That's a false alarm. You. I
Speaker 1: didn't have kids knocking at the dope your kids? Yeah, wow,
Speaker 1: that's a real Now, I mean, you know you you're
Speaker 1: dealing with a man that I don't where is this focus? Matt?
Speaker 1: What Matt? Look man, look your woman didn't jump? What
Speaker 1: you jumping? Holland fault because he doesn't like bugs. But
Speaker 1: he used the move because she don't know who she
Speaker 1: in bed with. That's what the move killed. Is Who
Speaker 1: am I in bed with? She just rolled in my
Speaker 1: bed with Terrace? Am I in bed with? Teresa? Who
Speaker 1: I'm in here with? We're moving on. You ought to
Speaker 1: be able to do it to kill the bug at
Speaker 1: the same time. Wait what tummy? You ought to be
Speaker 1: able to keep doing it and kill the bug at
Speaker 1: the same man, Damn that bug. I wouldn't give I
Speaker 1: wouldn't give damage. The bug had slammed into the window
Speaker 1: and broke the window. All right, now we're moving on.
Speaker 1: Pixie and Baton Rouge says, I had a dinner for
Speaker 1: my son's birthday, and I'm still having sex with my
Speaker 1: son's father occasionally. I was blindsided when he brought a
Speaker 1: girlfriend to our son's party. He said he didn't have
Speaker 1: to tell me about her. How could he play me
Speaker 1: like that? Oh? I say that again. I'm mister Shelby. Okay.
Speaker 1: This is from Pixie and Baton Rouge. She had a
Speaker 1: dinner for her son's birthday and she's still having sex
Speaker 1: with her son's father with her baby daddy, And she
Speaker 1: said she was blindsided when baby daddy brought a girlfriend
Speaker 1: to the son's birthday party and the and the baby
Speaker 1: daddy said he didn't have to tell her, and she
Speaker 1: wants to know. How could he, the baby daddy play
Speaker 1: her like that? Yeah, he don't. He don't have to tell.
Speaker 1: He didn't tell you, So that's proof that he don't
Speaker 1: have to because he didn't. Yeah, and he showed up
Speaker 1: with her. You're not his girlfriend, she hid, so she
Speaker 1: decide piece the wife. He's been the side together. Yeah,
Speaker 1: listen to me. The reason they're not sleeping together no more.
Speaker 1: The reason he'd have moved on is because he made
Speaker 1: her the side piece. Wants to be fault and she
Speaker 1: didn't want to be the side piece. Now she's the
Speaker 1: side piece again. See what what? What? What's the confused?
Speaker 1: If you let me sleep outside on you wants to
Speaker 1: be fought And we had this baby and then I
Speaker 1: slept outside the relationship on you, and then I continue
Speaker 1: to sleep with you and I got another relationship and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna sleep with you again because you let me
Speaker 1: do it. Once before, I'd be trying to help win
Speaker 1: with this information. I know it sounds funky, know what
Speaker 1: you're saying, it's true because she's allowing it to happen
Speaker 1: and she's allowed it to happen again. And her question
Speaker 1: is how could he think he can play me like
Speaker 1: this because he played you like this before y'all broke
Speaker 1: up for a reason. It was probably because he was cheating.
Speaker 1: That's how y'all broke up. And then he came back
Speaker 1: after he cheated on you and you slept with him. Anyway,
Speaker 1: Somebody guess what, let me go get a girlfriend because
Speaker 1: you you okay with it? Yeah? Yeah, she's feeling Could
Speaker 1: I let you get away? A song for that too?
Speaker 1: I need some love today, all right now? Listen, this
Speaker 1: is the last one, Steve. This is from Verna and Evanston. Okay.
Speaker 1: Verna says, I'm single and dating with intention. I intend
Speaker 1: to meet a man that matches my energy in the bedroom.
Speaker 1: But guys get turned off when I tell them exactly
Speaker 1: what I want. Why can't guys process what we tell
Speaker 1: them when we're being open and honest. Well, see, Vernon,
Speaker 1: this is why you buy yourself? Okay, why you didn't
Speaker 1: here bossing around, you running stuff. You can't telling everybody
Speaker 1: what you want to do for you get doing. We
Speaker 1: all want to process all that. We just want to
Speaker 1: come in here and do it. We might have a
Speaker 1: good idea, damnself. She didn't. Where do you get Boston around?
Speaker 1: She said, well, you in here with all these instruction
Speaker 1: man started, I tell them exactly what I want. That's
Speaker 1: all right, okay, cool, but this is what I want
Speaker 1: to do today though I had a plan going in.
Speaker 1: Where am I? Where am I playing there at? You
Speaker 1: know I got some moves. I'm perfected over the years.
Speaker 1: And you know she old because her name is Vernabody
Speaker 1: name Vernon No, damn mo. She drank ginger all and everything.
Speaker 1: But what she's asking is what's wrong with because he's crazy?
Speaker 1: Because she by herself, and she been by herself and
Speaker 1: she keeps losing me, and because it is because she
Speaker 1: tells them exactly what she wants. It ain't just that
Speaker 1: if you tell a man everything you want in the bed,
Speaker 1: you that ain't wearing stops. Y'a always telling somebody what
Speaker 1: she wants, how to do, how to be, where to go,
Speaker 1: where to lay when they come, when they go, what
Speaker 1: this is how, this is how old why she by
Speaker 1: herself her name Verna. All right, coming up, ginger Ale.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you right Nat making root beer floats for dessert.
Speaker 1: All that's delicious. Smara is coming up right after this.
Speaker 1: You're listening show. Everybody has promise we got a special
Speaker 1: guest this morning. And lord, lord lord, what a special
Speaker 1: guest it is. It is one of my sisters, one
Speaker 1: of the legendary queens of comedy. Huh to reign supreme
Speaker 1: all this time, still queening, Yes, yes, still queening, stole
Speaker 1: out shows all around the country, and we really really
Speaker 1: happened to announce she's got an all new Netflix special
Speaker 1: out this month. It's Smara Queen Chandelier. It's available now
Speaker 1: on Netflix. We find and find out more about it.
Speaker 1: Queen Chandelier is the name of us special. Yes, God, dog,
Speaker 1: get on it. Lady and gentlemen, put your hands together
Speaker 1: and anything else that clapped for the one and over
Speaker 1: give it up for the Queen some more. Ye, good morning,
Speaker 1: Good morning, y'all. Listen. See you don't put the arm
Speaker 1: on my name, but I'm gonna go with that. I
Speaker 1: like it, I like it, and I'm gonna roll you know,
Speaker 1: I've been doing that though I don't know it everybody,
Speaker 1: some are pro right right, but but I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: with it. Listen, My special drop today at twelve o'clock
Speaker 1: midnight on Netflix. I watched it at twelve o one.
Speaker 1: First of all, I wanted to make to it work,
Speaker 1: you know, before I wanted to make to it work.
Speaker 1: So it is definitely working. It dropped at twelve o one,
Speaker 1: and I I cried the first five minutes watching it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know it was. It was just that amazing. It
Speaker 1: felt so good. It's entitled Queen Chandelier, and I am
Speaker 1: all too proud of it. It is. It is amazing,
Speaker 1: absolutely amazing. And you know how as an artist, you know,
Speaker 1: we see it. We have times when we feel insecure
Speaker 1: about the work and we really don't know what it's
Speaker 1: gonna look like, what it's gonna feel like, but it is.
Speaker 1: It is probably my best work yet. Like this is
Speaker 1: a six my six solo project, self produced project, and
Speaker 1: I'm I think this is the best work ever that
Speaker 1: I've done. You know something, No, listen when a person
Speaker 1: says six six solo projects, I don't I don't know
Speaker 1: if people really understand what that is and work man,
Speaker 1: that's six yes, and the six pieces of work. None
Speaker 1: of them with the same joke on it. None, not
Speaker 1: like not like some of these people. Now you come on, now,
Speaker 1: you can't keep talking about how many specials you've got
Speaker 1: and they repeating jokes and all this that he's from
Speaker 1: that old school. Y'all have got to check this out.
Speaker 1: It's called queen shadow. Now you're sounding off on a
Speaker 1: whole lot of stuff. I gotta watch it called social
Speaker 1: you're talking about social media, prayer request? What's that about? Listen.
Speaker 1: We just gotta have some We just gotta have some
Speaker 1: rules and regulations in these streets. I realized during the
Speaker 1: pandemic it was a lot of things that we would
Speaker 1: introduced to in our culture, in our society, and I
Speaker 1: just thought we just needed some rules and regulations, Like
Speaker 1: what's the age limit on baby here? Like we gotta
Speaker 1: have an age talk about it. Talk about I seeing
Speaker 1: a girl with great baby here, and you just said
Speaker 1: you can't have great baby here. You can't have a baby.
Speaker 1: You can't have baby hair, that's just it. Time a baby.
Speaker 1: You can't have a baby. Serious, if you're two tied,
Speaker 1: you can't have a baby. Here, somebody got to draw
Speaker 1: the line for person, for a person that that that's
Speaker 1: going to tune in to watch this special entitled Queen Chandelier.
Speaker 1: What what's the takeaway when they get through watching this
Speaker 1: or while they watching it? What's the takeaway? Um, you
Speaker 1: will see the mind, this is the this is the
Speaker 1: most vulnerable I've ever been in my life. You would
Speaker 1: definitely see my growth, you will see my maturity. Um.
Speaker 1: I was locked in the house during the pandemic. My
Speaker 1: father had just passed. I'm a full time caregiver for
Speaker 1: my mother, who has Alzheimer's. I'm out of work. I'm
Speaker 1: home just going through life, going through life, and reach
Speaker 1: down to the depths of my soul and found what
Speaker 1: was funny to me? I almost called it no eyebrows,
Speaker 1: no bra Okay, you worked too, worked too. So that's
Speaker 1: how wrong it is when it comes to my emotions
Speaker 1: and my feelings about everything. Let me ask you that, Hey,
Speaker 1: with all that's going on, what what's really kept you
Speaker 1: going through all of it? Laughter? Listen, laughter, laughter, And
Speaker 1: in my community, supporting my family and my friends. That
Speaker 1: is the only thing that kept me for real and
Speaker 1: had a safe than God. That's it. So it's a
Speaker 1: lot of the special, just like doing the pandemic, and
Speaker 1: while you're coping with everything, you having to cope with
Speaker 1: on a personal level, because I don't think a lot
Speaker 1: of people don't know a lot of comedians. Man, they
Speaker 1: just put we put a lot of our life out
Speaker 1: there in a digestible form, right. You know what was
Speaker 1: really getting me. People were calling me and I was
Speaker 1: seeing people online people were like, oh, you should come
Speaker 1: out of this pandemic with another skill and another mindset
Speaker 1: and another talent. And I'm sitting at home talking about
Speaker 1: what I having no other talent, I'm doing nothing else.
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not dancing on them, and I'm not
Speaker 1: dj and I'm not cooking. I'm feeling like, okay, so
Speaker 1: what is going on? So you know, God just said
Speaker 1: do what you do and pick up that pen and
Speaker 1: express what you see the world how you see the world.
Speaker 1: And it came out to be Queen Chandelier. So it
Speaker 1: is it is excellent work. I am glad that I
Speaker 1: was able to embody all of that at one time.
Speaker 1: And it's a piece that I'm glad that's people into
Speaker 1: our society right now. And it is beautiful. Wow, Hey,
Speaker 1: hang on, hang on right there. Hey, we're gonna come
Speaker 1: back with more Smar now the specialist called Queen Chandelier.
Speaker 1: It's on Netflix right now. Hey, y'all, go to Netflix
Speaker 1: and tune in for Queen Chandalier. We'll be back with
Speaker 1: some right after this. You're listening show, all right, everybody,
Speaker 1: We're back in our special guests this morning. One of
Speaker 1: the original queens of comedy, the one and only some
Speaker 1: More hears our special guests. Her Netflix special just came out.
Speaker 1: It's entitled Queen Chandelier. I need everybody in the Steve
Speaker 1: Harvey Nation. First of all, let me let me just
Speaker 1: set the record straight. We all know the level of
Speaker 1: ignorance that this woman can attain. Ignance hypothesized, genderfied, quantified
Speaker 1: square and we got on the phone day we're talking
Speaker 1: about it. And you know, so, how do you propose
Speaker 1: how how do you professionally or personally prepare for a
Speaker 1: project like this? You know, being that I'm an independent artist.
Speaker 1: And when I say an independent artist and I you know,
Speaker 1: executive produced the fan of special. I do everything. I'm
Speaker 1: involved in everything. I write the special. I'm in charge
Speaker 1: of the set design, I'm in charge of the theater.
Speaker 1: I'm in charge of which market we go to. I'm
Speaker 1: in shop, in charge of shopping the project, to license
Speaker 1: it out, negotiating the deal, like everything from beginning to end.
Speaker 1: I sell the popcorn if I was able to, you know,
Speaker 1: but I work a deal where I can get a
Speaker 1: percentage on that. But what I'm proud of is that,
Speaker 1: you know, as an artist, when you go into this business,
Speaker 1: everybody wants to go into it and then have it
Speaker 1: where you just blow up and become a real big star.
Speaker 1: But some people's path is different where you have to
Speaker 1: be more educated about your business and learn the ins
Speaker 1: and out of it. And it feels better to me
Speaker 1: this way, being an independent artist and being hands on.
Speaker 1: So I'm in on the presentation of my work and
Speaker 1: it feels so good, Like I know everything about everything
Speaker 1: about The Special, So I love it this way, right.
Speaker 1: I think that that's been a huge part of your
Speaker 1: longevity because you cannot stick Listen to me, man, we're
Speaker 1: talking kings, queens and comedy. We're talking about the nineties, y'all.
Speaker 1: Y'all just saw The Special. Y'all saw the movie in
Speaker 1: two thousand. This thing was jumping off before that, we
Speaker 1: were together making it work. For a person to still
Speaker 1: be from that era and still be relevant and still
Speaker 1: cranking out special is a testament to number one the
Speaker 1: work ethic and number two the business accumus. Go to
Speaker 1: Netflix and watch Queen Chandelier. Our girl, Somemar is in business.
Speaker 1: Some more. Congratulations girl, Thank you all. This is happening
Speaker 1: in black history months, so I'm shiny. Congratulations girl. It's
Speaker 1: shining Queen Chandelier on Netflix. Ladies and gentlemen, give it
Speaker 1: up for the one and only Samara. I appreciate y'all.
Speaker 1: Love y'all too, Thank y'all. All right, Coming up next,
Speaker 1: it is the prank phone call for today from the nephew.
Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening Morning show. All right, ladies
Speaker 1: and gentlemen, Sister Odell is here ware dis moaning, moaning.
Speaker 1: It's naughty evening, naught to night. It's mom. Well, I
Speaker 1: love Sister Odell. You found happy this morning. Well I'm
Speaker 1: doing fine. Hello, Sherley, how is you today? I'm well?
Speaker 1: Thank you, Sister Odell. Goody calling Hey, sister Odell, how
Speaker 1: you're doing good? Hi girl? Miss Sippish you know is
Speaker 1: she evil? He don't have a speak. She don't have
Speaker 1: a speak. I don't get tat. I don't have to
Speaker 1: get that way. She's not you don't speak? You wave?
Speaker 1: Who is you? What is you? What? What? What is you? Did? Hello?
Speaker 1: And no? She gonna talk today? Come on? Hello? Come on?
Speaker 1: Who y'all son of life? Oh lord, you wouldn't think
Speaker 1: a voice would come out of a face like that,
Speaker 1: lir It don't add up. Well, I guess I won't
Speaker 1: bother you know more. I'm sorry. Be careful what you
Speaker 1: wish for. I didn't mean to push you out there
Speaker 1: like that. I have my mistakes. Can't say I didn't
Speaker 1: mean to gasp lit you Harry Julian morns is though there?
Speaker 1: Hi Thomas, Yes, ma'am, good morning. What's what is? What is?
Speaker 1: What's going on today? Shirt? Well, sister Dell, I don't
Speaker 1: know if you heard about this story. Um. This woman,
Speaker 1: Marie Carson, lives in Indianapolis. She allegedly embezzled close to
Speaker 1: I don't know, five hundred and seventy five dollars from
Speaker 1: her church. This happened over a thirteen year period. She
Speaker 1: spent it all. This is where she's seventy four thousand, thousand, dollars.
Speaker 1: A yea thousand, that's big money, six figures. Yes, five
Speaker 1: hundred is seminy four thousand dollars, Yes, ma'am, he did
Speaker 1: what would it? She spent it on going to the
Speaker 1: casino and gambling and vacation. She went down to Florida
Speaker 1: every year. And Marie is seventy two years old. She's
Speaker 1: been sentenced to two years in federal prison. I'm just saying,
Speaker 1: can you believe that she stole from the lord's house
Speaker 1: like that? Deady health? Is she now? Low down, good
Speaker 1: for nothing? Deady health? For five hundred is seminy four
Speaker 1: thousand doll thousand. Yeah, that's a lot of that's let
Speaker 1: me see, that's that's forty years of work. Forty year
Speaker 1: forty yourself work. What kind of work, you know, just
Speaker 1: regular work. You know, peoples ain't got it like that time.
Speaker 1: Everybody ain't a famous comedian, TV star, you know, Oh,
Speaker 1: you know, just Raglar p and Thomaston forgot what that is,
Speaker 1: you know, living out there telling everything public schools and everything,
Speaker 1: playing in the baseball leagues with the white kids and
Speaker 1: riding his own little up handmade trucks down to it.
Speaker 1: Everything he's making donations to the school, you know, you know,
Speaker 1: and then we had that right there. So you know, Thomas,
Speaker 1: there's a lot of people that's struggling, you know, but
Speaker 1: that's a lot of money for her to uh, what's
Speaker 1: your what's the word you call it? Embezzel, embezzel Hmm.
Speaker 1: I didn't know you could get that much money in
Speaker 1: your brat you get it out the church that. I
Speaker 1: didn't know you could get that much money in your
Speaker 1: brow hot you ever get five hundred and seventy four
Speaker 1: thousand dollars at the church? We got packed down service
Speaker 1: right after we collect the off of that a church real, yeah,
Speaker 1: we do a pat down sunderstand it. We were install
Speaker 1: the same thing they got to the airported our church, TSA.
Speaker 1: You know where you're going. Stand in the glass dome
Speaker 1: and hold your hands up like you stick up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we can see anything in now. You better not have
Speaker 1: a quarter in your pocket. Jay, coming on here. We
Speaker 1: stopped all that ever since brother Bartholom who stole at
Speaker 1: seventy five dollars, we went and invested and got one.
Speaker 1: The machine was eighty thousand down. All right, thank you,
Speaker 1: sister Otell coming up here, coming up in the Nephew
Speaker 1: with today's prank phone call, and I say one last
Speaker 1: thing before you go, kids, going to hell, though, you
Speaker 1: do know that you're listening to this Day Morning show
Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour about four
Speaker 1: minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today and the
Speaker 1: subject is Andy's in his suitcase. We'll get into that
Speaker 1: find out what that's all about in just a few
Speaker 1: because right now it is time for the nephew and
Speaker 1: today's prank phone call. What you got for us, naff Well,
Speaker 1: I'm getting ready to get out of jail on this
Speaker 1: prank right here, I'm getting ready to get out of jail.
Speaker 1: And Lronda is my girl, and uh yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's all. That's all you need to know. That's a
Speaker 1: good set up right there, Larnd is my girl. I'm
Speaker 1: getting ready to get out of jail. Let's coquet, donkey.
Speaker 1: It is Hello. This call will be recorded and monitoring.
Speaker 1: I have a collect call from an inmate. If you
Speaker 1: would like to accept this and future collect calls, please
Speaker 1: press for Hello. Hello Yo, yeah, Hello, I'm trying this
Speaker 1: Rydy Rodney. I'm trying to reach uh Lrondada. Yeah, Ronda,
Speaker 1: do I have to round them. No, you you got
Speaker 1: the right number. Man, that's my wife. Who is this? Okay? Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: hold hold up, nah this Rodney right here. I'm calling
Speaker 1: for Larnda. Who who you know? That was my girl
Speaker 1: for I got locked up. I'm trying to prompt race.
Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, man. Uh. We've been married for
Speaker 1: about two years. Man, I don't I don't know what
Speaker 1: you're talking about. Man, you might have the wrong number. Okay,
Speaker 1: hold up then wait a minute, Wait a minute, wait
Speaker 1: wait wait, wait, wait, wait a minute. I know them.
Speaker 1: I ain't man, I know them. It's like what say, man?
Speaker 1: Hold up, man, Wait a minute, Lunda Larunda is married? Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: just in case you to hear me, Larunda is married.
Speaker 1: We got a sixteen month old child. Man, all right,
Speaker 1: and we've been man for two years. I don't know
Speaker 1: who you calling. I'm calling for La Ronda. I've been
Speaker 1: to get up about this is six weeks. I've been
Speaker 1: writing letters and all kinds of stuff, sending them to
Speaker 1: our mama house. We're trying to tell me. You trying
Speaker 1: to you've been sending what to her mama else? I've
Speaker 1: been sending letters. I've been sending letters since to day.
Speaker 1: I got locked down. I mean when you've been saying,
Speaker 1: how long has been since you've been sending letters? Man,
Speaker 1: I've been locked down for five years. Five years, and
Speaker 1: I've been sending letters. I don't miss one week. What
Speaker 1: I sending something to? La? Run? All right? What's her
Speaker 1: mama name? Then? Ain't my mama name? Miss? Hold on? Man,
Speaker 1: you've been sending letters to my girls mama for for
Speaker 1: five years. Five years. I've been to get out in
Speaker 1: six weeks. I've been locked down right in five years. No, man,
Speaker 1: she ain't got no letters from you. Man, you she
Speaker 1: ain't got no letters. Uh, we've been together for two years. Man,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry to break your heart. Hold hold up, Hold up,
Speaker 1: let me ask you this, hill man. What hold look?
Speaker 1: Because you get you you got me y'all this right here? Now,
Speaker 1: let me ask you this right here? How I know
Speaker 1: her mama name? How I know all this here? Man?
Speaker 1: What what I'm trying to explain to you? I got
Speaker 1: the right personally. I just I'm just blown away by
Speaker 1: you trying to tell me y'all married? Nah? Yeah, we're
Speaker 1: married now, happily married. Hey man, hey, you need to
Speaker 1: take your back to the hill man, for hold up,
Speaker 1: come first about what your win't do. Just come at
Speaker 1: me wrong. Now, that's what I ain't fens to have. Now. Now,
Speaker 1: I got a whole lot on my mind and a
Speaker 1: whole lot of stress. Now I'm gonna tell you this
Speaker 1: right here, just to let you know how this fens
Speaker 1: to go. Don't. I'm fising to be up out of
Speaker 1: here six weeks, and when I do get out, I
Speaker 1: am coming to see Laurent know that I'm fensed to
Speaker 1: come out there. Brother. Man, Look, hey, you up here
Speaker 1: calling me with this ignorant stuff. Man, that's what probably
Speaker 1: got your tell in jail. Anyway, y'all. Hey man, listen,
Speaker 1: you come up here, you're gonna wind up getting buff
Speaker 1: put up in the penitentiary, man, because I ain't playing
Speaker 1: about my wife. Man. Brother, you just need to don't
Speaker 1: chill out after you get out of brother, say somewhere, man,
Speaker 1: don't bring all right. Man. Look, man, all I'm trying
Speaker 1: to do is I don't care what you're trying to do.
Speaker 1: Trying to keep your That's all I'm trying to tell
Speaker 1: you to do, so we don't both end up in
Speaker 1: the penitentiary man, or you might be in You're gonna
Speaker 1: end up in a grave if you keep testing me. Man,
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, don't bring your here. Bro, just stay there, relax,
Speaker 1: breathe and Jordan dah man. All right, that's all I'm saying.
Speaker 1: All right, man, that's it. Hey, what your wife has
Speaker 1: to do is trying to threaten me for so you
Speaker 1: keep your man. Don't bring you're looking for no run,
Speaker 1: because I will put two up in your I'm coming
Speaker 1: to see my girl. That's my girl. Women man for
Speaker 1: two here. I'm trying to tell you you're gonna take
Speaker 1: your all something like you we we're gonna shut them down.
Speaker 1: Oh you thank you talking? Oh you thank you talking
Speaker 1: to listen, Jo, don't drop up your black Look man,
Speaker 1: I'm fished to come home in six weeks and I'm
Speaker 1: coming to see Larronda, whether you're like it or not.
Speaker 1: And I'm going to see you, mama. Miss. What you
Speaker 1: ain't gonna do is get in the way of me
Speaker 1: and my girl. Somebody I've been loving and writing letters
Speaker 1: to all this damn time I've been on lockdown. Man,
Speaker 1: bring your I will say it slow to you. Bring
Speaker 1: your and I swear to God I will put you
Speaker 1: in the grave. That's why I'm gonna put you, homie.
Speaker 1: Bring you better stay up in the penitential. I'm coming
Speaker 1: down now and see my girl, see her mama, and
Speaker 1: get my girl back. My girl leaving with me. You
Speaker 1: know the only thing you're gonna be seeing is a
Speaker 1: basket because I'm putting you in there. Man, I'm telling
Speaker 1: you you bring your I swear to God, man, you
Speaker 1: knock on do if you want to. I'm telling you, man,
Speaker 1: go to mama house. I'm putting your down, Homie. I'm
Speaker 1: not playing with you. Man. All ain't that's my girl. Man,
Speaker 1: that is my girl. I will you ain't gonna do
Speaker 1: nothing to me. You ain't gonna do number but release
Speaker 1: my girl over to me. That's what you're fens to do.
Speaker 1: That's it. No, I'm a release a rousing your you
Speaker 1: come to this, That's what I'm gonna do. I'm telling you, man, boy,
Speaker 1: who round, Man, I'll be waiting on you in six weeks.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you that I don't be waiting on
Speaker 1: you six weeks. Bring to my dough. You won't be
Speaker 1: going nowhere else. I'm telling you that you're talking to
Speaker 1: all this bad stuff on the phone. You ain't gonna
Speaker 1: do a thing when I get there, but give me
Speaker 1: my girl back. That's it. You ain't talk, you ain't listen.
Speaker 1: I got one more thing I need to say to you,
Speaker 1: so I go back to my sale. Is you're listening,
Speaker 1: I'm listening. This is Nephew Timming from the Steve Harvey
Speaker 1: Morning Show. You just got pranked by your boy Devin.
Speaker 1: Hold on, dog, listen. This is nephew Timmy from the
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by your
Speaker 1: boy Devin. Man, y'all almost got him. I'm killing you.
Speaker 1: I'm about to hit the jail man. I need st
Speaker 1: oh man, oh man, I'm telling you I was going
Speaker 1: to go down. I'm going down in flame. Who let me?
Speaker 1: I need to breathe out this go get you a
Speaker 1: drunk man, Yeah, I need to get me some up
Speaker 1: in me, bro. I'm about to count down six weeks
Speaker 1: on this. This is what you call bonified and certified stupid.
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Speaker 1: It is a blessing, Yes it is. I congratulations Nephew,
Speaker 1: All right, nephew, congratulations on that. Coming up next, Strawberry
Speaker 1: Letter for today, the subject Undy's in a suitcase. We'll
Speaker 1: get into that right after this. You're listening to this
Speaker 1: Day Morning show. Before we get to the Strawberry Letter,
Speaker 1: we want to tell everybody that today is ash Wednesday.
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Speaker 1: Here it is Strawberry Letter. Thank you, neph you subject
Speaker 1: Undy's in his suitcase? All right, Stephen Shirley, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know how I will be able to help this
Speaker 1: dog out right here. It's not what you think, Dear
Speaker 1: Stephen Shirley. I married my high school sweetheart nine years ago.
Speaker 1: He is a preacher's kid and he lived a sheltered
Speaker 1: life until he met me at age seventeen. Is daddy
Speaker 1: told me the only way I could date his son
Speaker 1: was to join their church. So I joined the church
Speaker 1: and got to have dinner at their nice, big house
Speaker 1: on Sundays. My husband was very lame before I started
Speaker 1: dating him, but after I turned him out, all of
Speaker 1: the girls wanted him. He was with me twenty four
Speaker 1: to seven because I put it on him every day.
Speaker 1: His dad was crazy about me, too, so I felt
Speaker 1: like part of their family. On my husband's twentieth birthday,
Speaker 1: he proposed to me and his parents bought me a
Speaker 1: nice diamond ring. We got married and I had two children.
Speaker 1: My mother in law died a year after we got married,
Speaker 1: so my father in law spends a lot of time
Speaker 1: over our house helping out with the children. My husband
Speaker 1: always jokes about his dad liking me more than he
Speaker 1: likes him. At first, it was just a joke, but
Speaker 1: not anymore. It's no laughing matter. After I found three
Speaker 1: pairs of my panties in his dad's suitcase. His dad
Speaker 1: is notorious for throwing dirty clothes back in his suitcase.
Speaker 1: So when I did laundry Tuesday, I saw my panties
Speaker 1: in his suitcase. I asked my father in law if
Speaker 1: he took my panties, and he smiled and said yes
Speaker 1: he did. He told me he is dreamt of seeing
Speaker 1: me in them ever since he overheard me and my
Speaker 1: husband making love years ago. One more time, Tommy, he
Speaker 1: told me he's dying to switch places with his son.
Speaker 1: Do I avoid my father in law from now on?
Speaker 1: Do I tell my husband? Or do I give this
Speaker 1: old preacher what he wants? Girl? Are you crazy? I
Speaker 1: mean really? Are you crazy? For real? Right now, you
Speaker 1: already know number three as an option is completely out,
Speaker 1: But since you had to ask, no, don't give this
Speaker 1: old preacher what he wants. Come on, this is your
Speaker 1: husband's father. Yeah, this is your husband's father. I know
Speaker 1: you know that that cannot happen if you plan to
Speaker 1: stay married to your husband who is his son. Right.
Speaker 1: I do know you know this, surely you do, but
Speaker 1: it does concern me since you put it in a letter.
Speaker 1: That is this old man's problem, not yours. Okay, what
Speaker 1: you're gonna have to do now is get him out
Speaker 1: of your house. I mean he's causing confusion, could cause
Speaker 1: a major rift between you and your husband. Of course,
Speaker 1: you have a big ego. You like to brag about
Speaker 1: how you got your husband turn him out, and you know,
Speaker 1: and all this stuff, and the and the fact that
Speaker 1: your father in law said you wanted he wanted you.
Speaker 1: All this feeds into your ego even more. But you
Speaker 1: got to think beyond what his dad said to you
Speaker 1: and realize that this thing with his dad could destroy
Speaker 1: your family if you act on this. I don't think
Speaker 1: you want to do that. I just don't. Don't be stupid.
Speaker 1: Kids are involved. You guys have kids. So you need
Speaker 1: to tell his dad and no uncertain terms, to get
Speaker 1: a life, get a wife of his own, and to
Speaker 1: leave you and your panties alone. And please stop entertaining
Speaker 1: this foolishness before you lose everything. Steve, I know it's crazy.
Speaker 1: I don't know where to start. I don't know where Tom.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do this letter differently. I'm not gonna go
Speaker 1: through the letter. I'm gonna just get to it. This
Speaker 1: letter's real, super and the problem that we have in
Speaker 1: here is at the very end the statement that she
Speaker 1: makes last, Do I avoid my father in law from now?
Speaker 1: Do I tell my husband? Or do I give this
Speaker 1: old preacher what he wants? Wow? My question is, how
Speaker 1: is this even a consideration? Right? Unless you see she's
Speaker 1: saying this old preacher, but this old preacher that sparked
Speaker 1: her interest. See, that's the problem we have here. She's
Speaker 1: attracted to this boy's daddy because she's turned on with
Speaker 1: the fact that he's still in Panis. Now she thinks
Speaker 1: that's sexy. So the real problem we got here ain't no,
Speaker 1: will you destroy your family tell this old man to
Speaker 1: get his own wife? No, how are you even considering this?
Speaker 1: The problem ain't the old man. The problem is you.
Speaker 1: The fact that you're considering this makes this letter difficult.
Speaker 1: So now what I think I'm gonna do, Because you
Speaker 1: know you're about to ruin a lot of lives. You're
Speaker 1: gonna ruin your life, your husband's life, You're gonna mess
Speaker 1: up your children's life. Ain't gonna mess this old man life. Folk.
Speaker 1: So when I come back, I think I'm gonna do
Speaker 1: some type of reenactment because I really don't know how
Speaker 1: to do this. I'm gonna be the preacher. Tommy, you're
Speaker 1: gonna be the son, and surely you're gonna be the daughter. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm doing yet, but here it is.
Speaker 1: Because this letter ain't worth my time, cause you're crazy.
Speaker 1: Her reenactment coming up in part two of Today's Strawberry Letter.
Speaker 1: The subject is Undy's in his suitcase. Coming up at
Speaker 1: twenty three minutes after the hour. We'll see how it
Speaker 1: goes right after this. You're listening show, all right, Steve,
Speaker 1: come on, let's recap today's Strawberry Letter. The subject is
Speaker 1: Undy's in his suitcase. So here's the deal. This young couple,
Speaker 1: the preacher and the preacher's wife. They had a preacher's kid.
Speaker 1: He was seventeen, married this dating this girl in high school.
Speaker 1: The father told the girl, you can't even date my
Speaker 1: son unless you join our church. She joined the church,
Speaker 1: and then she started turning the boy out. He was sheltered,
Speaker 1: didn't have no real no uh, street savvy. She started
Speaker 1: putting it on him every day. Then all of a
Speaker 1: sudden he developed some swagger and now all the girls
Speaker 1: won't him. But you know, they got a big house
Speaker 1: and everything so when they turned twenty, he proposed to
Speaker 1: the girl. He said, yeah, the family bought the marine.
Speaker 1: They got married. His parents bought a diamondrine they got married.
Speaker 1: They have two children now, and then the mother in
Speaker 1: law passed after they were married a year. So the
Speaker 1: father in law now spends a lot of time over
Speaker 1: their house helping with the children. And her husband always
Speaker 1: jokes about his dad and heard the lady wrote the
Speaker 1: letter more than he likes me. And then the lady
Speaker 1: thinks that first he was a joke, for not anymore.
Speaker 1: I'm not a laughing matter. Because she found three powerful
Speaker 1: her panties in his daddy's suitcase, and his dad is
Speaker 1: notorious for throwing dirty clothes back in the suitcase. So
Speaker 1: when I did laundry Tuesday, I saw my panty and
Speaker 1: I asked my father in law. He took my panties,
Speaker 1: and he smiled and said yeah. He told me he's
Speaker 1: been dreaming of seeing me in them every since he
Speaker 1: overheard me and my son making a love of years ago.
Speaker 1: He told me he's dying to switch places with my son.
Speaker 1: This helper rode in and said, do I avoid my
Speaker 1: father off from now? Do I tell my husband do
Speaker 1: I get this, old preacher, what do you want? So
Speaker 1: this is to reenactment. Tommy is the son, Shirley is
Speaker 1: the woman, and I'm that old man. Kids. I'm back
Speaker 1: over here today. How y'all doing? Hey Pop, little fella, Hey,
Speaker 1: do me a favor, go to snow or get me
Speaker 1: some more packer or new posts. He's supposed to stop now,
Speaker 1: I know, but I ain't just gonna go to snow,
Speaker 1: all right, baby, I'll be back, all right, all right,
Speaker 1: hey Pop? What's going on? What's going on? You me? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Thank you? Fine as you want to be. You know
Speaker 1: how I'm worried about you sometime. I just want to
Speaker 1: make sure you all right. You know? Yeah, your your
Speaker 1: son takes excellent care of me. Pop, Yes he does.
Speaker 1: Hey Pop, got them new points for you? Man? Here
Speaker 1: you go, boy? How you doing? Hey? Yah? One other thing?
Speaker 1: Can you go to the steward and get me a
Speaker 1: quarter motor al? What's wrong with the car? Pop? That's
Speaker 1: at the hardware. It needs motor al. When I drove
Speaker 1: over here, the light was on okay, okay, all yeah,
Speaker 1: now now go to hardware and get it because it
Speaker 1: was on seal. Go to hardware and get it because yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, baby, I'll be back. I'm gonna get motor
Speaker 1: off of daddy. Okay, honey, all right, well ready to
Speaker 1: cook dinner, so hurry back. Yeah. I like all yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, car,
Speaker 1: but I like all though, you like all kinds. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well you sent you send rotten me out to get
Speaker 1: motor oil. I would see you got any baby, Well
Speaker 1: you know I used sometimes for the kids, for your grandkids.
Speaker 1: Of course what a grand kids that at the daycare? Yeah?
Speaker 1: You just like handsome. Yeah yeah, I'm like, oh, hey, pop,
Speaker 1: got that motor hale man, hey son back so soon? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got everything. So I got the motorle, I got
Speaker 1: new puts. Everything you need. Can you go? Uh, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do a little work. Can you get me a
Speaker 1: chainsaw change saw change? I'm gonna want to use it.
Speaker 1: I'm because some Liam's down change saw gardening work. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: go ahead, get down the street one. You want to
Speaker 1: get one from him? I don't want to buy one
Speaker 1: my own. God this childheads don't want to read you
Speaker 1: and shoot you all know that here up now? Okay,
Speaker 1: we started cooking yet, No, we started cooking yet. I
Speaker 1: was honey, Okay, all right, I guess you know what
Speaker 1: he just asked, had you started cooking? And that what
Speaker 1: I wanted to talk to you. Yeah, I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: preheap the oven. So yeah, well my loving already hot.
Speaker 1: I was just wondering if you might want to put
Speaker 1: some minutes or well, yeah, I'm gonna put like a
Speaker 1: roast or something in there. That's exactly what I'm talking about. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got a roast. I want to put it there.
Speaker 1: Oh you back already? Ye, do me a favor. Go
Speaker 1: over to my house and tar the top of the
Speaker 1: garage from me some time. I got all the tar
Speaker 1: in the garage. Hard the top of the garage. Boy,
Speaker 1: you don't gonna stay your way ass away from here
Speaker 1: because he's hungry. Pop if he wants to eat dinner,
Speaker 1: I'm hugging. I'm trying to get filled on hill. What
Speaker 1: is it? I don't know where'd these come from? Listen,
Speaker 1: we gotta go leave your comments on Today's Strawberry Letter
Speaker 1: on Instagram at Steve Harvey at them and check out
Speaker 1: the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand now. Coming up next
Speaker 1: it is Junior and Sports Talk. Right after this. You're
Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. It is time
Speaker 1: now for Sports Talk with Junior Junior, which yeah, this morning.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you when we got this morning, Shirley. I
Speaker 1: want to give a shout out to the NFL. Man.
Speaker 1: They had to HBCU NFL combine for all the players
Speaker 1: that went to ABC US. I'm telling they diversified. They
Speaker 1: had about forty players showed up. Man and the favorite
Speaker 1: right nine as a brother named Xavier Smith out of fam.
Speaker 1: You ran a phote three nine dog? They look what
Speaker 1: what was screaming out there? Suit phote three nine? I
Speaker 1: read Poe three. I ran a phote three eight one time. Really,
Speaker 1: I was coming from church one night and I was
Speaker 1: walking in the middle of the street, you know, because
Speaker 1: I walked on into the street at night, and this
Speaker 1: this German shepherd came around his neck and I could
Speaker 1: hear the chain dragging in the street. I turned around
Speaker 1: and saw that damn dog. Two you're moving hunt why
Speaker 1: with no farting on? And that's a true story. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're getting it speeding man. Also, Man, I don't know
Speaker 1: what's going on in Baltimore, but there's still no long
Speaker 1: term deal for Lamar Jackson. He has been tagged as
Speaker 1: a non exclusive to the Baltimore Ravens. I mean he
Speaker 1: can talk to any team. He won't, you, man, I
Speaker 1: would hate for him to leave Baltimore. Man, but he's been,
Speaker 1: he's been an he's been. He's allowed to talk to
Speaker 1: other teams. Yes, yes, sir, Hey, hey, right man. I
Speaker 1: just want to let him know if he's thinking about
Speaker 1: a team, I have one and not. He's not. Ain't
Speaker 1: about thing about the Why would he going on in
Speaker 1: and run for his life every day on place ragged
Speaker 1: ass text? We we can. We just need to build. Hein't.
Speaker 1: Lamar ain't got nowhere to go rebuild. Lamar need to
Speaker 1: go somewhere and get a rain starin't going to Texas.
Speaker 1: Y'all ain't got nobody, you know. But we were bout
Speaker 1: to right, We're about to have We're gonna have Lamar time.
Speaker 1: You don't worry about. We won't have them. He gonna
Speaker 1: get him, get them. Then we're going to the playoffs.
Speaker 1: We're back in it. If we just get him, we're
Speaker 1: back in it. That's all. I just don't want you
Speaker 1: to hate on us like that. We're gonna hit him
Speaker 1: all Jackson, he go hate, don't worry about he go hate,
Speaker 1: But don't worry about that hate though. Just when he
Speaker 1: goes somewhere else is where y'all that's the show, y'all.
Speaker 1: Don't want to come to that. Don't go to the Texans.
Speaker 1: Y'all might want to take off that next morning. No,
Speaker 1: I'm coming in and get it all right, Junior, Thank you, congratulations.
Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour. Okay, Steve,
Speaker 1: you have a funny story about ash Wednesday. We're celebrating
Speaker 1: ash Wednesday today. We'll figure out what we're giving up
Speaker 1: for Lent this year as well. Right after this, you're
Speaker 1: listening to Steve Morning Show. All right, today is ash Wednesday. Steve.
Speaker 1: Usually you grace us with the story that we love.
Speaker 1: Tell us what you're giving up for lent today. It's Shirley.
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna stop telling you how to produce
Speaker 1: this show. I'm gonna give up show production because it's
Speaker 1: obvious you gonna do what the hell you want to do.
Speaker 1: Because I hold you I did not want to do
Speaker 1: the damn Ash. Where is this story? And then you
Speaker 1: go right up in here and go I know you
Speaker 1: said you didn't want to do, but it's so damn fully,
Speaker 1: I laughed every year at the same Damn I just money. Okay,
Speaker 1: So what are you giving up for? Left? I don't
Speaker 1: really do that, but you want me to make up
Speaker 1: something I don't. It's giving up for lint. Can I
Speaker 1: give up? Oh? Or co host? You ain't got real
Speaker 1: up in here. I'm gonna give up, does it? Let
Speaker 1: me ask you something when you give up something for lick?
Speaker 1: Does it? What's the rule of giving up something for lick? Well,
Speaker 1: it should be what it's like fasting. You know, you
Speaker 1: give up something that's important to you that means something
Speaker 1: to you over lent, like I'll give up sugar or
Speaker 1: some people. And how many days is that? For? Forty days?
Speaker 1: The amount of days that Jesus was tempted by the
Speaker 1: devil and the wilderness. That's what it's attached to ompted
Speaker 1: wilderness by by the devil. Yes, that was Jesus though,
Speaker 1: righting our lord. And you know I couldn't tempt it
Speaker 1: for farty straight two two and then I'm gonna just say, ah,
Speaker 1: I will come on there. God, let's see. I don't know, well,
Speaker 1: I could give up, like, give me an example of
Speaker 1: something you give up alcohol? Yeah, sugar, alcohol, fat, my
Speaker 1: food alcohol. I ain't got hi media. What can I
Speaker 1: give up my wife and kids for for today? Is
Speaker 1: that you can try and see what happens. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: Now you can give up your wife and kids for
Speaker 1: forty years and then you do a whole. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: can give a wife kids for forty days and then
Speaker 1: on forty day forty one, about forty it's gonna take
Speaker 1: about a week. You ain't gonna believe how much money? Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you're gonna move your ass out that house? Do
Speaker 1: you give up that high? Yeah? Not the ship show.
Speaker 1: What you're giving up sugar? Probably sugar, Steve, Probably sugar
Speaker 1: too much? Yeah, you'd eat too much sugar. No, but
Speaker 1: I don't like to eat too much. You know, the
Speaker 1: more you eat, the more you crave. You know, I've
Speaker 1: already done sugar. You eat the more you crave. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're getting pretty healthy. Why don't you try profanity? Giving
Speaker 1: up profanity? No cussing? Oh, Steve, that's forty days. That's
Speaker 1: what was only forty days? No cussing for forty days?
Speaker 1: Who and where they do that? I got time? You
Speaker 1: cuss five hundred? Ye Oh, No, I gotta go to
Speaker 1: what but you work in radio and television. You can't
Speaker 1: use profanity on the air in either place. Can do it?
Speaker 1: We got a commercial? Yeah what you think commercial? Bridge
Speaker 1: is cussin? So is the answer? No? No? Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what for the rest of this show. Okay,
Speaker 1: no profanity the rest of the show and tomorrow. That's
Speaker 1: a good start. Yeah, let's do one day at a time. Okay,
Speaker 1: no cussom no cuss? I mean, is it somewhere like damn?
Speaker 1: Can damn? Still be no custom Tommy? No, we see
Speaker 1: right down right there, all right, just be quiet just now.
Speaker 1: You can't you can't see profanity about to fire off
Speaker 1: a bunch of a mercher, all right, coming up at
Speaker 1: twenty minutes, coming up at twenty minutes after the hour,
Speaker 1: we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right
Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to the Steven Show, all right. So,
Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys heard about this, but
Speaker 1: we're so glad to announce that our good friend and
Speaker 1: family member, actress Cassie Davis, is alive and well yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was a whole big rumor about her death circulating
Speaker 1: on social media. Cassie is probably best known from Tyler
Speaker 1: Perry's hit show House of Pain and many of Tyler's
Speaker 1: stage plays. Social media trolls spread the horrible rumor that
Speaker 1: Cassie had passed away from lung cancer. Tyler Perry officially
Speaker 1: set the record straight by posting a picture of Cassie
Speaker 1: with the news and in bold text, Tyler wrote, this
Speaker 1: is a lie. Okay, Cassie is still with us, Thank
Speaker 1: the Lord. Yes, yeah, we talk. She's good. Yeah good.
Speaker 1: What are these stupid rumors? How did they get life
Speaker 1: like this? I love Tyler's story about Cassie just coming
Speaker 1: to his house when he wasn't there, jumping in the
Speaker 1: pool and just swimming. And then if Tyler would come home,
Speaker 1: she'd be like, what are you doing here? Tyler said,
Speaker 1: this is my house, my pool. We love us, yes
Speaker 1: too for as Yeah, well Tyler knows for sure. There
Speaker 1: you just mess it up. Huh. Here's here's a true story.
Speaker 1: People don't know. I'm Cassie years ago, used to take
Speaker 1: care of winter. Wow, she's so talented too light, Yes,
Speaker 1: yes she can. Well look more of the Steven Every
Speaker 1: morning show coming up at thirty three minutes after the hour.
Speaker 1: We'll play a round of would you rather? Right after this,
Speaker 1: you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show, and it's time
Speaker 1: now for a round of would you rather guys? Would
Speaker 1: you rather have your ariolap piers? Okay? Or yeah your
Speaker 1: ariola appears? Or would you rather have a tattoo inside
Speaker 1: your lip? Which one you think would be more? What
Speaker 1: is it? Tattoo? Yea any idea? No? You know we
Speaker 1: gonna have to use a lot. Do you know how
Speaker 1: much we can put on him? Now? I can put
Speaker 1: Psalms twenty third songs on my lips. This is like
Speaker 1: Shepherd the thing truly, goodness, mercy all you know? How
Speaker 1: must live? You? How much lip I got? And if
Speaker 1: I pull it down, boy, let me take yourself okay,
Speaker 1: So definitely your ariola will be pierced. All right. I
Speaker 1: was a little boy. This how I knew I had
Speaker 1: a big lift. I was a little born. You know
Speaker 1: how you hang your head out the car when it's
Speaker 1: driving sometime and it normally just take y'all breath away.
Speaker 1: I almost got smothered because my lips went back up
Speaker 1: over my nose and I almost got smothered like that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can see it. Yeah, all right? Would you rather
Speaker 1: have your wife ignored you for three days? Or would
Speaker 1: you rather have your wife you and your wife argue
Speaker 1: for three days? Ignore me, ignore met. Any man would say,
Speaker 1: don't like the silent treatment either, ignore me, prefer arguing both,
Speaker 1: and extend that three for me. You'll take six, all right?
Speaker 1: Would you rather take cold showers every day or warm
Speaker 1: bubble baths just twice a week? Warm bubble baths twice
Speaker 1: a week? Yeah, you little funk yourself? Something else? I
Speaker 1: mean you're little. Yeah, you always talk about how clean
Speaker 1: you are? You going in there take that cold shot
Speaker 1: if you want, I'm gonna take them. I'm gonna take
Speaker 1: one thing about me. There's nobody, nobody ever says Steve
Speaker 1: Harvey steak. If you get down to these two days,
Speaker 1: you're gonna steak. Well, whatever it be first, it'll be
Speaker 1: a first. But I'm not gonna be in that cold
Speaker 1: alcohol long. You think I can do this? Yere? They
Speaker 1: say cold showers are good for you, though, but who yeh,
Speaker 1: yeah that's good. Yeah, that's good for information. All that?
Speaker 1: All right, that's today's round up. Would you rather who Well,
Speaker 1: we can come back is our last break of the day,
Speaker 1: and we'll have some closing remarks from the one and
Speaker 1: only Steve Harvey right after this. You're listening morning show.
Speaker 1: All right here we are, guys, our last break of
Speaker 1: the day. It's been a good day. Happy Ash Wednesday. Happy.
Speaker 1: So we're not gonna say nothing. We're not gonna say nothing,
Speaker 1: say anything. Y'all know he cussed a couple breaks ago.
Speaker 1: Y'all know he cussed who ye, Well, so because we
Speaker 1: need to let everybody know. So, yeah, Ash Wednesday, We've
Speaker 1: talked about lent and what giving it up? Giving up?
Speaker 1: You agreed to try giving a profanity, Yeah, to try,
Speaker 1: And I ain't cussed. But Janior, you say, okay, he did.
Speaker 1: We were talking about Cassie come about cast. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: he said, i'mnn tell yall something about Cassie casting. Swim
Speaker 1: my ass off, That's what he said. He didn't even
Speaker 1: know even he cuts so much, he didn't even know.
Speaker 1: He couldn't even No, no, no, no, no, I didn't know.
Speaker 1: What you say? Then? What you say? No, I didn't
Speaker 1: I didn't say that. What did you say? Said? No?
Speaker 1: I said she could swim what you show ain't say
Speaker 1: she could swim? Her? But off? I don't know. He
Speaker 1: didn't say that, and you did not say swim her
Speaker 1: behind off. You didn't say that. You don't know what
Speaker 1: to say that we would be the word that you
Speaker 1: were to take. Can we play? Yeah? No, you don't
Speaker 1: have to run take back. I just said no, I
Speaker 1: don't take time. I don't, we don't. We don't need
Speaker 1: no tape to do that. So soon did you say? Then?
Speaker 1: What you say? What did you say? I said, cast
Speaker 1: I can swim my ass off? Is what you see?
Speaker 1: That's not what I said. That is exactly what you say.
Speaker 1: I don't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't even I didn't.
Speaker 1: I never even said, Cassie what he looks convinced. I'm
Speaker 1: telling you, he's like he's saying it convinced. That's why
Speaker 1: would I do that? Why would I do that? Why
Speaker 1: would you? I can't give up both because now now
Speaker 1: we have no reason to live exists. Yeah, I would never.
Speaker 1: I would never even say nothing like that. Would I
Speaker 1: say that? Yes, he was talking about you was a
Speaker 1: Tylent said you said, Tylis said yes, Tyler. I did
Speaker 1: say Tyler said it, yeah sah, but she well, I
Speaker 1: was talking about Tyler's post. He said that um often
Speaker 1: comes to his swimming pool to swim when he's not there,
Speaker 1: and and Tyler comes home and Cassie will be like,
Speaker 1: what are you doing here? And then you said, you said, Cassie,
Speaker 1: I tell you one thing, Cassie can swim her. So
Speaker 1: let me ask you a question. If I then, why
Speaker 1: didn't you say something? Then I did, No, you didn't.
Speaker 1: This is the first you bought it us. This is
Speaker 1: the first you've bought it up. I said, Oh, so,
Speaker 1: anybody gonna say that, that's all I said. We said, yeah,
Speaker 1: he said that. I didn't even hear that. We're a minute,
Speaker 1: but you had just said it. You said, Kassie can
Speaker 1: swim my ass off. I said, cass see Junior as Now,
Speaker 1: you're trying to make it sound like I said A
Speaker 1: S S. I said, cat A S is in her name.
Speaker 1: It's c A S S. It's not just going to
Speaker 1: make it sound like I said. When her name is
Speaker 1: c A Yes, I say, now you want to just
Speaker 1: turn that into custom and I'm not gonna let you
Speaker 1: do it. It's not what I'm I'm not gonna let
Speaker 1: you do it because all I said was cast say,
Speaker 1: now it's that inside of her name, Yes it is.
Speaker 1: I'm guilty of saying her name, but I'm not guilty
Speaker 1: of custom. I rebut that you cannot Why can't we
Speaker 1: play it back? It back? Because this man can't do that.
Speaker 1: We gotta show to do. I just told you say
Speaker 1: I got paid that he can't give you once not there.
Speaker 1: Oh oh my gosh. So this this a good level
Speaker 1: of line you're doing. Press. That's what he needs to
Speaker 1: give up for lent. I we need to switch it
Speaker 1: to lie Cus custom line? Which one? Which one? I'm
Speaker 1: giving up CUsing? Okay, you're gonna give up Cus. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but as soon as you said that, you do realize
Speaker 1: seven minutes later fired you realize that, right, but you
Speaker 1: did it so well you don't even know you said it.
Speaker 1: You just you know, can we make a few commercials
Speaker 1: and two songs and you but Junior, now this is
Speaker 1: not custom. But you being an uncle Tom a minute,
Speaker 1: that right there, that right there, not doing black henstry month.
Speaker 1: Don't let him do that right there, Tom, that type
Speaker 1: of thing right there, snitching snitching? What penny? What what
Speaker 1: you not doing? Let people get hurt like this? So
Speaker 1: you're gonna take this woman whose name has the word
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