Comedians Lucas Zelnick and John Kennedy have no beliefs except for what's funny or benefits them personally. Join them as they tell stories from their lives and make fun of absolutely everything. --- To get one bonus episode a week join our Patreon at patreon.com/canigohomenow --- We are a satirical podcast.
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Gesamtlänge aller Episoden: 3 days 12 hours 13 minutes
episode 14: Episode 14 - The Horseshoe of Racism (with Matthew Broussard)
Lucas and Jamie bring on a great white friend of theirs, Matthew Broussard (@mondaypunday) and the trio discuss rich whites, poor whites, and Green Day whites. This episode lacked diversity on several levels and for that we apologize. It was also legitimately really funny and as liberals we also apologize for that too because everyone knows being a good liberal means being as unfunny as late night television...
First Urgent Emergency Broadcast
A red letter day for the podcast in the worst possible way. Today will go down alongside 9/11 and the Holocaust. We're really pissed right now.
episode 13: Episode 13 - We Commit Fraud (with Matt O'Connor)
Lucas and Jamie have on their good friend Matt O'Connor and the trio discuss the podcast's new sponsor then discuss strategies to defraud said sponsor.
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episode 12: Episode 12 - Time's Up (with Kylie Vincent)
Jamie and Lucas bring on their wholly un-harassed, bisexual FEMALE opener, Kylie Vincent. The virtuous trio discuss the Me Too movement, sort of, as well as pegging and other liberal stuff. Also, Lucas and Jamie recorded this one high. Enjoy.
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episode 11: Episode 11 - Those that Roll (with Ashley Gavin)
Jamie and Lucas have on Ashley Gavin again and the trio discuss wheelchair people, performing on Carnival Cruise Lines as a lesbian, and Homophobic Dracula. This one is very important for us because Ashley's a lesbian and also our first repeat guest which shows how woke/virtuous/deserving of mainstream media opportunities we are...
episode 10: Episode 10 - The Trippy Episode (with John Kennedy)
Lucas and Jamie have on their good friend John Kennedy, who is unfortunately also straight and white. Luckily he is also weird, and that counts for a couple liberal points for some reason. It's the equivalent of having on a straight white woman, in diversity terms. The unfortunately Aryan trio discuss infinity, doing shrooms in places you shouldn't, and Tony Robbins...
episode 9: Episode 9 - Being Detained
Lucas and Jamie talk about being on the road in Toronto, Canada and being detained at the border when they tried to Uber into the States. They also talk Border Patrol Agents, Canadian Wine Country, and Nick Fuentes.
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episode 8: Episode 8 - We Get Canceled (with Geoffrey Asmus)
Lucas and Jamie bring on another straight white man and the boys straight white it up, discussing the r-word, women, and racists. This is the episode to listen to if you want to cancel us. At $10,000/month on Patreon we'll release the whole episode UNEDITED, which would be a doozy for our careers and reputations, so that's something to look forward to if you enjoy virtue signaling by cancelling people (which you should)...
episode 7: Episode 7 - Emotional Spinach (with Ashley Gavin)
Lucas and Jamie have on their good friend Ashley Gavin, who is a woman (yay!), white (no!) and queer (Amazing!!!). They discuss the Blues, small penises, and Jeffrey Epstein. Possibly the funniest episode so far, and we're not just saying that because Ashley's a lesbian.
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episode 6: Episode 6 - Jumping Jew Veins (with Joe Santagato)
Jamie and Lucas bring on their third guest, Joe Santagato, who is not gay or muslim, which sucks. The three straight whites discuss Jewish Police, Fainting, and Jumping Jew Veins. This one gets pretty straight and white and we're so, so sorry about that. We'll donate the proceeds to the ADL or CNN or some other liberal as shit organization...