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Hey, this is De writing the description here and if you’re not a monster-fucker, this episode might be a LOT. If you ARE a monster-fucker, this episode might be a LOT. I’ll warn you it’s VERY gross. No forreal, it’s disgusting. Melissa and...

Hey everyone! This week we play another game of Guess Who’s Coming to Juneteenth and talk about Keith Lee and how someone is going to get their ass beat playing around with him. We also talk about Found, what constitutes lightskintedness, and go...

In this episode the ladies come up with a new game show, Guess Who’s Coming to Juneteenth, a show where we try see if we know who is Black or not. We also talk about the new Doctor Who and whether or not we are excited for it, or dreading it. Also,...

Hey everyone! So… just like the title suggests we went into a bit of a chaos spiral in this episode. Melissa talks about commercial jingle conspiracy theories, we find out that DayQuil and NightQuil actually don’t work, JP and De talk about Big...

Hey everybody! On this episode of Nerdgasm Noire we talk about the potential end to the WGA strike, and what that might mean for some of the streaming services. We also talk about The Circle, a show that De is pretty sure is supposed to be a horror...

Hey everybody, Welcome to the inaugural episode of Smut Book Club’s Smut Book Club, a book club where me and Melissa read our long list of romance novels and talk about them in the only way we know how, messily. Melissa also shoots some ideas for...

In this episode of Smut Book Club, Mel is joined by JP to talk about the book Office Hours by Katrina Jackson. They also talk about tropes that they  do and don’t like in romance, and also the intrigue of foreign translated romances. Office...

Hey everybody! So this week Melissa had a LOT of questions about Drew Barrymore and the WGA strike. We also talk about how EVERYONE used to have a talk show. We also talk about how Angelica Ross’ terrible experience with Ryan Murphy and Emma...

Hey everyone! This might sound like a Smut Book Club episode, but it’s a Nerdgasm Noire episode. We promise. In this episode we talk about what constitutes tall (so that when Jamie becomes a dictator and shut down all the tall people), whether or...

Hey everyone! On this episode of Smut Book Club, Melissa and De talk about some booktok drama and explain that there are certain boundaries you shouldn’t cross. Plus we talk a little bit about our Patreon Only Smut Book Club episodes that are coming...