Not Another D&D Podcast

DM Murph briefly talks about the setting for the campaign, then joins Emily, Jake, and Caldwell to chat about their characters! Get to know Moonshine Cybin -- a backwoods elf druid who had to leave her home, the ol' crick, cuz "something ain't right." Marvel at the athletic prowess of Hardwon Surefoot -- a human fighter raised by dwarves in a dwarphanage...

Hardwon (Jake), Moonshine (Emily), and Beverly (Caldwell) arrive in the small fishing village of Moonstone and meet Scoutmaster Denny -- a halfling coward with some terrible news. The crew answers the call of adventure, but gets tripped up by some pony-tailed barbarian bullies. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The party deals with the aftermath of their brutal bar fight with the barbarians, then heads off into the swamp to save the Green Teens. Beverly tries to salvage the Jamboreen, Hardwon is increasingly annoyed by the antics of Scoutmaster Denny ("a craven man"), Moonshine falls in love with another druid, and PawPaw hates his leash. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Our almost-heroes continue their search for the missing Green Teens in the bog! Beverly makes use of his ropes AND mating call badge, Hardwon gets bark rash, and Moonshine debuts the fungal kiss of death. Listen to the end for shoutouts for our new reviewers! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The almost-heroes come face-to-face with the Bullywug king himself, then find themselves trailing an even greater enemy! Hardwon bravely runs away ("because it's smart and not because it's cowardly"), Moonshine gets her stealth on ("like Catherine Zeta-Jones in Entrapment"), and Beverly attempts to channel Steve Irwin. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Can the almost-heroes (aka the "band of boobs") save the Green Teens before they're ritualistically sacrificed? ...Maybe! The party splits up to sneak into the keep and finds a creepy scene. Beverly lets Moonshine call the shots after a series of bad decisions and Hardwon finally climbs something successfully. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The almost-heroes set up camp with the freshly-rescued and adorably annoying Green Teens, then head back into the keep to search for the dragon's egg. Hardwon faces off against a beefcake rival, Beverly expands his tooth collection, and Moonshine summons a spectral PawPaw. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The almost-heroes have free rein of the castle now that the kobolds have been chased out, but the threat of the bullywug king still looms! Hardwon races to save the Green Teens while Beverly and Moonshine search for the dragon's egg. Jonah the Crick Bullywug and PawPaw wrestle. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The party faces the Cracked Tooth Clan in a battle for the fate of Moonstone! Hardwon goes head to head with the barbarian leader in a duel of catchphrases, Moonshine uses her druidic powers to turn her fiddle into a terrifying weapon, Beverly suffers several concussions, and PawPaw races to find back up. Music includes: "Gypsy_Violin_Variation" by Howard Geisel at Freesound.org. "Emotional Piano" by triangelx at Freesound.org. See Privacy Policy at https://art19...

The party ties up some loose ends in Moonstone, then travels to the magical city of Ezry in hopes of identifying their cursed sword. Beverly earns the nickname "Bubble Boy," Hardwon tastes his first cheeseburger slider, and Moonshine uses her crick charm to enlist the help of a bounty hunter. Adam Conover (Adam Ruins Everything) joins us for three episodes, starting here! (There won't be shout outs at the end of the show this week because we're traveling and scheduled the show ahead of time...