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The best hangover breakfast? Some say an "eggy in a basket". But just how does the hole get there?  You don't WANNA KNOW, MAN! YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW!

In this episode the boys ponder such topics as: noodle legged bears, a rain of stuffing, The Parable of the Stolen Tylenol, The Mouse and the Ambulance, entire packs of lies, how to write the number four, Brad Pit's abs, Billy Blanks' Wikipedia page, and how we owe absolutely everything we have to the Wayans Brothers...

Brent's in the corner raving about God knows what again. Is he repelling all possibility of corporate sponsorship, or attracting them with some sort of foaming-at-the-mouth reverse psychology? I dunno man, at least the pizza's here...

Which oatmeal is the GOATmeal? I'll give you a clue, it's the kind with g-darn dinosaurs in it, big dawg! "WOOOOOOOOOO!"- Rick Flair

In this episode you can find topics such as skunkmen, glorious Nippon steel pizza slicers, Adult Yoda: Pro Skater, Asap Ferg, the cat that eat the butter, and being a big spoon boy.

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I think it's time for a little break from partying! Everyone grab some orange slices and suck down a little B and C vitamins, electrolytes, what have you, and get ready for round two.

On this episode the boys discuss 10,000 rats and how much Brent likes them (it's a lot), [galloping noises], the finer points of liking seaweed snacks, The Chocolatiest Catch, soup, Billy Eyelashes, and The Gatorade Squeeze Bottle Games.

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I feel like I'm just rolling through this party, not in a bad way, like I'm on a rigging being pushed through with a camera in front of my face so its like I'm floating through the party blissfully. We had to pay the fx team extra for that.

Today's topics include the lies capris tell, being a toad person with a giant tongue, shark leather, switch blade combs, The Bozo Buckets of Bad Celebrities, and the Lizzie McGuire tongue scraper episode...

The neighbors are crashing the party. Hey, brotherly love. Let 'em scream it makes the humidity better.

On this episode, Brent has a head cold, but the boys still manage to chat about badass Kentucky kids, The Christmas Orgy, rubber ducks, Sissy Goodman, Segwaying too close to the sun ala Icarus, some cool nouns, Dunston checking In, and Weekend at Bernie Sander's.

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I was talking to my buddy Ricky and he says "HEY, how about we kick this party up a notch?" and reveals a bag of popsicle sticks. I said, "Ricky, are those some kind of drugs?!" He says, "No, get a load of this, Bubbaloo," (Ricky calls me Bubbaloo) and he just starts sticking 'em in things. Now we got a stick in the punch, we got a stick in the keg, we got a stick in the pool, we got a stick in the sound system, we got a stick in the whipped cream...

All this partying is getting me hungry. Anyone have some korn on the cob? I mean corn? I mean coЯn? Man, it's that time of the night I guess, everyone's getting a little loopy. We should probably cut back on the ooze...

Oh no lads, the party is getting absolutely mental.  Did you see Brent's microphone take a gainer off the balcony right into the neighbor's pool? Jeez, that's no good. Please bear with us while he sorts out that situation, I'm sure he'll be back to normal quality next week. In the meantime, lets bring things down with some of the dulcet, other worldly tones of Joey Coco, accompanied by what looks to be the coolest B-movie scorpion I've ever seen on marimba...

Here at Review Party Dot Com, when we say "spin that Bible, brother!" we, of course, are referring to the trailblazing album Sorry for Party Rocking (Deluxe Version) by the late, great LMFAO. This is the fifth episode of our humble party-on-tape, which corresponds to the fifth track on said album, Champagne Showers. Yup, it's gotten to that point of the night, people… Grab the soap and grab a pal, 'cause we are hittin' the bubbly showers...