Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover Leviticus chapter 7: The Law of the Offerings (cont.); And chapter 8: The Consecration of Aaron and his sons. We read about , because obviously there are . Wife wants to know how long it takes a hoof to burn. Husband contemplates p.

Husband and Wife cover Leviticus chapter 5: Sin Offerings (cont.) / Trespass Offerings; and chapter 6: The Law of the Offerings. Aaron and Moses were straight-up running a racket, and we are surprised to learn that people way back then were charging inte.

Husband and Wife cover Leviticus chapter 3: Peace Offerings; and chapter 4: Sin Offerings. Husband is possessed by a demon (or maybe he just sneezes). We wonder how they keep all these random arbitrary rules straight - splatter there, sprinkle here, burn.

Husband and Wife cover Leviticus chapter 1: Burnt Offerings; and chapter 2: Meal Offerings. Pretty sure this is all a grift run by Moses and Aaron. Very short chapters this week so Wife gets distracted by imagining how men's n-balls arrange themselves in.

Husband and Wife learn how little they retained of the Book of Exodus, even though it's supposedly the most important book of the Bible. They fail a quiz and fondly recall Aaron's special stick. Then they learn that HOLYthere were indeed all these other .

Husband and Wife cover Exodus chapter 39: The Making of the Priests' Garments / The Tabernacle Articles Completed; and chapter 40: The Setting Up of the Tabernacle / The Cloud Over the Tabernacle. We are disappointed to learn the pomegranates were made o.

Husband and Wife cover Exodus chapter 37: The Furnishings of the Tabernacle; and chapter 38: The Court of the Tabernacle / The Supervision of the Work / The Metal of the Sanctuary. We discover that "donations" were actually taxes because the writers were.

Husband and Wife learn a thing or three about this weird, dateless holiday that originated from early goddesses of dawn and spring. It falls on the first Sunday AFTER the first full moon AFTER the Spring Equinox, because obviously. Eggs are caves, bunnie.

Husband and Wife cover Exodus chapter 35: Regulations for the Sabbath / Israel to Bring an Offering / The Tabernacle Articles / The People Bring the Offering / The Call of Bezaleel and Aholiab; and chapter 36: Moses Restrains the People from Bringing Gif.

Husband and Wife cover Exodus chapter 33: The Lord's Presence Promised; and chapter 34: The Second Table of Stone / Israel Warned of the Idolatry of Canaan / The Three Anointed Feasts / Moses and the Tables of the Law. Husband requests milk and loses his.