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One hot girl asks one fine fella where he parks his goats so they can meet up during the heat of the day for a secret boom-boom tryst
He sticks his dove in her cleft and then they go at it like gazelles
She has goat hair and sheepy chompers. Her face is like a bowl of Fruity Pebbles.
This chapter opens with the man's eager agreement to come drink up all his lover's various body juices
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She finds the man enjoying his garden which definitely sounds like a euphemism for an orgy
Her schnozzola is huge, and her titties are lumpy. Her mother must be so proud.
She thinks love "burns like blazing fire" but actually that's just chafing
This story deserves to sit right next to other great love triangles of the ages: Twilight, Casablanca, The Great Gatsby, Wuthering Heights, and Beverly Hills 90210