Gesamtlänge aller Episoden: 2 days 14 hours 26 minutes
Wherein many elves are punted, parental conflicts abound, and Tucker learns that it was the Benny Hill Theme.
Wherein Tucker talks to himself, the wild waters have been put into a roar, and the climactic scene of the series is set to the Betty Hill Theme.
Wherein we discuss fan service, see how you should not act as a parent, and punt an elf.
Wherein we CAW tries to be cool like Jace, a cyclops invites our friends to dinner and Genevieve tells us all about the depression.
Wherein we attempt to learn about a new system, Boston, and some witches.
Wherein we spend too much time deciding on adjectives, learn about Citizen(s) Against Witches, and everyone protects their own characters at the expense of Agatha.
Wherein lacrosse sticks are sharpened into shivs, post-rebellions governments are planned, and we find out what Greg the Janitor's last name is.
In which we learn of the prestigious preparatory school Phillips Andunder, the Fischer-Kings, and the ambiguous relationship between a coach and his spork.
In which we meet the woman of whom Samantha was begotten, learn about air ducks, and discover that the bazooka wasn't made of paper mache.
In which the city of East Breitanburg is created, a paper mache bazooka is brandished, and we decide if the term "remarried spouses" implies four people or two.