Star Wars Minute

The Alphabeatical Boys are here to watch Jyn and Cassian try to climb to the toppermost of the poppermost and retrieve those Death Star plans! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chirrut sets out on the long and winding road to the master switch under the watchful gaze of guest commentators El Adam and John from Alphabeatical! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

John and El Adam from Alphabeatical are here to tell us what goes on but as far as bad boy Krennic is concerned happiness is a warm blaster! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The flying boys of Gold Squadron are sending six fighters against a Star Destroyer? Guest commentators John and El Adam from Alphabeatical say yes! Yes! Yes! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

 I've got a feeling out our Alphabeatical guest commentators should say goodnight to Bodhi Rook so run for your life! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We kick off our week of Patreon All-Stars with a hearty hello to guest commentator Mark Thompson and a tearful farewell to Baze Malbus! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jyn makes it to the top of the Scarif Tower only to come face to face with an Imperial T.I.E. fighter! Nah, just kidding: it's Patreon All-Star guest commentator Peter Duffy!  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Rebels go totally Bumper Cars on the Imperial Fleet over Scarif, much to the amusement of Patreon All-Star guest commentator Lee Blanchard! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Krennic shows up too late to stop Jyn's plan but just in time to listen to her heroic monologue with Patreon All-Star guest commentator Matt Berry! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Krennic seizes control of the monologue and points it back at Jyn but Cassian is done with the chit chat (unless it's from Patreon All-Star guest commentator Kris Calabrese, of course!) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.