Gesamtlänge aller Episoden: 12 hours 21 minutes
Today, I read the story of creation and the fall to Lily - covering the first three chapters of Genesis. Join us on Patreon for early access to an ad-free, extended version: https://www.patreon.com/childseyes
Today, Lily and I discuss whether humans count as clean or unclean animals according to biblical rules...and fancy cheese. And there's an ark or something.
Today, Lily learns of the origin of languages, country names, and why wives should pretend to be sisters if they're good looking. Warning: There is singing in this one. Sorry (not sorry).
Today, Lily learns important lessons about circumcision, slave ownership, incest, and child sacrifice. It's just jam-packed full of morals!
Today, we name an unnamed bible Character, and watch as he gets a wife for Isaac. Then Isaac does something with her that sounds eerily familiar...
Jacob steals Esau's blessing, then flees to Laban's house, marries both his cousins, and has a *bunch* of babies.
Today, Laban tricks Jacob, who retaliates by tricking Laban, who retaliates by tricking Jacob...etc.
Today, we hear about how Jacob's sons deal with their sister being raped...and we learn that Jacob's name is no longer Jacob. Twice. Also god cheats at wrestling.
I'm so sorry. So very very sorry. There will be singing in this one. It's Joseph. I can't not.
Today we're a bit disjointed as we read the chapters in the wrong order and accidentally stopped the recording at one point. Also...sad announcement at the end. tl;dr - Missus Rhino died of a stroke last week, so we are going on hiatus. Donations to...