The Hansel and Gretel Code

In this episode we have dinner with the Donners and the Dickens, somebody says grace, and then we have a limbo party.....

In this episode we go grocery shopping, find an original Roman recipe for soul food, and crash a medieval Super Bowl party to catch the play of the millennium on instant replay...

[04:48] Part 1 - in which we say grace and get lost looking for the frozen pizzas

[09:58] Part 2 - in which we reach the checkout counter and find that some demon is demanding our whole paycheck.....

In this episode we ask lots of annoying questions, there's an ominous knock on the door, and we all end up on Saturday Night Live.....

In this episode we find out why the deity is really a ham actor whose favorite hang out is that famous sleaze joint known as: Between a Rock and a Hard Place

Part 1 [01:40] - in which we find out why such a nasty, awful thing is happening to such a nice, humble guy

Part 2 [09:58] - in which we ask a few crucial questions, like: whaddya mean, US.....

In episode 15 we deconstruct some famous celebrity recipes and then go shopping for used cars and kitchen appliances

I call it: the nuclear powered toaster oven

Part 1 [04:08] - in which we learn the original recipe for baking gingerbread cookies

Part 2 [11:33] - in which we cook up some Ayahuasca, hallucinate a scene from the Godfather, and find a month old box of Chinese take-out, um, fermenting, in the back of the fridge

Part 3 [17:35] - in which we re-boot our...

In episode 16 we meet the Real Housewives of Casa Holzhacker, as well as a few Holzhacker, um, blood relatives

Part 1 [02:21] - In which we spend a little quality time with, the, uh, FAMILY...

Part 2 [07:17] - In which we get awfully serious about comedy... by chopping onions...???

Part 3 [18:09] - In which we zig and zag our way through a dense, dark thicket of devilish doubts and arrive at the other end with a completely clear conscience.....

In episode 17 we hit the jackpot by dumpster diving, get ourselves one helluva fancy box, and then attend not one, but 3 barbecues, one of which is guaranteed to give us all goose bumps

Part 1 [08:24] - In which we find that the gingerbread in our story is not only missing a key ingredient: Selbstwertgefühl, it had a weird, bitter substitute baked into it: Selbstverliebtheit

Part 2 [17:12] - In which somebody roasts the most...

In episode 18 we take a close look at the bearded lady, visit one of Al Capone’s favorite hangouts, and find the historic typo responsible for everyone’s bad conscience

Part 1 [06:17] - In which we join a mob, walk through some celebrity’s split-level house, and then finally get to see the bearded lady, up close and personal

Part 2 [23:33] - In which we inspect the Vatican’s nuclear arsenal, throw around some Mardi Gras beads,...

In episode 19 we attend one of those dinner theater thingy-s where we catch a show, and get served a heaping portion of steak tartare with a side of blood sausage

Part 1 [05:23] - In which we find out that there are a helluva lot of cannibals among us — and not ALL of them are zombies

Part 2 [15:37] - In which we board the Time Machine and get ourselves invited to the world’s first toga party

Part 3 [39:03]...

In episode 20 we break out the philologic toolbox and end up with a casket of real fairytale gold

Part 1 [04:54] - In which we find Socrates moonlighting as a Taxi Driver

Part 2 [14:30] - In which we go metal detecting in a library and find that our breadcrumb trail is leading us on a detour to Italy

Part 3 [29:29] - In which we take a little cruise on a very famous ship, tune into a medieval comedy central, and find a...