The Machine of Nonsense

Join the Tantalus Media Corporation (Eric, Ryan, Aaron, Mike from The Machine of Nonsense) as they do a Disc Dive into Final Fantasy 9

This episode covers all events of Disc 1 of Final Fantasy 9

#cancelsinfulcinna

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Join
Eric and Josh (The Non-Lethal Enforcers)
Tomas and Aaron (Crash and the Boiz)
Mike and Kayla (The Sisters Mario Brothers)
As they draft the best games of 2013 and Let's Fish: Hooked On

6 Rounds
6 categories to fill
6 cast members enter
6 cast members leave, but forever changed

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Eric and Kayla give the rest of the cast the night off

Famous musician Taika Waititi wins a Grammy
TMNT Shredders Revenge
Nic Cage plays Nic Cage
Snyder Cut...Good?
Someone put Tenet on a Game Boy
Oscar Nominations for Best Picture
25 minutes of Aliens: Fireteam

Plus

Our spoiler-filled review of Promising Young Woman

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Join Eric, Kayla, Josh, and Tomas as we play a game of "Describe it Poorly"!

It's kinda like Taboo except James Cameron and Step Brothers don't get confused in Taboo

If you liked our B.O.M.B. episode, you'll want to check this one out!

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Join Eric, Kayla, and Mike on a trip to sunny Vista Del Mar!

We discuss the rumored Nintendo Switch upgrade
Space Jam 2 (The Great Bunny Boobie Blunder)
Elden Ring shaky-cam footage

Plus

Our reviews of:
Coming 2 America
Barb and Star Go to Vista Del Mar
Us Again
Raya and the Last Dragon

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Join the IL-Woo-minati (Eric, Kayla, Mike, Tomas, Josh, and Aaron) as we go deep into WandaVision Season 1

Why the I Love Woo-cy episode had us hooked from the opening credits
Vision's Essence Dong
Where this series leaves the MC-Woo
And several other Jimmy Woo puns 

Just remember, MC-Woo ain't nothin' to F*** wit

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Join Eric, Kayla, Mike, Tomas, and Josh as they celebrate 25 years of Pokémon!

We SURF through the recent Pokémon Presents! event

New Pokémon Snap
Diamond and Pearl Remakes
Pokémon Legends: Arceus (pronounced Arceus)

Plus:

What Pokémon means to us
Is Pokémon just for kids, and is that ok?
Our earliest Pokémon MEWmories
And Ho-Ohpes for the future of Pokémon

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Join Eric, Kayla, Mike, Josh, Tomas, and Ryan as we play The Crossover Game!

First we pitch our versions of some "iconic" film and TV video game adaptations:
Doom, Alone in the Dark, Double Dragon, Silent Hill, Captain N: The Game Master, and Hitman

Then we pitch a crossover that is sure to be an instant classic
Hitman meets Captain N and Dwayne The Rock Johnson goes for some therapy in Silent Hill
These and many more await you!

We also discuss...

Join Eric, Kayla, Mike, and Ryan as we MARCH into the future


BlizzCon Coverage
Napster finally gets revenge on Metallica
Sony announces new VR and Twisted Metal TV show
Pieces of a Woman and Promising Young Woman are not the same movie
We care a little about I Care a Lot

We also take a trip through the March release calendar

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Join Eric, Kayla, Tomas, Josh, and Aaron as we play a game of B.O.M.B.

It's kinda like H.O.R.S.E. except with a lot more Jack Black

If you don't know what B.O.M.B. is, give us a listen and find out

We also break down the new trailers for Cruella and Mortal Kombat

(Those are 2 different movies)