The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat is at war with the birds that live on her porch. She’s flat because she had her mammograms. She asks Garrianna about her click. Ms. Pat discovers whizzinators.   - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat discusses her weekend in New York and making a bomb between her legs. The gang also discusses Anti-vaxxers, church, God, and religion. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat talks about cutting the bs with the RIP cakes. Leave the dead black people alone! She tells an unbelievable story about visiting her mom’s grave, and how she was escorted out of the cemetery. Ms. Pat tells Deon Curry and White Boy Chris Spangle her final wishes. She then begs Garrianna to get what is delicious. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon...

Ms. Pat went to Canada and can't get an American wifi to watch her Handmaid's Tale. She explains the show to Deon Curry and Chris Spangle. She explains how she'd turn her click into an MMA fighter to fight back. Ms. Pat talks about knowing a family member's home was nasty when the roaches crawled on her as a way to escape. She tells us about ghetto dry cleaning, and when she realized that she might be poor. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy...

Ms. Pat opens the podcast by taunting White Boy Chris Spangle. She then proposes jail time for anyone that licks Blue Bell Ice Cream. Deon Curry blows everyone's mind with a fact about vanilla ice cream. Ms. Pat explains why you can't live with hate in your heart. Ms. Pat debuts the next smash hit: "The Food Stamps Here." Ms. Pat and Deon try to set White Boy Chris up with Quisha's sister. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy...

Ms. Pat takes on not vaccinating children after Deon Curry had a friend announce she was an anti-vaxxer. Ms. Pat explains where she messed up as a mom. A man in Indian began sprouting hundreds of teeth. Jeffrey Epstein died in jail and the crew debates if he committed suicide. Ms. Pat shares one of the wildest business models she's heard of. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook...

One of Ms. Pat's babies makes a memorable appearance. A pastor from Zimbabwe is selling to tickets to heaven, and Ms. Pat has some thoughts. Deon Curry wonders how much Ms. Pat's ticket to heaven would be. Find out what mega pastor Ms. Pat thinks is super F___able. Chris Spangle explains white teenagers floating across the ocean in pods. Ms. Pat then floats the idea of taking her family camping, and Garrianna and the family say no. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy...

Ms. Pat is at the house and these kids won't shut up. The ghetto mom comes out at Ashely, Nikia, and Garrianna. White Boy Chris Spangle gets some too. Everyone debates if the cop that tased a 65-year-old woman was too aggressive or not. Then Ms. Pat quizzes White Boy Chris on black films. Turns out, he's white af. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon...

It is the first live recording of the Patdown! Ms. Pat, Deon Curry, and Chris Spangle take the stage at the Just for Laughs Festival in Montreal, Canada in front of a live audience. Deon had some issues getting his passport, and White Boy Chris had some issues sharing a room with Deon. We welcome our first guest and it is comedic legend Howie Mandell. Ms. Pat then asks him things he's never been asked in an interview. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy...

Ms. Pat takes a trip to New York City and pays the price with chaffed thighs. Beyonce inspires Ms. Pat to think about going back to a historically black college. She talks about the greatest meal she's ever had and working as a chimney sweep as a child. She recounts the time her mother killed her best friend Coo-coo. Deon Curry, Chris Spangle, and Garrianna all stare in disbelief as Ms. Pat shares the food of her childhood.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices