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On this month's high-octane episode of Animation Damnation, the gang is chatting about the silly new Netflix cartoon, Fast and Furious Spy Racers! The episode in question, "Born a Toretto," dropped December 26th, 2019—along with the rest of the first season—on Netflix...

On this week's episode, the gang closes out (Some of) the Worst of 2019 month with a convo about the too long, too silly, too muscle-y, spin-off film, Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw! Why did they try and cram three movies into one? Did no one think to call Toretto? And why did the screenwriters feel the need to change location more times than a Bond film? PLUS: A "Prison Paul" movie starring Mel Gibson? It could happen!

Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw...

On this week's episode, the gang is chatting about the ridiculous eerie kid movie, Orphan! How is this kid sitting at the absolute back of the orphanage not an immediate red flag? Why does this girl dress like it's 1885? And to Hell with this movie tree house! PLUS: Tune into HBO's next hit current events show, Little Dennis Miller Live!

Orphan stars Vera Farmiga, Peter Sarsgaard, Isabelle Fuhrman, Margo Martindale, and CCH Pounder; directed by Jaume Collet-Serra...

On this week's episode, the gang welcomes back Vulture writer and friend of the show, Angelica Jade Bastién to chat about the outrageous teen sex romp, Cruel Intentions! Was no one considering the fact that these characters are like 18 tops? What is with Ryan Phillippe's terrible duster? And did we really need this horrendous Joshua Jackson character? PLUS: Chris Cabin falls down a paranoid rabbit hole trying to connect the dots in The Rise of Skywalker!

Cruel Intentions stars Ryan...

On this week's episode, it's the gang's first of what wound up being a two-show night at the legendary Hollywood Improv! Recorded during last year's fall tour, the gang kicked off the LA shows by talking about the beloved '80s classic, Teen Wolf! Hey, was Scott's dad hitting on Boof? Did any kids die after seeing Michael J. Fox surfing on that van? And did that woman sleep with him while he was a dog? PLUS: No, we will not cool our jets, MAAAAAAAAN!!

Teen Wolf stars Michael J...

On this week's episode, the gang is chatting about the ridiculous video game adaptation, Doom! Why is so much of this movie people walking down hallways? Was this one of the last movies the Rock had hair in? And why do they make Karl Urban and Rosamund Pike's characters so.....

On this month's episode, the guys read letters about people being the third wheel on movie dates, getting wrongfully accused of wrecking a movie theater bathroom, buying Legos with Harrison Ford, watching bigoted comedian Gallagher be a jerk, and more!

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On the first episode of the 2020 Listener Request Month, the gang is subjected to the totally over-the-top legal thriller, Law Abiding Citizen! Did Gerard Butler have to get naked for that one scene? What's with this ridiculous waiter coming into the jail cell? And isn't Colm Meaney supposed to be in charge here? PLUS: Should execution chambers adopt the Alamo Drafthouse no-talking policy?

Law Abiding Citizen stars Gerard Butler, Jaime Foxx, Colm Meaney, Bruce McGill, Leslie Bibb,...

On this week's outrageous episode, the 2020 Listener Request Month continues as the guys chat about the completely ridiculous Cannon Films classic, Death Wish 4: The Crackdown! What does it say about Kersey that he's now dreaming up plots to other Death Wish films? How many dummies were destroyed for the creation of this film? And why is Bronson so bad at tapping the mafia's phones? PLUS: Paul Kersey goes undercover with the class of Beverly Hills, 90210!

Death Wish 4: The Crackdown...

On this week's episode, the gang's descent into madness—a.k.a...