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Kenyon Adamcik is a hilarious standup comedian and Maddie’s co-host on the “Phone Is In The Bag” podcast, but today he’s in the apartment to take a more submissive role in the relationship, if you catch our drift! We discuss hiring dominatrices, the joys of being a submissive man in the bedroom, and how cross-dressing squirrels may be the secret to solidifying American hegemony. Ashley likes rugby more than a hobby. Maddie is too confident...

Steph Tolev (Netflix, Comedy Central) is an amazing writer, actress, and quick-witted stand up comedian, but today she’s in the apartment to quickly U-Haul with some sexy mofos! In addition, the fantastic Kylie Vincent fills in as the anti-cancel co-host while Maddie is on tour! We discuss jumping head first into new relationships, whether men or women kiss better, and we get to the bottom of who in the room actually has the biggest body count. Ashley is eyeing the muscle mommies...

Kylie Vincent (Comedy Central) is a hilarious standup comedian whose critically-acclaimed solo show, “Bird,” has been gettin’ some serious attention, but today SHE needs attention from some BIRDS! We discuss sex being prevented by the lord almighty, overcoming relationship trauma from sexual assault, and we analyze the beautiful paintings of President George W. Bush. Ashley is topping America. Maddie is going to bang Kylie...

Standup comedian, ADHD-haver, and podcast fan-favorite Emma Willmann (Netflix, Comedy Central) returns to the apartment to talk dirty, but this time it has been heavily altered by some performance enhancement! We discuss sex-drive getting changed by medication, getting fit and its relationship to gender perception, and the best techniques to get stains out of clothes with your new WASHBOARD ABS! Ashley revisits a ballerina. Maddie ponders weight and gender...

Nicole Coenen is a vlogger, influencer, and wood-chopper who’s thirst traps brought you out of the closet, but today she’s phoning into the apartment to dish out some wood, if you catch our drift! We discuss losing your gay virginity in art-film fueled escapades, the wild journeys that precede coming out of the closet, and which kind of wood makes the best adult toys. Ashley has gone celibate. Bre is witnessing sleight-of-anus...

Chanel Ali (MTV’s “Girl Code,” Food Network) is a hilarious stand-up, writer, and avid Harry Potter enthusiast, but today she’s in the apartment to unpack what that all means: she’s probably gay. We discuss having gay experiences during “Truth or Dare,” the importance of intimacy over strict sexuality, and which Harry Potter character is most lickable (the answer may surprise you). Ashley’s got a mommy thing, for real. Maddie reads the “Lesbian Masterdoc...

Breanne Williamson, beloved WHGS podcast co-host, is finally BACK in the apartment to get freaky, but she’s gone “Hollywood” because she made a freakin’ movie! On today’s family episode we have a catch up on each others’ lives, dive deep into Bre’s film”Aging Out” and its production, and get into a story from our most important team member: YOU, the LISTENER. Ashley lost her mojo. You are having threesomes abroad.  You can follow Bre’s movie, “Aging Out,” on IG: https://www.instagram...

This week we are joined by two of Ashley’s best standup comedian friends: Sam Morrison, the world’s funniest gay diabetic jew, and Lucas Zelnick, everybody’s favorite LGBTQ+ ally from the 1%! On a long-awaited episode, we finally discuss Ashley’s cancellation in Indianapolis from a comedian's perspective, complete with all the juicy details! Sam is giving underwater blowjobs. Lucas has his first gay experience...

Jade Catta-Preta is a Brazilian-born actress, comic, and podcaster that you’ll fall in love with, but today she’s in that apartment because SHE has fallen in love! We discuss the variety of shapes and sizes that vaginas come in, fully committing to the lesbian lifestyle, and the crazy business that is showbiz. Ashley has an ex update, and then she finally gives everybody what they’ve always wanted: a VAG REVEAL...

Paris Sashay is an absolutely lovable comedienne, writer, and actor that’s on the rise to stardom, but today she’s in the apartment to get hydrated for the dirty deed! We discuss piss play in the bedroom, the ins-and-outs of strapping, and how to keep your titties healthy. Ashley gets loud in the bedroom. Maddie finds strap-ons and stereotypes. You can follow Paris on IG, Twitter, & Tik Tok: @parissashay,  And you can see her perform live near you! Get tickets at her website: ▶ https://www...