Weird AF News

Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.

https://www.weirdafnews.com/

Eine durchschnittliche Folge dieses Podcasts dauert 18m. Bisher sind 1734 Folge(n) erschienen. Dies ist ein täglich erscheinender Podcast.

Gesamtlänge aller Episoden: 22 days 17 hours 8 minutes

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Emotional support chickens cannot save this Florida man arrested for the 66th time.


FLORIDA FRIDAY - Emotional support chickens will be allowed in Floriday city. Man pulls over officer to ask for directions, gets busted for DUI. Man gets arrested for the 66th time. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter...


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 February 14, 2020  24m
 
 

Man robs a bank on a date, forced woman to be getaway driver. Jet lands after drunk man eats phone.


He met her on a datig app, then he robbed a bank and made her the getaway driver. Easy Jet flight forced to land aftee a drink man ate his cell phone. Canadian military tries to lure women with short skirts and bling. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram...


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 February 13, 2020  22m
 
 

Free porn for all coronavirus cruise passengers. One in ten people have the wrong father.


Man falls into frozen Mississippi river because Google maps told him to. Free porn offered to Coronovirus cruise passengers. One in ten people are mistaken about the identity of their father. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram...


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 February 12, 2020  15m
 
 

Vagina smelling incense by a pop singer! Sex crazed bats attacking all the kids.


Eryka Badu releasing incense that smells like her vagina. Welfare director used funds to pay for a WWE wrestler's drug rehab. Sex crazed bats are attacking the kids. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter...


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 February 11, 2020  15m
 
 

Cut off a clitoris and save a music career. Man arrested for stealing a steamroller.


School calls police on 6 year old with down syndrome for pointing at teacher. African singer threatens to cut off her own clitoris in order to focus more on her music. Man arrested in Massachusetts for stealing a steamroller. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube...


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 February 10, 2020  14m
 
 

We want our foreskin back! Herpes Monkeys. Police find drugs in bag labeled, "Bag full of drugs"


FLORIDA FRIDAY - Anti circumcision protestors rage: "We want our foreskin back!", Herpes monkeys spreading across Florida. Police find narcotics im bag labeled, "Bag full of drugs". Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter...


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 February 7, 2020  19m
 
 

White racist women dinner party. Blind man's vision returns after being hit by a car.


Student Loan Company sent an Ohio man 55,000 copies of the same letter. Meet the liberal women that pay too much to admit they're racist over dinner. Blind man's vision returns after being hit by a car. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram...


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 February 6, 2020  17m
 
 

Can I speak to Agent Penis? Porn warnings will be required under new proposal.


Avocado crime soars right before Superbowl. Porn labels will be required in Utah prroposal. Woman arrested again for asking for Agent Penis. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook...


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 February 5, 2020  19m
 
 

Drinking cow urine won't stop coronavirus. Church holds late Sunday "Hangover Service".


Man causes Google Maps traffic jam using 99 cell phones in a push cart. Consuming cow urine or cow dung will not prevent coronavirus. Church holds Sunday services for hungover worshippers. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram...


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 February 4, 2020  16m
 
 

Woman bites off man's tongue on first date. No-armed beauty queen crowned.


Mexico crowns beauty queen who happens to have no arms. Outrage after bar offers Corona Virus Beer Special. Woman bites off man's tongue after make out warning. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter...


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 February 3, 2020  16m