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In which our posse explores the mysterious Rancho Relampago and makes a startling discovery. They also have a fine meal.

If you're new, start here!  In this episode our players--Brett, Sarah, Matthew, and Gin--each talk about their characters--Josiah, Sikuaq, Deputy Sheriff, and Lakoa--and recap the story so far up to Episode 7, Palacio Notorious!  If you still want to get the full story, listen to episodes 1-6 but be aware that they were recorded on some sub-par equipment including a phone and one shared mic!

For our long time listeners, there is plenty in...

In this second episode of Pitchstorm, Matthew, Gin, Brett, and Johnathan pitch movies about Mobsters, Gravediggers, Robots, Holograms, and a whole lot more while the Executive tries to sabotage them with Holidays, Arctic Regions, Apes, and Car Chases.

In which our posse decides what to do about the heist.  Groups are split, plans are laid, and tension fills the air.

In which Sikuaq eats lead, Lakoa finds her spirit animal, Deputy scolds a child, and Josiah finds an army.  How do our posse try to thwart the big heist?  Find out in this episode!

In which our posse has breakfast and catch a train.  Deputy visits Rancho Relampago, Cookie prepares a fine meal, Sikuaq accidentally exposes a secret, and Lakoa expresses disgust.

In which our posse talks with a sommelier and uncovers an assassination attempt, then move to meet and warn the two princes.  Meanwhile, Sikuaq takes a drink, Deputy invents a food, and Josiah gets decked.

Sound effects and music used in this episode used under Attribution 3.0 and Creative Commons licenses:

"slow cargo train 2" by Robinhood76, "Steam train horn 02" by eliasheuninck, and "Music Box Melody" by DRFX of freesound...

In which our posse works to foil a dastardly assassination attempt against the Princes of Cacophony and Noman's Land.  Josiah rings some bells, Lakoa finds some gems, and Sikuaq makes a holey mess.

The following sound effects and songs were used in this episode under the Attribution license:

"glass_kappa_02" by mugwood of freesound.org

"Breaking wood" by jorickhoofd of freesound.org

"Empty Train moving slowly" by avakas of freesound...

In which the posse deliberates over breakfast on what to do once the train pulls into Cacophony.  Deputy makes a friend, Big Paul gets slapped, and Sikuaq burns an image from her mind.

Sound effects used under Creative Commons, otherwise listed here under Attribution 3.0:

"Synthetic Steam Engine" by rudicangiotti of freesound.org

"Empty Train moving slowly" by avakas of freesound.org

"Freight train passing" by hazmattproductions of freesound...

In which our posse unwinds a bit before they go to a very important dinner.  Deputy and Josiah purchase new threads, and Lakoa, Sikuaq, and Slyther have a relaxing Spa Day.

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The following sound effects are used under Attributions License 3.0, all others are creative commons:

• "people on a party" by unfa of freesound.org
• "Splash, Jumping, F.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co...